>>217769486
I would put a bullet in any redditor who tried to throw a pizza onto my roof. Arizona has castle doctrine I believe.

>>217769498
You ain't doing shit, lil Timmy

Having meth heads showing up outside your house at all hours, every day and night for years and years must get so fucking tiresome, lmao

I've always admired the rock lawns. I live in Salt Lake City, and I'm tried keeping a green lawn. Everyone forgets we're a desert too. It might not be as dry as Albuquerque, but it's still really friggin' dry. Keeping a green lawn here is ridiculous.

>>217769486
Pic looks like a GTA loading screen.

>>217769498
The show was filmed in New Mexico, sir retard.

>>217769486
How the fuck is it so cheap? I can't even get an apartment for $400k in a fucking Eastern Europe shithole. Why do Americans constantly whine about money if you can buy a nice house for $400k?

>>217769565
They have 24/7 surveillance because soi boys keep on trying to break in or toss pizzas onto the roof.

>>217769565
Because of this >>217769512

do you think you could turn this into an airbnb and advertise it as the breaking bad experience and make your money back and some?

>>217769565
it's basically a sacred spot for meth addicts from around the world and they go their on a pilgrimage

>>217769594
I would charge people $500 each to attempt a perfect pizza toss onto my roof

>>217769594
It would take about 2 months before some unhinged meth heads completely fucking destroyed the place and refused to leave

>>217769486
I would so live there. The only reason I wouldn't buy it (if I could) is because of these faggy HOA. I would not comply. Shit would be dirty, grass uncut, it would look abandoned. I'm not gonna be bothered. If people threw pizzas, let them be there. Maybe I would make fake rotten pizzas and put them there myself, so people wouldn't want to do it

is the neighborhood actually nice? asking 4 mil before you could probably demolish and build a new house there and make a hefty profit
>inb4 muh television history
no one fucking cares

>>217769650
>demolish the sacred building of every meth head
Yeah I'm sure they wouldn't spend the next 20 years harrassing you as punishment

>>217769565
Everything is half the price in America and they earn twice as much as the rest of the developed world and yet they're the whiniest people in the world.

>>217769662
It’s not meth heads it’s BB fanboys. Also meth heads really aren’t a thing anymore.
Most switched to fent

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>>217769670
>Jeetboy has an opinion
Discarded.

>>217769680
>Also meth heads really aren’t a thing anymore
Literally every metric from 2024-2025 shows that there are more meth addicts than fentanyl addicts. It varies by area, but the desert climate is usually full of meth heads

>>217769670
you forgot fattest

Just thought about that one boomer cunt a week ago who baught the house without EVER doing research, knowing the show or even slightly questioning anything. When people showed up to her house to make pictures, she lost her shit and try to hit them...lfmao

>>217769565
It's also because of the area. Turns out Albuquerque is a shithole in real life and not just in Breaking Bad.

America is great because it's so spacious. You get big yards, neighbors are far away. Imagine living in one of those shitty British commieblocks, you don't even get a yard, you open the front door and you're right on the side walk next to some homeless muslims.

>>217769693
Kek. Found the triggered mutt

>>217769486
>slashed from 4m to 400k
doesn't the interior look nothing like the set from the show? people who want to buy it because of the show probably get disappointed when they enter and it has an entirely different layout

>>217769650
400k is still more than the average price in the area
4 mill was an attempt to get a payday from a rich breaking bad fan

>>217769565
In Sydney this house would be worth 1.2 million minimum even if it was just a random non famous house

>>217769486
Yooo could /tv get a loan if we all split the mortgage payment?

We could get pizza delivered there and force the delivery driver to throw it on the roof every time or he doesn’t get paid.

Install multiple live feed security cameras like Shia LaBeouf

>>217769771
it would be around that in southern california too you are comparing shithole albuquerque to the most expensive city in your country

>>217769771
That's because you're suppose to take a (((bank loan))), pay for the house so the boomers who previously lived there can pay off their (((bank loan))).

>>217769498
Enjoy going to prison then. Castle doctrine doesn't mean you can just do whatever you want to someone who comes onto your property.

>>217769486
Imagine having your property taxes increase because some jackass around the block sold his shit hole home for half a million just because autists.

>>217769753
Don't forget the UK also has no castle doctrine or ability to carry so people can harass you all day long and groups can beat you up with no consequence

>>217769764
What's funnier is the owners pretty much changed the entire house to look nothing like breaking bad. You'd spend 4 million to go into a house that looked nothing like it used to.

>>217769831
It kinda does in the fact that you can shoot them. I'm not talking torturing, but a bullet will suffice if I see anyone coming onto my property uninvited.

>>217769486
The house was always only worth $400k, take a look at any other similar sold prices in the area.
The chick who lives there is a professional victim, and now she can cry about having to slash her sale price ontop of everything else.

>>217769856
That's true I forgot about that. No buffer zone and no deterrent, that sounds awful.

What's the most she could've sold the house for you think? I think someone would've bought it for 1.5 milly. She aimed too high and fucked it up.

you are too early and its just not investible and so for those reason, im out

>>217769888
Yeah 1-2 million for the Breaking Bad fame. Would kind of depend what you are allowed to do with it. If you can't do anything commercial, that would lower the value.

I could actually buy this for cash if I sold my house.
However I don't want to buy this, and I live on the other side of the world.

>>217769585
So like in pretty much every city? Doesn't sound like a huge issue.

>>217769693
It's literally true though. Applies to a lot of Western Europe and UK too.

realistically what would a walter white house experience even look like? do they pay extra for the ability to throw a pizza onto the roof? who pays for the pizza? do they get kicked out on their final night when someone dressed like jesse throws gasoline all over the house?

>>217769565
> $400k apartment in a fucking Eastern Europe
How about you move outta your capital you retarded slav

none of you truly realize what a hellhole new mexico is

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>>217769498
Sorry bitch your house was on a tv show and that means it's public property enjoy the roni.

>>217769983
What's so bad about it?

>>217769971
And go where? There's literally nothing else nowhere if you want any kind of a job. Every small town is a corrupt shithole where you can only live if you are from one of the local mafia/politician/"businessman" families.

>>217769971
NTA but all I have that's viable in my country is the capital and tiny cities on the coast (which are tourism-oriented so even more expensive). I really don't want to clean Ahmed's shit in Germany...

Didnt the house from Sopranos sell for like 10-15 million?

>>217770455
That's a big ass fancy house

>>217769983
Is it the heat or the meth addicts?

>>217769856
>muh guns
Guaranteed you haven't done shit, you stupid mutt. The rest of us have seen what you faggots did with le gunz when your government buttfucked you during Covid.

>>217769670
Also
>muh taxes
which they hardly even pay, anyway.

>>217769535
Thought the same thing kek, must be intentional

>>217769670
Until you break your leg... breaking bad....

>>217769501
You ain't black, lil raji

>>217769486
Weren't most of the interior house scenes done on a soundstage anyway ?

>>217771314
Never claimed I was, Tim.
Learn to read ;^)

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If I ever let build a house I want it to look like the Sopranos one. I symbolically spent a lot of time there

>>217771398
Yes. and in real life the interior is completely different anyway. the actual design of the house in the show doesn't make sense because by all appearances there is only one bathroom in the house, which is the master bedroom's ensuite. Anyway, anyone who would buy the house is really only getting the front and backyard of the house, and i'm sure any potential buyer gets turned off when they realise the interior is nothing like the show

>>217771495
Any women or gaylords ITT who can explain why interior has gotten increasingly more soulless every year since the 90s?

>>217771495
Was Home Alone fully shot inside of the house or on a set? If the house interior is exactly the same as the movie someone should restore it

>>217769565
It's cheap because it comes with a lifetime supply of free pizza whether you want it or not.

>>217769534
kys. I'm serious. Leave Utah or kys. Broke bitch.

>>217771495
Why does everyone want to live in a fucking dentists office nowadays ?

>>217771586
It makes them think they live in a BLACKED video.

>>217771476
>>217769501

Why is "Timmy" an insult?

>>217771495
>>217771568
It was a set.
That top picture is a set.

>>217771643
Why are you so upset if it's not?

>>217771673
If it's not, why call someone it as if you're trying to insult them?

>>217769498
>Arizona
dumbass moron idiot

>>217769565
>can't even get an apartment for $400k in a fucking Eastern Europe shithole.
You're 100% lying.