>>2859530
>this is not a thread to
Nope, this is a democratic attention economy. You don’t get direct what people want to talk talk about in regards to the Philippines.

I’ll spare your thread from getting torpedoed. Oh the things I could post.

Have a nice day :)

>>2859530
Thanks for the suggestion but this is now a thread about dating qt filipinas. Post about
>Best spots to get a gf/wife
>Managing filipina's child like behavior
>Places to live with your filipina

>>2859550
Lmao you bodied that speech policing dork.
>>2859551
Outside Manila that's for sure. Anyone exposed to NCR is rotten to their core. That goes for her family too. If she has sister or auntie working in the big city forget it.

Tough to do but not impossible. Look for an established family with their own business in a small or medium sized town. If you want a real relationship go to church.
>managing behavior
Don't simp for her too much. Western romance is all simping. Make her work for your attention in turn. Attraction should be reciprocated, if she isn't all over you then dump her and find a pinay who actually likes you.
>where to live
Don't isolate your pinay from her family or she will go crazy. Expect to send her home often for events and birthdays and etc. If you live too far away and she misses out she will have a mental breakdown. Same town but different subdivision, maybe 1 town over.

You can also dump her with her family if you need some alone time.

>that awkward moment when you take your girl out with her friends you never met before
>but it turns out you did meet two of them before, and more than once.
I may be in danger.

>>2859550
No po. You and your ilk will not ruin another /phg/ thread, which is a thread meant for Filipinos to explain to incoming visitors anything they would like to know about our country, and answer questions. You can leave and be spared.

REMINDER that all discussion of sexual conquest/sex tourism is OFF TOPIC.

>>2859530
Thread ruined with the ugly ass ai slop image

>>2859571
Cubabro here ..

I've had unprotected sex without over 100 pinays, most of which have been hookers from the slums. I've gotten gonorrhea twice. I've been to most tourist spots in the country, but nothing compares to slumming it up in lapu lapu city. I've fought tambays, pulled out knives on live streaming niggers, killed ducks, chased crusty boomers up the street, meet the mayor, had 2 kids, galavanted in both the slums and five star hotels, went to sinulog and got A1 pussy everytime, I dressed my daughter up as Santo Nino as walked around the church with a Hindu idol, I've been through a typhoon, I've popped cherries, I've smoked shabu with a bunch of smelly warays, I've jumped off a waterfall, I've uncovered a human trafficking ring, I've banged some rich old Filipino lady in the bar that she owned, I've scouted out the entire island of Cebu, by myself, posted on 4chan, free of charge


Get the fuck off my thread you Malaysian nigger

>>2859591
And now you're in some cold distant land. Go post there po and stop posting off-topic in our Filipino thread.

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>>2859591
Are you mentally disabled?

>>2859591
>I've had unprotected sex without over 100 pinays, most of which have been hookers from the slums. I've gotten gonorrhea twice. I've been to most tourist spots in the country, but nothing compares to slumming it up in lapu lapu city. I've fought tambays, pulled out knives on live streaming niggers, killed ducks, chased crusty boomers up the street, meet the mayor, had 2 kids, galavanted in both the slums and five star hotels, went to sinulog and got A1 pussy everytime, I dressed my daughter up as Santo Nino as walked around the church with a Hindu idol, I've been through a typhoon, I've popped cherries, I've smoked shabu with a bunch of smelly warays, I've jumped off a waterfall, I've uncovered a human trafficking ring, I've banged some rich old Filipino lady in the bar that she owned, I've scouted out the entire island of Cebu, by myself, posted on 4chan, free of charge
What audience do you think this is for? Because you sound like a fucking spastic.

>>2859591
>killed ducks, chased crusty boomers up the street, meet the mayor
Read this aloud like a downs syndrome with a lisp.

>>2859591
Holy based
>>2859600
Cringe
>>2859602
Cringe

>>2859591
>I've had unprotected sex without over 100 pinays
>I've gotten gonorrhea twice
>chased crusty boomers up the street
>killed ducks
>I've jumped off a waterfall
Honestly, that's it? That's a list of cool shit you've done?
You jumped off a waterfall huh? Wow. And you ran after some old people? Whew! Amazing. You forgot to mention you samefag on 4chan when everyone laughs at you
>>2859613

>>2859617
Cubabro posts actual content and stories in these threads. You post nothing except seethe and angst. Cubabro is objectively much more valuable than whatever you offer.

>>2859621
>You post nothing except seethe and angst
How do you know what I post, cubabro? I don't namefag and samefag like you. Stop embarrassing yourself, little guy. Take a break from the internet.

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>>2859591
Cubabro is... the most interesting man in the world

>>2859591
The problem with namefagging is when you say something goofy like this it sticks to your name. 4chan is an anonymous board because it gives people greater freedom to speak because our speech is not tied to reputation. Say something dumb and literally post something 10 minutes later and nobody knows who it is. The value is the content in the moment.

>>2859627
He jumped off a waterfall. What was he thinking!?

Cubabro: Cozy Minimum Security Jail (Filipinos seethes)

Life is cozy. I am in a desolate outpost in the Alaskan Arctic tundra. I wake up around 7pm and eat a breakfast usually consisting of steak a d salad with fresh vegetables. I lounge around the jail (they call it a call) for a few hours, reading books or listening to podcasts. Occasionally I'll still the communal fridge with drinks, maybe give a sweep and mop, then sit back down for another 2 hours. Around midnight, I'll chop up some pineapples and melons, throw them in a tray, and then go take a nap for another 2 hours. I'll wake up, maybe eat some ice cream, then play ps5 for an hour or so with some of the other inmates. At 4 am we serve breakfast. It's a jail breakfast cooked in an industrial setting...we just throw some sausage and bacon in the oven, scramble some eggs, and let the niggers serve themselves. At 7:40 am, we throw the leftovers out and wash the plates. All in all I work about 3 hours a day. After "work", I go to the gym and hit the weights, shower, and lay down to a movie. For all of this hard work, I'm compensated $8000 dollars a month. It's absolutely absurd if you ask me, because the hardest part a out this job is trying to stay awake and not eat to many ice cream sandwiches. I'm paid like a Filipino doctor, but all I do is put bottled water in a refrigerator, it makes absolutely no sense. Yea, it's boring, and basically like jail, but I've already been to jail and last I remember they didn't pay me.

I could stay here for a year for free and easily and make a handsome sum. I'm tired of the Philippines already, I played it out, it's like playing the same game you already beat 10 times. Of course, I'll revisit the game, because it's my favorite, but for now I'm just enjoying this life hack I've discovered. I miss the boat life though, definitely more exciting, but I also enjoy getting paid, what in Filipino standards is a stupidly inflated amount of money just to be a lazy nigger

>>2859638
Cubabro: Cozy Minimum Security Jail (Filipinos seethes)

Life is cozy. I am in a desolate outpost in the Alaskan Arctic tundra. I wake up around 7pm and eat a breakfast usually consisting of steak and salad with fresh vegetables. I lounge around the jail (they call it a camp) for a few hours, reading books or listening to podcasts. Occasionally I'll fill the communal fridge with drinks, maybe give a sweep and mop, then sit back down for another 2 hours. Around midnight, I'll chop up some pineapples and melons, throw them in a tray, and then go take a nap for another 2 hours. I'll wake up, maybe eat some ice cream, then play ps5 for an hour or so with some of the other inmates. At 4 am we serve breakfast. It's a jail breakfast cooked in an industrial setting...we just throw some sausage and bacon in the oven, scramble some eggs, and let the niggers serve themselves. At 7:40 am, we throw the leftovers out and wash the plates. All in all I work about 3 hours a day. After "work", I go to the gym and hit the weights, shower, and lay down to a movie. For all of this hard work, I'm compensated $8000 dollars a month. It's absolutely absurd if you ask me, because the hardest part a out this job is trying to stay awake and not eat to many ice cream sandwiches. I'm paid like a Filipino doctor, but all I do is put bottled water in a refrigerator, it makes absolutely no sense. Yea, it's boring, and basically like jail, but I've already been to jail and last I remember they didn't pay me.

I could stay here for a year for free and easily and make a handsome sum. I'm tired of the Philippines already, I played it out, it's like playing the same game you already beat 10 times. Of course, I'll revisit the game, because it's my favorite, but for now I'm just enjoying this life hack I've discovered. I miss the boat life though, definitely more exciting, but I also enjoy getting paid, what in Filipino standards is a stupidly inflated amount of money just to be a lazy nigger

>>2859628
Cubabro here...

I've said plenty of wild shit throughout the years, none of which I care about because who the hell knows who cubabro actually is, and some of which I don't remember because I was drunk AF when I composed it. I do like to go back and read it though for a chuckle....easier to do it with a nametag rather then scrolling through 300 replies on a thread

Are you satisfied with my explanation Mr Kuya 4chan attorney?

>>2859617
Can you list some even SEMI interesting things you've experienced or done.

And, no, lurking on an expat/traveller thread and seething while sitting in a Starbucks drinking a strawberry lemonade is not interesting

Nigger, I've been around the world, 360 degrees on your ass, did it with style, did it like a nigger to!

Even if you're a rich Pinoy, you'll never match my hustle, never match my drive, never match my moxy and poise. I can stand anywhere in this world, you're some fucking normie who can't outside of your gated "exclusive subdivision"

>>2859640
>I've said plenty of wild shit throughout the years, none of which I care about because who the hell knows who cubabro actually is, and some of which I don't remember because I was drunk AF when I composed it. I do like to go back and read it though for a chuckle....easier
You go back through 4chan archives and read your old posts and marvel at how "wild" and funny they are? Holy narcissistic cringe.

>>2859641
>Nigger, I've been around the world, 360 degrees on your ass
I'm anonymous here retard. What are you bashing anything on?
>Even if you're a rich Pinoy, you'll never match my hustle, never match my drive, never match my moxy and poise. I can stand anywhere in this world, you're some fucking normie who can't outside of your gated "exclusive subdivision"
Holy fuck you're corny. I'm Irish, retard.

>>2859641
>Can you list some even SEMI interesting things you've experienced or done
Jumped off a waterfall. Chased an old man up a street.

>>2859642
If I was truly narcissist, I would go full Filipino politician and start organizing rice giveaways just to film them for clout. I'd be a Pinoy baiter, talking everyone how great Jolibee is ( secret, it ain't that fucking good (it's aight tho) )

In actuality, IRL, I'm quite reserved and low-key. I don't even have many pictures of myself, I focus on those around me, not myself. Narcissm is a trait found in great numbers in Pinoy zoomers.

>>2859643
Pinoy spotted.

Only Pinoys say :

Bash
Bashers
Bashing

Learn more lingo junjun

Btw, The only Filipinos I approve of in this thread are:

Mereanon
Sir Rex
Grace Poe
Antonio Trillianes
The magdalo group

Everybody else, please go away

>>2859646
>I'm not a narcissist
>In actuality, IRL, I'm quite reserved and low-key. I don't even have many pictures of myself, I focus on those around me, not myself. Narcissm is a trait found in great numbers in Pinoy zoomers
Proceeds to inform how he's actually really cool
Your IQ is so low cubatard kek

>>2859645
Kek

>>2859650
>Btw, The only Filipinos I approve of in this thread are:
>Mereanon
>Sir Rex
>Grace Poe
>Antonio Trillianes
>The magdalo group
>Everybody else, please go away
Retard club of namefags

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>>2859651
I banged these 2 at the same time, they gave me gonorrhea, I had to go to Ace medical and get an intramuscular shot, it was painful, but it was a fun and character building experience

Take care pan face and good luck on your pussy peddling gonorrhea adventure

Wow this thread got derailed in record time KEK

>>2859530
why is everyone in the philippines so angry and depressed now?

why are there scammers and thieves around every corner?

here's a doozy for you: why the hell is the total talking amount at like 30% of what it used to be. i could not even have conversations when i was there except with my ONE friend on average, and this is in stark contrast to my previous 12 years' travel there.......... why are people talking less?

similar question: why can't women hold conversation anymore? it's like i'm talking to a rotten american woman now.

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>>2859591
>, I dressed my daughter up as Santo Nino as walked around the church with a Hindu idol
this sounds like mental illness. every time someone pulls stunts in a church, they're usually under jewish influence, who are genetically predisposed to schizophrenia, so you shouldn't be taking cues from them or even paying attention to them if you can swing it.

>>2859571
i have panic attacks when i think about driving down the street there and seeing formerly filled-out venues either empty or having some bare minimum remainder of people there that look like their minds are never present in the moment, and i don't even want to think about interacting with them because it's just going to piss me off.

it's going to take me a year or 2 at least to detox my nervous system of the trauma i went through last time i was in the philippines just 7 months ago. i am being serious when i say it was the worst emotional experience of my life.

i have a question though. why are there so many STDs in the philippines now and why to people refuse free treatment for them?

>>2859654
god those girls are gross

>>2859660
Flips are the ugliest SE asians by a country mile.

>>2859654
>they gave me gonorrhea
The getting ghonorea accomplishment again. Do you want a gold star sticker? You're like the down syndrome of degenerate loserdom.
Can you show us a picture of the old men you chased after up a street too? Are they also physically disabled like these two?
Do you have your gonorrhea test framed? You could just walk around the village saying
>I got gonorrhea I got gonorrhea

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Anons on this board:
>I started a successful business abroad
>I drove from the UK to Mongolia
>I hitchhiked across Africa
>Worked in Iraq and Myanmar
Cubadowns:
>>2859600
>I got gonorrhea
>I chase old man up da street
>I meet da mayor!
>I fall off waterfall

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>>2859654
You're getting cooked in the thread so you highlight again you got gonorrhea. From this.

>>2859723
>>2859721
Lololol
That's actually pretty funny.

cubafag is the /phg/ lolcow who doesn't realize he's a lolcow

>>2859656
Everything about their country and themselves is pretty much trash and they know it. It's plastered all over everywhere that the only thing that country produces is whores.

Walking around Filipino cities is like walking through a rundown zoo. The animals on display are severely stressed and their living conditions deplorable.

>>2859659
I recently got the urge to go back to Philippines and see it again.
I think this feeling is best ignored though. I cannot subject myself to the stresses of that environment again yet. I need more recovery.

I have also since noticed how many Filipinos there are around other parts of SEA. They're escaping and working as freelancers.

>>2859591
sounds like bottom barrel nigger behaviour 2bh

Cubabro is based because he actually shares stories.

Angry whiny Filipinos or failed sex tourists who stopped having fun have nothing to add.

The country is a dump so there are limited things to do, don't be surprised when discussion revolves around those things.

And attention actual filipinos: we don't want your input. We consider you incompetent bystanders at best. Never an active participant in what we are doing or want to be doing.

The most we want from a filipino is to be driven from point a to b, or have our food delivered. Not life, dating, or tourism advice. I don't want to hear where a filipino man thinks is good, because you are wrong about everything, literally.

So so basically, this is not actually a thread where you have valuable input. You just wind up seething or coping or trying to argue like a woman. No reason to be here.

Leave the foreigners to their foreigner things, go back to /int/ or wherever. We can only co-exist if we do not get in each other's business, and you know that.

You know how you can begin to have a positive relationship with foreigners?

Stop littering. Stop spitting. Stop pissing on the side of the street like a dog.

If those behaviors end I may see the filipino male as a human being and not an animal, but I see it every day, so your kind remains firmly in "disregard as subhuman" status.

Yes, I am asking you to fix the culture for all 110 or whatever million Filipinos before I treat you like a human being. Those are my conditions.

If they are not acceptable then stop trying to get my attention or engagement.

>>2859591
Imagine if you died and this was your life's accomplishments lol

>>2859750
>Cubabro is based
You sound and reddit space just like cubabro. What an odd coincidence.

>>2859757
I am white unlike cubabro(and you). Once again you have made a pointless argumentative shitpost that contributes nothing.

There is no such thing as "reddit spacing", unless you use and are familiar with reddit. I do not have a reddit account, don't have it installed on my phone and don't browse it so line breaks don't trigger me. Pointing out "reddit spacing" outs you as a chronic reddit browser, and constitutes a self-own.

>>2859750
>failed sex tourists who stopped having fun
I feel like I'm being attacked.

>>2859764
>Umm. What's reddit? Never heard of it. I guess you must use it a lot!
Ok. Add to the samefag coincidences that you're a low IQ lolcow like cubatard

>>2859764
>I am white unlike cubabro
>>2859766
>By the way, if you were wondering why I took so long to reply it's because
Lmao. So you ARE cubabro samefagging. As if we couldn't tell. Hilariously low IQ. I love it

Cubabro L after L. Cannot post anything without an L easter egg inside.

>be me. Had a brief work stint in PH a year ago.
>back home, parents are getting new countertops installed
>Filipino works crew shows up. They all have lisps. When they speak it’s overtly expressive and feminine. A couple of them film a ticktok dance in the driveway. They squeal and giggle like little girls.
>I’m concerned, until the white foreman shows up. He takes command the flips snap to work.
>mom pulls me aside, confused, and asks “are the workers all gay? Are they…retarded? Why are they acting like that?”
>explain to mom that’s just how Filipeno “men” are.
>“They’re not all gay mom. Maybe the skinny one with the earring, but the rest are straight. They just act like retarded fags. It’s how they are”.
>mom smacks my arm and tells me to be polite. But later she remarks how unmasculine they seemed.
“Anon those boys were very nice, but I’ve never seen men giggle and prance like that. Almost like gay little kids. They were so…queer. Are other Filipinos you met like that?”
>tell mom most of those “boys” were 30+, and not much smarter than her golden retriever.
Mom rolls her eyes, “well, they did a good job moving all the granite around”.

>>2859770
Post mom's feet

Does anyone who posts here regularly actually live in the Philippines?
>be me
>earned enough in my wagie USA job to retire to the Ph for life
>met the perfect submissive provincial filipina pre-move after a lengthy (1 month) screening process
>told her we were moving in together in cebu, she agreed
>have been here a month now and life is amazing
>live in a $450/mo luxury condo, fuck this tight 8-9/10 filipina 4-7 times a day
>slowly exploring the local barangay, checking out malls, etc.
>she cooks amazingly well, so haven't needed to spend much on restaurants, etc.
>life is good
Crazy to think that some people toil away spending their wages on funko pops or whatever the fuck instead of investing and leveraging their western salaries to retire here.

>>2859788
Cubabro here...

How long you've been in the Philippines? If it's less than a year, you're still in the honeymoon phase. You're probably looking at things through rose tinted glasses, and that's fine, but trust me, after a while, the initial novelty of being in the Philippines, a tropical paradise ripe with fresh young pussy, will wear off and you'll realize that you are in fact, in the Philippines, a developing country populated with extremely corrupt people with room temperature IQ's (most of them , not all of them)

Philippines is really only ideal for boomers. They can leverage their retirements against crushing poverty to gain access to young women they would otherwise be unable to get. That's really the only upside of the Philippines at the moment, because everything else is worse than all the surrounding countries, let alone America, unobjectively

If you're under the age of 50, you'll eventually crave something different, but don't worry, like Rick James said

>ONE THING BOUT THE GHETTO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HURRY, IT'LL BE THERE TOMORROW, SO DON'T YOU WORRY

Cubabro here...

I will not entertain any samefagging allegations.

I have posted here for many years. Some quality content, many more shitposts, but never the less I would like to think that I contribute to this thread, for whatever that's worth (nothing).

Sometimes, people find what I write perhaps a bit entertaining.....maybe insightful ...other times unhinged...so maybe I've gained a small reputation on this here Slovakian mountain skiing forum, and people will comment using my name, sometimes defending me

I declare that I have not, nor ever will samefag. I take the compliments with the criticism, same same.

>So anyway, I met this big booty 18 year old in front of 7/11 eating 40 peso ice cream, feeling a bit bold and buzzed from the 17 san mig lights, I made my approach

>shitbrown incels mass report the white man piping down some pinay pussy
but of course, all you have is your grasping attempts at totalitarianism, and brown nepotism among the mods

you are vermin, and you cannot exist without state (mod) protection, always remember that you exist because somebody protects you

>>2859790
>I will not entertain any samefagging allegations
Lmao. You've been caught, retard. Also, not reading all that

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>>2859790
Fucking kek. You deleted it! Caught red handed.
>>2859768
Do you only post here to shoot yourself in the foot and look more retarded? Every post gets worse. You seem to have the same IQ as tardguard. You guys should meet up.

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>>2859790
>Sometimes, people find what I write perhaps a bit entertaining.....maybe insightful ...other times unhinged...

Cubabro, can you make just one post where you don't look like a total fucking idiot

>>2859791
Keep crying po. We won. You got banned.

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>>2859794
Forced meme is forced

>>2859801
>Please don't make me a down syndrome meme

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Cubabro: An ABeRAGE Encounter

Back in the day, I was walking around the Ayala mall in Cebu .I originally went to buy mario kart for for the Nintendo switch at datablitz, but I was feeling hungry, so I ducked into Kenny Rogers roasters to get a nice hot plate of goyslop.

As I was eating my ribs and macaroni salad, I noticed a girl staring at me from the corner of my eye. I turned to make eye contact and she smiled at me without breaking eye contact.

Well niggers, that's the only affirmation I need, so I approached her with the typical small talk. She was receptive and reciprocating my energy, so I got her FB and promised to shoot her a message.

I set up a date for later that week, and I met her again at Ayala mall. We had breakfast at the dessert factory, and she was adamant about paying. She was a call center girl from Bohol and lived in a boarding house nearby. She was extremely fit, she did hyrox and CrossFit and jogged and shit. She said she dated a German guy before (always the Germans and Scandis), but he went back to his country. We drank a beer at a convience store in front of the mandarin hotel, and then we parted ways with plans for a date on the weekend.

Weekend came, and she took a taxi all the way to my back alley apartment in Basak lapu lapu. I immediately whipped out a Scrabble board and challenged her to a game. I destroyed her at Scrabble while Showtime was playing in the background, and after I beat her at Scrabble, I took her to my bedroom and gorilla fucked her and ejaculated on her face. Afterwards we walked to the grandmall Basak and she brought me Pizza. I sent her home and that was the last time I ever saw her.

She's in Germany now, with the same guy who she said she broke up.

Thanks for the pizza fritz.

>>2859790
>for whatever that's worth (nothing).
Hearty chuckle while I was eating.

>>2859803
>I met a girl and did the SEX!
I've been an expat for over 20 years. You just have an ordinary, mundane life of any sexpat in Udon or Cebu. The lowest tier incels of /trv/ probably like this slop though. But I only see you samefagging support for yourself. Have people bored of your generic sex stories? Has trv's turbo losers moved to SEA gooner TG channels? You're kind of dancing like a monkey to no audience here.

>>2859803
I like these posts.
They seem candid and they're funny.

>>2859807
>I like these posts.
>They seem candid and they're funny.
Such an organic post

>>2859797
>Cubabro, can you make just one post where you don't look like a total fucking idiot
no

>>2859806
>lowest tier incels of /trv/ probably like this slop though
Yeah it's amusing. Gets me glimpses of lives different from my own.

>Has trv's turbo losers moved to SEA gooner TG channels
Yeah most of them I think. I'm too asocial, asexual, and generally dull so far to bother yet.

>>2859807
They're neither.

I've noticed a shift in shitbrown shitposting across 4chan recently. Rather than even making an attempt at witty comebacks, they just deny reality and supplant their own convenient fantasy where they are the clever detective or hero of the encounter. Then they just run with it like a bit, forever.

I suppose its easier than trying to engage in banter when you have 90iq, but it is disappointing.

There was this general hope among basically all of civilization that adoption of technology would lead to higher intelligence worldwide. The opposite has happened though. Too much screentime has turned all the shitbrowns into even more aggressively retarded subhumans who struggle to communicate, and so here we are.

With a pair(?) of idiots patting themselves on the back over inventing yet another brown fantasy, rather than contending with the mundane, totally trivial, banal possibility of there being two shitposters instead of just one.

Cubabro is his own person, I am my own person. The shitbrown imbecile believes he is clever for calling 'samefag' just because two different people insult him. It's sad.

The future is shitbrown fantasy. Thanks to AI, the shitbrown no longer needs wit or creativity. His idea of how something should be, can be generated for him instantly. He needs interactions with other people to feel that way also. Expect some sort of 'layer' system for social media to emerge in the next couple of years, where we have AI agents interacting with other AI agents, then presenting a convenient, self-satisfying outcome for anything, tailor made for the hyperfragile brownoid ego.

So imagine human -> agent ~ agent <- human. The humans will never directly talk to each other, but will correspond with their agent, who will negotiate with another agent. In this way, the shitbrown will be shielded from all human interaction where his idiot nature or lack of wit and creativity will be revealed.

Count on it.

>>2859814
Maybe to you. You don't know how empty some of our lives are.

>>2859815
Not reading all that but there's been some pretty funny banter on this thread. None of it from cubabro though. Maybe he's a bit of an easy target but it's still funny

>>2859819
I think cubabro likes the attention. The whole thread about him, even if everyone thinks he's a spastic

>>2859808
The shitbrown recoils when something contradicts his worldview. It must be fake! He exclaims. Nobody is allowed to contradict me.
That is literally illegal!
>report
Oh yes, he mashed that report at lightning speed. Count on it. All contradictions represent an attack on his perspective, and therefore an ego.
The shitbrown trembles with rage that anyone would dare.
>The internet is for validating me! These vermin need to get with the program!

-ALL- dissent is a personal attack. The shitbrown 'short king' lives in a world where only he can be correct at all times. There is no possibility he doesn't understand something, or failed to perceive something. The shitbrown is the hero in all his gacha games (as long as he swipes enough). The button always makes him win. The bing-bing wahoo always happens when he pushes it.

So when real people don't bing-bing wahoo for him on command, he takes it personally. And it's report time.

And you know what? He can count on the shitbrown moderation staff to back him up, so he's not entirely in the wrong. He's been coddled lately, by other skinnyfat pot bellied brown men who will never reproduce outside of an arranged marriage, who have formed a cabal of sorts. They collaborate to support each other and make their 'brownpod' where they are always king, a reality.

This pseudo digital totalitarian fantasy is in its infancy, but it is a blueprint for what is coming. However, it is not sustainable with victims, who will eventually get tired of the treatment and kill them.

So, the fantasy scenario of 'everyone is always right' and agent to agent negotiation, will become a thing. Platform AI's may even help users experience 'winning' a debate or internet argument, with their own tailored experience with something resembling permanency, as long as they are logged in.

As the world becomes more short, more fragile, more brown, and more retarded, technology will become tailored for these needs.

>>2859821
You wrote all that because someone wrote 4 words? Precisely zero people will read all that you fucking nonce

>>2859816
Legitimate /trv/ and /phg/ users find cubabro entertaining, and we know this is true because they interact with him and ask him questions and shitpost back and forth.

You are not a legitimate user, clearly, because you only seek to disrupt and attention seek. You have nothing of value to add except your pitiful fucking confusion that nobody specifically come to you asking you how you wish to be entertained and catered to.

You are a screen zombie. When you can't flick something away with a finger movement, you become absolutely and instantly livid.

A screen zombie who just watches and consumes, and if something doesn't entertain him enough, he leaves a nasty little useless comment to try and hurt the creator.

The brownoid believes his attention is priceless. After all, why would the screen try to hold his attention so badly, if it wasn't valuable?

It stands to reason that anything that does not cater to him, and does not hold his attention, must be evil/bad/wrong. Comment.

Report.

Alert the browncabal. The content is not to my liking. Examine it for defects and remove it.

Drooling, fat, brown, imbecile angry at his screen because the little men inside of it aren't saying what he wants or conforming to his demented worldview.

Report. Report. How dare they.

This dipshit lobotomized monkey wouldn't last a day in the wild, but here we are, reclining on a foam pad, slurping down sugar water, getting angry at his screen because it isn't being sufficiently agreeable.
>browncabal! save me! I am being cyber bullied!

and they will, here they come now

>>2859824
Oh look another huge post defending cubabro in cubabro's prose and style and reddit spacing just hours after he got caught red-handed samefagging support for himself
>>2859793

>>2859822
The shitbrown recoils when he sees a casual expression of creativity and effort.

He already lives in a world where he cannot comprehend such things existing. He uses AI, he says a prompt, and words or images emerge to entertain him. In his mind he thinks 'I made that'.

Then he encounters something in the real world, where a real person caused words to emerge under their own effort, and the shitbrown believes it is black magic.

He cannot comprehend it. He is so fucking bewildered, he uses a completely contextually inappropriate word to express his rage
>nonce!
>you're an nonce! You made the words somehow! n-nonce!
It's the worse word he can think of, due to his recent social programming.

In essence, it is his ward against evil. Against the seeming supernatural of a human being that can make words appear.

Imagine, if you will, a short fat brown man clutching a religious symbol and trying to ward off a vampire.
>Nonce!
>nonce!!!!

He doesn't realize the monster already consumed his brain, and the monster isn't the creature in front of him. He's done already. "Cooked", as they say these days.

>>2859826
Let's see how easy we can trigger this retard to write essays nobody reads lol

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>>2859825
see
>>2859815
'The shitbrown fantasy scenario'
The bit, replayed. The cope.
The shitbrown imbecile thinks a mod-deleted post about cooming is proof of his conspiracy, and is literally, actually, factually too fucking stupid to realize how dumb that makes him look.

This is what the future of humanity looks like. Expect discourse of this quality and getting worse and worse year on year.

I can promise you this subhuman, this brain-damaged mental midget, probably even thinks in the facebook 'ai voice'. You know the one.

He thinks I actually sound like cubabro, even though even the most absolute basic of syntax and tonal analysis a child from the 20th century could perform would reveal the truth. You see, this idiot has also never read a book in his fucking life. He doesn't know what different characters even 'sound' like.

He has only ever been fed content in 10-20 seconds blocs, on a little screen.

This is the nuhuman. You are meeting him, here, in this thread. This is what they have to offer, and I sure hope you fucking like it, because basically everyone below a certain age and wealth level is just like this.

Call the browncabal now. Demand for assistance. A monster from the ancient past dares speak and make Too Many Words.

>>2859830
>'The shitbrown fantasy scenario'
>The bit, replayed. The cope.
>The shitbrown imbecile thinks a mod-deleted post about cooming is proof of his conspiracy, and is literally, actually, factually too fucking stupid to realize how dumb that makes him look.
>This is what the future of humanity looks like. Expect discourse of this quality and getting worse and worse year on year.
>I can promise you this subhuman, this brain-damaged mental midget, probably even thinks in the facebook 'ai voice'. You know the one.
>He thinks I actually sound like cubabro, even though even the most absolute basic of syntax and tonal analysis a child from the 20th century could perform would reveal the truth. You see, this idiot has also never read a book in his fucking life. He doesn't know what different characters even 'sound' like.
>He has only ever been fed content in 10-20 seconds blocs, on a little screen.
>This is the nuhuman. You are meeting him, here, in this thread. This is what they have to offer, and I sure hope you fucking like it, because basically everyone below a certain age and wealth level is just like this.
>Call the browncabal now. Demand for assistance. A monster from the ancient past dares speak and make Too Many Words
Didn't read

>>2859824
>You are not a legitimate user, clearly,
Yeah I am. I was in the Philippines months ago and posted pretty frequently while I was there.
>because you only seek to disrupt and attention seek.
I've done neither.
>You have nothing of value to add
You're not wrong lol.
> except your pitiful fucking confusion that nobody specifically come to you asking you how you wish to be entertained and catered to.
I'm don't even know what you're talking about here. I think you have me confused with someone else. Do you think I'm "brownoid"? I'm not the Filipino reporting things. I'm not even brown.

I come through /trv/ and see if the now-dead board has anything going on besides slumbo walking around somewhere else giving some questionable commentary.
/phg/ has been gutted since I and seemingly everyone else keeps getting banned and having posts deleted.

Does that mean when they're gotten rid of other "real traveler" posts fill the board? Not at all.

I dub you 'nu-man', valid military target due to non-existence of soul or spark of humanity.

I don't see you as human and I don't think you have any human rights.

I walk through the shopping malls and streets of this accursed land and I see bowed head and open mouths, locked in on their screens. Young once-humans slack jawed walking in a shuffling slow gait, consuming content while moving.

The feed is all that matters to these creatures. Men who should be working, engaging with their environment, on the phone. Baristas zoned out, on the phone. Literally the trike driver, trying to fucking browse fb and use messenger, while driving me somewhere, forcing me to have him pull over and leave him without payment and giving him the ultimatum of a hospital visit or walking away.

Numans are not people anymore. Not really. They are the engagement-cattle. Their value is in the amount of time their iris tracking front camera on their phone registers them viewing the screen, and what parts of the screen.

This lost numan isn't quite sure why this thread makes him mad, not exactly. But he is certain it has something to do with why these people aren't creating content that entertains him.

And don't they know he can't read that many words, and it hurts his brain to see so many words on the screen? Better leave a comment and call the creator a sex offender. It's the worst insult he knows, but stay tuned, by next month he will have a new one to dish out.

The philippines is the land of the numen. The screen zombies. All day every day the 'tambay' loiterers simply glue to the screen. It's an advanced model compared to other nations, because in philippines, facebook is free with a low data version, that still lets the numen get their drip-feed of content even without load.

It's UBI for screen zombies.

PH will use its human capital in the world of AI as 'physical agents', for AI managers. Having them pre-programmed will help.

>>2859832
meant
>>2859824
for
>>2859814

>>2859834
Go ahead and make another sexpest post and get banned, again, sexpastfag.

>>2859835
Alright. Fair enough.

>>2859834
This sounds like the people who make up the Filipino Digital Underground I wrote of previously.
The people who are constantly on social media, gossiping relentlessly, watching foreigners, and pointing their fucking cameras at anyone they think is mildly of interest.

>>2859836
Seething filthipino. Your brother wore a skirt for me.

>>2859838
>still mad about being banned he's literally seethed about it for post after post today
kek get cucked again

>>2859839
I'm not the guy writing novels, dumdum

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>>2859836
browncel rage
not pretty

>>2859839
>the person I am talking to right now is mad about being banned
>even though he is obviously not banned and here talking to me

Unplug before the rest of your brain withers away from lack of use.

Whenever tardguard or cubatard start manic posting the thread turns to shit. Oddly, the jannie never deleted, warns and bans here

Cubabro: Compassion

One day I was in Starbucks in Mactan Newtown, drinking my sugary goyslush, when I noticed a guy there sitting by himself, browsing reddit on an old beat up Acer laptop.

I saw he was clearly mixed with white....think a chubby, nerdy Elliot Eastman. He had a call center badge around his neck, and even though you could tell he was trying his best, his clothes looked worn and mismatched, as if he got every item from an Ukay Ukay.

He was just there, drinking a drink that probably cost a third of his daily salary, scrolling reddit, looking slightly sad and depressed.

Some people here might take to making fun of a guy like that, or simply a ignoring him in favor of trying to fuck his coworker but I saw him and I had this strange feeling come over me....a mix of compassion, pity, sadness.

This guy never had a shot in life. Probably a son of a bitch (literally), abandoned and forgotten by his father (why else would you be working at a call center in the Philippines), with the facial features of a privileged person but with none of the actual privelage, slaving in a call center for 500 bucks a month, living on a bunk bed in a ghetto, his crushes passing him up for 70 year old boomers. This guy is probably dead inside and apart of me died when I saw him.

I like to imagine he's the guy deleting my posts on Reddit, the guy seething here on 4 chan, but the guy who would never look me in the eye in person

I went up to him as I was leaving and I simply said

>I like your shoes bro

His eyes lit up with a brief glimmer of hope, then he smiled at me, revealing his blackened front teeth.

I walked out the Starbucks and went back home and played Monkey bike (Mario kart) with my daughter.

Hang in there buddy

>>2859860
First intersting cubabro post

>>2859858
I ran 6 months of /trv/ (/phg/) archive through AI stylometric analysis and created a profile on you.

You have never, not once, posted anything on topic or interesting in these threads. Your posts exclusively have to do with complaining about others users posts, complaining that action hasn't been taken yet, gloating about action taken, and now you are even invoking boogeymen that haven't been seen in months since you have ran out of legitimate complaints.

Literally not one post about actual philippines, something you did in philippines, or anything having to do with travel.

There is an option to name the profile and give it a tag, so I'm going to name your profile 'Bitch'. Because that's what you do. You bitch. What a handy tool.

Now I can hit a button and the tool can analyse the page and weigh posts to see if the style matches existing profiles, then add the tag.

>>2859864
Just skimmed and scanned what you wrote. Looks schizo

>>2859860
I had a moment like that too.

One of my ladyboys told me he's from Pampanga and half Japanese through his father. He never met him though.

Poor guy is a son of a whore and daddy was probably never around after the deed. That's rough.

>>2859871
Damn. Rough yeah. Any pics?

Cubabro here...

To the nigger accusing me of samefagging support for myself, I have a assignment for you....homework

Go outside, look around, then comeback here and compose a 2000 character post about what you see. I don't care how mundane or boring it is.

Writing is my hobby. I use 4chan as an anonymous digital diary. I've been banned on every Filipino expat forum and dating site, so this is my refuge to share my thoughts and experiences. Sometimes shit slips through the cracks, but maybe the mods let it slide because I actually attempt to post QC. I've posted literal guides on Cebu, from nightlife to hotels to normie tourist shit. If you like to read them and enjoy them, thank you. If you don't like them, just keep scrolling, simple as that. I don't do this for money, I do it for hobby and to keep my brain somewhat sharp and active. The other anon is right, this new generation can't formulate a fucking paragraph of original thought without using chatgpt. Fucking sad

>>2859877
>To the nigger accusing me of samefagging support for myself, I have a assignment for you....homework
>Go outside, look around, then comeback here and compose a 2000 character post about what you see. I don't care how mundane or boring it is
What's that got to do with you getting caught red-handed samefagging here?
>>2859793
This is an anonymous board. Do you not understand?
I don't go
>Hey guys! Terry the Travelbro here!
Every time I post, like you do. Goofy digital waving at everyone before telling people you had sex.
You've made this trail of embarrassment for yourself by doing your dorky intro before every comment. You ain't got nothing on me, dork. You wanted all the attention and now that we're all laughing at you, you're desperately grasping for identities to fire back on, but we're all anonymous here except you. This could be the first day I ever posted or I could be the most prolific poster on trv. There's no way to tell who I am or how I post. Isn't it great to use 4chan as 4chan and not like reddit? Kek.

Look at the psychology of the namefag. They think they're so interesting and funny, they go into the archives and peruse their own posts, wandering how interesting their lives have been.
>>2859640
>Cubabro here...
>I've said plenty of wild shit throughout the years, none of which I care about because who the hell knows who cubabro actually is, and some of which I don't remember because I was drunk AF when I composed it. I do like to go back and read it though for a chuckle....easier to do it with a nametag rather then scrolling through 300 replies on a thread
Notice referring to himself in the third person. And the intersting life he likes to go back and ponder on? Here's a summary:
>>2859617
Tardguard is the same. Calls himself TTT (Tight Thai Teens). He calls himself a plural noun. A group of girls. Same IQ as cubabro. Also the same, his greatest achievements are the various times he's had sex with prostitutes.
Just absolutely down and out losers who really need you to think they're cool and interesting. The namefags are the lowest tier of trv. No Madagascar trip reporters. Or that cool Estonian guy who lived in Burundi. Or the guy who hitchhiked across Afghanistan.
It's tardguard who has no friends and thinks he's made it because his dead-end job is easy.
And cubabro because he got ghonorea and fell off a waterfall

>>2859879
>I could be the most prolific poster on trv.

Lets keep it 100 here...
Everyone knows theirs only 2 prolific posters on the SEA generals

TTT/Tardguard/Insecurityguard
Cubabro/Cubafag/Cubagirl/Cubagirl

30 pages of verified bantz going back years

I don't care if people laugh at me, afterall, I'm anonymous. Could you pick me out of a crowd?

>>2859884
I want to make it very clear, I did not fall off the waterfall, I jumped off the waterfall into a lagoon filled with a bunch of giggling college girls.

Then I took one of them home, fed her Mang inasal, then had unprotected, absolutely irresponsible sex with her

I did not fall off the waterfall, I jumped off with grace and style.

Get it straight nigger

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>>2859888
Pic related

Lagoon full of giggling college girls, one of which was later stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey.

I TRVelled to waterfall, then had consensual, lovemaking intercourse afterwards.

>>2859885
>Everyone knows theirs only 2 prolific posters on the SEA generals
>TTT/Tardguard/Insecurityguard
>Cubabro/Cubafag/Cubagirl/Cubagirl
Oh. Everone knows it just so happens to be the two people who namefag that are the most prolific huh?
Could it be a biased heuristic? Kinda sounds like selection bias.
Tell me the top 5 most prolific anonymous posters.
Kek. I really hope their are other people in this thread seeing these double digit IQ posts.

>>2859888
>I jump off waterfall and did sex
It's these kind of derp posts that everyone is ripping you for and you just keep them coming lol

>>2859893
WE NEED POST ID'S

Dear Jannie
I want to formally protest the ban on sex talk in travel threads. I’ve been on 4chan a long time. I remember when it was the Wild West. Back when anything goes, and everything did.
I agree some moderation is necessary. We’re all savages here, and there have to be some guardrails. Noting illegal should be allowed. We don’t want 3 letter government agencies poking around, after all.
>conintued..

>>2859902
But 4chan really is the last bastion of free speech on the internet. There is nothing else Iike it. Every other forum is Jew moderated. All mainstream media is controlled or manufactured. . 4chan, at least for the most part, remains untouched.
The no-sex-talk rule was a unilateral, dare I say fascist, decision by the powers that be. There was no vote, no poll, no explanation. Threads got deleted & niggers started catching bans.
>continued..

>>2859903
It’s a dumb rule too. Humans have sex when they travel. Some guys pay for sex with hookers when they travel. Who cares.

>>2859902
>>2859903
>>2859904
For anons who are bothered by certain posts, they can fuck off back to Re-ddit Or alternatively, they can act like adults, and just read the posts that don’t offend them.
Jannie - I don’t know who owns 4chan now, but please direct my complaint to them.

Sincerely
Anon

>>2859884
>It's tardguard who has no friends and thinks he's made it because his dead-end job is easy.
>And cubabro because he got ghonorea and fell off a waterfall
I can't stop laughing.

>get asked to post literally anything about your environment in PH
>have full blown melty and begin throwing out references to namefags as if it's relevant

Why don't you post a single thing about the country the general is for? Why can't you do it? Why won't you do it?

Why is all you do bitch, Bitch?

Why do you even talk about post quality? You have never made an on topic post in months.

I already did the math and graphed out your posts. I didn't read every single one but every one I glanced is pitiful fucking bitching about something.

Not one on topic Philippines related post. Just complaining about the user's of the thread of the quality of people who go to PH.

There is no use denying it, I just want to know what your malfunction is and why you persist in your disruption and derailment of these threads. What is your stake in it?

You're just a miserable fuck who hates everyone and everything.

There's frankly too many shitposts and angryposts going on these days, especially by that clearly insane poster who types like a redditor. >>2859913
So, let's talk shop. Let's talk about Ph.
>Haircuts
>Haircuts in the Philippines involve the best, most professional haircutting experiences I've ever found
>for $3, get a great haircut, with wet warm towel afterward, and a massage
>if you stay quiet, they don't disturb you and quietly finish the haircut
>always get a bro assigned to cut your hair
>even the most dumpy looking mall hair stylist is like this, a great experience overall
I tipped 500php, which made it equal to a haircut back in the U.S. of $13 (minus tip), and the guy acted like I lifted him out of poverty. That was probably his entire wages for the day. Haircuts are amazing in the Ph and way better than anything in the U.S.

Is it true that Manila is that bad?
I was thinking of including a stop there on my overall SEA trip because it's the biggest and most connected city, but what's so bad about it?

>>2859993
No, it's not terrible. The worst thing about it, though, that it rightfully gets shit on about are the fucking cockroaches. German cockroaches everywhere. You can stay in a nice airbnb and still be subjected to cockroaches in the bathroom and/or kitchen. Best advice to avoid them or minimize them is get a unit that's high up -- 25+ floors high. Otherwise, the restaurant options are decent, etc. There's not much in the way of museums, though. The WW2 memorial cemetery is great and very much worth visiting if you're in Manila but only fills up maybe 2 hours of time. Stick to BGC and Makati. Check out Mall of Asia. Be amazed at the fucking traffic, which is pretty crazy.

-What method of payment to use in Manila and Boracay?
-What is the uber equivalent?
-How essential is a VPN?
-Best dating app?
-Things to know?

Ty

>>2859995
> There's not much in the way of museums, though
Don't they have that old town with the fortress? That seems cool

>>2860025
Simple questions for google you worthless loser

>>2860025

Cubafag here....

>What method of payment to use in Manila and Boracay?

Cash. Goy apps will not work in the Philippines, your bank card may or may not work (count on it not). Philippines is a cash economy. You can pull cash at any ATM

>-What is the uber equivalent?

Grab, or maxim for motorcycle taxis

>-How essential is a VPN?

I guess you could use one if you want to?

>-Best dating app?

Getting drunk in front a 7/11 and hitting on the chicks who walk in the store like back in the old days

>-Things to know?

You're faggot

>>2859803
Cubabro, how tall are you? I remember you posted a pic here with your daugher and baby mama in the mall a long time ago for Christmas or something wearing a blue suit. You didn't seem very tall.

>>2859530
Does the Philippines smell like piss and shit everywhere?

>>2860042
I think he said he's 5'7 but wears lifts

>>2860042
6'1

I’ve had creampie sex with five Pinays so far this year. All in their late 20’s. It’s fine, no complaints. But I miss fucking teenage pussy. Young cunt just hits different.
I could easily score a high school senior from a Walk group for 2-3k pesos, but it was my New Year’s resolution to avoid P4P.
White man problems in Philippines, I suppose.

>>2860094
REMINDER that all discussion of sexual conquest/sex tourism is OFF TOPIC.

>>2860067
yes, because filipinos piss everywhere outside, and their sewage systems are often open and combined with storm drains so you get shit sewage smell

also if there are squatters/homeless you may just be smelling piles of human shit rotting

>>2860096
This is incorrect. Normal consensual adult encounters are perfectly within the rules for /trv/, especially since traveling for romance is an extremely normal thing people do.

While it is true that sex tourism (aka prostitution) is banned discussion, the poster indicated it was not p4p, which makes it on topic as a valid travel/living in foreign country activity.

Your off topic browbeating is not allowed. Not even if you cannot personally find sex, and not even if no woman wants you. Delete your post.

>>2860099
Damn. Same with the beaches?

>>2860101
it depends on the beach, some are afflicted with sewage water from metro area drainage (flips pump most of their sewage directly into the sea, untreated)

some beaches are well tended and nice, some are not nice

popular tourist locations like boracay / palawan have mostly clean beaches, but if you get off into weird off the beaten path spots anything is possible

if your'e asking if filipinos shit on the beach, I haven't seen that personally or ever stepped in obvious human feces before

>>2860100
He is just throwing posts like that around to screw with anything he doesn't like.
Which is a form of trolling.
Trolling outside of /b/ is a bannable offense.
He has been warned.

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>>2860103
>flips pump most of their sewage directly into the sea, untreated
Is this why the waters around manila parks smell so putrid?
Why do these people still bathe in it????

>>2860104
This post is off-topic.

>>2860100
You sexpats are all the same, and it's easy figuring out that your "muh innocent sex talk" is thinly-veiled sex tourism talk. That's why you get banned in droves.

>>2860105
That anon is shitposting and doesn't know what he's talking about.
>everywhere in the Philippines sewage flows directly into the ocean!
There's only one sewer system in the Philippines, Manila.

>>2860081
>6'1
Wtf how tall are your lifts?

>>2860100
>This is incorrect. Normal consensual adult encounters are perfectly within the rules for /trv/, especially since traveling for romance is an extremely normal thing people do.
I made a thread
>Passportbro General - No Breaking the Rules Edition
I quoted the rules, people stuck to the rules. We only talked about finding a wife or gf, no sex talk, and Jannie deleted it.

>>2860112
hahaha get FUCKED >>2860100, reddit spacer sexpest faggot

Cubabro: Homosexual confessions (UNHINGED)

I have a a revelation to make....

Despite having sex with over 100 slumrat prostitutes, I sometimes let men suck me off

The first time it happened, it was one of my crewmates on the boat. He was a good looking, skinny white twink from upstate New York. You would never even suspect he's gay, but one day we were hanging out at the bar, and one thing led to another. He confessed he had a crush on me, and was always curious about how big my penis was. Feeling curious, we went back to the hotel, and I showed him. He immediate got down on his knees and went to town.

I felt strange at first, but I always remembered my uncle's telling me it wasn't gay as long as your not the one doing the sucking.

I finished up and we never spoke of it again. Sometimes he would buy me little gifts like cologne and clothes, but I never let him suck me off again. I think he was heartbroken

I know what your gonna say.... cubabro that's gay! But for me, letting a man suck you off isn't about sexual pleasure persay, it's about the act of domination. I would never let a clear faggot suck me off, ala ladyboys and the like. Only good looking, clean cut, masculine men. It's a very weird dynamic I know but just trust me, it's a hell of a confidence booster knowing you can get a blowjob from both straight looking men AND women

Boy and I'll tell you what, if you want to have straight looking guys suck your dick theirs no better place than the Philippines. I love to take manhoods. Straight booty warrior, throat inspector.

>I LIKES YA, AND I WANTS YA

https://youtu.be/FDJ_tXQTM-g?si=pNw_DM4MCoydZ5F2

>>2859834
Following up. One of the first meat-rental agencies has opened.

rentahuman.ai

AI will be a primary employer of human beings in 10ish years from now. Count on it.

>>2860109
Nobody has been banned. Your schizophrenic delusions are not real.