no lol

>>732203135
never did. I'm White

>>732203135
Either sit with my nigga Jeff or Black Widow since he's offering
>Do you still play marvel rivals?
nah

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>>732203135
until I can be hitlerloli and beat the shit out of captain america with tonfas whats the point of playing? theres literally not a single cute bruiser on the roster at all btw.

>>732203135
jeff without a doubt, I DO NOT trust black widow. Also what's up with invisible woman?

>>732203135
Why is Sue trying to suppress an orgasm, and why is Reed facepalming? The fuck is going on there? Is this made by AI and it was using data from porn comics?

>>732203512
She's using Reed as a seat

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>>732203512
She has kissed Namor a few times, often under duress, manipulation, or to calm him down...

>>732203680
That is her brother. Red is the seat.

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>>732203815

>>732203135
Isn't being next to the shark seat or the hot evil woman the easy pick?

>>732203738
reed is a cuck?

>>732203135
Spidey. I choose Spidey.

>>732203135
>Do you still play marvel rivals?
Been playing a bit this past two weeks, so far can say this game is extremely terribly balanced no joke.
The fucking scarlet witch bitch is fucking broken, if you land two shots then it takes about two seconds of a normal attack to kill someone without barely having to aim, literally was playing yesterday and we were in the extra time with the whole enemy team on the car fighting my team, I had the finisher skill, I basically wiped the whole enemy team and instantly made them lose the match, I would've been extremely rightfully pissed off if someone in the enemy team did this to mine, and why yes I get pissed off when the enemy team completely outskills mine when the whole team gets thrown some skill constantly that makes them invincible, or with the scarlet witch niggas who kill you instantly.
I would've thought these kinds of things wouldn't happen in a brand new game, but this game is even more broken and unbalanced than overwatch, and overwatch is really shit sometimes.

What are the downsides of picking 2? I don't know anything about comics.

>>732203135
Why should I pick anything else over 2?

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>>732203135
>Sue's seat
lmao

>>732204408
Nothing really, Widow is a spy who used to be a villain but is reformed. She might talk about horrible torture methods or something but Im pretty sure she would stop if asked.

>>732203135
No like overwatch I stopped playing about a month after release. The problem with these games is that as soon as they're solved, they're solved. You just start seeing the same funny/cool moments play on repeat over and over and its just tedious. These games are too flowcharty to have the same kind of longevity as a class based shooter like TF2 that gives you a shit ton of retarded strategies to cycle through. As soon as the updates die for this game, no one will continue to play it

>>732204148
Namor is, he can get any woman on the planet except the one he lusts after.

>>732203135
Seat 1

>>732204148
Yes

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>>732203135
rivals got really gay really fast, now the game is filled to the brim with big booty males twerking and trans colors everywhere

jews jews never changes

>>732203135
1 is the best
>cute Jeff to cuddle
>traditional Japanese wife and her tentacle husband being romantic in front of you
2 is tempting because of Natasha's desperation, but you'd have to watch Reed vibrate suspiciously.

>>732203135
nah, went back to playing single player 'tism games

>>732203135
Why does Sue look like that?

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>>732203135
I played it when it came out as I was curious about it, and admittedly I did have quite a bit of fun playing as Captain America (and only Captain America), but I did not stick with it in any way.

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>>732203135
Easy.
1
Sleep the whole flight with the fish fren

>>732204614
Damn lmao took me a second

>>732204614
christ I just noticed it lmao

>>732203135
2.

>>732203135
Why does everyone ship mantis and loki?

>>732206553
Mantis is an empath. She can feel emotions and tell when someone is hiding something or being dishonest.
Loki is literally the God of Lies, manipulation, and mischief.
So fans love the contrast

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>>732203135
>Get a small itch to play it again
>90+ gb install
Fuck that lmao

>>732203135
>be a third wheel, sit with blackwidow who’s offering you a seat or Jeff
I don’t know OP, this is a pretty tough choice

>>732206889
7 is also a viable choice if you realize you don't have a shot with widow anyway

>>732203135
>Supports can still hold a game hostage because of their ults
No i have a better use of my time

No, I can't stand multiplayer games for long.

>>732205278
This
>Get to sit next to Widow
>Get to pet Jeff
No downside, except maybe having to smell Reed's back sweat after the fifth hour

Yes. I enjoy stomping people in QP.
I enjoy playing Jeff and causing so much ass pain that the enemy's team spends most of their time focusing on me, then eating 4 of them up and spitting them into a pit. The sight of people running on to my webs and dying over and over again, nor will be just making Scalet Witches Ult completely unusable will never not be funny. Playing as Reed, being able to Semi Tank, counter any Ult, get around the map, literally peel people off the healers is a sight to behold and beyond handy.

Ignoring the blatant goonery, the game is actually fun.

>>732203135
Why isn't Jeff with Deadpool

>>732208852
cuz he was mind wiped of their bonding experience

>>732203135
Love Spidey but I can’t listen to him yap on a long flight. Jeff is sleeping I don’t want to bother him. Cap and iron Man are too fucking big. Widow all the way.

>>732204315
>The fucking scarlet witch bitch is fucking broken
...........yo this is why i don't play this game, people who play this game are dumb as bricks

>>732209591
Guilty
My dumb ass didn't realize the pun they were going for with bucky's ult call out

>>732209529
>widow
You have to smell Sue and Reed fucking the entire ride lmao

>>732203135
2. Widow seems like she wants some attention and is willing to do anything for it.

>>732203135
Where is this plane heading? Some twin tower with only Zhiyong in it?

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>>732203135
I hate capeshit, can someone qrd me on why sitting on 2 would be bad?
Or why spidey is cucking Mary Jane?
Or why Captain America and Ironman are in bad terms?

>>732203135
Sitting with Jeff because he's hot

>>732203135
I get on the other bus with Magik, Peni and Squirrel Girl, the ones I actually want to bang.

>>732203853
>Reed shapeshifting
I prefer when he's seething about plastic man

>>732203224
You're posting on here, you're not white

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>>732212619
based

>>732212223
>can someone qrd me on why sitting on 2 would be bad?
assuming the e-sport drama caused by a player on widow
>Or why spidey is cucking Mary Jane?
more so implying he's just talking/annoying the entire flight
>Or why Captain America and Ironman are in bad terms?
assuming superhuman registration and civil war callback
or tony's a dick

7

i can make them friends again

>>732212785
Sex with Penis Parker
Sex with Galactica

>>732203135
3

I can make them hate each other

>>732212785
FRESH MEAT

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>>732213416
Calm down Venom

>>732213467
I don't think Peni's tiny body can take that many inches of Venom...

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>>732213724
She proportionally has a better ass than most of the cast, she can probably take it.

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She'll park your penis right here

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>>732203135
1. The rest would probably quip me to death during the flight.
Also, no i never played marvel rivals. I hope it does well though so that my shitter teammates in deadlock rage quit and go back home.

>>732204408
If you’re on the wrong side of the Dostoevsky/Tolstoy debate there’s a decent chance you don’t make it off the plane.

>>732214921
Explain yourself

>>732211231
Maybe it’ll give Natasha some ideas.

i play with long breaks and always forget how strong Storm really is

>>732214970
Russkies can have some very strong opinions on literature that they take very, very seriously.

>>732215195
Well shes a woman so she doesnt have opinions.

>>732203135
Never tried it.

>>732208852
he's waiting for gwenpool

>>732203135
Yes, already did today

>>732215468

Have you ever met a woman? They have opinions. Lots of them. They're all fucking stupid but they have them, and they'll let you know all about them whether you want to or not.

>>732203135
I sit with my lad Jeff

>>732204148
No. Anyone who claims he is has never actually read comics. For instance >>732203738 in context, she tells him to get lost.

>>732205684
Look at her seat.

>>732213467
>For you

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Soon.

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>>732214921

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>>732203135
1, 3, or 7 would probably be fine; 2 with an exception.
>1 or 3
Jeff is a kid friendly mascot character. Psylocke is the least psychotic of mutie telepaths. Venom has been de-clawed to the degree that he's no longer a villain or anti-hero but just straight up heroic.
>7
Deadpool has similarly been de-clawed as Venom, and seems occupied in his magazine. Captain America and Iron Man rarely last as enemies, they'll be buddies by the time the flight is over.
>2
Black Widow doesn't harm civilians and seems in need of a friend. The only negative point would be sitting behind dweeb Richards and his whore wife doing sex acts in public, but I suppose one could mention how he couldn't turn into a bicycle and bring a stop to their disgrace.

>>732216760
Grow up. Marvel is jewish garbage.

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AGAIN

>>732218341
>Grow up
Why?

>>732218442
Manchildren dont make it far when shit hits the fan, not sure if youve been paying attention to current events since youre a manchild, but some would say were on the verge of civil war or fascism or something.

>>732218870
lmao
fuck off you goon

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>>732218930
Hey dont say i didnt warn you when youre told to face the wall for doing nothing but masturbate and smoke weed all day.

>>732203135
>every option is cucked or gay save for black widow
I wish however made this a merry kill yourself

>>732219143
Its marvel trash what did you expect? Something good from something inherintely jewish?

>>732218341
Why are you in this thread?

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>>732218341
>Marvel is jewish garbage.
the game's Chinese tho and China is BASED

>>732203135
Nay, I stopped playing sometime after I heard Deadpool's godawful new voice. Course, I was getting sick of having to play Vanguard every match, so...

>>732219556
>why are you voicing your disapproval of something the grosses you out, dude just let people enjoy things, maaaan
>>732220050
When you inevitably neck rope yourself, i hope you enjoy seeing your father for the first time in hell.

Now he's just talking to himself.

>>732203135
2, mainly because I need to be as close to the restroom as possible

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We will not rest until the team is complete.

>>732220290
Is himself in the room with us anon?

>>732220516
Cable seems like such a slam dunk for this game because you can just do whatever the fuck you want with his powers, give him whatever kind of gun, hell you can make him pretty much whatever size you want, and people will just say “omg so comic accurate.”

>>732220729
He must be HUGE

>>732220516
Well...we can maybe leave out Angel. Unless you are really desperate to complete the five original X-Men. But the team REALLY started in 1975, and everyone knows it.

>>732220516
Six down, nine to go.

>>732203135
What's the catch with 2? I don't read capeshit

>>732216502
I meant actual opinions now mindless drivel about how cynthia was being "fake" in the break room today.

>>732206842
you can't wait the 10 minutes?

>>732221094
The actual character, nothing really, she's fine. It's more a reference to some e-sports drama recently.

I am waiting for HIM!!!

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>>732221983
The one and only!?

>>732203135
Why does Sue have a custom chair?

>>732222320
Yes...chair...

>>732222438
Wait. Is she sitting on Reed?

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>>732222550

>>732203135
Either sit next to Johnny and listen to him talk about all the super chicks he's bagged, or sit next to Widow cause she'd at least be the only quiet one

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posting my NEVEREVERs

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>>732223272
I want Zzzax so he's permanently at the bottom alphabetically

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When are we getting Hit Monkey the datamines promised me Hit Monkey they even had some voice lines already https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbGdNYA2l14

>>732220050
Why they make my ninja Tyrone so ZESTY

>>732225467
They thought it was funny.

>>732225285
this looked like a really funny idea until i saw the marvel logo.
Is it any good or is it quipslop?

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Give me Jess or give me death.

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>>732203135
You missed a spot.

>>732203135
>Board a plane in which Deadpool is inside
No thanks
Not even flying near him is safe.

>>732226114
If you sit next to Jeff you get plot armor

>>732203512
>Also what's up with invisible woman?
Anon, check the look of her seat

>>732203135
7
I'd ask Captain America if it was worth it

>>732225569
>Is it any good or is it quipslop?
It's good and not very quippy

>>732203135
Why does Iron Man need to fly on a plane in his flying armor?

>>732203135
i dont know who most of these are so ill sit next to the pretty lady inviting me to.

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>MAXIMUM-
>Run, Adam, run!

>>732227646
Why do you drive to work when you could bike?

>>732203135
I'm picking Jeff. I'm sure he would let me pet him if he wakes up mid flight and won't do any hitler ult into the abyss moves

>>732229108
dude's GOT to get some sort of flight ability, he's got zero survivability

>Playing Bucky
>Wakanda map
>We're pushing to recapture the point we loss
>ARMED AND DANGEROUS
>AGAIN
>AGAIN
>AGAIN
>Noice, 3 kills
>Capture point
>Notice I am alone on point, my team is in the back, chasing some Jeff
>No biggie, they'll be there by the time the enemy team come back
>Twenty seconds later
>G-guys? They're coming back
>Look behind me
>My team is on the other side of a wall, apparently still chasing the same Jeff
>Somehow being outnumbered 3 to 1 and with no source of healing mean I don't actually last very long
>We lose the point again
Sometimes I really do wonder if the people I play with are really humans. I can understand missing shots, fumbling abilities, or even leaving the cart during overtime because you were in a brawl, but how do you fuck up at playing the basic concept of a map during downtime

>>732230198
im pitching make adams ult like bucky's but it resets as he hops around ressurecting corpses
>BORN AGAIN
>AGAIN

>>732230198
Why don't they get out of the way?

>>732203135
sitting in 4 and cucking the guy with his hot wife would be hot but I think I'd go with 2.

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Let them all in.

>>732233209
Even Daken?

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>say hi to team, how's everyone doing
>complete crickets as nobody says anything in the first round
>10 minutes later our hela is giving our support players death threats and if they ever want to see light again that they should uninstall marvel rivals NOW
what the fuck is up with rivals community

I'm downloading right now just because I want to fuck Peni

>>732232686
thats her brother not mr fantastic

>>732234154
>what the fuck is up with rivals community
eomm makes people very titled

Black Widow, like how the fuck is that even a question?

>>732223272
That asian girl gave me yellow fever and the kid's mom gave me the hag bane.

>>732232686
Look closer at her seat.

>>732233809
Ok maybe not Daken

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>>732203135
No lmao

>>732203135
Of course.

>>732203135
4 is for T'challa

>>732216559
>mutiple stories where she not only slept with Namor but in one of them she had a kid with him
>had an affair with black panther one time
>kissed spiderman
>becomes a giant whore in the ultimate universe

>>732236730
Utter bullshit

>>732236864
why are marvel fans like this

>>732236730
>in the ultimate universe
Bro those are literally not the same characters. The whole point of the Ultimate universe was they were new characters just loosely using some of the original template. Fuckin Ultimate Reed Richards turned into a supervillain. And even then, how exactly was she a "giant whore" in that universe? She had two relationships, one after the other.

>>732220591
Here >>732236864
You're at the point that you need to post porn to samefag.

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>>732236963

2 or 7

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>>732237347
>Earth 917

>>732236730
all women in marvel comics are whores tbqh

>>732236730
>mutiple stories
Are they in 616? No?
Then who gives a shit?

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>>732203738
>>732220050
>>732237347
why are jews so cartoonishly evil, bros?

>>732237785
why are you talking to yourself?

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Wait a fucking minute, Reed can't turn into a chair. THAT'S PLAS. SUE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>732237995
if he can turn into a wheel, he can turn into a chair

>>732238213
But he can't turn into a lightbulb.

>>732203135
1) What's with Loki and Mantis?
2) Where's the thing?

>>732234154
that's just team games with a magic skill number in general

>>732227646
It's more comfortable long-range.

Shoot the ankhs.

Gay sex with loki

So how good is Hulk nowadays considering they removed his teamups with Iron Man and Namor? I do like his jumping, gamma shields, and his Fastball teamup, but his damage seems shitty.

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No more Moon Knights.

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Go back to your Epstein file game.

>>732220207
Woah you're like so cool and edgy, anon

>>732238342
he's too fat

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It's Norman's turn

>>732203135
Kick Deadpool's legs up and ask him what he's reading.

>>732241819
What's the context?

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when?

>>732244170
If we ever get alternate announcers Mojo will be the first

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>>732203135
Can someone post an upskirt shot of the new Psylocke skin?

I used to but I quit
>>732203224
Based?

>>732205065
>Namor
>he can get any woman on the planet
Lmao.
That's some really obvious oc shilling.
Noone finds Namor attractive.
Not even Rivals managed to do that.

>>732244474
No but her panties change color with the chroma

rolling

WHATAREYOUAIMINGAT?

>>732245126
Dont fucking reply to me if you aint gonna post it

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Seriously what the fuck did they do to the matchmaking.
I get into a bot match after ONE (1) loss. No I will NEVER touch Ranked.

>>732203135
No I switched to deadlock for the time being.
Street Brawl is fun

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>>732244474

Haven't played multiplayer games for many years now, but does everyone play on ranked matchmaking now?

>>732247157
nobody is stopping you from playing Casual/Quick match

>>732247115
any ass shot?

>>732247157
you play ranked to avoid bot lobbies and casual for the maps not in ranked

>>732244474
I like her better with the hime cut.

>>732203135
Sue's disgusting lol.

>>732233209
Who the hell are around X-23?

I don't know who any of these people are.

>>732249576
ok

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>>732223272
Remember, these guys were an X-Men offshoot prior to Disney rebranding them.

>>732203135
why the hell is iron man wearing his armor on the plane

>>732250412
Who isn't?

>>732251386
cuz it has a built in toilet and recycler

Who is the top right?

>>732253372
tony you nasty motherfucker just use the plane's restroom

>>732253416
Black Widow

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>>732203981
Wow Magneto is so lucky...

>>732250412
I always get Sunfire and Sunspot mixed up.

>>732251386
In-flight movie

I quit playing, was hard stuck Diamond, objectively it's a skill issue on my part to not be able to break out of D1, that being said I feel like the quality of teammates is feast or famine once you hit that D3. Either I'd end up on 8+ win streaks or get saddled with people who seemingly didn't know how to play the game or made it to Diamond with one tricks and refused to switch. I don't usually do competitive co-op games, just fighting games, but the mentality of players digging their heels in and refusing to work together even if you nicely suggest swapping or set up plays makes the frustration of the game outweigh the fun I have. Quick play is alright but comp is a lot more compelling of a game type.

I cannot overcome the teams.

>>732236730
>literally invents imaginary relationships with black men

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>Green Goblin's wife also has a superpower now
I guess she's also qualified to be added into the roster now.

>>732261614
How did Spider-Man's comics get this shitty?

5 is the best. You get to see Spiderman's meme folder.

>>732229108
His ult can actually counter hers. It sticks around even after he dies so he can pop his ult, die, instantly resurrect on his ult and resurrect his team with him.

>>732262178
>How did Spider-Man's comics get this shitty?
jews

>>732262178
The official mandate at Marvel is that Peter Parker only works if he's a down-on-his luck poorfag struggling to balance being a superhero with his personal life. This is why he's not allowed to be married anymore. It's not terribly uncommon in comics to have a basic statu quo for a character, like how Banner and Hulk are eternally fated to be antagonistic towards each other, or how Tony Stark is always rich, Captain America always an Avengers... but in Peter's case, the editors keep his runs on a VERY tight leash since he is arguably the second or third most famous superhero in the world. This results in increasingly contrived circumstances and bad writings to justify the absence of any lasting development or sometimes the loss of anything he's gained.

And I hear you going
>Comics are so dumbs why are they so afraid of moving on
It's because Marvel and DC don't make their characters move on than they've reached their status as cultural icon. There is enormous love for Peter Parker as Spider-Man, even if comics have waned for the past two decades, and this is due to the sheer volume of stories involving the character. Nothing good lasts in comics but nothing bad does either.

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>>732203135
2. I love redheads, Black Widow included. Also, It's right next to the bathroom and I can pet Jeff if I want to.