>>217664957
>it's some "Markiplier" youtuber bullshit
It's based on a video game, the game is actually pretty light on story but has interesting lore. My local theatre is also booked until Sunday except for the noon or 3 PM viewings those are half full only.

>>217665383
So did Markiplier produce it or what?

>>217664957
I want to go watch this, but I’m afraid of being surrounded by zoomers

>>217665769
Produce, Direct, and Starred in it.

>>217664957
Red Letter Media is gonna tear this movie apart.

I'm seeing this in ~5 hours
This is the kind of movie /tv/ should be interested in, low-budget indie movies with no official distribuor

>>217666199
It will still be 1000x better than the slop Mike personally tried to make

>>217664957
>zoomerpocalypse
>Mark Edward Fischbach (/ˈfJʃˌbɑːk/ FISH-bahk; born June 28, 1989
>zoomer

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>>217664957
Still plenty of seats at my theater. 4 hours until showtime.

>>217664957
The game is coolish but they would need to make some major adjustments to make it a watchable movie. Might check it out if I’m bored

>>217664957
>self distributed
If this does well expect Markiplier to die in a terrible car accident due to faulty brakes. There is nothing that terrifies Hollywood especially now that they are declining than self distribution. They destroyed Louis CK's career when he tried

I just watched a quick video of the game so you just sit in a small sub the entire time and thats it? How is that fun? Whats the hook?

guys I just watched a quick video of call of duty so you just shoot guns the entire time and thats it? How is that fun? Whats the hook?

>>217666438
>those two disabled bookings at the back

>>217666494
PVP, different modes and diverse guns and killstreaks plus a single player and zombies element.

>>217666477
Nothing. Markiplier playing it should have tipped you off that it's a boring meme game

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>>217666477
You wouldn't get it, brownie.

>>217666921
ok so it's shit. Thanks for confirming

I just got back from seeing it. You can definitely tell it was written by someone with room to grow, but I thought it was pretty good. I'd give it a 7.5. Cut out a good 30 minutes and it's an 8.

>>217666199
Nah I doubt they actually review it. I bet Mike will say something condescending about not wanting to see it and then Jay will bring it up in their 2026 catchup next year.

>>217664957
i watched it, it's boring

>>217664957
>The first good video game adaptation
>The first good YouTuber movie

>>217666963
bro you’re not supposed to get it, you’re supposed to stare into the void and pretend that makes it deep while synth music plays and a voiceover says something about isolation or whatever.

This movie is exactly what everyone's been bitching for since the 90s. A movie that's a 1:1 adaptation of a videogame, written & directed by someone who loves the game.

>>217668033
>The first good video game adaptation
Halo Forward Unto Dawn is the first best video game adaption.

>>217666477
Just download the game and play it yourself, it's short and fun.

>>217668033
Sonic 2 and 3 are way better as video game movies.

>>217668107
It is absolutely not 1:1. The first 30 minutes kind of are, and then it adds a bunch of totally new shit because there's not enough to work off of in just what the game has to work with.

>>217668285
>Halo Forward Unto Dawn
KINO ALERT
They should have let the Forward Unto Dawn people keep making Halo tv show.

>>217669006
It's astounding how a story about UNSC cadets made as advertisement felt more like Halo than the tv show they spent a decade working on.

>>217665383
>It's based on a video game, the game is actually pretty light on story but has interesting lore
>first reply is one of the zoomdrones talking about "lore"
please leave

>>217666438
your theater is gigantic. where is this?

>>217664957
>directors cannot come from anywhere except the Hollywood machine
>everyone else must be disdained
Did he not join the unions and that's what this hate campaign is about?

>>217669212
In what way is lore a zoomer word, you nigger retard?

>>217668303
>fun
You literally just slowly adjust numbers for an hour to receive like 6 blurry jpegs of nothing and a retarded jump scare ending

>>217669295
>slowly adjust numbers
That's what most games are.

>>217669229
San Diego, CA

I'm surprised this avoided the Direct to Stream/Video destiny with an internet content creator behind it.

>>217669319
Maybe if you exclusively play jarpigs and map painters

>>217669385
The movie was entirely finished long ago. Markiplier negociated with distributors for a year to get it to cinema to avoid direct to streaming, but he did get offers for that when it was initially finished.

>>217669319
it's actually not

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Are you guys seriously getting mad that a non-Jew can finally make a big movie outside of the Hollywood Machine, which people are going to watch? That would make you the perfect Goy cattle.

this will be markiplier's the room

>>217664957
>Five Nights at Freddie's
>but for Millenials

>>217666220
>>217667720
>>217666199
How can you fags still watch RLM with jay's retarded screeching laugh? holy fuck I can't stand it and I can't watch because of it.

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>streamer tries to get into tv/films
>it's kino

>>217665810
I had a dude in a Sam Hyde hoodie at my showing. Also, for the next three days, the theater has sold a healthy amount of seats for Melania.

>>217664957
One thing I have to give huge credit to Iron Lung for, there is not one production title before the film. So fucking refreshing. I saw Dead Man's Wire and it had like 15.

See, /tv/? If you'd just made that vidya fan film you had in your head all those years ago, you coulda been somebody. Coulda been a contender.
Instead, you're just a bum.

>>217670195
It helps when you have 70m followers that you've cultivated over a decade first.

what kind of nonsense did he do to expand the plot?

>>217670083
That's not even the right dude
They've also done a good job of EQing it so it's not as ear-rapey, as of late

>>217664957
i hate the zoomer tuber thing of mashing up their real with some 'gamer word' to get their screen name. they don't know how much it exposes that their interest in games is just a pose in search of general attention and fame

>>217670329
yeah I'm sure the short half asian guy had no interest in video games before he became a youtuber

>>217668107
the game has you be mindraped by a fish monster?

>>217670274
There's additional conflict with the people who sent him down there, Mark's character has a backstory, the universe is more fleshed out, and there's more than just the goal of "take pictures of the weird shit until you die."
The last 45 minutes or so are pretty much entirely cosmic horror that wasn't even implied in the game, but I personally think it works well in tandem with some other plot elements

>>217668107
>This movie is exactly what everyone's been bitching for since the 90s. A movie that's a 1:1 adaptation of a videogame
what the fuck are you talking about?
it adds a bunch of nonsense and fanfic shit
why would you even post something so stupid, are you a discord tranny trying to start fights?

>>217670329
Ah, yes, the infamous gamer word "iplier"
What a faggot this 36 year old zoomer is

>>217670274
the game creator made some addons but basically
>after the quiet rapture there's 2 main factions, the COI (generic human goverment/alliance) and eden (religious cult)
>main protagonist was involved with eden in some form and also the destruction of a space station, the whole reason he's a convict in the first place
>there's other characters that actually talk
>he actually goes back to the surface early in the movie, but gets sent back down to explore further
>he "hallucinates" a figure on the ship and a voice talking to him through the radio who tells him to go to a specific location, going to this location triggers a massive vision
>he finds the wreckage from a former expedition, turns out the voice he heard was the voice of the woman from said expedition
>but it turns out he wasn't hallucinating and the voice was actually the monster that has been following him and that killed the previous expedition
>said monster also either has something to do with the quiet rapture or at least actually knows what happened
>main goal goes from just taking pictures to sending the data from the last 2 trips
also turns out the blood ocean isn't normal and can infect?/transform people, basically a lot of body and cosmic horror elements added

>>217670329
>multiplier is a gamer word
are you stupid?

>>217670431
what does the monster look like?
is it just the angler fish looking thing from the game?

>>217670451
it is. but i'm not really specifically thinking of him, he just reminded me they do it, even if his isn't

>>217670451
>>217670487
in any case it's an example of mashing your real name into some word, which is the repellent part. ask yourself if anyone you know would do that when going on the internet, of course not. The non-facebook/ig internet is for expressing your secret base self, not getting people to see you under your irl name

>>217670453
It's much more Cthulhu-y most of the time but it's also suggested that it has no consistent form
To be honest I was kind of confused by the only moment we see it from outside of the sub, but that may have been intentional

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>>217669280
>In what way is lore a zoomer word, you nigger retard?
learn to use google trends or something you insufferable faggot
>w-well it has no plot but m-muh lore
old definition:
>a body of traditions and knowledge on a subject or held by a particular group, typically passed from person to person by word of mouth.
modern definition:
>bunch of ad lib horizontally scaled bullshit made up by some bored low IQ individual to distract people from the fact that the actual content sucks
modern definition 2:
>narrative, plot, backstory, story, tangential details, literally anything

>>217670453
sort of?
there's not many shots where you can see it fully because they made the monster so fucking huge, but it has way more teeth and its bright red
biggest difference is that the monster is telepathic and doesn't want humans to know the "truth", not sure if it was just about the moon or the rapture

>>217668285
BASED

>>217669973
>algo-driven bullshit by a youtuber
>non-jew
an openly puppeted goy is somehow better?

>>217670552
>seething textwall about muh zoomers
time to go to bed grandpa, not enough sleep will deteriorate your already decaying mind

>>217669973
>non-jew

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>>217666199
I'm sure Mark is quivering in his boots LOL

>>217664957
>Ocean of blood
Sounds gay

>>217670329
>all of the zoomers who can't handle any criticism whatsoever responding to this
this isn't even zoomers IRL, it's just insufferable fags who come to this site, 24 year old vaguely ethnic men posting "unc" and shit

>>217664957
It comes out tomorrow, turbo.

why is everything zoomers are into just based on some concept that tickles the imagination but in terms of execution it's always fucking shit
>the blood ocean brooooo it's a blood oceannnn
>movie is actually just slop and nothing happens
>but bruh it's like folk horror core bruhhh the lore is deep bruh blooood oceeeaaan
ok but it's shit
>bruhhhhh

>>217670747
The US has advanced showings one day before the official release date. Same reason why we got AVATAP threads before the movie officially came out.

>>217670747
>retard zoomer comes to defend his epic tuber god
A lot of movies screen one day early at my local kinoplex. Go ask AI about it.

>>217666199
>Markiplier makes Iron Lung, a real movie with real passion behind it and a theatrical release he fought for
>RLM makes Space Cop, a piece of "self-aware" "ironic" trash because they're too afraid to be sincere out of fear of being mocked
Jay and Mike already lost because Mark is a real filmmaker and that's something they will never be

>>217664957
ill watch it, just to ruin some peoples evening. i havent showered in two weeks and have been collecting my cats turds and left them in a bucket with some water and it smells something fierce. gonna bring a nice big vacuum sealed bag of cat turds to throw around the theater when theres an "exciting" or loud part so i can throw cat turds indiscriminately. also i will have a condom full of pickled cat turds to throw at a black family if they are within range (3 metres)

>>217666172
Wrote the screenplay and is distributing it through his own production company

>>217670747
I already saw it today
7/10, not bad but kinda jarring to see a youtuber try acting

>>217670746
what is unc on about?????

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>>217670765
The guy who made Iron Lung is the same guy who made the fantastic boomer shooter DUSK.

>>217666199
this post and all of its replies make me hope for whatever happened to the dinosaurs to happen to us

>>217670587
At least he's mostly apolitical. Weeeelll mostly, aside from a vulgar pro-abortion remark he made.

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Zoomer here but never seen any streamer or youtuber. While I do know of Mark from second hand mostly, I find it grim that this is what my fellow zoomers do show up for at theaters and not kino.
No, I am not ironically posting wrong generation bait.

>>217670990
I think a lot of it is that they want to financially support their parasocial YouTube friend as opposed to giving money to some faceless Hollywood goons, regardless of the quality of cinema in question

Sounds like slop for morons.

>>217670982
He's apolitical but very blatantly left considering he supports trans rights and all the other stuff anons hate

Just got back from watching it. Bunch of smelly fat millennials and cringe zoomers crowded the theater tonight. Markipliers acting is definitely a bit rough. He liked to do this thing where he'd start a line in a normal voice, THEN YELL THE LAST FEW WORDS BECAUSE HE IS ACTING RAHHH. I can see the potential but the movie really lacked "that" scene you know? That scene being the one where Mark captivates you and really shows off his chops to justify the solo performance. It just never happens unfortunately. Despite marks rough performance, the movie actually doesn't seem to fall flat. Mostly thanks to an extremely strong concept and execution. Tension is built incredibly high as moments pass and the real captivation comes from the discovery you experience along with Simon as he begins to unravel with each button press. Okay, I'll stop being so masturbatory. If you have a few hours to kill and can enjoy a "man stuck in a dangerous box" concept, give it a rip.

>>217671230
Why do you sound like a LLM?

>>217666199
It most likely isn't, though.

>>217671258
Because you touch yourself at night

>>217664957
I watched it. I was following its development because I was curious how they would make a movie out of a 1 hour game with nothing really happening aside from ambient spooky noises. My reaction: a lot of “what is happening” and an occasional “is something gonna happen?” a couple of times I thought perhaps this shouldn’t have gone on for two hours. I couldn’t make out a lot of the intercom voices. the blood is oozing and disgusting. It’s not really scary at all, more like wtf schizo tier scary. It really is faithful to the game mostly . Keep in mind I’m not a movie watcher, I rarely watch films so my standards are probably low. Regardless, I think I give it a B- or C+

>>217671258
cause that shit is obvious as hell, nobody says "Okay I'll stop being so masturbatory"

>>217667798
I like boring. I might watch it on hydraHD.

>>217671311
What the fuck do you watch then?

>>217670407
I kept waiting for the fish to eat the sub but he destroys the sub from the inside and it explodes inside the fish's mouth. I was like damn, Markiplier spent $4m and drowned in fake blood to kill the fish..

It'd be like making a movie of Duck Hunt to shoot the dog.

I was wondering how they were going to make a one hour game into a two hour movie. And the answer seemed to be turning the fish into an Alzabo.

>>217666477
You move around without seeing the outside of the submarine except for shitty black and white photos, so you heavily rely on a map and coordinates.
The horror comes from the sounds you hear from the outside mixed with the tension of accidently crashing into something.
It's a fun for its short duration.

>>217664957
so how much money is he going to lose on this? has he even given an estimate of how much money it has cost him?

how did a low effort 30min indie-slop "game" become the source of a movie played in theatres?
I watched a bit of gameplay some time ago and it looked like any of the other garbage horror games that perpetually flood itch.io

>>217671386
Thats the thing anon this movie is making money. He did the hard part and actually got zoomers into the theater

>>217671334
I watch a couple of youtubers and not much else. Rarely do I watch a movie or tv show. My last movie I watched was Blackberry and I saw that 7 times

>>217671431
Huh? Why? How old are you?

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>>217670103
>streamer tries to get into tv/films
>most known works so far are a failed remake of a failed canadian tv show and a videogame movie

>>217671442
BlackBerry was just a good movie to me. I read the book about it when it came out, and I used their stuff back in the day. 30 btw

>>21767139
>I watched a bit of gameplay some time ago and it looked like any of the other garbage horror games that perpetually flood itch.io

that's exactly it, they mindlessly listen to some retard with whom they have a parasocial relationship and that guy has to churn out new content so he's scraping the bottom of the barrel for things to use for that purpose. The result is that he finds trash like this and zoomers end up consuming it secondhand basically, so "blood ocean" and "deep lore" sounds super epic and deep and whatever else because he's playing it up and performatively reacting while they half listen while doomscrolling TikTok and DoorDashing a $35 burrito bowl

>>217671483
meant for >>217671397

>>217671469
That's interesting, I'll watch the blackberry movie, I had no idea about it. Well I am glad you liked the movie at least, I'll give it a try but I havent watched mark nor played the game, im a bit dubious of the concept for 2 hours but we will see

>>217671483
Personally I found the game browsing the switch eshop and its thumbnail stood out to me. Read the premise and thought it was cool, bought it, played it, and it wasn’t until later that I learned it was super popular. i thought it was unbelievable markiplier would make a movie out of this game of all the things he’s played.

>>217671495
>im a bit dubious of the concept for 2 hours
Having played the game, I'm also curious how this was stretched to two hours but if >>217670431 and
>>217671342
are correct then they might have found a good way to expand on the nature of the game.

>>217671533
Have you played Voyager-19? It's very similar to Iron Lung but in space.

>>217671566
It's two hours of Markiplier whining in a submarine with no windows and yelling at an intercom. It was insufferable.

>>217671483
I loathe streamer culture so much, trillions of kids hanging off every word of some retard that goes completely unchecked (other than making sure that he says "unalive" instead of "kill" of course)
At least when children used to rot their brain with tv a chunk of the content they consumed was somewhat educational, now it's nothing but tripe

>>217671604
nigger you're on /tv/ the celebrity worship board, it's the same shit different generation

>>217668033
Hitman, Bayonetta bloody fate (even with the boss fights being skipped)
I got nothing for youtubers though.

>>217671631
I hate every one of you as well

>>217669385
Now I'm sadder about yesterday's news that Gundam is back at Netflix again.

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>>217664957
>Blood Ocean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvhmXwEmTCw

His tv show the edge of sleep is pretty good, I will check out this movie when its out on torrents

>>217671631
>it's the same shit different generation
no, it's definitely worse and he is right, you little faggots are definitely getting brain software updates in the form of whatever content is currently regarded as acceptable by youtube advertisers and data brokers

>>217671588
I realized this during 2001ASO. A flickering light timed to speech counts as a character to an audience. Yeah, I admire this movie more than I liked it. When I like a movie, I go out of my way to talk about it. For this, I'd rather talk about getting the most out of everything and the techniques used than the actual movie which is mostly a guy walking from the front of a windowless sub to the back of the windowless sub and going insane. But they really ramp up the claustrophobia when he goes into a crawlspace.
The haunted sub element really helped expand the plot. I imagine the fish monster being psychic is the answer for the spooky shit that was noticeably absent from the game. I'm sure the fat pollack who made the game didn't mind, he got a story consultant credit so he officially signed off on all additions to the concept. Now with the Mortuary Assistant being released next month, how long until a That Which Gave Chase movie?

>>217666199
You mean "JJ is a God and Star Trek has always been action slop?"

got sat next to 2 landwhale gen alpha girls. shit was funny ngl

>>217670990
What kino? Jewslop #55a2?

>>217672023
Go fuck yourself and die, you know nothing of what this board was meant for

>>217664957
i don't get the point of the game.

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>>217672200

Just got back from it. It’s a solid 6/10 Event Horizon sequel made on the budget of, like, a single TV episode budget.

So, the least worst Youtuber movie by far.

>>217672099
..... no answer huh.

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>>217672254
>sit in a cramped pod
>look at nothing of value through a tiny window
>WOW I AM SUCH A FREE SPIRIT WHITE MAN EXPLORER

>>217672367
Do you think the Santa Maria was a leasure cruiser with full amenities for the crew?

>>217672451
Ah yes the sleeping quarters of a ship are the same as a cuck cabin you can't get out of.
>SILENCE MOTHER I AM NOW TO BE KNOWN AS XPOFERENS THE SECOND CHALLENGER OF THE HEMOGLOBIN SEAS
*tips tricorne*

>>217664957
Zoomers don't care about hollywood jewslop anymore. They were weaned on their ipads watching Youtube content creators, not in cinemas or home movies.

>>217672293
Sounds decent enough. Sounds like alot of his fans are gonna see it so he'll make his money back since he self funded it. Not everyone's first movie has to be a 10/10. But atleast a decent start is nice.

>>217670552
hows finasteride treating you

Just came out of a screening
Actually a relatively long movie at 2 hours
What I wanted out of the movie was just "Iron Lung, expanded" and that's exactly what I got. Some dialogue is difficult to hear, but you have the full story by the end of the movie. They even manage to have some body horror. I don't watch Markiplier, but he was sufficiently angry and exasperated throughout the movie to provide the one-man performance energy.

I'm very satisfied with what I got. I wouldn't be surprised if this is the best horror movie of 2026.

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>>217668033
>>The first good YouTuber movie
I'd be shocked if it's better than pic related.

>>217672768
>I wouldn't be surprised if this is the best horror movie of 2026.
Lol, you're insane
I'd already say it's worse than Return to Silent Hill and I fucking hated that

>>217672844
When you went in with the explicit desire to watch a movie closely based on the game Iron Lung, what part of the movie disappointed you?

>>217672875
Why the hell would I do that? I went to a horror movie, not a horror movie based on a game I've never heard of starring a YouTuber I never heard of. If I can't understand the movie without knowing the game, the movie is a failure, end of story. I was bored TO DEATH. I didn't go to a GameStop, I went to a theater. If the only people who are expected to enjoy this are gamers, the movie's going to die a quick fucking death. Silent Hill already fucked up and died doing the same thing

>>217672941
Your ignorance seems to have resulted in unintended self harm. Do you often select movies at random?

>>217672977
I go see everything and I don't play video games. Iron Lung might be a great game, I'd have no idea. But I can tell you it's a fucking garbage movie.

>>217666438
Do the black ones mean the seat is taken or that black people are going to sit in them?

>>217673151
Read the post
Look at the picture
Consider which seats are most desirable

I feel like I'm writing steps on how to think

Just got back from seeing it. I enjoyed it. I don't know how easily I could recommend it to your average movie goer but I liked it. I think I'll need to watch it again at home at some point so I can relisten to some of the dialog parts about God and the light that were hard to hear in my theatre.

>>217674058
That was a mixing problem. The easiest place to make out a movie's dialogue should be the theater, but Mark consciously decided to make all the most important dialogue two staticy intercom voices talking over each other with himself yelling at them. Just absurd

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>>217670535
>ask yourself if anyone you know would do that when going on the internet, of course not.
oh my god this is the guy. this is him, hes here. this is the dude whose username is george.miller1945, with the signature about his two tours in nam and listing off his two classic cars hes restoring, possible with a hooorah in it somewhere

we found him

I've never felt so old as I did in my showing for this. I'm the same age as Mark but I don't think a single other person there was over 25 at most.

I fully believe most of the end of the film is all in the main characters head. Yes the ship definitely filled with blood and he drowned, but the corruption was a hallucination

>>217669295
Yes and it's still fun, try not being an ADHD zoomer.

>>217674966
I can see that. The descent into madness kinda mirrors stuff like *Event Horizon* or even *The Lighthouse*, where the line between real and imagined is totally obliterated by isolation.
The corruption acting like some kind of sentient force could easily just be his own psychological breakdown trying to assign meaning to a senseless situation. All those visions and voices felt more like manifestations of guilt or fear than actual external threats.
Honestly, it makes the ending even bleaker.

>>217674966
I don't know, I think the idea that the ocean of blood might be some kind of horrible gestalt of melted down humans is pretty horrifying. Or at least that's the impression I got from the recording where the woman starts freaking out saying something like "it's human blood, the blood is us!". I need to hear some of the dialog again so I can better understand the concepts and how the creature might be some kind of interdimensional god or god-like being and how the ocean might be some kind of horrible version of an "afterlife". There was a lot of shit to try and follow in that second half and I'd be lying if I said I could fully understand it with just one viewing.

>>217672977
This guy is right >>217673019
You cant do the Kojima, the dsrk souls, the lore thing in film. The movie is what you get, I dont expect the film to have honest legs if it requires game knowledge, Mark has no talent. This would have been a syfy channel if it wasnt for his personality cult

>>217676266
>Talent
Talent doesn’t exist. It’s a myth used by lazy cunts to justify sitting on their thumbs and never fucking making anything.

>>217676726
Anon, you don't know what "talent" means.

>>217676989
I know you’re a lazy cunt who never fucking did anything with his life.
Where’s your fucking movie?

>>217677239
I'm Paul Verhoeven.

>>217666199
>dude they fucking EVISCERATED this movie in the one sentence they talked about it (where they mention that they didn't actually watch it) in their 2026 catchup part 1 video (part 2 will never come out)

>>217671448
>>217670103
You guys know he only acted in Edge of Sleep, right? He didn't write it.

>>217671848
>Mortuary Assistant
That one seems like it'll be a lot harder to do on a shoestring budget without the effects looking like ass.

>>217668033
>good adaption
It's easy to call it that when they are adopting nothing but an idea
>submarine
>scary fish or something
lol

>>217672941
I don't think it's a bad movie on its own merits, but it's definitely not a horror movie until the last 30-45 minutes. The marketing did a shit job of portraying what the movie actually is.

It would also help if he'd gotten over his hubris and cut out like 30 minutes of walking back and forth.

>>217674085
>>217674058
Yeah, that's been a common complaint. The audio mixing was pretty shit, a lot of the time. I also had trouble seeing what the hell I was looking at, sometimes, because it was so fucking dark. I know it's supposed to be dark because it's a submarine, but there were multiple times where Simon reacted to something I couldn't fucking see.

>>217677383
>it's definitely not a horror movie until the last 30-45 minutes
So it's so faithful to the game that the horror only hits at the end?

>>217671397
>make money making silly faces
>place game make your silly faces but really like the idea
>make movie
It's not complicated.

>>217676266
I think if you get through the movie without understanding at least one theory of what's going on, you either weren't paying attention or are actually retarded.
Some things are left ambiguous on whether they're real, but it's not a complicated plot outside of that.

>>217677440
Unironically yes. You get a few knocks and bumps and Mark going "AH WHAT IS GOING ON" but there's really no payoff until the third act.

>>217677258
You’re a 20-something American who gave up on your youtube channel (and/or twitch channel). You aren’t ready to admit that the unfulfilling and unhappy state of your life is largely a result of your own decisions, and not some grand cosmic punishment inflicted on you by the fates or your parents or whatever other entity you blame for your disappointment with life.
So you flit through your days, floating on ennui, doing the bare minimum to get by, and avoiding your disappointed inner child by dressing down easy accessible media and trying to pull others down to your level.
But they don’t know you exist. Nobody does. and Year over year, day after day, it becomes harder and harder to pretend you don’t know the score. The reason you’re unhappy is because you wanted more from life; the reason you don’t have what you want is because you’re too scared or embarrassed to live through the learning experience and growing pains to get there.
Consume your kino, pat yourself on the back for being a consoomer with pretension to culture, grow old and die unhappy and unfulfilled.

Or go do something with your life that’s worth talking about.

>>217677435
I didn't have any problems with the lighting. In fact I'd say the cinematography was excellent.

>Produced it
>Wrote it
>Directed it
>Starred in it
>Put it up against the President of the USA
Ill give Markiplier this, dude is fucking bold.

>>217677532
Sorry fag, but I'm in my 30s and I never tried to start a youtube channel lmao
You're projecting hard

>>217677486
if you know that Markiplier originally wanted to skits and stuff with himself playing all the parts before blowing up doing gaming instead, it all makes even more sense

>>217677532
Holy shit man, you need serious help

>>217677614
people rarely ever get famous for what they want to do
plenty of actors wanted to be in rock bands, and vice-versa
NFL stars would rather be rappers
most actresses would rather be professional ballet dancers or whatever they were doing when they were a kid before they got discovered

>>217677561
Maybe it was my theater, then. I thought the cinematography otherwise was fantastic, though, yeah.

>>217677532
It's okay, bud, we all have regrets.

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>>217670931
>What happened to the dinosaurs
Dominate the Earth for tens of millions of years before evolving into a higher form of life and flying away?

>>217668033
>The first good YouTuber movie
You could easily verify this isn't true by just looking it up.

>>217670841
That last part isn't true, he hired a distribution company that is taking a percentage of the revenue. He talked about it in his interview on The Town.

>>217666199
They didn't even review Shelby Oaks, so no.

I work at a theater and there were so many troons and people with bright colored hair going to see this movie

>>217666921
>le Faustian spirit is when you play video games
It’s weird how we’re somehow devolving back into the most kind of sentiments

>>217678324
*most reddit

>>217678287
My theater was 50% obese millennials 50% ultra cringe zgens

>>217677532
Nobody is in love with Mark the way you are, fuck off from here. movie sucks what the hell you want us to do?

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>>217678287
Christ. I was entertaining seeing this this weekend. Thanks for the heads up.

report eceleb threads as off topic.

>>217674966
>>217675105
nah, I felt like the ending verified that he wasn't hallucinating
doubt they'd pick up the black box if he was just schizo rambling

Shiet I would look so autistic if I went and saw this alone I need a date, any girls here wanna go?

>>217678572
>this movie thread in the movie board? yeah, it's off-topic

>>217669973
yeah no. He's been big for over a decade and has deals with youtube. Humble origins maybe, but still has his lefty takes when he can't help himself.

>>217678287
I’m going later today, I’ll let you guys know what my theater’s demographic looks like

>>217666199
Haha, yeah!
Yeah, woo!
Haha, alright!

>>217678533
Just wait like a week and then go see it

>>217678608
Just pick up a tranny gf at the movie

>>217664957
Whatever he saw in that game (which isn't much, if at all), I respect that he just found something to love about it and went all in with it. Honestly, I'd like to see him work with the directors of "The Endless" or "Something in the Dirt". Feels like their style and interests would align perfectly for a cryptic horror movie.

>>217678287
Sounds like your average zoomer/markiplier fan.They're the only ones excited for this slop.

>>217664957
the boy is insanely cute shota hot

>>217678608
>Shiet I would look so autistic if I went and saw this alone
that's what i'm doing
if anyone ITT can recommend this
is it a good movie if I hate youtubers+meme games? is it a good movie on its own

>>217677435
>The audio mixing was pretty shit, a lot of the time
why do people, add random commas

>>217670592
>>217672737
>gets proven wrong with 10-second google search
>spams unc memes
NPCs

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>>217677532
This is such deranged gibberish I thought it was copy pasta.

The only people who are going to watch this film are Markiplier fans and film youtubers.

can someone please tell me if it's good? all I can find on youtube is one trailer which doesn't sell me on the movie (it just seems like a live action video game cut scene or something) and people making epic style "react" videos making stupid fucking faces in rooms full of RGB LEDs and Funkos and rambling about nothing, can't even be bothered to watch that shit

>>217681346
nah I went to see it because I liked the game

>>217681615
If you know exactly what you're getting into (a faithful adaptation of the game), then I don't think there's much room for disappointment because the movie is exactly that

>>217681764
this is the most generic safe bullshit social media fag answer possible
i have never played the game and i dont want to watch a bunch of gameplay vids which may spoil the movie and.or bore me to death while i try to discern what the movie might be like... is this a good scifi movie or not

>>217670451
>TRY TO GET YOUR COMBAT MULTIPLIER EVEN HIGHER

>>217681830
The movie recreates a game about one man welded into a submarine navigating a mysterious ocean of blood. You must decide whether that's a good experience or not, because for other people "good" would mean another star wars or Dune full of battles and vast casts

>>217681615
A guy leaving the showing before mine said "It did everything it needed to do to be a good movie." That's a great way to put it. Before the FX shots in the third and fourth acts, it get a LOT out of flickering lights and LEDs. If you like filmmaking, you will admire getting the most from the least. If you're a normie, you will say nothing happens for an hour. If this was a studio movie, there would have been many more external shots of the submarine as opposed to one during the climax.

If you can make it through the longest 45 minutes in film aka Wavelength, you can make it through Iron Lung. The only real gripe I have is that you can tell this was a single brained script from a neophyte because the convict seems to understand concepts he shouldn't for the sake of moving the plot along.

>>217682123
>the convict seems to understand concepts he shouldn't for the sake of moving the plot along.
Concepts like what, I watched the movie and didn't notice any leaps

>>217666199
Can’t wait for Mike the Trekkie’s passive aggressive insults to Markiplier being a gamer while Mike masturbates to Picard again and again.

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>>217664957
I speak for everybody when I say that we simply shan't watch anything that involves somebody that calls themselves "Markiplier". These youtubers should stick to grooming their fans on minecraft, and stop attempting to encroach on the mental space of regular people.

>>217664957
Chadkiplier nations will always support our dear leader!

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Played this (same creator as iron lung/dusk/bunch of other stuff and this sort of ties everything into one universe). The new lore actually isn't new shit added by markiplier, this is all Szymanskino

>>217666199
Realisticly Markplier already outclassed them by daring to make something sincere instead of cowering behind le irony. Would you care if you made a real movie and the directors of SpaceCop had anything to say about it?

>>217670795
HOLY TRVKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movie Made me think of some weird combination of Saw 1, the beginning of Oldboy, most of Cube, and the set design for something like city of lost children, or maybe more accurately the creepy fallout bunker film that director made beforehand.

Pretty cool to see something like that in the current movie landscape.

>>217666199
Good. Fuck YouTuber slop.

>>217682179
Just sub stuff and the nature of the mission. Its not as glaring as never not understanding the speaker that flickers in and out. Sometimes you only get the general idea of what what said to him based on how he responds.

>>217681984
>youtube algo and audience-retention compliant response, beep boop
fuck off, nigger

>>217683899
Ironic that the response you're looking is what would be an actual clickbait algo response, like "HOOOOLY SHIT IT'S THE FUCKING BEST MOVIE EVER GO GO GO LUNGBROS WE'RE EATING GOOD TONIGHT"

you're not as self-aware as you think you are

>>217682123
Youre calling this good? really?

>>217681984
>>217682123
>If you're a normie, you will say nothing happens for an hour
this false dichotomy of either "you like/support this or you're a dumb transformers LOTR explosions normalfag" is absurd. there are plenty of movies with a small cast and claustrophobic environments which are good/decent

I'm asking for some critique of this as a movie on its own merit. Is it a slow burn? Are the effects good? Is there something to the plot? Or is it just some youtube eceleb faggot who is banking on name recognition doing nothing on a single set for 1.5 hours?

films that come to mind
Sphere
All Is Lost
that one where Kraczynski gets buried in the desert by terorirsts

>>217683996
>where Kraczynski gets buried in the desert by terorirsts
you're thinking about Ryan Reynolds in Buried

>>217664957
Just finished it. Was pretty good. You don't usually see a picture that has a ton of blood and hardly any is from wounds
Felt very Source Code, y'know, guy in a box, only vague idea of why he's in the box
Sad this and Shelter look like they're losing to Melania this weekend(at least if my theater is anything to go by, it probably isn't)
>>217666199
>Red Letter Media
Is that some kind of commie shit?

>reading reviews on IMDb
>The ambition really paid off for this movie, it was incredibly well done! Some dialogue was difficult to understand, but that's really my only complaint with it. The story, the world, everything was well done. This is a very Eldrich horror kind of movie and goes absolutely insane in the end in a fascinating way. Way to go Mark!!
these people actually think he's their friend
I have made this mistake as an autist thinking bullies IRL were my friend. But how do these normalfags think some eceleb to whom they're a number on a spreadsheet is their friend? Everyone "knows" but they still act the wrong way...

>>217684039
>you're thinking about Ryan Reynolds in Buried
Kek. Why did I mix these guys up? And almost Dane Cook, a little bit, but not quite.

>>217683996
The plot does develop, things aren't as simple as initially set out. Like the game, the tension and deterioration increases throughout the movie. I think the effects, without giving anything away, did the job. I'm just more satisfied that there are no blatantly stupid decisions in the movie, which is often what annoys me most. The movie isn't just talking (e.g. Locke), there's a lot of interaction with the environment. I don't watch Markiplier at all, so the name meant nothing to me.

>>217684076
>eceleb
Y'know you're on the internet right? Shit, it'd be one thing to scoff at internet celebrities but what the fuck are you doing? You should be scoffing at normal celebrities, "pfft, normal celebrities? Why aren't they on the internet?", like that

>>217684188
fuck off back to the youtube comment section, retard

>>217684298
brother we're in a comment section RIGHT NOW

>>217684342
this is a discussion thread you underage brown faggot, this is not a 'comment section'
this reminds me of when newfag teenyboppers find out about le edgy old Internet site and come here and act shocked when it's not a kiddie table like their discord/roblox chat on twitch/etc

>>217684363
Semantics, the only difference is the lack of images

>>217684442
I don't understand why you people even come here. Just stick to youtube, braindead NPC. You are exactly like the boomers with Fox News and other Talmudvision worship. "Digital native" normalfags were a mistake.

>>217681072
hows finasteride treating you

>>217684493
Your inability to disprove my statement has left you flustered

>>217684493
They killed our site, after the hack and way before, the quality dropping so fast so hard. You can't even get a decent convo going on.

>>217684519
>disprove
you act like you provided proof by using the term semantics. You didn't even attempt to support your argument. Given that, any disagreement could be framed that way. It's a waste of my time to argue with some youtube comment section meatbot, I'm just here to hurl vitriol at you and try to coax you into explaining yourself, which you'll never do because you can't... because there is no rationale to any of it. You are just a consoomer

>>217678344
It's just south asians larping as white to get away with rarted takes

Just got back from the theater. Far from the worst thing I’ve seen, but it was just a tedious bloated version of the game. Wouldn’t recommend unless you’re a big markiplier fan.

>>217684532
>>217684493
I tried to show my nephew this site over the holidays and he kept referring to threads as "the chat" and was perplexed when the file selector menu didn't autopopulate with searchable gifs. Giving normies social media from a young age is worse than the boomer lead poisoning phenomenon by far.

>>217684579
>You didn't even attempt to support your argument.
Let me spell it out then
>4chan
>OP makes a post
>all replies are in the thread

>Youtube
>OP makes a comment
>all replies are in the thread

Now apply the same standard to yourself and explain the significant mechanical difference beyond the ability to add images

>>217684649
The chat? That's fucking grim. What gets me is that these people they don't go to forums, don't use websites, nothing but social media and streaming, every single day all day. How is it possible not to get bored? Not asking for coders here, but a bit more curiosity? Piracy? Nothing.

>>217684650
Threading as you describe is just a matter of formatting--it's really the only sane way to do comments and replies. But that doesn't mean everything that utilizes threads is a "comment section"--that's ridiculous. Even Discord has threads nowadays and that's a chat application.

Threads on a traditional forum or imageboard imply a certain structure; OP is not just a "comment" but often a long-form post, and replies are meant to be on topic. In the case of an imageboard, OP's comment and pic/video are the subject and tone, whereas on something like YouTube, the product (usually a long advertisement nowadays) is the subject and the 'OP' of a thread is just a commenter generally spamming some one-off braindead mass appeal nonsense or other form of engagement bait in order to farm upvotes. The comments there are also heavily moderated and get buried by engagement bait comments rather than being displayed sequentially as they are here and on traditional forums.

There's more to it than this, but that's a good start. This is not a "comment section." You are a retard.

>>217684788
>conversations between two people are just, like, the comment section of life, maaaan...

>>217684788
>OP's comment and pic/video are the subject and tone,
OP isn't even supposed to be posting a 'comment,' it's a 'post'

>>217684788
You're stating the difference in context and how it's commonly used, but the mechanics are the same. You can make a 10,000 character comment on Youtube if you really want to.
>the 'OP' of a thread is just a commenter generally spamming some one-off braindead mass appeal nonsense or other form of engagement bait in order to farm upvotes.
yeah like you never see this on /b/ or /tv/

>>217684788
Holy fucking shit you are severely triggered by one of the most popular websites ever and anyone associating with it
Now this is autism

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>>217685097
>unc wrote a wall of text he be triggered ong look at all dat shit zamn zazazaza

>>217664957
does it end with a jump scare like the "game"?

>>217681040
Learn English grammar, retard.

>>217685044
>You're stating the difference in context and how it's commonly used, but the mechanics are the same
Wrong, there are updoots, comments are not displayed sequentially but according to their updoots or downdoots, also shadowbans, there is no media sharing, the topic is not the OP but rather the video AKA the advertisement you're watching

>>217666219
>This is the kind of movie /tv/ should be interested in
kys

>>217685191
>oh oh no, is that a YouTuber?
>aaaaahhhhh the celeb, noooo
Yeah, you're triggered as fuck. You can't give a fucking movie a chance because the big bad celeb is in it

>>217685219
It sounds like this is more a personal vendetta with youtube if you're focused on calling every video an advertisement

>>217685209
That's the point I was making.
Correct: A lot of the time, the audio mixing was pretty shit.
Also correct: The audio mixing was pretty shit a lot of the time.
Incorrect: A lot of the time, the audio mixing was pretty shit.
Learn dependent clauses, nigger

>>217666219
But it's baaaad because ecelebs!

>>217685256
>It sounds like this is more a personal vendetta with youtube if you're focused on calling every video an advertisement
or maybe that's just an accurate assessment of what it is and how it's used today, newfag. Youtube was great prior to about 2017/2018. I bet you don't even remember the great memory holing and all of the >this video may contain fake news. Were you even over the age of 12 in 2018?

>>217685276
>>217685247
>t. consoomer mad someone criticized, categorically, his simulated Internet friend

>>217677532
least insecure /tv/ poster projecting his failures onto complete strangers in a youtuber movie thread

>my local movie theater now serves booze
When did that happen?

>>217685271
You said the same thing is both correct and independent, kike

>>217685408
correction: your original comment is incorrect, copy pasted mine by mistake
Incorrect: The audio mixing was pretty shit, a lot of the time
to clarify: you are retarded

>>217677532
What the fuck am I reading? I can't even tell if you're the guy who likes or hates Markiplier.

>>217685355
>>217685276
>>217685256
iPad kids be like
>Nooo! You can't just criticize my heckin faceless Jewish megacorp platform!
lol what the fuck, where is the spirit of revolution in these youngsters? Gen Z was supposed to be the next Hitler generation or something

>>217664957
I hope its good game seemed interesting and concept
>>217685532
>Gen Z was supposed to be the next Hitler generation or something
Hahahah fucking retard vile scum of a human turd. Thats not gonna ever happen as long as there is people with empathy and critical thinking ability

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I LOVED IT!!

Does Markiplier receive a majority of the profits for this movie?

>>217668107
See the missing ingredient here is actual filmmaking skill

>>217685694
It's self-financed and self-distributed. The only gotcha would be if he promised points to any of his crew or whatever. Otherwise it would seem the rest goes back to him.
Honestly I don't care for him as a YouTuber but I have a lot of respect that he used his money to make a passion project film and did it entirely on his terms.
If his fans weren't so obnoxious I might have gone to see it this weekend.

>>217666220
I mean, this actually released national distribution in theaters. How many theaters did Space Cop run? I want to give them the benefit of the doubt, but Space Cop was an insanely low-effort, low-budget effort. I submit as an example how to do ultra-low budget well is The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra. A hilarious, clever parody of 1950s sci-fi b-films, it was shot on video for like $50,000 over a weekend and is light years ahead in terms of quality, and by people with much less production experience than RLM.