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Imbue Rogue edition

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>Decklists
https://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - free stats and deck lists
https://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)
https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta report
https://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch notes
https://hearthstone-decks.net/ standard & wild decks

>Deck Trackers & Statistics
https://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck tracker
https://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck tracker
https://heartharena.com/ – arena helper
https://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper

>Misc.
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-gb/expansions-adventures/across-the-timeways - new expansion
https://playhearthstone.com/ – official website
https://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wiki
https://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournaments
https://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker

>Helpful Links
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex's article on gaming mentality
https://screenrant.com/hearthstone-future-content-2024-nathan-lyons-smith-tyler-bielman/ insights from the devs on why the game is shit

>Current Hearthstone Event:
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monk will save us
evoker will save us
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Don't listen to non-believers the gospel is already here!!! Blizzard will give us Monk this year!!!!
Panda time is around the corner and will be great!!! Closer than ever, brothers!!!
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is blob of tar one of the biggest design mistakes ever made by devs in this game history?
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>>555279727
>he doesn't silence or transform the blob
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>>555280426
>he doesnt know about return policy
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Aura Paladin is such a shit deck, but it's easy to win with its bullshit.
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Unironically 2(TWO) weeks until hearthstone is SAVED
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Unironically 2(TWO) weeks until hearthstone is CEMENTED
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we want more draenei skins and we want them NOW!!!
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>>555279727
just make it 5 mana 3/4
boom problem solved
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hearthstone x highguard crossover WHEN
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>>555281054
>he doesn't know it rotates soon and dh will get something else to generate deathrattles
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>>555282562
no
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blogpost tomorrow will save us
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>>555285954
NO.
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>>555289612
A blogpost about a showcase on the 9th? Does that make any sense?
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>>555290054
nerfs tomorrow will save us
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>want fun deck
>NO YOU MUST PLAY CORA APPROVED DECKS REEEEEE !
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>>555291116
isn't egg trash?
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hearthstone status: REVIVING
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>>555289615
YES. THEY WON'T GIVE YOU A LILI SKIN. YOU ARE NOT GETTING SKINS OF YOUR UNDERAGE WAIFU, YOU GET HEARTHSTONE OC VULPERA MONK SKINS. AND YOU WILL LIKE THEM.
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>>555291797
still popular deck that scams you...
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>rotation should be in march/april
>announcement right at the start of february
I wonder if they have anything else other than teasing the new set 2 weeks from now
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>>555294336
teasing the theme of the updates? the orb/anal bead/whatever the fuck you call that image?
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>>555294336
it's gotta be a new class, the game demands it, the hype levels have never been lower
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>>555294762
2nd skin leaked right here for the new class. first is gonna be class themed, 2nd and after will be silly or expansion themed.
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>>555294601
It has to be more to justify it being alongside the major updates other games are getting

wow has its expansion and roadmaps for classic
d4 has its expansion and seasonal update
ow2 has some shit they're teasing

the last time hearthstone had shit like this at the start of the year is when demon hunter was being teased
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>>555294336
I'm also concerned that Blizzard might be blowing their load too early. What's going to be hyped at Blizzcon? A new expansion? Yawn. I like to believe that we are getting shown Monk on the 9th and then Evoker at Blizzcon.
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>>555295178
uuuuuuuuuh, reworks? new gamemodes? shitty stuff like the ketchup packs?
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>>555294336
cora will eat the game servers live, permanently ending all user access
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cora is going to buff leeches
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If you had to guess which themes will they introduce in this year expansions?
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Good doggie
Actually past dragons are okay You can chain Yseras just for lulz
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>>555296193
more failed tribes
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>>555296537
hopefully it's humans
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>>555296193
>Pandaria
>Gangs Mafia
>Witchwood 2
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>>555297114
if we're going back to gagetzan and dk dh and monk get their own cartels i'm going to mald.
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Oh no !... anyway curve nigger just kms because cant handle so many taunts
How people can play hs without CCUUURRVEEEE ?
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>>555296193
A comfy adventure to Pandaria
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>>555296193
it's blizzards 35th anniversary so there's a nonzero chance every set this year is a crossover

diablo set
starcraft set
overwatch set
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Anon who concede to piss mage
Consider Dragon priest literally 80% or more winrate
literally 3-4 wincons against pissshitter
Elusive
Staff + spells
Zarimi
Briarspawn(generated but who cares)
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>>555299965
with a vulpera protagonist >:3
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>>555300642
male or female-- oops! I mean Body Type 1 or 2?
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>>555301097
don't know don't care.
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all you talking about monk but how will you replicate the class fantasy of wow into hearthstone? what will make it different from other classes?
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>>555301597
having combos, 1 turn auras(sigils) and an execute?
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Extremely sus that the queue times are like over a minute long and then I keep being extremely highrolled every game, like the opponent has the perfect answer to my boardstate and to my hand without knowing what's in it
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>>555302319
Or they always get the optimal starting hand. I've lost 400 ranks due to unwinnable games.
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>>555302668
500 ranks. This game is genuinly unironically rigged.
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>/hsg/ starts to understand
Inferno was right all along(that me btw)
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>>555302961
And I'm playing on the supposedly second most popular server. Somehow queue times are consistently over a minute.
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Fuck I just realized they still left DH and Warrior without an Imbue effect even after revisiting it, and there's no more chances to give it to them without the cards being separated from Emerald Dream by rotation
Why were they sentenced to be left out like that
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WOW thank you blizzard for this cool video game, it's so fun
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Let's keep discover hunter as the top deck in the game for 4 months without touching it, let's also keep return policy in the game despite being the most cancerous toxic garbage ever printed, let's also print a bunch of copy cards for owl because everyone loves those types of decks being powerful, let's print a 4 mana 6/9 while we're at it
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>>555305214
anon.... Dark Gifts.....
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>>555305214
anon... DH dormant beasts....
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playing aura paladin saps your IQ until you become a mongaloid, some of the stupidest players you can find right now.
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Went from rank 200 to 1000 today, did not play a single winnable game.
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Actually considering uninstalling this garbage game.
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>>555309316
the only soulful auradin deck was the one running cube
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zeddy took a week off when we needed him most
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It's a comfy night, gentlemen.
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>>555303368
The game needs some time to find your perfect counter.
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Imbue was a mistake
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>>555320792
Go look at Death Knight imbue and try not to laugh. Challenge impossible.
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spent all the money I saved for hearthstone on highguard skins bros...
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>play 2 games of scythe DH in wild
>both are against reno warriors that get bent over and start full roping every single turn once its clear they'll run out of board clears before I run out of refills and they'll never be able to play their heckin 100 chungus odyn and boomboss without dying that turn
why are the most insufferable people imaginable drawn to reno warrior specifically. I have some mild respect for reno shadow priest and reno shaman, at least they play fucking minions and contest the board
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>>555322057
You already have to be a sociopath to play Control to begin with. Now imagine what you have to be to see a card like Reno, Lone Ranger and Say "yeah, I'm going to subject my opponents to this warcrime".
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>>555320792
WAIT! NOT ALL OF THEM!!!!
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I just finished a 30 minute Rogue mirror match. Imbue these nuts.
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Make your predictions.
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>>555325526
Maintenance mode
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>>555325526
Panic stream, end of service is imminent.
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>>555325526
announcing a polymarket collab so gamblers can livebet on your games
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Has anyone yet seen these cards being seriously used
Even with all the Rogues jumping on imbue I think I've seen Morchie plopped out ONCE
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>>555335303
chromie is only okay when summoned randomly
morchie has been tried in rogue, might be good in the future
muro has no reason to exist in the same game as zilliax, maybe after rotation but there are so many cheap dragons now so I expect him to be shit
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its so fun how i LITERALLY always go fucking second against dragon warrior
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>>555335710
oh and my hand is always some bullshit like this
you pick a deck to stop all the fucking warriors and it doesn't matter at all, the game will make sure you lose anyway
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>>555335710
should have played toki mage so you have a juicy chalice turn
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>>555335303
Murozond will be played.
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>china is getting a balatro mode for hearthstone

china LITERALLY can't stop winning
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>play copy druid
>dragon warrior
>play blobxigar
>copy druid
>play dk
>blobxigar
Why do we even bother? The game is just going to give you either a good matchup or a bad matchup depending on what the winrate director believes.
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>>555335856
Slit your troath, DK scum. At least DWarriors are playing for the board and are not going around harassing people that do.
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>>555341015
the only reason im playing DK is because dragon warriors are stopping me from playing the most honest deck in the game (copy druid) and keeping the diapers in check
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>>555341314
>I actually love chemo, that's why I'm playing cancer!
???
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>>555342514
season ends in 4 days and dragon warrior is 95% of your matchups in D5-legend
i don't have the cards for blobxigar so i have to play dk to deal with it
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>>555291821
More bearish news than anything on /biz/.
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I'm thinking about getting into hs but I have some concerns, hopefully someone here could adress them

So I was never really a card-game enthusiast. I like competitive games, but competitive usually means team-based and such were the games I usually played. But I've also enjoyed strategy games, be it singleplayer or pvp.

IMPORTANT: I'm a complete newfag. About to complete the Apprentice levels, like 1 or 2 levels left. Now to the point, I like the idea of hs. Thousands of cards and many classes with their own unique cards where you can mish and mash them into 30-cards decks to capitalize on their interactions.

But... 1st of all, there are so many cards that as someone who is completely new I'm completely overwhelmed. Is there some sort of guide for deck building? I dont mean a guide where I can see the strong cards and craft them, just an overall guide on what to focus on.
And the 2nd concern, I watched a guy that has thousands of hours in this game, got Legend, who went on a challenge (actually he has multiple different challenges with sort of the same problem) to play completely f2p + no crafting. He climbed through Bronze quickly but was hardstuck in Silver for a while because everyone was playing a meta deck.
So, is everyone just copying someone else's builds and you stand no chance with home-brew decks? Especially as a newfag? Or maybe I should just use meta decks to understand the game better and then be able to build my own decks?

I'd appreciate any sort of advice, and maybe you guys would recommend me some other card game if hs isn't beginner friendly? I mean multiplayer ones, I'm aware of StS. Though I do like the ideas in HS
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See you next year lads
I'm done for now.
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>>555343938
>words words words
No, it's not worth it.
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>>555343806
QUICK, HOW DO I SHORT SELL HEARTHSTONE CARDS?
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>>555344246
You are one of the normalfags that just copy stuff with 0 brain usage I reckon, since you cant focus long enough to read a not-so-long text.

Man, that fucking sucks. All these games that seem to be strategy oriented are filled with subhuman normalniggers that just copy shit and ruin the premise of the game. Its the same with rts games, "people" just follow builds so its not possible to compete without either doing the same or commiting a lot of time while losing most of the games. Gaming is dead as a hobby I guess, the multiplayer part at least
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>>555291821
Firebat got 12 wins second try
Forsen needed like 2 weeks
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>>555344732
>insults insults insults
Everybody netdecks. That's how the game works.
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>>555343938
Yes it's like this in every game, you play meta vs meta and try to get good at that. That's not to say innovation is impossible (new decks sometimes pop up weeks into a meta), but it takes an understanding of the game you (or even I) don't have.
As a newfag, you should take a deck you know isn't shit, and start trying to understand the game before you go innovate
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>>555344150
do you not get the monthly card back?
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>>555345403
The one you get for 5 wins?
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>>555345094
Reasonable post, I guess Ill do that even though I dont like the idea of following a meta when the most interesting part of the game is the deckbuilding.

But do you think that playing the game itself requires any skill? What I mean is, if I got a top meta deck while Im a new player, would it allow me to get a high rank or is the deck not enough by itself?
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>>555343938
>>555345951
You sounds like a pseud
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>>555345951
Some decks (dragon warrior, aura pala) you'll do well enough with, some (discover hunter) you'll stumble on yourself every turn and lose half the games you could win.
If you want a deckbuilding challenge play Slay the Spire or something, CCGs are not it
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>>555325526
twist is back but it's good now (kek)
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>login to do my shitty timeways quest
>5 dragon warriors in a row
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When will they patch the game to make it playable again
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>game 1: hunter plays location all sisters in a row
>game 2: shaman opponent plays murloc into location into hagatha into 5 mana spell into 6 mana spell
>game 3: imbue rogue imbues 5 times by turn 4
Tell me this garbage cancer shit isn't rigged. I have never had more than 3 imbues by turn 6.
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>>555349520
all me
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>game 4: I draw 0 playable cards despite full mulligan
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>>555346791
>twist is back but it's good now (kek)
I just want classic HS back.
Let me play Zoolock and handlock all day and I'm happy
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Where the blogpost at?
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wow this card must have been annoying while it was current
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>>555353076
It wasn't ever played
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>>555353076
dies to silences and polymorphs.
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>>555350304
doesn't zoolock require whispers of the old gods and kara cards?
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>>555355000
Was this a different time when the people in threads like this didn't regard you with contempt for bringing such things
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>put hex in shaman deck
>blob dh opponents vanish
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>>555355114
please stop shitting up the thread any further
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>>555353076
it pushes 3 damage a turn
you just ignore it
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I am playing like shit today. Misplays, bad math, etc.
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Oh no...
I didn't want to be scum, bros, the gold pack forced me to, honest
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>>555356015
i just asked a question meanie.
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Okay you are now in control of Twist format. You and only you can save that idea and make something fun, interesting and obviously playable.

What you do, white man?
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>>555357103
ONLY CARDS THAT DON'T HAVE THE LETTER 'E'
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10 games now, not a single blob DH since I put hex in the deck, matchmaking is not rigged btw
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Blogpost, where are you? And I'm so sorry.
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>>555335303
i played Muro in Tik Tok hunter as finisher Opponent have 1 card and can kill you in 2 turns
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>>555354665
Yeah it was
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>>555364008
yeah i remember annoying priest deck who spam this shit Now imagine this in DH deck lol who cared its worse than blob
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https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24244400/34-4-2-patch-notes


!!!
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>>555364648
Holy fuck, it's nothing at all
just bg and arena shit
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>>555364648
>+1/+1 to Morchie
>Yah we know about Elise, we'll fix her later

And then some arena changes before a MOUNTAIN of battleground rebalances, amazing
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>>555364648
they buffed BG pirates now i can rest...
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>>555357103
first thing: add a twist subscription, you get access to all the cards in twist for a year. gold sub gives you golden cards. you can play for free with your collection if you are a old whale.

next: Every month 4-5 random sets are playable (this is automated since they seem to have 0 resources to dedicate to this mode). this alone would make a different meta from wild or standard.

next: Every other month do a 'twist' like they promised, like 100 hp or spells only or anything really.
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>>555364648
>Battleground changes are 90% of the patch

Is this what getting cucked feels like? It's like all Standard players are sitting in the hotel cuck chair according to Blizzard.
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>>555365705
how many times i should post this
>BG is main mode of HS
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>>555366101
I hate that you're right. MAKE HEARTHSTONE GREAT AGAIN.
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>another 3-3 arena run
I hate how algo forces 50% even in arena.
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>>555367957
>>555344761
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>>555367957
arena is more bullshit than standart now... algo literally pick deck with more score against you...
you literally cant win against those decks Fuck this time event cards They should limit it to 2 per deck
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>>555368309
Forsen is really unlucky, just like me...
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>>555368309
you can easy rig streamer account lol
Firebat is number one on twitch ofc he need those wins.....
Forsen is meme losing his job
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It's really funny how after the update, I get priest as an option in every single arena run now while I did not get priest at all before.
Not even hiding it now, algo just rapes me all the time.
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>>555364648
CORAAAAAAAAAA
FIX STANDARD CORA
FUCK YOU CORA
ROTATION IS TOO FAR AWAY CORAAAAAA
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They knew I wanted 20 lbs of pussy and ass.
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>>555365003
honestly, why even make this change? Morchie is only played in OTK rouge. if they wanted real experimentation why not make her 2 mana?
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New faire is up, go get your free spin

Shittest gold standard pack ever, ALL cards that are bound for the wild-bin in two months, goddamn
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>we will fix Elise next patch promise!!
>that will magically solve warrior, dh, shaman and do dominance problems
they really get paid for this?
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>>555371269
they are cowards. standard should keep getting changes throughout every expansion. just buff a few unplayables every 2 weeks so people can try out new stuff. its not rocket science really
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>>555371469
Why didn't you just save it until after rotation?
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Was so glad they were rotating new height, but ofc then they go and print another ramp card. Funny game.
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The rope burned like 5 mins ago btw
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Got what I wanted
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>>555375467
>fartstone
nice brapper
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fucking alliance virgins getting their high elf booty signatures baka
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But why
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>>555375849
because they hate you :3
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>>555375849
lack of mechs in tier7 pool lol
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>>555375849
Was there always a tier 7?
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>>555377796
iirc the only tier 7 that exists rn is a minion that gives you two random tier 6 minions
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>LOOK I SPENT $150 !!!!

cringe
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My account appears to have been selected for giving opponents highroll autowins
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She's still trash
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HOLY POGGERS
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>>555379598
That's a good thing, if there's one thing hearthstone doesn't need it's more busted neutral legendries.
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>>555364648
WE ARE FUCKING CEMENTED
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>>555382228
What do with this shit?
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>>555382474
anon that card used in otk shit now.... and after rotation rogue find new way to cycle and otk you
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>>555382228
That's not an elf ass
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>>555378118
lil snapper. you are now a scalie anon.
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>>555379598
completely meaningless buff. you still can't play her a turn early since 6 damage for 4 mana is the baseline rate. 3 mana 2/5, 4 mana 2/7, give the card she discovers a mana discount, any of those would actually change how the card is played, but of course cora just wants to nerf the shit out of anything interesting and force more control dk slop on the game
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>>555375458
as soon as you see the boar you're supposed to concede, if the animations are still going just close game and restart.
just one of like 10 different genuinely toxic wild decks that need to be killed
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>>555355267
it was around in a time when you had better silence options than 4 mana 4/4. dh had 1 mana targeted silence, priest had 1 mana silence all enemy minions, neutral 3 mana silence all minions.
also the game wasn't glacially slow so playing a senjin without taunt was tempo suicide. faster decks were setting up lethal next turn or the turn after and slower decks didn't care about taking 3 damage from him
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>>555382228
POGGERS CLUB
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>>555353076
>4 MANA DO NOTHING
wtf what do?
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>>555388016
same thing as blob.... you spam board with it now try do exact 5 damage to all .... i dont thing there is many 5 damage spells in old meta (flamestrike was 4 at that time)
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>>555388490
but mage had mass poly
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>>555391014
that deck was annoying but not popular i bet many classes can deal with that shit
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I was here when we had a new thread every day. Sometimes multiple threads per day.
I 'member.
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>>555393153
That time will come...
When Pandas arrive
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>>555393326
i hate you.
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>>555393734
As long as you love pandas...
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>>555353076
>nip piercings
sisters.. Korrak's kinda hot..
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CHINA IS GETTING A NEW GAME MODE AND WE AREGETTING FUCKING NOTHING
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>>555394154
China controls this game, maybe you should have supported Hearthstone while you still could.
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>>555394136
I generally hate piercing but nipple piercings on a hot girl with a nice pairs of tits really gets me going. I hope nobody ever finds out though.
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hey neat
i got a funny monke
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>>555364648
blogpost believers WON... again!!
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>>555395868
Won?????
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MORCHIE BUFF!!!!!
STANDARD IS SAVED!!!!!
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I waited for weeks to get a +1/+1 buff...
This game is fucking doomed.
The 9th can't get here fast enough.
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>>555393895
i hate pandas too.
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>>555394669
i like gettin my nips sucked and can't imagine it feels good when pierced
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all the whiners: what's wrong with current standard? how would you fix it? there are multiple playable decks for each class...
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Playing egg warlock makes you face only discover hunters and blob dh.
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>>555397809
more like its variation of same deck or best neutral cards
Shaman(hag) Mage(protoss) Priest(protoss) have only 1 comp deck other deck just cant compete
I tried many mage/priest variation of decks and they all fall on diamond 3-1 to metaslop yes you win sometime due to algo but power level of main meta deck is too strong
Same for DH if you dont have blob in your deck youre finished (tried hostage dh jar dh and some other)
Paladin locked with shartaura forever btw
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>>555397809
Problem 1 is Elise is too good and is in too many decks. I would be happy if it was nerfed into unplayability. Also there are too many classes, please delete 4-5. I recommend Rogue, DH, Priest and Hunter.
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>not a single deck from emerald dream or ungoro2 are playable
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>>555397115
aren't the unnerfs coming with that patch? zilliax will have reborn again, game experience will be top notch
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>>555399158
they give up on good deck archtypes for classes
last one was overbuffed starcraft shit (some still playable)
and no Imbue rogue not new deck its glorified EliZeph rogue
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>>555399043
>please delete 4-5.
why not 6-7?
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I can tell Blizzard has removed the RNG buff they had on Yogg in the Box to get people to play Quest Mage, every SINGLE yogg in the box I've used in my last 10 games or so has been literally instantly gamelosing.
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>>555397809
>what's wrong with current standard?
>explain the problems to me because im too stupid to understand
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This is by far the card I'm most looking forward to get fucking rotated. Holy shit I hate DH with a passion.
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>>555400960
ItS rOtAtInG oUt SoOn So ItS OkAy AnD nOt ThE PrObLeM!!!!!
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>>555401290
i've said it before, dh will probably get other shit to resurrect deathratthles with
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I want to be able to ban a single class (at least) from my queues
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>>555397809
If you aren't being facetious, these are the 10 most played decks at Legend. Except for 1 deck, every single one of these decks run Elise + Zilliax. Except for another deck (blobxigar), for every single one of these decks Elise is their best mulligan.
This causes the game to feel very samey. On turn 4 you're going to hear "I remember this place well". If the game goes late enough sooner or later "Action. Packed. Perfection."
Archetypes wise the thing isn't that bad. It's extremely boring that Control DK is still Tier 1, but Quest Warrior (as shit as it is to play against), Azshara, Aura Pally, Dragon Warrior and Blobxigar hijinks are all Ungoro/Timeways decks. But the fact those 2 neutral legendaries are EVERYWHERE makes the games feel pretty samey.
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>>555402572
>i can't play Priest, Warlock or Mage if i want to win in this fucking game
t-t-thanks, cora...
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>>555402174
fucking retarded blizzard bullshit how DH stole warlock AND priests gimmicks and gets to do them better. demons and deathrattles and resurrecting
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>>555403102
For me the Warlock case is more infuriating. I remember the things that made Warlock great and I feel DH became "The good warlock" over the years.
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>>555402970
Well that's just how it works with Blizzard. Just like in wow they will never manage to have all classes viable at the same time.
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>>555403330
it pisses me off even more because the same thing happened in WoW with warlock and DH. warlock lost its super awesome demon metamorphosis ability all because faggot cocksucking DH
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Do I really have to start playing discover hunter in order to not get countered every single fucking game
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>>555403698
yes
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>>555403768
This game is so trash, no wonder people move to tft instead
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Hold tight until the 9th
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>>555404621
I'm because i trust a new class will save this game :^)
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>>555386392
Yeah, I run into decks like that all the time. I was more frustrated by the fact that the rope in HS barely fucking works at all. Sure, on his side the rope was still burning, but on my side it burned a long time ago. Fixing this would fix a lot of degenerate decks.
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>>555404621
absolutely not. fuck you. shit game. retarded lazy fucking devs. EoS when
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>>555402970
you can but you lose more that win
my best deck with 49.9% was Dragon priest
(because it can steal wins from dk warrior and sometime wins against tempo by dropping new tempo dragon/elise)
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Control decks should just not exist. Aggro, midrange, anything in between, maybe a bit late game midrange, but nothing past that. Control is degenerate, combo is degenerate. And this is coming from someone who used to play control way back when.
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>>555407149
>T. Aggrofaggot
Thanks for your feedback but I think every archetype should exist. In fact the prevalence of Control nowadays is because we lack good Combo combinations, when Combo exist you can keep Control in check and also be able to play Midrange and Aggro.
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>>555407414
Combo literally exists to counter control you dumb cunt. All the degenerate "clear board for 20 turns then play your entire deck" is because of control/combo.
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I've been playing Hearthstone since Day1. I'm not that great of a player but I've played all the different formats over the years.

I can't really articulate it but there's something very strange about the current meta. Even though there are a lot of different decks and cards in use a single game has never felt more "on the rails" with very little ways to affect the outcome of the game. Every deck has its winning curve and when you play it out, you probably just win.

There is a lot of illusion of randomness and choice but it never amounts to anything. You think you can sideboard in "Elise-hate" cards because you know you're going to play against it, but they don't actually work. They look like they work and they feel like they might affect the outcome, but they don't. It's really weird.
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NERF DEMON HUNTERS NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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NERF WARRIORS NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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>>555409470
That's how it's always been
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NERF ROGUES NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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fuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>555411196
toki is good after rotation... trust her she is time traveller
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>>555409470
that's every card game when a deck has a win condition
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If Blizz dev expanded the card pool to include 2023/2024 sets how you think that would change the meta?
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>>555413616
no they just add strongest 2023/24 cards to exiting decks to make them stronger in powelevel
or maybe just break game with some crazy otk combos
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>>555413616
2023 was too strong, titans and reno cards from showdown

it'd literally overwhelm every set made in 2025
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i would pay actual money to go back to titans/colossals and festival of legends cards
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i would pay actual money for cora to jack me off while i suck her tits
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>>555420031
I would do it for free
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>>555413616
literally nothing from this year would see any play except maybe elise or leech shit
we'd just go back to the meta that existed on whizbang release
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>>555420123
average quest warrior enjoyer
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unnerf amirdrassil
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>>555419230
sorry best we can do is imbue otherwise zeddy shits his diaper
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firebat has returned. we are saved
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>>555420541
this but unironically
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Maybe I take this game too seriously.
Maybe one day Blizzard will make collectibles that are actually worth buying.
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next event please!
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>>555421493
FEB9
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>>555425520
strange title and theme for an event
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what a fucking dogshit game
>play standard
>nothing but braindead fucking blood dk and quest warrior
>play wild
>nothing but fucking reno warrior and completely uninteractable combo warlock shit
absolutely nothing is playable unless you want to play the fucking gayest fucking retard sloppile control shit or pure solitaire OTK
literally no deck that wants to play for board is even remotely functional
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reno should be killed
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every so often i come back and think "maybe arena will be fun now". then i play a few games and i see roughly 400 discover effects and i just laugh
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>>555430746
lol you just missed out on the infinite wolves free wins
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every creature my opponent plays creates a new random creature. why does arena even exist. slot machines have at least have monetary value
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I'm in wild with a garbage deck stuffed with dragons to grind out the event weekly, way low in the trash ranks since I never touch wild normally

First time I've come up against someone like this, with a paypig skin and THREE different legendary cards activating on match start, so I think 'oh boy this is one of those wild power decks I've heard about, NOW I'm going to see the kind of fuck these players can unleash'

But no, he never plays a single card, just spams his hero power while I fill my board with crappies and just hit face until he's dead

What should I assume happened here
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>>555432079
yeah that's wild. its 90% mindless removal slop until you hit double digit legend than its nothing but egg warlock and nazmani priest that kill you from hand on turn 3
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>>555432668
OH BOY TURN 8!!! TIME TO PLAY BADLANDS RENO!!!

KILL YOURSELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>555432079
There are lots of “””challenge””” players in wild. All princes, all quests, all start of combat effects, all 10 mana cards etc etc
He probably kept hero powering because he kept drawing drawing like a donkey
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decent pack from the gacha
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>>555438121
i have LITERALLY never seen synchronized sparks before
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I might actually fall to buy the dragon pet
Please bring me back to reality
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>>555443064
Think about what everyone who ever plays against you will think when they see you with it
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>>555443264
That I'm a richfag that affords to support the game in their stead?
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>>555443064
You could go to a brothel and fuck a 19 year old for less than it costs to get the dragon
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>>555443303
they will think you are chinese
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>>555443064
there are mounts to buy in highguard bro, what are you doing spending money on hearthstone
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>>555444157
I'd rather not
>>555444318
Why is that a bad thing
>>555444509
Who plays that shit, I'd rather get the dragon
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>>555445649
why are you gay?
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think this card will ever be used or is it a safe dust
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>>555451829
there is only two blood unholy rune cards in standard rn, one rotates on new year.
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>>555452125
and even then 2 mana 3/3 weapon doesn't seem that stellar does it? seems like a safe dust i think
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>>555451159
Molested as a kid
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>>555452520
i'd still wait cause noone knows what will blizz pull up their ass for the new rotation.
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Feno leaked monk yesterday I wonder how many people noticed
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This frost sticky DK deck is actually pretty fun
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>>555453990
????????
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frost is consistently the most fun and healthy rune yet they only print blood and unholy support
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>>555455378
I play Stego-Herenn DK and I have fun with it.
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>>555455551
>haven't touched DK ever
>this expansion i luckshitted bwonsamdi and husk and finally get a feel of the class
>eventually shift to frost stego DK that doesn't even play these legos and actually has a wincon
do you also include maladaar?
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What happened to this? Was it a hoax?
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>>555459262
Yep, is great to cheat Herenn on turn 6 if you have been lucky with Dinos. Also is great if for some reason you have a bunch of corpses laying around and you need to cast a soul guardian/zilliax for example
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I just want my opponent not to take 60 seconds to play his green card on turn fucking 2. We're in deep dumpster Legend just play the fucking card you little shits
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>>555464134
Either it's CN only because it's a blatant Balatro ripoff or you'll see more of it on Feb 9
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>>555464134
https://x.com/geyuan6_hs/status/2016403960484266073
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How the fuck is Protoss Priest back?!
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>>555465964
it never left
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>>555465964
It never leave because is the best Priest deck at the moment.
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why the fuck does rogue get seemingly infinite free cards?
one card draw used to be valued at 1.5 mana and sure, power creep and shit, let's call it 1 mana card draw is pretty good

but rogue gets free cards, like, all the time. 1 mana discover an opponents card and discount it for 1. 3 mana 4/3 steal an opponents card. and you might say "Oh thats not card draw those are effectively random cards" BUT IN ARENA THOSE ARE THE SAME THING
ROGUE IS RUNNING RAMPANT CUZ THEY JUST GET FREE CARD TACKED ONTO SEEEMINGLY EVERY SPELL AND MINION

DOES ANYONE AT BLIZZARD PLAY ARENA
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should i craft herenn
it seems like a card that will be used post rotation
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>>555466346
Any card that will not rotate in 2 months and is not pic related is worth the craft i think
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>>555467160
I got the signature of that and I'm not dusting it because I trust blizzard will add Well to the next cora set
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WHAT THE FUUUUCK IS THIS SHIT
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>>555467750
Looks like you are kissing our chineses overlords asses as Cora intended anon.
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>>555467160
That card might be playable post-rotation depending on what 5 drops are available to Rogue.
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>>555470709
I'm thinking Elise will be the premium 5 drop post rotation
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I already made it to legend.
Why are you guys still playing?
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>>555471157
You need top 1k legend rank for 11 stars
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>>555464134
china only
they get new gamemodes and you get nothing but new gatcha wheels
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>>555443064
you could buy a real life ysera plushie for less than 160 bucks
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>>555474383
can i drill a hole big enough to put a fleshlight in her without tearing the whole thing apart? asking for a friend.
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Velen's duel in Anduin's Book of Heroes is COLOSSAL aids. You can't field control him, you can't rush him, his OP hero power chips away all your minions with +1 draw each turn (and he loves spamming that shit) and on top of that Anduin's deck is total crap. I don't understand what RNG fuckery has to happen for you to win. Is this what the game is like?
Everyone online that I looked say that it took them at least 5-6 games to win. The whole thing seems like a total time-waster.

Should I even be doing that as a newish returning player? The stories in BOH so far were overall fun. But this feels stupid for the reward I could earn.
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>>555475748
Yea
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>>555475868
Book of Heroes and book of mercenaries are boring slogfest that only award you like one pack
It's not worth it at all, you'd probably get more value through xp just playing battlegrounds or some shit
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>>555465020
its called psychological warfare
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>>555475868
All book of heros/mercs are scripted and there is only one way to win.
I'm not making this up btw.
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>>555482530
i won with the hardest mercenary in faelin's book by brute forcing it. had 20 total losses
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>>555475748
your friend's dick is small enough, yeah
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what is dragon warrior's worst matchup, its literally all i am facing.
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>>555492123
https://www.hsguru.com/archetype/Dragon%20Warrior
DK
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>>555492123
>its literally all i am facing.
all me
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>>555492273
Dragon warrior seems favored overall against DH but I would guess that they struggle against blob DH specifically.
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>Try LGBTQ DK
>It's fun
Uh g-guys
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>The IMPOSSIBLE [main mechanic of the expansion] challenge
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I know there will be bias here but between HS and Magic the gathering, which one do you think is better to get into? Especially as mostly a f2p player, I may buy some packs if I like the game but I dont like paypigging
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>>555496613
Hearthstone gives you a free meta deck after doing the tutorial, and events give you enough packs to get most cards

Magic arena is very grindy, you will have to do a lot of drafts and weeks of mono red poverty deck ladder climbing to get a “real” deck
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>>555495501
>imbue
>main mechanic of across the timewaves
????
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Can bits concede?

I got someone in the tavern brawl with a very generic name who only played cards from 2014, then suddenly scooped after I cleared his board
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>>555495501
shatter is impossible because no human being in standard or arena has ever seen it happen
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>>555497597
probably a returning player who uninstalled after playing against a cleartranny
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NERF DEMON HUNTERS
NERF DEMON HUNTERS
NERF DEMON HUNTERS
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>>555497924
>cleartranny
If you hit face every turn no wonder you are losing
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>>555498420
i play aggro and if you clear my board I'll stall the game for as long as possible, simple as
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>>555497420
well I was leaning towards hs already so I guess I'll go with that, thanks. Both seem interesting though
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this game would be better if every neutral card was removed from the game
I think about all the unfun bullshit cards and they're all neutral
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>>555495091
queer >:3
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>>555497597
yes. they concede when they detect you have lethal on board(execution can be slow, they concede on your turn). other things they can do is rope or straight up leave
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page 10
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>>555498634
>aggro "master" race be like
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>>555506706
how I see myself when playing aggro
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>>555506553
race you there
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>>555506553
home
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>>555479312
book of mercenaries was honestly alright. not worth banging your head against for hours but I had enough fun doing them
heroes however was dogshit. you could really tell they got some scathing feedback from heroes when they were making mercs
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>>555496613
>>555499186
paper MTG > HS > MTG arena
HS is actually f2p friendly these days since their main squeeze is milking whales with cosmetics. you're gonna be stuck playing 1 or 2 decks for a couple sets but you can definitely get a solid dust economy going strictly f2p. you can speed it up a bunch by buying the battlepass and $80 preorder. make sure you get the twitch drops they do right before every set starts and do all the events that give packs. its like 20 packs from all that every 4 months

paper magic with friends is the goat because you can just ignore the stupid spiderman and spongebob shit and make gentleman's agreements not to do super broken stuff if you don't like it and you can proxy the chase rares to be stingy. much MUCH better game fundamentally

magic arena is turbo jewish. there's no new player bonus so you will be grinding forever with your mono red aggro in bo1 queue before you can make any deck that even approximates fun, or you can spend like 500 bucks on all the standard sets and get 1/5 of the cards in standard. and you can never take a break, there's no catch up for returning players either. stay far far away from mtg:a
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>mfw only Battlegrounds content gets announced on the 9th
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>>555492273
Damn, Dragon Warrior has +15% winrate in all matchups when going first.
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does anyone beside monkfag believe monk's coming to hearthstone?
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>>555513876
I think it's coming, just not this year
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>>555513943
previous data indicates there's a 50% chance it comes at the beginning of the year, 50% chance it comes at the end of the year. shit sample size(2)
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>>555514631
It would be very funny if it came out in the middle of the year just to make sure we can't guess the next one
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>>555514762
you son of a bitch that's it. THAT'S IT. noone will expect it.
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>>555513268
thats most decks right now because anything more complicated than "play green card on curve" has been nerfed to death to placate zeddy and reddit
when 90% of decks have the gameplan of curve out minions, whoever goes first and gets on board first is at a massive advantage since they control the trades
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>Having fun playng Unholy and LGBTDK
Life is good :)
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>>555522124
faggot
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>>555496613
If you really are considering Magic... Please dont. Pic related is the schedule for this year in MTG, the game is now the fornite of the TCGs and only the most retarded and lowest common denominator commander vermins still play it.
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when will warlock, mage and priest become playable classes again?
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>after 4 dragon warriors in a row the game gives me a free win with quest warrior

Why did the algo do that!?
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Warrior allowed to have Quest and Dragon as top tier decks should get someone fired, Cora.
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Not even remotely interested in queuing up a game in this blob meta
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>>555526483
What you propose? Ban a 2/4 neutral minion?
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>>555525882
Quest Warrior is absolute trash.
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>>555527014
no it really isnt
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>>555527014
>Absolute trash
>Clean your board
>Clean your board
>Clean your board
>Armor
>Armor
>Armor
>Double turn WIN
If you talk at gameplay level then yes, is trash, but is still a top deck in this godforsaken meta.
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blob of tar should cost 6 mana
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>>555525591
quest warlock was fine but then people bitched about it too hard like the little fucking faggots they are. funny thing is if we had it now it would probably beat dragon warrior
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blob of tar should be removed from the game
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blob of tar is not a problematic card
the dh minion that summons a deathrattle minions is a problematic card, same with hagatha, invader and discover shit in hunter.
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DH should be removed from the game
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ban rogue, dh, warrior, dk.
add monk and evoker
game is saved.
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Are we CEMENTED yet?
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overwatch crossover announcement in less than 2 weeks bro HOLD THE FUCKING LINE
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>>555531604
>>555528405
womp womp, aggronigs hate poisonous taunts
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>>555537204
what are you talking about
aggro kills dh before it can get its bullshit online most of the time
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>>555537271
you sure that's not hostage dh?
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Monk on the 9th

Evoker at Blizzcon
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>>555539472
you're not getting a lili skin
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>losing to dragon warrior
Tales from Gold 5
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>>555536937
Starcraft 2's crossover was an extension of a space-themed expansion

What expansion theme could you have for HS that could then be stretched to include Overwatch?
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Overwatch collab? Eh, okay, I guess.
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no one plays this shitty game it seems, can't find a game in less than 60 seconds
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>win 5 games of traditional hearthstone
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>semen hunter
atleasti it's not the blob deck
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>>555343938
just either play battleground or yugioh
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>>555547434
Reroll.
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>>555546427
>>555544606
only if we have a far future update.
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>>555532250
yeah blob is a nice anti-aggro card
the issue is 3 mana summon 2 blobs of tar get a 5 mana 5/3 that summons 2 blobs of tar on death
return policy doesn't even have the deathrattle rider too. it's just "deathrattle you played this game" so you can't even hex the blob or anything
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we will not survive till feb 9th
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>>555556014
It's over for hearthstone, they even started paying old streamers to come back because the numbers don't look good.
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>>555532250
As someone who mainly plays board based decks, Blob is a strong but fair card that I always need to respect but is ultimately a vital part of the game. Unless it's played by a DH, then it's the most unfair bullshit ever created right after Reno and my opponent is a nigger.
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>>555556264
these streamers by any chance >>555291821
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>>555556805
And others as well, I remember some of them ridiculing the game before quitting and now I am seeing them returning.
It's because of the upcoming expansion but it's not enough, people are leaving the game and more importantly, people are not spending money on the game.
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>>555556889
they should hire Kibler to design at least two expansions for the new year instead of wasting money on eceleb collabs
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>>555557512
>hire kibler
>every match is infinite stall control
no i don't think so
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>>555557989
then enjoy smearing yourself in the feces of the status quo.
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dh has to be the class with more autoinclude cards
every aggro deck wants the night elf slut
broxigar on every deck to thin
patches on every deck to cycle
like their legendaries are just cards you can slot into everything and that are strong in every single deck
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>emote thank you when the opponent rage concedes
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>>555556805
the only one i actually give a shit about is firebat. but it would be funny to see kripp return
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>>555562171
as a wow streamer, yes. has he ever played as a vulpy?
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>>555562282
never respond to me again you fucking cretin
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>>555562373
or else?
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>>555560327
I saw countless videos where the opponent says greetings turn 1 and the streamer angrily mutes them
It just makes me more motivated to keep emoting
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The trick is not to emote at all, to make your opponent think that they muted you already and that's why you are so silent.
And before the final winning round you get them with the well met.
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has there ever been a meta where either DK or DH were objectively the worst performing class in standard? not complaining, I'm genuinely asking if somebody remembers
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>>555564216
check data for naga expansion, titans expansion, wild west expansion and whizbang's workshop
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>>555562995
Devious
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people talk about evoker but how you make this class feel special when is all about dragons and strong magic when you have almost all classes with dragon/enhanced spell gimmicks or both in the mage class?
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>>555565749
i said it once, i'll say it again: spells which you can choose to trigger once played or wait 1 more turn to do it up to 3 for a better effect. oh, and also time dilation. the heal evoker spec in wow can literally dilate(self and others)
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>>555562868
but youre muted? what good does emoting do then?
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>>555566381
does that mean THOSE people play evoker...
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>>555566381
>spells which you can choose to trigger once played or wait 1 more turn to do it up to 3 for a better effect
mage will get a spell like this that lets them turn back time to a previous turn where they had more health.
chonoshift or w/e 3 mana restore your health to what it was 2 turns ago at the start of your turn
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When was the last time Hearthstone was skill dependent?
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>>555566836
never? this has always been a children's card game
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I like that Mage isn't even a fucking class at this point. It's just a bunch of infinite stall with no direction other than "uhhhhhhhhhhh I'll generate some spells I guess". And literally 90% of the fucking problem is this retarded card that for SOME REASON Blizzard completely and categorically refuses to nerf. I just had to play through four sleet skaters and three bob freezes, the deck didn't even have an actual fucking win condition it was just lol stall into a 40 minute game for no reason lmao shit.
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>>555564216
Release DK (before the first round of nerfs and buffs) was dogshit, not sure if it was the absolute worst at the time tough.
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>>555568087
Try playing against Mage in Wild.
They can stall you for 20+ turns. Maybe infinitely even.
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It's amazing to me how completely obvious the algo switch is in this game and some people still deny it lmao
I was playing Corpse DK and first I get a random Mage with inifnite stall. Then I get a Dragon Warrior that draws perfectly and generates perfect minions every turn. So I switch to a defensive DK deck and IMMEDIATELY I get the first Copy Druid I've seen in a week. Like, c'mon man. This shit is blatant.
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>>555564216
I'm still waiting for a functional DK deck in wild anon, I know you hate the class is strong in Standard but it is what it is
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>>555568695
>and some people still deny it lmao
They do?
I thought it was confirmed by the devs years ago already.
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I was curious about playing those card games and after watching some content creators (mainly Rarran) I think they are absolute goyslop for the npc cattle. I'd be happy to be proven wrong though.

So first of all, Rarran who is a Legend player got hardstuck in Silver in multiple challenges due to having an inferior deck (ie non-meta). Apparently everyone above Bronze is running a meta deck that someone else has made. To me it makes no sense, you have thousands of cards to combine and then you just copy someone else? Isn't that the one thing that makes these games unique?

Also, I watched him play the other card games (master duel and magic). And yeah, he just looked up some meta decks and made them. At some point he messaged big content creators of these respective games and they were like, oh yeah just play this deck instead. And many times he didn't even understand what the win condition of his deck was, and had to either watch a guide or have it explained by the aforementioned content creators.

To me this looks exactly like Path of Exile. Those games seem to have some depth, HS (and other card games) is a turn-based strategy with infinite combinations of decks while PoE is build autism:the game. But that's only on the surface, in reality everyone in HS plays a top meta deck and everyone in PoE follows someone's build. This dumbs down hs to be a game where you win through having a better deck or better draw rng and poe to be a braindead one-button spam. Funnily enough there is a thing that both of those games have in common, and it's gambling. Opening packs and getting loot is dopamine inducing.

So I guess this is the real reason those two games are popular. It's not about strategy, build autism or whatever. It's cool colourful boom booms and gambling.
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>>555568087
mage would unironically be a 10% WR class without skater
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>>555569418
People only homebrew when shits expenive eg old hearthstone and irl magic. When it’s cheap everyone netdecks. Why? Because nobody wants to lose, or play for 10 years to make the same deck as a netdeck
Hell nowadays that isn’t even true, every millenial is a childless programmer with a 50k salary and endless disposable income to spend on this shit, even if every legendary was 10 dollars people would still netdeck
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>>555573260
>mage would unironically be a 10% WR
As they should be.
Dedicated tranny class
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>>555569418
>So I guess this is the real reason those two games are popular. It's not about strategy, build autism or whatever. It's cool colourful boom booms and gambling.
hearthstone was designed to be a game people can play while taking a shit, strategy and deck expression was never the main objective
master duel and magic arena are both hearthstone clones, they purposely dumbed down the experience people have playing their respective paper card game so they could take some of the market hearthstone has

if you want an actual example of strategy and decision making mattering in a card game, watch something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df8yRd6MJyc
this is what magic used to be before mtg arena, long ass matches with a ton of back and forth where both players are fighting tooth and nail for the smallest edges to get ahead
I'm sure ygo has some good examples too but I'm not as familar with that game
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This meta sucks if you only have a few card on your account and they happen to be for rogue
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Who even enjoys this
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Sunk cost fallacy
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The only decks that are favoured against blob DH are (you'll never believe this): quest warrior and discover hunter, aka the two decks that have been dominating high ranks for the last three montsh.
There is 0 reason to play this game right now unless you are tryharding for top 100 finish or something, no sane human would consider this fun.
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>>555575396
as a "top legend" player I can safely say that pretending this game is a serious esport game has done more damage than anything Cora and friends did. top 100 players are insufferable cunts and catering to their needs destroys any fun direction the game can take.
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Why are my opponents playing good decks instead random crap like me?
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>>555576015
There are no good decks in hearthstone right now.
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I cannot say the things I wish upon the developers of this game. I'm just saying that the game should change its name to "Battlegrounds". That's the only thing that seems to matter.
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>>555576353
battlegrounds gets worse and worse too though xdd
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You keep crying about this game since Space expansion, yet you are still here... Why is that, anon?
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The game would be much better without crafting. People would be running home-brew decks and the few paypigs paying to play meta would be high rank so normal players could just have fun.
But the game is centered around the normalfag consumer base so it will always be mediocre slop
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>>555568730
Unironically even DK would be almost good if
1. They unnerf leeches draw back to 4
2. Gut the fuck out of nazmani please this card has always been a goddamn issue
3. Maybe make reska 20 or 30
4. Gut either mask or egg or both (egg is low-key a problem in wild and mask is borderline an issue).
Even midrange had a good match up vs most hyper aggro (insanely good board control), was bad vs control piles (but could go under them with some disruption) and bad/mid vs combo (but Hel and maybe Husk fix that), strong/okay tier 2-3 deck.
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What do the chinese see in this game that the rest of the world don't?
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>>555579053
They are widlychuds
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>>555579053
They have bigger brains than westfags.
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>>555580208
gooks cant innovate for shit. they are only "good at" blindly following meta and applying what they learn through guides in their games. It's true for literally every single competitive game
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DK is just such an insanely broken class it's almost pointless to play against. The guy had to rope to think about this turn too my lord.
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>about to win epic 56 minute game
>suddenly after ending my turn both heroes explode
>'Tie!'
what the fuck is this?
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>>555580208
That why half ot the chinese player base buy pets? All that money just goes straight to funding Cora's overindulgent food consumption.
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its so cool how they gave Paladin, a class known for having the most broken 4 drops in the entire game access to a way to drop a 1/2 on turn 2 then a 4 drop on turn 3
i just had to play against treasuregill into double blob of tar, so much fun!
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>>555579053
botting potential
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>>555566540
do you actually play wow as a mage or how the fuck do you know they can do that there? also hardly doubt we will, we got the spell with the same name this xpac.
https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Alter_Time
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>>555525412
commander is a fucking blight on card games since now everyone expects all games to be le comfy quirky chungus shit and if you're trying to win they lose their fucking minds about how "unfun" you're making things
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>>555583495
alter time has been a mage skill for decades anon, most people who play hearthstone have played wow
iirc mages also had a time related bloodlust didn't they? might've been time warp actually
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>>555578398
also giants back to 8
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>>555566939
tell that to all the sexy elves and demons they gutted in kobolds. NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU. NEVER FORGET WHAT WE COULD'VE HAD IF THIS BOLLOCKS WAS NEVER ADDED AND WE GOT VULPERAS
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this skin has cool voicelines and she looks cool
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>>555583631
indeed. evokers and hunters have it too(i think, can ferocity pets still do it?). and i'm glad you don't call it the alliance nigger name.
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>>555575928
nah, listening to the plastic 10 shitters is way worse
thanks to them we've nerfed every single card that does anything and they're now shitting their diapers about midrange goodstuff decks being too unfair. you "people" need to be ignored since you whine no matter how much cora caters to you
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>>555583814
>Female DK
I prefer the doggo lmao
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>>555584015
please do not the dog.
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>>555576015
theyre netdecking cheaters
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>>555573260
the idea is nerfing skater so you can give mage other decks without worrying about the fact skater is the best stall in the game
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>>555583912
I think BL is shaman, evoker, mage, hunter only.
At least I'm 99% sure because the rest of classes are tanks or memes (lock, rogue) and tanks aren't allowed to have BL.
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>>555584245
>rogue
>meme
you don't play pvp do you?
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>>555584654
i am not transgender no
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>>555584654
Memes as in their utility is weird niche bullshit and they aren't given generic utility. I do guess lock has a cr tho, but both of them have unique utility (shroud, portal, cookie).
Rogue is randomly cooked in current day pvp but I don't keep up with wow pvp.
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>>555584245
>rogue
>meme
Are they bad again? My poor boy.
Also raid dps CDs on tanks are just kinda not great. In coordinated raids you're just giving the tank something he doesn't carry about about the dps monkeys care a lot about. In pugs/shit guilds it's that but with more drama. Not worth the headache.
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>>555584971
Raid CDs arent a big deal, I cant see a comp where you can't fit a BL giver (there is 4 of them, 2 of which can be healers).
Iirc the reason tanks aren't allowed BL is because of M+ comp issues, but also M+ comps are a fucking mess anyways and tank balance is an esoteric joke in all versions of wow because how minimal the role is (in the largest possible content, you have 2 for pretty much every expansion, sometimes you even go down to 1) so it is easy to just take the mechanically best one and gear up alts.
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To all Warrior Wow fags... You live the same fantasy as on HS?
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>>555583912
hunter pets can now respec to any pet spec but yeah the hunter lust is tied to ferocity spec'd pets
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>>555585894
>Screaming mentally ill slurs and randomly killing something
Yeah. I do.
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>>555585315
Oh yeah, I forgot about M+ since I quit before it became relevant. Historically raid CDs being relevant shifts a lot over time depending on how Blizzard feels about them at the given time. Also are there not 3 tank fights anymore? While not the norm they weren't uncommon, especially in early progression
>>555585894
I'd say control warrior fits pretty well with the idea of prot warrior, a big fuck off tank that's hard to kill. Arms/Fury not so much, but to be fair a lot of the time Arms didn't sell the Arms fantasy.
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>>555584971
>again
rogues have been dogshit for years at this point. mediocre at best output, horribly complicated or super high apm rotations for that mediocre dps, heavy rng, no utility, minimal defensives
anyone coping about muh pvp is a retard nobody pvps in wow anymore except the washed up "I was a glad in tbc" boomers
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>>555585894
prot warrior usually sucks so no. warriors in wow are usually doing damage and usually as ungabunga fury dual wielding 2 handers
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>>555586148
D-do we at least have a spot as a mechanic monkey with Feint/Evasion/Cloak nullifying important mechanics?
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>>555585952
are spirit beasts still a thing?
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>>555586339
no the type of things you used to cloak off are now usually mechanics that drop a puddle of bad you need to carry out to edge of the room
you can't evasion tank bosses because they weave physical attacks and abilities so that tanks have a reason to push buttons, bosses that just punch don't exist anymore
also feint is just reduced aoe damage now and its ass https://www.wowhead.com/spell=1966/feint

>>555586512
yes, and still only tamable by BM. I don't think there are any new ones though. but they can be ferocity cunning or tenacity, you swap that at stablemasters
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>>555586141
No, 3 tank fights are a rarity even during cata and earlier.
Last fight that used 3 tanks was like Ghuun in Bfa and the third tank was less of a tank and more of "we need a VDH mobility to cheese an overturned retarded mechanic".
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>>555586734
>>555586949
I quit in Legion. Back then Rogues were still used to solo soak mechanics (for example mechanics that split damage in an AoE), sometimes rogues would tank adds with Evasion and Feint being AoE means it's actually really good at invalidating things that are intended to hit multiple people. My go to example being the tanks on the garrosh fight. They fixated on the last person who hit them and their autos cleave infront of them. The intent being that you kite them because they're slow. However Rogues could just get aggro and stand there hitting Feint (which at the time had a talent that bumped the AoE cut to 75%) while eating a hit designed to oneshot anyone but tanks.
Also tbf 3 tanks was always about cheesing fights you don't have the numbers for.
>>555586512
Quick google search showed one added in the war within, so yeah.
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>>555581424
and they can do it better than a whiey lmao
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>>555585894
Enrage warrior was the true "Warrior Fantasy" and I'm tired of pretending diaper contol shitty archetype is cool.

I hate Cora with passion for never printing enrage support again.
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>>555589630
Enrage got one or two cards this year in basher and the tortilla.
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MONK CONFIRMED???
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>>555590324
Yes anon, we all know Monk is coming this year.
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MONK CHADS RISEEEEEE
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>>555590324
>>555590627
do you ever SHUT UP ABOUT THE PANDAS? IT'S YEAR OF THE FOX.
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>>555589858
didn't they remove enrage when they removed all the goodies of the game?
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Saving my gold as a returning f2p hardstuck silver player, is it worth to get the mini set with gold or should I save it for whatever comes next?
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>hmm today I think I will go UUU dk
>immediately streak from d4 to legend going 10-1

Hmm, I see it was that easy this entire time?
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Anyone else very concerned that the 9th will be just as disappointing as STATE OF HOUSING?
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>>555592302
>>555592302
If you want enrage anything you are looking at wild mate, I'm sorry.
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>>555594809
housing? are we getting houses in hearthstone now like we did in wow?
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>>555596284
I called the STATE OF AZEROTH that because that's literally all they announced. Surely the Hearthstone showcase on the 9th won't be as bad, right? Right??
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>>555596475
>he doesn't live on argus
wimp.
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>>555589630
you WILL drag the shield slam to the minion then pass turn and you WILL have fun
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>>555581424
yes I'm sure the people dominating tournaments coming up with new decks based on what they see at the tippy top of ladder are just blindly following the meta given to them by god
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>>555598420
You are talking to a malding sTRANSdard player anon
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hunter is going to be such a boring class once naielle and the discover stuff rotates. sure it's op but its an interesting deck for a class that historically is very simple
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>>555598892
or they could make more discard cards for hunter for tiktok quest
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So summoning a minion with dormant puts him in dormant but summoning minion with battlecry does not trigger the battlecry.
Nice retarded consistency.
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>>555600594
>Does something when you play it from your hand.
vs
>Untouchable for both players.

skill issue
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>>555590324
where is this from?
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>>555602580
STATE OF AZEROTH livestream
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>>555599708
tiktok is pretty boring imo, extremely linear gameplay
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>got a golden Broxigar from the event pack

So uhm, what now?
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>>555603190
play slop dh
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>>555603190
pretend dh isnt giga broken and braindead while farming your free wins
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>>555603240
>>555603710
I just looked up both lists on vs and their seem super boring. You don't even use any of the other tools they got for it like the location and what not???
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>>555603871
there's a no minion dh. it's pretty decent, good enough to climb to legend comfortably
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>>555603075
i have a soft spot for fucking up otk niggers :3
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when does the new xpac release? march?
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>still don't have the murozond achievement because people keep conceding
Why are they like this
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>>555607010
most likely
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>getting close to 5k legend with unholy dk
:)
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>>555617604
well done anon keep up the great work!
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I just got fucking SCAMMED
I hit a 2HP illusion zealot with Briarspawn and it did 10 damage. The zealot should get hit for 24 damage and then overflow for 22.
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this is a fun card to use
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>>555623818
holy heckin rng fiesta
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>>555623503
and if it hit a 1hp divine shield it should do 0? doesn't work like that, never worked like that
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>>555624026
Yes because there's no excess damage. I know they won't do it because they have that weird limitation but it should read something like "deal damage equal to the enemy minion's health, excess is dealt to face". The way it is worded I'd expect it to work like 1) hit minion for X damage 2) excess damage is dealt to face.
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>>555619952
Thanks dad will :)
>>555623818
Def a fav in the deck for me. Feels pretty reliable to find what you need with all the RNG if you're only looking for one maybe 2 keywords
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there's 0 chance we're getting any more heroes. That would require they restructure how both packs work and sets are released. the only reason DH and DK were tolerable for packs was because they also added dupe protection. sets / minisets have just gotten qualitatively worse
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one mana
gain 10 armor
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>>555626921
zero mana
gain 10 armor
refresh your mana crystals
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Paladin is the most pointless class in this game. By a significant margin too
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>>555617604
Post list
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>>555629765
Shala should be Kerigan but I don't have her and she's rotating soon so I don't wanna make her. If you wanna piss of Elise players you can sub a baron for demo renovator but I didn't this it was worth it
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>>555607010
march 10th is when the battlepass leaves the shop, so thats the date
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>>555617604
>>555631858
based
give me more dk decks that aren't braindead removal piles cora you fat pig
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>>555632650
FFU "Frost" is another fun aggro option. Unholy feels like what I remember old token druid feeling like. Spawn a bunch of little guys to contest board/play for tempo then just murder with savage roar (grave strength) when you stick a full board in mid game. FFU "Frost" is just run you down aggro as the good lord intended. Currently hsguru doesn't have either in top 5k, but I'm at 6k right now and both feel fine
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How can I make DH life miserable? Faggots playing that class deserve to die in hellfire. Specially the Blob spammers
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Another one down!
Plenty more to go.
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>>555633131
Discover hunter, just go over the blobs and OTK them with spells, then be pissed when you spent 10k+ worth of dust on a deck that rotates out in March
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>play against dragon warrior
>he gets good opening hand
>spend entire early game fighting for board
>clear the board and spam a bunch of dorks and 2 free giants
>he has 25 hp and plays slightly greedy to set up lethal the following turn
>Grave Strength into lethal
God I love Unholy
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>>555633484
Congrats my anonymous friend!
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>>555633131
Play DH so that your portals fuck with their Felhunters xD
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>>555633484
nice
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S T O R I E S
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bros that wow stream was so dogshit the hearthstone stream might literally just be rotation and expansion news instead of anything like a new mode or class
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how are there still decks using Fyrakk lmao
i'm not crafting that guy again
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>>555633131
It's time anon. Join us.
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>>555667378
>All or nothing card that can asspull wins out of nowhere
Why would decks stop using him?
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>>555668006
it really doesn't anymore, and 10 mana is backbreaking, unless you also put Naralex, and Naralex is a 7/7 do nothing unless you also have Fyrakk and usually Ysera
he's just there for Elise curve but I unironically think that unless your class has no access to a decent 7 drop you might as well just put a wisp in there
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>>555668203
He is used in Warrior as a finisher + dragon.
DK because DK is control again.
What else?
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>>555623818
>see this
>think it’s broken af
>every eceleb says it’s shit
>nobody ever uses it
>think I’m dumb

>month later
>see this in every dk deck
>it makes me immediately lose every fucking time
I knew it
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>>555668006
He is yogg at home, if your home is a crackden
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>>555668351
i think warrior is actually better without Elise altogether and just running a faster curve
and only that Unholy DK list with Falric uses him, because Ceaseless is too slow for that
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>>555668723
are you sure you don't lose because you're stupid?
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>chinese servers now allow you to look up anyones entire match history

american century of humiliation continues
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>>555670159
thanks, i hate public data
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>>555670159
CHYNA
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Playing quasar rogue gets you a ton of friend requests
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why did they give dragon warrior such retarded shit to put dark gift on
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>>555674308
because cora loves that hellscream BBC
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Loss streaks and win streaks always feel like some weird rigging going on, especially when each recurring loss is from the same thing happening, like in the deck I'm playing right now, prep being a combo activator and somehow both copies are at the bottom for 5 games straight, not sure what the odds are of that happening but sure feels like force 50/50 wr to me.
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>>555668723
No one plays that.
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>>555631858
I also don't have Kerigan but I put that 8 mana clock legendary guy since realistically you can't really ever proc Shala. I also run the plus to attack discount zili for one baron.
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>>555681348
Yeah any nonkKerigan 8 cost is fine desu, they're all trash. I've had a few games where the deal 5 damage to all nonysera characters gave me just enough reach to close out the game. But I'll never try and sit here and say 10 mana deal 5 is good for this deck.

Agrro Zil I can see being good, but imo I care more about just having any board so I'd rather keep the card draw. Fullboard of 1/1's +1 grave strength is 28 damage
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>>555681348
just run shala, non corrupted shala is still fine, so many bullshit lethals out of nowhere due to shala sap + nightmare on ghoul, better than clockwork for sure
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has anyone ever gotten lethal by giving an enemy taunt minion the immune shaladrawhatevsthatcrappynelftreenameis buff?(immune minions can't taunt, even if you still see it taunting, can be ignored)
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>>555690073
that's an interesting interaction,
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How do paladin always have ramp into more ramp into gelbin on curve? Do blizzard give them guaranteed draws as a crutch for their retardation?
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>>555691013
nah, it's a failsafe, BECAUSE GODLY TAUNTS WOULD'VE BEEN OP WITH OLD J'LOR. OH, AND ALSO IN THAT ONE LADY DEATHWHISPER BOSS FIGHT which is actually two bosses in one(yes the dragon is a separate boss in icc)
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>login
>3 perfect curve dragon warriors in a row
>log off
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>>555691047
They run 4 copies of the new ramp aura so they always have it early
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Of course they gave the 0 mana 6/5 that draws 2 cards to both the newest classes because they have to be broken at all times, just the way it is
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10 days until THAT stream bros
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>>555700264
rarran finally starts playing as a vulpera on retail wow?
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page 10 again.
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Can't get out of dumpster because literally ALL of my opponents are either eeathknight or demon hunter and I only have rogue cards on this server
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>>555713978
have you tried anything to protect the ambassador?
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>>555700264
Predictions?
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>>555718064
monk, no lili anywhere because china won't let a panda cub be harmed
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Quest Warrior is trash. You are a fucking retarded n word if you believe otherwise.
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>>555719267
quest warrior good because this guy says bad.
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LIVE INSECT
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*poops on your thread*
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why are all current hs streamer such unlikeable soi boys? bring back Trump
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>>555728443
write it correctly noballs. you will never be onions
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Only 10 more days until HS is saved.
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>CapitalizedAdjective with a paypig tranny avatar plays a card no one plays that says something like "do something randomly chosen"
>it's perfect and you cannot win after they play it
many such cases
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>>555735250
more like 10 years lol. game's so dead i finally decided to get all packs from book of faglin
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Seems quite healthy that the best deck in the game literally can only be beat by spell OTK because the board is completely and entirely impossible to get past. Return Policy definitely doesn't need to be nerfed.
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>>555737013
its crazy how many interesting decks we killed only to be stuck with these mouthbreather decks
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>>555737013
For me is crazy how Cora can let the fucking DH class with over 55% win rate in several decks that all are absolute torture to try to play against meanwhile whole classes like Druid, Priest or Warlock are barely if not straightly unplayable... Fucking bunch of clowns.
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>>555744962
dh gets treated with kiddy gloves because cora loves the class for some fucking reason
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It's so cool how playing against Rogue is just playing against a strictly better version of your own deck. It has all the powerful cards your deck has (discounted and with buffs) but then on top if also has all the broken Rogue shit.
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>mulligan all removals because its fucking 99.9% copy nigger
>its fucking quest
Lmao shameful riggin still won because dude dont know how to pilot deck and made rookie mistakes
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>>555745071
same with DK
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lol just remembered blizz nerfed this card for no fucking reason other than they hate druid players
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Yeah blob DH needs a huge fucking nerf it literally only loses to two decks, and it's not even a giga counter except for disco hunter.
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Make this rez 3 mana or less and it's fixed. I hope they don't nerf blob instead, blob is pushed 100% but it fills an important role, there should always be a strong neutral taunt.
While we're at it nerf Grim harvest (either 3 mana or nerf the dreadseed stats by 1/1) and probably could up Infestation to 3 mana as well. DH has been basically the best class since Emerald Dream.
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>>555754765
nerf red card as well to 3 mana
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>Draw second moarg right before nemsy drop
this is lose right ? RIGHT because niggas magically pulls timewarp right before wheel end
IF YOU CODED TO LOSE YOU LOSE
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>>555754963
>>555754765
remember when they nerfed starships to shit because DH was summoning 40 arkonite crystals
it's almost like the felhunter and felbat cards are fundamentally broken
honestly i'd just go fucking scorched earth and make them summon 1 copy. fuck those two cards and fuck dh, if you don't peel off the bandaid the moment you have a halfway decent deathrattle taunt they can just summon a billion times you will have the same issue. the fucking problem is those two cards
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babe wake up the curveshitters are crying about illidan again
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I dont want a single nerf i want DH reduced to an UNPLAYABLE SHIT. Playing that class nowadays spamming blobs or the rush 8/8 demons is truly sociopathic. I rather play against Shaman.
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Blob DH has like a 4-6 matchup against Druid which is a deck literally tailor made to counter it, while having actual 8-2 matchups against basically anything reliant on playing the board. It's the most broken deck right now and there's no way it isn't getting heavy nerfs with the next pass.
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>>555755528
of all the things to complain about they bitch about a deck that's actually kinda neat
how about we delete all these fucking snoozefest 15 turn average control piles
I played a game against a priest that ended turn 18 EIGHT FUCKING TEEN where he was never even close to "stabilizing" but I had to power through a dozen board clears and freezes/sleeps before I was allowed to hit his face
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say it with me:"warlock did nothing wrong"
time to unfuck the quest.
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>>555755528
>>555757369
You are alone in this Illidanschizos. Soon you are going to the gulag.
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>>555758117
TRUTH NUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>555755437
>nerfed starships to shit because DH
shartships are a dogshit mechanic that never should've been greenlit. play horribly understatted minions so that in 8 turns you can summon a giant blob of stats is neither complex or skill testing. in hindsight it was a giant warning sign that they had decided proactively ending games was forbidden and everyone would be forced to play wholesome 100 heckin chungus control piles for the rest of time
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>>555764063
starships were also bad because I as the enemy had no way to interact with or disable the ship before it launched other than silencing the pieces which is stupid
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Quest Warrior is so stupid its basically just a Time Warp delivery device. Just sit there and wait hoping you get the armor gen and zzzzz snore your way to legend.
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>>555764881
at least they will lose ramp in march
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>login
>vs Rogue
>vs Warrior
>logout
trash game.
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It's another 26 minute match episode.
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>>555758117
wait till Rfam break rotation
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This game is so miserable unless you play Demon Hunter or Paladin. Sigh.
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>>555769546
i love freeze aura nigger for 3 turns after xer plays gayblin After that its just kid beating
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page 10. we are home
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>>555305818
why this happen too frequently? any thoughts?
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>>555780079
only way to beat faggot DH blob spam decks
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whats considered a bonus effect?

lifesteal
taunt
rush
windfury
reborn
poisonous

any others?
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>>555784119
elusive and divine shield
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>>555784119
better question: why aren't charge and immune considered bonus effects?
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>>555784635
knew I forgot something
>>555785274
blizz would probably say retarded shit like theyre too OP
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>>555764253
false. reno hero could wipe starships before it was nerfed.
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>>555785824
just remember they're 8 in total
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i cant believe i just cheered on control warrior to survive bajillion damage discover hunter
warrior is dead btw
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>>555757369
Resummoning the same minion 30 times until you die to Elise savage roar or bounced Broxigar or just plain pressure with a Foamrender: DH edition is kinda neat? I kinda get it for the Broxigar OTK one, but blob spam is as boring as arkonite spam was.
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>>555787862
DH foamrender edition?
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>>555789484
climbing hook
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>>555790129
Oh right
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So I'm diamond 3 with 2 stars rn, should I try to hit legend?
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>>555792372
no
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>>555792438
And what deck is more cancerous? I have dragon W and aura .....
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I am watching macbanter face stream and its absolute insane how much these pro players bitch and complain. "waaaaaaaaaaaaah I didnt topdeck the perfect card this game is so unplayable" "waaaaaah my insane no bad matchup hunter lost FIX GAME BLISSARD"
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>>555794880
it's pretty normal for people with high expectations to do that. basically, the pros and the idiots that think they are pro do it. which is why that one schizo posting after every loss exists.
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the amount of shit i need to pull out of my ass to win a game with toki mage is insane
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>>555800552
have you considered just not playing toki mage?
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>>555800729
BUT ANON. LE HECKIN NEW YEAR. THEY'LL SUUUUUURELY NOT MAKE IT MORE UNPLAYABLE AND THEY'LL ADD MORE SUPPORT TO IT. JUST LIKE THEY'LL ADD MONK.
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>>555801115
of course they are adding support to toki. three whole expansions are rotating out soon. and now she can give you all of their shit spells as well!
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love how matchmaking optimizes for max games. i obviously get losses exactly to make it so i need 4 games instead of 2 to get the rank i want, then when im exactly one star away from the rank i get the most annoying counter matchup there is
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>>555801504
play blob with toki and hope for deathrattle support lmao.
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>>555801770
blob into toki into return policy would be fucking hilarious
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>>555802405
return policy into picrel into eternal servitude >:3
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I know you're not supposed to enjoy playing DK but UUB DK is a fucking blast to play, Unholy has the most fun effects.
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>>555802579
we need unholy mill. we have blood mill, frost mill exists in wild, WHERE'S UNHOLY MILL BLIZZARD?
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cards with the mech tag/tribe shouldnt leave corpses
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XL Reno Elise Diaper Warrior is excellent in the brawl, just drop some greed for golakka crawler and stuff
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>>555803116
too hard to code for blizzard. you'd need to add the cyborg tribe for shit that's part human. and amalgams. then by that logic totems and eles shouldn't either.
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really delusional faggots think monk is coming? this general is full of schizophrenic people
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>>555802579
Frost is best Rune
Blood is gay
Unholy is for aggrobrains
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>>555805868
right now frost is more aggro than unholy
unholy is more about stickiness
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>>555794880
Because they play for hundreds if not thousands of hours, every minor detail can become annoying after so much time.
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>the furry Tess turns into the diamond Tess skin if you hit the enemy in the face
Huh?
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>>555806780
she be a gem mon >:3
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>>555806780
also i hope it's temporary, the diamond skin is inferior to the lite skin.
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>>555805756
You will eat your words when 9th February stream hits, anon.
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>>555808421
that looks more like it's from diablo than from wow.
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Flaming horsies for this month
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just played a game against the diaperest priest possible (the usual 20 removals and 10 imbues value pile) and honestly keeping this class garbage on purpose might be one of the few things team 5 does fine. absolutely aimless decks other than "uhhhhhhh im just going to generate infinite cards and hope kiljaeden does something" garbage
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Woo woo first pack
In exchange I didn't get a single purple from any of them, and my reward chest one was a Whizbang
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>>555810808
i rather play against 100 priests than one insufferable dh blob spammer.
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I wish I could understand the mindcontrol this card exercises over retards. Why does every single retard like to put rat on their deck to make it worse? I genuinely will never understand.
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>>555810730
not very valentine related at all. unlike my new tess pupper skin :3
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>>555811417
Because there's a shitload of deck-defining battlecry legendaries frequently played at the moment? A lot of which can get you an instant concede when yanked in since it literally breaks the deck
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>>555811417
I hate Rafaam.
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>>555810730
China wins again.
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>>555810730
wait. IT CAN'T BE YEAR OF THE HORSE? CAN IT? WE HAD PEGASUS.
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>>555812357
I'm still betting Year of the Crocolisk
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I don't understand how to win BGs anymore. I keep picking the strongest early game heroes I can, go for the biggest stats I can find, level conservatively and still lose every single combat and die before I even get the second time tavern. How the fuck does everyone else have like 20/20 minions on turn 3?
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>>555813037
its not worth learning this season. its so mindnumbingly boring. there is legit not a single fun thing to do
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>>555812862
scalie >:3
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>>555811417
that to rafaan and to silence the egg are the funniest shits that could happen nowadays.
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>>555816103
Just queued into another DK after posting this, lol
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>tfw having fun with protoss rogue
glad I recrafted dorian
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>>555811417
Bad players have a fetish for tech cards.
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Is anyone still hyped for the 9th?
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>mfw each and every time I'm playing against Aviana Druid
You did NOTHING to deserve that win, you simply rolled the gacha and scored Cenarius on turn 5.
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>>555819926
Your dirty rat? Your steam cleaner?
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What do I have to do to not draw like shit every single game? Do I have to publically praise the CCP or something
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>>555823106
hard mulligan for the three good cards in your deck
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>>555823106
you know what you gotta do.
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Bring back Colossals... And Titans please.
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>>555819365
>t. control warrior or greybough druid
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>>555829879
ah dw anon, monk will get those soon enough. xuen titan and jade serpent collosus
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I love that rogue has to be permanently the best class in the game
I love that rogue has my deck except with dark gifts and cheaper
I love that if you can't answer flashback the turn it comes down you instantly lose
I love that they have 2 mana draw 3 cards kill a minion
I just fucking love roguestone man. I agree with blizzard if rogue isn't better than every other class by a gigantic margin what is even the point of playing the game? Keep preparation in the game forever it's so fun to play against! And give them the best cards every single fucking expansion too!
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>>555830660
haha yeah
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>>555831334
>half the retards are playing le funny press button to generate card deck
>push class winrate down
>class is bad durr
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>>555830660
>best cards
>rogue
erm, did you see the hooktuskazar they released with across the timeways? COINS. AND FUCKING WISHING WELL JUST ROTATED. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH.
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>>555831334
>55% Demon Hunter
>Tie at 52% between Warrior and Paladin
>44% Priest (11 points behind)
>42% Warlock (13 points behind)
Cora???? Cora... CORAAAAAAAAAA
FIX YOUR FUCKING CORAAAAAAAA
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>>555831550
You don't know what the fuck you are talking about. The best class in the game right now is hunter, followed by dk and dh.
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is there a way i can disable the lite tess skin going back to human when my opponent hits 15 hp?
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Talk me out of it.
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>>555835842
you don't have a job you failure.
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>>555835842
You could buy a better game with the money and have spare
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>>555835842
Pre order of 80 packs is also 80 bucks I believe and they include legendaries aswell, 2 i think. If you have been playing since november you already have the cards so you only get dust from this, + the legendaries are "random" so I assume that means they could also be rotating legendaries. Doesn't seem like a good enough deal to me.
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this fucker is such a good pull off assimilating blight
4 corpses and a bunch of 4/1s
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>>555832150
if you think rogue isn't on par with those 3 classes you are simply put retarded and probably think imbue is good
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>>555831334
this wouldnt happen under ben brode
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>>555830660
rogue should be forced to suffer. and by that I mean shadowstep and preparation should rotate to wild
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>>555850601
My favorite pic from the card. Destroys aggro and if RNG is on your side can even eliminate a big annoying target.
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lost city quest mage should have been structured/rewarded like paladin murloc quest. something like every 4 or 5 times you discover, gain 1 spell damage the rest of the game.
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>>555855124
dk one should've been repeatable too. shuffle a 2 mana deal 2 damage summon a leech spell in your deck for every 5 hp you steal :3
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>>555858301
>leeches
kill yourself
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>>555858461
sucky sucky gimme bloody
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>>555811417
its control players that shit their diapers at the thought of combo decks being able to win and will happily make their decks worse to try and combat that
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>>555855124
>gain 1 spell damage the rest of the game.
NOOOOOOOOO THIS IS STORMWIND BULLSHIT
HOW DARE YOU HAVE A WAY TO KILL ME BEHIND MY KJ AND ENDLESS REMOVAL
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>>555859063
Which combo decks we have at current meta?
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>>555860768
copy druid?
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>>555860768
diaper warrior is combo with murozond + tw
sissy mage with deios + sissy
dragon priest with zarimi + murozond
quest tic tok hunter
infinite paladin
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red card should really really be 2 mana
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>my losing game
>have lethal
>nigga pulls cliffdive and clears with briar
>lethal me next turn
Yeah totally not rigged matchup(not game)
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>>555860768
protoss mage and rafaam warlock according to the diapercucks
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literally DAYS away from the reveal stream
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I enjoy playing brox DH
remnant of rage is a fun card and 2 mana 12/12 charger is funny
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literally DAYS away from the cemented stream
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>>555876290
Cemented if Evoker
Saved if Monk
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idea to increase players and hours played
>end of month rewards for both ladders are separate
boom blizz youre welcome. hire me so I can rape cora
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>>555881779
Please no, that 'pick which way you prefer' divide was very purposeful
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twist news in 9 days bros
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>Blood DK still exists
>Blob DH still exists
Why do they hate board based decks so much?
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>>555881779
>hire me so I can rape cora
code that shit you talked about in unity. you get to rape hr first, then cora, after being employed for at least 5 years.
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Did anyone get anything good? I got jack shit.
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sup gays havent played in awhile are elise and zilliax gone now? they made every game feel the exact same so i stopped playing
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>>555897084
zilliax goes with rotation, devs confirmed elise is getting the nerf bat next patch
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>>555897494
when is the next rotation? i dont wanna see zilliax ever again
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>>555897648
With the launch of the first expansion this year, probably in March
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>>555898140
k thank you i will wait until march to try the game again
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Good turn
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>>555897648
i'll be sure to post it on every hsg so you are reminded of what a good card it is.
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>>555899704
druids used to complain they couldn't do this every game on turn 5
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>>555906319
spreading plague?
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>March will kill Expanse, Tourists, Zilliax, Elise, Starcraft and HOPEFULLY blob
Dare i say... Fucking based?
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>>555909056
>blob
you mispelled bob.
and you forgot dwarfy mcdwarfnigger.
blob was an ungoro card
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>>555911328
Elise and Blob should be nerfed and I doubt they will do it before March.
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there's literally an offline tournament every week in china bros...
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>>555912224
I love China.
They are true Hearthstone players.
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Paladin can summon different dudes by using hero power, why can't death knight also summon different ghouls by using hero power.
What is the discrepancy and favoritism.
I am disgusted/
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>deja vu
hits my zillax
>deja vu
hits my zillax
>deja vu
hits my zillax
>deja vu
hits my zillax
>deja vu
hits my zillax


ROGUE PLAYERS FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. KILL ALL NIGGERFAGGOT ROGUE PLAYERS SKIN FAGGOT ROGUE PLAYERS ALIVE AND KILL THEM
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>>555916505
just play your zilliax and he can't steal it 4head
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>>555914707
Paladin's imbue is also rubbish though
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He played all of these for 0 mana, + the lifesteal rush minion aswell. Great design, just give the class infinite mana cheat cards becuase LOL.
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i miss ben brode
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delete dh from the game
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>>555909056
I'm so excited for imbue druid imbue paladin and quest DH to be the top dogs! what a fun exciting skill testing meta of pushing the button every turn and passing
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>>555926435
Aren't Rogue, Pally and DK the favored classes post rotation?
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monk will be the top dog in next expansion just like death knight was on release and demon hunter before.
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>>555912116
womp womp
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>>555928189
i swear if they reuse the corpse mechanic on monk but with spells instead of dead minions i'm going to mald.
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>>555926803
DK will find a way most likely but it's kinda fucked without Dreadhound, Foamrender, Maladaar or Zilliax. And Stitched Giant might be removed from the core set too. The Stego build is dead without wakeners as well.
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>>555933517
add tassarian to the list of potentially removed dk cards. they'll replace it with lady deathwhisper or sindragosa. (they swapped one unholy one blood leggo)
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Colossal was a good keyword and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
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I beat Jalex twice today in mirror matchups, this means I am the best rogue player in the world
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>>555938173
>Titans
>Colossals
>Song spells
I miss all them so bad...
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>>555912224
Maybe the community could apologize to Cora for being annoying bitches who only exist to grift and complain so they give us Chinas stuff too? Nah just going to start a Reddit thread because they DARE to charge for skins on their new Balatro even if playing it is absolutely free and say FUCK YOU CORA you could have made BALANCE CHANGES!!!!
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>>555925614
no you don't

t. marvel snapper currently dealing with brode's design choices
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>>555945541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEmnpRSgqQk
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all's fun when the chinese are botting :3
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>10min+ arena queue time
This game is so dead
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>>555947023
should've hosted bots.
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Only took 12 minutes to find a game
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>>555949941
what server?
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Hate it when good cheap decks rotate
Aviana LOVE
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>>555950036
NA
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>>555950404
>Playing Druid
I wish i could erase Druids, Rogues, Pallys and Mages from this game. Alongside their players.
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I wish I could erase DKs, DHs, Hunters, Priests, Shamans, Warlocks and Warriors from this game. Alongside their players.
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>>555953256
>>555953976
i wish i could erase players and replace em with bots that obey me.
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Dayum that is a lot of gold
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>>555958736
that's what she said.
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>>555947023
no one want spend tickets to current time event abomination....
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Sign up to open qualifiers tournament if you're on NA, still over 100 spots left. It's next weekend. I played the last one and it was the most fun I've had in hearthstone I think, altough a bit time consuming.
https://battlefy.com/esportsadmin-esa-events/hearthstone-masters-tour-qualifer-americas-winter-week-2/6979142f6456f10013a65dd3/info?infoTab=details
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Did you hit Legend yet?
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>>555938939
Colossals SUCKED
>druid player
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Got shit on by enough aggro & rogues the game started throwing priest bots at me for FREE wins.

Get played algo.
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so um, you making that new thread or something?
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>>555995364
>>555995364
>>555995364
>>555995364
new thread

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