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Anonymous
Has there ever been a movie that has grossly exaggerated history as much as this one did? 02/03/26(Tue)18:53:24 No.217758802 If so, I want to watch it
Give me your best recommendations
>inb4 some babby anon born after 2005 asks what pic rel is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/300_(film)
>300 is a 2006 historical action film directed by Zack Snyder, based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller, which dramatically retells the ancient Battle of Thermopylae

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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:56:33 No.217758853 >>217758802
It's technically capeshit, it's almost scene by scene taken from the comic it is based on. Also it's in-universe propaganda told from the Spartans PoV of course they will not mention the thousand other allies they had in that battle.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:56:58 No.217758860 >>217758802
It's based on the novel. What did you expect? People always get filtered by this.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:58:19 No.217758883 >>217758860
It’s based on a comic
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:59:59 No.217758912 >>217758883
Tomato, tomato
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:00:46 No.217758925 >>217758912
Not in this case
A novel would’ve been more serious. Which is what your post is making it out to be
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:01:19 No.217758934 >>217758925
No.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:02:41 No.217758963 Everyone is this thread is retarded, and yes including me.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:02:54 No.217758968 >>217758934
You can’t claim to be above “filtering” when you get basic things wrong and double down after that, just saying
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:03:46 No.217758980 >>217758802
Anastasia
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:04:01 No.217758986 >>217758968
I can.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:04:47 No.217758998 >>217758802
Those two animated Titanic films, both of which feature talking mice
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:05:02 No.217759003 >>217758986
Great, then you’re dumb
Thanks for playing
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:06:09 No.217759018 >>217758802
Caligula
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:06:17 No.217759023 >>217758802
At no point was it implied or shown, that the movie is trying to be remotely historic or realistic.
It was a beautiful action flick.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:06:54 No.217759033 >>217758802
Pride And Prejudice And Zombies
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:07:20 No.217759041 >>217758802
It was a cool movie, now fuck off.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:07:20 No.217759042 >>217758802
god you are a retard, its not based on history
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:07:53 No.217759057 >>217759023
I know, but the setting and plot was based on the battle of Thermopylae, instead of a fantasy
It did pretty well because it was based on that
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:08:54 No.217759077 >>217759041
Didn’t say otherwise, that’s on you
>>217759042
The battle is a real event, so that is ironic you are calling others that
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:09:02 No.217759081 hidden figures
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:09:05 No.217759083 I wanted to fuck the oracle
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:10:01 No.217759105 >>217759083
The crusty inbred guys on the mountain did
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:11:18 No.217759120 >>217759077
real to whom? Were you there?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:11:44 No.217759128 It was never depicted as a factual account of what happened either in the comic or the movie. It's quite literally presented as a hyperbolic hero's tale.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:12:04 No.217759136 >>217758802
the og trailer was literally passed around on dvd it was that fucking good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6UT5Uur2v8
fuck you OP you massive faggot
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:13:40 No.217759163 >>217759120
Calm down Jaden Smith
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:14:04 No.217759169 >>217759077
you just might be retarded anon, the actual battle and the movie are not the same thing
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:15:13 No.217759180 >>217759136
I didn’t say it wasn’t. You’re seeing things lol
>>217759169
Of course, because the movie took many liberties with it. Meaning it exaggerated. Pls stop making me explain common sense to you, it’s painful bro
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:16:33 No.217759204 >>217758802
The heckin epic warrior society Sparta never existed. There probably was a city state called Sparta which had wars with Athens etc, but basically everything you believe about Spartan society, that they were this ultra-disciplined martial society where everyone trained to be a warrior all their life etc, is entirely made up. Its a myth like Atlantis. Even at the time when those myths were written, people were skeptical because there were barely any ruins indicating a proper city state at the place where Sparta supposedly was located.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:18:29 No.217759232 >>217759180
you dumb fuck, no-one thought it was a literal docodrama of what happened it was a hyped up dramatization on steroids and everyone knew it what the fuck are you even trying to say you stupid cunt?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:18:50 No.217759239 >>217759204
they were probably busy fucking young boys all day, typical greeks
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:19:47 No.217759253 >>217759232
>agrees with me
>still rages like a lunatic and insists on arguing
Based, the voices in your head that tell you to burn things are doing wonders
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:20:56 No.217759271 >>217759253
so in short the movie was fucking awesome and OP is a faggot got it, I think we are done here.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:20:57 No.217759272 Just hide the thread, OP. Pretend it never happened.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:22:09 No.217759293 Yep, it werent real, you're telling me a bunch of dudes standing in a line holding long sticks managed to take over all of persia and ancient indian, the greatest and largest armies of their time?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:22:15 No.217759296 >>217759271
>>217759272
You are not mature enough to discuss much, not really my fault you’re like that
Thanks for the bumps though
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:23:15 No.217759311 >>217759293
Indias armies were never on par with Persia’s, get real
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:24:40 No.217759330 >>217759296
bruh
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:25:38 No.217759347 >>217758802
Woman King
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:25:40 No.217759349 >>217759330
You’re back, which means you can’t even commit to your own statements
What a mess bro
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:27:42 No.217759382 >>217758802
nothing like it exist but there are a lot of pretenders that followed after, in a completely different vein but an awesome hopeless battle that is dramatized is Ironclad (2011) with none other then James Purefoy as a Templar Knight defending a small castle against siege by King John, yes that King John, its not stylized at all but great fun all the same. A single knight and some 1/2 assed tower guards against an army.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:29:15 No.217759405 >>217759382
>the game of thrones lady is in it
Thanks for the suggestion
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:29:54 No.217759417 >>217759296
>I don't actually want movie recs I just want to discuss the persian invasion vs the greeks, this thread was all a ruse tee hee
Go fuck yourself sideways
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:33:15 No.217759465 Why don't brainlets get that what they're watching is the story Dilios tells? The movie gives this scene a very prominent moment.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:33:30 No.217759471 i agree with the thread OP. this is like saying "why wasn't From Hell historically accurate? Victorian England was real!"
that said, Braveheart will always take the cake. there's embellishment or minor inaccuracies, then there's outright contradiction.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:33:38 No.217759473 >>217758883
um excuse me, visual novel, thank you
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:33:44 No.217759475 >>217759417
But you didn’t post any, so why are you roasting yourself? Also, you claimed to be done earlier and you’re back. Make up your mind
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:34:33 No.217759486 >>217759473
i preferred the original manhwa, personally.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:34:59 No.217759495 >>217758802
>Has there ever been a movie that has grossly exaggerated history as much as this one did?
Schindler’s List
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:35:20 No.217759503 >>217759471
The thread agrees with me too. I never said it was bad that it was exaggerated, pretty much you did. And I mean specifically (you), because I highly doubt anyone else gives a fuck about your disagreement with me, no offense
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:35:25 No.217759505 >>217759486
>MANhwa
>mc always looks like a girl
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:38:30 No.217759554 >>217759486
do they even make those anymore, i thought all they made were shitty phone comics with huge ass blank white spaces.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:40:22 No.217759589 >>217759486
What would a kpop leonidas look like
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:41:06 No.217759605 >>217759475
right here buddy >>217759382
how many more do you want? this is my thing, nothing is like 300 but overly dramatized battles of a small group against great odds? hell how many do you want? lets see Ironclad already did that, ther is alos the 2nd one not nearl a good but not awful. King Arthur with Clive Owen, Centurion with Fassbender, The Eagle with Tatum, as I said hell of a lot of these came out, the second 300, rise of an empire would qualify as well, not even getting into the old stuff but that more British history aka Zulu or ww2 stuff aka dirty dozen. Would you like to know more?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:42:34 No.217759638 >>217759605
Uh, sure!
I’m already looking at some trailers for ironclad
Also do you have any for Chinese or Japanese history? Thanks
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:43:20 No.217759645 >>217759475
oh also no idea what you mean by
>you claimed to be done earlier
this is my first post ITT >>217759136
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:43:48 No.217759654 Fuck history, it's more kino like this
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:44:39 No.217759667 >>217759645
Yeah, whatever
Some retard earlier was screaming a lot because he got verbally raped, I assumed he was samefagging as you
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:45:46 No.217759679 >>217759667
He didn't get raped, he BTFO you
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:46:51 No.217759694 >>217759679
Ohhh, yeah
I’m sure he totally gets laid all the time too hahah
Nvm, your takes are probably going to be trash, thanks
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:47:13 No.217759697 >>217759638
>Chinese or Japanese history
nope, if you do go ahead I'm a sucker for small ragtag bunch of "heros" trying to fight a horde, i've seen all of kurosawa and similar stuff like yojimbo and zatoichi, wolf and cub but that more in the lone gunman/lone swords man type genre not the same thing
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:47:50 No.217759708 >>217758802
One thing is sure, if they made the movie today, Leonidas and most of the Spartans would be minorities, while the Persians would be white guys
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:48:21 No.217759716 >>217759503
rough day, anon?
anyway, if we're being a bit more loose with "history", i group picrel in with Braveheart. outright contradictions and misunderstandings of real-world history, American actors with weird Transatlantic accents, it even "borrows" from other contemporary fiction (they didn't realise Nasir in Robin of Sherwood was an original character).
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:48:44 No.217759723 >>217759667
ok, well take my recs or don't in short you will never find anything like 300 in style, it stands alone, in story telling sure there are a bunch as 300 says the story of
>the few who stood against many
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:50:27 No.217759750 >>217759697
Thanks, I guess ip man qualifies too since they talk about Japanese occupation in China now that I think about it
>>217759716
Pretty good actually, this board is slow as fuck and 1 dedicated spastic is pushing this thread fast despite that
I’ll give these a look
>>217759723
Alright, thanks
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:53:49 No.217759794 >>217758802
The worst part about this movie is that it dominated popular culture enough to warp modern perception of Spartans. The average person does not understand it is hyperbole, they think it's overall true (outside the fantastical shit) just like other inaccurate movies like Braveheart.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:56:34 No.217759834 >>217759794
nothing about that is bad, god you /his. fags are the worst, crazy thing is legends of heroic last stands are part of history in legends and popular stories and yet we still get faggots like you
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:59:52 No.217759874 >>217759834
Heroic last stands are one thing, drastically depicting a culture completely inaccurate is another.
I don't give a fuck if they played up Leonidas' death, the worst crime of the movie was acting like Spartans were some retarded "pro freedom" culture which is the exact opposite of who they were.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)20:00:56 No.217759888 >>217758853
Did ancient Greece look like Mordor in the comic book too?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)20:01:11 No.217759893 OP I think you should be watching documentaries and not movies if that’s your issue
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)20:02:15 No.217759907 >>217759893
It’s not an issue
Your assumptions aren’t mine
This is getting tiresome lol
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)20:03:19 No.217759919 >>217759874
gods above you are insufferable and don't even realize it, everyone knows, nobody cares its just cool as shit
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)20:06:19 No.217759955 >>217759919
>everyone knows
that's literally not true. ask the average person what they know about spartans they'll quote 300 verbatim because it's the only relevant piece of media about them.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)20:07:53 No.217759983 This thing. OMG it's so crazy. Never mind it's based on a theory that was discredited by the time the thing was made. They just get so much culturally wrong.
>>217759716
One of the other RH adaptations after this has the muslims using gatling crossbows.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)20:08:55 No.217760002 >>217759983
That movie looks awesome
Thanks
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)20:09:08 No.217760006 >>217759955
i don't give a single wet shit what normies think
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)20:14:14 No.217760085 >>217759983
kings of the sun is sick thanks for reminding me, going to dl it again now, its been too long
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)20:47:11 No.217760651 >>217759983
Ok, it was the 2018 Robin Hood. The opening scene when he's still on crusade. Ye Balck Hawke is downe :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBaB7EewXc8
And then this madlad went and recreated the gizmo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kDY-uB3FTQ
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)20:52:15 No.217760746 >>217760651
what a bunch of faggots, both vids
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:17:14 No.217761139 >>217758802
It exaggerated the reality of the situtation just like greeks did when they wrote about it. It's fiction you stupid tranny. I like it because for some reason Frank Miller and Zack Snyder have been sand in the crack of the ass of every leftist since it came out.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:18:33 No.217761162 >>217759983
This looks absolutely based. Thanks for the recommend faggot.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:18:55 No.217761167 Its one of the last films for men its just cool
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:20:02 No.217761191 >>217761167
And that's why trannies screech endlessly about Zack Snyder. They will never forgive him for making this movie.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:20:03 No.217761192 >>217761139
Everyone knows that
Nobody said it was a bad thing
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:20:57 No.217761212 >>217758963
no you're not
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:22:09 No.217761234 >>217761191
Zack Snyder should never write his own scripts
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:23:40 No.217761254 >>217761192
Except for everyone in this thread and everyone online who won't shut the fuck up about "muh accuracy".
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:25:25 No.217761281 >>217761234
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:25:40 No.217761284 >>217761254
>everyone in this thread
Lol, stop
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:26:28 No.217761297 >>217758802
The Woman King. Inglorious Basterds. Don Bluth's Anastasia. Disney's Pocahontas.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:28:32 No.217761329 >>217761191
>trannies screech endlessly about Zack Snyder.
He cast tranny as Flash.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:29:07 No.217761339 >>217758968
No.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:29:22 No.217761342 >>217758802
Based kino by based Snyder. The sequel wasn’t as good and has two girlbosses but based Themistocles fucks and then kills Eva Green’s character in the end.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:32:35 No.217761398 >>217759023
Did you know that Abraham Lincoln fought vampires like he did in that historical documentary made about him? Picrel.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:33:51 No.217761414 >>217759163
Reel buys real bi's
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:36:17 No.217761461 >>217759716
I tried to watch this but turned it off when I saw the le noble muslim black kang hero.
Not even an arab either, but a mulatto like Morgan Free Man.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:53:58 No.217761748 >>217758802
chink kino like hero, red cliff etc.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:35:50 No.217762421 >>217758802
Have you seen the sequel?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:42:09 No.217762521 Not 50 years after the events in this movie, Sparta was allied with Persia against Athens.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:43:11 No.217762533 >>217762421
Yeah it was fine. The horse running straight from boat to boat and over fire was silly though
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:46:14 No.217762575 >>217758802
schindler's list.
while that's true I know it's not what you're asking for. what comes to mind is sword and sorcery stuff that is based on historical legend like escalibur and yamato takeru. valhalla rising. cowboys and aliens? godzilla minus one? 13 assassins? bahubali for sure. actually now that I think about it bollywood definitely has a lot of this. and now that I think about that, so does disney.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:47:54 No.217762595 >>217758802
>300 spartans myth
>history
Pick one.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:50:09 No.217762630 >>217758802
Probably enemy at the gates
>Shooting your own dudes en masse when you can't supply them with ammo
>Muh psychic sniper who shoots you as youre jumping
>Sending normal conscripts on death charges when you have plenty of penal battalions to expend
>The Germans shoulder to shoulder ready to mow the banzai charge down
Just goofy as hell
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:51:00 No.217762647 >>217759293
god this technology was so fucking good for it's time. so long as they had coverage on their flanks there was literally nothing to do against this. invulnerable in the front.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:51:10 No.217762650 >>217759018
Knowing what I know of Caligula, he woulda done it if he could/had the means
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:55:18 No.217762711 >>217758802
this is one if zack snyders best films,i dont get how you go from this to making batman vs superman and rebelslop
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:56:36 No.217762728 >>217758802
This is one of the most faithful movie adaptations ever, people just dont know what the real source is
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:15:54 No.217763035 It's meant to be exaggerated. It's the Spartans telling a story about themselves…
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:25:39 No.217763186 >>217761167
Based Holly Hunter agrees.
>"It was interesting to be in a movie that had so much testosterone, all these incredibly powerful guys," Hunter said.
>"And I thought that, you know, as a senator, she brought her female-ness to the job in how she listened in her curiosity, in her ability to evaluate," Hunter said of her character. "[It] felt very female to me."
>Hunter had only high praise for 32-year-old Cavill, with whom she spent the most time filming.
>"Henry is utterly adorable ... just a lovely guy," she said. "Utterly lovely."
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:26:59 No.217763201 >>217761234
Right. Snyder can make a damn good adaptation but he doesn't have many original ideas.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:47:47 No.217763538 I did a book report on this film and got an A+ it's just that accurate plus I threatened to rape the teacher
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:50:11 No.217763570 >>217758853
it's also WOT propaganda slop
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:59:11 No.217763706 >>217758802
that one shitty movie starring Tom Hanks as a US senator during the Afghan-Soviet war
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:01:12 No.217763737 >>217763706
Charlie Wilson's War (2007)
Great fucking film, highly overlooked.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:01:18 No.217763739 >>217758802
But it actually fucking happened
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:05:11 No.217763798 >>217763737
as a movie it's okay but it's resonsible for the retarded reddit myth of ''WOWZERS!!! 9/11 was a blowback because to the US support of the Mujahedeen!!!''
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:06:00 No.217763813 >>217762647
>there was literally nothing to do against this
lmao. the romans figure out to.... go around it and basically never lost a battle against a phalanx after Pyrrhus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Thermopylae_(191_BC)
Ironically enough the most famous example being in the fucking hot springs.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:06:48 No.217763827 >>217763706
How CIA created Taliban which defeated the USA twenty years after Dubya invaded Afghanistan and mutts spent trillions to replace Taliban with Taliban.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:11:27 No.217763900 >>217759232
The critics at the time literally complained about the movie not being historic enough, or being too fascist.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:13:14 No.217763928 >>217763798
lol, it was a psyop to make us feel guilty enough to allow the migrant crisis 5 years later.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:15:57 No.217763977 >>217761234
>>217763201
Tell me how many original scripts he wrote. Please. I want to test something.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:27:07 No.217764180 >>217759293
Persia was already dying
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:28:09 No.217764199 Been watching a lot of Chinese movies lately and noticing a pattern
>Chinese expat director
The movie will be absolute misery porn about some poor privileged Chink who was forced to give up their 10 properties and 75 slaves to work a normal job which is so beneath them that they kill themselves. Critics say it's the most important movie you will ever watch.
>Chinese director
Director makes a good film set in China which doesn't spend it's entire runtime harshy criticizing the government. Critics call it CCP propaganda and it gets reviewbombed by redditors on every aggregate site.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:29:44 No.217764232 >>217758802
Yes, The Passion of The Christ.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:44:51 No.217764519 >>217759794
People who don't understand fluent English were furious with it
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:54:42 No.217764673 >>217758802
Schindler's list
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:55:54 No.217764693 >>217764232
That's not even history
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:25:38 No.217765078 >>217759465
Probably because they didn't actually watch the movie.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:28:25 No.217765111 >>217759465
Anon most "people" can't even follow a basic plot and if the movie is even slightly complicated or weird they throw their hands up in the air and say "wow this movie is fucking crazy nothing makes sense!"
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:30:02 No.217765132 >>217764232
inb4 Jimmies rustled greatly aka long-winded autistic screeching from the for some reason pretending to be a devout Christian on 4chan crowd
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:46:33 No.217765365 >>217758802
Schindler's List
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:49:31 No.217765415 >>217758802
Only brown people care this movie and, more specifically, this comic are great.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:44:58 No.217766249 >>217759057
It's based of Herodotus's account of the Battle Of Thermopylae, a battle that happened when he was 4
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:28:34 No.217767053 >>217765415
what are you trying to say, retard?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:47:01 No.217767361 >>217758802
There are less accurate depictions of history put to screen every week. 300 isn't even egregious, it depicts the key beats of the true historical event more faithfully than a lot of Ridley Scott films
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:47:44 No.217767374 >>217763813
It actually seems like they almost always went head to head against it reading the accounts of the battles. If you try to just "go around it" generally the greeks will usually have time to just retreat and decline battle. The two lines of heavy infantry do seem to meet head on even if terrain and/or manipular flexibility fucks up the phalanxes as it goes on, but I'm yet to actually figure out how the Romans close that distance in the first place. I think I understand how the Romans win from when they get in sword distance but have no clue how you get past six comically long spears.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:50:12 No.217767417 >>217759465
What are those goofy ass Sideshow Bob looking feet lmao
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:50:22 No.217767420 >>217759888
It looks like that in real life, it's a barren shithole
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:51:22 No.217767434 >>217758998
Also the entire titanic gets saved by an octopus and literally nobody gets hurt
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:53:11 No.217767460 >>217763827
CIA didnt create the Taliban. This is such a retarded NPC "i read a thread on lelddit about this!" faggot take.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:55:57 No.217767499 >>217759204
source: i made it up
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:56:21 No.217767503 >>217765132
>everyone else is just pretending!
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:07:33 No.217767671 >>217758802
Black Panther's representation of Wakanda's political leadership left something to be desired.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:17:12 No.217767809 >>217767503
Yawn yes, all of you period
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:18:53 No.217767833 >deliberately exaggerated and stylized movie based off of a deliberately exaggerated and stylized comic book isn't historically accurate
OP is so fucking stupid he thought he was watching a documentary
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:20:16 No.217767858 >>217767833
I didn't say it was supposed to be historically accurate, why are you roasting yourself?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:21:16 No.217767876 >>217763035
I didn't say otherwise so I'm not sure why you are embarassing yourself like this.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:25:50 No.217767923 I'm Iranian and my bibi has a picture of this guy in her dining room. He was our ancestor :)
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:27:55 No.217767951 >>217761398
I like this movie.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:46:24 No.217768944 >>217758802
Persian scum mad.
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