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>makes Uncslop palatable
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So you enjoy playing slop?
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Do you need social validation for everything you do?
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>>732255309
@grok what is this?
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Three words: Wii. Retro. Achievements.

never kill yourself
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>>732255309
that means fast forward/savestates/rewind, right?
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https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/Ac_-A77yhJWC5dvWSrPjJw/
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>>732255617
no, you have to play them in "hardcore" mode (aka how people played them back in the day) or the cheevos won't pop
I don't know why /v/ is against this? what's wrong with giving zoomers an incentive to play old games without cheating?
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>>732256189
If you need a gold star sticker given to you by a tranny on your virtual report card as motivation to play a game, then you're subhuman.
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Do you ever emulate the inferior original game for the sweet cheevo score?
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>>732256305
I probably would, yeah. I don't think CC is better one way or the other though. The original looks better, the remaster was more fun combat wise for me though.
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>>732256305
Flat...
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>>732256189
Here's your ribbon for "Played the game" that you so desperately need to feel any sense of enjoyment.
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nothing makes zoomslop tolerable
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>>732255309
zoomers are so creatively bankrupt that they NEED achievements to tell them how to play a game
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>>732256189
>>732255617
you can use save states/rewinds but you only get the standard cheevos. Golds require hardcore mode, which disables save states (or more accurately it disables state loading), slowmo, and rewind
fast forward usually isn't disabled for hardcore mode, as in action games it will make it harder, and it slower games it may be so the game doesn't waste your time
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hope RA stays around forever, i love it
gonna be weird once they add shit like PS3 though some day
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>>732255617
Yes on fast forward
If you can cheat by fast forwarding, it's not a game it's a waste of time
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>>732255309
>tranny faggot starts big debacle to get clover removed
>puppets site owner and fucks trust in site
>got what he wanted and hasnt touch the site since
pottery
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>>732256189
>what's wrong with giving zoomers an incentive to play old games without cheating?
RA is a bitch if you have unstable Internet.
Save states mitigate that.
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>>732257717
Apparently, they are adding a filter system to the site and unbanning Clover once the heat cools down.
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>>732258615
>unbanning Clover
never ever lmao. not worth the inevitable tranny meltdown 2.0
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>>732255309
The zelda gbc ones
Wtf....
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>>732255309
>beat the game blindfolded in under an hour without getting hit once while crouch walking backwards and using the dog shittiest weapon
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>>732260135
>beat the game
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>>732255309
Do Zoomers absolutely need achievements like a Pavlovian Carrot-On-A-Stick to beat videogames?
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>>732256189
You know how like, for years, /v/ anons joked about how there should be some form of verification that you've actually played a video game before you can talk about it on the internet?

Well RetroAchievements is that (especially since they've been actively bumping up anticheat and verification), and what you're seeing is either A) a shitton of posers that feel threatened over the fact that they could technically be called out at any time (even though realistically no one would actually share their profile here), or B) dinosaurs that are upset they might be called posers despite having played the games because they didn't do so in a verified manner
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>>732261062
Or people just find it weird that you cannot play a game merely for the sake of enjoying it and instead have to make everything a performative display.
You admitted it yourself nobody actually fucking cares.
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>>732261530
>play something for the sake of enjoying it and instead of making everything a performative display.
Where the fuck do you think we are, you retard
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>100% a game that doesn't have cheevos
>they add cheevos for it the next day
FUCK
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>>732261752
Simply I will not play Wii games for a few months until they're officially retro
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https://retroachievements.org/game/34679

>tfw someone already claimed the crappy Wii Final Fantasy games
Hell yeah. Get excited.
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I like seeing the achievements pop up, but it's not like anyone is going to see my profile, so I tend to keep save states on even if I occasionally refrain from using them.
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>>732262082
You can save all the states you want, it's only when you load them that hardcore gets disabled
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>>732256189
>>732255617
you can fast forward on hardcore but thats it
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>>732262307
Are the top scorers playing these games at 700% speed? Eh I guess it doesn't matter lol.
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>>732262374
>>732257581
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>Retroachievements is cri-
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I will never understand/v/s stand on achievements, is it just casuals coping? Retards acting if a game needs goals it's a bad game? Parroting old memes from Xbox360 times? Le just be creative and set your own goals retards, that think that's the line that elevates them from being goycattle?
I like RA and some of my friends and me, all about 40, have been using the site on and off for almost a decade to revisit old games with some spice instead of just beating them for the hundredth time, sometimes you also just find gems you never heard about.
Some of course some can become tedious but some was cool, like in Lttp I would have never ever guessed that you can turn one random chicken into a woman.
That doesn't sound like much but I thought I know every pixel of that game.
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>>732262524
>it's not a game it's a waste of time
why not both.jpg
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>>732262641
Most of /v/ doesn't actually play video games, so of course a site that proves you actually play video games would upset them
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>>732262641
There exists a subset of people whose only goal is to collect achievements, regardless of the quality or enjoyment of the game, as demonstrated by "easy points"
They can't differentiate between those and people who use them as additional challenges
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>>732262542
that's sounds awesome
>Ancient Roman: Power of Dark Side
too bad the game is shit
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tfw still no comments on my RA profile
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why would i care about retroachievements when the devs will inevitably just release a remaster on steam with steam achievements for a quick buck, anyway?
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>>732262374
most games other than fps would benefit from a fast forward. there's no way i would've gotten through baldur's gate 3 without speedhacking combat to run at 16x speed.
watching 30 units move and attack animate 1 by 1 for each turn in each encounter is excruciatingly bad game design. at least disgaea games have built-in animation skipping and speed dials (western devs will never discover this magic).
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>>732265858
>playing demasters
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>>732258985
Actually it is worth it
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>>732255309
It'd be super dope if this shit actually worked and didn't break itself every time I close an emulator
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>>732263976
Did you develop a set or achieve top 1%?
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>>732266704
That's probably on the emulator you are using. I just use Retroarch for everything and it just works.
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>>732267632
i got like two dozen individual leaderboard # 1s and i'm working on a sweep but no
i'll keep slowly grindan towards 1%, at 6% currently
i think my biggest shortcoming is not having a furry or trans profile pic though
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>>732266704
Works on my machines
>>732267809
Can you even reach that without being a furry or tranny? XD I'm top 3%
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>>732255309
Mastering sets on this site can be fun and satisfying as long as you don't overdo it and save it for the games you want to play anyway. There are some genuinely mentally ill people on the site who hate playing the games and still do it 24/7 because they have some ocd compulsion for chievies and it's sad to watch.
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>>732267764
I use retroarch too. Retroarch and PCSX2 use to work, now they just refuse to connect to RA properly.
Not asking for help btw, ive been trying to fix it for months. I've come to the conclusion that its just outta my hands
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>>732268013
i already went through my autistic 100% profile phase on PSN over a decade ago
on RA i just master whatever i actually feel like mastering and beat/drop the rest
never played shovelware for easy points at any time though, i'll never understand it
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>>732268050
Do you have proper dns set?
Does it work from your phone connected to the same network?
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>>732255309
when clover
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>>732268124
>never played shovelware for easy points at any time though, i'll never understand it
Elmo's Letter Adventure enjoyers are on a different level from the rest of us
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>>732268050
Oh it's broken for me now as well, it was fine for me like 2 months ago when I played through all the ace combat games but I guess they must have fucked something up
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>>732268050
RetroArch and PCSX2 both work automatically for me aswell
something is definitely fucked on your end
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>>732255309
Can we filter unc and uncslop already?
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>>732268217
nvm this fixed it
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>>732268151
Haven't tried it from my phone but I have Emudeck set up on my steamdeck and retroarch wont connect to RA there either. I've been able to temporarily fix it by entering the wrong password when logging in and then entering the right password. for some reason that fixes it for that instance but once i close the emulator itll break again.
When I use duckstation (ps1 emulator) it connects to RA just fine.
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>>732268383
Yeah I've tried this, worked like once or twice but it eventually breaks itself again
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>>732261752
Keep an eye on the “Sets in progress” page
https://retroachievements.org/claims/active
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>>732255309
it's based for letting me flex on anons who haven't beaten battletoads
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>>732268514
At that point it must be your network
Try your phone hotspot or something
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recommend some sets to master for sleepy comfy hours
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>>732269069
any rpg where the challenge is based on stats rather than reflexes
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>want to sort my badges by release date
>don't want to split up franchises
aieee
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I literally can't comprehend the autism involved in collecting achievements.
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>>732269173
it's not much different from an in-game tracker for percentage or challenges
except that it ties all your games together which is based
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>>732256189
>I don't know why /v/ is against this
I hate "hardcore" mode because it for some reaso disables quickly resuming play
it isn't hardcore to have to go through launching the game from scratch every time you want to play it
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>>732269217
It's retro games. They are not that complex that you need a tracker for anything.
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>>732256259
>t. triggered cheater
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>>732269279
>for some reason
the reason is that games didn't have auto-save
they were designed around the scarcity of your saving ability
early ones had no saves at all, later ones had save points or save areas
being able to quick resume anywhere breaks the rules of the game
which is fine if you want to do that, but hardcore should not allow it as the point is to play games as intended
if it was up to me i'd ban fast forward too but JRPG autists would have to face the reality of their genre and they wouldn't be able to handle that
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It's funny to me that there is a lot of infighting in this already giga autistic niche activity. It's like people fighting over who is the bigger autistic virgin.
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>>732269421
Humans in a nutshell
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>>732269374
So the literal cheating which is fast forward is allowed but the auto reload which is just a convenience feature is not. The autism olympics really have no ceiling in arbitrary rulesets.
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>>732269374
but autosave at exactly where you are? you have to put some effort in to savescum using that, because closing the emulator saves the state where you were
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>>732269537
the way quick resume is handled is through save states
and save states break games much more than fast forwarding
but yes, i agree that it's arbitrary. grinding in a JRPG at 1000x speed is cheating
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>>732269337
Retro games are more complex than current ones
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>>732269537
Save states can be used to effectively turn back time whenever you die and continue like nothing happened, infinite checkpoints where they weren't intended. Fast forward is more likely to get you killed if you use it in sections that actually require skill, in "safe" sections it only cuts down on tedium. is the logic
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>>732269649
true for the most part
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>>732269605
Grinding in a jrpg isn't skill based
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>>732255309
what are those nortubel tier words what do they mean?
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>>732269692
If you didn't sacrifice 100 hours of your life to grind to 99 then you didn't play the game
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>>732255309
Uncslop is what your mom calls the cum your uncles shoot into her day and night, you little faggot.
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>>732269692
just because something doesn't take skill doesn't mean you can't cheat it
it would still require effort and this effort is no longer required when you can just speed it up and hold down a turbo controller
you wouldn't be overleveled under normal circumstances because the effort required to get to that point would be too high for most people to consider it worth doing
fast forward completly changes how you play the game
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>>732269374
>JRPG autists would have to face the reality of their genre and they wouldn't be able to handle that
To be fair, a lot of JRPGs are really snappy but some are fucking awful. I recently beat Grandia 1 on a Saturn emulator and I didn't know that fast forward is completely fucked on Saturn emulation. The game was really painful to go trough since every single thing that is not the default attack takes fucking ages to do.
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>>732269692
With that logic you could also just skip grinding and just cheat the stats but that would make the game feel completely meaningless, right? It's all arbitrary shit.
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>>732269818
>some are fucking awful
i agree, i mastered DQ II not long ago and the ending section of that game would've been even more awful without fast forward. still, that's how the game is. without fast forward, maybe i would've given up?
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>>732269876
There is a mario pokemon rom hack that lets you use infinite rare candies like this and it ruined it a bit for me
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>>732269928
That's how you achieve pretty much anything in life. When things become unbearable you compromise and add some relief. It's all infinitely better than giving up. Of course it always work best when one has some pain tolerance and takes a beating first before throwing in the towel though.
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lil' broc thread
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>>732270037
>When things become unbearable you compromise and add some relief.
That's doesn't sound hardcore. That's a softcore mentality. Which is why imo fast forward should've been banned.
I get it though, most people on that site are either 40+ or already mentally unstable enough.
It just makes Hardcore miss the mark a bit. For example, there a autistic subsets like grinding to max level at the beginning of a game.
The only reason these Subsets exist is because some autists 20 years ago thought it would be funny to put yourself through that grind.
With fast forwward though, there's no longer a reason for the challenge to exist at all as the whole point was for it to be a miserable slog.
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>>732270024
You mean Mariomon. I personally don't like that style of nuzlocke where you are allowed rare candies since it still makes it all feel meaningless and low stakes.

Pic related, the big boys that survived my nuzlocke.
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>>732270350
>That's doesn't sound hardcore
It's all arbitrary. Regurgitate the thought enough times and you come to the fair conclusion that you are playing video games instead of doing actually challenging things in life.
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>>732270545
Ofc it's arbitrary and i'm aware of that already. I don't mind the way it is now and i still enjoy playing this way. Just a different opinion on the subject.
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I used to really think RA was really cool until I wanted to play some of the games.
Since only one autist can make a set, they make it as difficult as possible for some of them
It kinda sucks the fun out of some of the games
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>>732271015
>Since only one autist can make a set
i've seen sets where the cheevos are made by like 3 different people
my favorite game's set is also not hard enough. doesn't even require 100% for some reason kek
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>>732271015
If you think it's unreasonably hard you can discuss it and request a subset
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>>732271015
It really does depend on the game. I really enjoyed WWE Here Comes the Pain RA but others have tons of speedrun stuff in there.
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>>732256189
If zoomers need such a lame incentive to play actual good games, they don't deserve to experience them and very likely won't fully appreciate them anyway because they'll be too busy completing checklists.
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>>732261062
>Well RetroAchievements is that
How? Some faggot can shoop a fake "verification" in seconds.
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>>732271198
That easy? Care to show me you battle garegga badge?
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>>732261062
bumping up anticheat and verification is a response to an already-tainted dataset full of liars and cheaters.
it's already compromised. if you supremely fuck up the first half of a song in guitar hero you aren't going to get that 5 star rating at the end for FC'ing the last half of the song. you gotta start over.

and they can't start over without pissing off a bunch of people. lose-lose situation i have zero interest in getting involved with, ever. i don't need to prove shit to anyone.
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Achievements are for people that don't enjoy games but just OCD. Any non retard just beats the game and does side content that he enjoys.
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>>732271369
they remove cheated scores off leaderboards if you can prove it to them, i got a few removed because they were unrealistic. it's not perfect but it's pretty cool
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>>732271412
those are the achievements i like. the ones that become optional side content. stuff like the renewable energy achievement in oxygen not included or 'do X before you have Y' kind of stuff
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>>732257717
it was a mistake to add achievements to modded trash in the first place
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>>732271118
I think the speed run or extreme challenge shit is too much and doesn't really add to the experience.
I just stopped caring about getting perfect sets because of it
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>>732271643
oh you
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I've been using it lately. Gives me a reason to revisit old games
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>>732268676
Everything in the set was pretty tame, but fuck the "hugging right edge of the screen turbo tunnel" one
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>>732255309
I never realised this was software. I just thought it was a forum you self declare getting the achievements for each game
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>>732268050
Every month or so you need to re-login to refresh the token. So remove the password, try to connect (so it fails with a wrong password), then type in the correct password again. It'll refresh your token and allow you to connect.
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You're 35
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Is there something like this that will limit how many coins I can use in arcade games?
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>>732255309
>cheevoslop
why are zoomoids like this
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>>732261062
Retard.
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>>732261647
Don't know where (you) are, but I'm in your mom's pussy right now.
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>>732268050
Same problem here, every once in a while I need to uninstall everything and reinstall it to get it to work.
but PCSX2 always have been a piece of shit made by drooling retards so I'm not surprised
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WHERE ARE MY AGGRESSIVE INLINE AND SKYGUNNER ACHIEVEMENTS YOU FUCKING TRANNIES
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>>732276369
Did you actually make set requests?
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>hate unc
>hate slop
>hate uncslop
>play uncslop anyway
why is xe like this?
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I mostly use it for games I already played and enjoyed and wanted to play again anyway, so the cheevos are good incentives for that.

They also serve as a reason to actually engage with parts of the game you usually don't have a reason to. For example I like the Mega Man X games, but with all life bar extensions + body armor part that halves all damage + 4 subtanks I never bothered learning the patterns of the fortress bosses since I could easily tank the damage through their fights just dodging the bare minimum, so even if it's just for a meaningless badge now I have a motivation to actually get good at fighting them, and I'm having fun in the process.
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>>732278617
>Playing Mega Man X games without upgrades/weaknesses
My man. I don't use RetroAchievements, but I like this kind of thing.
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>>732275948
Bodied that freak
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>>732271412
Casual gamers do this. Hardcore gamers push themselves and the game to its limit, and I think this is why I used to have a visceral reaction to this stuff.

Id look at an achievement list and think good lord that sounds awful. I didnt want to admit I was casual gamer who just plays the game on "regular hard" and all the content he comes across along the way, with no interest in "mastering tech" or "speedrunning" or whatever.
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>>732281093
Meaningless labels. It can be easily argued that the tranny that practices speedrunning one game for 2000 hours is just afraid of leaving his comfort zone while the gigachad variety gamer challenges himself with new experiences all the time.
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>>732255309
>palatable
Why unc tryin to play like a zoomer when he talkin like muffuggin sephiroth?
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I like retro acheevos because they work as a sort of guide for easy to miss shit
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>Looooging my backlog is no longer enough now I need to loog every time mario jumps 50 times
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>>732281847
go be a nigger somewhere else
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Soon we will have retards try to artificially insert gacha mechanics into old games. We need to start culling autists soon.
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Cheevochads-> play and enjoy games
4trannies-> don’t play games and gossip about troons
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>>732268050
open the retroarch config file and remove the fields related to cheevos login (password, username, login token)
should reset everything properly so you can login again
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>>732255309
Uncslop will never be palatable
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAwAj_T6mys
kino incoming
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>>732290187
Turns out keeping Galaxy 2 in my backlog all these years is finally going to pay off.

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