>a film by markplier
The zero day soijack patient made a movie? That's disgusting

>>732251568
Is it spooky?

>>732251856
If you like cosmic horror, yes.

>e-celeb shit

hard pass

Every new piece of media is basically just a premise with no ending or reasoning. They make it ambiguous because they don't have to write an ending that gives the story any meaning while at the same time a legion of retards will laud the story as deep and metaphorical and call you a midwit if you don't see how the sequence of incoherent events is actually an epic critique of capitalism.

>>732252192
yeah, that new movie 2001 a space odyssey sure sucks because of that

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>>732252192
>>732251568
>Protagonist is an eco terrorist that opportunistically slaughtered innocents (Simon The Butcher)
>Ocean of blood is an personification of the blood of his victims, and his own manifested guilt.
>The IronLung submarine is his own febble instinct to live and survive despite it dooming humanity
>His will to live collapses around him as he starts losing his mind with rapid guilt about his past
>The ending is a last glimmer of hope for humanity, and hints at the concept that even the most heinous of people are capable of redemption
>Just like the ending of the game, the mission was a failiure, but humanity presses on, forever maintaining hope, for better or worse...

Not a perfect movie but unironically might be the best video game adaptation ever, although that bar isn't super high to clear. For eceleb movie it's phenomenal.
I give it a light 8/10

>>732252617
So at the end did he kill the monster by blowing up the sub? I wasn't clear on that part.

>>732252773
No, he just got eaten. The mission was a failure.
Can't run from your past.

>>732252968
But it seemed like he wasn't actually responsible for what happened at the Filament Station. I don't know if this is cleared up in the game itself or not.

>>732253393
He was apart of the group that destroyed Filament Station and clearly feels guilty about the event. Regardless of if he "intended" kill anyone, he was still responsible in some capacity, at least enough to feel guilt over it.

>>732252968
it definitely wasn't a total failure, the stupid mcguffin thing was floating on the surface of the ocean so the survivors could just come pick it up

>>732251568
postal you stupid nigger
but iron lung too

Where did the spooky monsters come from? They probably weren't on the moon before it got flooded with human blood. What's up with that?

>>732252471
That movie had a complete ending that wasn't ambiguous in the slightest if you weren't room temp IQ, cookiedoughbeit.

>>732254569
Over explaining things would ruin what the movie is going for.

>>732252617
>even the most heinous of people are capable of redemption
so pedophiles can get better?

>>732254752
Yes
They can get better by being dead

>>732254752
yes unironically but there is a turning point where people no longer grant you a shot at redemption

>>732254752
He's "Simon the Butcher" not "Simon the Child Toucher"

At what point did it become socially acceptable to market different types of media using online handles instead of your actual fucking name?

>>732254752
Are you lost little brainwashed calf?

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>>732254857
He literally uses his real name.

>a film by markplier
You'd have to pay me to watch this.
I can see now why you zoomers keep posting threads about it here though.

>>732254857
I'd suppose it depends on how marketable your online handle is compared to your real name. Lots of people who might see the movie have at least heard the name "Markiplier", while nearly zero people would recognize Mark Fishstick.

>>732254857
it says Mark Fischbach under it anyway

>>732254926
Zoomers are getting filtered by it and complaining that it's 'boring'.

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>>732254916
Then what the fuck is the point of this? Why does it not say "A Film By Mark Fischbach"?

>>732254959
In an interview he said that he had to name his 'studio' Markiplier studios so that they would show it. Probably related to that. In the credits for the movie, he's credited with his full legal name.

>>732254954
I've heard the opposite and that zooms zooms love it because Mariplier made it even though they can't remember the plot at all.

>>732254959
Isn't that his brand?

>>732255182
Zoomers do not have the attention span for a two hour psychological horror movie that takes place entirely in a single environment with two characters (one of whom you never even see) and expects you to be able to piece things together on your own.

>>732255304
I was going to refute this until I remembered my nephew pulling out his phone during movies.

>>732255304
I doubt they have the attention span, but they still say they love it. Kids will be kids.

>>732251568
i only watched the trailer but it has people showing up outside the sub, idk if they're hallucinations or what but feels like it ruins the point of the game

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>>732252617
>>Just like the ending of the game, the mission was a failiure
Was it really a failure?
I mean, Simon was able to recover the data data from SM-8 ship and the black box have reached safely
The movie's ending is genuinely so much better than the game's ending. Not only because the MC didn't end up dying for nothing, but he also redeemed himself for giving humanity some hope
Kudos for Mark for turning something so bleak into something more optimistic without changing its tone

I'm really curious what other horror game movie Mark would adapt and get the same treatment.

>>732255304
Buddy, I've been to the movie's theater
The audience consisted of teens and young adults alike, AKA zoomers
What's the point of talking out of your ass about something you have no clue about?

>>732251568
he thought he was christopher moltisanti

>>732255460
That's one scene at the very beginning and lasts like 3 minutes.

>>732255465
its a game where the protagonist is a convict sent on a pointless suicide mission, put into a sub that is welded so that he cant ever exit then dropped into a planet where the entire surface is a sea of blood, an optimistic ending for that is dumb

>>732251568
How tf do you even make a feature film from this concept?
Wtf did the pitch for this sound like?
>"Okay, so get this. Our Protag is stuck alone in a cramped submersible, with no contact to the surface, staring at a low-res monitor... and then dies when something breaches the sub. The end."

>>732251653
I've never watched Markiplier in my life but even I can feel the pure unadulterated seethe coming from this post. Why would you give a shit about hating someone that adapts a widely praised video game this much?

It's not like you've watched him or the movie so you're really just insulting a random caricature you came up with in your head. Sad

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>>732255465
>I'm really curious what other horror game movie Mark would adapt and get the same treatment.
Same developer as Iron Lung.

>>732254857
Wait until you find out about stage names/pen names.

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>>732254857
bro thinks all Hollywood actors use their real name

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>eceleb meme movie being discussed, and even praised here
Holy shit, this a new low for this board, we need a eceleb, gacha and nintendo containment board ASAP.

>>732251568
So the blood ocean basically assimilates humans into some sort of eldritch entity that just consumes everything?

>>732252192
This is so fucking true it hurts. Annihilation is the perfect example, along with Hereditary but the movies spawned from those two are 10x worse. Midwits LOVE when a movie is open ended because they can say whatever they want and no one will ever correct them. Even the writer of the film will never correct anyone because he doesn't know himself! They openly admit this when they say shit like "you can really decide for yourself what happens at the end, I won't say anything is wrong because we intentionally wanted to let the viewer decide!".

Fuck you

>>732255658
>an optimistic ending for that is dumb
I get what you're saying, but I see it as optimistic because the MC didn't up dying for nothing and ended redeemed himself by giving valuable information that was considered unobtainable. It's a lot less bleak than the game's ending for that

>>732255723
Never heard of it
I don't know if Mark wants to adapts another game made by the same guy as the previous
Was thinking maybe SOMA since it's similar to Iron Lung in being another cosmic horror game

>>732255874
Perhaps it's more of a statement on the current state of the film industry rather than an indictment of the cultured board that is /v/

>>732251568
Silent Hill and Mortal Kombat

>>732255874
Name a better movie released this year. Return to Silent Hill is absolute slop and Send Help is mid.

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>>732255874
>discussion of an actual movie about a game is a new low even though the catalog is filled with gacha shilling, random e-celebs and raid cancer 24/7 all year

>>732255946
he should adapt fear and hunger, he can play trortur

>>732255998
>Return to Silent Hill is absolute slop
what, james smoking weed and listening to death metal too cool for you?

I could have sworn that at the end it's just the life vest floating with no black box on it.

>>732255897
Motherfuckers are sitting around wishing they were The Lady or the Tiger.

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>>732255874
>talking about movie game adaptation is considered /v/'s new low
>not the constant social media screencap, culture war and blatant fetish threads that's been plaguing the board for more than decade
Toppest of the keks, anon
Do you also tell people to go to /vg/ when they make a reoccurring vidya thread?

>>732251568
Eh, the first 1 hour should've a lore drop

>>732251568
This was way better than I though it was going to be. Makes me want to play the game, but is the game worth playing having already seen this?

(((Hollywood))) isn't happy about this movie doing well, since they removed it from the box office charts after it topped it

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>>732252617
>Ocean of blood is an personification of the blood of his victims, and his own manifested guilt.
so it's yet another silent hill/cry of fear etc etc rehash?

>>732256234
This

>>732256262
I might've misunderstood, but I'm pretty sure the ocean of blood is the blood of all of humanity that died in the Silent Rapture.

>>732256234
Wait, really? kek

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>>732256208
Imma be real with you
The game is boring as shit
Most of the time you're gonna be spending pinpointing your location using the coordinates and where are you facing
It's one of those games where you better off watching someone play it since you don't have to deal with the gameplay

Alternatively, you could pirate the game and see it for yourself

>>732256262
Not really
The blood is actually real and not a figment of imagination like how some stuff in Silent Hill. Although the movie does dive into stuff makes you question what is real or not

>>732256345
Yep, it topped box office charts this weekend and then 'mysteriously' disappeared so Send Help could take top spot

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>>732255874
You need to start looking at things in a vaccum and by that I mean you should space yourself at the first convenient opportunity

>>732251568
Ive never heard of this game. I assume it was some gay shit that only streamers played.

>>732254857
Stage names have been a thing since the dawn of theatre. Thousands of actors/authors/musicians etc use fake names and aliases, an online handle is no different. Especially one that's practically a household name as far as this films target audience goes.

>>732255874
You're trying way to hard it "fit in".

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>>732256418
But it beat Send Help today. Which is pretty funny that a YouTuber made a movie that is topping a movie from a well known and liked director.

>>732256310
It's definitely 100% real human blood. Whether it comes from the people who got reality raped is ambiguous.

>>732251568
this shit is just a rip off of an insane clown posse CD

>>732254857
What about nearly every rapper using a fake name.

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>>732256470
It brings me such glee that (((they))) are seething so hard right now.

>>732251653
fpbp
>>732255714
suck a dick faggot.

>>732251568
Lame. Make a movie about the real Titanic submarine thing.
Sounds too ridiculous to be true, but it was.

>>732256470
>Markiplier's cosmic space spooker beat out Raimi's Subverting the Patriarchy: the Movie
ha ha

>>732256208
The game lives and dies on atmosphere. It's short and not very mechanically impressive or innovative, but if you think you'd like the tension of blindly circumnavigate an ocean floor trying to make shit out of a black and white image, maybe? It's like $5 for a reason.

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>>732256579
Reality is gay, and the less of it the better.

>>732254857
did you know his name isn't really nick cage

>>732255874
I don't actually like liberal corporations, OR liberal e-celebs.

>>732251568
Audio mixing was bad, rest was solid.

>>732256665
I don't like Mondays.

>>732252773
There was never a monster, sort of.
It's an entity conjured by the ocean as needed, 'killing' it merely destroys it temporarily.

>>732256462
its cheap 5 dollar streamer bait game with zero story except taking black and white pictures and at the end a fish jump scares you how it was made into a movie you could make up any story

>>732251568
Faithful. But not a good watch. Great for game nerds and fans, but that's it. If you don't care about that, this is a mediocre horror movie with barely passable acting, decent visuals, and occasional good moments. For a Youtuber movie, it's an actual movie, so there's that.

>>732252192
Are you talking about this movie or in general? Because it definitely has an ending, it actually has more of an ending than the game.

>>732252773
Yes, but that hardly matters, the moon is the greater entity. The light doesn't kill/rapture Simon, which pisses off the monster which is being controlled by the moon the blood ocean is in. It looks pretty skeletal, so it's entirely possible the moon can make more. Simon destroyed the glass at the end, turning the sub into a pressure bomb - mirroring how he blew up the station.

>>732255714
you've never watched markiplier, yet feel uncontrollable compulsion to defend his honor from anon?

I watched it but I'm afraid I didn't really "get" it.
I think it was technically a well constructed movie, but as someone who had no idea what the source material was I feel it needed to give me like two more facts. This is what i gathered from context best I could
>space faring humans
>some apocalypse event 50-ish years in the past that wipes out majority of humans and makes further interstellar travel possible
>moon with an ocean of explicitly human blood appears
>mc of movie is some sort of orphan living aboard a space station with the last tree? I guess this apocalypse also affected organic life at large?
>at some point mc gets duped by charasmatic leader to do some sort of terrorism leading to the destruction of an important space station?
> this lands mc in prison where he's offered a deal by possible government of remaining survivors
>go down in the sub to get ???
>so we can ???
>female wants mc to get sample for reason
>he gets sample but then it's no longer important
>possible supernatural elements introduced, unclear if mc is hallucinating but beings to hear voice of woman from a previous expedition
>i think this is actually a psychic fish/old god torturing who wants to thwart whatever his mission was for some reason???
>pseudo-religious elements introduced, some sort of holy light is mentioned but could just be an analogue for light of an angler fish?
>cue bizarre slow motion sequence and hallucination sequence where something happens
>contact boss female, suddenly she wants the black box of the other sub
>rescue the black box but die

back half of the movie really fell apart for me, didn't understand any character motivations or what's at stake really.

>>732254857
Do you know how many actors are using a fake name?

>>732256951
>I guess this apocalypse also affected organic life at large?
>female wants mc to get sample for reason
The Quiet Rapture made every planet with life on it vanish. Not just human life but all life. Grass, trees, fish, bacteria, poof. All gone, only space stations remained. And what he found was an alien skeleton, proof of non-human on a planet after the Quiet Rapture. Its remains could have been groundbreaking, but the scientists considered that it couldn't lead to the production of more life and make the universe habitable again.

>>732251937
based

>>732256937
No I just fucking hate doomed retards trying to find any random thing they can't to automatically dismiss something good. It's all too common and literally ruins culture by attacking stuff for no reason and without basis.
"I hate that, it's horror"
"I don't play fighting games or MMOs so it doesn't look good to me"
"The minute I found out she was 16 I immediately started spreading the word about this degenerate [insert] - (game/movie/book/TV show"
It's so fucking annoying. People who do that shit are OCD autists so if naming great shows is like holding a cross to a vampire I say MORE POWER TO YOU.

Squirrels better be protected!

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>>732254857
HER
SHLAG

>>732257727
being a faggot youtuber isn't some random thing, retard. I'm sure that anon is perfectly consistent with his hatred of all faggot youtubers. Now fuck off and go make another shitty video

>>732254857
Wait until you find out about actors.

>>732254857
You're so fucking retarded it hurts

>>732254857
Anon do you have any fucking clue how many steins, witz, berg, baums there are who have fake names in hollyweird?

So it's too late to play the game now because it's too popular and mainstream? Oh well.

I really dont feel like watching a movie starring a has been youtuber to be honest

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>>732258291
Do you not liked it or perhaps you're too poor, brown, or retarded to even watch the rip cams of this movie?

Okay, is there a torrent?

>>732254752
I heard the Chinese developed a brain procedure or hormone therapy to cure gayness so it's possible.

>>732252471
21st century is new
>>732254569
>>732254749
You did the thing anon was talking about retards doing

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>>732259176
>21st century is new

>>732255724
kek

>>732258878
>>732258878
>I heard the Chinese developed a brain procedure
Generally high velocity expulsion of the brain matter from the cranial cavity via kinetic lead injection does cure all known and unknown mental disorders with a 100% success rate. I am not sure why we waste our time with treatment that is not a simple and effective as this.

>>732255714
He makes a living filming himself playing video games. He deserves condemnation.

>>732251568
What the fuck kind of name is Markiplier? Is he Finnish or some shit like that?

>>732260014
Markiplier doesn't sound Finnish at all
>t. Finn

>>732260014
it's just a username. mark + multiplier. why? idk
his real name is fischbach which is german but he looks weird because his dad marreird a korean

>>732260062
t. aino korholahtibordolonen

>>732260117
wtf why doxx me

>>732254916
>edited
Kek, that’s why it’s so fucking long and boring. Guy needed an actual editor to step in and cut the fat.

>>732255152
There are people saying that they fell asleep in the cinema because it was so boring, and they still consider it a good movie kek

>>732260882
its like 2 hour movie from a 30 minute game

>>732251568
>Markiplier
Isn't this the fag that makes videos all the time where he's crying
Or in the hospital
Or both

next he should adapt his brother's furry webcomic into a movie

>>732251568
it seems boring and like you NEED to play the game beforehand to actually enjoy this. I watched the first 10-15 mins online and got bored. Then I saw a lore explained video and was like damn this is cool, why the fuck did they make it so fucking boring?

>>732259679
i highly encourage you to volunteer for this procedure immediately.

>>732252617
>all in le head

>>732255874
>you MUST hate everything and accuse people of being shills for talking about video game stuff on the video game forum
Does nu-/v/ really

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>>732257727
jealousy is one hell of a motivator and makes seething faggots, like >>732257830, grasp at any straw they can. The flick is good and all the more power to the upoop dude for self funding it and actually completing it

>>732263372
Yeah, what were they thinking not explaining everything in the first 10 minutes, amirite

of all the shovelware horrorslop he has played over the years why did he pick that one specifically to adapt?

>>732263372
>you NEED to play the game beforehand to actually enjoy this.
Not at all actually.

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>>732263924
I would have adapted The Witches House if I were him personally

>>732263924
Being trapped in a submarine makes for an affordable set even a small team can create and an automatically distressing setting, that's just before all other factors.

>>732264258
Considering he is up there with other big youtibers like pewdiepie and uberhaxornova, and more importantly is still going I dont think money is a problem
Also his brother is THE most famous furfag artist bar none. He has the money

>>732263924
He thought it was cool.
>>732264038
Based, although I wouldn't really know how you'd go about even doing that. The twist ending is kind of glued to the gameplay and the player needing to have the whole game memorized to really have the full impact.
Mad Father would probably be easier to turn into a film all things considered.

>>732252192
>>732255897
Kek, being a jaded fuck doesn't make you clever you dimwits

>>732265052
I dunno about annihilation but boy if Hereditary was a such shitty movie.

>>732266753
Annihilation was very straightforward I'd say. They made it very clear that last ayy was just mimicking shit and there was no deeper meaning. They made it very clear what happened to the main girl too.

>>732255897
>you can decide for yourself what happens at the end
Everything you type gives me increasingly more secondhand embarrassment. It is actual cringe when someone gets something so basic so wrong but keeps going.

You're right, the movies aren't really that deep. They're 2 hours of surface level metaphor delivery devices. The ending doesn't matter, not as "It's ambiguous you can plausibly say anything happened", but as a "It doesn't matter for what the movie was actually going for". Endings for media like that aren't meant to be a conclusion to the narrative, it's meant to cap off on the themes.

This genuinely isn't this hard to understand I don't know why people pretend it is

>>732251568
>A film by Markiplier
Let me guess, it's mediocre as all fuck but people are pretending it's good because of the e-celeb name attached

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>>732251568

Pick any Tomb Raider movie - They are all ok to great.

>>732268679
It's good enough compared to many other "character stuck in 1 place for the entire movie" films. It's no phone booth or europa report but there are much MUCH worse movies with that premise. Like a girl tied up during a bdsm sesh in a cabin and her husband dies of heart attack during the act.
My problem was Markiplier wasn't the best choice for the actor. He isn't terrible but you are used to seeing his face in a different setting. Imagine if Kojimbo was the main character of Death Stranding instead of Norman Reedus.

>>732255713

There have been far, FAR worse plots done by Hollywood. As he funded the thing he didnt have to pitch shit.

>>732263750
>I MUST talk about my favorite youtuber grifter on this board, His opinion is MY opinion
yeah really

>>732255713
he didn't pitch anything, he just made it which is making hollywood seethe

>>732251568
Does he still talk to his audience as if they're 8 year olds?

>>732257727
You sound like a fucking faggot. The game was complete shit, and the 2 seconds of this dude I've seen in my life made me physically repulsed.

>>732255897
how is hereditary's ending ambiguous in any way? the mom gets her head sawed off and the kid gets possessed by a demon

>>732254752

Many aren't because their 'problem' is so deeply rooted and pathological. Most of the time they don't feel like they did anything wrong. They stop as long as they're being watched but manly times they reoffend.

>>732251568
make a nortubel movie

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>>732268618
"theme" doesn't mean anything absent a story that makes sense. good stories say true things about the world through their narrative structure, or what a theme is a party of. a story that doesn't even have a structure that could relate to anything in reality isn't a story, and if it isn't a story it can't have themes; it's just noise.
and annihilation is indeed a perfect example of that. a movie that literally makes no sense, on purpose. saying that it has themes is like looking into a kaleidoscope and saying that it has themes. and you can always bullshit up some nonsense about how the visual noise you just stared at made you feel all sorts of things so it actually contains all these really deep metaphors and whatever. you'd be wrong and crazy and retarded for doing so, but you could do it.

>>732269669
>Most of the time they don't feel like they did anything wrong
That's almost every criminal
>They stop as long as they're being watched
That's literally every human who ever lived. Everyone would break the law/rules if they thought they could get away with it.

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>>732255874
Sad state of affairs when some youtube sojak produces, directs and stars in a movie and it's better than most pedowood shit that has released recently.

>>732255874
I keep saying /incel/ (INternet CELebraty) should be a thing but clearly no one in this website cares to make any new boards.

>>732255874
yes

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The only e-celebs I am even remotely aware of are ones that have a Vtuber avatar that I want to put my dick in like pic related.Otherwise you don't exist

>>732269483
It's not really, just what it inspired is. And I hate that movie except for when they bitch loses her head out the window, that was funny as fuck and very deserved. I'm thinking more of the later movies inspired by it like Midsommar and the endless list of lesser ones.

>>732268618
Are you fucking retarded? It's done because the writer is so shit they don't know how to end the film properly. As someone that's actually written a good amount of short fiction I can assure you that 99% of the time it ends ambiguously it's because the writer couldn't think of anything, likely because they follow the Stephen king school of writing - just make it up as you go along and hope it works out.

This is exactly how they wrote the final season of Stranger Things btw, they admitted to writing episodes almost up to the point of shooting and claimed it was an intentional technique. We all saw how that shit turned out

>>732271176
Lynchfags aren't gonna like this one

>>732268679
Nah, it's kino.

I thought it was some solid sci fi slop. The most interesting part about the movie is how much it causes people to seethe, especially the jewish movie cartel.

>>732274421
This

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>732255714

>>732251653
fpWp

>>732251568
What is it even about? The game is like 10 minutes long, the entire story is "Well the stars all disappeared, we're alone in a dark universe, you're on a submarine in a blood ocean. BANG YOU'RE DEAD" I do not see how this was turned into a 1.5+ hour movie

Ok give me the facts here, not your seething jealousy of Markiplier, is his acting any good? Is Jacksepticeyes? I honestly can't get through terribly acted movies.

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>>732254857
At least 1700 years ago

>>732276994
Mark is middle of the road. You can tell he's not a professional and you can only suspend your disbelief so much when you are looking at fucking Mark implier. It's definitely not bad so you get used to it eventually as there are actually terrible actors with more experience than him in hollywood
No idea about Jack

>>732276994
Neither are amazing but they are also not by any means turn-of-the-movie bad. It's fine

>made 18 million so far
>that's still 6 times its budget
i think it looks lame but honestly good for him.

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>>732252617
>even the most heinous of people are capable of redemption
A disgusting notion.

>>732276994
Acting is fine, like 6.5/10 but never much lower. Honestly the biggest issue is if you know these people it's kind of hard to get over looking at them. I don't know why but it's not like a big Hollywood actor like Tom Cruise who I can just watch and forget about in the movie, during this you kinda can't shake "Yep, that's Markiplier" always in your mind.

>>732252192
retard

>>732274421
>how much it causes people to seethe, especially the jewish movie cartel.
A bunch of box office trackers literally removed it from the listings after it ended up #1 on release day, it's fucking weird.

The game was good.
If you disagree, that means you got filtered.
>but it was boring
Yes; you got intellectually filtered.

>>732252471
>2001 a space odyssey
>>732259176
>21st century
1968 was in the 20th century, my friend.

>>732277690
i got filtered. Whats the point of most humans and stars dying and some big monster fish in some blood lake? Feels like 2 different ideas to me.

>>732277474
It's because you are used to seeing Tom Cruise in different roles. So far you've only seen Mark as that tiny box on your screen that always reacts to indie horror. Also Tom Cruise has experience acting even if he and many others are often playing the exact same role.
Imagine seeing Jason Statham in a romantic drama with 0 action.

>all the stars and humans vanish
>movie takes place underwater
getting some real pandorum vibes from this lol

>>732277591
He's an outsider from a competing type of entertainment industry with a huge following, and while the movie itself isn't going to exactly do anything impressive returns wise (maybe a couple dozen million, like 24) it's still rocking the boat and they don't want it to trend and become more commonplace.

Hollywood has always been this way, obviously this is a way more higher stakes comparison than Iron Lung but look at American Zoetrope, Coppola's production company from the 1970s, he was a massive success as a director with string of landmark films, he goes and starts his own production company to escape the Hollywood bullshit. He pays workers incredibly well, great work environment, people get a slice of the pie on projects. It's so good his workers become hyper loyal, even working without pay when finances are bad because they WANT to turn the company around. Hollywood sees this and murders the company, backroom deals, backstabber tactics, blacklisting. Even Coppola's peak prestige and Hollywood status meant nothing, they needed his system gone.

Is Iron Lung any good? I really like DUSK but I know it wasn't a similar at all type of game so I kind of glazed over it.

>>732251568
Using your YouTube name for actual projects unrelated to YouTube can just fuck off forever.

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>>732277936
>isn't going to exactly do anything impressive returns wise (maybe a couple dozen million, like 24)
1200% return on investment is pretty good.
Just because Hollywood's gone crazy and thinks everything has to be a blockbuster, doesn't mean the medium sized movie is dead and gone. The executives are just blinded by their greed to the extent they're losing out on a valuable market.

>>732277946
It's not really comparable to DUSK at all. It's a very short (30 minutes if you're slow) sort of short film equivalent of a game and it's mostly a vibes thing, the gameplay is hyper basic (the core loop is you pushing 3 buttons to take pictures of things while stuck inside an area the size of a queen sized mattress)

>>732278128
fuck it, it's $4 and I like David S. enough I'll give it a go. thanks.

>>732277856
The point is that you're maximally fucked, not just because you're in the most fucked location within the entirety of a post-apocalyptic universe, but because the nature of that apocalypse so completely defies logic that there's no hope of understanding it scientifically, and the only reasonable conclusion is that there is a literal god but he hates you and snapped his cosmic fingers to turn the universe into a nightmare.

>>732264396
>uberhaxornova
Bro, this isn't 2011 anymore. I'm still subbed to the guy but come on now.

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Why is pedowood so scared of this movie's success?

>>732278425
I mean he was big at the time Markiplier was gaining traction. They are all fucking washed now

>>732278235
I would NOT pay for that shit. It's barely worth playing.

>>732278235
Chop Goblins is also good if you want a short game with more traditional gameplay.
I look forward to the movie.

>>732276895
Well instead of bang you're dead it's a gruelling nightmare of being stuck in a tiny sub in an ocean of blood and increasing cosmic horror.

>>732255714
>but even I can feel the pure unadulterated seethe coming from this post
the lack of self-awareness lmao
you wrote a full blogpost over a one line comment lol

>>732278485
it already made back its budget multiple times and is a success, why are they removing it?

>>732278597
they said it was a "glitch"

>>732256524
Markiplier's a member of the tribe as well, so I doubt they mind much.

>>732251653
FPBP

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okay but when's his brother making the twokinds movie

I will not watch it because I can't stand Markiplier
I am happy for him for making a successful indie film and making pedowood mald though. also good for david szymanski.

>>732278692
As soon as Mark dies the vault will open and all the secret smut he made will come out

>>732278692
when the comic is finished (so fucking never)

>>732256413
All of that devs games are
>do something mundane for twenty minutes
>get jumpscared by a jpg
I don't really know what Markiplier saw in the game that made him want to make a movie about it, maybe he just saw an opportunity to jump from youtubing to acting, that being said, the movie would have been better if Markiplier wasn't playing the main character

>>732278653
He's part of the wrong subbranch of the tribe so it makes no difference, they hate that just as much

>>732251568
He just spends 2 hours arguing with tech support then dies.

>>732279036
Grim, truly a cosmic horror

>>732252192
>new
Movies have had ambiguous endings for a long time, 12 Angry Men is considered one of the greatest movies of all time and it has an ambiguous ending

>>732278965
what wrong subbranch?

>>732278692
this is what I'm interested in

>>732252192
Welcome to the horror "genre", retard
When you're done being 15 you won't watch or play or like any of it because of this

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>>732278485
Jesus, I just google Iron Lung Projections and it fucking AI tells me about Melania's projections instead.

>>732252192
He definitely spends 2 hours reasoning and then gets a definitive ending. Not sure we watched the same movie.
I think it was kind of bad, but it's hardly Skinmarink.

>>732255946
What exactly was the goal of the mission though? In the game its basically "we literally have nothing else to do but explore this ocean" while the movie made it seem that the ocean held all the answers to everything

>>732278621
No they got (((noticed))) so they had to put it back
They are absolutely seething

Dumbest part of the movie was making the layout of the sub 1:1 to the game, putting the camera that you need to see that's mounted in the front in the fucking back of the ship is a retarded design choice, even as a rush job

isn't the whole draw of the game hearing all the spooky shit around you outside the sub? did they handle that aspect pretty well?

>>732251568
Better than Return to Silent Hill.

>>732280020
Bar so low even the submarine movie can't get under it

>>732252617
>The ending is a last glimmer of hope for humanity, and hints at the concept that even the most heinous of people are capable of redemption

I’m not going to watch that shitty movie, but I'll need more context on that, otherwise that sounds extremely retarded. It's called justice. a heinous criminal’s only “redemption” is getting a shot in the head.

>>732279715
Yeah that was weird. It should've been a lot bigger so he's not just heading to the same dumb junction to find yet another hidden compartment. The vent sequence at the end is longer than the sub several times over.
And they should have put like, another guy down there in with him so he's not just yelling at a fucking speaker the whole movie.

>>732279976
No. Even the basic camera is now way too high definition so they just show off the monster and it's kind of dumb.

>>732252471
there's nothing ambiguous about 2001

>>732280463
is Troy Baker the guy in the speaker?

>>732280598
For like a minute, it's pretty much a cameo. Mostly just some chick.

>>732260882
>game where literally nothing happens is adapted to a movie
>nothing happens
Only ADHD zoomers found it boring which is ironic given his audience is ADHD zoomers but hey that's not my problem. Fuck 'em. I got a great video game adaptation out of it.

>>732260926
I swear every time someone says this the time to beat the game gets shorter and shorter. I played 3 hours so the film is shorter than that.

>>732280479
cept for the part where it straight up ends in the middle of the story
its only non abiguous if you read/watch 2010 as well
Otherwise good luck understanding why did the main character suddenly go through the looking glass into a random victorian room and the final shot is a floating baby above earth

>>732280764
70% of the movie is him talking to other people, pretty sure that doesn't happen in the game, sounds like a bad adaptation to me if just being literally the game is your own only yardstick you're going by.

>>732280865
he literally made it together with the developer

>>732280964
So did the FNAF 2 team and ain't nobody call that script good.

>>732254959
>What is branding
These dumbfucks are the same people that calls every moving grass a shill and other dumbfuck retarded marketing tricks around here by the way

>>732255897
How the was Annihilation ambiguous, you absolute fucktard? That movie blatantly explains what's going on throughout the entire thing, even for the people in the back. It explains what the refraction is, what it does, how it works, etc. repeatedly. And the ending isn't ambiguous either, it's just a downer.

>>732278945
Squirrel Stapler was the worst example of this.
>Do boring repetitive fetch quest.
>LE GOD IS COMING
>Stupid jumpscare
>Game forces shutdown
It's a good shitpost, because I swear he knew that people would eat it up anyway.

>>732280964
that doesnt mean anything, adaptation is key, that takes a skilled writer and director

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>>732264038
I wouldn't be able to sit through it, desu. Even to this day, the ending makes me more angry than a stupid RPGMaker title should.

wonder how well Szymanski is making out with all this

>>732281249
Butcher's Creek was also a really bad example of it. Intentionally anti-climactic shitpost jumpscare. The writing in that gets outright bad by the end, you can tell can which parts he made when he still gave a shit about game development.

>>732263924
because the whole thing takes place in a single 12x12 ft room and only has one character who's present in-person.

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>>732281458
Getting some real baby boss vibes.

>>732281458
Give link to torrent.

>>732281458
this kind of looks like it has that 90s "grungy" vibe. like event horizon or something.

>>732255897
Annihilation has two books coming after that leave almost no possible ambiguity of anything in the series. It's not even crazy considering each book is so damn short. The movie itself is also changed so there are no lingering questions or even open threads for the rest of the series.

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>>732281570
stream it on dorawatch

>>732276994
His acting is serviceable, but I do think that the movie would've been better if an actual professional actor played Simon. That being said, Markiplier definitely doesn't detract from the movie.

>>732276994
Jacksepticeye was perfectly serviceable as Punch-Up in Dispatch, but he was basically playing a cartoon character in that which all Irish people already are so it wasn't a high bar to clear heh.

>>732276994
I thought it was fine, but it's hard to make a script that's borderline the Focus M meme work. There's bits where he's meant to be sad or apologetic that don't really get sold.
Script was just kinda ass though so who can really tell. The entire first half is outright bad, picks up after that a bit.

This thread constantly proves to me that people who straight up do not play videogames come to /v/, the place where the most gamer elite are supposed to be having their gatekept le sekret club and then openly post like their opinion means something. If you didn't beat the game then why the fuck are you even here? Please kill yourself, I've been on 4chan since 2004 and I will sooner blow up a court house than let you fucking pieces of shit have your final win over me. Go play the game or get the fuck off my website.

>>732280865
Well it's not so good job being a fucking retard

>>732252617
You got everything wrong. Congrats, retard.

>>732282449
That was the inferred argument, yes, good job.

>>732282402
>/v/, the place where the most gamer elite are supposed to be having their gatekept le sekret club

le ebin maymay bro

>>732281458
The middle section where he's hallucinating is absolute kino.

>>732254857
google "Nicholas Cage"

>>732251568
I didn't play the game. Am I supposed to know what the Silent Rapture is other than it made all planets and stars disappear?

>>732282731
Thats different. It would be like using The Rock instead of Dwayne Johnson.

>>732282706
I loved the little detail of when the oxygen meter went back up from 1 to 2 lights. It just established so subtly how we couldn't rely faithfully on what we were seeing past that point.

>>732282597
No it wasn't. Accepting that the game being "boring" and the film being "boring is not the same thing as saying a film needs to 1 to 1 adapt the game perfectly you brainless fucking moron.

>>732281249
>he fell for a shitpost game
lol

>>732282810
wrestlers use their gimmick names in projects all the time. fucking hulk hogan was credited everywhere as hulk hogan even though his name's Terry

>>732282926
This movie is really good at showing not telling which surprised me.

>>732282959
You see, if you use your eyes, and follow the reply chain, the poster originally posited that he was fine with it kind of sucking so long as it was a good adaptation, and the argument in counter was that it wasn't even good on that metric.
So the overall argument is that the film was bad. This is reading comprehension.

The guy I was arguing with understood this, why'd you feel the need to chime in, dipshit.

>>732255897
I just want to make it clear that you have the lowest PER stat. Worry not, movies and shows are now telling not showing because of people like you.

>>732282926
I choose to believe that the oxygen meter being completely fake and not actually depleting until all goals were met was a nod to the game.

>>732283113
>the poster originally posited that he was fine with it kind of sucking so long as it was a good adaptation
No he didn't
>and the argument in counter was that it wasn't even good on that metric.
No it wasn't
How in the absolute fuck did you manage to make up a strawman of BOTH fucking sides of an argument? Jesus Christ take your fucking meds you illiterate schizo.

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>>732282794
Is literally about the rapture. It's a simple plot.
>In the Bible, "blood moons" refer to a prophetic sign described in Joel 2:31, Acts 2:20, and Revelation 6:12 where the moon turns blood-red before the "great and terrible day of the Lord," often interpreted as a sign of apocalyptic events or the Second Coming of Jesus.
Game(developer is Christian)/Movie takes place in the middle of it all. Most of humanity and life in the universe is raptured. A great light comes in and sucks everyone into a void. The blood of all creatures in the universe are stored in newly spawned moons. They are not the same ones we know. The creature is most likely satan because its a snake and tempts Simon to give up and kill more people.

>>732283319
>God left a bunch of people behind to suffer unimaginably for the crime of.......not observing the rapture from the perspective of a planet
Beautiful, inspiring, compassionate

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>>732251568
Easy choose though!

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Look at this dude.

>>732283319
>Game(developer is Christian)
Not the anon, but is he? I didn't know that.

I just know if this shit didn't have e-celeb glazing it'd have 2/10 on imdb

>>732283458
space is for spacedust not men

>>732276994
He can pretty corny at moments, he overacts but he still had some good parts. It's no The Room but it's not Citizen Kane either.

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>>732280783
because the monolith evolved the guy and he turned into a star child, humanity's next step in evolution, rhyming with the beginning of the movie and having a consistent and literal theme and storyline

>>732283559
There are Biblical references all throughout the movie (Eden, Rapture, Simon, etc) so it wouldn't surprise me.

>>732252617
>It's symboli-
Slop. Pass. Next.

>>732254752
>the most heinous of people
>pedophiles
Non-sequitur.

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>>732251568
Detective Pikachu did it first

>>732283609
Nah you are just huffing your farts now. Not a single soul would get this without knowledge from the follow up. There's a reason the "two" books are always bundled together. They are supposed to be one story

>>732283645
Could be, but anyone can use Biblical references when making art. It would be odd to say that Xenosaga or Evangelion were made by devout Christians due to the religious symbolism in those works.

>>732283751
lol wtf
never would have expected that

Did you know Mark filmed alot of pick up shots naked?

>>732251568
Markiplier BTFO the entirety of Hollywood with this. Made back its entire budget in a single day.

>Anything happens
>Markiplier - FUCK, FUUUUCK ME, MOTHER FUCKER, SHUT THE FUCK UP
I dunno it took me out of it a little.

>>732283474
>>732283601
I actually like the movie design more than the game. Like a ghostly skull cephalopod.

>>732283829
True but there's also this >>732283751.

>>732283751
Neat thx anon.
>>732283829
Disregard this and see the reply mentioned above.

>>732283917
>Made back its entire budget in a single day.
The conquering franchise has done that with each movie released and they don't look like shit

>>732283582
>he can pretty corny
He can BE pretty corny

>>732283998
conjuring movies are produced by a well established major film distributor on $20+ million budgets. this was made by a youtuber with only his own money. also theaters were refusing to take it until he got the kiddos to go out and start calling their local theaters complaining.

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>>732256524
Seething over what? Iron Lung will be forgotten in a couple of weeks

>>732280783
You obviously weren't paying attention. When the apes touched the monolith, they developed tool use. When humans touched the one on the moon, they developed AI and more advanced space ship tech and headed to Jupiter where there was another monolith. The victorian room is obviously all in his head, it's how Dave's human mind conceptualized his "death" as a human entity while he ascended to his new form, the giant baby represents his transcendence into a new form of life.

>>732284462
>t. Sam Raimi

>>732254752
Depends on the definition of pedophiles that we're using. The real one or the modern one of a man sleeping with a 17-25 year old prostitute

>>732284425
>also theaters were refusing to take it until he got the kiddos to go out and start calling their local theaters complaining.
Yes because there was no demand for the movie until the kiddos started showing demand. Why would theatres show a movie if there is zero demand for it?

Don't get me wrong, I think it's a good thing that fans got their local theatre to show the movie but you can't expect the demand for it to be so high that everyone will show it

>>732284512
What a sad sad Midface

>my backwater of a country will show this on my local theater
I'm honestly surprised.

>>732284686
Guam?

>>732284686
Eastern Europe?

>>732283815
You're moron. I understood this watching it as a 10 year old kid and I didn't find out there was a sequel book or movie until years later

>>732278235
Otherwise try the Music Machine for another of Daniel's short horror stories, I liked it more than Iron Lung.

>>732251653
FPBP

>>732284515
Brother I have seen the movie dozens of times after reading the book(s) and have seen it with 4 different people. None of them got what the fuck happened near the end and one of them is much smarter than me and well-read.
Until you see/read 2010 the logical conclusion most, including them, would reach is that that he was transported to another dimension made to look like something comprehensible where the monolith gives him some closure.
Literally none of them could explain why the fuck is there a planet sized baby orbiting Earth.

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>>732284760
SEA

>>732284853
i didn't realilze he had so many smaller-scoped projects. is he going to make anything on the scope of DUSK again?

>>732284917
The baby is supposed to be planet sized? I thought it was just a perspective thing

>>732252617
Holy slop

>>732284917
See>>732284761

You and your allegedly smarter friends are all morons. A baby, being "new life" as a symbol of a new form of life, with its godlike, cosmic stature, is such obvious symbolism that I can only conclude you and your friends are knuckledraggers for not getting it.

>>732285061
>t. kubrick fartsniffer
Looks like you are still mentally 10

>>732284458
this image is bananas...

>>732284967
He's helping with Gloomwood right now, right?

>>732285061
Nah you're a faggot. It makes zero sense. If he evolved why was he a human baby? Lmao this shit is retarded 2deep wank

Dumb redditor faggot

>>732285243
>>732284967
Working on bugbite as well. No clue what the scope of that one is

>>732285289
>he said while redding spacing

>>732285243
steam page says so, I wasn't aware. I haven't played Gloomwood in a while but I liked what I did play, hope the full game is good once it's finished.

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>>732254857
Why doesn't Nicholas Kim Koppola use his real name?

>>732251568
that's pretty funny that they got Hulshult to do the soundtrack

>>732285382
Because he doesn't want to be associated with Francis Coppola?

>>732278692
Flora is extremely cute

>>732283464
Bro, the psp version had content cut from the ps2 version

>>732285445
Who?

>>732254959
>Then what the fuck is the point of this?
the point of it is that his screen name is more marketable than his real name. dummy. did you think John Wayne movies should have sold him as Marion Morrison?

>>732285130
That all you got? I said nothing about Kubrick. I'm just marveling at how dense you and your friends are. If I at 10 had superior intuition and intelligence to you and your circle of dunces (even today), then I am proud to remain "mentally 10".
>>732285289
Because it represents reBIRTH and it's a HUMAN baby so you can see that it's the evolution of DAVE who is a HUMAN. Despite becoming an advanced entity his origins are HUMAN.

God how can you be so STUPID?

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>>732285445
Maybe Markiplier doesn't want to be associated with Adolf Fischbach

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>>732285514
The director of Apocalypse Now
Basically peak boomerslop and his only real movie which is why he went back and rereleased it like 4 times
Cage made more kino movies