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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:54:57 No.217768303 >no sex you will have.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:58:11 No.217768339 You don't need to see the prequels.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:06:05 No.217768430 >>217768303
Yoda never said that.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:09:36 No.217768478 >>217768430
It's part of the Jedi doctrine. He most likely said something to the effect of that at some point.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:11:48 No.217768512 >>217768303
Sooo.....how do they make new jedis then?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:13:20 No.217768536 >>217768512
They kidnap children and indocrinate them.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:14:41 No.217768553 >>217768536
These are the protagonists?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:15:42 No.217768574 >>217768303
Not with women, no...but hey, little green bussy doesn't count.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:18:15 No.217768603 >>217768478
Then why were Kit Fisto and Aayla Secura fucking?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:18:21 No.217768606 >>217768303
What the fuck is that retarded frog thing
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:19:46 No.217768622 >>217768603
They were hot and not retarded like Anakin
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:21:26 No.217768642 >>217768603
In what story did that happen? I question whether their genitals would be compatible
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:30:06 No.217768747 >>217768606
That was the old young Yoda
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:30:07 No.217768748 >>217768339
Based. Star Wars movies ended in 1983, and the last bit of Star Wars media was released on the N64, Rogue Squadron.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:32:06 No.217768777 >>217768303
>Not with a Jedi..
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)06:00:06 No.217769067 Yoda is the only sex jedi master around, he basically raped Luke.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)07:27:40 No.217769763 >>217768303
Not like I was having any before
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)07:28:48 No.217769773 >>217768430
he did, but OP missed the comma after no
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)07:56:23 No.217769978 >>217768512
The Jedi could have sex just not form attachments. No doubt the Jedi peacekeepers were fucking the locals as much as the UN peacekeepers do. IIRC in one of the books Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan ran into a jedi on a backwater planet that was addicted to whores but the Jedi council didn't give a fuck
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:01:06 No.217770018 >>217768642
It was in an old Legends comic. In Star Wars most species are compatible at least the humanoid ones.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:02:21 No.217770033 >>217768303
I got a girlfriend. This shit isn't worth it if you're an introvert.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:04:27 No.217770051 >>217768303
Jedi went from being family men with kids to weird, creepy asexual cultists. Thanks George.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:06:41 No.217770073 >>217770051
Jedi used to have white families with a wife and three children and large suburban houses in high-trust neighborhoods
Why did George take this from us
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:09:26 No.217770101 >>217768536
The Jedi are LGBTQABCXYZ+?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:14:36 No.217770142 >No sex for a few months?! You ask the impossible master! No one of age could possibly go without sex for a half year without turning insane or dying!
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:15:47 No.217770150 >>217769773
Heh, it's like I'm back in the elementary.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:19:02 No.217770172 >>217770142
>WHAT DO YOU THINK THE YOUNGLINGS ARE FOR?!
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:36:55 No.217770322 >>217768748
Cringe boomer. You’re the exact type of manchild faggot Disney Wars tried to appeal. You make me sick. The OG Battlefronts alone mog anything you like.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:42:05 No.217770370 >>217768748
>didn't get into empire at war, battlefront or kotor
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:45:05 No.217770394 >>217768748
i get not liking the prequels but goddamn, imagine missing out on KOTOR because of your pathetically smug allegiance to the OT. people like you are why nu wars turned out the way it did.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:06:27 No.217770605 >>217770172
>UH, KILLING? DUUUH YOU OLD FART!
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:07:41 No.217770617 >>217768478
You can have as much sex as you want as long as you don't form attachments.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:32:52 No.217770896 >as long as you kill the younglings afterwards
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:33:51 No.217770906 >>217768777
Based Sheev.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:35:48 No.217770923 >>217768430
That's not Yoda, retard. Pic related is Yoda.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:36:33 No.217770932 >>217770172
Didnt know Jedi Master Epstien was on the council
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