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>>732252374
first game is like a 9/10
second game is ehhhhh 6-7/10 imo

Try it for yourself and form your own opinion.

>>732252374
Yeah, it's pretty cool, maybe a little too long, ~20 hours

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>>732252374
Play the first one.

>>732252554
this nigga is basically fucking useless

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I'm going to be honest here. After a lot of introspection and analyzing of countless images and videos, I have come to the conclusion that Alice has a 10/10 butt. It's not too oversized and it's not too small. The shape is perfectly balanced. There's just enough meat for a full handful of grabbing, palms full of cheeks, but not so little to the point that it's flat and easily mistaken for a male. The form is well balanced and looks frustratingly appealing from any desired viewing angle. It feels natural and not artificially inflated or gravity-defying. She might honestly have the most perfect butt out of any video game character, possibly even in the overarching realm of fiction as a whole. If there was ever a girl who I felt I needed to prone bone with every fiber of my being, it would be Alice. It's as if some primordial deity has dug its claws into me, down to the imperceptible genetic level, and has persuaded me to make this post expressing my deep-seated desire to physically interact with her butt in every way humanly possible.

I would give up everything just to have Alice exist right in front of me with her butt facing in my general direction. I genuinely believe that I would not have the strength to resist any urges that manifest within me in that moment, and that deeply concerns me. If I could just have her butt in my hands for five minutes, just five minutes is all I ask, I could life the rest of my life without a single regret. Clothed or unclothed, it matters not, it's just something I need, for my own psychological, emotional, and mental well being. It's unreal how much I need this butt in my life, fucking hell.

>>732252554
>>732252450
Don't listen to those fags, the first game plays as ass, it's glorified Quake 3 mod

>>732252825
>it's glorified Quake 3 mod
is this supposed to be a bad thing?

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>>732252825
i like how the first one plays because im an unc but it had more weapons and imo was a tighter experience. madness returns is too long in certain parts (the whole ass fucking china part), and too short where it matters (the rest of the game and cut content) imo, also i personally felt the story was quite unnecessary despite being a fine addition to the original. it has a good foundation but it felt not fully realized and explored

>>732253051
>it has a good foundation but it felt not fully realized and explored
i meant gameplay-wise btw for this. the platforming and puzzles

>>732252825
>it's glorified Quake 3 mod
And thats a GOOD thing

>>732252374
The first one is fun, the second one has fantastic art but suffers from "early 2010s consolitis" syndrome.

>>732253259
I mean depending on what your definition of art is, I preferred the first one. The primitive 3D graphics lent itself better to the nightmare dreamscape feeling.
You can chalk that up to early 2010s consolitis maybe, but the fancy effects I don't think did it any favors. The first game leans very much on less-is-more (playing it today) to carry its aesthetics.

>>732252374
I got hard during Giant Alice, wish she kept the Red Queen dress though.

>>732252795
that's the ass of the average twink who does squats. you could have you fantasy come true if you were just honest about your homosexuality.

>>732253665
I prefer how the first one looks as a whole but individual art elements in MR are pretty objectively better looking. What I mean to say is the first game is a more complete package when considering art and gameplay where the second is meh in gameplay but carried heavily by the art.

>>732253715
>sees an attractive girl's butt
>immediately thinks of twinks
I have news for you, anon

>>732252374
Apparently Warcraft got their ghouls from this game. That was interesting to learn (possibly)

>>732252374
I can't get American McGee's Alice to save :( wanted to play that before madness returns

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yeah

>>732253047
Yes because quake was fps, not a third person action game

>>732252374
I liked the 1st one, the 2nd one just annoyed me
t. played both last year

first one is fantastic, fun game, combat is basically just shooting but the levels are fun to run around through.

madness returns is boring as shit. it goes on for waaaay too long. game can take around 10 hours on your first playthrough and the game doesn't take away that much control from you but the combat just isn't fun and the story felt lacking, surprisingly not enough cutscenes to keep you engaged to continue on.

>>732256107
Are you playing the version that runs out of Madness Returns or the original, un-patched one?

>>732259223
I was using the original one that's been posted to like Archive dot org

>>732259426
You can install the original and play it through Madness Returns on steam if you follow a guide (assuming the link to dl the game files is still up)

>>732252374
second game overstays its welcome. The artbook makes it sound like development was a mess. A bunch of planned content and bosses were cut or never produced and levels were either lengthened for padding or nobody was around to trim the fat.

>>732252795
She's literally missing the entire lower back, what butt are you talking about?

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>>732259868
Right here

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Sex with Alice

>>732252374
Yes.
next question

>>732259454
Neat, alright thanks, will try this out

>>732252374
wish Alice would give me a footjob

>>732262017
The pantyhose stays on

>>732256107
>>732259426
>>732261745
Try https://github.com/Wemino/VorpalFix if you're talking about the 2011 remaster.

she nees love and affection

>>732265205
me too :(

>>732256107
https://archive.org/details/american-mc-gee-alice

>>732252554
>Downgrade Alice from a sex ginger goddess in the first game to an attractive but ultimately homely brunette in the second

Why?

>>732256115
I deserve a depressed thin tastefully mentally ill gf that looks like Alice.

>>732252795
very good post

Sometimes I see some indie games that have "Inspired by American's McGee's Alice" in the description but they never actually manage to have the same vibes, such a shame

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The first game is 100% worth playing because it's actually based on the stories of Lewis Carroll. The second one is just some weird fanfiction junk.

Both are pretty cool game, I prefer the first one but the second one is still good. I do feel like both games need more bosses. Btw fuck EA for not doing anything relevant with the franchise