>>732248016
That looks cool but you should discuss it on the toy board instead.

>>732248016
Nice. I really like the Lab Lockdown Trex from that wave.

>>732248016
Why is this fish so fucking popular anyways?

>>732248016
You made the right choice. Evolution 3 is literally just Evolution 1 and again and offers absolutely nothing new.

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>>732248016
Toy-buying manchild

>>732248016
fuck yeah that's rad

onahole

>>732248016
based

>>732248016
Why is it hollow bros

>>732249045
So it can eat people and other small dinos

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this fucker was the size of a building in the movie

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>>732248016
What do you do with this ?

>>732248016
I lurk in on the /toy/ board sometimes and in the threads. It's actually kind of comfy, but also funny how many adults collect children's toys and discuss them with such interest. Some of them post images of their collection and it's just a room that looks no different than Chris-Chan's but the internet made fun of him for it. When you're in your late 20's and 30's living alone and your room is filled with Legos, power rangers, Jurassic Park, marvel/DC and Sonic toys.

>>732249141
Most people put it on display or add it to a collection. You have to really be into Jurassic Park to even care.

>>732249121
Imagine

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>>732249204
I used to collect a lot of Star Wars toys, and did some toy photography with my collection for a while. Disney, and perhaps life and finances in general, kind of killed my interest in keeping up with it though. The rising prices of these things makes them not worth collecting anymore. Star Wars black series figures used to be $15-$20, now they're $30-$40. Fuck that.

>>732248016
do /toy/fags play with their toys or nah?

>>732248750
Because it's fucking amazing, my mom got one for my nephew and it's amazing.

>>732249485
Does /v/ play video games?

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>>732249341
To be fair the JP dinos are all genetically engineered freaks, and at this point in the franchise it's not just InGen making them. The blueprint to clone them and their dino DNA were being sold in the black market so any shady company can make one, or modify them to being freaky/fuckhuge.

Or at least that's how I convince myself about how this abomination came to being.

>>732249141
take a bath and make it swim around in the water

>>732249707
>Mosasaur
>Dinosaur
...

I haven't watched anything past dinos in a millionaires basement installment. Never thought they could ruin the Jurassic Park IP but they managed to do it.

>>732249719
>Playing with toys in the bath
>Taking a bath and not a superior shower

In the US most standard bathtub sizes will not accommodate an adult man, and even shorter men can't fit into them. I'm 5'4 and I've never had a bathtub that I could comfortably lay down in. You'd need a soaker tub, or one of those indoor jet tubs. Women enjoy baths more because they can fully lay down in a bathtub since a lot of them are like 5'1-5'2, and even then, showers are more enjoyable.

>>732249776
Prehistoric marine reptile doesn't really roll off the tongue. We need a better catch all term for mosasaurs and plesiosaurs and all that shit.

>>732249842
I haven't watched anything past the original movie. Like Planet of the Apes, I just shrug my shoulders whenever I see they made a new one.

>>732250006
Why lie on the internet? You've seen Lost World, don't lie.

>>732250051
I haven't. I haven't really watched movies in the past 15 years at least, honestly.
I think when I was in school around the turn of the millenium, someone might have brought a tape of jurassic park 3 (that the one with the island or something?), but I mostly remember I slept through it so I can't say I watched it.

>I haven't really watched movies in the past 15 years at least, honestly.
Bait

>>732250338
When did Transformers revenge of the fallen come out? That was the last time I went to the movies.

>>732250051
I haven’t seen The Shining, Saving Private Ryan, Apocalypse Now, Godfather, Good Will Hunting, Alien, Predator, Marvel movies past the first Thor which came out in 2010 and a fuckton more movies I cant care to remember the name of. Most movies, even the ones people claim are some life changing phenomena, suck ass and are a complete waste of time.

>>732250457
I know someone who hasn't seen any star wars movie. Might be funny to think about, but on the other hand I've never watched star trek, so who am I to judge.

>>732250338
NTA but I haven't stepped foot in a movie theater since 2012, and the last movie I watched was Avengers. I'm being dead serious. I do not care for modern TV or movies in general. I solely watch cartoons and anime. I'd say I'm MORE of a manchild than other manchildren, and yet I have a job, my own place, and a car. I choose to live like this, and it brings me comfort.

It makes peoples' heads explode when I tell them I don't watch TV or movies. They can't fathom it. They don't understand someone who doesn't own a TV or watches TV. I tell them I'm an internet junkie, and that doesn't compute to them. They're like "What do you do on the computer all day?" like they don't understand how the internet is superior to TV.

>>732249472
They finally made some cool characters like Kyle Katarn, but man those prices are such a slap in the face. I only buy a few like that stick out nowadays.
>>732250457
Alien is good. Not life changing, but pretty good and entertaining. The Shining is entertaining for how strange it is.

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So I hear that the new movie is trash?

>"Jurassic Park is so dumb, nobody would ever bring back dinosaurs. Why reintroduce something that would kill us?"
>I live in a country that purposely reintroduced the wolf to our ecosystem after being extinct since 1813 and it's already responsible for thousands of dead domesticated animals each year and have been stalking people at night in inner cities
>everyone is waiting for the inevitable first attack on humans while the wolf shills says the wolf is hecking natural and necessary despite being gone for 200 years with no problems

The moment cloned dinosaurs becomes a real possibility, someone WILL let them go in the wilds guaranteed.

>>732251605
It's ok, but has a ton of little plot holes and inconsistencies that should have been noticed during filming and editing. Once you notice it becomes hard to not notice, it's all over the place. The whole thing screams rushed as hell production, and cash grab. It's also just kind of unsatisfying and anti-climactic. I would classify some aspects of it a step up from how stupid and shitty Dominion was, but still not that good.

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>>732249341
I wish Mosasaurs had been this big IRL, it really sucks that the biggest sea predator was just a boring zoomed in shark png.

>>732252082
Eh, it won't take long before they get wrecked by a bunch of well-armed rednecks. Dinosaurs weren't supernatural monsters, they'd still die to bullets.

>>732252082
>no scene where the Rex and Spino set aside their long feud to fight against the Retardownsaurus
ONE JOB

>>732248820
Pic unrel?

How the fuck is there ONE Jurassic Park game where you explore a dinosaur filled island in first person? Literally how? Not only is there a single one but it fucking sucks.
Just take a generic survival crafting bullshit game and slap it on Isla Nubar circa JP (1993), add everything back that was cut from the book, bang, part comfy part horror turbo-kino where the generic survival crafting would actually fit, exploring a dense natural jungle and the high-tech concrete compound, perfect juxtaposition. Both filled with dinosaurs of course, you could even have a time progression system where they start to break containment and take over the island, it could even be randomized so you'll never know where the problems are going to start.

And now I've made myself upset over an imaginary game that will never be made, again.

>>732248754
Personally I'm irritated that Planet Zoo has been out for years and there's still no aquarium expansion. Just endless nickel and diming with animal packs that may or may not be good quality.

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>>732249204
>When you're in your late 20's and 30's living alone and your room is filled with Legos, power rangers, Jurassic Park, marvel/DC and Sonic toys.
It's fun to imagine tiny versions of your favorite characters chilling in your home and having the whole house to themselves when you're out of sight.

>game has a hidden good ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnncIVKvJkg

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>>732255487
haha

>ARK
>The Isle
>Path of Titans
Why are all dinosaur games ran by scammer devs and run like shit?

>>732252482
>it really sucks that the biggest sea predator was just a boring zoomed in shark png.
There are other sea predators that come to close, or might even have exceeded the blue whale in terms of length. Just not mass.

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>>732252082
On the other hand I don't think dinosaurs would thrive in most places on Earth today.