>>217768764
I don't get it
Is the joke sex?

>>217768776
yeah
incense = incest

>these are 20 year old girls

>>217768764
Apologies womankind, I wasn't familiar with your game.

>>217768764
Connor is gay. They should take his pay and give it to Tamara.

Is she retarded, what if he wanted mom son incest

>>217768764
contrived joke

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I'm an only child. Do anons with sisters ever think about it?

>>217769024
No my sister is fucking gross
I've seen her tits and my friends in high school all said she was hot but no fucking way
First off you know all the retarded shit they've ever done, but also all the gross shit, all the ugly crying, retarded yelling fights with their parents, and so on and so forth
I'm almost thirty now but I still remember being told to go beat each other with sticks by our drunk father; she's my sister not a fucking date
She is a fucking hoe though; total slut who's current boyfriend is in prison and has had up to three boyfriends at a time in the past, so if you see her shoot your shot she can only really upgrade and puts out easy

>>217769024
Fuck no. My sister is obese and looks like me and my brother.

oy vey, I am the most jewish anon ITT

>>217769024
I jerk off to incest porn daily and I dont think about my sister that way

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>>217768764
Them trying is the funny part

>>217769024
I have 4 sisters and no, you simply aren’t attracted to them no matter how their objective body and face numbers stack up.

>>217769024
the only way you could is if you weren't raised together. i have twin hapa cousins i would totally fuck but my sisters definitely not

>>217769024
>Do anons with sisters ever think about it?
This is a thought that only someone without siblings can have. Having a sister is like having a living mirror reflecting every aspect of yourself that you are insecure about and hate + she's a manipulative little shit and retarded. Plus they fucking reek.

>>217769024
Only if you were molested at a young age

i was distracted by my urge to breed both so didn't really find it funny.

What a terrible setup for a joke. Nobody writes diaries anymore. What man wants incense for their birthday? Also the joke was stolen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPs8f50_4OM

>>217769319
He didn't really want incense retard learn to interpret media

>>217769368
lmao youre dumb. You don't even get the premise of some shitty youtube sketch.

>>217769383
You can't tell without context whether the joke is that he wants to fuck her or if it's that she misread incense

>>217768793
Ohh kek that is funny.

Only if boob humor makes a comeback
https://youtu.be/RXTJMBqwtew?si=tDy2SsOpe_61kAxD

>>217768764
Only fat black women for me

>>217769242
Westermarck effect is pretty interesting. I saw a documentary once that was about siblings who only met for the first time as adults and had become couples.

>>217769401
She misread incense. Go be dumb somewhere else.

>>217769024
Oh thank God the replies are normal. If this were /pol/....
Anyways humans legit have a built in mechanism that prevents them from being attracted to their immediate family members (siblings, parents and children)
The exceptions are legitimately ill, their brain chemistry is off and they're likely to be into other degenerate shit

>>217769135
>>First off you know all the retarded shit they've ever done, but also all the gross shit, all the ugly crying, retarded yelling fights with their parents, and so on and so forth

That makes sense. Also probably goes a long way to not putting women up on a pedestal, huh?

>>217769409
I've got jungle fever so bad bros

Someone post "you don't cars in a street"

>>217768764
Did a woman write the scene?

>>217769409
This one is kind of funny.

>>217769024
Here's an easy way to understand why you wouldn't be attracted to your sister:
You see in her face similarities with ALL your family, not just the cute girl side.
You also could see parts of your grandfather or your dad or uncle and all male family members
It's not a random girl that happens to live with you nigger, it's your SIBLING and what makes her SIBLING is literally sharing genes which includes face arrangement.

>>217768764
>can no longer google image search faces
>can't ask gemini or grok because they're retards
what's the fucking show reeee

>>217768799
I don't know, the blonde one seems to be pushing 30

>>217769562
CrackerMilk

>>217769595
>it's just shitty youtube shorts
well fuck
ty thoughbeit

>>217769135
>so if you see her shoot your shot she can only really upgrade and puts out easy
Nice, what's her socials?

>>217769024
Maybe when I was 14 and if she was wearing a paperbag over her face.

>>217768764
brevity is the soul of wit
but i guess content impact needs length instead of hits

>>217769412
that sucked

>>217769024
I objectively know my sister is an attractive woman, but I wouldn't want to touch her in an intimate way ever, it's just how a brain is wired when you had a normal upbringing.

I did want to fuck my niece though, but that's probably because I saw her only once a year and she was literally flirting with me. We both were 12 or something.

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>>217771015
>I did want to fuck my niece though, but that's probably because I saw her only once a year and she was literally flirting with me.

I' m a monster... ;_;

>>217769440
Also if you grew up in different families, whether due to foster care or whatever the fuck.

>>217769024
You think I'm gonna let some other dude fuck my sister? Nah, if anyone's gonna bang her, it's gonna be me. Outta respect.

>>217769024
when I was a kid, my friend wanted me to borrow him my toy periscope so he could spy on his older sisters as they would be in the bathroom
the other kid said he touched his baby sister's snatch because it looked funny

>>217768764
>misunderstanding based on two words that sound similar when spoken but are spelled very differently
>set up is she read it in his diary
whoever wrote that sketch is fucking retarded

>>217768764
I just got hard

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>>217771344
It's the lack of oxygen.

>>217771344
It was an audio diary like in star trek

>>217769024
when i was going through puberty i used to suck on my sister's dildo after she'd used it
but it wasn't because it was her's specifically, i was just horny for pussy

>>217769264
Sounds like you have an ugly sister, mate.

>>217771344
also 1) he's a grown man who loves incense so much that other people know he loves it 2) but doesn't just buy it for himself despite how cheap incense is and 3) that other girl didn't already get it for him

>>217769024
Hell no

>>217768764
wow this is just like summertime saga

>>217771344
>>217771477
>>217771517
Are you guys retarded? The joke is that the blonde (who didn't read the diary) thought her BF was into incense, whereas the sister and him were fucking the whole time and he wrote about his incestuous fantasies in his diary.

>>217769024
older sister and no, its just a hot taboo in fictional contexts

>>217769024
>itt:homosexuals

>>217769024
No but I autistically stare at my older sister's face because she's very pretty and beauty like that is rare in today's world.

>>217771540
you're an actual moron

>>217771540
>the blonde (who didn't read the diary) thought her BF was into incense
Why would she think this if it wasn't true, she either knows that he wants incense or read the diary correctly.

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is there anything more cringe than comedy police?

>>217771583
maybe she caught him googling incest and he said it auto corrected from incense to cover
i choose to believe the hot girl fucked her brother

>>217771546
That took me a second because I forgot there was actually a time when white people would want to own blacks.

>>217769024
No. I do think about my cousin though

>>217768776
Only comedy women know

>>217768764
why would a guy want incense? h I get it hes gay a wouldnt find his ugly sister attractive anyway haha

>>217771344
the joke is women cant read

>>217768764
Too forced with the additional "incense ?" and extra few seconds, but yes actually a joke for once (even if some may say it's "muh vagina")

>>217769024
I used to finger my twin sister back in middle school

>>217771565
good morning

>>217769024
I only have brothers and I "want" to fuck "my sister" but if I had one I'm sure I'd be disgusted
It's like everyone has a mother, but guys into "mommy" stuff rarely want to fuck their actual mother

>>217769242
Not being raised together supposedly leads to a reverse Westermarck where they actually become incredibly attractive

>>217771546
hehehe

>>217772267
maybe he's religious or a pot smoker

>>217772418
I'm into mommy stuff and I think it's because I hate my mother

>>217771477
how do you read an audio diary

>>217771546
That's honestly a good one

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Of course. Sarah Squirm is the queen of gross out humor! Don't watch if you're squeamish!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVvh3V_GUg4

>>217769409
I think this might be my favorite

I mean come on. for a girl it's pretty funny. also hot

>>217769024
you really really really shouldn't

>>217772480
Many such cases

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>>217769024
No no and no fucking way, sister and mother cannot even be considered sexual beings. I always laugh with my wife who has brother how siblings are portraites in cinema almost as lovers.

>>217768764
you're wrong

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>>217769024
>half-sister got the Chreub face from her dad's side of the family
>but she also got their schizophrenia
It was always too late.

>>217772131
>>217768776
left side of the curve must be hella fun

>>217771481
ew

>>217768764
Sauce.

>>217769135
my mom used to give us knives and tell us to kill each other if we got into too big of a fight, worked everytime

>>217769440
it's not just family members, it's also people that were raised alongside you, iirc there's a name for this but I can't remember at all what it is. I remember reading a summary of a study about it but even then afterwards I thought that didn't make sense since in some cultures all the children from a same generation are raised collectively so that'd bar similar age-group relationships locally. I wasn't patient enough to look more into it though so maybe I just misunderstood.

>>217774805
oh nvm this anon said it here >>217769417
I'd like the name of that documentary, must be strange odds that this kind of thing happens at all.

>>217771605
and then he made a diary entry to back up his story, smart kid

>>217772267
to clear out the sex musk after he's done with his incest, duh

>>217769024
Makes the hairs in the back of my spine stand up. Hell no she isn’t even pretty

>>217772871
sibliings like this exist, although the two pairs I've seen act this way had a lot of trauma bonding from bad childhoods. You shoulda chosen the incest siblings that Ross got involved with for the pic though.

>>217768764
Funny women are rare. But I have worked with, and dated a few over the years. Life kinda takes the humor away from them over time. Humor is a precious gift, boys. If you can make people laugh you've got a powerful tool. I think it's often a sign of high intelligence. But whatta I know? I'm a big stupid.

Who is the blonde?

>>217771481
What did it taste like, maybe you were actually just gay for fake dicks

>>217772480
Weird. I hate your mom too and I'm not into mommy stuff.

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>>217774761
>worked everytime
How many of your siblings did you kill?

>>217771481
This is the fucking gayest shit I've read today nigger.

>>217771481
like when it was still wet? that's gnarly

>>217769024
sisters and mother? hell naw
but aunties and cousins?? HELL YES!!
i've sniffed their shoes, socks, panties, given them foot massages, spied on them in the shower, licked their feet while they slept
all the classic brownoid low iq shenanigans you might expect from a 3rd world nigger like me

>>217769409
Dante vs Vergil

>>217771575
Based
>>217772405
If I had a twin sister would I have avoided being khhv?

>>217769169
Kek, so if your sister was hot you would?

>>217769593
Neither of those women are blonde.

>>217776700
The non-sister one is clearly blonde though

>>217769024
Any man who lives with a woman they cant fuck becomes repulsed by them fairly quickly. Women are terrible human beings

>>217769024
The straight ones do

>>217769024
my sister has fat tits but I still don't really want to fuck her

>>217769427
This is crackerjack.au, they definitely meant incest.

>>217769024
no
I have two sisters, one older and one younger
fucking disgusting
especially that period of life around 12-15 when they couldn't throw out a tampon correctly to save their fucking life
I still remember seeing a bloody tampon sitting on the edge of the sink, dripping a small amount of blood into the sink

>>217777131
I should add, them having friends, that was nice
not as nice when they brought their boyfriends over though

>>217771481
>didn't ride it
okay faggot

What isn't talked about enough is that sisters smell bad

>>217769024
I fooled around with my sister when I was young, I was 6 and she was 10 or 11. I'm sure she was being abused by someone at the time and she may have just wanted to see what it was like to be on the giving end of things. I just happened to be there as an easy outlet.

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>women
>funny

>men only see women as sex objects
>women make jokes about them being sex objects
>this makes men angry
Poor women, they literally cant win

>>217775837
kek it always ended with us crying and our mom looking like she just dog whispered us I did knife a kid's hand when I was 9, complete accident though we were both fighting over the knife and he grabbed it by the blade like a retard, I had to go apologize because he was 'prodigy' violinist so I might have fucked up his future

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LOL WE DO BE LIKE THAT DOE!

>>217777894
this is inaccurate, I have all my ustensils in a shoebox and all my condiments in my extralarge fridge. I don't waste paper on wiping up spillage, just use rags made from old shirts.

>>217777894
goofy looking neck

>>217769024
No. It's called the Westermarck Effect. Basically there is this familiarity that negates sexual attraction. So even if one of you was adopted, you wouldn't want to fuck her.

Here's another way to look at it. If you're not a pedo, in which case you've got other problems, you have lived with them long before either of you were sexual beings. And it's not like she goes from baby to booba overnight. Maturing is so gradual, day by day, that you still see her as the little kid you grew up with, which she is.
>>217776491
I don't know how serious this anon is, but fuck it, I'll admit it. I've got a smoking hot cousin and a couple aunts I'm attracted to. I have an adult aunt I see once or twice a year, I'm sorry, but those same effects just don't kick in. The vacation photo of her in a bikini she keeps framed on her wall doesn't help. And cousin attraction really isn't that bad. Even if you had children together, which we're not even talking about, there's barely any additional risk of genetic flaws? 3% more or less than a total stranger I think?

>>217777894
It wasn't literally me until she unravelled half the roll of kitchen paper to mop up. Then it was literally me.

>>217777894
I leave cupboards open because it doesn't matter
I am more frugal with paper towel than anyone I know
Towels go on the floor in MY room
I was going to use the spoon again later you stupid fucking bitch stop throwing it in the sink godamnit FUCK

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>>217768764
Wrong webm

>>217768776
He's a gay hippy dip, that's the joke

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>>217768764
I should buy a diary (journal).

>>217769024
I was molested alongside my sister and so I grew up eating her out in the backyard. She was three years older than me. Good times! Now we're just trauma bonded and close. Never would do anything ever again, no desire for it.

>>217769024
No. My sister is even pretty and yet there is something viscerally repugnant about her. That incest shit might be hot in AVNs nd porn or whatever but in real life it doesn't even begin to make sense.

>>217777894
I dont like putting stuff in the sink itself because it becomes yucky in my head, when they are not in the sink I dont feel slight disgust when touching them to clean

>>217769409
okay this was funny

>>217779021
Father?

>>217769445
hmm it kind of makes sense. 2 guys I know who were raised in women only households (mom+sister+gma) jerk off to gay shit

>>217768776
She misheard the word incense and thought of ‘incest’
It’s a very woman brained approach to humor because it involves sex, but in a twisted and weird way

>>217769409
Ok, that’s actually funny LOL
Give this bitch a stand up comedy gig

>>217779101
He was around. Current status is parents are divorced and he's made 0 attempt to speak to me or my immediate siblings in 24 years. Older sister was my half sister. I have about 13 other half siblings. The molestation was by my older half brother, her full brother. Shits a mess.

>>217769409
this took me a long time to get but it made me smile in the end :)

>>217779691
You seem to have a good head on your shoulders. Good luck anon.

>>217779997
I'm a mess but I appreciate the kind words. Best of luck to you too anon.

>>217773640
you should know

>>217779073
true, sink is for dirty dishes. spoon i used to stir a cuppa is not dirty, i might use it again.

>>217777894
tfw you realize this bitch has never seen a woman's bedroom room...they live like a homless person behind a goodwill with food containers and clothes every fucking where

>>217777894
>>217778617
>It wasn't literally me until she unravelled half the roll of kitchen paper to mop up. Then it was literally me.
I also felt personally attacked by that part.

>>217775586
nta but i'm going to guess it tasted like the inside of his sister's pussy

>>217769024
My sister is white and a healthy weight and 4 years younger than me. That alone puts her in the top 100 million most attractive women on the planet. Objectively she's probably around a 6/10. In my most socially isolated NEET years where she and my mom were literally the only female interactions for months on end, I never once thought she was even mildly attractive.

I think incest porn is hot.