>I'M BA-ACK

i'm back, and all i can say is, baltimore orioles number one!

>>217767747
kino

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The Independence Day aliens don't seem like the type who'd abduct people and perform weird experiments. That's something you'd expect of skinny grey aliens.

>>217768685
Where’s its cock?

>>217768738
Spiraling around behind him.

>>217767747
Hi, BAAAAAAAAAAACK.

>>217768685
Cool design

What does number two have? Jeff goldblum. If that's your star, your movie is doomed.

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>>217767747
>PROBE TO PROBE

>>217768738
That's not its body, that's a suit of organic power armor. The real alien is a little blue fella who probably doesn't have a cock because his species only reproduces through mass cloning or some gay shit.

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>>217767747

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Alright you alien assholes! In the words of my generation:
>LEEROOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!

>>217767747
>>217767785
lel

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>>217767747
Mulder, there is no such things as aliens...

>>217768685
m8 you do remember that's bioarmor and they're conventional greys underneath that right

And then and then he crashes into the World Trade Center that was hosting a puppy show! xD

>>217768685
Those Protoss aliens aren't the only aliens in that universe

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>>217769643
>Will smith didn’t even knock the alien out; he knocked out his outfit

>>217769480
When he said that, I jumped up spilling my popcorn and shouted KINOOO!!

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>>217771215
>And when the little ship they pilot goes into the mothership, why aren’t the aliens asking “isn’t that the 1950s model?” That would literally be like watching 2 turtles drive an Edsel into your garage

>>217771215
>>217771354

>the aliens' computers are affected by a virus made by a human using a program

>>217768685
I would rape

>>217771354
i loved that one scene with heebie kikeberger

>>217768738
snowplow accident

>>217771215

I miss that nigga like no other

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>>217768685
>the alien bisection scene where they cut open the power armour made me addicted to asmr

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>>217769480
I kek'd at that for actually no reason

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>>217771541
anon he was meant to be like wicked smaat or something

>>217771215
Welcome to Earf

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>>217772127
there's no hidden agenda there, right?

>You can thank me for this later
>*ptoo*

>You can thank me for this later
>*proooo* :D

>>217769480
>Oh my God, he just flew in...

>>217767747
>flies his plane up the butthole of the spaceship as payback for the aliens probing his butthole
It's like pottery.

>>217767747
>shitter's full!

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>>217768685

>millions of people vaporized on screen
>doggo magically misses being turned into bonus spareribs

>>217771541
>>217772127
He was able to do that because the aliens hijacked Earth satellites in the beginning of the movie to coordinate their attack. They're the ones who connected their tech to human tech in the first place.
It's not exactly an airtight explanation but they did at least set a precedence and give us something more than just a "he smart" handwave.

>>217771742
Kek

So what did the aliens want? To come live here or to enslave humans? If it's the latter it seems stupid to wipe out millions of potential slaves, and if it's the former it seems stupid to turn entire cities into ash and rubble

>>217773179
Earf... and wotah...

>>217772900
Dawww so cute! Honestly, it's like if human midgets were using giant chad body skinsuits

>>217773179
They really, REALLY wanted to inspect our buttholes

>>217773179
it was "muh resources" because writers are retarded and have no sense of scale. these aliens could stripmine the moon clean and we would be powerless to stop them, theres zero reason to bother with earth

>>217767747
>Character who was anally probed shoves a missile up the UFO's ass
Poetry

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>>217773619
he shoves himself up the aliens ass*

>>217768767
Fuck this guy.

>>217772711
based

very memorable

>>217773179

Earth is special 'cause it's a "Goldilocks world": it's not too hot, it's not too cold. I imagine lots of aliens would want Earth just for its temperature.

My friends and I in Los Angeles help immigrants by giving them food, water and warm and clean clothes. We also look out for ICE vehicles and warn them.

>>217773753
the Alien mothership is 500 miles wide and can travel between stars.
They could easily produce huge habitats in space with the exact layout, design and distance to the star they prefer.
planets are vastly overrated in terms of space colonization, they are practically worthless when you got interstellar travel and construction solved (which the aliens clearly have)

>>217773179
It was about sending a message

>>217773782
The OTHER aliens, am I right?

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>>217772900
Sexo

>>217767747
makes me cry ery time

>>217772978
BOOMER
WILL LIVE
SMITH'S ASS
WILL NOT

>>217772978
>boomer... will live...

>>217773500
If the events of the movie actually happened, humans would have zero chance of stopping them whatsoever. If we applied real life logic, it wouldn't matter what the aliens did. It would be like ants in an anthill trying to stop a modern tank.

If this movie happens for real, we're fucked, right?

>>217774159
You think Trump will rally the nations of the world and get into a jet to fight the aliens? No, he'd launch nukes at everyone else, blow us all up, and then shit himself

>>217774159
Imagine a WWI-era biplane going up against a modern craft, about 100 years' difference in tech. These aliens are like 100,000 years more advanced than humans. What do you think?

>>217774159
They're gonna probe us to death.

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all this movie needed was a huge land battle to be a perfection
>pic rel leading the last stand
>soldiers going full rambo with automatic weaponry, tearing alien bio-suits to shreds
>boomer jumping on an alien and biting his head off
>tons of badass one-liners and last words

>>217773179
Berserker aliens who wipe out other intelligent life which would be a threat

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>>217773179
>>217773500
>>217773792
>>217773802
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This movie was kino but I don't remember anything about the 2nd movie except they made the scientist character a faggot for some reason.

>>217774270
They still require close range, line of sight, slow shooting laser guns. They have missiles or BVR weapons. That's terrible technology and below our current level. They were nothing without their shields. A single missile could take them down and they had no flare countermeasures. Their soldiers were also easily defeated with standard guns.

>>217772075
Oh cwap

>>217771541
Humans reverse engineered alien tech from the crashed ship. That's where microprocessors and the computing boom came from. Our tech is the same as theirs.

>>217774391
>RAMIREZ LAST MAG, MAKE IT COUNT

>The Jewish comedy relief character

>>217774270
>These aliens are like 100,000 years more advanced than humans.
That advanced and they'd be traveling between galaxies if not dimensions/timelines and wouldn't need Earth for anything.

>>217767747
Just wanted to make a shit post returning from my ban, you guys are retarded.

>>217775221
UP. YOUUUURRRSSSSS!!!!

>>217775221
HEEEEEE'S BAAAAAAAACK

>>217767747
Movies need to bring back sentient aliens who are evil for evil sake.

>>217773792
This. If you have a boat, then obviously you can make your own island.

>>217774159
>Orbital kinetic bombardment, galactic biowarfare, mind raping devices beyond our comprehension.
We're not gonna make it.

>>217775447
if the sea journey takes hundreds of years even under the most optimistic circumstances then yes, your ship essentially has to be a self sustained island

>>217767747
This movie straight up ruined Hollywood

>>217775710
wdym

Some sorry-ass motherfucker has actually created an I'M BLAAAAAACK thread...

>>217775447
I want to make my own island away from everyone. Everything wrong with my life is other people's fault and EVERYONE else is to blame.

https://youtu.be/ppo-mrIhgeA?si=3mBeZo40fw28oWMh

>>217776227
don't advertise your thread in other threads.

>>217775600
All the aliens would have to do is fire off an EMP destroying electronics on earth & sit back & wait a couple weeks and 90% of the planet would be dead

>>217771541
This is a bit of a head canon but I assume the Alien ship would never expect a computer virus attack, so they basically had zero anti-virus and an outdated system.

>ctrl+I'm Brap
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And now I am sad.