Spider-Man and Black Cat banging is pretty classic stuff, or at least it was before Marvel decided Peter needs to be cucked and humilated in every way possible

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Reminds me of this Deadlock dialogue
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/conversations/bbc43905be9344819656f0537a11d452/

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>>737039342
Now add MJ and Gwen into the roster. Let's not deny this man from his harem.

>>737039985
With Coal and Burner in the roster there's no way Gwen isn't preordered for Nigger-Man years in advance

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>>737040017
Don't associate my GOAT to that eunuch nor Shameik Moore.

>>737039342
shit advertisement bad game overwatch sucks ass

>>737039342
>You can't reference sex! That's illegal!
Where do they find these retards?

>>737039342
Referencing sex is like 45% of Black Cat's personality, the other 50% is stealing shit and the remaining 5% is trauma.

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>>737039342
Overwatch is ran by California subhumans and filled with people who have nothing going on for them besides that game. The day China nukes America the world will be free.

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>>737039342
>The third person f2p hero skinner box is better than the first person f2p hero skinner box!

>>737039342
MJ watches while eating popcorn.

>>737039342
>Now they're DIRECTLY (indirectly) referencing sex?!? O tempora o mores!
Do Americans really

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>>737039483
kek

californiawatch lost a long time ago.

>>737040017
Wrong gwen, pajeet

>>737039342
>Overwatch could never
cuz everyone is gay in that gaym

>>737041962
Every Gwen is an alternate Gwen retard

>>737041962
I have a feeling that NetEase might go with the og gwen instead of spidergwen, to avoid all the unnecessary drama.
But then again what can gwen add to the game if she doesn't have superpowers? Announcer voice?

>>737040017
>getting mad about how "woke" cloak and dagger is in year of our lord 2026
tell me you've never read a comic without telling me you've never read a comic
>>737042184
og gwen is barely a character and spidergwen sucks
they should add gwenpool if anybody but frankly I don't want that either
if you really need a(nother) girl spiderman just use silk

>>737042550
Cloak and Dagger were friends for decades before a modern writer paired them together, you'll never guess who it was

Overdaddies living rent free in your head again? Sadly...

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>>737042550
Frankly I can see gwenpoole viable as a support. Her retcon superpower could be used as a mini res or flat out ult

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>>737039403
Blame millennial writers. The spiderman rules themselves arent that restrictive.

>>737045696
>no drug trading
>unless in the black suit
What an odd specification

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>>737045696
>does not abuse alcohol*
>*are permitted while Spider-Man is wearing the black/symbiote suit
Bullshit. They literally broke such thing a year ago, through their flagship title no less. Disney needs to do another mass layoffs while continuing to offshore the Marvel IP to anywhere outside of US.

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>>737039483
Some of Deadlock's dialogue is cringy, but Vyper is great.

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>>737045696
> Does not kill unless in defense or self or others*
So comforting to know these writers haven’t even read classic Spider-Man

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>>737039342
Sorry, kids. Peter FUCKS.

>>737040524
Why isn't she actually black again?

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>>737047492
>Why isn't she actually black again?
Last time she was black in the comics, pic related happened to Peter Parker. Still dead to this day.

>>737047492
That’s racist

>>737040453
TikTok. Gen-Z is so neutered that they find the whole notion of sex outright scary and offensive.

>>737048054
>Tiktok
Larry Ellison owns that, and DC.

>>737045696
>millennials
>writing comics
Gen X is to blame for almost everything wrong with Spider-Man

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>>737039403
>decided Peter needs to be cucked and humilated in every way possible
Man What it was.
I remember how during the Spiderverse premiere people were making Spiderman OC's and someone on /co/ did a Confederate Spiderman and it went like this:
>And His thing is that hoe always loses
>So, how is he diffrent from the mainline one

>>737046226
Especially because Miles doesn't have such a restriction..

>>737047169
Those are Disney's rules for Sony's movie rights, Disney can do whatever the fuck they want because they own him

>>737048153
Okay poomar, so what? What does that add to the discussion?

>>737042081
Spider-Gwen comes from a alternate universe where she didn't fuck Spider-Man. He was older than her and her mentor. Retard faggot.

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>>737039342
>directly referencing
isn't that an oxymoron?

>>737052786
Every Gwen is an alternate Gwen, RETARD, not every Spider-Gwen is the one you're thinking of

>He was older than her and her mentor
Literally never happened, they're peers in every single appearance

>>737045696
I'd like to imagine someone accidentally breaking all these rules then being shown this list and being like "oops! I forgot spiderman wasn't a drug dealing alcoholic tortuous pedophile!"

>>737039403
Black cat and Peter banged in PS4 Spiderman and has a kid with MJ in Spiderverse what the fuck are you on about

>>737052946
I'm pretty sure only allusions are required to be indirect, but also that people should really use "refer" instead of "reference" in these cases. Oh, whatever.

>catwoman at home