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What happens here? My wagecucking is having the annual "corp retreat" next summer at a beachside resort.
I figure it's just like DR: "stay in bounds otherwise you will be kidnapped for organ harvesting and/or sex slavery as soon as you step into town"
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>>2849185
Albania's a great place. If you're in a resort, you won't see shit anyway.
Assuming this isn't /pol/bait, where are you staying (roughly)?
"The Accursed Mountains" is a good book to get the backstory of the nation and contextualise things.
Typically Albanians place a lot of importance on respecting guests. Traditionally, a 'besa' system meant that guests were extended the protection of their network. They might be involved in mafia shit abroad, but at home, they can't really get away with that shit.
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>>2849211
Never actually been to Durres. All my seaside recommendations would be down in the Rivieria. You planning to move around at all?
Durres is pretty normie tier, you'll be fine. There's loads of package cunts down there. Quite popular with Poles.
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>>2849187
>Albania's a great place.
It's the worst country in Europe. People kick dogs in the street, harass random women and its also full of muslims. Smelly streets full of trash and everyone wears horrible black puffer jackets. Shithole
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>>2850412
lmao, the '''''''train''''' is ogre. it's quicker to cycle. it runs like once a day and takes some stupid like 5 hours. apparnetly it has bullet holes in it and all the glass is smashed up, too,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6NQudzqAAY
there'll be loads of buses between the 2. Gjirafa Bus has 'official' coaches with an actual timetable, but there's also shitload of minibuses which leave when full.
desu, a private car between the 2 won't cost much at all.
Tirana has multiple bus stations, make sure you get the right one back to Durres.
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>>2849185
There are many bunkers and other bizarre things from the communist era if you're into that.
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>>2849185
Albania is very safe, awesome country, i spent many months there. Very friendly people, chaotic ad-hoc vibes, doesn't really feel like europe. The nature is amazing, probably most picturesque country in Europe IMO. The only downsides is crazy traffic, terrible trash situation that ruins the beauty at times, and overdevelopment in cities like Durres (industrial shithole imo)
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>>2849729
Some of this is true but Albania is one of the most religiously secular countries out there. Yeh it has a majority of Muslims but most of them drink beer and eat pork. Ive seen muslims in churches and christians in mosques. Religious is truly something unique in Albania and doesnt follow your "islam is bad" rhetoric lol
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Pros:
>no niggers
>incredibly cheap
>Some of the best food I've ever had (Tavë Kosi)
>Conservative, no fag flags anywhere
>Nice countryside
>Nice beaches
>women are curvy as hell and pretty hot (good luck dating them though)
>no niggers
Balkans was by far my favorite part of Europe. I did not see a single nigger in my trips in Croatia, Albania, Bosnia, Montenegro, and North Macedonia. Just avoid the big cities and capitals, unless you like depressing commie blocks. The country side is by far the best part about the balkans, again, AVOID THE BIG CITIES. Montenegro was probably the most beautiful place I've ever been too. 5 euro for a decent bottle of red wine. The further west you go (Slovenia) you will see fag flags and it becomes like Western Europe (nigger infested shithole).
Americans are afraid to go to places like Albania because they think their dangerous and bad rap for being ex Yugoslavia. Nothing could be further from the truth. I got free beers one time in Albania because they knew I was an American, almost no Americans go over there. Western/Northern Europe is INCREDIBLY overrated. Take the Balkans pill. Just avoid Greece, its a shithole.
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Albanians are the objectively worst European population after gypsies. Low IQ, high crime, extremely nationalist despite leaving for other countries at the first chance they get. It's the only European country besides Russia I would never visit under any circumstances.
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