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>The dining hall of Hogwarts went to a majestic green and silver, proud banners streamed from the tops of the cloudy roof as Dumbledore rose from high seat to address the students.
>"YES YES WELL DONE SYLTHERIN, HOWEVER" Dumbledore said calmly
>The hall was dead silent. Slytherin House waited anxiously
>"However nothing, haha!" Dumbledore ejaculated jovially. "Slytherin has won! You are the rightful winners of this year's House Cup. Well done."
>"Draco Malfoy, come forward to accept your house's most deserved reward!" Slytherin House cheered as their champion Draco stretched his legs to claim their prize, his face beaming, his chiseled chin held high and haughty.
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>"PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!!!" Dumbledore paralyzed Malfoy with his hard, solid wand just as he stood before him
>"COLLOPORTUS!" Dumbledore shot into the air with a roaring boom. locking all the doors in the hall.
>With Malfoy's stiffened body propped up against the podium, Dumbledore turned around, dropped his trousers, and revealed the most forbidden forest, white, grey, and speckled with brown. And from it, he unleashed a furious torrent of diarrhrea.
>BRAAP
>The entire hall gasped in horror as Dumbledore's steaming greenish stink splattered across Malfoy's face. All the poor boy could do was take it.
>BRAAP
>"AHAHAHAHAHA! WELL DONE SLYTHERIN, OH YES SYLTHERIN EXCELLENT INDEED! HEHEHEHE!" Gandolf bellowed insanely as his brown bowel brew blasted forth from his prolapsed butthole.
>"BRAAP"
>The Professors threw their heads back in hysterical laughter. There was no question that they were having the time of their lives, watching as Dumbledore's putrid poop potion plastered Malfoy's prissy pretty boy face.
>BRAAP
>The students were in chaos. Slytherin House was absolutely humiliated as their Headmaster's cankerous colon concoction encrusted Malfoy's face, his clothes, and the floor, spreading through the entire hall.
>Eventually Dumbledore's fecal fountain floundered. He pulled up his trousers, angrily screaming calmly "DID YOU SLYTHERIN SCUM SINCERELY SURMISE THAT I WOULD LET YOU WIN ANYTHING?! YOU ARE SATAN'S CHILDREN! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE WARS IN HISTORY! YOUR CRUCIFIED OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST!"
>The entire hall erupted into applause at Dumbledore's righteous rebuke of the demonic Slytherin kikes. The end.
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