star trek sex with shran

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Bajor was in a better position under their treaty with the Dominion

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total pinkskin death

>>219798452
Trekpu don't talk like that that's not like you

>>219798347
I wonder who could be shapeshifted into this post...

>>219798452
Very kind of you to spare Mayweather.

>>219798633
Dominion forced them to have friendly relations with Cardassia, and even had them cooperatively manning DS9 together. The feddies could never make that happen

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>>219798652
someone needs to lift the frieght

>A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on, and licks it. Or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.

I always turned to Dr. Boyce for advice when I was feeling down.

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>>219799004
All that worked up over some pond scum green women who would still be ick if they were white.

>>219799156
Me too. He's helped me plenty of times over the years.

The Dominion really couldn’t find more than one Iconian gateway huh

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>Groppler. That's the equivalent of a thot, isn't it?

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member when trek lesbos was kino

>>219799646
i thought everyone here hates DS9 mirror episodes

>>219799747
Yeah but I like women

>>219799747
I do but I'm one of the Voyboys who doesn't like most DS9 episodes beyond the Dominion war arc

>>219798452
They're so obsessed with prequels and the TOS era, could they do another Enterprise-like show? Felt like it was cut too short and they didn't get to do enough of the pre-Federation Alpha Quadrant when everyone hated each other.

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On those nutrek shows, all the uniform boots are so overdesigned. Like hyperspecialized boxing/basketball hybrid sneakers full of spacy microdetails. The captain of an aircraft carrier isn't wearing cutting edge frontier aircraft carrier sneakers, he's wearing standard edition black leather shoes that fit the uniform.
Kirk's era has reached the same normalization. Space travel is for everyone and doesn't require space gear.

>>219798652
Andorian eyes see all human skin as a color that translates as pink.

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>>219800061
I fucking hate how NuTrek plasters the Starfleet logo all over every set. That's worse than the shitty overdesigned uniforms for me.

>>219800182
It doesn't bother me at all because I don't watch it.

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>>219799548
For the longest time I thought Groppler was his name.

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>>219800300
Same.

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>>219800300
I'm pretty sure 90% of viewers thought Groppler was a name. Even the writers didn't care enough to clarify.

>>219800417
>Have pet magical wish granting jellyfish
>Use it to construct magnificent futuristic spaceport.
>Continue to live in absolute squalor.
Were the Bandi a little... you know...

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She's back! Good ol' Ensign...uh...

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>takes your home
>takes your plantings
>nullifies your sister
>upturns your defenders
>Janeway: DURR THE KREDIN AREN'T THE NEMESIS
Do they really expect us to fathom this shit?

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>>219801234
What do you mean you don't remember Ensign Jatel? You must not have been paying attention, shame on you.

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>SILARAN: I'm glad that you remember. Now, do you remember what you did? How you put a plasma charge outside his bedroom window in the middle of the night?
>KIRA: I remember he executed fifteen Bajoran farmers because they refused to display the Cardassian banner outside their homes.
I don’t understand.
Why not just display the banner?
>fighting insurgency
>farmers refuse to even lie that they won’t offer aid and comfort to insurgents with an empty gesture

>>219798251
why

>>219801234
two. weeks.
twwooo... wwwee-eekks

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This TNG episode is great

>watching "Justice" on H&I
I wonder how long TNG would've lasted if they stuck with the TOS-style "Omniscient Space Weirdo of the Week" plot lines of Season 1?

>>219798267
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your PADD screen which is the only source of light in your quarters, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Shran post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just type the words. Oh, and we all know the words. The "epic" Star Trek blue guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on subspace posting about an Andorian man. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a science officer or a helmsman or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Shranfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "star trek sex with shran star trek sex with shran." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same temporal loop that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

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>perfect world
>all rule breakers are killed
Paradise

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>BLACK SPACE MAN

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>16 years in the future
>troi and crusher aged up just by using less eyeliner
kek

>>219801435
>just wear the mask even if it doesn't make sense
No, and furthermore death to all Cardassians

>>219801567
They only had so many Phase II scripts to rework, ran out by the second season

>>219801567
Season 1 was burning off scripts from the TOS revival show that never happened.

>>219801706
the jewish wars of Rome were started for basically the same reason (not displaying a statue of the emperor). You’re siding with the hebrews here.

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>>219801567
They were still milking "space god of the week" for years.

>>219801820
Oh no
anyways

>>219798251
Is it true Kinberg is getting hired to do a hard reset on the franchise? We're so back boys.

>>219801904
I heard this rumor too but I'm surprised I haven't seen any clickbait about it in my feed.

>>219801706
Cardassian website. Vedek Yassim lost.

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Good TNG episode

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Starfleet should have reduced the Argrathi homeworld to a pile of ash. Hope they got DOMINION'd at the very least

>>219801946
Yeah I had a click baity YouTube video pop up and give me hope but I've learned with all the Kathleen Kennedy rumours for the last 10 years that you can't trust copium channels.

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God bless you

I fucking love good TNG
Season 1 too

>>219802393
seas 1's strong eps are among the best of the entire series
they got it right a few times.

I love how Sisko is visibly mentally unwell and being black is just a small part of it.

>>219802486
Sisko talks to Jake like he wants to fuck him. Such a weird tone

>>219802486
If you go back and watch the first episode of DS9, he really cracked when Jennifer died during the Battle of Wolf359.

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Epic

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Fuck the nutrek guy

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>watching “The Hunted”
>entire bridge crew get in the turbolift
>don’t say a word to anyone else
ummm guys? guys where are you going? Who has the bridge? Guys?
Also wtf was that ending, they really just ducked out

>>219804234
It brings up the question of who's minding the bridge when the entire senior staff is having meetings in the conference room.

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>>219804271
The computer automatically calls in the B-squad from Descent. lmao Barnaby

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>>219803117

Subordinate officers are required to acknowledge their superiors with the proper address when given an order.......except, y'know, when it's an extra who doesn't get any lines.

>>219804871
>nobody in the hallways ever nods and goes “‘aptain”
humanity has evolved beyond social contrivance it seems

space racism
spacism, if you will

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>>219804944
It’s policy !

>VOY Dark Frontier
>the moment where the Borg stop being an unstoppable collective force and become lackeys for the queen, waddling around, pressing buttons

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Captain Janeway is the "long arm" of the law in the Delta Quadrant, on this episode of Star Trek: Voyager

>>219805006
there was another anon many threads ago who pointed this out and now it bothers the fuck outta me too
in TNG the Borg literally link up and THINK what the ship does, in VOY they're all pushing buttons on consoles like what the fuck

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>>219801668
>tfw you realize that she's supposed to be the same age Marina was when she filmed These Are The Voyages

>>219802057
>ARGRATHI [OC]: All offenders in detention area four. If you do not cease this disturbance immediately, you will be disciplined.
>O'BRIEN: Discipline this! *O'Brien takes a big fat Irish ogre shit all over the prison walls*

>>219802606
He's like that with everyone to varying degrees. With Bashir and Worf he's more tsundere.

>>219802606
He speaks more softly with Jake because Jake is his refuge. He needs something away from all the Starfleet, Borg, Bajor, and Prophet bullshit. That's why he flips out hard when Jake gets possessed by one of the Prophets. After losing his wife, he CANNOT lose Jake.

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Commander, tell me about...

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>>219805018
Not her first time

>>219801951
Square tumblers are illogical.

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Sisko was mostly until he was told he was worse than the borg. After that he hated Eddington even more than he hated Picard.

>>219807704
star trek drinks with shran

>>219807704
Can Vulcans get hammered?
They might have superhuman stamina and all that, but if you poured 20 shots down Tuvok's throat would he not be fucked right up?

>>219807912
I think there is a scene in a TOS episode where Spock says it doesn't affect him.

>>219808373
spock is a liar

>>219808516
This, if he's half human he can get tore the fuck up. Regular Vulcans are a maybe, but you could definitely get Spock blackout drunk if you tried.

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what do you mean the cardassians liberated the bajoran people from a savage csste system?

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>>219808548
nothing to do with him being half human. vulcans are liars. all of them

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>>219799646
Aye.

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>>219809426

>>219808820
>ACHSHULLY WE LIBERATED OURSELVES FROM IT!!
>TO FIGHT THEM
As if I’d believe an Ih’valla

i want to hang kira from a tree

>>219811646
I want to bang Kira with my tree (penis).

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>Act 1
>Kirk: OH MY GOD HE VIOLATED THE PRIME DIRECTIVINO HE IS CHANGING THEIR CULTURE
>Act 3
>Kirk: Noble savages, I will now give you a lesson on the US constitution and make you promise to change your culture

Kirk Nerys
James T. Kira

>>219811674
>yeah this cold war shit is retarded look how they destroyed each other but also USA USA USA

>>219811674
>>219811856
They could have done the same scene with the Coms and Mao's little red book.

How did old man Jake get his African accent?

>>219812232
He spent some time on that Africa-themed planet they found in TOS.

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>>219812232
That's not actually Jake, it's Kurn lost in time trying to regain his memory and figure out who he really is.

>>219812495
I thought it was Candyman?

Tony Todd was a goated actor. RIP

Tony Todd is one of those actors who seemed to be in just about every series from the 90s and even the 2000s.

>>219798347
>abolishes child labor
>no statue
>lowers quotas
>no statue
>creates jobs for Bajoran women
>no statue

It's a little odd we pretty much never see Cardassians being the over-the-top brutes they're described as being to random Bajoran civilians.

I'm also nooticing that Bajor still looks like a thriving paradise, not something stripped of its resources by uncaring alien invaders...

>>219809426
He means he wants pics.

>This was the first episode directed by Avery Brooks. B.C. Cameron, who worked as his First Assistant Director on the installment, recalled, "It was kind of hard because he was very closed. He wouldn't really share a lot of information." However, Brooks himself enjoyed directing the episode, particularly for directing Colm Meaney and Fritz Weaver, as well as portraying Cardassia.
>B.C. Cameron's difficulty with Avery Brooks' directing came to a head while they were working on one particular scene. "He called me aside in Quark's Bar," Cameron remembered. "It was pitch black in there, 'cause we weren't shooting in there. It was dark, and I went in, and he said, 'I want you to make sure I get what I need.' And I said, 'It's kind of difficult sometimes because I come to ask you questions and then you act like you don't want to tell me things, or that I'm bothering you.' And he said, 'I guess you don't understand my sense of humor.' And I said, 'To be honest with you, sir, I'm not sure you have one.' And he kind of reared back his shoulders, turned around, a little half-grin came on his face, and he said, 'What is it you want to know?' And I said, 'I'd like to know, when you have a scene in your mind, to tell us what you want.' 'Come with me,' he said." Brooks proceeded to tell Cameron the precise camera moves and blocking he had in mind for the specific scene they were working on, instructions which Cameron extremely appreciated.
Wow Avery Brooks sounds like a hassle to work with

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Is it just the nature of foids to simp for terrorists ? Barely had to be convinced and for her to all “ACHshully he had a good reason for murdering crew members and almost killing my son”

>>219815049
I guess you don't understand his sense of humor.

>>219815049
>Wow Avery Brooks sounds like a hassle to work with
He's not he's just a bit quirky. All the actors absolutely glaze him as a director. He just kinda lets them flow. There was another story where he objected to how Armin played a scene and he was like "No man you don't understand cuz Quark is like this, not like that" and he was like "Yeah you obviously know best" or whatever

>>219813974
there was a whole episode about them using some kind of soil reclamation machines to make enough arable land to feed themselves and not having enough to go around

>>219815273
why would you expect a /pol/troon to have actually watched what he's spewing bullshit about?

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>>219807912
Well he did become intoxicated along with the other crew members in The Naked Time. In fact, he got so shitfaced he sat down and cried for his mother.

>>219815273
>easily fixed by machine
You call that a depleted resource?

>>219815790
>crying because he felt ashamed that he loved having Kirk as a friend
that hurt my heart

Set phasers to "cleanly remove target from the scene without damaging anything else in the surrounding area".

>>219815176
>no you don’t understand, Quark would grab Dax’s titties and squeeze like I am now

Bajoran society was being held back by their strict caste system and religion. Their culture is ANCIENT, going back thousands of years. They even had rudimentary interstellar travel before most species. But they never did anything more with it, because of muh Prophets, muh family name

>>219815869
speaking of Dax there was something I either read in the book or I saw Terry saying it in the behind the scenes that Brooks basically toned down his acting in her scenes so that he wouldn't mog her so fucking hard and make it awkward. she was pretty self aware about not being a good actor I have to give it to her for that. she said during the filming of the pilot she was the one always holding everything up and not getting stuff right.

>>219815879
It seems crazy their caste system completely went away in 50 years. It was so bad you could literally kill the untouchables without batting an eye (which is what happens when they bring it back).

>>219815961
The d'jarras are completely retarded
>durr da prophets say that only oingoboingos can be engineers and scientists

>>219815817
but they don't have enough machines to fix it, so the scarcity remains

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>>219807912
Also, in Enterprise, T'Pol gets so woozy drinking wine, she tells Archer and Trip a "story" about her grandmother that was supposed to be a secret.

>>219815961
>It seems crazy their caste system completely went away in 50 years.
yeah you do crazy things when you unquestioningly follow "God's will" and "God's will" is just whatever some guy says it is. they got rid of them that fast and then once that charlatan showed up saying it's time to bring them back they brought them back that fast.

>>219816039
Cardassia giveth, Cardassia taketh away.

>>219816090
The Bajorans are simply psychopaths, in my estimation

>>219816127
Honestly? Dukat should have killed them all, every last one of them, turned their planet into a graveyard the likes of which the galaxy had never SEEN!!!! etc.

>>219816127
agreed

>>219809578
Dude looks like he just had a harrowing plane ride.

>>219809742
>green memories

>>219815404
Keep it up and I'll make another thread right now.

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>Now what are we? Slaves to the illusion of peace. Cowards, soft in our comfort. This sick dream has stolen our souls.

>>219816174
> ...The same childhood friend reported in a letter that Gul Dukat had provided one of the captured Bajoran women to him. He wrote,"While I was in the boat, I captured a very beautiful Baj woman, whom the said Lord Admiral gave to me. When I had taken her to my cabin she was naked-as was their custom. I was filled with a desire to take my pleasure with her and attempted to satisfy my desire. She was unwilling, and so treated me with her nails that I wished I had never begun. But-to cut a long story short-l then took a piece of rope and whipped her soundly, and she let forth such incredible screams that you would not have believed your ears. Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought that she had been brought up in a school for whores

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>everyone pretends to not know why Terry Farrell left and is still hysterical about it to this day
lol

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All Our Yesterdays is one of the very best episodes of the original series. The story, sets, costumes, and performances are really top notch, and some of the best TV ever done, from any era.

>>219816635
Well, it was retarded of her to leave.

>>219798251
https://x.com/GamingAndPandas/status/2045168448783667348?s=20
This scene is going viral to underscore how awful modern dialogue is. Imagine NuTrek writers trying to write this exchange
>Where the fuck do you get off questioning my authority?
>I'm doing my job. A clanker like you only sees ones and zeroes. I see how they really are.
>If you call me a clanker one more time, I'll fuck you so hard you won't be able to hold a Bat'leth ever again!
> *beat* Look, I'm sorry, Data. I'm just going through so much trauma right now. My coping mechanism is unchecked aggression
>Your trauma is valid, Worf. However, you are creating a toxic work environment. Once Troi returns we can all talk it out in her office

>>219816463
>I assure you,
kek

>>219816918
>4000 views
>14 replies
>35 retweets
Yeah, crazy viral

>>219817075
I've seen it posted several times by different accounts on X and YouTube.

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>>219817098
I don't use the twitters, it's for teenage girls and people who act like teenage girls.

>>219816918
That clip is how politicians and professionals in general used to talk during debates before the Age of Drumpf.

>>219816918
>This scene set unrealistic expectations of how I thought professionals would deal with each other in real life.
Yeah because it takes place in a utopian future lmao

>>219817117
>well, *I* didn't hear about it

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Did the D really need to be so gargantuan

>>219817711
That's what she said

>>219817711
It's basically a cityship.

>>219817691
I didn't read what Becky scrawled about Felicia on the restroom wall either.

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>>219817812
I read what she wrote while I was pounding her starfish in one of the stalls. She wrote, "Felicia is a whore"

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>wow this episode's really bad and and also stupid
>look it up
>it was originally a script for Star Trek Phase II
Seems about right

>>219818072
>wow this episode's really good and also thought-provoking
>look it up
>the producers were sued by a science fiction writer for stealing his story but the court ruled that it was just different enough that they didn't need to give him any credit
Seems like every third episode.

tfw you realize Dukat's goal throughout the entire series was just to get his office back.

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>>219819218
>no dukat spinoff where hes constantly trying to plot and scheme his way back into terok nor, even using his daughter in some of his devilish stratagems

>>219819266
Instead of Lower Decks we should've got "Parallels" which would just be one-off goofy "what ifs" like that.

>>219819346
You now remember Star Wars Detours.