>>2838014
How to get an Indian gf that is extremely hairy and doesn't shave or wax anything? I'm talking ridiculously hairy legs, forearms, armpits, happy trail, nipples, the works, so I'm thinking not a Westernized whore, it would have to be a village girl? Preferably fat but skinny is fine. I thought of trying to get help from the local "guides" when I get there, but I really want someone to travel with through India and then possibly import with me into the EU if we hit it off, I feel like they would just bring me a whore. Any advice? Would be nice if I could get one while I'm still here, so online first.

>>2838014
none. this shithole isnt worth visiting youll find trash even in the prettiest natural landscapes and its surrounded by hazy pollution smog.
t.indian

>>2838192
See >>2838175 please, thank you.

>>2838014
>with a high tolerance for third world conditions
people online shit (kek) on India mostly because they're broke retards

India is not the DRC
you can easily live on westerns standards in India
but... it's gonna cost you western money

I wrote in another thread
we spend ~300€/day/person (tbf 3n Aman really pushed that) and had great vacations
(true) 5* hotels, private drivers and decent restaurants are really not that expensive

>that loves nature?
check out Jim Corbett National Park, Dudhwa NP and Gangotri NP
generally keep north to the himalayas, near national parks and oc avoid crowded cities

>>2838014
>loves nature
Don't visit india. Every inch of 'nature' is covered in trash.

>>2838220
have you ever been there? i really only want the opinion of people who have. or especially people who actually live there.

>>2838175
a village girl will be even hairier dude
you think village girls are shaving? lol

>>2838278
According to all Indian amateur porn, 90% of them, yeah.

>>2838014
>>2838220
I heard Northeast India is actually nice, but it's basically a completely different country from core India. Not a real India experience

>>2838282
So you don't immediately get stuck in a traffic jam, then held down in the middle of the street while some "guru" who never cuts his finger nails takes a shit on you before throwing your ass in some river filled with random unidentifiable animal carcasses?

>>2838014
Kerala, Goa, Sikkim, Manipur, don't visit Assam
Kerala has a lot of trees and soul, but they go on literal labor strikes so sometimes it may be a pretty funny situation
Tamil Nadu is fine but it probably wouldn't have the trees you'd want, check out the Nilgiris for them, the state is also pretty well known for being kind of autistic
The beaches suck, they're well known as tourist traps here so avoid them
Rajasthan sucks since it's known for being desert
Himachal Pradesh and Uttarakhand are pretty great, I knew someone from Kumaon, if you don't like being close to the sea, the area will amaze you
Don't even touch Uttar Pradesh if you're concerned with trash, even the "good" states have trash, New Delhi is fucking horrible, and it will 100% kill your lungs
Gujarat is actually really well behaved BUT there are definitely religious tensions over there
Ladakh is alright too
A lot of the northeast and much of Kerala have Christians so you might like them
Don't visit much of the north, especially not Kolkata or Mumbai, they're shitholes
A metric fuck load of people will stare at you, especially if it's somewhere in Uttar Pradesh, so check out anywhere with a lower population density if you're uncomfortable with that
Also, public toilets are pretty bad admittedly
t. Indian

>>2838318
Also, before you come here:
Make sure you can get a Uber rickshaw or a personal driver YOU can personally trust, do NOT trust the rates offered by the rickshaw drivers in the country, they WILL scam you and they're usually connected to trade unions so just don't try arguing with them
Hope you can enjoy the country, dont go to Bengaluru because they're insanely racist to anybody who's not from their state(to us from other states too), Andhra Pradesh might be good for you, and Madhya Pradesh if you like to explore mountains outside the city
The city 100% sucks though, ALL cities have been trashed to hell, and really, make sure to remind yourself that people will probably try to scam you. The younger generation is a lot more polarized, but generally, the whiter they are in skin, the more liberal/upper caste, the more brown, the more conservative and lower in caste, and NEVER go to Bihar, Bihar is where you'd probably end up dead
Punjab is fine, and Telangana too(I don't hear of the state much admittedly)
Karnataka has a sort of stale and sterile background, India has a lot of statues and temples you may like at the south too
Odisha isn't spoken of much but I think you may like it
Also, anyone from Bengal is usually looked down upon nationwide as migrants and ill bearers who are usually in gangs, from like the more developed ones to like the worse off ones
The older generation may be a bit more conservative but they are very happy to chat up with you if you'd go to a coffee shop, especially the older Muslim men, but the younger ones behave admittedly like complete idiots
A bunch ton of people use instagram, almost everybody uses Whatsapp in some form, if you want to adopt our culture, try out the buses
Try out the street food too! It's usually good at nighttime

>>2838014
There's a great video uploaded recently by Planeta Juan where he goes to the famous rat temple. You should probably add that to your bucket list if you are going to India. It'll be a beautiful way to cap off your vacation.

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I'm starting in Mumbai - not interested in the city, it's only the point of arrival -and would like to head south to Kerala. Not really interested in beaches, that's where you'll find tourists and ripoffs. Would rather visit some of the villages in the Western Ghats, do some hiking, then return to the train station to continue on south to the next stop.
>>2838217
Jesus. That's ten times what I spend to live in America. Why wouldn't you go to Italy or Spain if that's your travel budget? At least you can walk around outdoors and breathe fresh air.
>>2838318
Gujurat is Modi's state, so he's favored it for numerous public improvement projects. Rajasthan is the most crowded desert on Earth and sees some of the world's most horrendous heat in the pre-monsoon months. Ladakh interests me for being so remote and distant from the rest of the country. Definitely a summer travel destination.
>>2838014
The worst air pollution in the world during the Northern Hemisphere winter months is found in the greater Lahore region. AQI improves somewhat as the heat arrives and the winter thermal inversion disappears.
>>2838282
Be aware that some of the Northeast states require a tourist permit to visit if you're a foreigner. Mizoram, for instance. It just got a railway connection to the rest of the country. Everyone was basically worshipping Modi when he showed up to inaugurate it.

Indian talks about the beautiful cycle of food grown with human & cow shit for fertilizer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9EcZ4b2L5g

Anyone brave enough to eat salads in India?

>>2838014
Just go to nagaland then leave

Ladakh seems really cool. Convincing my gf to go there

>>2838364
Mumbai is fun and you sound like a fag

>>2838014
We all know you're going to the one with the zutts so just give it a rest.

>>2838723
Yeah yeah, I'm the fag because I don't like the idea pushing up against other men and inhaling their cough sputum and body smells on an overcrowded train. I also don't like the ripoff-priced budget hotels in Mumbai with their awful reviews. Other parts of India have much better lodging options in the $15-20 USD price range.

Also, I want to go south, which is a pain in the ass from Mumbai due to its geography. The southbound trains turn east and depart the city at some distance from the airport. Panvel looks like it'll be my first stop after a daytrip to Versova Beach in north Mumbai. There are numerous local trains going there every day.

This is the entrance to Sanjay Gandhi National Park in Mumbai. Hardly looking like a nature paradise...

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Air quality is already pretty bad across the country, with the usual winter pattern already setting in.

I decided to pay for my one year India eVisa three weeks from the date of arrival. Supposedly it gets processed within 3 or 4 days of payment, but they can send an email message inquiring further details, which could add many days to the processing time.

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New Delhi air quality is unimaginably bad

LMAO at foreigners who gripe endlessly about Chiang Mai when it averages a mere 150 AQI during the burning season.

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>>2838014
Avoid the Indo Gangetic plains. They turn into a gas chamber for months. It's the filthiest and most polluted region on the planet. Himalayan states are fine but you need to fly into Delhi for going there. Western states with places like Mumbai are OK and are more bearable than the north. The coastline states like Goa and Kerala are the best states of India but are stll filthy and nowhere compared to Thailand. North east is like a different country altogether and some of the areas are quite unsafe for tourists. Do your own research.

On our last India general thread some anon was talking about his stay at a Hindu ashram. The monastic lifestyle amidst the greenery of the Western Ghat foothills seems appealing, and if I am able to adapt to India without shitting my brains out and rage quitting the country, I'd like to try it.

Forget the cities. That's where all the tourists and the scammers and the hustlers are. No I don't have any illusions about life in a Third World village. It's dirty and primitive and boring. People often aren't quite sure what to make of your presence as a foreigner. The village dogs can also take a disliking to an unfamiliar person. It's still where I want to be.

>>2839848
How much money would that cost?

>>2840013
He said it cost about 7 USD per day and included housing, tasty meals and chores around the property. Many of the ashrams are tucked well away from the noise of the highways, though if they are anything like Buddhist monastic retreats, you can assume that there will be a lot of dogs hanging around who will bark on a regular basis.

>>2840022
Do you think I could meet >>2838175 through this?

It's fucking happening! Just wrapped up my final workday of the year and checked my email to find this lovely little message, sent five times over five minutes just for the hell of it.
>Dear Anon,
>Your application for Indian e-VISA has been processed with following result
>Nationality :- UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
>Application Status :- Granted
>e-Visa Issue Date : November 14th,2025
>e-Visa Expiry Date : November 13th,2026

Submitting it two weeks later would've given me two extra weeks of validity in November 2026, but it feels good to get that green light before I start packing for another eight-month travel marathon this weekend.
>>2840026
I'll post any coom stories if they happen. Indian women outside India are usually frigid toward me, but you never know who you will meet while walking the streets and talking to people.

>>2840321
>you never know who you will meet while walking the streets and talking to people
95% men, some wanting to sell you crap, some wanting a picture with you

>>2838271
This board is crawling with /pol/tards that just parrot whatever they hear about x country and think that makes them smart.

The south or north east. Better yet just go to Sri Lanka or Pakistan.

>>2841461
Indians are so cocky and arrogant the moment they are outside of India. Meanwhile inside of India they are like: "LET ME LIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY SAAAR FOR THE LOVE OF VISHNU SAAAAR GET ME OUT OF THIS SHIIITTHOLLLLEE SAAAAAR"

>>2840321
Hope you have a good time. I definitely loved it and I'm planning to go back next year.
>>2841356
This anon is 100% correct. It's strange just how many men there are and how few women are outside. It gets frustrating with how often someone chats you up and seems friendly, but after a few seconds, you realize they're trying to lead you into a shop. Then you become cold and ignore everyone.

>>2840321
>I'll post any coom stories if they happen. Indian women outside India are usually frigid toward me
You know how Indian simps are ruining women world wide by gassing up every mid girl on the internet and keeping onlyfans in business? Well imagine what happens to the ones they can interact with locally

>>2840321
>Indian women outside India are usually frigid toward me
they are very uppity, but it is only becaues they are the most beautiful women in teh world

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>>2841463
Pak shills always pretend like their country is better than India. It's not. India goes much farther south than Pakistan does, with tropical greenery in the Western Ghats. Pakistan only has desert scrub, irrigated river-basin and high dry mountains. India is twice as rich as Pakistan per capita. India has a more extensive road & rail transport network, better energy supply, more religious and linguistic diversity, better security and less corruption (Pakistan being one of the most corrupt and insecure countries on Earth). The one aspect where Pakistan outshines India is the glaciated terrain of the Gilgit-Baltistan region. Ladakh by comparison is extremely remote and poorly accessible by road.

Kodaikanal in Tamil Nadu looks like a wonderful place to stay when the heat starts building. 7300 feet elevation means even the hottest days only reach 85 F or so. Amazing pristine forest reserves right outside the town. This is the India I want to experience.

>>2841935
>Kodaikanal in Tamil Nadu looks like a wonderful place to stay when the heat starts building. 7300 feet elevation means even the hottest days only reach 85 F or so. Amazing pristine forest reserves right outside the town. This is the India I want to experience.
But how hairy are the women?

>>2838014
Himachal Pradesh is a decent choice

Would avoid the NE states for now since it can be a bit unstable security wise from insurgent activities

Kerala would also be a good choice imo

>>2841463
+1 Sri Lanka.
Fuck india.

>>2844330
The northeast is best for cannabis smokers, as weed is most prevalent up there. You can fly from Bengalaru to Imphal for $90, which is very reasonable when compared to the hellish ordeal of passing north overland through shithole Bihar and the chicken neck of India.

>>2844417
>fly
are the planes safe ?

Kerala is actually gorgeous once you get outside of the cities. Other than that I would say Goa or Himachal

>>2844423
>are the planes safe ?
if they remember to turn the fuel pump on

>>2841935
Getting to Ladakh by road is one of the best experiences I had

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So all of you are just ignoring that India's air and water are poison?

What kind of unironic retard spends money to see this shitty nation?

>>2838014
Indian here

why in the ever loving fuck would you even THINK of coming here? do you have a humiliation fetish or something? Just listen to the other anons and go somewhere else, its not worth coming here. We have nothing, like nothing to offer you, the memes are real, its a shithole and nothing comes close

>>2845847
>>2845876
It's a travel board, faggots. Take you /pol/ seethe elsehwere. I'm curious about wha this anon has to say. You offer zero. We all know India is a shithole, that's what makes the thread pretty kino.

>>2844428
Any places you recommend in Kerala or Himachal? Those are places I've both been considering for my next trip.

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>>2845923
Any place that accepts foreign guests, kek
I've basically given up on making hotel reservations here, especially on no-name sites who may refuse to refund your payment even after you report a refusal and demand a refund. Just like with the stupid ATMs, you have to go from one rejection to another until you find a place who is willing to do business. So many hotels here don't even show up when you select "Hotels" on Google Maps. You can only see them by zooming in on the map. A village like Khalapur, for instance, has half a dozen places of lodging. I'm gonna be pretty buttmad if I get rejected more than twice...

>>2846019
Why are there never women in any pics of India? I see two in the background there but it's 99.9% men.

>>2845923
Go to uh, Trivandrum, Idukki, or Kochi, Kottayam for the beauty but it's hard to get there.

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I've visited Kerala last year, had a great time. Near my hotel in Munnar was this little stream going down the mountain, walked in it up and down for about 2 hours, sometimes seeing confused women washing clothes and probably wondering what the hell I was doing

>>2846184
It's about a 10:1 gender ratio, and few of those women are young cuties. The nubile females basically stay indoors and never go out to protect their virginity, kek.

>>2850191
>and few of those women are young cuties
So what? Why not a chubby hairy cloth auntie.

I want to travel Bihar because Bihar - Nepal was where Buddha was living and teaching and where first council was conducted. Redpill me on northern India and Buddhist pilgrimage places. Is Bihar that bad now?

>>2846184
They don't have to go out to work like the men do. They are pampered at home and treated like queens.

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>>2850247
There are lots of women who do have to be out all day working, gathering wood, carrying heavy burdens on their heads etc. The streets age them really fast.

>>2850278
How hairy were they though?

>>2838014
Don't.
Just don't

>>2850244
Bihar is known as the worst, dirtiest, and most dangerous part of India (in terms of crime). As a first trip, it's probably not a good introduction. I'd advise visiting some nicer parts first and putting Bihar at the end of the trip so you don't hate everything and leave immediately.

>>2853879
As a non-normie traveler, India is gradually cementing its place as the best country I've explored so far. If you're a normie faggot who just wants to be in a herd of mindless pleasure chasers, bug off to Phuket or Pattaya or some other hedonist containment zone. Visiting India isn't for you.
>>2853886
Bihar has the lowest GDP per capita, but IDK if that automatically means there is more rubbish lying around in Bihar than in other states. If anything, the lack of economic development could mean less construction rubble, vacant waste lots, abandoned buildings and other detritus of progress that is so prevalent in the more prosperous states. Hotel rooms are likely to be dirty and rundown due to the lack of new construction, however. Crime stats don't show Bihar as a standout for violent crime either. Maharashtra had a robbery rate 2.5x higher than Bihar in 2023. Bihar's rape rate is also lower than the national average, likely due to an extremely conservative culture that ensures women don't place themselves in social situations where rape is likely to occur.

>>2854294
How can you fuck then idiot?

>>2838175
>How to get an Indian gf that is extremely hairy and doesn't shave or wax anything? I'm talking ridiculously hairy legs, forearms, armpits, happy trail, nipples, the works, so I'm thinking not a Westernized whore, it would have to be a village girl? Preferably fat but skinny is fine. I thought of trying to get help from the local "guides" when I get there, but I really want someone to travel with through India and then possibly import with me into the EU if we hit it off, I feel like they would just bring me a whore. Any advice? Would be nice if I could get one while I'm still here, so online first.
Still need this.

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>>2838318
>>2850032
these anons have the best answer to the original question. the answer is kerala
it is the most developed state in most regards and most of the people are at least half civilised
hire a house boat and go floating around the backwaters

>>2859215
How to live on a houseboat and retire there? How much money do I have to have?