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/acrg/ - Artist/Commissioner Rant General #1003

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Talk about artists or commissioners, mostly the bad ones or those who got under your skin. Share your experiences and get angry with us.

For all artists (and commissioners who are close friends with artists) here, beware of: Horu, Pixxy, OkiOppai, Timedwatcher, AnythingGoes, Skitterleaf, kathielnotfound (Jocelyn Jones), and Snoopcrow/jbunny/j6un9 (jbunny).
They will exploit and/or scam you should they get the chance.

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>>80969559
I don't take commissions from people despite being asked because I have a hard time drawing things I am not personally interested in.
I also think that I suck and don't want to provide a shitty service for people who pay.
Am I retarded?
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lolicon is pedophilia
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>>80969721
Kinda
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>>80969559
pedocon is loliphilia
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What artists do you all hate or dislike? Could be for any reason; They draw stuff you don't like, their personality sucks/they're really annoying, their artstyle sucks etc.
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>>80969721
>requesters have lower than sewers standards
>do art you have no interest in
>provide quality higher than mspaint
>get money
>money can be exchanged for goods and services
>do art you're actually interested in
I dunno anon, but the preliminary checkup isn't looking favorable
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>>80969987
You just need to have the confidence of and be as shameless as a deviantart 14-year-old
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>>80969721
having pride that loops around to doubt is normal. you should work through this mental block or otherwise you'll never release anything out into the world.
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>>80970033
I came from deviantart days so that's already been done years ago
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>>80969892
I’ve come to hate so many artists I used to like and the reason usually boils down to changes in their content. Some examples
>ankhajit: basically became a shitted artist while not technically being one
>halbean: doesn’t draw pepper or similar stuff anymore, obsessed with drawing his fugly bat OC
>welwraith: he drew cute stuff way back but now its all hyper goon futa garbage and the likes
and now some paypig is gonna complain that I ranted about artists in the artist rant general
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>these 2 completely unrelated things are actually totally the same thing and thats why you need to accept my bullshit yes i will weaponize everything you like to try to justify myself
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>>80969721
No, that's called having integrity.
Don't let these retards trick you into lowering your standards and quality of your work in exchange for quick cash. Having respect for your watchers and anyone who would want to commission you is an admirable trait.

If you did want to dip your toes into commissions, I would start simple. Put out a post saying you have 1 commission slot and it will be chosen solely at your discretion; it could even only be a single character sketch commission. Outline plainly how you feel and that you'll only accept a request if it's something you're personally interested in. And don't take any payment until it is completely done; so if you have second thoughts, you can decline without having to refund them. Of course, this does open you up to being scammed but I think there's a very low chance of that happening(I've done a couple hundred commissions this way and everyone's paid).
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how do i make a good username
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What is wrong with you faggots.
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>>80970883
Make 10000 bad ones, then you’ll be ready
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>>80970883
You want something snappy, memorable, and relating to your work. Like drawing busty ghosts in mspaint? Spookles. Like painting cars driving over condiments? BrushNSquirt. Like just doing whatever happens to tickle your fancy at the moment and don't particularly stick to a style? Anthony
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>>80968445
Parodies of elected officials are as old as printed media's beginnings. And even then, these are ANIMAL interpretations of them. Now personally I wouldn't draw anything of Trump given what was released, but parody is parody.
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>>80970730
All this. I plan on taking commissions (soon as I figure out how I want to price it) and I'm gonna have a rule of no solo guy, m/m pics because I just don't care to draw those. Hell, even did a free pic of one and was like "yeah, not feeling it".
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>>80969721
If you ever decide to take them, do not charge too little. Whatever you're thinking because of your low self esteem, double it at least.
Brokies are the worst commissioners by far. Someone to whom 60 dollars is a significant amount of money is gonna be so nitpicky to get the most bang for their buck compared to someone who can just drop twice that without a second thought.
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>be me
>have obscure anime waifu
>commission art of her every once in a blue moon
>search the character’s name on whatever sites sometimes to maybe discover new art
>discover one waifufag who is obsessed with the character
>like full schizo larps about being married to her irl
>dedicates his time to sucking up any drops of content of this character he can
>absolutely terrified of being on this guy’s radar someday

Such a weird feeling, man
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>>80973218
For me it’s the shizos with nonsensical headcannons who try to enforce it with their comms to psyop everyone who doesn’t know better to subscribe to it
For example, you seen those comms pairing marie and marina in these outfits? Reason for it is because the dude genuinely believes it’s cannon and confirmed by nintendo themself that the two are a lesbian couple in a relationship
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>>80974081
>Reason for it is because the dude genuinely believes it’s cannon and confirmed by nintendo themself that the two are a lesbian couple in a relationship
Wow, I like the pairing, but that's stupid.
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>>80973218
has he liked the commissions you've done for his wife?
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>>80974081
Well now you’re just getting into tumblr artist territory. Many of them create entire intricate fanfictions about characters and act like they’re gospel. And of course attack anyone who disagrees. I just write those people off. They’re screeching loons trapped in their own heads.
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>>80974248
Maybe once or twice? Thing is I don’t get commissions with the character all that often. Also, like I mentioned, the dude is a full schizo that treats her as like his pure wife. Meaning, I don’t think he likes porn or any kind of fetish stuff with her. So I don’t know if he actually pays attention to that kind of stuff or not. But he’a obsessed with the character enough I wouldn’t doubt it.
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>>80974297
Funniest thing is his “evidence” is literally like 2 different lines of dialog where marina showcases her admiration of marie. Somehow picrel means “they’re totally dating guys”
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>>80974465
Shipping... man, I remember seeing the worse of it when MLP was big.
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>>80974465
That's real dialogue? Jesus christ how embarrassing.
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>>80974465
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https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/175584
FUCKING. UPDATE IT. NOW.
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>>80978211
imported! ;)
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>Jap artists start talking about the EPSTEIN FILES for some whatever reason
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>>80978553
Source? From 2ch?
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>>80978553
>akira toriyama was in the files
Gee, I wonder why anun-kon
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>>80978636
https://x.com/tamayan2nd/status/2018674836290367577
>Crazy, right? The so-called Epstein Files.
>The same country that’s been screaming about regulating 2D stuff and porn, the same people who go on and on about “regulation regulation” in Japan, are the ones collectively committing real-life crimes against actual children.
>This is what a country that went all-in on thorough regulation looks like, so take a good long look.
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Mossad kompromat socialites operations are boring, can we talk about unwilling fatal vore?
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>>80978787
I just think that dubcon body horror laced longterm endosoma or assimilation with middling integration characteristics is underdone
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>>80969559
name every furry artist who makes over 100k after taxes

there's maybe a handful of the millions of furries who attain that level of success
in fact the majority of (good) artists do not make enough to support themselves independently

such an annoying and dumbfuck take
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>>80979000
We seen most of their incomes from their paywalls when Patreon didn't have the option to hide it and even shit middling artists were pulling $130k year BEFORE covid.
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>>80979034
sure, popular 3d animators and game makers but others? all of them? you are a fucking moron

rage boner for anyone doing slightly successful
you should take your mommies purse gun and shove it up your hemorrhoid infested ass and do the world a favor and fuck yourself
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>>80979100
dacad...
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>>80979000
It’s the continued proliferation of the meme that furries are the shortcut to success, pretty wild how to this day it still gets passed around. Hell that one fake screenshot with the paypal balance from drawing lesbian furries still gets posted by artist questioning if they should take the furrypill
>>80979034
The only nsfw accounts that pulled those numbers were those doing porn games that never went anywhere, and even then those that did were the exceptions with only a handful falling into that category. What op’s image implies, and the issue with it, is that this was your average furry artists income and that you could make 100k+/y just by taking up furry porn
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>>80973218
I think I saw a dude do this with Master Tigress on bsky it was kinda weird. They just stitched the one picture of a 'tiger' sona they have on Po lmao.

Or that one guy on Twitter who's a total schizo about Fuga Melodies of Steel and constantly goes off about Jin.
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this general is:
60%SEAfags
15%LatinamericanSLAVES
15%Niggers from the american south
5%from irrelevant eastern european shitholes
5%are literal human feces (indians)
there are 0 (zero) white people in this god forsaken general.
may as well JSD this niggerlicious general and kill yourselves you fucking fucks
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>>80980665
There are zero white people on the entire site they left a long time ago
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>>80980665
um like we are white here actually
proof is in the pudding fucking worm troglodyte
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>Have friend
>Said friend is into "donut-holes"
>But a little too obsessive about it
>Every time he shows me something, it's always some furry with a hyper ass and a prolapsed asshole, no matter what.
>I don't really have the guts to tell him off about showing me that stuff while I'm at work

Why are donut-hole fags like this?
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>>80981629
Why is he even your friend in the first place?
>I don't really have the guts to tell him off
Don’t have to say anything when blocking someone
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>>80980665
>Vegeta

Brown, greasy taco fingers typed this
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>Trying to jerk off to random NTR porn
>Find comic that has decent art
>Suddenly becomes weirdly cathartic
I mean when there's actually porn on the screen it's hot but I just don't get why artists try and make porn more serious of a plot then it should be. Obviously I'm not retarded and stating that all artists need to only do porn but if your going to do porn then at least separate it a tad better. It reminds me of under her tail honestly.
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>>80981540
Are you an ape?
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>>80981629
Anal-fags in general are like that. Just cut him off and keep the experience in mind the next time you come across a literal shithole obsessed faggot, will save you a lot of grief
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>>80982052
>jerks off to cuck porn
>but gets cucked himself
Like pottery
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>Make fanart for someone
>"gee thanks"
>Come to learn that they made fun of it in a private chat
I dont want to gift random people drawings anymore
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>>80982871
Name and shame/post your work
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i will never forgive goudadunn for not only butchering his artstyle but also taking down his characters with it
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>>80983075
>tranny thinks it has standards
AHAHAHAHA
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>>80983085
not sure if this is in reference to me or the artist
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>>80974081
>For me it’s the shizos with nonsensical headcannons who try to enforce it with their comms to psyop everyone who doesn’t know better to subscribe to it
This. When you're some fat fuckface obsessed with a character but know she's not exclusive to you, at most you might be a weird sideshow but that's it
Real lolcows are formed from people who legitimately claim a character. The kind of people who will legitimately get angry over ships because their personal OTP has been violated, or because they said they can't awkwardly RP under their drawings.

has there ever been an instance of someone getting so obsessed with a character and so defensive about how they're portrayed that the official company effectively disowns them/distances themselves from the character?
I'm not talking about schizophrenic episode held real hostages over it shit, purely social awkwardness and an association to the individual causing the character to become violently tainted and unusable without any crimes being committed.
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>>80969559
Actually, after doctors complete residency (which I believe is 4 years?), they typically make 400K (CAD) a year starting. So becoming a doctor takes a massive amount of time, energy, and skill (generally), and your wages are dog shit for the first 4 years. After that, though, if you're good enough to be a doctor, you make bank.
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>>80970730
>Integrity
>When it comes to furry porn
I mean I get where you're coming from, but ehhh...
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>>80983075
>regressed to pre-2017 artstyle levels
How do you even get so lazy with your art you somehow start drawing worse than your first recorded instances on internet galleries? I get if you don't practice your skills will stagnate but i never presumed they could so aggressively regress like this.
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>>80970883
Generally, it doesn't matter what your username is if your art is good. My personal rule of thumb, though, is your online handle should never have more than 4 syllables. The only exception I allow for this rule is if the name has a small amount of characters. Like "Al_730" or something like. So you want something that's either fast to say, and/or easy to type. You just don't want the watermark or signature to take up too much space.
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>>80982052
>I just don't get why artists try and make porn more serious of a plot then it should be.
It's a tricky balance. I think that a tiny bit of story can greatly enhance a piece of pornographic material. Obviously this doesn't matter at all for pin-ups, and doesn't really matter for simple animated loops. But I can understand if you were making a porn comic or written work why you'd try to inject more of a plot into it. If it worked, you'd care more about the characters, and thus the fap would be better. For example, the guy that makes those show accurate Aggretsuko porn animations always has a little scene before/after the fucking starts, and they're always very cute and fun to watch. I think they enhance the fap. That said, for anything larger than an introductory scene, an artist is probably better off just making a flat out porn comic/animation, and releasing a small story on side as an auxiliary piece.
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>>80983528
I think some lore is fine, after all we got pics like related which for me enhances some of the embarrassment and loss. But why are we going from some generic "Lol your girl got fucked" with an admittedly hot instant loss angle when the scorbunny evolves to suddenly go into each character's psyche and motivations? I might just have too many sticks up my ass to enjoy these overly and suddenly serious plots
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>>80982052
Oh yea I remember this comic. It was fucking retarded
>scorbunny is some alpha-dick chad who gets all the bitches
>even goes as far as fucking some riolu and cucking him
>evolves
>turns into a femboy
>now he’s the shrimp-dicked cuck
>no one wants to fuck him
>meanwhile riolu evolved into an alpha-dick chad and gets all the bitches
>ends up turning the tables and makes cinderance his bitch
>”hey, you’re a jerk!”
>”huh, I guess I have been a jerk”
>”yea, and I suppose I was a jerk too”
>”guess we’ve both been jerks…”
Thing was it was suppose to be a small side piece but ballooned into this whole project, and you can tell since it reads like it was done on the fly, hence why it devolves as it does. Nothing wrong with a bit of plot or context, but as far as that goes this is about as bad of an example as you can get. Should not have taken 5 months to do
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>>80983645
>why are we going from some generic "Lol your girl got fucked" with an admittedly hot instant loss angle when the scorbunny evolves to suddenly go into each character's psyche and motivations?
>>80983661 Tldr: small side piece turned into big “toodeep4u” comic, likely done on the fly with no planning
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>>80983715
That exact page was where I lost my boner and the final pages just had me confused. Like this lucario essentially turns that scorbunny into a woman through sheer raping will power like some shitty anime. I honestly think it should've just stopped right at this panel.
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>>80983153
>has there ever been an instance of someone getting so obsessed with a character and so defensive about how they're portrayed that the official company effectively disowns them/distances themselves from the character?
Best looking at nipland for that sorta thing, them japs are nuts about their waifu’s. As for stateside the closest thing I can recall was some artist who tried to claim bubsy as his own and turned him into a trans “girl”failure. Not his headcannon/interpretation of bubsy as a failed mascot, but THE canon bubsy
Once the bubsy revivals came about he had a whole shizo meltdown over it since it undid how he saw bubsy. Even went so far as to harass the creator and his family over it trying to have his version canonized instead
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>>80983645
>But why are we going from some generic "Lol your girl got fucked" with an admittedly hot instant loss angle when the scorbunny evolves to suddenly go into each character's psyche and motivations?
That feels less like too much plot and more like a really jarring tonal shift. I'm not into NTR faggotry, but I assume it was done to enhance the cuckening or whatever. But it accidentally got too real and thus takes the reader out of the material.
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Whatever happened to that landwhale artist who drew her together with that Spyro boss?
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>>80983847
Forced feminization: it’s as shitty as fetishes come. Also why tf does lucario’s eyes look like they’re straight out of a creepypasta?
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>>80983992
Unrelated, but reminds me of this game series some dude made called breed town. It was ok and passable with what it did. Really enjoyed the second one but for some reason the third game had you play as a female detective retracing and hunting down the protag for the first two games. She a whole line about how the MC's main fetish isn't impregnating women, but about impregnating them and ruining their lives. In game lore about some bullshit like he always gets women pregnant and they never abort so they just drop their career and school life. It honestly just made me way more depressed though it does set up for a good twist later down the line
>>80984105
Because he's on rape mode
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>>80983245
the thing is gouda had a rather quick degradation, like the pic on the left is from 2024 if the twitter upload is accurate, and i'm pretty sure it is cause i remember suddenly realizing that i now hate his artstyle like, only last year. he just kind of randomly switched instead of it even being over time
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>>80979528
Fugafags are weird in general. Remember it getting a bunch of weekly threads on /v/ and whenever I popped my head in it was the same thing each time
>everyone goes on about how much they hate the games. Outside of fanart posting that’s literally it
>”wow, these games must be pretty dogshit huh”
>everyone immediately does a 180 and goes on about how underrated the series is and how they should get more attention than they do
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Real?
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>>80984191
What was the twist?
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>>80982052
>It reminds me of under her tail honestly.

Similar thing with How my Gardevoir became a Porn Star.
Like there comes a point where a comic feels like it goes on for too long without a sex scene or just goes on for too long in general that you just lose interest.
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>>80985119
Nta and never played it but I'm going to guess the main character is his daughter
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>>80984615
No, he was just being edgy. Reigniting the old Zackary drawing (((short stacks))) debate.
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>>80986561
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>>80986561
This guy's definitely into cub and overcompensating right

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