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"Dangerous to this battle station, not to your starfleet Commander."
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We don't post our comments about our own family photos on here, anon.
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>>217766437
>Lord Vader, I find it highly inappropriate that you butt in in this conversation with your smug comments.
>We all know about your ability to strangle people remotely, and we all think it's very impressive, but it's hardly more impressive than an ability to destroy an entire planet with our battle station.
>Which reminds me, have you found the stolen plans yet? I've thought not. Why do you not employ your magic powers in your search? Am I to assume they're only useful when pushing around your lessers, but entirely useless in assisting you with the task at hand?
>I suppose the datatapes have no psychic field or "presence in the Force", or whatever you call it. Very tragic.
>This makes me wonder - if you've hypothetically found out you have a long lost son and wanted to connect with him, would you use your sorcerous ways to locate him across the galaxy by meditating on your familial bond? I'm sure that he would have a presence in the Force. Or would your magic fail to help you in this occasion too?
>In case it does, I advise using the probe droids. Unlike your spells, they have a successful track record.
>Now could you please go back to searching for the stolen datatapes?
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