Thread #219790251
File: lettars.webm (820.4 KB)
820.4 KB WEBM
>FTL NEWS:
-- Nina is very beautiful... <3
>Links
https://fishtank.rip/
https://www.fishtank.live
https://kick.com/fishtank
https://fishtank.observer/
https://classic.fishtank.live
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/
https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishtank_(web_series)
https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wiki
740 RepliesView Thread
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1776131621446133.jpg (67.8 KB)
67.8 KB JPG
Would anyone else be interested in a James Drake general on /bant/? It would be a place for us to talk about James Drake, share motivation, and try to become more like James Drake.
>>
>>
>>
File: hq720.jpg (60.8 KB)
60.8 KB JPG
>>219790290
I dreamed that I bought a 1920's Stanley Steamer and was driving it around my neighborhood
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: ad_board_end (24).jpg (224.8 KB)
224.8 KB JPG
What makes a woman attracted to fat guys?
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: HDazQanaMAEeHiJ.jpg (292 KB)
292 KB JPG
>>
File: 1776251329270123.mp4 (1.9 MB)
1.9 MB MP4
Are you gonna watch Josie get her ass beaten by random tiktok nigger on friday?
>>
File: 1670396513545366.gif (1.7 MB)
1.7 MB GIF
>>219790338
>the wiggers wouldnt be this unethical and undermine their own reality show
>>
>>
File: 1555852728183.png (489.7 KB)
489.7 KB PNG
>>219790290
I had a dream that I was hooking up with my old college FWB in front of Vimp and then she started crying and stormed out but I kept going
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219790331
I was obviously right about what they should've done
>>219790342
Cry more NIGGER go back to Ireland
>>
File: 1765272122002161.png (1.3 MB)
1.3 MB PNG
>>219790380
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: Screenshot 2026-04-10 235303.png (389.4 KB)
389.4 KB PNG
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1774043675549529.jpg (103.9 KB)
103.9 KB JPG
My algorithms now have skateboard shit because of Bam.
>>
>>
File: niggerninaspussyeatingtechnique.webm (1.4 MB)
1.4 MB WEBM
>>219790308
Ninas sex life is getting autistic women drunk and xanned and eating their pussy. No man wants her after her Cx cumbunny arc
>>
>>
File: 1775759662259186.jpg (271.4 KB)
271.4 KB JPG
Don't call my wife fat
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: IMG_9659.png (58.2 KB)
58.2 KB PNG
>a man of conviction and morals
>>
File: 1773690639883792.jpg (216.6 KB)
216.6 KB JPG
>>219790396
vgr status?
>>
>>
File: 1776208590019938.webm (3.4 MB)
3.4 MB WEBM
>Beth didn't fuck the wiggers
>Letty, Binx, Vimp, even that pig Laura all did
I knew that Beth was a good woman
>>
File: IMG_1008.jpg (39.3 KB)
39.3 KB JPG
Where’s the QRDs in this joint?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219790495
>>219790514
Betty without question
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1747883398823803.png (189.9 KB)
189.9 KB PNG
simp wars update
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1752257383548011.png (556 KB)
556 KB PNG
Drake loves Landon like a little autistic brother he wants to mentor.
>>
File: 1775962089841775.png (390.7 KB)
390.7 KB PNG
People always ask "do it stink?" when they should be asking "is it pink?"
>>
File: 1761081827789233.jpg (81.8 KB)
81.8 KB JPG
>>219790569
>I’m Asian with short dark hair.
>>
File: letty-lettyvision (1).mp4 (222.7 KB)
222.7 KB MP4
>>219790561
Nina's breasts are 100% real... <3
>>
>>
File: 1746160804826641.jpg (225.2 KB)
225.2 KB JPG
>>
>>
>>
File: 1726519496273737.png (412 KB)
412 KB PNG
>>219790585
it's brown
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: letton.webm (3 MB)
3 MB WEBM
>>219790568
what do you think the word homunculus means u dumass NIGGA
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1756313117759563.jpg (45.2 KB)
45.2 KB JPG
>>219790428
>he still has algorithms
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219790566
>acting like you have any status in a fishtank freeloader's discord is actually the cringiest behavior
I mean, he's not wrong, but... he's also there, so it kind of defeats the whole point of his sentence. Lol
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: beth herpes.jpg (79.9 KB)
79.9 KB JPG
>>219790508
i dont think so
>>
>>219790513
Back when I saw his recaps for S2 I thought his hair looked like that because he was no-lifting the tank and it sort of added to his costume, foolish of me to assume it wasn’t that slick with oil all the time. Also how the fuck are his eyes shrinking?
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1754598159042348.png (174.8 KB)
174.8 KB PNG
>>219790629
these people are weird
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1720025042989068.png (378 KB)
378 KB PNG
>>219790578
Twins were my favorite fhe first few days just because they were so weird. I think they got boring fast though. My rankings would be James Drake > Landon > Bashir > Twins > everyone else pretty equally sucked
>>
>>
File: IMG_1010.jpg (73.4 KB)
73.4 KB JPG
>>219790513
>>
File: 1775498932095650.png (349.3 KB)
349.3 KB PNG
So when's it starting? I assume they didn't leave the cams up for no reason
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1750718920481004.png (328.5 KB)
328.5 KB PNG
>>219790691
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1775856181674821.png (820.6 KB)
820.6 KB PNG
>>219790579
>no camping trip stream with Bashir, Landon and Drake where they teach him to be a man
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1775965004304989.png (8.9 KB)
8.9 KB PNG
>>219790691
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219790691
>guys, surely the wiggers wouldn't scam us again, would they?
kek. they're literally streaming for free on kick, playing old video games nobody cares about. i laughed when ben's first stream couldn't even break 400 and dipped to 200 within the first 30 minutes.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1711395954868.jpg (159.5 KB)
159.5 KB JPG
Also, SEASON 5 KWABOTY NOMINEES
>Frank Hassle
For totally not wanting to be on the show
>Skull
for failing to get the show taken down
>Bezo
For talking a big game and then not even lasting 3 days
>Mr. Naked
For being stranded in Atlanta
>Alex Stein
For hiring Clayton
>Honorable Mention: Sam Hyde
For turning into a self serious faggot who missed all the fun.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: Screenshot 2026-03-20 162317.png (1.3 MB)
1.3 MB PNG
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1773687071338429.webm (1.5 MB)
1.5 MB WEBM
>>219790801
probably yeah. He's actually a good dude who gets along with everyone
>>
File: AB.png (83.3 KB)
83.3 KB PNG
>>219790769
>the guy
>>
>>
>>
>>219790797
gotta give it to the grooming, doxing superfan who couldn't even last 3 days yet acts like he lasted the whole month while trying to get all the fish to join his discord. blane mentioned that this guy wouldn't stop bothering him to join.
>>
File: 1776086104978051.jpg (221.7 KB)
221.7 KB JPG
>>219790720
this
>>
>>
>>
File: 1773605076027023.png (807 KB)
807 KB PNG
>>219790813
i dont know who you are, but i am sure landon wouldnt solve captcha
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: Screenshot_20260416-111847.png (938.8 KB)
938.8 KB PNG
I like how bex still follows every new fish and cares about them like a big sister
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
i still don't understand what jet wanted for s5.
>jet: don't peepeepoopoo on the hardwood floors or i'll get mad.
>bashir: ok i just want friendtank. can we have friendtank?
>jet: no, the audience wants peepeepoopoo.
>bashir: ok, here you go.
>jet: STOP IT
>bashir: ok, then can we have friendtank?
>jet: they don't want friendtank they want peepeepoopoo.
what exactly was he expecting them to do? just sit around and talk to tts?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: Screenshot 2026-03-25 202536.png (1.8 MB)
1.8 MB PNG
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 984482.webm (2.9 MB)
2.9 MB WEBM
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219790932
>>219790974
Both songs are good.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219790798
Brushing over the Nepstein Files as
>Honestly I didn’t really look into this but I think it was just people mad that season 4 got cut short
is some of the most pants on head retarded revisionism I’ve ever seen. He’s probably paid off at this point. Especially now Steinful confirmed that they bought the subreddit.
>>
>>
>>
File: v.jpg (7.6 KB)
7.6 KB JPG
Anypony notice how Americans are all fake nice scumbags? What's with the non-stop touching, every second there is a handshake, a hug, ''I love you man,'' ''I like everyone here.'' They can't keep hands off eachother, all big smiles, the second anyone new enters the house all of them line up to go compliment the new person, give them hugs. And then the second someone isn't in the room they talk shit. They find any excuse to start fights. They are nice to your face but then they ghost you or become passive aggressive. Just completely fake. You can never tell what anyone thinks because they act like your best friend while actually seething and wanting to kill you. Absolutely neurotic.
>>
>>
>>219790801
Not so sure. Maybe, maybe not. The actor in him might make his kindness seem more performative than it is, but you generally also need to have a certain personality to want to become an actor at age 30. Not saying he's a monster, but I wouldn't be too quick to lionize him as the greatestest guy ever.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219791011
creature is very attractive. her breasts are large and her figure pornographic. everything about her is intensely erotic. she's like a sexy cartoon character. payton and jc mog, of course, being athletic models or dancers with brilliant smiles. jc is the fish i would most like to have sex with. creature and abi come in joint 3rd behind them (for attractiveness, not want of to have sex with). i love the angles of abi's head/face and the way she emotes and dresses. she's like a sexy character from a game, like a high-budget rpg. and then come trish and bex. great bodies, friendly faces. trish beats bex to 5th place because she has a super-duper personality, while bex comes across as somewhat cold and detached. i don't let sexual orientation affect my rankings, so if she is a lesbian it doesn't matter to me. trish is the fish i would second most like to have sex with. cuddles with trish would be way better than with jc, and i would trust her the most with a cooking pan or utensil. where trish falls down is in her face. it's nothing to sniff at, but she's got the jungle island look that says your wages will go far but you'll probably die crossing the road. the last mark against trish is that, while lovable, fuckable and marryable, she just doesn't go for a man like me, and i don't believe in raping women. finally, if nifty cut and washed her hair, i think she would be quite pretty in a homely way. she has amazing breasts and her s2 mugshot is highly approachable. you would let nifty look after your children if she had normal hair. and i'd hope my kid would learn a thing or two about comedy and being kind from staying with her. at the end of the day i would like to have sex with nifty, and i think she would be super encouraging and thoughtful, but there's too much aesthetic baggage there which i didn't sign up for. same goes for binx (unranked due to lifestyle). i would happily fuck any of the listed fish in their pussies or breasts and welcome your thoughts
>>
>>
>>219790925
Neither of them did anything wrong and both are examples of people who desperately need kindness and strong role models in their lives. When they were around him the twins completely wrangled Alex with actual sincere kindness, something James Snake can never provide.
>>
File: 1773778132459624.webm (3.8 MB)
3.8 MB WEBM
>>219791025
who cares
>>
>>
>>
>>219790911
early on jet wanted friendtank with occasional conflict until bashirs complaining and the 'mogging' of fish vs prod caused spite. that and they are uncreative hacks who can only rely on peepeepoopoo for any content
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1726918659484781.jpg (54.3 KB)
54.3 KB JPG
I don't ever want to hear the term "cum bunny" again
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219790912
Charity's spot should have been given to an actual person, maybe even Vimp, her being a fish would have make her more interesting, because she would have to actually be a person and not just a shadow of whoever she is near.
>>
>>
File: 1774316709990763.webm (1.4 MB)
1.4 MB WEBM
I just want to take care of Hale and give her all the love she was never given in her life
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219791011
>What's with the non-stop touching
It's the opposite I've noticed, Americans are terrified of touching each other. But I'm a Mediterranean, greeting women with kisses and men with dick rubs is common here.
>>
>>219791054
It's one of the reasons why I prefer Bashir to all of them. Bashir is pretty honest about how he feels with people. He doesn't hug people for no reason, I am fairy sure all Bashir hugs were at appropriate emotional moments. If he has a problem he actually says it, like calling Landon stupid to his face, which the rest of the house really disliked. Bashir is either real and honest, or he shuts his mouth and says nothing.
>>
>>
>>
>>219790801
>he fell for james playing the game
Making people think you're nice is basic strategy for shows like this, every instance of james being "nice" to anyone was only done to benefit him somehow in the game, otherwise he stayed out of it.
He's also still trying to make bashir look bad on instagram, saying "everyone" but him agreed to a camping trip and mentioning everyone but him when honoring the other contestants
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1723935738458287.png (61.5 KB)
61.5 KB PNG
I'd make Emma into my greasy little anal cum bunny
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1775801312087128.png (1 MB)
1 MB PNG
>>219791099
>>219791117
Same. Just want to see the beautiful Hale blossom
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1774632141074032.jpg (15.5 KB)
15.5 KB JPG
What is your guys' favorite BAMerism
mine would be
>CEILING SHOEPRINT
>>
File: screenshot-20260406-225004.png (263.5 KB)
263.5 KB PNG
bongers im bonging out
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1752191605397578.png (179.8 KB)
179.8 KB PNG
>>219791253
you're brown
>>
>>
File: Screenshot 2026-03-15 200824.png (661.7 KB)
661.7 KB PNG
seriously, can they be fixed?
>>
File: angie.jpg (900.5 KB)
900.5 KB JPG
>>219791077
I also prefer TLP
>>
>>219791134
In restaurants in the med I either get cold employees or sincere smiles.
In northern restaurants it's all business, unspoken mutual respect for norms.
In burgerstani restaurants I get guys with prison tattoos forcing fake smiles and feminine "friendly" voices.
>>
File: 1767384485663504.jpg (317.3 KB)
317.3 KB JPG
>>219791253
>>
File: 1722543660042317.webm (1.3 MB)
1.3 MB WEBM
>>219791263
>>
>>
>>219791242
Only for mentally ill fake Americans. Notice how when Bashir starts ranting about shit no one cares about, not a single one of these fake freaks just told him to stop and told him they don't want to hear about movies from the 1920s.
Normal people would just tell him they don't care and to stop going on weird rants.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: HF7noA8asAEgjqK.jpg (372.4 KB)
372.4 KB JPG
>>219791278
They're perfect the way they are
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1773604064920938.png (618.3 KB)
618.3 KB PNG
>>219791077
who are you? why are you so scared?
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: IMG_9624.png (587.5 KB)
587.5 KB PNG
>APE CHILI
>>
>>
>>219791253
>>219791290
pretty much jet wanted another S3 callback but didn't have the heart to tell her to fuck off afterwards
>>
>>
File: 669708095_18159926152442993_4243671570336999751_n.jpg (130.6 KB)
130.6 KB JPG
good woman
>>
>>
File: Untitled.jpg (112.8 KB)
112.8 KB JPG
Thoughts?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1750505995336958.mp4 (1.2 MB)
1.2 MB MP4
>>219791200
>he's a failed theater kid
He made it further than Sam would have without access to his dads bank.
>he's never been close to as much of a star as he was on fishtank
True, but him and his family are also certainly dealing with a bunch of bullshit that would turn most normal people off.
>he is raising some other man's nigger babies
He's the dad that stepped up.
>>
File: 1757906824284476.jpg (41.3 KB)
41.3 KB JPG
>tjseethers
>bashseethers
>>
>>219791331
>>219791332
>18:41:50
bruh
>>
>>
File: Screenshot_20260416_134046_Brave.jpg (206.6 KB)
206.6 KB JPG
>>219791145
She's well aware of that
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1773639664564375.png (587.1 KB)
587.1 KB PNG
>>
>>
>>
File: screenshot-20260407-180617.png (980.2 KB)
980.2 KB PNG
>>219791332
comfy kino
>>
File: 669708095_18159926080442993_173346185861811687_n.jpg (50.7 KB)
50.7 KB JPG
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
retards ITT crying about fish teaming up with freeloaders. thats how its suppose to work. its not suppose to be fish working together against the freeloaders. you are suppose to weaponize the freeloaders against your fellow fish contestants with the goal of getting them to quit. emma and drake weaponizing beth and laura is exactly how it should work.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219791407
>>219791332
yeah we got a viva la bam x fishtank episode
and I am happy for that
>>
File: 1774078149490632.png (506.7 KB)
506.7 KB PNG
>we need a controversial charismatic internet figure that can fight, has a strong presence and is somewhat a big guy who can also bring in an audience to the show
Jeez, if only there was a perfect guy for the job.
>>
>>
File: 1741748521635678.jpg (60.5 KB)
60.5 KB JPG
>>219791352
I don't know enough about him but I do believe he could commit to it well enough.
>>
File: 1730411528417299.png (119.1 KB)
119.1 KB PNG
>>219791352
bam was friendly and nobody in s5 house was respecting jet and his ideas, ben faggot screaming had no impact at all, people were ignoring him as well
sam is an ape everyone is scared of because he can explode in any moment "as a gag", he is passive-aggressive, he doesnt let contestants close
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219791352
Only if they have a gimmick where they have a different host every week. Harley isn't that interesting and lacks the edge. He'd be fine for a few days as simply being a big guy would be intimidating, but people would quickly realize he is very soft.
>>
>>
retards ITT crying that mints has a beautiful fat ass and they will never be able to fuck it. That's how it's supposed to work, you get to see him walk around strutting his shit and then you are aroused and by tts to "mock" him to get your repressed homosexual lust out
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: af4970d8077946d220a3a028c9ee5cc4.jpg (60 KB)
60 KB JPG
>>219791434
He barely even puts up with his 2 hour online shows without drinking and ending early. He would never deal with this shit
>>
File: 1684627617807457.jpg (23 KB)
23 KB JPG
>>219791352
Harley has the physicality, but not the character. I don't think he could scream or intimidate someone if his life depended on it. He's just too nice.
I have to say, Ben kind of fit that role in S1, because he wasn't well known, the fish didn't know what to expect. Also, he looked like an extra from True Detective S1
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 20260416_124607.jpg (1.4 MB)
1.4 MB JPG
>>219791273
whiter than her
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1757874686634896.jpg (581.5 KB)
581.5 KB JPG
>>219791459
its ruff
>>
>>
File: 1776086089759991m.jpg (170 KB)
170 KB JPG
>>219791224
She actually brought out a warm smile during the photoshoot challenge
>>
>>219791352
Get JD and James Drake to cohost.
Harley seems like a cool dude and he's defo big, but he seems so washed up (energy-wise) doesn't he? Like I can't see him being a strong leader or bringing strong comedy chops. James Drake could be the tentpole fishtank needs, balancing out the fish/tank w/ him as the Host providing a strong base. JD can be there so James Drake isn't completely alone in there, they're two JDs, and JD isn't hellish but he's also not afraid to talk shit and he's ready to defend himself. They're both kind of like free tts as well.
>>
>>
File: 1776075271190355.png (746.2 KB)
746.2 KB PNG
>>219791509
I think that's vimp but it must be an old pic from before she transitioned
>>
>>219791352
Is that the epic meal time basedboy?
He is tall as fuck, yeah, but lmao, they'll have to make sure not to get any actual rough-housers like Freddy or chads like Drake because no matter his height, he still exhales onions energy
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219791352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndU9x0uN-aM
He doesn't seem to have the energy for it these days.
>>
>>
File: asdasdd.jpg (11.3 KB)
11.3 KB JPG
good host?
>>
>>219791448
What’s the goal though, pure money sink vanity project? Because there’s no way with their level of incompetence that they’d be able to clear $10mil during the season to break even and then start taking profit.
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1755034977293973.webm (2.1 MB)
2.1 MB WEBM
>>219791601
Ben and Angie's 5ft tall half jewish half flip balding sons!
>>
>>
File: images_20(1)_20(2).png (395 KB)
395 KB PNG
the host of season 6
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219791587
he does too much shit he runs like 4 companies he wouldn't be able to
he is also not able to play a character really
I was thinking about that whole comedy circle
Ari shaffir probably could, but would make it way too gross.
Some people from the OnA universe might work but I don't know if they'd be willing to deal with the tts fucking with them like norton or cumia
I think you'd need a younger poorer comedian who doesn't have as much going on but most of them are pussies. I don't like william montgomery but I could actually see him working as host for having the manic sam energy, he had tai on his podcast.
The issue is someone willing to do it who is younger but still can bully people confidently and not make it obviously a joke
>>
>>
If Frank just didn't show up he wouldn't be a kwab. But he begged to show up, teased he was coming, threw a tantrum, and then claimed he didn't want to be there anyways all while watching the show all day every day.
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: lords-chips.gif (45.6 KB)
45.6 KB GIF
BEHOLD! your new host
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1751298893736670.webm (1.9 MB)
1.9 MB WEBM
>>219791705
>>
File: 1765566853277662.png (179.4 KB)
179.4 KB PNG
the state of the vimpcord simps
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1684793557408484.jpg (484.9 KB)
484.9 KB JPG
>>219791681
He explained it well enough right? He enjoyed season 1 so much that he wanted something physical to represent that love. Yes it's gay but I wonder why he would do that instead of getting a shirt or whatever else the wiggers were selling after S1.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1751300584452384.webm (730.3 KB)
730.3 KB WEBM
How to get people to stop fucking with production:
>hire 15-20 people instead of just 10
>first person to shit-test the production, just kick them to make an example
>????
>profit
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1755337591585344.jpg (65 KB)
65 KB JPG
>>219791785
>yeah I'm also in the discord but I'm totally different than all these other guys
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: Screenshot_6.png (384.8 KB)
384.8 KB PNG
>bingos knight or whatever the fuck his name is believes his gimmick is entertaining
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1769007121798480.png (129.9 KB)
129.9 KB PNG
TLP has less viewers than Jin
>>
File: IMG_3236.jpg (24.8 KB)
24.8 KB JPG
You have his number Jet. Call him in to host season 6.
Also he’s a bro stop being scared he is going to blab about your r9k past
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219791778
Or just use military tactics
>Landon shit-test production
>Production removes cigarettes/beds/coffee/running water/etc
>"You get these back when Landon stops fucking with production"
Not only this is effective but also it creates tension among contestants
>>
>>
File: 1758511591227526.png (1.1 MB)
1.1 MB PNG
Jet. Make the call.
We need a new host.
>>
File: Screenshot_36.png (589.4 KB)
589.4 KB PNG
Lasagna Anna would host for free and would pay to cast the male fish
>>
>>
>>
File: 3082743_0990bc.jpg (106.5 KB)
106.5 KB JPG
Make the call
>>
lowkey if i'm ever unemployed or w/e i'll just try get into fishtank, see if i can coast a la landon, and then just help cleaning up or whatever so i can stay a few days. free food. free roof. change to hang out with some 3/10 mid girls (eh).
>>
>>
>>
>>219791011
that's a southern thing. up north we don't do that shit.
in the south they're nice to your face but talk shit behind your back
in the north they're assholes to your face but will help you out and kind when needed
idc what they do on the west coast
>>
>>219791707
nah he's wholesome as fuck actually
https://youtube.com/shorts/kFx18UcN2Y4?si=jyxDMcBc-Rq2FToT
>>
>>
>>
File: 1776210621428932m.jpg (72.2 KB)
72.2 KB JPG
I think this thread SUCKS!
>>
File: hunger.jpg (42.4 KB)
42.4 KB JPG
Bliccy aint never been funny
botted to hell and back so fucking weird
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219791587
isn't there a pic of jet from skankfest?
>>219791665
he likes to hustle, he can probably make it work. I feel like there is potential there.
>>
>>
>>
>>219791434
You know what? At first I thought "what a stupid idea" but then I remembered he actually has a softer side and could probably do a pretty good surrogate father shtick, like the one sam had in s1. There are definitely worse choices for hosts.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219791871
he is very gettable and he's confident I do not think people would be able to handle him at all
>>219791899
I think you can't really look for another sam you need someone to do their own thing
The main criteria would be
1) Willingness to be directly mean/promote conflict and go after people who don't do what he says
2) Still caring about them being able to interview/get peoples backgrounds and want them to be better as people
I don't think you really need ironic distance you just need to do someone who can do the two above
as a like minimum
There are lots of just standup focused people who are not popular at all they could get the main issue is most of them are just conflict avoidant pussies
>>
File: 1744038787989563.jpg (133.2 KB)
133.2 KB JPG
There has never been a good female freeloader
>>
>>
File: 1773036030027988.png (401.8 KB)
401.8 KB PNG
>>219791830
>garnachosknight donated 100 Penis Wipes by Dude Wipes
>>
>>
File: Screenshot 2025-04-19 160136.png (470.4 KB)
470.4 KB PNG
>>219791782
Nina was always beautiful... <3
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>big
>sociopath
>has presence
>familiar with the show
>fan favorite but his bit got old two seasons ago, needs a new role
Make the call Jet. You know he'd make a good host. Get him on ozempic and HGH like Sam so he doesn't get mogged by an Indian again.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1733255457212171.png (360.3 KB)
360.3 KB PNG
>>219791991
He'd fit right in
>>
File: 1767755951313220.mp4 (699.8 KB)
699.8 KB MP4
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1764225108096283.jpg (523.1 KB)
523.1 KB JPG
>pops Bashirs cherry
would you mark out?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219791731
reminds me of the time a bro and I infiltrated a nasty pornthot discord and had a good laugh at all the simps there (posting their irl selfies), while getting more attention from their object of desire talking in chat ignoring her and discretely making fun of the simps.
Gj anon. fuck simps
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: shock-joaquin.gif (431.7 KB)
431.7 KB GIF
>>219792044
>>
>>
File: Adam_Friedland,_Jan_2026_(cropped).jpg (3.1 MB)
3.1 MB JPG
vance here
this is the season 6 host
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: andy dick.jpg (22.3 KB)
22.3 KB JPG
I've got a host that will blow your whole production
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219791352
Harley is not intimidating and he's a Jew which brings it's own insanity to the house for the wrong reasons. No more middle eastern tribes people on the show, no more jews or muslims with their blood feuds.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1764224755693863.jpg (397.5 KB)
397.5 KB JPG
>>219792130
>>219792090
no im just saying Cole bitched out of an Ellie storyline lets hope Bashir dont
>>
>>
>>
File: Screenshot 2026-04-12 215839.png (545.4 KB)
545.4 KB PNG
>>219792128
taking a marker and putting a line through something
>>
>>
>>219792006
That's because Jet wants to fuck every woman on the show or feels too bad about kicking them. This leads to the women overstaying their welcome.
Laura would be considered a top tier freeloader if she was removed a few days after JD left. Vimp would be considered good if she was removed after the candy challenge.
The black midge would be a top tier freeloader but Jet felt bad about removing her so she stuck around too long.
The dudes have to fight to be kept in and the second Jet doesn't find them interesting they are kicked.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1758649706782971.webm (2.3 MB)
2.3 MB WEBM
He was a good freeloader this season
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1776110810272447.png (661.1 KB)
661.1 KB PNG
>>219792173
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1776142360277152.png (520.3 KB)
520.3 KB PNG
>dumbgay trying to sell all the twins' stuff to fans
>>
>>
File: HEol_6PakAA5qcc.png (777 KB)
777 KB PNG
shota cocks
>>
>>
>>219792128
pro wrestling term, the fans are called marks (an old carnival term for identifying people that can be scammed at carnival games - applies to wrestling because it's fake but obviously no one believes it's actually real now) and to mark out is to become incredibly excited about something - say like some 10 year old kid going crazy when John Cena wins the heavyweight title. So someone could be a Drake mark (a big fan of Drake) and marked out hard when he won the show.
>>
File: 1748700399440353.png (370.4 KB)
370.4 KB PNG
Bro what is this bitch still doing there?!
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1687046843938.jpg (19.6 KB)
19.6 KB JPG
>>219791782
Noooooo, she was cuuuute
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1776224884227850.mp4 (787.8 KB)
787.8 KB MP4
>>219792245
>>
>>
File: Bezo was kicked.png (90.7 KB)
90.7 KB PNG
Face it, Bezo is the Cole of this season.
>>
File: 1762369183919538.png (404.9 KB)
404.9 KB PNG
why does she seem like such a good woman now
>>
>>
>>219792201
Good enough I guess but what did he do besides arguing with Burt? He threatened to go off on Laura but never did, got in Bashir's face once during the superbed, and made everyone paranoid about Frank.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219792183
Hates Laura, not worth it to have someone on that annoys audience just because they hassle the fish.
Idk why /ftl/ hates Frank so much, yet heaped praise on Laura because she did what he would've done with the addition of being grating
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219791996
The distance is needed for the mystique that makes fish perform, willing to get uncomfortable instead of thinking they're part of the production.
Harland Williams and Matan could do it but they're so well known most fish would think they're "in on it".
Even Bingo and Bongo with some direction could maintain the mystique and demand a different kind of authority if the fish don't know them. The fish should be thinking "wtf are we doing here" but not complain about it.
>>
File: 1720162073807591.png (501.9 KB)
501.9 KB PNG
>>219792216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mglXyZ4w94
>>
>>
>>
File: Jeff_Leach.jpg (1.2 MB)
1.2 MB JPG
This guy voiced Ghost from Modern Warfare (2019) he got fired from Activision for a non-woke tweet about women or something. Your new Host!
>>
>>
>>
File: 1768717067851547.jpg (140.7 KB)
140.7 KB JPG
>>219792268
>>
>>219792200
Massive cope. The love triangle shit was not interesting. What Vimp did was completely destroy Landon. Landon wasn't funny and interesting since the goo room opened. Vimp killed Bashir's momentum, he was getting more confident and was glad to have someone backing him up. Her backstabbing pretty much shut him down and he spent his last days just working on goo because it was better than facing anyone in the house.
Vimp's presence after the candy challenge was cancerous.
>>
File: 1746436513205473.png (518.3 KB)
518.3 KB PNG
>>219792087
>reminds me of the time a bro and I infiltrated a nasty pornthot discord
>>
>>
>>
File: Capture.png (135.3 KB)
135.3 KB PNG
>KF thread got taken over by literal troon thirst posting
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1764824393260114.png (143.7 KB)
143.7 KB PNG
Did Burt write this?
>>
>>
>>219792268
Has the self-awareness not kicked in that he was kicked because he was so unlikable in his life outside the tank, so hated that the instant people found out who he was and that he was that guy, the discord mod for Fishtank and they swatted the house just to get at him and that is why he was kicked from the show.
>>
>>
>>219792283
She didn't hassle the Fish. She hassled JD well enough and failed at hassling Bashir, if anything she only strengthened his support from the audience, and then cried about him being a woman beater over and over again lol, faggot loud torta bitch screaming nigga faggot nigga faggot coochiecooi'mgonnatickles needs to be thrown off a cliff
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>219792351
>>219792364
lol @ stay inside whiteboys
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: GIF_20260402_053347_768.gif (3.3 MB)
3.3 MB GIF
>>219792053
>bliccy sucks
>>
File: VICKYNEWS.jpg (248.9 KB)
248.9 KB JPG
[HEARTWARMING NEWS] OFFICIAL VICKY UPDATE: VICKY IS ENGAGED
Vicky is now engaged to this musician. He proposed to her on stage and gave her an engagement ring. They are getting married.
>>
File: gorang.png (712.3 KB)
712.3 KB PNG
>>219792426
>>219792413
>>219792436
what I do?
>>
>>
>>
File: 1748325381368264.jpg (29.9 KB)
29.9 KB JPG
>Would you fuck me?
>>
File: Screenshot_14.png (1.1 MB)
1.1 MB PNG
>>219792440
shut the fuck up Thielbot
huur i was raped female jobe which in turn was just a low test Jimmy
>>
>>
>>219791681
why do we have 50gb fishtank folders? because we are collectors, so is he, he is collecting items, headbands, custom headbands, funky shoes, funky clothes related to cultures and places, toys related to people from fishtank
>>
File: enters.webm (2.4 MB)
2.4 MB WEBM
>>219792482
whatever dude
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: raging miroquai.gif (3.1 MB)
3.1 MB GIF
>>219792506
get new fishgirls
>>
>>219792127
not as alpha as you bro
>>219792142
simp detected
>>219792155
chekt, and I salute you bro
>>219792157
gainfully
>>219792330
HAHA
>>
File: 4YmxuVh.jpg (20.7 KB)
20.7 KB JPG
>>219792530
Why bake?
>>
File: 1776123120780963m.jpg (56.9 KB)
56.9 KB JPG
>>219792478
your posting style is far too quirky and whimsical for you not to vibe with bliccy's humor. ur trying 2 troll me
>>
File: VICKSTER-ABS.jpg (211.1 KB)
211.1 KB JPG
>>
Bingbong tank:
Bongo is the upbeat host, always optimistic with over the top enthusiasm about whatever dumb bit they're doing.
Bingo is even more emo than irl, yelling at her sister about how stupid the bit is except the dumbest bits like being psychic dragons, they take those completely seriously.
The fish get sucked into a world where they have to go along with delusional weirdos.
The challenges are always dumb bits with good monetary rewards but handed out unpredictably. Every day fish get actual money, mostly for providing content.
>>