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Angry Birds Festival is on.

Join in, you don't wanna make Red angry...
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Red fucked
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Festival crossworlds threads give real "our noble populace their backwards savages" vibes
You're all clubbing seals but act superior to the redditors doing the same thing but better
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>>737121982
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>>737121982
that's everyone who plays this because it's just a rage game otherwise
streamers jerk themselves off over just the possibility of seeing people complain about them on reddit or these threads, and simultaneously complain about some retard with a tornado or truck dropping them down to 11th
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>>737121982
What
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Any lobbies? Just grinding for world traveler atp
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>>737122627
All I have left is that and 9 more GP wins but I'm trying to space that out for more character drops. Good luck on the grind, I'm only at 17k
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>>737122627
ANON WAIT
World Traveler does not count online races
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I saw a CPU driving sideways two vehicle heights in the air in the slime section of lap 2 Donpa Factory. That's a new tier of desync I hadn't seen yet.
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>>737122871
Fuck I forgot an anon already told me this LOL
Either way I'm up for some festival races just because
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Why do I only win when I'm on Team Bomb
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>>737123064
Gonna try to host a lobby
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>>737123208
2/4
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Honestly badass KBB save at the end
That lobby got gaped
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>>737123634
I always like to save those at the end cause it helps clean the mess that is the final stretch
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>>737122871
Unless something changed, this isn't true, because I definitely got World Traveler and Racing Master at the same time on WM.
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>>737123208

And lobby died
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>>737122871
Just confirmed that >>737124084 is right actually. For festival races at least.
So yeah do any of you lurkers want to actually FUCKIN HOST so I can complete ts???
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can world traveler be cheat engined
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>>737121982
>"our noble populace their backwards savages"

what is this ESL babble?
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>grab item box in 5th
>speed up to 2nd by the time it finishes rolling
>KBB
>1st didn't break away either
festival item rates are magical
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lobby
lets see if I manage to fuck it up
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>>737124994
you might be the ESL
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>>737125178
1 spot left
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>No. 1 Lead Keeper
Yep, I won.
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>2/3 objectives is just tapping
>festival has no new track
>festival characters car is acceleration
Struggling pretty hard to stay interested enough to hit 1000pts. Arle festival fucking when
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>>737125834
>2/3 objectives is just tapping
and thats a good thing
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>>737125178
Host go to main menu after a race so we can standby for a 4th guy
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>>737125834
perfect for me to just sit on HRE
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>>737126525
thanks for the heads up. I thought its automatic if someone joins
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>>737125178
1 spot free
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I guess it's dead hours atm, still midday for burgers working
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>>737126995
and gayass meme game collab
I guess they only included this because of the moneybags
I dont think anyonce cares about angry birds
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>>737126604
it is
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>>737127056
me
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>>737127169
yeah thats what it seemed like when I joined other peoples lobbies
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>Lobby found!
>Communication lost :^)
Nigger!!!
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lobby died
new one
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>pre made tranny squad complete with matching machines and decals
>still lose
Feel free to uninstall the game, girls.
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>communication error

simply epic
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lol
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I missed the last item placement

it was so over
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it's just not the same without niggasonic...
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does sonic talk to red or no?
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>>737128924
No, he's a dlc character. I'm surprised they even gave him wacky bird sounds.
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>>737128770
what about nigga rouge?
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>>737128991
dammit sega you were on the roll and now your cheapening out to make the next racing game look good
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I'm sorry bros... I broke their line, but they were too strong... mfw last second glove inches from the finish
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>>737129720
I have never seen a x7 or x8.
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Dead game.
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loss incoming
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>Autist clan team with top 10 titles
>7x
Nigga.
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>same niggas again
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Red is great.
He's so fun and expressive and his result screen song is still great.
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can we wait a queue
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>>737130901
what does that mean
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>>737130937
nothing now since we got other teams
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that tbsuper guy makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY
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>>737130937
A-Anon...are you new to online games?
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Do you think we’ll get a second wave of paid or free DLC or is this it?
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>>737131058
no. I just dont dodge annoying teams
they come if they come
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>Barely miss the landing at the final ramp
>12th
Holy shit. I'm so sorry.
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>>737131262
when all 4 go for the coral town shortcut you know it's time to dodge
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>>737131251
I fear we won't despite how enthusiastic they seemed over the idea of a year 2 and 3. let's cross fingers we do though
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based
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>>737129012
Good mesh to replace the textures on with your own.
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>>737131251
It flooped so no more dlc
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We just completed the teambuilding arc of our journey. Let's go anon
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>>737131973
>posting the edit
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Maybe I'll play later tonight. GGs miku and host.
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SEEEEEGAAAAAAAA
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>>737132471
Now that's a dead game!
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>>737132543
but a mode worth stealing
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>>737121140
It’s crazy angry birds has no cultural significance despite having two films and being one of the highest selling mobile games
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>>737132471
exhibit b
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>>737132570
its just because it has infinite revenue from 6 year olds p2winning the mobile game for a decade atleast
they can shoehorn their garbage IP to any game with that money
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>>737132570
Cope, every lobby is full of birds now, by far the most popular dlc character
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>>737132691
>every lobby is full of birds
you know how little that narrows it down
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>>737125834
I love this festival honestly. Shootout can eat a million dicks.
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>>737125834
you gotta be mentally ill to enjoy the objectives that are not taps
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Maybe its the scars from last night still lingering but shootout was better than the hornets nest that is this festival.
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where da lobby
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>>737133385
Gimmie like 8 minutes and I'll have one up.
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>>737121140
not my angry birds
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>>737133038
ain't no way
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>>737133038
Bro just get luckier with your opponent pulls!
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>>737133596
>>737133385
Alright lets rock.
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Still wavering between going with DRE+ACK or what I've been using, ACK+Ring Engine/130 Ring Limit...
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>slicer thrown at me right as my monster truck ends
Very high on the list of bitch made moves.
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"Wonder" Museum'd
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Fucking Whisper
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the slopnic humiliation ritual continues
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>can't get a fucking win streak
>constant 3rd place with fucking bots and little timmy
UNINSTALL THE FUCKING GAME, YOU FUCKING RETARD TEAMMATES
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>>737135005
anon, your anons?
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>>737134069
DRE's "better", but I think I like RE + 130 + dash panel mini bounty more since it can still get ring boosts lap 3 outside of slipstream, and isn't nearly as stressful to stay above 0 rings with
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>>737135005
It's never been so bad as this event. I've been in first with my three teammates in last multiple times.
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Join my lobby!
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>>737135076
Yeah, I'm sure with enough skill DRE's fragility can be overcome but this game's chaotic and I'm not confident enough to not play it just a bit safe
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>racing well today
Maybe I was just tired yesterday.
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>1 panel win
Two races in a row now where I got raped by some jackass slamming the brakes with a tornado ahaha
If that lost the game ahaha
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Which type recovers the quickest from being hit by items? I tried looking it up and can’t figure out if it’s Power or Acceleration.
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fuckbuckets, host and only host went poof
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>>737135412
Im in, waiting for the race to end
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>join lobby
>waiting for the race to end...
make it make sense
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>>737135746
>>737135412
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>>737135638
>com error
Got too cocky.
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>>737135412
3/4
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New 22011763
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We held it down
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Imagine there was a New York track and every time you reached lap 3 the World Trade Center collapses. That's what I think about every time I play Bikini Bottom.
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>>737136056
Are there dancing Krabs?
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the free characters should have included crossworlds or something. it's getting tiring.
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>>737135683
Hitstun is equal
Ideally you boost to accelerate back to top speed asap, so if you need to drift for one best to worst would be boost > power > handling > speed > accel
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>>737136306
I do hope there's more crossworlds in the future regardless of how.
I guess technically every regular track is a crossworld too, but still
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>>737136306
I wish we got more tracks from Sega franchises
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Oh no a KBB. What ever will I do I ask with a shield in hand.
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>>737136691
>not seven rings in hand
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FUCK I forgot it switched
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I was hoping my luck would override yours tanglebro, and pair us with the timmies!
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>>737137140
Better race like your life depends on it or I'm blaming you.
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Game didn't give me time to adjust my gadgets...
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>Kuson
Well this is about to suck.
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Why do I always think the stupid snake only hits the ground for a split second, and run straight into it? fuck
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>>737137481
I got there and was immediately knocked over to the right and missed every item box
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>Group of Ichibans
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That was the worst possible timing for that team boost to end, right in the middle of the car ;_;
I was feeling it too until then!
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>I'm Here playing during lap 3 as I race for my life
>hard swerve during Donpa Factory final turn
>manage to snag 3rd
Witness me
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vros... you have to use collision boost D:
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I won, by being the biggest whore!
Yes!
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my poor asshole
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Wait isn't that a wild /v/ro?
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>>737137841
>check our teammates gadgets out of curiosity
>someone doesn't have collision boost on
Are you fucking with me right now?
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>>737137841
two slots? in this economy?
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>play Jet
>always fucking win
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Wow what a shock we lost the objective
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If you gotta do something
Gotta do something
Believe in yourself...
yourself
YOURSELF!

At least it's still catchy even after a loss
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>>737138343
I have made a plate
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>team boost right before the kronos island shortcut
FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH WE'RE SONIC HEROES
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One more race and I'm free from the event.
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Tap Boost time. Now Collision Boost should be taken off!
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>>737138778
>:(
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>>737132471
>>737132565
>>737132638
Imagine a new mode inspired by Out Run (with new dlc machine, track, and character of course), where races takes a couple more laps maybe 5?), but each new lap is decided by the portal ring (same as we do right now for 2nd lap), with the last 2 players eliminated per lap so the last lap is just 4 fighting for 1st place (same as MKW).
Right now laps take less than a minute, so a 5 minutes or less race wouldn't be that bad. Not to mention the game already do something like that in time trials, so it's not that farfetched to think they could expand on the mechanic a bit more to give us something resembling Knockout Tour, but with a SEGA touch (Out Run style).
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we took all the top slots :D
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GET TAPPED GET TAPPED GET TAPPED
Guh...whew
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Speaking of SONIC HEEEROES, it was just playing now in this sweep race! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMiELYCfyJA
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ggs everybody
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love me some point blank [anything]
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>>737139018
Kek I was listening to the same thing
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>>737139073
GGs!
>>737136032
3/4
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>>737139073
GGs man

>>737136032
3/4
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Jesus, I got hit by every projectile in the game
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>reach 1k
>got my win streak title

bye fuckers hahaha
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>listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF8rbE-DF_Q while we sweep that race
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>>737139335
Now it's weird, cause I got the same song playing that race
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>>737132543
Does that mean we are in hell or something...
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>managed to win that
Fucking super power of teamwork
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I think our team morale hit an all time low...
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There should be chao drivers in this game too!
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>>737139832
nah I'd win
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>Red waltz through my tornado and takes 1st
Yeah okay game.
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Thank you objective bonus, that race sucked!
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gonna quit too next race, ggs in advance!
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Well at least the streamer team lost one too
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gg
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>down one player
>up against "them"
It was over before it began.
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>>737140483
I tried but I couldn't pull any board-fillpping items and the mall's a rough place to get left behind
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>>737140567
If any track is my kryptonite its fucking colorful mall.
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unleash the 6v6 kino
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>super item box
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bomb
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I thought I was doing bad on objective so I said screw it and went for the shortcut to at least get position.
Turns out we got both anyways!
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Aaaand there goes my short-lived ego boost!
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>kuso n race
Well the streak was fun while it lasted.
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>Angry Birds multimedia mix collabs
So that's why Wuwa got bike decals for this shit
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>tfw we tied in objective
>but still lost by 1 point
Honestly, not even mad this time.
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>portal opens literally .1 millisecond after I use my boost
FUCK THIS GAME THAT WAS OURS
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1 POINT
1 PANEL
AAAAAAAA
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>from one faggot to another
I'm having so much fucking fun. Is next gonna be Mittens? A Top 10 squad? Both?
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>>737141530
We aren't gonna keep taking this shit. Our counter attack is now.
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Gonna play for 1k points on my Switch account with my homie. Feel free to join
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(Eu btw)
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> We beat a TTV premade
> Check the streamer's twitch
> He had 70 straight wins and we broke his streak
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If I'm late to start next race it's cause I'm doing washing machine stuff. I'mma try to be quick!
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>switching to Dread Knuckles
Please beat this nerd
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>>737141825
you only increased his autism, but holy fuck
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>>737141825
Did he seethe? That's what is important.
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>>737141825
kek, nice
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I need a lobby and I need it NOW
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>>737142036
He wasn't seething but you could tell he was disappointed. He blamed it on not getting items, which was funny because two of us passed him and I don't think I hit him with anything.
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Bumper BOOST time.
Also I guess a well timed lobby death cause I was busy anyways lol
>>737142136
Now I feel nice!
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>>737141825
great work
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>it's another i keep getting disconnected after the lobby finds a match episode
Ugh.
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>>737141825
>70 win streak broken by a bunch of random dudes cobbled together running on sheer grit and the power of teamwork
Love an underdog story with a happy end.
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>>737141781
3/4
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>three back to back slicers in the last 2000m
FUCK
OFFFFFFFFFF
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>tfw forgot to put on tap boost
Not that it mattered, we were screwed anyway. Fucking KuSo n.
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I was really hoping it wouldn't be Colorful Mall...
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You can tell he's butthurt over the earlier race.
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>>737142813
meant collision boost, my mind is fucking fried
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>Tfw Nuked 2 UC tards to low postions and finished 1-4th together
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>>737142813
Eh the more I play the more I realize we can handle a lot of these fuckers especially if we're playing with our best. The only genuine threat is Exponso.
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sick
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>>737143262
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>offensive tornadoed off the floating bit of kronos lap 3
F U K C
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>that delayed team boost
Yeah I wanted to get hit with the goo and drag my ass over the shortcut anyway
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>>737143259
I don't watch any of them, and I really don't have any beef. But it's fun treating them as dreaded roaming bosses or something.
And as long as they're not showing up constantly or just so far above us that the race is pointless then it's fun sometimes
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>>737143259
>spoiler
That begs the question, does he get invested in the festivals as much as the other things? Especially now that World Match is always available.
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>>737143459
This was cool though.
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>>737143595
I rarely see him during festivals but I did have an unfortunate run in with him yesterday. It was...painful.
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>timed out
good a time as any for a break
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>>737143595
>streamer faggots asking for wm to be available during festivals because they just want to race
>sega finally grants them their wish
>they still play festivals 25/7 because leaderboard autism
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>>737121140
Haven't played Sanic Kart in a while. How were the new gadgets they added?
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>cancel matchmaking because everyone got tossed
>get hit with lobby found anyway
>fuck, lets get this over with
>communication error
... 49273805
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>>737143893
Ring engine(s) instantly replaced ultimate charge overnight. Most of the others are niche to trash.
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>>737143259
We've got the manpower for it, it's just exhausting having to play on that level for hours straight like what we had last night. I'm not in it for points so I'd rather have a challenge than steamroll timmies, but you need a breather every now and then

>>737143595
I've seen him twice in festivals ever, and don't remember ever seeing him in the top 100 of them. Only regular festival top 10s I recognize by name are Mittens, KuSon, and ThornCorins.
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>>737143934
Actually I'm gonna take a break. We can pick up in like 30 minutes unless someone else host.
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>>737143953
I'm also aware of Memnosy (I think that's how you spell it.)
I also know Dead Line partnered up with them to get the SMB Top 10 title, then fucked off. No clue if I should be appalled or enthralled.
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>>737144062
Aye. I was gonna try eating between matches but a break is probably better
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>>737144116
It got overplayed, but I miss Ugandan Knuckles...
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>>737141781
3/4 again. Will play for another hour and switch back on main, I guess.
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>>737143748
Holy
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>>737143748
>>737143262
I like being a background character in both of these
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>Last second glove when I'm about to use shortcut with wisp, and we have 1 tap for team boost
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>>737145293
>Me whenever I see a Zavok on the track
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Any open lobby or should I make one?
Seems like it's pretty dead around here...
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Been taking a break since the last one closed. I don't wanna host myself if I can avoid it so I'll join if one's made
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How come CrossWorlds didn’t sell as much as Sega wanted it to? They’ve got Miku, Minecraft, SpongeBob, all of these huge characters with large fan bases. So why didn’t more people buy the game?
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Hello friends, any lobby?
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Let's try and have some chill time for a couple of hours then.

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>>737147173
it sold more than Team Sonic Racing but that's not enough for SEGA execs who expected Fortnite numbers
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So, both of my friends are done with the event. Switching to my main. VPN on, so I will be on NA

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I might have been able to dodge that ghost if that portal item didn't freak me out then X_X
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Waiting for the race to end
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Well, we got a Storm!
A bot Storm, but still a Storm!
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Hello friends, Im the angry bird
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>>737147231
>comm error at race start
Ok I guess. New one:

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>>737143262
Wait a minute, that was a teammate glove!
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>>737147826
Your skinwalker did surprisingly well. You should be proud of him
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>>737148074
That's cool. Most of my bots tend to suck balls.
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>>737147749
We have a real one!
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yellow's name is fucking chuck?
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>>737148379
They say he owned a store out in the countryside once. Could just be rumor...
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>>737147826
>another comm error at race start
Ok that's it, can someone else host? Seems like the game won't cooperate with me tonight.
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>>737147319
3/4 still
Join the Angry Birds squad.
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>>737148627
Arr, I'll do it
Lobby 80926104
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>>737148797
>took a long time to find the lobby
I think my internet is acting up.
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Close one. Especially with this SHITster
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>>737148797
3/4 CAWWK squad formed
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>>737149125
Yellow's name is CHUCK?!
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This EASY BREEZY EASY EASY EASY EASY BREEZY is starting to get on my nerves. I love Wave but I'm going to change character if this keeps driving me crazy.
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>>737149271
>he's using english voices
her jp voice is sex
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>>737149269
Always been.
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>>737149271
The only reason I'm not a Wave main in this game
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Dammit.. I missed the shortcut...
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>>737149501
After that ghost our formation fell apart and the enemies admittedly did a good job of keeping it that way.
Gotta love clawing your way back to the pack just to get unceremoniously gloved back
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>>737149271
You gotta UGH, HUH, BIG FLY! instead.
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>team red
>look inside
>pink
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>>737147319
3/4 again
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>>737149337
>>737149558
I love the jap voices but I'm too used to their english voices and like them a little bit more. Sonic games are one of the very few games I play in english having the option to play in japanese.
I will try to change them later and see if I can get them to stick.
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>>737149337
but Kate Higgins...
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>>737149337
JP Eggman is soulless
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>tied
I thought that last second bomb ended it all right there!
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>>737149993
behead localizers
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Alright I feel reenergized. Is there a lobby up or am I hosting again?
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Oh
We just beat the Crossworlds Discord premade

Anyway still 3/4

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I am too slow in a power vehicle. also sussy?
Glad we birds came out on top, that hedgehog owes us a debt now.
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Comeback sweep OH YEAHHHH
>>737148797
Still 3/4
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HOLY 8X
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>>737150296
Headed your way boss.
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>be on the top 5
>get hit and get bottom 5
>this has happened 5 times in a row now
hm...
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>>737150530
your next match will be x5
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Idk what stickers would actually look good on the Babylon car...
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Can a m*mmal grow wing?
HA! You'll never fly! *jet pic cause I have none*
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https://youtu.be/hK_6T-LzdbE?si=NxT91goNnnY3ph_L

>Me when my modded OST pops in.
TIME TO LOCK THE FUCK UP AND WIN

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