>>217629948
Very modern edition

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all work and no play

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Jill thread.

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Did he kill someone?

>>217630043
Oh yeah, when I think of realistic blood and gore, I think of Sam Raimi

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>>217629991
Aww this cheered me up.

>>217630037
I really liked the damage makeup they gave her in this scene. She's gorgeous and they prioritized the aesthetics over realism.

>>217630073
>She's gorgeous
She’s 47

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>>217630073
I totally agree.
It's hard to notice with the crazy ass filter Craven used, but one of her irises is also bleeding and very red, giving her a sort of demonic look for the final sequence in the hospital that I think works really well.

>>217630043
They must get sticky as hell

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>>217630037
I like her smile, she would be good for those movies.

>>217630113
>They must get sticky as hell
What? Your keyboard after looking at uggos?

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>>217630114

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>>217630114
Emma a shit

>>217630114
>the universal gay hand signal

>>217630043
Does he also use it as a bbq sauce after they are done shooting?
Lay off those pork chops Sam

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>>217630114
why if she were to Cry instead

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>>217630139

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>>217630170
Leave him alone

>>217630179
>waaahhhh Tyrone left mee

>>217630043
Tarantinos blood looks better

>>217630179
I can't believe how easy it is to make a girl cry, one in my huge 250 apartment building just came down in tears because a homeless guy walking down the street was yelling outside

>>217630230
That's because Nicotero does the gore for him, Savini's very own protegee

>>217629948
>watch this thinking it'll be a fun slasher
>end up feeling sad for the chimp
quite effective. might have to watch Cujo next, I assume they make you feel sorry for the dog.

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Best incest horror?
No, Smile doesn't count.

>>217630239
It is a simp magnet. She is seeking a simp.

>>217630261
Poor dog didn't deserve it

>>217630273
Trauma 2018, I think
Boy forced to fuck mom. Pretty graphic.

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>>217630273
Can you not? Thanks. Not this thread.

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>>217629948
I liked the scene where the white girls meet the black guy on the plane, then call him up and beg him to come over and fuck their brains out.

>>217630336
No wonder this place keeps talking about this movie. Peak mainstream slop enjoyers.

>>217630336
Funny you don't mention the white guy who was with the black guy, or that the girls aren't white
Real weird, almost like you're a disgusting jew

>>217630336
You're really going hard on the baiting, is it a hobby or is just an outlet for a personal life going poorly.

>>217630350
That's 99% of the movies discussed on here.

>>217630351
>white guy who was with the black guy
That white guy got a humiliating death where the chimp rapes him and finger fucks his jaw off

Meanwhile the black guy just dies offscreen

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>>217630153
She's the only true scream queen of the 21st century.

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God is a Bullet was kind of an action horror. Worth watching for Maika and Jamie Lannister.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEgZYlI9p6k

>>217628914
There's nothing schlocky about that though considering where she lost her head and the amount of time passed yeah animals and bugs are likely to become attracted to the stench. Context is important not to mention horror fans are the ones who routinely get mad and complain when these things aren't shown directly on screen but rather inferred because they just lack imagination. Allegedly AMC demanded the CGI bear in The Terror look more like a monster because they were worried about the reaction from the horror crowd if they were more subtle about it, but both Jared Harris and Tobias Menzies thought it was scarier when you didn't see it because of it.

I'm reminded of some /tv/ anons that literally had to be told what the horror scenes in Hereditary were because they genuinely thought only the climax counted so showing the decaying decapitated head and adding the ants on top clearly didn't help and some of you even think it's supposed to be funny even though the actual decapitation happens entirely off-screen and so the horror relies on its audience being able to empathise with the brother's horrified reaction and tremendous guilt, Aster showing the head afterwards was just a little bit of fanservice to the average horror fan. That's the level of stupidity filmmakers have to deal with if they want to reach horror audiences who demand to see explicit gore and violence and creepy aesthetics that they then laugh at for not being subtle enough >>217629013 and expect every horror movie to have the pacing of a slasher which is exactly what ruined Return to Silent Hill. There's simply no winning with such a fickle fanbase.

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First, I have to say that this is not a zombie movie. Much like the Resident Evil games, it may have started that way, but at this point it's going off on a complete tangent.
28 Years Later was already separating itself from Weeks and Days, and this one really cements that. It's much more character-driven rather than plot-driven, like it expects that you're already over the apocalypse and are just sticking around. Disappointing if you're looking for something closer to what the series had established, but it does open the door for some interesting ideas.

With that said, once again, Ralph Fiennes is the most interesting thing about the movie. The kid from 28 Years isn't nearly as strong in this, as it focuses almost entirely on Dr. Kelson and Samson and doesn't really build on any other character very well, even the newer ones.
The cinematography is good, the story is fine, the script is okay, and the direction is mediocre, but on balance it's generally entertaining. It does feel like they basically handed the director some scenes that couldn't miss, and they still came out wrong. The Iron Maiden scene towards the end, for example, should have been 10/10 kino, but it ended before they really did anything with it.

Also, as a side note, horror is the only genre where I regularly see mens' penises. Even Ralph Fiennes got his dick out in this one. Full frontal male nudity has become so common in the genre. Is that all they can come up with to shock audiences these days?

Anyway, what did you guys think?

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>>217630217
FATTIE
FATTIE
FATTIE

>>217630502
>There's nothing schlocky about that though
considering I heard a few scattered laughs in the theater when it happened, and I smirked a little at the execution because I'd heard about that part beforehand, I'd say it was schlocky
it's edited quickly and suddenly on purpose, but that's exactly how it would be cut if it was Dumb & Dumber gag where someone bonks their head and doesn't die

>>217630502
I am not stupid and I demand to see explicit gore and violence and creepy aesthetics

>>217630512
were you the anon who just watched em all? how did you like it in comparison to the previous film?
interesting that it's not really a zombie movie. the disgusting and unpredictable physical nature of the zombies in the first film was an appeal to me, I wanted to see more of that.

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Fucking Raimi's daughter

>>217630502
>expect every horror movie to have the pacing of a slasher
Nowhere did I say anything about the pacing. You really are red-faced tilting at windmills. I'd tell you to come down off your cross but you obviously enjoy it up there.

>>217630570
What a frumpy jewess. Looks like sam in a wig.
Still would.

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>>217630635
Honestly she looks like her mom, who cheated on Sam btw

>Holy Mother
>A racist corporation is looking to expand its territories of domination and for that it needs to destroy the Yakuza mafia. It is then that a transgender woman suddenly appears willing to defend the Yakuza tradition.
>stars a real Jap Tranny
>directed by the gore master himself Yoshihiro Nishimura
I'm conflicted as the plot sounds retarded, and it's poz'd as fuck, but Jap poz is different, and it's from Nishimura, so it should be ridiculously gore heavy.

>>217630562
That's me
>how did you like it in comparison to the previous film?
28 Years Later is a more complete story that tries to stay somewhat connected to the previous two movies. Bone Temple is much narrower in what it tries to do. It picks up directly after the last movie with no real abridging introduction, and then zeroes in on the characters while mostly avoiding any more worldbuilding or explanation of the global effect of the outbreak. I liked 28 Years more. Bone Temple could have been really cool for what it is, but like I said, it just falls short in the areas it could have excelled at. Some goofy acting, especially in the beginning, and scenes that don't reach their potential ended up holding it back.
>interesting that it's not really a zombie movie. the disgusting and unpredictable physical nature of the zombies in the first film was an appeal to me, I wanted to see more of that.
It mainly revolves around Samson, the Alpha zombie, but even then, it uses him in such a way that it's not recognizable as a zombie film. Regular zombies make up maybe 5% of the film, and it leans much more into the "humans are the real enemy" theme that zombie franchises always turn into. The stylistic changes aren't really what I wanted from this series, but I'll probably end up seeing the next one as well when it comes out, just to see it through.

>>217630767
>gore heavy
so the tranny goes full frontal?

>>217630767
looks fun in typical retarded j-splatter fashion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2saWIpJsF3c

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>>217630536
Yes I know that modern theatergoers routinely laugh at serious scenes but that doesn't mean it's appropriate to laugh just because you're all a bunch of irony poisoned idiots. There's absolutely nothing that's supposed to be funny in The Shining either but people will still laugh at it in the cinemas because of scenes like Jack staring into the air with a sinister smile as we're shown he's slowly losing his sanity and films are a visual medium with a short runtime that it has to make the most of and some anons on /tv/ are definitely part of that crowd.
>it's edited quickly and suddenly on purpose
Yeah it relies on the shock factor to disturb you because you aren't expecting it to be shown if it wasn't already before that point like the brief flashes of Pazuzu we see in The Exorcist.
>but that's exactly how it would be cut if it was Dumb & Dumber gag where someone bonks their head and doesn't die
You thought we were shown the decapitation explicitly though. That's entirely your own mind misremembering the scene as something it wasn't and in fact you still do. >>217628951
>kids head is yeeted off in hilarious scene

>>217630822
>You thought we were shown the decapitation explicitly though.
No. If it had been explicit, it would be as comedic. But with a reaction shot of the retarded girl's face and a big THONK noise, it becomes funny.
And that other post you quoted wasn't me wasn't me.

>>217630822
I agree with you totally that plebs will laugh because they've watched too many Marvel films to take anything seriously, but people often laugh as a reaction to being confused and grasping for the nearest similar touchpoint.
I found it just awkward because it wasn't really in line with what had preceded it, and is also an unexpected pivot in the plot. At that point you have no idea what the film is actually about and for all you know it is taking a weird pivot into comedy. Beau Is Afraid had some moments that had me howling.
On a rewatch where you know where it's headed, it's probably an easier film to digest.

>>217630865
>But with a reaction shot of the retarded girl's face and a big THONK noise, it becomes funny.
All this tells me is that her being ugly is what makes it funny to you rather than how the scene was depicted or edited. She was gasping for air because she had an allergic reaction to the cake that's why she stuck her head out the window it's not like she was sticking her tongue out in an exaggerated manner like we will probably see in Scary Movie 6 if it gets parodied. Should they also have used no sound effect at all for when her head smashed into the pole or what?

>>217629948
Didn't know the George Floyd movie was out already

>>217631047
I feel like with horror comedies they very quickly establish the overall tone and feel is less serious though because a lot of jokes barely need any buildup to land so they're rather easy to throw out in droves constantly you don't even need to establish who a character is or what their motivations are for them to be funny they either are or they aren't whereas even fast paced slashers have to spend at least a little bit of time establishing locations and who the potential victims are in order for any kind of suspense to work. Hereditary first establishes itself as a more serious slow burn film with character drama rather devoid of any humor until we get to the more explicit horror parts that are also a bit more spaced out in between.

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Just finished. From Mill Creek's Drive-in Classics box, this is more of a conspiracy thriller than a horror, but with with that title and cover, you see how they were selling it. German movie shot in America, a couple are honeymooning in New Mexico and stop a motel called Honeymoon Inn, and are almost immediately accosted by a mysterious ambulance. They abduct the husband but the girl manages to escape and goes on the run, trying to find and rescue her spouse. She teams up with a passing trucker and it's no surprise based on the title that it turns out there's a ring of international organ harvesters behind it. I think one person dies total in the whole thing, there's no nudity, it's a very tame affair that could've been a tv movie. Apparently the director and lead actress are both well known in Germany. I liked the kinda Tangerine Dream-y music..

>>217630570
I would clipping her coin

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I just rewatched Spiral. Now I'm rewatching Saw 3 for the first time in 20 years.

I don't care. This has to be one of the best franchises in horror. Not le ironic or anything, just for like pure mayhem.

>>217632957
I will never understand it. It's without a doubt my least favorite franchise. It's for wrestling fans and juggalos. I'll watch the lowest trash you can dredge up, but Saw is garbage that thinks its brilliant.

>>217633010
>It's for wrestling fans and juggalos.
I'm both. Shout out /pw/
Love the Saw movies.

>>217630273
I dig Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker

>>217633010
>It's for wrestling fans and juggalos.

Exquisite

>>217633010
>least favorite franchise
If you'd put the Children Of The Corn franchise over Saw, you're actually an idiot, not even joking, you're just a blithering idiot.

>>217633309
I would absolutely do that. Corn at least knows it's garbage.

>>217633405
One is pure shit after the first one and the other has iconic characters, ending, traps, etc. that even non-horror fans know. Yep, you're just a blithering idiot. Hope your tard wrangler gets paid well.

Bravo Sam Raimi. You did it again

>>217631803
>kinda Tangerine Dream-y music..
Lel, read this as Tangerine Kitty music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

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I wish going to the movies was cheaper. Like when we were kids.

I wanna see Primate, I wanna see Bone Temple, I wanna see Send Help.

>>217633653
Slow day sales and memberships have taken most my tickets down to the price when I was a kid. Full price is fucking insane but you should be able to get tickets for six bucks or under

>>217633010
The first movie is genuinely great with one of the most legendary twists OAT and speaking of Saw 3 that one has some legitimately underrated performances by its leads, but it's the first movie that gave the franchise its reputation as torture porn. After that all the sequels just said fuck it and went all in on the elaborate death traps and mystery and focused on having an overarching narrative with Hoffman and have everything be interconnected. It's the only horror franchise I can think of that ever did that. They originally planned for the saga to end with 8 movies if VI hadn't underperformed and you can kind of tell since 3D would still be the worst one if not for Spiral.

>>217633653
Get a subscription. For less than 30 bucks a month you can get 16 movies at AMC or as many as you want at Regal.

Saw is for people who think The Dark Knight was thought-provoking.

>>217633653
audiences are way too rowdy these days for it to be enjoyable anyway

>>217633668
>>217633773
I'm on the other side of the planet (not Asia) and the deals for subscriptions and whatnot are shit.

I just wish ticket prices were cheaper.

>>217633850
Most of the movies I go to fewer than five people show up. Just don't go in the evening.

>>217633653
I never go anymore, I think the last time was 2019. When I did go, it was always for a half-price matinée showing during the week. Eliminates all the retards.

>>217633850
I wish rowdy audiences were a thing like when I was a kid. Now it's mostly boomers who don't know everyone can see when you turn on your phone light and situational ADHD where people can't understand a 90 min slasher narrative

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>>217633805
My mind is blown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sotLtXxNa7I

>>217633926
>who don't know everyone can see when you turn on your phone light
My fave is checking your smartphone watch. I'm always like
>The movie isn't going to end faster if you know what time it is
But the first time I saw it in a horror I was like
>Is this fat fuck checking his heart rate? Pls no ambulance
He was fine. The movie didn't end faster than its runtime that time either

>>217633917
I understand, I don't like it either. But I just want to watch some horror movie.

But it costs me like a fucking week's worth of grocieries just to see something. It sucks.

>>217633989
That's why you get a big TV and 5.1 (minimum) setup. Then you can pirate everything, and it's like you're at the theater.

>>217634032
>it's like you're at the theater.
It's backlit though. At least tell upside down anon to get a projector

>>217634051
A quality projector is expensive, while you can get a massive 70"+ TV for cheap. OLED TV will be more cost-efficient compared to a projector. Plus, setting up a projector + screen is more cumbersome. Too many retards tearing their ceiling down because they don't understand how to install a projector.

>>217634032
I posted
>I wanna see Primate, I wanna see Bone Temple, I wanna see Send Help.
Not available.

But home theater is the best. New tv this year is gonna be a 98" TCL when they go on sale. I'm really looking forward to it.

>>217634092
>OLED TV will be more cost-efficient compared to a projector.
It's still going to be high energy blue light. That it's cheaper doesn't mean it's replicating the experience. Going to mcdonalds to talk to your chatgpt gf over the dollar menu isn't going to replicate going to Vegas with your high school sweetheart
Horror movies are comfiest in cinemas and on shitty CRTs off bootleg VHS. When you can see the table in front of you lit up by the giant light box, there's very little risk of something coming out of the dark

>>217634276
>>OLED TV will be more cost-efficient compared to a projector.
>It's still going to be high energy blue light.

>tfw allergic to LEDs
>esp in dark rooms
>go to cinema
>everyone has brought an LED night light with them because it's dark in there
I hate this timeline

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blu-ray is out
anyone watched it?

>>217634426
do you think they encountered any corpses of suicide victims while shooting?

>>217634426
>fuji_jukai.mov.2016.1080p.BluRay.REMUX.AVC.FLAC.2.0-SupaHacka
>fuji_jukai.mov.2016.1080p.BluRay.REMUX.AVC.FLAC.2.0-SupaHacka
>fuji_jukai.mov.2016.1080p.BluRay.REMUX.AVC.FLAC.2.0-SupaHacka
Just came out 47 minutes ago, how could have watched it already?

Time to rewatch Saw IV. What the fuck happened in Saw IV? I have no idea. I just hope it's good

>>217634634
I don't remember almost anything that happened after the third one.

>>217634426
What's the deal with this? It's a 10 years old movie with only 24 votes on IMDb. Was it never released before?

>>217634938
you can read some blurb here: https://letterboxd.com/bleedingskull/film/fuji_jukaimov
and it was only available in Japan

>>217634542
>fuji_jukai.mov.2016.1080p.BluRay.REMUX.AVC.FLAC.2.0-SupaHacka
excuse me
where tf is this? 1337 nothing, iptorrents, nothing

>>217634634
it's the one that kicks off with an autopsy scene that somehow manages to make you feel more nauseous than any trap scene in the franchise

>>217635191
AvistaZ, THE private tracker for asian shit.

>>217635211
>AvistaZ
yeah a private tracker.. i'll wait for it to reach public ones.

>>217635191
it's on VK

>>217630037
apparently one of the trailers for scream 4 showed her mockingly calling 911 so people knew going in

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>>217630037

I'm planning on watching House by Nobuyuki Obayashi. What am I in for? A good time?

>>217635474
*Nobuhiko Obayashi
These nips have such similar names

>>217635474
You're going to love it or hate it. Go in blind, don't expect scares. You'll be able to tell what you're in for in five minutes or less. Watching it for the first time was some of the most fun I've ever had, I thought it was just another Japanese horror flick.

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>*mogs every horror movie since the shining*
heh, nothing personnel, kid.

>>217635737
the boy's brother is sawking on billie eilish's tits now

>>217633598
is it actually good? i'm on the fence on going to see it. Does it have his classic style?

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This is so incredibly stupid it's actually kind of enjoyable. Apparently a loose remake of The Breed. if I'd known, I'd've watched that first.

If you're a fan of things like Zoombies and Uwe Boll movies, I recommend it.

>>217636235
I'd breed them apart, if you know what I mean.

>>217635737
I respect people that love Hereditary, but I just wasn't that invested in it.

>>217634919
You don't remember Hoffman's crazy Matrix scene in VI? The first 3 were a tough act to follow but I thought 4-VII/3D did a good job desu building its own narrative, at the very least I was never bored with them.

>>217636235
Breed Hayden Panettiere

>>217636235
WE GOTTA HAWK TUAH SANITIZE THAT THANG

>>217636235
I'm not making that joke

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>Teaser Image For Sony's Mystery-Horror 'Yatsuhaka-Mura', Coming Fall 2026

big news for Detective Kindaichi fans

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Just finished. Fucking boring Indian folktale thing where a runaway slave in the 1700s stumbles onto an empty mansion in the forest and is invited to stay by the master. Of course, he won't let him leave after. Nice looking B&W photography and that's about all that's good I have to say about this. It's two and a half hours and the first two are just the guy asking politely if he can go yet and the master laughing at him. Also has the gall to try and pull some moral lesson at the very end that doesn't connect to anything that's been happening. In my experience so far, India has no idea how to do horror and this didn't change my opinion.

yo, they're remaking Fatal Frame Crimson Butterfly

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v73dnmus8ug

>>217636752
>watching anything India
NOPE. They repulse me in appearance and their languages make me want to be deaf.

>>217629991
Very nice.

>>217636752
Why on earth would you voluntarily spend your time looking at and listening to jeets?

>>217635907
???sauce?
>>217636632
>I respect people that love Hereditary
Why is that?

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>>217637037
>???sauce?

>>217629994
Underrated film

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>NOPE. They repulse me in appearance and their languages make me want to be deaf.

>>217637037
Its mainly within the context of when it came out, some people wanted something different and its not for me, but I have my own things I like and its just for a certain audience. Its just more overexposure to critics propping up A24's works and Jordan Peele as a "master of horror" that me jaded towards them over the years, especially since the latter only really did one good film in the form of Nope (which still could have stood to have a shorter runtime).

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>>217637330
>How can someone as mid as her afford to cheat?

>>217637436
While not all his films are good, you have to admit his style and direction is top notch and engaging af.

>>217637180
HOLY SHIT
/HOR/ BTFO
>>217637316
I just don't get why'd u respect somoene just for liking certain movie.

>>217637251
Who took the time out of their day to draw this

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In Barbarian, what were on those video tapes that justin long watched?

>>217634542
.mov? not sure I'll be able to even open it

>>217638677
ba dum tss

>>217635610
Eh it was alright but I didn't like it. With those scores on letterboxd I was expecting much more.

What's the difference between a splatter movie and a gory movie?

>>217632957
Yep. JigC rocks.

>>217632957
Skipped this movie.

>>217637037
He is a reddit cuck.

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>>217630351
>the girls aren't white
???

>>217639497
If the terms have to mean different things, I would say a gory movie has a lot of blood, guts, etc but uses them mostly as an aesthetic, like Hellraiser or TCM, while a splatter film uses blood more actively, splattering it all over the set as part of the action of the movie, like Evil Dead or Dead Alive

>>217629994
>From the makers of Friday 13th

>>217641514
Friday wishes it was as mean-spirited as Slaughter High

>>217639497
Comedy

>>217640496
i'm making primate sounds at my screen

>>217630261
I felt bad for Ben too. Little guy was trying to communicate with them but they were the ones who chimped out.

>>217640496
Second looks like Cailee Spaeny, third looks like Milly Alcock.

>>217640496
nta, but there's a certain look to the cast of all these new films. like they're all vaguely hispanic. whereas when you watch films from say the 80s, they all have a very anglo look.
combine that with the bogged lips as well.

>>217642478
40% of usa are mexicans lol

>>217640496
Women this beautiful make me want to kill myself.

>>217630113
Using karo syrup and red food dye is a really common mix and it is very sticky. Worse when it starts to dry. But just red dye is too bright red, so throwing in a little blue or chocolate syrup helps.

>>217632957
Chris Rock was a great lead in this and it looked good, but the film let him down. The plot twist was too obvious and the motives stupid.

>>217629948
Just watched christine (83) and it was kino. Lots of cool effects and babes. Carpenter is such a chad.

>>217633653
Go see Primate, it's worth supporting with some cash.
I'm more picky now though, have seen too many in the last few years that felt like a waste of time and money.

>>217644089
Reddit ahh opinion

> Chris Rock was a great lead in this

>>217630535
That’s a fairly small amount of McDonald’s for an average sized person, I’d say?

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Parker Finn, if you're reading this cast Mikey Madison.

>>217644089
Always funny to me when redditors reveal themselves

>>217644089
Yeah, the black lead sure looked good

>>217644963
Why are you so triggered by black people? Did a black guy rape you as a child or something?

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Shame on critics. Shame shame shame.

This boring, witless wannabe slasher movie posits that contracting rabies will turn a chimpanzee into a diabolical Michael Meyers. The Ten Little Indians are vapid, indistinguishable young people, and I hate young people.

The dumb scientist father (also he's deaf, and can grunt but not speak) learns that the critter that bit his monkey had rabies - but he doesn't leave his book signing and check on his kids that don't answer the phone because "Hawaii doesn't have rabies".

At least they used animatronics/ a midget in a monkey suit rather than CGI; that would have really sucked. A couple of good kill scenes.

>>217645136
This is a noticably shit review. Who gives a fuck about fag critics. Boring? Idk where that's coming from even if you did hate it.

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What am I in for?

>>217645639
I think quigs in it

>>217629948
Going full bananas again?

>>217644089
The leftists aren’t afraid to show themselves I see…

living sucks

>>217644089
Nice try at subversion

>>217644089
This one triggered the jeet bad kek

>>217646034
Many people are triggered by posts like those. Subversive and cucked.

>>217646034
just think of all the captchas he has to complete to change ip.

>>217645711
>monke vorhees approaches
>OOH OOH OHH, AHH AHH AHH

>>217646142
Just think of the cuck that typed out something like this>>217644089

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>>217629948
I like this poster a lot. It reminds me of my glass

>>217637784
Something non-White and seething.

>>217635211
Do they have free leech packs of kung fu and wuxia kinos?

>>217646246
Filled up with the liberal tears of this poster>>217644089

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>>217646412
Cute.

>>217646412
>red rooms
Is that where she streams herself getting blacked? What is the movie about?

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>its maam

>>217646246
put spymate in the glass

>>217646891
goblina is a cutter
hot

>>217646246
It's a good scene in the film too

>>217646891
kek this always makes me lol

>>217647168
based indeed, also kino name?

>>217647382
Movie?

>>217647507
I honestly don't remember. I Must have been high on drugs when I made it. I'd like to think it's a Fulci movie

>>217647382
Kino

>>217629948
>Coach Primate

>>217633697
I agree. The first one was great. The rest are shock value slop.

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>Twisted
>Follows two millennials who flip NY apartments they don't own to new buyers who don't know they are being scammed. The con works brilliantly until they run into an apartment owner with a dark secret who flips the game on them.
>Directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, who directed Repo! The Genetic Opera and Mother's Day
>Features Djimon Hounsou, Lauren LaVera, and Neal McDonough

>>217647679
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

>>217647196
Silent Night Holy Night 2025

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ive pretty much just been using tubi for a few months now and it feels like i went back to just using cable television again. im gonna be honest, i havent even pirated shit since like before christmas.

putting on Inner Demons (2014)

>>217648650
Tubi + uBlock Origin is a great combo.

>>217648740
Ew. You use tubi.

>>217648740
i almost feel bad not seeing ads. but they work around every couple months for a day or two, so that counts

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>hfw he opens tubi on his windows vista laptop that is connected to his tv with a hdmi cable

>>217648907
>i almost feel bad not seeing ads
Why? Have you been brainwashed? Are you young?

>>217636235
Breed the cheerleader, breed the world

>>217648979
You literally watch tubi on your acer laptop.

>>217649067
Simps must bleed

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>>217648979
i bought a 50ft cord that wraps around the baseboard and over a door frame. always make sure to get a gpu with at least three ports

it's on bupi

>>217649136
?

Imagine not sucking up those sweet sweet 4k ultra hd blu ray hdr 3d quantum physics remux terra-pixels
I can never go back

>>217649162
He is mistaken as you for someone else (again)

>>217649147
>he has a desktop computer

>>217640496
>>217644566
>Johnny Sequoyah
>Mikey Madison
What's with all these girls adopting masculine names? Johnny is the furthest from unisex as I can think of

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>>217649227
Mikey is short for Mikaela. I normally spell it Miky with a friend of mine, looks like Mike-y written like that

>>217649216
>t. poorfag

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>>217649374
avoid agitating the spammer, replying to shit like this is most of his social life

>>217649216
avoid agitating the anti-spammer, replying to shit like this is most of his social life

>>217649448
Most of mine is sending memes to this big-tittied girl who only responds to me once a month

>>217649477
You send memes to your mom?

>>217649374
My smartphone is faster than your computer

>>217649493
george lucas needs to quit remastering his old movies

>>217649507
I haven't talked to my mom in twenty years

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Impressive cast of oldies, even though it looks like shit. If there's enough practical effects it could be fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjKFs5orwoU

>>217647679
I'll watch pretty much anything Neal McDonough does but this sounds like shit

Anyone seen "The Unknowable" youtube series? This is the trailer for a full length.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P2f7lmOs6U
Comes out Feb 3, looks like it could be kino, some kind of amusement park + lynch + true crime deal.

Watching Bloody Eyes on Tubi right now

>>217649677
>Lynch
Not a fan

>>217649227
Because it's hot

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Aight I'm making a list and checking it twice
>Iron Lung (30 Jan)
>The Unknowable: Darkland (3 Feb)
>The Strangers: Chapter 3 (6 Feb)
>Whistle (6 Feb)
>The Mortuary Assistant (13 Feb)
>Cold Storage (13 Feb)
>Ghost Train (17 Feb)
>Psycho Killer (20 Feb)
>Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Organic Intelligence (20 Feb)
>Scream 7 (27 Feb)
>Dolly (March 6)
>Undertone (March 13)
Dooba Dooba? Unknown.

>>217649776
Looking forward to Strangers part 3. Second one was very good.

>>217649776
Everything besides Strangers Part 3 will have blacks, maybe except Iron Lung also.

>>217649785
>>217649704
>>217649802
I don't consent to your jeet replies. Cease and desist.

>>217649813
Just gotta hit hide.
Heard good things about Undertone.

>>217649813
I think only made one of those posts?

>>217649813
First post is mine

>>217647679
I can already tell this is gonna be another thrill-hor that's not worth watching. Or at least, doesn't scratch the itch of an actual horror and exists just because a twist some screenwriter thought up.

>>217649834
I really need to just figure out how the regex filters work.

>>217629948
>Lets give cocaine to an animal that can tear my face off what could go wrong

>>217649967
They actually give him rabies

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>>217637436
>Based Raimi is a Jaws and The Others chad

>>217650076
patrician list

>>217650106
He is trying too hard to look appear sophisticated if you ask me.

>>217650126
He probably enjoys Terrifier

>>217650126
>The Grudge (probably the American remake with SMG to boot)
>sophisticated

>>217650126
I didn't

>>217650155
>Shimizu directed both of them
Huh. I did not know that, that's gotta be rare.

>>217650155
He watches foreign horror so I think he meant the Korean one. He also has a movie directed by a Spanish director.

>>217650155
It isn’t a bad list but he clearly thought long and hard about it trying to look smart.
>>217650150
And Hereditary.

>>217650150
Add Midsommar

>>217650150
>>217650237
>>217650256
>Terrifier
>Midsommar
>Hereditary
Obviously. He is a redditor.

how much money and nepotism do you need to convince cute girls to make a horror movie with you

>>217650310
Very little, it's partially why it's the best genre

>>217650220
The Grudge is Japanese and the American remake was directed by the same guy who did the original JP one and The Others is an English-language International co-production starring Nicole Kidman from 2001 that takes place on some British isle after WW2.

>>217650173
>>217650220
>>217650237
He produced the American Grudge you dopes

>>217650293
Reddit’s top horror

>>217650150
>>217650220
He's really into Haute Tension which is a gory New French Extremity slasher

>>217650076
Bro is a redditor

is keeper any good?

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Finished watching strange harvest and man finds tape, very fun.
I think i watched this movie several years ago but i cannot remember title what i remember is
Family finds weird gore tapes in the basement of a house they renovating go into looking who was living in the house before at the same time killer begins to stalking the family.
Cannot remember if this was FF or regular movie. Anyone know what this movie is called

>>217650405
Alexandre Aja is awesome. His Hills Have Eyes was intense. Might watch it again soon.
>>217650432
Decent.

>>217650436
Sinister?

>>217650464
nope, in sinister tapes are in the attic in the movie im trying to find they discovered in the basement in a box underneath flooring

>>217645517
"Primate" isn't science fiction or fantasy; they have to play by the rules of their genre.
A mammal in a rabies frenzy doesn't methodically stalk victims, let alone wave their victim's car keys in front of them to mock them.
If you're enthralled by this kind of witless nonsense then you're not a bright guy.

>>217650076
>he's not a Pulse chad
Shockingly bad taste from one of the best directors. Shame.

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>>217650505
>A mammal in a rabies frenzy doesn't methodically stalk victims

>>217650576
You didn't even prove him wrong kek

>>217650576
>Sorry Mr. Spielberg. We've just heard sharks don't get that big or do that. Yes, the film is cancelled. Also aliens don't exist sir.

>>217638801
It's a surreal arthouse wacky comedy horror that's a lot like Evil Dead 2 in some ways but it's not for everyone. I liked it but I also have no desire to rewatch it again.

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BLEH!

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it's me the anon who keeps watching Castle Freak and I watched it again and I want to articulate something that always bothered me but that I never really thought about it's how when you first meet Agnese she seems like she's literally pretending to be a creepy old lady and like talking all slow and stilted and saying basically nothing
>You....are the signora and signorina of the castle....I.....am...de housekeeper...
>You stay only...a little in the castello? That's...good. You sell and then you go...soon...you sell....and then you go.......soon...

And you're like watching like "Ok this bitch is weird she definitely is in on this somehow what the hell is she planning?"

John even makes a little microexpression after she leaves like "What's with her?" so I know I'm not imagining it

THEN LATER in like the next scene she's in when John finds her she's like
>Oh hey what's up cut your hand in the middle of the night? Here have a glass of wine with me I'm about to spill all the tea on this fucked up duchess

and she's totally normal like she dropped the whole trying to be sinister thing it just always BUGGED me but I might be reading too much into it I dunno.

How come Eli Roth went from 'hostel' and 'green inferno' to 'knock knock' and vr flicks?(I like the fact he is innovating with vr but still)

>>217652333
kek, I might have to rewatch this just so I can see

>>217652389
a lot of directors get sucked into hollywood and just become rung climbers. and the only way to do that is make more mainstream films.
he's come back to horror recently though as a producer.

>>217649493
Whats this?

>>217652588
Fathers Day 2011. Good low budget film, also yes you see more of her.

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Just finished. Another Letterboxd Top 250 Horror and as usual, it isn't horror. It's a drama, but it's SO BLEAK that it's easy lump in with horror. Plus it's narrative is kicked off with the discovery of a horribly mutilated woman's corpse. Simple enough story, bored housewife becomes a hooker. It's another Sion Sono that stars his gorgeous wife is is profoundly blackpilled about women, which adds to the bleakness. This is a guy who directed her in hardcore porn after all. Long, two and a half hours, and she gets naked a lot. >>>/gif/30183622
This flick bummed me out.

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>>217652722
Great tits. I shan't be torturing myself with it anytime soon but I do want to watch more of Sono's films. Haven't seen Tag or Blind Beast.

>>217652816
Blind Beast isn't Sono
It is great though with an insane amount of tits because a lot of the almost one room set up is decorated by tits

>>217652722
>This is a guy who directed her in hardcore porn after all.
So he's literally a cück?

>>217652927
Yeah. And this is a movie about a woman cucking her husband so it makes the depressing aspects even more depressing. Like this guy has SERIOUS problems with women and the fact that a place as left-brained as letterboxd loves this movie, even with him being cancelled, just ups the bleakness level of the whole affair. If you watch the documentary about him called The Sion Sono, it really points out how messed up their relationship is. She was a high level gravure model and then married his alcoholic ass and he got her to start doing boing actual porn at the same time as prestige pictures. Just weird dark stuff all around this movie.

>>217652722
>Sion Sono
Why would anyone watch anything from this degenerate subhuman retard?

>>217652981
Eat shit, faggot

>>217652981
Suicide Club / Noriko's Dinner Table = pure kinography

>>217652981
Strange Circus is one of my fave movies ever, it's perfect
>degenerate subhuman retard?
Game recognises game

>>217653015
How?

>>217650126
Lmao what?? Those are all super mainstream and/or widely-acclaimed films/directors. If he was trying to be intelligent/sophisticated he didn't try very hard.

>>217630273
I think It Follows had a scene where a mom literally mounts her own son graphically.

>>217629948
RAPE TIM

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Bumping with a hilarious clip from Friedkin recalling the fallout 10 minutes in to The Heretic's first public screening:
https://youtu.be/2D4cPXpvHjI

Looks like The Plague is dropping on the 3rd
I’ve heard it’s pretty decent

>>217656456
Friedkin stories are always hilarious. Try to find him explaining why he did Cruising because of The Exorcist

>>217647507

The House by the Cemetery by Lucio Fulci, happens right at the beginning.

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>>217657588
Kek, I'll have to check it out. My favorite quote from him is probably
>I don't give a flying fuck into a rolling donut what Al Pacino thinks. Is that an answer to your question?

>>217656948
It's very good, but it's not even close to horror, it's a coming of age story about bullying. There's nothing supernatural, nobody dies, it's a drama top to bottom about kids at water polo camp. Saw it in the theater and liked it along but if anyone's telling you it's horror they're outright lying.

>>217650501
Are you misremembering Butterfly Kisses?

>>217655600
kek

>>217653038
never heard of this, thanks for the rec

>>217658547
There's a few different movies with that found tape plot element including several of the Paranormal Activities movies. It's definitely not those or The Poughkeepsie Tapes either.

>>217659833
If you have any french decadent poetry hipster in you, you're welcome

>>217659865
Idk then, it was the closest FF I could think of with found footage in a box in a basement and developing a sudden murderous stalker
Try to narrow it down a bit: by tape do you mean VHS, or could we be going for anything from minidiscs in Butterfly Kisses to audio in Session 9? Any other details?

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Why are Micks always vampires? Is there something I missed?

>>217661180
Like Carmilla and Dracula?