star trek sex with shran

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The fuck happened?

>>219754675
This episode was kino desu

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>>219754675

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Remember that time when Data traveled back in time and disguised himself as a yokel from West Virginia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrLvtoKZfxY

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>>219754675
If it's the end, then your credits will be worthless in a little while. Come to quarks, where you can take your mind off things.
> unless you're Ferengi, at which point rule of acquisition 98 applies, which says:
> if you can't take it with you, don't go

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>>219754675
looks like a joint

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>cant believe humans buy poison
>runs a bar

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>>219757506
Brent reprised that role not long after he reprised Data. Yay legacy sequels!
But how tall is the guy on the left? I thought Data was like 6 feet?

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>>219758200

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What ethnic group do Bajorans actually represent?

>>219758477

They got cures for bad livers and intoxication in outer space. In that episode where they think Gowron is a changeling, the crew gets intoxication meds that let them keep up with the Klingons drinking bloodwine all night.

I always liked ENT

I had a dreamst night where they made another Star Trek movie, an adaptation of TNG. They cast James McAvoy as Picard.

>>219758557
Google says John Larroquette is 6'4".

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>>219759173
Me too.

Using my Q Continuum powers to banish Wesley Crusher to Tasha Yar's home planet

>>219760152
The rape gangs don't want wesley.

Spot runter

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Do any of you have a favorite commentary track from the TNG blurays?
I like the one for Frame of Mind where the director and the DP bullshit about their jobs and have maybe a sentence or two about the actual episode.
Their careers were genuinely interesting and I thought they had neat insights on running a set and lighting so I wasn't too bothered by it.

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It was a loading hazard

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I wanted to see more Klingon arm wrestling

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Why did she do it? Why did she lie to us?

>>219761690
Troi's intimate knowledge of the humanoid psyche has led her to become something of a prankster. She knows exactly what to say to an autistic man to make him make an even bigger ass of himself in public.

>>219759173
>>219760084
I think it took a bit to grow on me, but I like ENT too. I'm not saying it's a perfect show, but I think it's enjoyable Trek.

Plus, T'Pol did things for me.

>>219762004
We reach, Brother. I've had Star Trek girls do things for me, too.

>>219758801
No wondered he raped kids with that tiny shuttle craft in the hanger

>>219754675
Goated tier episode.

>>219760084
Gotta love those dimples of Venus.

>>219759173
I could only digest half of DS9, I didn't give a single fuck about bajorans or maquis
I could only digest like two episodes of VOY
But then I jumped to ENT and oh boy it's up there with TNG for me, it truly feels like space exploration again

>>219755521
>gets a little drunk
>immediately takes over the ship and forces everyone to listen to his shower singing

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>>219762148
Yes
>>219762184
Good Ds9 episodes are the best Trek because of Bajorian Cardassian conflict. TNG>DS9>TOS>ENT>VOY>TAS>MOBIES>GARBAGE>SHIT>NUTREK

I'LL TAKE YOU HOME AGAINNNNNNNNN KATHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You know what Alex Kurtzman's problem was? He wasn't born an Irishman.

>>219762314
>because of Bajorian Cardassian conflict
Nah familia, siding with bajorans is lame as fuck it's revolting
If the Federation was mediator between them I could understand it, I could watch Bajoran-Cardassian conflict from a third party perspective.
But the Federation is clearly siding with Bajorans, are bajoran puppets, are bajoran lapdogs and bajorans bitches, and there is no Bajoran-Cardassian conflict, it's (Bajoran->)Federation-Cardassian conflict
And I could even understand all that if the Federation was exploiting the bajoran's souls or using their women to sell them or something.
But no
It's just a gay outpost in the corner of the universe, and Federation-wise, doesn't matter who controls the wormhole, Bajorans or Cardassians, but we are assumed and expected to side Bajoran

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>>219762398
Good news! It's Temporal Mechanics Thursday.

>>219762124
He never "raped" anyone. He admitted that he inappropriately touched one young girl and exposed himself to two others from 1973 to 1994. As far as I know, he was never charged, tried, or convicted of anything.
Of course, when you think about it, he practically exposed himself to millions in STtMP, so I'm sure the poor guy's already been shamed enough for that.

>>219762314
That shirt looks like it says "NIGGERS" in the thumbnail. Maybe post larger images in the future.

>>219762595
Years ago I made the mistake of buying a Niners t-shirt (not a jersey) and as soon as I got it I realized what it would look like at a glance and never wore it in public.

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>Hey So basically I'm just gonna not lower the screens I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna lower them is all HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH.
Based

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Does beta canon explain the mystery of Patrick's disappearing glasses?

I think captcha's back to normal but trying to upload an image was fucked.

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>>219763522
test

Test

>>219763767
-icles

>>219762656
Smart move. You could have gotten your ass kicked or even killed by some random illiterate non-Trekker.

Captain, our sensors are picking up strong tachyon interference.

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Watching this one now.

>>219754675
Is that supposed to be a spaceship??

>>219764333
No. It's a war machine.

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>>219764309
What a great scene, as well as this one.

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>450 year old weapon just cuts through borg shields
>not standard issue on every vessel
>still dicking around with useless phasers

"rotate frequencies!"

>>219764633
They may have eventually learned to adapt.

>>219758200
Father and son!
Canonically!

>>219759144
Whichever one you dislike but pity.
...So all of them.

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>>219764633
>>219764716

They'd adapt to it pretty quick. It worked because they weren't ready for it. That's pretty much the gimmick with the Borg. You figure out some clever way to kill them, it works once, maybe twice then they figure it out and you have to figure out something new.

>>219762184
Skip ahead a season or two in Voyager

>>219762278
Literally me.

Started watching TOS after loving TNG and DS9. I get the charm, but man every episode feels way too long. Halfway into the first season, is it like the others where it takes a moment to hit its stride?

>>219764309
I always found it a little odd that the old enterprise couldn't hide itself from regular jets and fighter craft. Shields and warp drive but no way to hide itself? Not asking for a cloaking device but at least be able to ignore primitive technologies

>>219754675
Star Trek is gay

>>219765367
I suppose they usually did it with high altitude maneuvering, similar to the way the U-2 spy planes used to operate in order to avoid detection.

>>219765671
However, in this particular episode the Enterprise had been somewhat disabled by the immense gravity field that threw them into the past, so was unable to climb high enough to avoid detection by military air and ground radar.

>>219764633
It wasn't even a real gun. Picard was technically just pelting that drone with force fields from the holodeck.

>>219765028
I really like the scene in Enterprise where Captain Arthur grapples with one that is attacking Malcolm Reed, knocking it off balance, and ripping out a portion of its Borg tubing to disable it.

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>>219764333
Legally-Distinct Berserker

Shran Trek

>>219762595
>>219764103
I have a red-on-black Klingon insignia hat that I just know some retard is going to say is a swastika

>>219763110
Admiral Patrick ate them

>>219760152
>>219760499
>Who Rapes the Rapers?

Behead those that insult the pah wraiths

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>>219767925
At least they had a reason for not intervening during the occupation.

>>219768896
BRING BACK GRATUITOUS VULCAN SEX

>>219759225
And that’s legit. Harry Anderson was also pretty tall, just a shade shorter than John.

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word from Bill

>>219769302
based bill

>>219769302
i refuse to believe Bill Shatner has ever heard of the word "fandom"

>>219769302
holy based Bill

>>219769360
what in the actual fuck are you talking about? "fandom" was basically started with Star Trek

>>219769302
Damn, he forgot about the meeting because of his dementia. Sad.

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>>219769302
>far too many of you are taking the bait

>>219769385
Shatner is 300 years old, i don't think he's ever even seen an automobile or a microwave.

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>>219765028
I'll forever be distracted by the muzzle flash being fake at first. I just need to know why. It's gotta be something to do with him pulling the gun out of the case but I don't know what.

>>219769385
I swear the word only became mainstream like a decade ago.
Personally it bugs the fuck out of me because the way most people use it doesn't feel like it makes grammatical sense. For example, like someone describing franchises they're interested in as "my fandoms"... that just sounds like a person talking about their own discrete groups of fans to me.

>>219769735
even if that's true science fiction fandom was never "mainstream." Bill was going to Star Trek conventions before you were fucking born. you being mad at people who use a word is no excuse to be fucking stupid.

>>219769812
You need to get your head straight over whether you're talking about the concept or the word, going to conventions in the 70s has no bearing on anything

>>219769646
>I just need to know why.
They run out of blanks for reshoots.

>>219769849
i don't need to get anything straight I'm telling you you're fucking retarded to project onto a 95 year old actor who was Captain Kirk that he would never know about a word that triggers you in specific

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>>219769890
i'm the guy who said shat wouldn't know the word and you're arguing with a different person now

>>219769924
thanks for letting me know

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>>219759173
ent took a little while but by the third episode i was enthusiastically singing along to the theme song
FAITH OF THE HEART

>>219769890
You're not even talking to the same anon, dude, no need to accuse others of being irrational about anything with how you've handled this
fucking connection errors, fuck me

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The opening to this episode sure is something

test

>>219770195
Jesus. Bashir was so fuckin cringe in the first few seasons, where they tried to convince us he's a heartthrob.

I don't consider TOS True Trek. It's more like Proto Trek. Basically the Tracey Ullman shorts of Star Trek.

>>219770368
>they tried to convince us he's a heartthrob.
What show were you watching? He's intentionally obnoxious and constantly failing with women...

>>219770415
add to that the only time he ever actually gets a gf he got cucked by both doctor zimmerman and fucking rom

>>219770368
Yeah I've been rewatching for the first time in a long time and I'd forgotten how cringy and annoying he was in the first season. I'm glad they toned it down because I find Bashir easy to like from season 2 onward.

Malcolm x Trip is the OTP of all of 'trek

>>219770535
it's Malcom x Hayes actually

>>219770413
TOS: The Legend of Zelda
TAS: Adventure of Link
TNG: Ocarina of Time
DS9: Majora's Mask
VOY: Link's Awakening

DSC: Breath of the Wild
SNW: Tears of the Kingdom

>>219770593
Oh yeah, ENT: Skyward Sword
The prequel that didn't quite work.

>acts retarded but turns out to be really good with technology
Was Rom intended to be an autistic stereotype?

>>219764309
computed and recorded, dear...

You really had to post it twice just to add that

the autistic stereotype is that they're retarded and can't interact with others like a normal human and that they have special interests and obsessions like for example "technology."

not that they're "really good" at anything. that's just cope perpetuated by their parents who secretly wish they aborted.

>>219770973
no i had to post it twice because there's like a 90 second delay of doing fucking anything on this site now and no matter how much you refresh you can't be sure what reflects reality anymore

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Penis

>>219771170
Neelix should have been made an honorary admiral by Starfleet.

>>219762448
you could've just wrote "I like Cardassia" and you'd be right. Don't shit on DS9 because the villains are well-written, that doesn't make sense.

>>219771228
>spends the whole series talking about how excited he is to see the delta quadrant and preparing himself to live and work there
>bails to be some talaxian single mom's sugar daddy in the third to last episode

Desu seeing what a ditzy bimbo Jeri Ryan is in real life makes her performance as Seven even more impressive.

>>219771170
Neelix proved many times, that his "knowledge" is very surface-level, and I don't remember any significant "friendships" with other species. His ship was a flying garbage truck, he wasn't anyone special.

>>219771380
There was even the episode where he ran out of useful information and just resorted to buying it illegally.

Archer was the closest we had to a Michael Scott Captain. But I think it could still be pushed further.

>>219770593
>VOY: Link's Awakening
That explains why I like it the most.

>>219771879
The Office mixed with....Star Trek? Sign me the f*ck up my guy!

>>219772173
What's with the butthurt?

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>>219757157
make the hands green and you've got a real winner crewman

>>219770593
Star Trek V: Zelda CD-i

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>>219764615
>2009 digitally enhanced edition

>>219773950
fuck off frognigger

>>219771311
He started reading up on federation laws and realized how much hot water he’d be in

>>219771311
>Kes gets booted out of the ship for being a fire hazard
>only Delta Quadrant alien who makes it to the Federation is Icheb
>gets brutally murdered by Kurtzman/Stewart Trek

>>219770810
>>219770982
He started as an idiot and then became an idiot savant and then just a savant that speaks weird

>>219759144
>polytheistic
>caste system
>highest caste is priest/clergy
>agricultural
>utterly buck broken by a technologically superior society
>massive inferiority complex

Indians, specifically Hindu Indians.

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I haven't watched any Trek, but apparently the fictional character I'm most like is Odo
What does that mean exactly

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>>219770982
>not that they're "really good" at anything. that's just cope perpetuated by their parents who secretly wish they aborted.
I guarantee the slogan "autism is a superpower" was not coined or approved by an autistic person. It grinds my gears every time I see it out in the wild. Autism is a disability where the only treatment is hiding it from others. And most of the time the special interest ends up being the first cartoon we watched or video game we played when we were six.

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>>219775250
You're a control freak with a heart of gold.

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What a nice place to live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1BUsZ7BSC8
>One day, a wounded changeling came stumbling through the forest fleeing from a mob of angry solids.
>Why were they chasing him?
>What does it matter? Solids have always mistrusted and feared shapeshifters
Wait, I've heard that one before....

>>219775631
>Attention Cardassian workers

>>219776041
If you could have great link sex you’d understand

>>219768896
Based, anon.

>>219768944
If only Star Trek could be that good again. I saw they released a comic tie-for Starfleet ACKademy. Pretty sad.

>>219776041
Are you saying that the (((changelings))) were expelled from 109 planets due to solid bigotry?

>>219775340
why are changelings so violent and primitive?

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>>219776041
>>What does it matter? Solids have always mistrusted and feared shapeshifters
i loved this answer because it goes to show how the apologetics and gaslighting are literally genetically hardcoded into their brains and even a precious bean like Weyoun 6 who was trying to genuinely be good and defy the evil of his gods will say some stupid bullshit like that. slave races aren't allowed any critical thinking.

>>219769302
Nutrek sucks

>>219777022
Have you ever considered that they could simply be right?

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>>219771380
His knowledge actively hurt the crew, earnestly its hard to find a single time his help didn't have negative consequences

>>219777676
Yes solids are right not to trust shapeless creeps

>>219777853
>t. Great link virgin

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>>219777676
the point is that Weyoun didn't answer the question

Imagine inventing FTL technology only to discover the galaxy is filled with different flavors of Space Jew.

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What was causing all that subspace interference earlier?

>>219777939
And then you look in the mirror and you’re one too

>>219768896
no pon farr four play????

>>219777933
He didn’t know the answer since he was basically telling a Bible story and Odo was being a dick shit testing his religion.

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>>219778089
it wasn't a shit test it was an earnest and natural question that I was literally wondering too when I was first watching that episode. he could have just said he didn't know but he didn't say that, he said it doesn't matter and reflexively made excuses for the changeling. there's no malice in that interaction from either of them I just thought it was really good writing to make him say that.

>>219778150
>how did Noah gather all the animals and fit them on a single boat so quickly tho

>>219769302
Lately he's been getting really pissed off about AI making up fake stories about him.

>>219764633
I figure it's to avoid training crews in a special weapon just for one purpose. Better to modify phasers.

>>219778181
Well how

>>219778832
As the tale is told, God is supposed to have spoken to the animals, influencing their instincts to lead them into the ark and remain peaceful throughout the entire journey.

>>219778413
Are you implying that he is mad about that short AI film where he meets and attends to the dying Spock?

>>219778089
No he wasn't
He thought that was the next part of the story, so he was just showing an interest

>>219778989
I don't think it was that. It was an actual fake news article. He posted a xeet a few days ago about how all kinds of AI slop news is being posted about him and that people shouldn't believe it.

>>219778989
This is the AI film I am talking about...

https://youtu.be/DMBVW81pm3c

>>219779288
Ok. I remember now. Someone was posting fake news articles about him dying. Yeah. If I was he I'd be pissed off too.

>>219778088
>four play
it's foreplay, jeet

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>>219769302
Capital punishment for anyone involving the best captain in their retarded culture war conspiracy theories.

>>219775340
>You're just like a brother to me!

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>>219777984
I was watching "Move Along Home"

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>>219770875
Computer, you will not address me in that manner. Compute.

>>219781797
ALAMARAINE

>>219778930
How did the turtles from the Galapagos get to the ark in a timely manner?
>>219779271
Nah he was being a dick.

>>219781905
Kirk has disliked AI from the start

New series idea: Riker and Chakotay co-captaining a ship exploring worlds around the galactic rim.

watching Babylon 5 and the people who said DS9 ripped it off weren't exaggerating

>>219779427
Firstly, that isn't AI, secondly, he was an executive producer for it...

>>219775631
Hope nothing bad happens to it

>>219773950
>>2009 digitally enhanced edition
Anon, that first pic is from a Ships of the Line calendar

>>219778413
If anyone can defeat AI, it’s Kirk

>>219770368
>where they tried to convince us he's a heartthrob.
Huh? What are you talking about? Where did they ever do this? They depict him as an annoying retard who's bad with women.

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>>219777939
jewishness is the one constant in an ever-changing universe
>>219777038
the hacks don't even care enough to spell-check their scripts

>>219780565
Crazy that it was Sam Witwer under there.

>>219783586
Saying "compute" back then was like pressing the enter key.

>>219783058
All animals lived in the Middle East before the Flood.

>>219784451
His posture was kinda weird throughout the film (I think because of the padded outfit to make him look fatter) but that glimpse of him as young Kirk was pretty amazing

>>219760084
I fucked her

>>219784175
So what was it then, deep fake, cgi, or something else?

>>219786876
They're called special effects, zoombaby

>>219786919
That's a non-answer, Sonny.

I think I can't take Janeway seriously because of her height. When you see her next to a man it just feels like they're placating their tiny grandma rather than following the orders of a captain.

However I can take Seven or Kira semi-seriously as strong female protagonists, so I guess those extra 3 inches make a huge difference (plus I think they wear higher heels than Mulgrew).

Has there ever been a manlet captain?

>>219787016
>Has there ever been a manlet captain?
Picard (5'10)

>>219787016
She has a Grandma Moon face to be fair.
Her last name even sounds like a Pepperidge Farm Cookie.

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>>219787016
StopManletHate

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Times when you performed the Corbomite Maneuver in real life?

Ready transphasic torpedoes and aim them directly at Wesley Crusher's place of residence. Fire.

>>219787802
Ready transphobic torpedoes and aim directly at the J’naii homeworld

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>Ensign, your horny monitor is showing extreme signs of agitation again. Please report to the Holodeck.

Star trek enterprise is so agressively 2000's. Its just kind of weird coming from the temporally neutral feeling tng ds9 and voy.

Its not bad, its just very clearly made from a pair of 2000's cowboy denim jeans.

>>219787994
In a way, I kind of like how that dated 00s vibe makes it feel unenlightened compared to the timeless 24th Century shows. Though I'll admit there are lot of things about it that doesn't work as a prequel to TOS.

>>219787994
DS9 is incredibly 90s

>>219788207
no it isn't.

>>219788220
Yea it is.

>>219788230
no it isn't.

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>>219786876
It was some degree of CGI VFX, they're kinda coy about their process, but you can apparently get real-time playback with the effects applied.
Also the guy playing Spock has a ton of make up and prosthetics, so he's less digitally augmented

>>219787994
and it's great

>>219788262
it's just ok

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>>219788180
Yeah the general atmosphere makes it harder to buy as a prequel to TOS, but they do make the effort to feature colorful push button computers, food slots, and T'Pol's viewfinder is similar to Spock's

>>219769360
Bill Shatner doesn't use social media. He hired a fat (R)eddit mod (yes, really) to manage all his social media. Shatner does not use it - at all. What's worse is that his social media manager actually LARPs as William Shatner too without the real one's approval. There was a big covfefe about it a couple years ago, but the real William Shatner remains blissfully ignorant about the whole thing.

>>219788384
there was this prop they used on ENT which were the exact plastic pencil boxes I used as a kid

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>>219788280
It's funny how much the guy's gone all-in for stuff they're likely not even releasing
>yes, let's build physical props of TAS characters
>but how will that promote our cloud-based CGI rendering service?
>cloud-based CGI rendering service...?

>>219788278
this.
>>219788207
It very much has the post y2k ipod playing cheese country "chevy in my chevy in my beer in my truck" funk to it.

>>219788384
I like that they kept the inside of the Defiant similar to how the Constitution class looked in TOS in the mirror episodes of Enterprise.

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>>219788410
Genuine dedication, unlike nudrek

I like ENT, but setting a show before TOS was always going to be a headache to dance around.

>>219788562
it's just a bad idea in general because I as a Star Trek fan and someone who has bought into the premise am not interested in going back in time to watch a show that is basically taking place where humans are still fumbling and fucking around and being shitty. Star Trek is supposed to take place past all that.

>>219788384
>>219788180
>>219788421

I think that was going to be a hard material aesthetic to hit regardless in terms of the in universe stuff, since ToS is distinctly a 1960's view of the future materially and it would be hard to "wheel back on" while still feeling plasable in a 2000s world. I have no problem with the material aesthetics they went for in ENT, its just the cowboy trucker thing they went for culturally thats a bit odd.
But granted I do think its not completely out of the blue since this is Humanities "Plucky underdog" space faze and it does make sense in light of what we saw in First Contact about post ww3 human culture being more "Red neck american". Just think they could have softend it a bit more, like how the 2000's Battlestar Galactica is obviously US military inspired, but they arent so agressively "rooten' tooten' cowboy shootn'" in how they go about it.

>>219788562
The fact that they had been, and continued to be, dedicated to represent representations of the 60s show accurately just makes it all feel contrived, I've always felt that Enterprise was a mistake

>>219788667
>represent representations
That'll teach me to reword half my sentence without thinking

i finished playing star trek voyager across the unknown and i fear i may have been too harsh on Voyager. it truly was underrated. doctor, tuvok, seven are all great characters. even paris and torres were bearable, and janeway was written like a crazy person but it almost makes sense. my initial hatred of kim, chakotay and kes remains.

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>>219788693
Funnily enough that sentence made sense to me. I feel "represent representations" is an accurate way to describe how removed all the prequel shows' TOS "tie-ins" feel; they're not organically segueing into the TOS, they're just representing iconic imagery from the original show while avoiding looking too "corny." Thus making it a hollow representation of a representation.

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>>21978822
>DS9 is incredibly 90s
>no it isn't.
Jake Sisko's wardrobe says otherwise

>>219789198
Fucked up my link somehow
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>>219789198
TNLZ
TNLM

>>219789198
It's 90s in the sense that buses and TV show title cards looked like that, but I don't think we dressed that way.

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>>219789222
I see...

Been listening to random episodes of the Delta Flyers, and I gotta say the VOY and DS9 guys seem chiller than the TNG cast.

I've come to realise that compared to TOS, the TNG-era shows are way less reliant on the crew just encountering psychopaths every week

>>219789198
>one character wore a shirt one time that makes the entire show "incredibly 90s"
you're actually fucking retarded I just wish you all would kill yourselves so much. the level of discourse in this thread has dropped like 6000 IQ points in the past months I'm so fucking sick of it

>>219789615
The entire station looks like a lasertag arcade zoomie.

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>>219789692
you're thinking of Enterprise, fetus

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>subdued beige and earth tone color palette with funky eclectic aesthetics

>>219789717
You really havin a melty over people saying they can tell a show made in the year it was made was made in that year, huh?

when people say ENT is dated and very "2000s" they're talking about how heavily it uses media tropes and shit that were popular at that specific time period that was in other media and that's why when you watch it it remind you of that specific time period for example the heavy handed 9/11 slop plotlines and the boner comedy shit that you don't see anymore. the other show went ot of their way to be timeless in that way. but your minds are literally not operating at a level for you to comprehend that so you start talking about Jake's shirt like it's the same thing.

>>219789833
>9/11 slop plotlines and the boner comedy
kino

Rec me some Star Trek reactors.

>>219789833
TNG is very NATO UN Clintoncore. DS9 is similar, tho less so. Lots of nation building and “providing aid” episodes. Voyager is the only timeless one, because of how truly standard it feels.

>>219778989
Literally what the fuck was even the point of that? It was so lame and bad looking.

>>219788397
I remember when his intern was tweeting about Love Live! and people still thought it was the real Bill.

No one's fucking argument hinges upon Jake's shirts

>>219789880
m class podcast

>>219789966
>>219789198

Marina Sirtis has said that Michael Winner sexually harassed her and made her lie on a concrete floor topless for 5 hours during filming

>>219790009
hot

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>>219789880
I like this one

>>219789995
Is that an argument, or a joke, you fucking autist

>>219789940
The only thing timeless about Voyager was me wishing I spent less time watching it

>>219788666
>But granted I do think its not completely out of the blue since this is Humanities "Plucky underdog" space faze
Exactly. That's what makes the ENT setting/era the most interesting of all in my opinion. The cowboy thing is not odd at all either. That's literally Roddenberry's original Star Trek pitch.

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Naval Star Trek > Cowboy Star Trek

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>met Kirk at ship's Christmas party
>Dr. Helen Noel
hmm yes very clever

>first mind meld was originally hypnosis
>didn't want to misrepresent it
>nor to accidentally hypnotise viewers
"that's too tricky let's just make up some magic Vulcan bullshit" lmao

>>219789954
Ikr?
I've seen it several times and I still don't know what they were going for or trying to say. It's pretty cryptic, actually.

>>219789954
>>219791142
>don't know what they were going for or trying to say
"Kirk's death in Generations and Spock dying alone in the Kelvin universe kinda really fucking sucked"
"Also let's make Spock and Saavik's son canon"

>>219791241
I thought Kirk was supposed to die alone, but then there was Picard's big fat Data looking nose chewing up the scenery.

"Honor Among Thieves" was retarded. The premise, the characters, the writing, just retarded all around.

Many fans, including author duo Josepha Sherman and Susan Shwartz, keep making Spock and Saavik hook up and get married, but I was never that keen on this pairing. She was his student. He was basically her father figure after he rescued her as a child from a Romulan prison camp (beta canon). I dunno. Just seems a little strange.
Though I guess technically she fucked teenage Spock in TSFS.

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>>219789288
>When your autistic ass wants to clarify something but is afraid of getting scolded in public

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>>219791677
Master apprentice/servant/slave romance is the hottest shit and everyone knows it

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>television mostly died out by 2040
The way things are going I imagine this prediction will be pretty accurate, at least if by "television" we mean "broadcast television" rather than "watching stuff on screens"

>>219792378
I'll be surprised it if takes that long, I haven't known anybody to have a regular cable package in 15+ years, if they don't pay for 1-3 streaming services then they just watch pluto/roku/tubi/whatever for free.
Tom Paris was the odd one out in the 24th century, B'Elanna didn't really 'get' why he was content to just watch a screen instead of interacting with the story on a holodeck like a normal person. Maybe it's like being a silent film fan in the 21st century, the format itself is antique and therefore not mainstream.

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>>219764309
Enterprise can warp into the past for research reasons kek

>>219792777
Any warp capable ship can do that as long as it swings around a star in the right way.

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>>219792378
Nobody born after 2010 really watches scripted television either. If your story can't be told in 60 seconds, it's not worth telling to them.

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>>219791677
I would have been ok with a Spock/Saavik marriage. I see nothing wrong with age gap pairings, especially when it's older man, younger woman. It used to be the ideal before the days of toxic feminism. Along with being less bitchy, and more loyal than older women, younger women are the most fertile, and most likely to produce more children, while older men are more likely to have accumulated more of the means necessary to raise a larger family and leave a substantial legacy to his heirs.

>>219793294
>especially when it's older man, younger woman.
...ofcourse, why would you, when you're the only one benefiting from it...

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>>219793294
Besides, Spock really dodged a bullet with T'Pring, and Stonn got what he deserved with that bitch. I'm pretty sure that Spock's last words to him rang in Stonn's head for decades after that little stunt she pulled.

>>219793294
Pedo.

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>>219793999
Somebodies mwad

>>219793999
SHE WAS ONLY 25 YOU NONCE

>>219794038
Sick fuck.

>>219793294
I don't give a shit about the age gap. It's the idea that he basically adopted her, and then years later they're banging.

>>219794655
>Sick fuck
If you mean the old crone on the right, I agree.

>>219794767
Maybe you're just mentally ill, or mentally immature.

>>219794771
Hey she's still got another 3-5 years left before she expires, there's still time
>>219794767
>Usagi Drop ending.mp4

>>219759144
I always took most of DS9 as a big WWII in space so the Bajorans were Jews getting Holocausted by Cardassians.

I want to go for a swim in the Great Link.

>>219795329
can you even swim in it? it seems like you'd have 0 buoyancy and just drown immediately.

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>>219777939

>Neelix and Kes eww ewww ewwww!!!
>Spock and Saavik... meh, it's fine.
Explain

>>219795289
>I promise I won't get drunk and talk about fictional war criminals tonight
>Three drinks later
>So get this...one of the Nazi lizards poses as a tailor so he can gather intel on the station...

>>219759144
>>219765009
Palestinians fit that to a Tee.
Feel bad for anyone being genocided by Pissraelis, but goddamn do I find the
>le free palestine!
troons obnoxious.

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>>219795662
She’s 1 year old and he’s ugly

Are we actually getting the rest of the SNW seasons they announced or has that been canned along with Starfleet Academy?

>>219796058
They even really exist or is it just some tax scam?

>>219796373
both

>>219796058
It's one and a half seasons, so 15 episodes. Almost as many as a season of TNG.

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StopAsiaticHate

>>219797598
were russians counted as asians in the 60s?

Voyager episode with the most Janeway sex ?

>>219797653
Russia is a transcontinental country. The Ural Mountains are generally considered the boundary between Europe and Asia.
77% of Russia's land is in Asia (Siberia and the Far East).
75% of Russia's population lives in the European part (west of the Urals).
So, while the country is mostly in Asia, the people are mostly in Europe.

Star Trek: Shran New Worlds

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Who's the hottest babe of the week?

>>219798008
The young humanoid form of the shapeshifter that accompanied the dauphin

>>219795731
The Jemhadar were honorablru Japanese kamikaze pilots blowing themselves up for their divine founders.

>>219795329
>Gangbanged in the great link

New

>>219798251
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>>219798300
At least wait until 309, schizo.

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That's one

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That's two

>>219798402
she looks like she has sex for money