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packing up my things and going home

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time to get rid of those dusty DVD remuxes

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>>219580979
Is that the most kino /tv/ poster?

>>219581405
Looking at the trailer closely, it looks like an AI upscale. I'm guessing hte originals are just lost time now. But it'll look better than what's out there.

>>219581876
>t'll look better than what's out there.
No, it won't.

>>219580979
I love this movie, but all that missing footage...it's a hard pill to swallow

>Paranormal Prison
What a bad movie that was. Zero scares, just quick-cut jumpscare attempts that fail every single time. At least both of the girls were cute.

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>>219574670
Shame the director hasn't been able to make another movie ever since the internet found out she was a chud
>>219581405
It's nice this is streaming but I don't know why people are acting like it's lost media or something. It's never going to look better than the DVDs for the time being and it's been widely available for like $25 for the complete series for years.
>>219581876
>AI upscale
Trash

Mudborn and Thrash look kind of interesting
Might check both of them out tonight

>>219584131
I read the plotline for Thrash, and it instantly made me think of Crawl.

Hey /tv/, do you like reading horror as much as you like to watch it?

Then come check out the horror fiction general thread in /lit/

>>>/lit/25182568

“At least both of the girls were cute,” said the simp after reviewing the movie.

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>>219581489
>golem
>five pointed star

>Touch Me
It was okay. Probably rate it just above average like a 5.5/10. I expected better alien sex scenes. The Seed and Extraneous Matter did that part way better.

Rec me some recent horror kino that isn't:
>wokeslop
>traumaslop
>dramaslop
>actionslop
Pro-tip: you can't because 'pure' horror doesn't exist anymore except in the deep basement of the indies which almost none of you watch.

>>219585278
What is "pure" horror?

>>219585313
If you have to ask then you'll never know.
Sad.

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my perceptions might be a bit skewed because the last couple films i've seen were absolute dogshit, but i thought it was pretty alright. not bad or good, just alright
okish performances, some bad adr, not enough gore, and a plot that felt a bit incoherent or at least not all that thought out, fun ending; should've had the guts to let him win
and it reminded me of the video game hatred, a game i haven't thought about in over 10 years
surprised me when i learned that it took them 19 years to make this

>>219585463
>can't even define his own shit
>resorts to the same rebuttal that a 7 year-old makes
Congrats, you're a sub-60 IQ retard, and now you're filtered. You're so retarded you'll reply even though I won't see it.

>>219585508
Not really, keep watching whatever you think is horror though. You will never be true /hor/ you wokeshit watcher.

>>219585465
>should've had the guts to let him win
But then we wouldn't get a sequel, which we'll get. Also, I liked the fact that the truth was told a few times throughout the movie. It's ALWAYS the government.

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>>219585508
Says the child regurgitating his garbage "keep replying I won't le see it!!!" pasta for the millionth time lmao

So far, Hell House LLC III Lake of Fire has been the worst in the series despite looking better, and with some better acting even, yet failing to set the atmosphere the previous two entries enjoyed. It watches almost like a practice run, something still being story-boarded live. When ghouls should float, they step, almost loafishly like any person fumbling for half-dry take-out in the middle of the night—not exactly horrifying. I will give the actors their flowers, but the best performance cannot save this directorial misstep. A little more effort into the practical effects would have turned this from "dinner theatre" to at the very least a passable flick. Suspension of disbelief can only go so far when veritable servants of Hell are scamping around in Airwalks and black pants.

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I just watched "Dybbuk Box The Story of Chris Chambers" (2019). And well, it was as cheap as it can get. It's a found footage mockumentary of a guy who orders a dybbuk box online, opens it, and then "paranormal activity" things happen. Only he and a girl appear in this film, he suspiciously looks like the writer, director, producer and camera man, she's probably the editor or production assistant. They never leave the apartment.

I watched another real documentary about dybbuk boxes, and apparently there was an online trend some years ago of people buying them and opening them. A "dybbuk box challenge". So apparently this film tried to quickly cash in on the trend.

Anyway, can't recommend, unless you want to make a very cheap horror flick yourself and want to see how it's done.

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>>219586574
>WTF is a Dybbuk box
>look it up
>The Dybbuk box, or Dibbuk box, is an antique wine-cabinet claimed to be haunted by a dybbuk, a concept from Jewish mythology
What, jews can't trick it like they do god with their sins?

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>>219586715
Ya know when it comes to Elvira I've never understood the moniker Mistress of the Dark.
Is she a mistress in the traditional sense of being a romantic partner or paramour of the Dark.
Or are we to infer it is the feminine version of master meaning she holds dominion over the Dark.
Maybe it's a little of both.

>>219581489
Is that Diana and Hugh?

>>219586844
No, it's not a wine box. A wine cabinet was the dybbuk box from the very first hoax that started this trend back in the day. But it can be any box, preferably one that can be locked. You're supposed to lock a dybbuk or dibbuk inside with a ritual (spelling varies depending whether it's jewish or polish jewish). A dybbuk is supposed to be a malevolent demon spirit that hovers between the world of the living and the world of the dead and attaches itself to a living host, tormenting him and never letting go. If you know how, you can perform a magic ritual to bind the dybbuk to some things like an amulet, a lock of hair, polish pennies, a piece of paper with a hebrew word written in blood etc. You then lock all of that stuff in the box and the dybbuk with it. Whoever then buys or trades the locked box, the evil spirit is his problem. The box shouldn't be opened, or the spirit is released. It also cannot be burned or destroyed, or the spirit is released.

There's a better / average horror film from 2012 called "The Possession" that deals with this and explains everything. No "found footage horror", actual sets, actors, blocking, framing, editing - it's a real movie.

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>>219582880
holy slop I remember this. It took so damn long for them to even get into the stupid prison.

>>219586138
Yeah, I don't remember much, but I remember Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor being better. None of them live up to the first.

>>219586574
Guess I'll avoid that one.

>>219587409
I'll always remember that guy from Night Stand in the mid 90s, mainly just because it was on right after MadTV.

>>219586968
>Geralt of Rivia
>Mistress of the Dark

>>219586968
He who holds the Book Of Sight
When the moon is drained of all it's light
Will then be ruler of the night
Master Of The Dark

>2,898 movies watched
>1,474 horror movies watched
>267 FF movies watched
>229 slasher films watched
I'll finally hit 3k movies this year. Been a long time coming.

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>>219588155
Nice

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VOTE FOR 5 SLASHER/SERIAL KILLER PROJECTS YOU MOST WANT!

https://strawpoll.com/GeZAR61BjyV/

>>219588779
>Behind the Mask sequel
It's too late at this point. Only thing that would work is he becomes a mentor to a new killer, I think that would be good.

>>219585278
saw x (2023)

>>219588155
>hit 3k

kek me too, but about 60% of it is just short horror films I used to watch on youtube late at night back when I was a kid

>>219581876
Is it really? I can't really tell that stuff

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3NkSaBv32JY

>>219589417
I honestly probably already hit it, but I have forgotten a ton of movies I used to watch when I first really got into movies. I would watch anything listed as horror or mystery in the channel guide. A good amount was on TCM back when they showed horror movies all the time at midnight.

>>219589417
According to my autism sheet, the average movie length for me is 93.75 minutes.

>>219589031
They just announced a Behind the Mask sequel, actually

>>219588155
Good job.
Top 5?!
Dont think. Just post.

>>219590707
I'm never good at Top X lists. I can usually do Top 5-10ish favorite movies of all-time. After that it gets extremely difficult. Just for horror, IDK after top 3:
>Halloween (1978)
>Subconscious Cruelty
>Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)

>>219590966
You’re not supposed to think. Just post. Never even heard of the second movie.

>>219591186
Nobody on here has ever mentioned it except me. It's not a traditional movie, but has parts. The director is now a successful cinematographer in Hollywood. His other movie is probably the most filtering movie of all-time, Ascension (not horror). Interesting movie, but most find it boring as it's 90%+ just 3 women walking through an abandoned factory and talking.

>>219591365
> but most find it boring as it's 90%+ just 3 women walking through an abandoned factory and talking.
Sounds gay. The tags on google were “female blah blah blah.”

>>219591465
That's why it's the most filtering movie of all-time. Imagine getting filtered like all the rest. You're better than that, right?

>>219590966
>Subconscious Cruelty
Interesting, will now add to DL list

Are there any blue collar people here? I swear they say the dumbest things.

>>219586968
based kid

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i just can't bring myself to continue watching this, the dub actors sound like they were told to do that tiktok thirst trap voice and it makes me cringe

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>>219592233
I would've gone straight for a tit, but lil guy still did good.

>>219592712
Why would you ever watch it dubbed? 99.99% of anything is shit dubbed.

>>219592776
it was only available in dub

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>>219592712
The better (or somewhat better) Succubus movie is pic rel, which is on Prime, not Tubi. They're both from 2024, annoyingly.

>>219584264
One of the best filmed kills

>>219592712
>Horror movie has the word succubus in its title
>It's shit
Many such cases

So wagies, movies for this weekend? Is Valerie and her Pathetic Female Weakness of Wonders worth watching?

>>219595284
fuck off

>>219595284
Nothing with a female protagonist is worth watching

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>>219595463
What do you recommend then?

>>219595528
What is your horror level? Are you a noob? Amateur? Pro?

>>219595528
The Crying Game

>>219595594
I am pretty pro. I kinda give all the best horror movie suggestions here.

>>219595674
Oh it’s you. Thanks. I am not sure then. You already give the best suggestions here.

>the obvious samefagging once again
Hopefully you die in a house fire, get run over by a car or get stabbed to death on public transit. Sooner rather than later.

>>219595760
You won’t get good suggestions here. I rarely watch horror movies. My bad.

>>219596155
No problem :)
I appreciate the good conversations here

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>>219595284
Watch Suspiria

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Got any entertaining post-apocalyptic horror that doesn’t involve zombies or viruses?

>>219595284
>he still hasn't seen Faces Of Anne
Nobody else has seen it except me. Don't be a retard like all the rest.

>>219596759
Doomsday

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Those boys lifted it to a whole 'nother level. Made an art form of it. Turned themselves into legends by returning like a curse over and over again. That was a radical change in philosophy.

>>219596759
Not really horror, but kinda I guess
>The Road
>The Day After

Just finished work, time to enjoy some kinos.

>>219597086
that sounds like antithesis of entertaining lol

>>219598139
Both are very good movies. But I'd say a lot of post-apocalypse non-zombie movies are more sci-fir/thriller than horror.

>>219596759
The Day Of The Triffids
A Quiet Place 1&2 (3's entirely mid-apocalypse and kinda sucks)
Stake Land (sort of)

Throwing in The Tomorrow War since it's a creature feature similar to the first few above. I'd call it action horror.

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>>219596759
I gotcha

>>219595284
Only for the armpit hair.

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>>219586138
2 and 3 are abysmal. The next two are an improvement though.

Yo fags. Watch Don't Deliver Us From Evil if you like armpit hair.

>tfw still waiting for Frogman Returns (Frogman 2) to get a streaming release
It's still running the festival circuit. Recently it was at UFF, which has a god-tier website.

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>>219598547
For me it's Rats: Night of Terror

>>219566351
Some fears might be more universal, but there are other factors that could make you more susceptible to the kind of horror the film portrays beyond the fear of your own body not being under your control or only being able to watch helplessly as you slowly succumb to a deadly disease for which chances of recovery are slim to none, such as if you're religious and actually believe in the concept of demonic possession which William Peter Blatty did and of course Regan being a mere child who has all this horrific stuff happen to her and her mother can't do anything for her and struggles to accept her own powerlessness in the face of a force she does not fully comprehend. Most people even if they aren't parents feel bad whenever small children are put in harms way or in danger of dying/getting hurt, it's hardwired into us. Amazing film that's sadly hurt by its reputation as the scariest movie of all time which creates all these lofty expectations that it can't possibly meet for everyone. Or maybe it only ever could for a specific group of people at a specific point in time.

>>219586968
She is a mistress (sexual) and she is of the dark (a macabre being). I thought it was pretty straightforward

>>219596759
Robot Holocaust

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>>219596759
>Hardware (1990)
fairly low budget, but extra points for Lemmy Kilmister

>>219595284
> Valerie and her Pathetic Female Weakness of Wonders
Lmao

>>219599079
Looks rat-tastic

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>>219596759
The Domestics

>>219599307
one of the few powers stronger than Pinhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M4FG1UXH5w

>>219599957
Amen, brother. Probably the best thing about part 3. This song is such a banger and I love listening to it ever since.

>>219596075
You can’t get talk to /hor/ anons like this.

>>219600560
Ignore him.

>>219600638
I already do but I don’t know other anons and newcomers to have put up with his nonsense.

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>>219596905
hope that it's better than the first one. It was decent, but no "man bites dog" if you know what I mean.

>>219601234
Stop samefagging and muster the courage to go tell your parents you're gay.

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>>219601245
ahead of it's time

Why is marriage is a subgenre of horror for women?

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>>219595674

>>219601344
Because females only marry when they see the wall (they usually see the wall in the rear view mirror) and being with one man for life is sad and scary for them. All females admit this but smart ones play the role of dutiful wife and mother instead of girlbossing or divorcing.

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>>219580868
This was available to watch on Roku free
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It's still outrageous as it ever was.

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>>219586968
Damn shame she doesn’t dress as Elvira at cons anymore.

>>219593943
So her, the counselors in 6, Michael and his girlfriend in 7, and Jared Leto and his girlfriend in 8 are characters that are killed on their way to the location.

>>219601785
>Don't Go To Crystal Lake

Current movie is Evil Dead 1981.

>>219602365
>Don't Get Raped By Trees In The Woods

>>219602445
Evil Dead Rise needed a rape scene

>>219602510
I never watched any sequels past Army of Darkness. Haven't even seen the 2013 reboot, which I heard was good.

>>219602607
Grim. Not sure if you should be posting here here until you have seen the 2013 one.

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>>219602638
I'll see myself out then

>>219602607
> Haven't even seen the 2013 reboot, which I heard was good.
Sometimes I wonder why the opinions of people here are so amateurish then I read posts like these and figure out why.

>>219602701
I don’t watch too many horror movies outside of October

>>219602607
Yeah 2013 is worth a watch, neither are the same tone as the first 3 though.

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>>219602701
>>219602807
>your dads face when you tell him you're gay

>>219602825
I wasn't a fan of AoD on the first watch. Felt like a downgrade after 1 & 2. Grown to like it more over the years, but it still falls short of the originals.

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>>219601577
Jelly. I have yet to play her new pinball game but she does the callouts again, and it's got montage of movies that she hosted.

>>219602885
Not sure I understand what you are trying to say.

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>>219580873
Kek I didn't say it was decent or recommend it, but I did say it was fun. Which I stand by.

>>219603050
>her new pinball game
Actual pinball table or video game pinball?

>>219603253
Actual. It's pretty cool, the top of the house spins around and the staircase lifts up etc.

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>>219603238
Sounds like some "anon" that shits up the board complaining about women hitting the wall and such. Maybe that anon should chop his dick off and tell her to put the lotion in the basket.
Return wasn't a great movie, but was decent enough.

>>219603381
>t. woman that has hit the wall

>>219603328
I had no idea anyone was still releasing actual tables. Mind you, there is a pinball arcade not far from where I live. Never been there though.

>>219603450
Kek

>>219603493
Yeah it's been growing if anything. Heaps of new horror themed ones in the last few years too - TCM, Halloween, The Evil Dead, Beetlejuice.

How do you do, fellow milfs?

>>219603381
It was shit. Kill yourself.

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>>219603856

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>>219602607
The TV show, Ash vs Evil Dead, was actually really good

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>>219604024
That's right, I forgot about that. I watched the first 2 seasons when it came out.

>>219602133
Good advice

>>219604024
Doesn’t Lucy Lawless appear in it?

>>219604401
Does it matter?

>>219602510
Seemed like the rape/sexual abuse occurred before the movie, considering the weird snowflake kid

>>219604415
Yes for I simp for she

>>219604401
Yes

>>219604141
Season 3 is worth watching. They gave it an ending with a final showdown between Ash and the ancient ones. And I liked the possessed Delta story arc.
>>219604401
Yeah, she's a main character from season 1 until the end.

>>219604514
Great! Loved her since Xena. (That show got me through puberty)

>>219604514
>possessed Delta
That was season 2 because it leads to the Baal arc, my bad.
>>219604583
She's married to Rob Tapert so he puts her in everything. He produced Xena and Evil Dead. But she is good in it.

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>>219604583
truth, though I remember thinking Hercules was a better show at the time

>>219604693
Liked them both.

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>>219604583
>>219604693
I liked Hercules as a show for the lore stuff.
Xena was pure wank material at the time.

>>219598635
>>219598792
RETURN TO HAIRY ARMS
HAIRY NIPPLES, HAIRY ARMPITS
HAIRY LEGS, FUZZY MUSTACHE
FUCKING JEWS
FUCKING HOLLYWOOD
FUCKING COSMETIC INDUSTRY
JUST BE HAIRY EVERYWHERE

>>219605489
>>219496703

>>219605817
let's not get carried away here

>>219605817
Sylvia NO!

>>219583441
>the internet found out she was a chud
oh really? I thought she was a feminist.

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>>219606720

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>80s slasher
>countless shots of the killer's feet

>>219604024
Ash vs Evil Dead was great

>>219604583
> Great! Loved her since Xena. (That show got me through puberty)
You will never be a man

>>219607983
I disagree

>>219603381
>Return wasn't a great movie, but was decent enough.
nah it was straight trash even in the horror genre

>>219607983
Okay, Kevin Söybo

>>219608052
Compared to what? It clearly had more practical fx and big, real sets compared to the vast amount of films you'd see now. Also had a nude lesbian threesome.

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>>219608052
It was better than most of the garbage they've put out over the past 10 years.

>>219608033
Cope

>>219607983
you a zesty ahh nigga

“Also had a nude lesbian threesome,” added the simp.

>the gay (homosexual) using his simp bait again
lol
lmao even
no (you) dimes deposited to your account today, gurpreet

Watching TerrorVision on Creature Features

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>>219609227
Cool!

>>219609415
>they just can't help but open up >>219595508

>>219586715
I'll be honest finding out she's a lesbian kind of ruined her for me. Not because I don't like lesbians but because there's just something off-putting about a woman who parades around her giant boobs constantly but who isn't interested in fucking men

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Alright w/hor/es, what'll it be tonight? We have:
>The Bride (2026)
>Psycho Killer (2026)
>Thrash (2026)
>Rabisu Curse Of The Demon (2026)
>Dolly (2026)
>Do Not Enter (2025)
or we can go old school with
>Demonwarp (1988)

What'll it be?

>>219609660
Do Not Enter was kino

>>219608910
Fuck this movie. You can't make an Ice Cream Man movie without Clint Howard

>>219609660
I DL'd The Bride yesterday. Gonna have to go with it.

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>>219609726
Maybe he'll have a cameo

>>219609723
It's been out for a few weeks already, I think it's time.

>>219609815
Let us know how you like it, consensus seems pretty mixed, even for this board.

>>219609660
someone should watch Thrash so I don't have to

>>219610573
The director has an interesting filmography, but word on the street is Thrash is trash. kek get it

>>219610469
Do Not Enter was kino

>>219609660
Demonwarp (1988) or I'm changing the channel

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>>219611197
Rather than making 5 shitty shark films a year, they should make just one good one

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I just finished Terrified, very spooky, which is nice since most modern horror movies barely scares m. I heard there's going to be a remake into a series in the US which sounds promising

>>219612456
I was looking at screenshots of that the other day and it reminded me there's a ton of great scenes in it. Hope they don't fuck it up when there's already a good template.

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The MAGAfag husband scene at the dinner rehearsal lmao oh no no no

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>>219609227
kino

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uh, brehs

>>219613649
>not even a blue check mark post
kill yourself

>>219613649
He wrote and directed EDR, so it doesn't surprise me that it's another sadistic slog.

Just finished Evil Dead 1-2
What I really noticed was how tight the movies were. Time flew by with the great pacing. At the end of Evil Dead 2, Re7 took inspiration from that.

>>219614003
You're right, not a second of The Evil Dead is wasted. I think it's basically the perfect modern horror movie template.
Also why it was such a hit, there's not many comparable films before 1981.

>>219614152
Many giallos were near perfect movies too before that though.

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>>219613864
>he wants to see blue check mark garbage

>>219613379
Idk, I am stalling out at ep 3. Losing interest.

>>219614343
i don't want to see any twitter garbage

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Give me the absolutely best found footage style horror movies.

>>219614553
>The Blair Witch Project
>POWERGAP
>every other rec

>>219614692
What is Powergap?

>>219614692
Blair Witch might have been good if you watched it when it came out. It's not even in the top 10 anymore, though.

>>219614761
lurk moar

>>219614773
It is good. Even the remake was god.

>>219614553
Lake Mungo

>>219614787
I lurk enough

anything popping from the spring festivals?

>>219615307
Frogman Returns is apparently a step up from the first one

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So the kids died?

>>219615543
BAH BAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9VQwBRluBA

>>219615543
I recognized the dad as the guy who played Beef in "Phantom of the Paradise".

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>>219598635
>Only for the armpit hair.

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I've been day watching movies recently, but since it's actually night this time I'm finally gonna watch Night of the Creeps

>>219614553
Evidence
REC
and then there was the one crazy one that took place during the Tribulation where a bunch of people get raptured during a wedding and everyone else is running away from demons. I forgot the name though.
They Are Monsters is good but some people don't like how low budget it is. The director shot it on weekends over the course of two years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzs4RV39igY

>>219616288
Just remember not to think or do anything lewd when you see it.

>>219614553
>BWP
>Ghostwatch
>Grave Encounters
>Occult + Noroi
>Hell House LLC
>Paranormal Activity

>>219616725
Oh it's called The Remaining, but it's only half found footage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3pyDaNoY6s

Evidence trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE5M_CLkCn0
I watched that with some /x/ers on cytube one night. A few years later I watched it with my mom and she fucking hated it. It gave her nightmares lol

>>219614553
RWD is dope. Found footage sci fi which is rare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_SJRcfwvt4

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BLEH!

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>>219619438
Bleh, NIGGA

>>219616859
Interesting. Do you recommend these? It isn’t too fucking wierd right

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>>219609660
Welp. I watched Do Not Enter. I was alright. Monster design was effective in some parts, not so much in others. Also took a long time for it to show up. Pretty competently directed, good looking cast. Wouldn't necessarily recommend, but wouldn't say to not enter, either though, kek. Will probably check out Demonwarp tomorrow.

>>219620047
do not enter had laughable cgi, ridiculous motives etc. but was watchable even if deeply stupid.

>>219614553
>As Above So Below
>Gonjiam Haunted Asylum
>Nightlight

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Night of the Creeps was kino, Tom Atkins is a pleasure to watch and they gave him a bunch of Commando style one liners.

>>219620279
the atkinstache is always kino

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Guess ROE lost after all!

>>219584264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8D3ZzVrI0o

>>219620279
Don’t like this very obvious 80’s style

>>219621665
Same

>>219621665
>>219621787
Nobody cares you samefagging vermin

>>219609603
She got streteched by Tom Jones giant dick. Also lesbians is not an orientation its a phase. Only men are committed enough to be gay. I know, its ironic.

>>219613649
In english?

>>219622279
I would say it's a little old to be going through a phase, but she only just finished being a goth

>>219622671
>little old to be going through a phase
she's a woman and im not being sexist. there is always something going on in their heads.

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Do you like missing person shows? How about investigation movies & shows? What about Found Footage movies? Are you not /pol/ brained so you don't immediately ring the bell when you see a black person? If yes to all of them, then you should watch this movie. I like those kinds of movies, so this was a good watch for me.

Watching a Shudder documentary about horror movies. They're discussing tropes:
teenagers having sex get killed - that's just how it is
running away upstairs from the killer instead of out of the house - that's just how it is
rednecks are evil - that's just how it is
the black character always gets killed - OMG! that is so wrong! why can't they put a bunch of other black characters in the movie to offset that?!?!

>>219623318
Documentary (of any kind) is just another word for propaganda.

>>219623318
i think comic relief should live longer and thats just how it is with black characters.

>>219623286
>Found Footage movies?
The first time I saw that ("The Blair Witch Project") it was interesting. But the gimmick got old quickly. The shaky cam really gets on your nerves. Though they're not all shaky, yesterday I watched "Dybbuk Box The Story of Chris Chambers" which is supposedly a found footage movie, but the footage came from two stationary cameras. It was, however, extremely cheaply made. That's another point of critique, those movies generally are very cheap.

>>219623521
Howard's Mill isn't that kind of FF movie. It's a missing person investigation, so more about interviews, discovering things, mystery, etc. It's more similar in style to HITHD. Even if you don't like FF movies, I'd probably always recommend [REC] & The Bay.

>>219623521
i think static security cam style is what really put paranormal activity on the map cause it has fuck all else going for it.

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Jaroslava and Her Hands of Wonder

>>219616777
Noroi is trash

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it's out

>>219625004
Advertise your movie somewhere else. It'll never be even close to The Incel Tapes.

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saw this last night in our sneak preview here, its so bad

>>219625577
How many Mummy movies have they made since the originals? How many are actually good?

>>219619666
spooky number

>>219613649
Libtard faggot

>>219613379
Zogslop

>>219596849
Hate this movie. I remember being hyped as fuck for this before it dropped since it was from the same director as The Descent and Dog Soldiers only to be horribly disappointed when I finally watched it.
It's like 5 different movies crammed into one and none of them are good.
Even the car chase at the end was edited to absolute shit.
Director slightly redeemed himself with Centurion, but he has made nothing good since.

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I liked the premise for it, two cops accidentally kill what they think are just some tweakers only to end up encountering a bunch of weird paranormal activity later on that night. And the end had some decent moments, sort of feeling like Blair Witch Project where they're trapped in some endlessly repeating environment. But it really feels like a V/H/S segment that for better or worse was dragged out to about 72 minutes. Also they messed up by showing the monster at the end, it was just a CG effect that straight up looked some Killing Floor or Half Life 2 shit.

>>219627491
Yep another good premise, poor execution movie. It really went down the shitter with the cop's mom.

>>219627491
Do the cops 'accidentally' killing the tweakers play any role in the rest of the movie; or was it only for COPS BAD zogsloppery?

>>219627653
Its not really just an excuse for COPS BAD, because all the tweakers in this run down neighborhood ended up being part of a local cult that is run by this mysterious demon. Plus it only seems to be one squad out of a bunch of them.

>>219627653
One of the cops justifyingly (IMO) shoots someone, which is the catalyst for everything else.

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Any of you niggas got It Comes (Kuru) 2018?

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>>219627480
k i n o
a l e r t

>>219623286
This is a pretty good mockumentary except for the ending and the fact they spoilered the shit out of it in-film.

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>>219627491
Then there's the earlier one.

>>219629206
You mean the flash cuts at the start? Yeah, that was a bad call. Ending is fine if you're used to pretty much every movie leaving an opening for a sequel.

>>219629283
>Ending is fine if you're used to pretty much every movie leaving an opening
It's less the concept than the execution. I'd like to think even with videotape they could've done a lot better.

Hey, I acted in a low budget horror that we filmed last year. When it (eventually) releases, would you guys want to see a trailer for it?

>>219625577
Can you giving any brief details as to why it was so bad?

>>219632202
Sure. What kind of movie/role was it?

>>219628265
It Cooms lol

>>219632202
Of course!

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>>219627653
>was it only for COPS BAD zogsloppery?
What happened to 4chan

>>219633822
Bodycam videos happened, and we all got to witness exactly what the average cop has to deal with on a daily basis.

>>219632664
Kind of like a slasher? It's built up like one but it's more of a thriller with horror elements. Lots of neon lighting.
>>219633666
I won't let you down!

Someone should make a horror movie set at Coachella

>>219634440
Sounds expensive

>>219634758
Escape From Tomorrow was filmed at Disneyland for pretty cheap

Like a zombie, we come back from the dead.

older Hong Kong horror is just the best, those fuckers don’t care at all
throw everything at the wall regardless of copyright, animal laws, or subversive shit

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>>219633822
>What happened to 4chan

>>219634440
coachella itself is pretty much a horror movie for any dad who raised a loving daughter

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zoomers really love their Criterion blurays for some reason

>>219637730
Only if she was homeschooled and live her entire life without the internet, movies, TV, etc. Otherwise, she has already taken 10 miles of dick and has been indoctrinated.

>>219625577
Come on anon, what kind of bad?

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>>219634082
You mean killing unarmed civilians and using flashbangs on babies and pets?

>>219625638
like the original run of Mummy movies? those were 1932-1955. Fraser ones were 1999-2008, but there's a Mummy 4 coming which is actually Mummy 3 again since they are apparently ignoring the Dragon Emperor.
Then there's the 2017 Cruise one and now this.

>>219639560
>unarmed civilians
Most "unarmed" shootings are suicide-by-cop where they do something retarded like reaching, mimicing pulling a gun, etc. There's also the fact that they can easily fight the police, reach for the cops gun, etc. which warrent use of deadly force.
>flashbangs on babies and pets
Go ahead and show proof that cops have used flashbangs specifically targeting babies.

I get it, you're edgy as fuck and hate cops. I hope if you ever get robbed, assaulted, hit in a traffic accident, etc. that you don't call the cops because otherwise you're a hypocrite.

>>219639662
And how many of the post-1955 ones are actually good?

>>219639758
only '99 and Mummy Returns

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>>219639560

>>219639718
brother, you know nothing about real life

>>219640119
Not a rebuttal and didn't even ATTEMPT to provide the proof I asked for. Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. I accept your concession. Filtered. Keep replying, I'll never see it. I know you low IQ types can't resist. Show me just how low IQ you are.

>>219640206
not even that anon but >>219585977

the Ready or Not 2 DCP just leaked
18 gigs

>>219639718
>Most "unarmed" shootings are suicide-by-cop
No they aren't. Stopped reading there.

>>219640119
> you know nothing about real life
You’re right, let the goyim deal in the realworld.

>>219637872
And if father is white and mom also, then definitely an npc family.

>Last
Bugonia
>Current
Society
>Next

I'll let /hor/ pick my next one. I feel like Bugonia and Society are two similar movies so something different from aliens

>>219643121
The Innkeepers (2011)

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>>219633822
>outsiders & contrarians flock to 4chan
>pendulum of political mainstream swings to the other side
Story as old as time. Don’t worry about it. Things will shift again.

>>219640206
not him but here's a good one: https://www.alternet.org/2013/06/cop-shot-litter-kittens-front-screaming-children

Horror fans are cucks