Let's go nutty

https://youtu.be/BG7CFe5xxHo
Gameloft DMCA'd PSVita ports of their old games

switch 2 hacks coming soon or nah? taking these kids forever this time. realistically with all of the resources we have nowadays this shit shoulda been cracked in the first month. kids are so lazy

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i assume it is possible to play a digital dsi release on an r4 card? usually it's simply a .nds files and not this? any pointers on how to get this running?

>>554933593
nevermind found an .nds

>>554931076
in 5 hours actually

while the thred is still fresh
the version of Goldhen in the OP is out of date
the latest one is always on the kofi page
https://ko-fi.com/s/5d29f9e29c

switch quick fix/update guide
>update hekate (ctcaer github, update the payload as well)
>update atmos (atmosphere-nx github, update fusee too if you boot with it)
>download fw (thzoria github (latest is fine but 18.1.0 or 20.5.0 is preferable))
>update fw using daybreak (incuded in atmos(choose fat32+exfat))
>update sys-patch or sigpatches (gbatemp sys-patch/sigpatches latest update)
>download gaems from nxbrew.net, nswtl.info or google game name + nsp
>patch newer fw gaems with SAK (dezem github (get your keys with lockpick RCM from here: https://files.catbox.moe/7axgk3.bin))
>install gaems using DBI over MTP (latest version may have brick code, get English v658 here: https://files.catbox.moe/axt8t1.nro)
>install picross

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My PS4 JB disc arrived before the PS Vue exploit arrived, fingers crossed the disc works and it's not a dud

>>554938629
Also, is there anything like NoPayStation for a PS4 like how the PS3 has access to it or will I need to source my games from other websites/torrents?

>>554939620
>is there anything like NoPayStation for a PS4
No.
>will I need to source my games from other websites/torrents
Yes.

>>554931076
says the NEET on 4chan begging for hacks so he can pirate games for children

>>554939620
sadly there's no NoPayStation for PS4 (Sony managed to make their CDN actually secure), but there's (a) pkgj that relies on third-party CDNs and (b) public/semi-private PS4 PKG CDNs

>>554941492
i mean why would i ever actually give a big corporation money? i don't even pay for my internet i figured out how to get it for free.

>>554949974
Downloading games from McDonald's wifi must be rough

>>554950505
no i jacked into starlink not joking. i really did. shits insane but i won't tell a soul how i did it.

>>554951141
I'll give you switch 2 hax for starlink hax

tage pen

>traces

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>>554938629
It's not a dud
Any homebrew you guys recommend thst I should install on my PS4?

sleepy nuts

>>554983452
apollo and that's about it

>>554983452
ps4 cheat/patch manager

>>554997924
I get it- good one.

>>554997924
unlimited traces (don't) work

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>>554997924
I am the bone of my hardmodding
Solder is my body and flux is my blood
I have chipped over a thousand PS1s
Unknown to Sony nor known to /hbg/
Have withstood shame to create many bricks
Yet, those external drives will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Trace Rips

bumpass

>>554931076
I'd bet the top players are sitting on exploits but are waiting for a worthwhile title to release before doing anything, like Gen 10.

>>555022405
That's also my copium, and that the hack also works on the S1.

>>555022405
they were also sitting on the main switch 1 exploit until the real hackers hack in silence guy leaked the autism numbers, so yeah

how to hack sandwich

I bricked my 3ds back in the day with Rxtools when I was trying to region change it. Will I lose any data or functionality if I don't restore a nand backup?

u dont actually need to do nand backup it's a waste of time

t. guy with overpriced 3DSs to sell

Homebrew PS2 issue: I believe I am at the point where this isn't a hardware issue anymore. Whenever I try to launch a game from Open PS2 Loader (loading from an internal HDD), the screen goes black for a solid minute, I hear the PS2 "jingle" sound, then the screen turns white. The only thing I can think of is that the games are in iso archive format. Is that format okay? Or does it need to be in just an iso format?

When I install a Switch game, should I install just the most recent update or do I need to install all other update .nsps as well?

>>555060506
Which one sounds less stupid?

>>555060653
I /think/ it'd just be the most recent update, but I can envision a scenario in which all other update files are required

>>555060973
latest update files contain the previous ones within, or something like that

>banjo-kazooie recompiled just shadowdropped
switch port eta?

>>555069180
>switch
I'm waiting for Vita port

>>555054056
This is the most frustrating console mod i've had to do by far, there are so muny outdated instructions it made my head spin for multiple days. I had to delete the old config files for OPL, reboot the console, then relaunch OPL and set the appropriate settings. I figured it had to be something stupid.

>modchip installation ranging from 100$ to 125$ in my area

is this worth?
thankfully was able to snag an oled switch screen for $100 on ebay and im debating on getting it modded this week

>>555076379
the only other questions to help you consider this question are:
>is there anywhere cheaper?
>can you do it yourself?
>do you not mind paying gaems?
imo if you answer no to at least 2, you should do it

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>>554931076

>>555079064
I'm trying to find options for modchip installations (no way I can do it myself) but I can't find many
Not sure where it's best to look

>>554917268
just got scammed for $300 dollar for buying used old PS4 with hen 7.xx. fuck that guy.

>>555082858
I'd unironically sell you my PS4 with my BD-JB, a controller, and several games. I don't really have a use for it anymore.

still using tinfoil to install updates since shops still work for me

when i click install on an update
it will load like it's about to download but nothing starts/happens
then the menu disappears after a minute
and the queue will mark it as downloaded
even though nothing happened

any reason why?

>>555092068
that's because
>shops
don't work
use the telegram bot like a normal person or google the game name + nsp

>>555076379
a bit pricey, but considering that Switch games never go on sale then it's still very worth it.

I got mine modded for 65$ a couple years ago

>>555092068
>still using tinfoil to install updates since shops still work for me
>when i click install on an update
>it will load like it's about to download but nothing starts/happens
>then the menu disappears after a minute
>and the queue will mark it as downloaded
>even though nothing happened
>any reason why?

yeah uh, it's not working, that's why.

use https://github.com/carcaschoi/tinfoil-json
or similar as refrence as to what shops actually work

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>crash and had to reformat my SD card
>lost a ton of progress in Unicorn Overlord because my last JKSV backup was in early December
Pain

>>555100503
oof, your shit corrupted lmao

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>>555092068
>"shops still work for me"
>follows up with descriptions of shops not working
>mfw
just do what other anons do and use the telegram bot or whatever sites are still live. there's an anon that also says he's had success just goggling the game name + nsp.
pretty much every shop ends up imploding because of retard drama.

>>555111336
>pretty much every shop ends up imploding because of retard drama.
the shop ecosystem remnant of "JITS", which in reality was just ran by one guy named "Archbox", who was the one running like 12 different shops automatically by cloning his private one "tits" to others (they didn't succesfully clone the security measures, which resulted in getting their google tokens yoinked and then purged / ninty alerted)

those ones are gone, permanently.

the "other ones" never really existed outside of hispanic scene and random aisian countries like philipines.

there's the "ghost" one, which was ran by some random teenager, who obviously tried making a profit, im not sure if he's still around, but ninty was on his ass last i checked.

i hacked into ghost's backend/cdn a few times to get games i hadn't obtained yet in the past.

brew

can I write homebrew for the 3DS with python?

>>555122760
I dunno, can you?

>>555100503
are you on a fucking emunand

>>555132880
Yes

>>555139072
>fell for it

>loading nsp files on switch
>drop them in folders
>install file, delete it
>delete folder
>unable to delete folder
Oh no

>>555145946
that's why you use dbi in mtp mode dumdum

Many years ago, I lost my 3DS with Alpha Sapphire in it. While the game is gone, I have a .bin backup of the save file made with PowerSaves. Is there any way that save can be salvaged to use with another copy of the game?

>>555100503
That why you don't buy those shark sd cards out of china

switch 2 is magnetic to repel hacks

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Decided to revisit vita modding, but confused about a few things. For games that are being modded with Repatch/NoDRM, in conjunction with the extraction method from NPS Browser, Should the contents in the addcont/patch folder be in the root, or added to to the readdcont/repatch folder before refreshing the Live Area in vitashell?
For Example, I've Installed the translation patch for Uppers, but I'm also trying to get the DLC to work and haven't been successful. At some point It did, but I think after I did a refresh of both the live area and licenses, it stopped working.

>>555150540
yea
3ds homebrew JKSM
pkhex to view your mons

>>555168593
bro you just have to magnetize a paperclip in the opposite direction

fucking captcha

>>555180564
skill issue

>>555184203
>Paying to shitpost
lol

>>555186324
>being too poor to shitpost
lmao

>>555186440
It's moreso I'm actually being responsible with the money I have and investing it into things that aren't... shitposting on 4chan.

>>555187847
>he doesn't invest in modern politics (shitposting)
good luck, anon

nuts

nuts again

nuts once more

nintendo switch 2 sdk leak where
nintendo switch 2 raw cartridge dump where?

i know them sdk got them xci header decryption key and nca creation/encryption logic.

i want to know if the switch 2 is different encryption wise, or if the nca standard is now nca4.

i want a raw switch 2 cartridge for the purpose of having the switch 2 firmware files

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Just pulled my N3DS XL out of storage, works great but the case is all battered and scratched. I want to get at least replacement outside panels and maybe swap out the inside as well. Does anyone make metal cases for these things? If not, are there any interesting case designs? I really like the look of the SNES version but I'm not buying a new console just for the case. I'm thinking about upgrading the TN screens too if possible. Any other hardware mods I should consider? I've already got the psp nub on the c stick.

can anyone explain why my ps2 has weird screen filling problems?
i load ps2 loader and it fully fills a 16:9 screen but when its in the ps2 browser or in game it's in a little square and doesnt touch the top and bottom edges.

Off topic but

My friend got a discount on a returned switch 2 model that was never used, it has a slight cosmetc chip on it however.

Its for about 500AUD / 330USD

Should i get it?
How does hacking for it work?

>>555215956
no public switch 2 hax yet

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>>555176317
aieeee derete dis!!!

im surprised ff16 and 7rebirth haven't had any dumps

tomodachi life direct in 3 days, rev up those updates

>>555217976
>implying there exists a private one
so, you're saying there's a chance?????

bump

>>555237113
there's always private exploits and hacks, but if they stay private they might as well not exist as far as we, normal people, are concerned

>>555233830
Isn't it switch 2 only?

>>555249378
Most first party games are still coming out for Switch 1

>>555249669
After googling, it looks like they never specified whether it's Switch 2 only or not. I guess we'll see but I'm not holding my breath because that Pokepedia game which can run on Switch is coming out for Switch 2 only.

I just got a Wii, what are the best resources to find the best emulators and homebrews to put on it? I've only messed around with the USB Loader GX, but I'm still confused how the virtual console works and also how the standalone emulators work. Should I just use the RetroArch-Hexaeco Emulators? I can't find any newer stuff after 2023 on this topic.

>>555250634
here's an almost complete list
https://wiibrew.org/wiki/List_of_all_homebrew
I recommend that you install Wii Strobe first

>>555250634
use the running snakes versions

>>555249908
>it looks like they never specified whether it's Switch 2 only or not
they did actually, it's switch 1 (so switch 2 via backwards compatibility, but no proper switch 2 version)
https://www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Games/Nintendo-Switch-download-software/Tomodachi-Life-Living-the-Dream-2786386.html
(uk site cause the american site somehow doesn't have a dedicated page for it yet)

kickbrew

>>555267163
homeass

hacking switch 2
with handaxe

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new trace fix?

>>555211652
>are there any interesting case designs? I really like the look of the SNES version but I'm not buying a new console just for the case
you can get them on aliexpress, the chink 3ds shells are good quality unlike the psps/ds makes me wonder if theyre made in the same factory as the originals. just had a look didnt see any snes ones but they definitely sell them ive seen them before might need to search a bit. they have them on alibaba but its a minimum order of 5 https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/For-3DS-XL-Shell-Replacement-Housing_62219350213.html could always order 5 lots and keep them or put them on ebay idk

trace amount of nuts

>>555276719
based

'ass 'brew

>>555276324
would be a cool exploit name

hingehax

SciresM has announced his plans for retirement.
>Hey, all --
>I wanted to let you know that I'm planning on retiring from work in the public hacking scene.
>Atmosphere (and my work on the Switch) have been an enormous labor of love for me for the past eight and a half years, and it's been an honor for me to dedicate so much of my life towards this kind of work.
>That said, I am getting older. I find myself with less time to dedicate towards it, more responsibilities, and a changing personal life.
>Particularly with my hoping to have kids in a foreseeable time horizon, I'm thinking I have to re-evaluate how much time I can spend on hobby projects.
>I have the kind of personality that doesn't want to put in only a little work; I think that less-than-a-full retirement would likely lead to no actual changes in the time I put in.
>I've truly appreciated getting to work with so many talented people (many of whom have been close friends for so many years), and I appreciate everyone's understanding as I try to transition to the next phase of my life.
>With all my love,
>SciresM
>https://gist.github.com/SciresM/e760b192d873af67ce8f0f5c7000a651
>https://x.com/SciresM/status/2015963878040207784

Is it over?

>>555303661
So this is basically him admitting he can't hack the switch 2 and trying to preemptively save face, right

Hey, all --

I wanted to let you know that I'm planning on retiring from work in the public hacking scene.

Atmosphere (and my work on the Switch) have been an enormous labor of love for me for the past eight and a half years, and it's been an honor for me to dedicate so much of my life towards this kind of work.

That said, I am getting older. I find myself with less time to dedicate towards it, more responsibilities, and a changing personal life.

Particularly with my hoping to have kids in a foreseeable time horizon, I'm thinking I have to re-evaluate how much time I can spend on hobby projects.

I have the kind of personality that doesn't want to put in only a little work; I think that less-than-a-full retirement would likely lead to no actual changes in the time I put in.

I've truly appreciated getting to work with so many talented people (many of whom have been close friends for so many years), and I appreciate everyone's understanding as I try to transition to the next phase of my life.

With all my love,
SciresM

>retard here
Haven't used my switch in years
Are there any options to download and install from torrents directly from the switch console?
Cba to use my desktop every time I want to download a game or update

>>555308340
are you retarded?

Are we fucked?

>>555303661
>as I try to transition
oh no no no

no hacks for the longest time ever yeah

>>555303661
so if nintendo does something major firmware-wise and breaks atmo, are we all fucked? they've been updating switch 1 along with switch 2 from what i've seen.

>I need to throw away my hobbies because I may theoretically have children
Michael...

Oh, so it's really over now

>>555303661
Man feels like Michael was just the new kid on the block, he got into all this from getting in with the project pokemon old guard and with 9.2 3DS having entry point to genning pokemon on 3DS and then we had the golden years of 3DS CFW and then Switch being BTFO with the rcm exploit

Still nothing from fail0verflow about switch 2 maybe it's gonna take gen 10 pokemon coming out to get someone to step up and hack switch 2

Shit, it truly is over... What's going to happen to Atmosphere and Switch 1 hacking?

>>555314482
just don't update? I don't think new games are worth updating for especially if it'll break support for pirating the entire catalog pre-theoritcally-breaking-update

>>555318132
>switch 2 maybe it's gonna take gen 10 pokemon coming out to get someone to step up and hack switch 2
I mean I'd like this to be true but this has slowly started becoming the biggest cope re: switch 2 hacking

>https://wiilink.ca/
>https://www.techeblog.com/nintendo-wii-food-channel-order-dominos-pizza/
shit why did no one here post about this

All major Switch games are out, the last one, Metroid Prime 4 is supported, homebrew works, overclocking setups are available.
Don't really see much issue with Sciri retiring.
So yeah, just don't update, Redditors.

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>>555303661
So bad news; Atmosphere is truly over with 21.2.0 being the last supported firmware. Do NOT go above this.
Good news: there's slim to no reason to do so. Everything just werks on 20.5 and below, if you use NSO apps they never get updated to require higher firmware, third parties are like 8 firmwares behind so shit like Arcade Archives and Ys Calceta and whatever shit indie port comes out should work without a hitch and there's only 2 notable first party games on the horizon; Trannydachi Life and Rhythm Heaven, which would be easier to just backport than wait for another autist to take the mantle and continue with Atmosphere. After those two games are out you can just kick back and play your backlog of hoarded NSPs + homebrew and emulators. I know will continue mooching off NSO apps and playing PS1 games on my Switch like nobody's business for the foreseeable comfy future.

We should be thankful nigga waited out MP4 for us.

>>555303661
farewell scrotum...

>>555316273
I bet it's the woman nagging and telling him to stop as always.

>>555322009
There is no one going to fork it and continue updates? Are you saying there isn't at least someone who can take over?

So this is what PCfags feel like when that tranny stops making PC games piratable.

>>555303661
>>555322009
>>555324336

nintendo themselves said switch 1 is EoL and the new games aren't being released on it anymore.

21.2.0 is all you need (for switch 1)

>>555325979
Expedition 33 and Silent Hill F both DRM free

>>555326152
But GTA6 won't

>>555327996
>pc release 2028 (late)
>requires rtx 6070 that will be $5000 + tip / 32GB that is $1500

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>>555303661
>SciresM
Uh oh, homebrew, CFW, Pokemon datamining and emulators are doomed. He used to drop by to give ryu/yuzu devs advice a huge amount of advice as well. This guy has probably done more than anyone else in the scene for every single part of the ecosystem.

>>555329789
he has been saying switch 2 hacking is doomed for over half a decade

>>555303661
finally... today is june 16th...

AAIIIIEEEEE Nintendo-sama... I kneel

>2018 was 8 years ago
we are so cooked

>>555327996
GTA 4 and 5 weren't good, i see no reason to believe 6 will be

>>555331490
it's those goddamn ninjas again

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switchbros...

>>555326056
nintendo themselves said very much the opposite of that, case in point switch 2 only got 3 games so far while everything else is for both. Even third parties are still on both, understandbly so as they don't want to give up that 160+million userbase

>>555320258
Now that Sciresm is out, I don't believe the "Pokémon Gen 10 will boost Switch 2 hack".
And even if it gets hacked, it'll be some corny SXOS pirate corp pay to pirate bullshit.
IT'S OVER but thank god next Switch update kills that Smash Ultimate slider latency mod online.

>>555327996
oh no...not gta...whatever will we do...

>>555338897
Yeah exactly. It's going to be some chink company to reverse engineer shit out of nowhere. They reverse engineered the fucking cartridge reader of 3DS and Switch.

>>555347391
i guess it's more of an outlier than anything but based chinks did shit on vita too with no paywalls or anything, if anything they were constantly one upping thefag0 and urging him to release his shit instead of hoarding it to make people beg on twitter

I haven't worked on my switch in a long while, since I'm on FW 18.1.0 and Atmosphere 1.7.1 and the latter isn't being worked on what's the highest that I should update to? All I know is that FW 21.0.0 broke a lot of stuff.

>>555358295
do you have any game that requires a higher firmware? If not, just don't update

>>555358295
>FW 21.0.0 broke a lot of stuff
someone clarify what i recently failed at a pico install, but had to update so the switch would recognise my sd card, im on whatever the latest firmware was a couple weeks ago, i need one of those new yellow FPC cables as i had one of those shit black ones, i might be able to use some wires if i can find some small enough.

>>555303661
owari da

>>555347391
>They reverse engineered the fucking cartridge reader of 3DS and Switch.
Which is really impressive. Even with wack0's leaks trying to make heads or tails of the 3DS cart protocol is difficult. Can't imagine doing that shit without docs and having to decap the chips and stare at transistors.

>>555364379
The MIG Switch even if it's seemingly pretty easily detectable for Nintendo to ban you is legitimately impressive tech. Don't know how the fuck they figured all that out. They always have the gayest pay walls though like SXOS.

MichaelS has finally brushed his teeth.

This whole year has been nothing but strings of bad news one after another. 2026 is cursed.

>>555369924
Still haven't had the giga financial crash either

why does it matter that sciresm quit? isn't it open source?
also doesnt SAK let you remove the fw requirement?

>>555371186
>isn't it open source?
Yuzu and Ryujinx were open source and look at them now. LMAO.

All the forks are just shuffling UI things around and not making any real fixes.

>>555372226
not true at all by the way

>>555373148
Prime 4 still doesn't work right in any Switch emulator.

>>555371186
He *is* the fucking Switch scene. He did everything almost singlehandedly in a way that isn't appreciated here because people are more interested in screeching troon.
No one is going to be able to pick up from where he left off. We're very lucky he did as much as he did in getting AMS in a great state before quitting.

>>555375530
Put your trip back on, ScrotuM.

>>555303661
>>555318132
I can't believe I've been there for the entire chronicles of SciresM. On the off chance that you're reading this, godspeed, motherfucker. boot9 was your biggest win and the true proof that you're going to achieve whatever it is that you want.

>>555373910
>but this one game!!
all i know is that i played the xenoblade games on the recent ones, with amd hardware, with no vertex explosion or any other issue which simply wasn't possible a few years ago, so clearly they must be doing something more than just moving the ui around
also eden got updated just today and includes some fixes also for prime 4

Any updates?

>>555303661
>Particularly with my hoping to have kids in a foreseeable time horizon,
Well as long as he's white I guess that's fine

>>555383968
He's not white and neither are you.

>>555303661
class act to stick with it until the end of Switch 1, I don't think Nintendo is going to radically change stuff anymore so it's a nice farewell

It's okay guys, he said he's only retiring from public hacking

>>555396351
I caught that too
he will go silent ;)

>>555396351
>>555397051
What will his ghost hacker name be?

>>555399442
testicL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29A2TXtmSLI
was this already posted here?

>>555402482
Ok but how expensive is it?

>>555403430
free if you try hard enough

>>555396351
>>555397051
real hackers hack in silence arc

>>555320578
because dominos sucks

>>555399442
scirkin

>>555403430
$20

>just bought a switch 1 to homebrew
>switch 1 homebrew is dead
did i fuck up?

>>555371186
>doesnt SAK let you remove the fw requirement?

For the base game, maybe but for the update, sadly no. I tested it and ran into a game that got stuck on a black screen after updating meaning insufficient firmware. It worked fine when I installed just the base game.

>>555410606
You can still use a decent amount of what has already been made. Unfortunately, the Switch homebrew scene has been on life support for years. Scires and like three other devs were the only ones keeping it semi-alive. A majority of the devs left long ago. The early political tranny drama took its toll too.

The days of homebrew scenes like PSP is long over. I guess zoomers aren't interested beyond consuming what others produce?

>>555412064
think about where you are nigga

almonds

pistachios

>>555399442
MichaelScire. Very discreet.

>>555412064
I'm millenial but yes, i only want to play games for free. Should i somehow contribute anyway even when I'm basically tech illiterate (compared to the knowledge needed to do anything these days)? All i can give is tips to not hoard games you're never gonna play

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new exploit found?

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>>555454412
>another BD-JB
*yawn*

someone should make a list of "games you can play on switch where you don't feel like it would be better to play them somewhere else"

>>555464141
so indies and nothing else

so is the switch homobrews dead?

>>555473026
for a while now yeah

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>>555454530
10k worth of boring hax

>>555408868
Slenderman...

pecans

We got soft. We relied too much on Michael and now there is no one to take his place...

>purchase used oled switch on ebay
>screen has minor scratches
>they actually bother me

It was for a very low price so it's not surprising
But in terms of difficulty
How hard would replacing the screen be if I purchased a replacement screen on my own?
I'm guessing it wouldn't be as difficult as the modchip installation

>>555491605
I'm sure someone from this thread can take his place, right?

>retardarch
>shops
>cakes
>aio updater shitter
>spiider u
>troonfoil
>dominos
>prematurely updating
>traces
>nso

>>555501629
>he forgot the pic

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>standalone
>usb transfer
>picross
>switchslide
>wii strobe
>ps4 9.0+ update (soon™)
>costco
>patience
>booger ds
>homebrewed wii

>>555499873
get a tempered glass screen protector, the glue covers most minor scratches and they won't be visible. This happened to my switch 2

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>>555501762

>>555464141
been thinking about something like this for ds/3ds

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Really sony?

>Dispatch (Switch Ver.) is perma censored
Hopefully homebrew can fix that.

>>555501305
sure, just give me five hours

>>555514169
Nintendo just can't let their over censorship era go, huh?

>>555527145
Bizarre given Cyberpunk (totally uncensored) was heavily marketed by Nintendo

>had system on 19.0.0
>want to play the new pokemans
>"oh no biggie I'll update"
>update to 21.0.0
>seemingly this was a bad fucking move
Give it to me straight, how badly did I fuck up?

>>555530107
21.2.0 is the latest, so you messed up.

>>555530245
Sure, but is there any issue with 21.X firmwares? It seems to have fucked a few games (notably shadow generations and tsukihime), despite updating the sigpatches.

>>555530447
Update the sigpatches

I already did that, but I'm trying again with a different set of patches. Why is there STILL no "yeah the system automatically fixes that shit" option?

I just got a used oled switch
before I install the modchip can it be updated to the latest firmware without any issues?

>>555531139
There is if you have the correct setup

>>555531230
If you want.

>>555531450
I'm aware of stuff like the patcher (which works fine), but I meant INSTANTLY fixing everything with Atmosphere. Just give me a "this enables the piracy" pack that has Atmosphere, Sigpatches, and FW in it.

Also the problem randomly fixed itself with a reboot, go figure.

>>555501916
I'll try this. The scratches are more like indents in the screen so I hope the protector will help mask them

>>555531713
I mean, those exist too but what's the point?
If you can't drag and drop some files onto an SD card, how will you cope with dragging and dropping a bunch of files onto an SD card?

>>555532096
I'd personally prefer a "it just werks" approach to everything. Hell make the file copying a once in a lifetime thing. If you have your Switch set up to connect to the internet (but block Nintendo's shit), it should do it on boot.
>hey there's a new FW, and Scrotum (RIP) made Atmosphere compatible with it. Do you want to update?
>Yes/No
>pick yes
>system fetches the FW for you, the latest Atmosphere, the latest Sigpatches, and updates any homebrew apps for you, all with one button press
AIO is close, but it doesn't have sigpatches and requires you to go into it and press shit. I want ZERO interaction with instant updates.

>>555532330
HATS is basically what you're asking for, but it's so full of bloat you'll almost certainly run into more problems than fixes in the longrun.

Nothing "just werks" better than when you know exactly what you've put on your system.

>>555528419
In the Wii U era they were pretty consistent, now they are all over the place.
>Xenoblade 2 has plenty of fan service and panty shots and is switch exclusive
>Pyra and Mithra get add to Smash on switch
>their outfits get censored

I guess it's because of the ESRB but I still kind of doubt it.

>>555533767
It's specifically because of CERO, not ESRB or PEGI. CERO is particularly anal with a "no pantyshots" clause being added in recent years. It's why Melee had no issue with it, but Ultimate got fucked. Sakurai talked about it in a blog post, and how he wanted Smash to keep that sweet CERO A rating.

>>555534443
Ah ok. At least there was a valid reason. Still, nintendo keeping this insane censorship practice up only makes more people hate nintendo.

>>555534601
That explanation is ONLY for Smash. The other shit like how XC3 toned it down compared to XC2, despite keeping SAITOM on board as the lead artist (the creator of Pyra/Mythra/Nia), was purely a self-censorship stunt. SAITOM talked about it once and basically said Nintendo told him to do a more "grounded" design for XC3 instead of green glowing lines and big boobs.

peanuts

>>555530447
>>555531139
>>555531713
>>555532330
all in one stuff never works, always do it yourself
>>554936801

nein nein

nuts nuts

>>555532330
>I'd personally prefer a "it just werks" approach to everything.
copying and pasting just werks

>2026
>they use anything but fusee

ever hear about hacks?

>fucktards still using nigpatches in 2026 instead of just-werks sys-patch

>pagina dieci

Tomodachi Life looked good. Wonder how early it will leak.

>>555303661
>I'm throwing away a hobby I love for the chance of having kids
what could possibly go wrong with that line of thinking?
See you in 10 years when you're bald, divorced, depressed, estranged from your kids and trying to choose between suicide or hrt
I would go for option 1 personally but to each their own ig

>>555615406
kek
you just described daeken or whatever post-hrt name he goes by now
amazing how that guy is right back to where he left, writing some shit switch emulator again

>>555615406
I don't buy it, just think for a second
if you've been to reswitched lately youd find scrotum mostly engaging in random banter and non switch topics like C++ gayness, except when a new update that breaks atmos is released which hasn't been happening all that often
Clearly he enjoys being there is my point
I get not wanting to work on atmosphere anymore but the mofo went on about passing the server to someone else, added "(retired)" to his user name (who the fuck even does that) and then radio silence
This is textbook gag order behavior, he struck a deal with Nintendo and is trying waaaay to hard to hide it.
having kids doesn't take every living second of your life, any sane person understands that

what I struggle to understand is how nintendo STILL doesn't get the streisand effect
the way atmos reimplements shit is cool and all for kickass homobrews but is useless for piracy, way easier to go back to the old patching the ofw days
Case in point: mig team began sending their private cfw to testers, hoping to have it ready when 22.0.0 drops
there're also talks about adding native support for a new set of shops (totally not owned by them because piracy bad wink wink) which should make pirating on switch1 a breeze

so thanks michael and nintendo i guess, for killing the already dying homebrew scene for good and breathing new life to piracy on a console ppl were starting to forget about

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>>555614762
I can't unsee the flowers being basically the same as the Animal Crossing flowers, just lower resolution / polys and with some slight tweaks. Not that I mind, it's just amusing.
>Wonder how early it will leak.
Considering the original one was a much bigger success in Japan than anywhere else, I'm guessing it'll happen on release day or some days after that.

>>555620431
I'm gonna bet whatever the next animal crossing is it will reuse shit from Tomodachi Life also, lmao. Also when they took food out of vending machines it looked like the same food pngs used in Kirby Air Riders.

>>555620431
>>555622240
Pokemon still uses trees from OoT, so it's not unexpected.

>>555614762
man i wasn't expecting the april release date, i thought it would come out in like february

>>555615406
>>555619308
Michael is an actual well adjusted person with life outside of coding and a cis male. I have to remind you his day job isn't even tech. He's just that exceptional in a scene filled with freaks.
>This is textbook gag order behavior, he struck a deal with Nintendo and is trying waaaay to hard to hide it.
He was married for years, normal people want to reproduce eventually. It's not something that happened on a whim, he said he wants kids a few times in the past.

>>555634147
LMAO
put your trip back on scrotum, you're fooling no one, also
>2026
>wanting to reproduce
Tell me you're a white rich american nepobaby without telling me you're a white rich american nepobaby

He'll be back. Gen 10 is his Green Goblin mask.

Hello!

Where's the Dispatch uncensor patch progress at?

going out, don't perish

>>555642772
no come back

>>555644551
Quiet you fool, he might bring us back McDonalds.

>>555640514
pixeldrain com/u/PNdTsS7x

I haven’t tested it myself, so I don’t know if it works or not.

>>555645831
mac tonight

>>555645831
I'll have nuggies and a diet pepis.

>>555649732
wtf it's just dolphin porn

>replaced switch battery, was at 71% original capacity
>do a full discharge and charge cycle
>fuel gauge still reports 71%
I didn't get duped into buying a chink battery did I?

>>555662520
on the 3ds, there was a homebrew app that works as a battery inspector. isn't there an equivalent for the switch?

>>555663583
Hekate can show battery stats, but what I need is a recalibration because I just changed the battery.

>>555645831
>>555655907
>>555657182
mickey D's was closed but I got some jack in the box

>>555279037i agree with anon here about alliexpress. I was impressed with the new 3ds xl shells and battery covers, even a screws. I also figured this was out of the actual Nintendo factory or used their tools once Nintendo dropped the 3ds line. Extremerate is who you are looking for for the snes shell. you could try amazon though, they tend to be about the same price on stuff between Amazon and alliexpress.

>>555320159
yeah, just stop updating. I had been on 18.0.0 cfw for so long. Wanting to try Metroid and Mario Galaxy 2 was stupid, since I had to got to 20.0.5fw. it broke so much, and took a long time to get most of the modules working again. I don't get why Nintendo hasn't gotten a clue with the switch 2 and bumped the switch emulation up to the equivalent overclocked switch with 1200mhz CPU and 2000mhz ram at least. Why would anyone want to play switch games on that thing if it's as bad as stock? got derailed there! haha

>>555664124
iirc Hekate should be doing that automatically when you boot into it

>>555674887
It only displays the battery info
It wouldn't even do that correctly until the system has fully booted once even. I guess HOS is what programs the fuel gauge.

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Anyone's using pigs in blanket build of retroarch for vita? If so, which version release, I've tried nightly, but it crashes on start. PIB conf managers says everything is in place.
Are there even cores that actually use hw accel with it?

>>555634147
>well adjusted person
No he's not
A well adjusted person knows life is all about balance and wouldn't do this everything or nothing kind of shit. Go ask any expert, this is emotional immaturity through and through, the kind that will make you resentful and a shit father by extension.
If he was spending say, 5 hours a day on hobbies, he could just cut that to 2 hours or so. He doesn't even HAVE kids yet for fucks sake, is he planning on raw dogging his wife every waking hour until she's pregnant? Because that's not how it works at all.

>>555684618
>raw dogging his wife every waking hour
based

jokes aside, totally this
only way someone would think this excuse makes any sense is if you don't have kids yourself
which is understandable given his target audience is mostly made up of incels, troons and actual kids

>>555685195
I'm sure this audience is thinking the exact same thing but what can they say besides good luck. If you send him a message or write down a schizo post about how he's making convenient lies you come off as exactly that, a schizo. All anyone can do is wait and see what happens.

>>555678236
fuck! That Dan pig is definitely stepping up atop of several pig carcasses which he likely killed because he is a hungry fat fuck. I would not have gotten up close to that thing. It's as if not more dangerous than a nigbull. pigs are nasty cannibals, with razor sharp teeth, and strength to spare.

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Anyone know what i've fucked up with android on switch here?
I'm using the latest lineageOS but my analog sticks have an inexplicable issue where they seem to stutter and freeze if there's not constantly changing inputs webm related.
The guide made me dump the joycon data at some point but it never had me do anything with those files so maybe I was supposed to load them up? Maybe there's just something wrong with the latest build and i just have to wait for a fix. It also does it in games, not just the stick mouse thing.

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>>555619308
this anon knows. I had the same idea, Nintendo has gotten to him. either he's sued and it's a gag order, or he is now working for Nintendo. I wouldn't put it past Nintendo to do both. and kids are only high maintenance in the first 18 months max. Then it's just getting them out of diapers and using a toilet. I lucked out and my two kids slept through the night from the beginning. only exceptions were if the picked up a cold or similar that kept them up.

>>555690971
make sure you overclock it. 2ghz CPU 2ghz ram. it's been a few months since I last checked into my Linux/Lineage triple boot. The app is "Switch Configuration App" to enable the overclock settings. both android and Linux can run shitty on Nintendo's stock settings. I'm positive this corrected my install

>>555698698
Oh it does run like shit but that wasn't the problem. It's not lagging, the analog sticks are basically only moving if the stick has been adjusted in the last second. So constant movement produces smooth motion.
It seems plugging in my other set of joycons then plugging the good ones back in made it stop doing that until a system brought the behaviour back. Tthe right joycon had reverse deadzones like i have to push really hard to get the maximum speed from the edges of the stick's movement area and there was other bizarre issues besides the controls so i'm just gonna give up on android.

kickass

almendras

>>555303661
Sooo what's going to happen with Atmosphere?

>>555725504
Breaks next firmware and gathers dust.

what if michael was always working with ninty and since they stopped development for the switch he did too with atmos

Switch 2 may have thrown off the schedule, but generally there is a new firmware every Feb/Mar and Sep/Oct.
So everything shown at the next Direct is probably going to get fucked over if there's no Atmosphere update in a few weeks.

A game came out in JP a couple of days ago and I wanted to play it on switch, but so far no site has it. Do Nips upload their stuff somewhere?

>>555619308
You'll ultimately believe whatever you want to believe, but I can honestly say I haven't received any kind of gag order/that's not what's going on.

I'd planned on retiring with Switch 1 eol/was saying I wouldn't do switch 2 cfw for years now, but I kinda find that I just can't stop myself. Like, I said I wasn't going to do Switch 2 stuff, and then last week I put in literally 80 hours of S2 research time...it's just way too much time at this point in my life.

It's super fun moment to moment but I'm obsessive, and this is the easiest way to get control of it at a time when I'm trying to have kids

>>555733772
Is there someone lined up to at least bump Atmosphere versions for each new S1 (major) firmware?

>>555734578
Hexkyz should be able to handle it so long as it's nothing too crazy. I am planning to give repo access to anyone else who's interested, reaches out, and demonstrates competence, there have been a few people who have reached out that I'm talking to. We'll see what happens though

>>555733772
>80 hours
Jesus Christ, bro. Don't you ever get to the point where you're sick of it and never want to look at it ever again? That's how I get. I wanted to ensure JKSV was is somewhat good shape before I'm done for good with it. It took me close to a year to rewrite because of time and burnout. I'm still not sure if I'm ever going back to it to be honest.

>>554949974
How do you get internet for free
Pls explain

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How is Switch life as an 21.2.0 updater?
I might do it for the DK update...

>>555737668
The soft min version is 20.4.0, so that shit most likely can run on much older firmwares.

>>555737995
I was playing Zelda Echoes. No problem. It tried to install the latest update... black screen desu.

>>555733772
>80 hours a week
i don't spend that much time playing videogames, let alone on productive hobbies and/or work related shit, how the hell do you do that? Do you have some time management trick? Do you not cook, clean, run errands, commute, etc etc?

>>555750145
To be clear, 80 hours is much higher than normal. There was a stretch of many years where it was consistently 40-50, though.

It mostly boils down to "I don't sleep very much", for most of the past year I've gone to sleep at around 2 am and gotten up at like 6-6:30. I used to sleep less, back in the 2015-2020 era when I was younger!

Besides that, I'm working from home, and completing all my work takes well under 40 hours.

In a typical week I go to the gym to work out monday/wednesday/friday...I have dinner with family/friends a couple nights a week? I very rarely cook (I only do a couple things well), and prefer to handle the clean-up. I do a lot of the household chores since my wife does have a commute, but they just don't take that much time in an objective sense? Like, I do our laundry on Sundays but that takes like 30 minutes of my time a week, tops.

now that switch homebrew is dead, should i sell my modded switch?

>>555733772
Then why not deal with what makes you obsess in the first place and learn moderation?
Ditching something you supposedly like to do like this only leads to regrets later on and that's not just my opinion, it's a well known psychological effect. You may very well end up hating your wife and kids for that.

>>555767194
I mean, I think that's a good long term aim, and maybe in a while I'll decide it's time for hacking work in moderation, or something.

I'm not worried about resenting my wife or kids, I'll still find hobby stuff to do, I just think I need it to less all-consuming and smaller in scope. I'm probably going to have a lot of fun sinking a bunch hours into mewgenics in a few weeks, and maybe I'll make some mods for it or reverse engineer it to scratch the itch, if I feel like it and don't think it'll be all-consuming like the hacking work has been.

I get where you're coming from, but I know myself and my auts, and I think I'm making a good call for myself on net.

>>555768097
Just let fail0verflow work on finding exploits (actually are they active?) And find out if Gen 10 Pokemon is gonna be good where we want pkhex

anyone have advice on finding a place that can install a modchip on my switch oled?

I found one person on offerup but they want to meet at a cafe where they’ll take the console after back to their place which seems fully sketch to me

Having a hard time finding anywhere else

>>555771004
most of us just have the v1 switch dude
reddit/gbatemp is a better place to ask

>>555336832
>case in point switch 2 only got 3 games so far while everything else is for both
The only Switch 1 games left on the horizon is Rhythm Heaven and Tomodachi Life. Everything else announced so far is Switch 2 exclusive and we know Gen 10 is also S2 exclusive because of the leaks. First party S1 games are dead after Rhythm Heaven releases.

>>555535258
To be fair, this is probably because XC3's story was trying to be a lot more grounded, serious and somber compared to XC2. It's a story where the basic setting is child soldiers getting forced to kill each other in a meaningless war and then get ceremoniously offed when they reach a certain age, so the sexier designs would feel more out of place, meanwhile XC2 is a shounen adventure story. No one ever wants to accept this could be a reason though and would rather cry about self-censorship since something reasonable doesn't really fit their agenda. Especially since fanservice still exists in XC3, it's just the designs themselves that were toned down.

>>555737668
if you have access to a windows PC, download Swiss Army knife. it lets you modify games for lower firmware requirements. I should have done that before updating to 20.5.0. After 20.0.0 things went to hell. it's better now but I wouldn't recommend updating if things work for you as is

I see a lot of reviews mention how the steam deck is limited on the games it can play
does this also include any games that one may pirate?

>>555771103
Not me

>>555768097
You do you man

I couldnt care less about atmosphere, my kid lost interest in switch a couple years ago and it's been gathering dust in firm 17 or 18. You seem to push updates to it obsessively fast, why not reduce that to whenever you feel like it instead?
If atmosphere is causing you distress or you don't like working on it anymore, by all means cut it from your life, but if you legit still enjoy it then you're gaslighting yourself. Same applies to reswitched or whatever shit you had been doing as well.
Going from putting 80 hours into a hobby like you said to planning a life with kids requires care, a lot of it really.
I've been where you are now, different set of interests but overall same situation and i strongly suggest you seek counseling before having kids. You think you are in control and have good intentions but you honestly don't seem to be in a good head space.

>>555780774
kinda, i mean it's "limited on the games it can play" both for the hardware (don't go in expecting actual beefy PC performance, you'll run most games at 720p with everything on mid) and software as it runs linux. If you buy the games stuff should work just as well, but pirating might need some tinkering with
Otherwise you can put windows on it, but that also requires some tinkering as the hardware is not built with windows in mind

>>555780774
>limited on the games it can play
In what way? Performance, or not being to play X at all?
FWIW, I've been playing the PC version of FF7Remake at 45 FPS with dips when it gets VERY particle-y / the game loads a bunch of guff. I just had to add some performance mods (that are also used in normal PCs because Squeenix is shit at ports lmao), and lower the graphics (which I don't mind on the smaller screen). I've also seen videos of Rebirth running at 30FPS, but I haven't tried it out myself yet and don't know what fiddling it needs to be stable.
Monster Hunter Rise runs at a steady 60FPS, even with the graphics settings at medium-ish.
What little emulation I did was also fine. >Pokémon Colosseum only had an issue with randomly changing aspect ratio, but that was emulator jank and there's a shortcut to "fix" it, I think it was Select + right arrow, or something like that.
For Switch games:
>Tried out a bit of Smash Ultimate, Animal Crossing and Dragon Quest Builders, and they run fine
>Zelda TotK has some shader cache stuttering but it still runs better than on the OG Switch
>Pokemon Scarlet/Violet have FPS dips, but it's better than on OG Switch
>Pokemon ZA runs better than SV, but I had times where the graphics got fucked by vertex explosions (although that was an emulator issue, and from what I've seen, recent updates made that less frequent)
>Dragon Quest 1-2 2.5HD Remake (or whatever the fuck word salad it's called) ran like garbage, I think it's because it uses Unreal Engine; also haven't checked with recent updates yet
>Sonic Racing CrossWorlds also had frame issues, but I haven't tried it recently
As for piracy, you just need to look up how to install stuff on Linux. I installed the GoG version of Dead Cells just fine, but had to fiddle a bit to install the DLCs/updates, so I guess that piracy will be similar. Basically you have to find the folders that Lutris (or whatever you use) makes to pretend it's a Windows install, and then you go from there.

I have a legit 3DS with saves and digital downloads from the eshop that I want to hack. I read the guide back and forth and looked up testimonials on other sites but I just want to be sure Nintendo can't do shit about my NNID or the Nintendo account its linked to. I really want to backup my saves and dump my cartridges before they rot. I also want to keep using Pokemon Bank while its still working. Is there really no way way you can get a ban from anything if you hack a 3DS?

>>555780774
>>555801546 (me)
I also saw people saying that it can handle PS3 emulation, but performance depends on the specific game. Some run with no issues, others are felted.
Basically, just keep in mind that the Deck is a slightly less powerful Switch 2, so you shouldn't expect desktop performance on AAA slop or more demanding emulation. Even for the games that run fine you'll have to compromise with lower graphics unless they're 2D stuff or older 3D games.

>>555801709
From what I remember, 3DS bans only happened if people used obvious cheats online, or when retards thought it was a good idea to go online with Pokemon games when they leaked a week or so early.
That said, even if you manage to get your 3DS banned, there's a way to unban it kek

>>555802107
desu I'm more worried about my Nintendo account with is linked with my NNID. I have never heard of them doling out switch bans for 3DS hacking but i just want to be sure.

>>555802574
I have two hacked 3DSes, and used the same NNID on my Switch with no issues.

>>555802574
it's very rare for them to ban the account, they want you to be a returning customer so they just ban the device

I can't stop THINKING about pirating games

any updates on switch 2 hacking yet? will we need a paperclip this time too?

>>555811065
no, a stapler

now that switch 1 hacking is dead, will we finally get some progress on switch 2 hacks?

>>555811065
>>555815648
yeah, update in 5 hours
>>555813245
no, a hinge

haxnuts

honestly im not even mad about buying my switch 2 anymore i only have myself to blame.

i just think its such a bad console and shows how companies dont want you to have a good experience.

they are STILL doing the 4k 30 fps meme. when the hardware can virtually do 1080p 144hz across the board. frame rate IS better than ppi. idk kids dont get this

>>555836048
Sounds like a dev issue

>>555836048
i guess it's easier for people to screech that a game doesn't run at 4k on their 4k tvs, rather than a game not running at 60fps (or even 30)