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Post vidya characters that would have gone to the island
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The entire cast of Pokémon Legends Z-A
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>Island
What island?
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Electrochemistry: Success
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>>732246223
Probably the best example I can think of
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>>732249274
Dead Island
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>>732249549
He's not just going to the island, he's literally the Epstein of AA's setting, he literally confesses because Mia was about to rattle off names on his list that would get him killed if they were made public.
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leisure suit larry
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Yoshi's Island
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Mr. Monotoli from EarthBound
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Isle Delfino
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>literally wakes up on a island next to a kid
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>>732246223
>Predators of us citizens?! Not on my fucking watch!!
And then he just kills everyone involved.
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>>732247181
deepest lore
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>>732250593
Armstrong literally trafficked children. It was for military purposes rather than sexual, but I guarantee he'd happily deal with Epstein to get more.
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>>732251669
Everyone ignores this and just parrots youtube quotes of his final boss fight. Hell they even ignore his whole background of being a rich asshole who never saw combat. A rich asshole trying to lecture a child soldier who became a cyborg, thats 20 years younger than him on hardship and human nature.
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>>732249284
fuck.
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Frank would go there to kill Epstein and rescue the kids.
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>>732249274
Myst Island
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>>732246223
to suplex 8 years old girls and dropkick babies*

forgot that when making my thread sorry
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there's a good chance someone here called Epstein a faggot here
this feels surreal to think about, it would be like calling marquis de saud a retard but then being a big influence on his personality
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>>732249274
isle of the dead
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Definitely Andrew Ryan from Bioshock.
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spanking connoisseur
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>Children
Say no more.
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>>732252307
This one has frequent flier miles.
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Liquid Snake
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>>732252552
Why does he have hair
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Magilou
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>>732252598
At his prime right?
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that guy from drakengard
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>>732249274
Zack's Island
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>>732246223
Neneko
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>Dante hears about some guy throwing the craziest pizza parties ever on a private island
Mama mia
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Zanzibar land
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>>732249274
Lego Island
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adachi seems like he would get elon'd desu
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>>732253860
Oof.
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>>732252686
She would get kicked off and banned for lying that she's underaged
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>>732246223
he would have gone to island to crush the pedo politicians
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>>732254382
I think you misunderstand
https://youtu.be/ch7MyvyfZSU
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>>732246223
100%
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>>732250675
post the uncropped version fgt
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>>732249274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38KiL2VhPA
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>>732253258
based sweaty anime girl moment, she 100% got invited just for looking like that. probably took down half the guest list with those eyes alone.
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>>732252120
Elon Musk was a tripfag on /pol/ trying to astroturf for himself. As if it wasn't obvious enough from the start, within a few days he outed himself by posting twitter screencaps where he had admin access.
It was the most bitchmade shit I've ever seen in my life
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>>732246223
>My oh my, such cute little girls and boys. I wonder if they will let me take one home.
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>>732251790
Dude literally paid his way to nigh-invulnerability thanks to Nanomachine Bullshit. He didn't make any of that crap himself.
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>>732251669
ok but at the same time it would be : we exploit kids to end child exploitation and traficking
patriot but hi was the bad one becuse hi believed that fake "good" measure of good is gpd go up , witch only benefit the ritchest.
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What about characters who would keep asking to go to the island but would have never gotten invited?
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Grab em right by the pussy
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>>732259136
kek
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>>732246223
>I'm Commander Shepard and those are my favorite kiddies on the island.
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>>732251790
But dude he like, spoke really confidently
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>bad end
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>>732252873
>Kills everyone on the island and related to it
>Has no clue what they're actually doing there, just kills them
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What are some games?
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>>732252152
The trickster jew god's right hand man stationed on the island at all times
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>>732253860
dELETE THIIIISS!!!
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>>732252072
Would he?
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>>732246223
Original Japanese Sonic would go there for an adventure to beat up the pedos and save the children.
Current ian flynn written sonic would join the jews in heckin wholesome cannibalism
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>>732246223
Motherfucker was unironically oggling children throughout the whole game
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>>732254497

I think every BG3 character would have gone as they’re all written to be sex and power obsessed degenerates.
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>>732260743
I hate this twitterfag with a burning fashion.
Also Loki absolutely would
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>>732259136
He's too busy being in space.
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>>732247181
post wt snacks instead next time
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>>732251886
>As a victim
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>>732246223
>I'M FRATERNISING WITH JEWISH PEDOPHILES TO GET ELECTED, SO I CAN END JEWISH PEDOPHILES AND THEIR BUSINESS
wtf was Armstrong's problem
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The priest would love it.
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>Rance hears about an island full of cute girls who are DTF
>Then he realizes the emphasis on the -girl- part and he paints the town red in billionaire blood
Rance does not approve of pedophilia, or prostituting children.
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>>732259642
I think he meant the guy who was getting relentlessly mocked by the fairy early in the game. It was removed in the US version, but in the JP he's a pedophile and he went off to wank himself to some fantasies.
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>>732249274
The Island, a 2005 sci-fi movie from Michael Bay starring Scarjo and Ewan McGregor. Fun fact: Scarjo offered to go topless for it, but Bay refused.

It also has a great theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iu-t1n821M
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>>732252242

>claim Andrew Ryan would go to the island
>completely dismiss Ryan is a follower of rational self-interest, objectivism
>objectivism prohibits entitlement of another person's body and mind
>thus, /v/ is retarded.

All of you are fucking illiterate.

Any Rand, Ryan's momma, especially stated someone else's body and mind are not to be exploited. This is not morally wrong because of harm, but because of the lack of the exploitee's own free will. Coersion or fraud reject free will, and children cannot consent to sexual acts with adults, yet they still posess free will. Jesus H Christ everitim I read this board I want to scream
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>>732259071
I 'member...
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>>732249274
Jeffre Epstein's islad, where the elite rape, murder, sacrifice and eat little goyim children in the name of Moloch
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>>732270001
Wasn't it Ba'al?
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>>732270156
Actually it was Yahweh judging by his frequent use of "goyim"
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>>732271032
so, the Demiurge then
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>>732269691
Except

>On my walk today I had my first encounter with a pair of them… he, a lumbering palooka in a foul-smelling diving suit, and she, an unwashed moppet in a filthy pink smock. Her pallor was off, green and morbid, and there was a rather unpleasant aspect to her demeanor, as if she were in an altogether different place than the rest of us. …I understand the need for such creatures, I just wish they could make them more presentable.
>First Encounter

>The children with their very long needles, their tuneless songs, their ghastly errands. Their ghoulish, Frankenstein fathers. But, we've all placed our hand on the Great Chain of endeavor. My hand is on it, Fontaine's is on it -- We all pull it and are pulled by it. Yes, these children are an abomination. But it is not my hand alone on the chain that created them. No. Their little fingers were right there, next to mine.
>Pulling Together

Andrew Ryan is not opposed to the Little Sisters being abused or their minds broken by Tenenbaum's experiments so long as they were profitable. As for owning someone's mind

>Doctor Suchong, frankly, I'm shocked by your proposal. If we were to modify the structure of our commercial Plasmid line as you propose, to have them make the user vulnerable to mental suggestion through pheromones, would we not be able to effectively control the actions of the citizens of Rapture? Free will is the cornerstone of this city. The thought of sacrificing it is abhorrent. However… we are indeed in a time of war. If Atlas and his bandits have their way, will they not turn us into slaves? And what will become of free will then? Desperate times call for desperate measures.
>Desperate Times

Andrew Ryan is entirely willing to renege on his stated beliefs
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>>732271148
actually it was my uncle that works at nintendo
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>>732251895
Nah, he’d be too busy murdering civilians in Mineapolis. Pig’s gonna do what a pig’s gonna do.
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>>732246223
Op
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>>732253367
kek
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>>732271148
If you go by the Gnostics, yes. Regardless, it's all the same thing. Moloch is just a term for a burnt sacrificial offering (to Yahweh), Ba'al = Adonai = LORD = YHWH = Set = Typhon.
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>>732271186
Ryan is a hypocrite, well observed. He still did not start the Little Sister business, he only took over after Fontaine's death. Which is ridiculous since the state should not seize anything belonging to anyone else, yet he did just that. Of course via instructing others to do his dirty work.

Yes, Ryan did screw his philosophy, but only in
>desperate times.
Choosing to go onto an island for the sole pleasure of breaking someone's will and exploiting their minds and bodies is nothing that makes sense to him. You are aware he fled Russia when his family forest was to be stolen and he burnt it to the ground; then, in the US, he decided to build an entire city to make his vision work.
He is a hypocrite, yes, and he still let Jack kill him to prove his point.
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>>732271701
Then at the barest minimum, even if he didn't participate, he would allow the island to exist if it was profitable
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>>732271701
Also the thing regarding the nationalization of the forest? That didn't happen in Russia. It happened in the United States. Andrew Ryan didn't get rich until he struck oil beneath his property. Which already makes his bootstraps worldview hilarious when he just got incredibly lucky. He loved America initially until the New Deal when the concepts of welfare were introduced. And that's when he wrote off the United States and dreamed up Rapture
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>>732260743
Fuck this lazy engagement-baiting faggot
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Shadow Moses
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a game set on the island would be cool. And you'd play as notLeon and try to save the president's daughter
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>>732249274
Monkey Island
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>>732273948
Wesker’s asexual, and considers all of humanity to be vermin. 6 is non-canon fanfiction.
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>>732254521
It's only a mockup...
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>>732253860
It's okay she helps the police dismantle the devil worshipping child sex cult.
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>>732269691
Ayn Rand, who's real name was Alisa Zinovyevna Rosenbaum, was a wealthy, whiny, and manipulative kike, so therefore I hate the fictional Andrew Ryan as well.
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>>732251790
Sounds awfully familiar to a real life counterpart
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>>732260743
Rock Solid please kill yourself I know you’re lurking
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>>732260743
Please stop posting screencaps of what Jeet Solid is reposting from here. Yes I know he steals crap from here to spam his low effort engagement bait garbage. I blocked him on xitter already. Seeing this worthless faggot doesn't achieve anything besides infuriating me. I don't think other anons get anything from it neither.
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>>732269691
>Any Rand, Ryan's momma, especially stated someone else's body and mind are not to be exploited.
Wow dude that's crazy
Anyway what happened to the whore he knocked up out of wedlock
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>>732252290
I think you might be right, but it's also hard to see him really comprehending sexuality. Though he surrounds himself with naked angels, he doesn't seem to pay them much mind. He desires gluttony and pleasure to the end, which supports him raping kids on the island, but even his true form is called "Innocence", so would he even understand what he's doing? Would he know it's wrong? Is vauthry technically a victim on epsteins island?
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This guy would be summoned in that island.
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>>732255003
Darkest Dungeon 3 may as well be on Epstein's island
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>>732255003
This motherfucker would make everyone else on the island recoil from his perversion and evil
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she would be there to grant kids to hell
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Kek
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>>732246223
He is exclusively sexually attracted to infants and would go there to pull an Ian Watkins on many of them.
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>>732278220
Ditto
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They would definitely resurrect him there
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>>732246223
remember the ayylmao
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>>732269256
Rance's strike range is 13-30.
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>>732278220
Ditto
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>Israeli
>Works for spook organization

She would absolutely wrangle girls for Epstein's island.
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>>732249274
The Falkland Island
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>>732269256
buddy Rance is as evil as it comes even divorced from the raping he'd be down bad on that island trying to help take over the world
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>>732251790
>Hell they even ignore his whole background of being a rich asshole who never saw combat.
The point of his boss fight is a plot twist where he was treated as a cowardly non-action politician who doesn't get his hands dirty up to that point
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>>732255003
>Unironically more interested in satanistic rituals than fucking kids
>Simply because he is bored of fucking kids already
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>>732279065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42_oWaWsiYs
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>>732249274
Melee Island (points to whoever knows where this is from)
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>>732279421
Shit nvm. I meant "mallet Island". Melee Island is too easy and I thought mallet was named the same until I just looked it up.
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>oh boy, a new island! What adventures will be found here?
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nice
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Black Isle
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Bob Page is a poser, he wouldn't be allowed. It's similar to Elon's situation
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