Remember, "Flesh-hatcher" means that Mhekarnahz is a girl and thus has girl parts.

Sex with Dang

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To the artist behind this: you are legendary

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Smug tax

>>555484126
>>555484756
>>555485279
samefag

>>555484756
>>555485530
Don't make lewds of my wife.

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carby tax

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am I rich yet?

>>555489823
When you have bis and the stack turns blue you're doing well.

>>555484126
>With a silver fork shoved up my butt.
Oh? So you are going to play the "Lifehack" game are you? Or maybe I should say "Save your Ass Hack"?
Well, I bet you think you are clever. I bet you even inserted that fork the right way around. I bet you you laughed as the BDJ recoiled in horror when he attempted to insert his humongous dirty great talleywhacker up your most precious passage.
I bet you did!
I BET YOU LAUGHED UPROARIOUSLY!
...
Well, while you were being Mr Oh So Clever the rest of us were getting our rectums wrecked., our anuses annihilated, our sphincter stretched, and our buttholes broken!
Now we waddle around like ducks.
We drip Jagex jizz
Our anuses live in FEAR!

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Hail to the Skull Lord

>java client for OSRS been shut down for good
God damn it now I have to use runelite

>>555489823
Not even close

Runescape players! I just wanted to let you know about something amazing! Its better than any runelite plug-in or auto clicker! Its a real thing that you can buy that makes your Runescape experience so much better! Its a specially designed bucket that you can insert between your buttocks which catches all the Jagex jizz oozing out of your anus! No more wet pants! No more Jagex cum dribbling down your legs! No more leaving messy pools of Jagex juice everywhere! Made by our friends at the Wonderlube™ Corporation. Buy yours today!

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>>555486597

bgh is still the most fun thing to do in this game.

>>555522909
croesus is better, more profit too

>>555522909
Agreed

>>555522909
When I needed a dragon mattock I tried doing bgh but it was so boring that I just bought one on GE.

>>555522909
bgh apparently not fun enough for people to sell me hypnowand pieces ive been trying to buy for a month now for over 100m

>>555522909
Wrong. The most fun thing to do is tjd. At least it is once you convert.

dead

>>555557513
Zuk would be fine if you could skip the waves once you get the combined cape.

>>555522909
Hope 110 hunter brings more of that.

>>555486149
she's the town bike

bump

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>>555604937
you will NOT insult my wife that way

Guys please, lets take a moment to be serious and talk about my anus. Its quite distended and sore at the moment So I am thinking of taking break from Runescape. Thoughts?

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>>555624275
She isn't YOUR wife. She's mine. You aren't worthy of her if you're posting AI treachery of her.

sex scene with zanik when?

>>555626571
I dont give a fuck about your anus. My anus hurts a lot more than yours becasue I have been playing Runescape for much longer.

so like when do we finally admit that rs3 actually is dead? i was at fort last night on the most populated world and nobody was talking. not even one person.

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anyway im the guy who has constantly been talking about quitting rs3. i decided to delete my account because i got a 9 day mute.

>>555641308
What a loser.
You didn't sell your account, fucking idiot. Even a noob account would have fetched you at least $5. You could have used that money to pay for a blowjob from some toothless homeless guy while imagining Mod Blkwitch was rubbing her gums over your dick.
Never speak to me again.

>>555631980
maybe someday

Fucking idiots coming here and all they do is talk about quitting, Dang, and their anuses, and the useless jannies do nothing!
Meanwhile we are missing out on high level intellectual; discussion about Runescape like this >>555604937
It makes me so angry I just might have to make a bitch post on the /vm/ thread!

>>555641308
You are also the guy that has constantly been talking about creating new characters.

bring back the legacy interface fagex

I'm playing rs3 for the first time as an iron, i got t90 weapons from the heist and have mw melee and subjugation, is my next step just get gconc and do sanctum for t95s? Or is there a better way (i refuse to use necro, braindead style)

>>555675016
>get gconc and do sanctum for t95s
Yes, at least until the changes.
The combat beta for the shit styles should be out any moment now.

>>555676246
Guess i'll do skilling until then, 2 dg lvls off of base 90 so might as well unlock gojaro

>Only thing I'm missing from araxxor drop table is the pet
>gotten 3 pof eggs in the past two days instead
Are these things worth anything?

>>555676246
>>555676387
>I keep posting the boring low effort lowit bullshit about Runescape in short sentences devoid of any creativity and intelligence. Then I reply to myself a few minutes later with an equally cretinous response. Just so it looks like there are real Runescape players here! I hope to become a Jagex intern one day. Or a jannie. Either way I am desperate to suck some authority dick!

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>>555678210
Meds.

so excited to try red and blue necro today
still wont stop using purple necro when they bring the beta changes to the live game

>>555678984
I am excited for green necro because all the pros use green necro but it had too many autistic switches for me to bother.

>>555679090
ranged from the eariler beta still seemed to be switch gaming
as it was multiple hits it would allow better stack building for arrows and better bolt uses

>>555480489
But where is it?

https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/combat-styles-improvements---beta-update
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/combat-styles-improvements---beta-update
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/combat-styles-improvements---beta-update
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/combat-styles-improvements---beta-update

>>555701406
magic seems phenomenal now. I hope you bought your tumeken robes before they go to 10b for the set, anons.

>>555706873
lmao I considered following this advice before I saw that they cost twice as much as the current GE price
I'm fine with anima core.

>>555708027
the price issue with Tumken is they're always going to be very expensive because they come from a niche group boss.

>>555641308
i canceled the account deletion.

>>555679090
I am excited to log into Runescape and get my ass fucked by Jagex ( again ) because I am a BORN AGAIN FANBOI!
Praise God!

never mind i submitted the account deletion again. rs3 is dogshit

>>555719728

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Today i am reminded (and remind you all) that these are the players who play alongside us in rs3
Players that don't even know the difference between stalling and prebuilding
Stalling and prebuilding isnt even bad for the game

>>555741025
Entering a boss instance should set your adrenaline to 100%, reset all your cooldowns, and clear all buffs and residual effects except for potions and bonfire.

necromancy might have been a bigger mistake than squeal of fortune

>>555743124
desu rs3 was always a failed game. not saying fun couldn't be had, but the game IS effectively in maintenance mode.

w-wait why is the game getting updates despite being in maintenance mode? because i never said the updates would actually be GOOD. people think havenhythe will be good? they are in for a rude awakening. it will be on par with anachronia which i consider the definition of slop content.

>>555743565
Depends on how many examines they put in the environment.

Whatever happened to serious Runescape discussion? I think its time we all just stopped, took a deep breath, and talked about my anus. Raw, painful, and stretched is how I would describe it. Please have a look, have a sniff and poke around, and tell me what you think

>>555743721
I hate that the old nuujagex basically forgot these existed and all the modern slop environment decorations have no purpose

the sad thing is osrs chads actually did win in the end. at least they have examines for the new content

>sign of life has been used

>>555768330
I wish a "sign of anus" existed. Saves your ass every time BDJ jumps out from behind a bush and tries to wreck havoc upon your rectum!
Imagine that!
Being able to runescape in peace knowing your anal virginity is protected!

>>555741025
i dont fully know what stalling is but prebuilding is something i will never bother doing

>>555789598
Prebuilding can be as simple as threads of fate+soul sap -> run to portal. Anyways the jagex combat post has nothing to do with prebuilding on dummies.
>bind any spell like smoke cloud or air strike or to 1
>bind another ability to 2
>bind another ability to 3
>stand in the middle of wars out of range of the dummy
>click on the dummy to target it then press 3 while clicking on the ground to cancel the movement
If you did it right you can see you incured gcd and you gained or lost adrenaline but since you're out of range you didn't actually hit the dummy
You just stalled an ability. To release you need to give an attack command in the form of a spell since pressing an ability will override the stalled one
>get close to the dummy
>press 1-2(or target cyle-1-2 if you want to target a different target), instead of smokecloud+ability 2 your character will fire off ability 3+ability 2
What the post is saying is that you do not need to do smoke cloud anymore to release the stall but you can just click/tc+2.

>>555794834
so this jankiness (call it mechanics if you will) derives from pre-eoc spellcasting and post-eoc abilities functioning differently?

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>>555799702
Stalling is just casting an ability outside of your attack range. The game queues the ability to fire when you're in range.
The functional difference between an auto attack and ability is that an auto does not incurring gcd. Notice how with revo on when you click on a target you character fires off an auto+ability. The jank is that you can override the auto attack with a stalled/queued ability.
This update tries to reduce the restrictions of click release and remove spell release completely I suppose. I dont know how they changed spells so spell release does not work, do they cost a gcd now? That sounds crazy for regular smoke cloud use.
Redditors hate it because they refuse to understand it and any small niche mechanic that requires pressing buttons does not deserve to be in the game because if they dont do it you cant either.

well...i figured i would regret deleting my rs3 account and here i am. kind of regretting it. but you cant cancel the deletion process after 72 hours so maybe this was a blessing in disguise.

if the game ever truly gets runescape 4 and fresh start worlds i might come back.

see, i don't care about my progress. i care about fun. and rs3 is NOT fun.

>>555810886
It hasn't been 72 hours since >>555719728

>>555811373
time isnt real. google spacetime is not real

>Magic changes
As someone who enjoys the kerapacs wristwraps gameplay I'm happy. I think most of the changes to magic seem decent only complaint is that taking away combustion walking mobs is a crime.

Melee on the other hand is getting the ol yeller treatment.

>>555811965
The what treatment?

I hate micromanagement combat
I liked eoc because I could just click enemy and he ded

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>>555812040
It's being absolutely butchered

see, here's what people still fail to get. EOC simply does NOT mesh with a 0.6 second tick system. it's a cosmic joke. literally. that's why the combat feels like ass. yes, sometimes it can feel good, but ironically, the more you push into endgame the worse it feels.

i've always thought RS3 had a LOT of potential, but you really just can't avoid the elephant in the room which is that mtx took away nearly 14 years of game development. did we obviously still get updates? of course. but so much less than we could have.

anyone who thinks we don't need rs4/fresh start worlds is dumb. we actually DO need them.

>>555812165
I was never a meleecuck so I don't know how this affects the style.

ik people call me the schizo anon but the truth is you need people like me. people who can see the full potential in a game, but won't tolerate the half-assed state its still in. if rs3 is still around in 5 years i will come back then.

>>555812475
See you in an hour.

>>555812530
no i actually deleted my account, remember?

hcim with like 2230 total and like 4 dark onyx cores. i even lost the status which was the only thing that kept me playing.

my main issue with rs3 is that i detest the playerbase. like they genuinely make me angry. which i just can't do anymore. i can't tolerate such a spineless playerbase that eats up jagex's slop.

>>555812754
I guess I was wrong. You came back after less than 4 minutes.

>>555812834
oh u meant the thread. well i like yapping on 4chan. esp with people who know rs3 is shit.

i tried to like necromancy but i do think it stripped away a lot of what made the game have an identity. why did they think we needed necromancy I just don't get it. many people said it simply could've been an extension to magic bridging the 99-120 gap and I have to agree.

i feel the jmods don't even play their own game.

reaper masterpost
odds: vorkath
evens: zamorak
dubs: nakatra
trips: group boss

>>555813219
>dubs
>trips
Sir, this is /vg/

>I can't play the game and I can't socialize so I seek attention in a /vg/ thread
Stop giving (You)s to this dumbass

i mean the modern rs3 playerbase consists of hyperliberals (people who cant think for themselves)

>calling himself a retard

>>555812754
>my main issue with rs3 is that i detest the playerbase
Based.
I admire the dedication with which you shitted up this thread. Along with Dang and anus posters. They know the game is shit, they dont even bother arguing how the game is shit because the people who like it are fucking idiots. So they simply shit on it.
The fact it annoys the fucking idiots is just icing on the cake.
Brilliant, based, and justified.

>>555812427
That really isnt the bad part of the melee changes
Basically jagex dont like the new dagger spex spam they introduced with the varanus mercy, so they have basically gutted adren gain on melee so it just feels ass to use anything

One day it will matter than I gave Zaros the light simulacrum.

>>555813219
rolling

>>555854056
his ass is in the erebus chudding it up with xau-tak so his simulacrum doesn't matter anymore, all that matters is S H A D O W A N I M A

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dead game at the very bottom of /vg/ again even though removal of MTX was supposed to save the game

>>555869224
Trust the process.

>>555869224
You complain yet you keep bumping it in a sad attempt to save it. The last thread lasted almost a whole month and had to keep getting saved from page 10.

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couturescape end game? couturescape end game.
>>555480489
interesting, if that thing's a female, would love to see a personification or an anthrofication of that thing.

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>>555871282

>>555871542
Middle guy a classic, wizard fit max comfy especially when doing skilling magic yeah oh yeah

I quite this game a year ago but I want to give something to a guy who helped me once in these threads. If Trimmed Sack is here let me know

>>555880594
Add him to your friends list and wait for him to come online assuming he's still playing.

>>555880594
You are going to give him a blow job while he takes a thick Jagex cock up his ass? How nice!

>>555869224
The damage caused by MXT is irreversible.

>>555856726
>xau-tak
So when is that guy coming back? All this godless shit is boring. Edicts were a mistake.

>>555869224
January reached 288k monthly players which is the highest it's been since...January 2024 (lol)

>>555927042
the combined player count is not indicative of rs3. rs3 is what we call a stagnating game. a game that is not growing but slowly dying. maybe we could even refer to it as a dying game, if you will.

>>555935046
>slowly dying
But not before Big Daddy Jagex has had his wicked way with our anuses.
...fear.
fear.
FEAR!
Our anuses live in FEAR!
MY GOD! OUR ANUSES LIVE IN FEAR!

just out of curiosity, is hazelmere's signet ring a regular drop that you have to pick up?
can it despawn if you're afk

>>555952616
Yes and yes.

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>mfw Jagex was never at the island

>>555938096
I have set up a special support group for our terrified anuses. We meet every Tuesday in the Varrock library on World 12 and talk about the trauma our anuses have experienced. We take turns inspected each other's assholes and commiserating over the frightening damage done. Come along, you are welcome to bring your buckets too in case your anus is still dribbling out Jagex jizz.

>>555957702
jagex was never at the island, it's true, but they did employ multiple troons, so they're just as guilty of pedophilia given all the child grooming that happened as a result

Welcome to Runescape's first AAA meeting.
( Abused Anuses Anonymous )
I know its not Tuesday yet but I thought we might get a head start.
I would like to begin by asking you all this question. Is your anus trembling in abject terror right now? If so then you need to log out of Runescape right now. See you all again next week!

We drink to our youth, for the days come and gone
For the age of aggression is just about done
We'll drive out the Stormcloaks and restore what we own
With our blood and our steel we will take back our home
Down with Ulfric, the killer of kings
On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing
We're the children of Skyrim, and we fight all our lives
And when Sovngarde beckons everyone of us dies
But this land is ours and we'll see it whiped clean
Of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams

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Your favorite james hannigan kino?

Your Anal Fork shines brightly and you are protected from BDJ.

>>555985517
Praise God!
For my anus is saved!
Fuck you AAA >>555975350
I dont need your help anymore!

I didn't get a single cape.

>>556006947
I got two, and the shards for a third after the event ended because I didn't realize the big anniversary even would be just for the one month and allow you to earn the focused shards after the ability to trade them in was gone.

>>556006947
me neither, but I just got a dragon harpoon on my 9th kill

>>556006947
they weren't that great and aren't even cosmetic

>another fort quest

>Shaping Our Community Together
well I guess jagex agrees with the "bad playerbase" guy

>>556020762
>aren't even cosmetic
Good.

Is the combat beta any good? Is there any hope? I am genuinely considering resubing.

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>>556027626
it seems much, much better than what combat is currently like (it seems significantly less autistic). just think of what necromancy is like and there ya go, apply it to other styles. also, RIP to revolution mode cause it's about to get raped. everyone is basically going to be forced to play full manual from now on.
either way, plenty of time to wait because these changes aren't going to be going live for a very long time. took them like a fucking year just to push out the smallest little changes during the last combat update, and this one is more than an update, it's a straight up overhaul. so i doubt we'll see it go live in 2026 given jagex's track record at pushing out updates :/

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>Wait a minute, this isn't RuneScape; this is anal sex!

>>556029214
I quit before necromacy came out. I have no experience with it.

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>>555480192
https://reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/1qti19v/returning_player_trying_to_get_my_max_cape_back/
does this work?

>>556029214
>these changes aren't going to be going live for a very long time
They are planned for this month though.

>>556030210
I'm not sure what your question it but that seems like a great way to get your almost maxed account banned.

>>556030334
i thought it was just the beta that was going live this month, not the actual update rolling out into the actual game

>>556029723
well necromancy is better than the other three combat styles because it has significantly less bloat. less buttons, less to keep track of, less switches, so on. it's just all around less busy. which i know may sound bad or boring, but it really isn't. it's a prime example of KISS (keep it simple, stupid) in action. it's less busy (busy in a bad way). so these changes seem very promising. the only down side is, like i said, playing on revolution is going to be really bad now. gonna make afk'ing and lazy mob grinding (like slayer) suck so much more

>>556031183
correct, he's talking out of his ass.

>>556029723
You know how boring pre-EGW combat was compared to when you unlocked the t95s like magic+fsoa?
You would just throw basics to build adren then cast sun and 2x wm/asphyx in the duration and mindlessly dump the rest of your adren into a gstaff. That's what necromancy is but purple.

>>556035979
if necro works with revo why wouldn't the others

>>556040814
Necro doesn't really work well with revo because of finger.

>>556040883
works on my machine

I see new fashionscape meta is no cosmetics at all... kinda cringe desu
they should've just removed the shitty cosmetics and not added the toggle

starting my OSRS journey today.

making a main. only 1 character because i am not a "skid"

mohawk is cute

this only thing cute around here is me

It's not just one person. that schizo freak spammed /rsg/ until everyone left and now he's the only one here posting the same retarded anal rape thing for multiple years.

Everyone who used to post regularly hates it and wishes he would get permabanned. He singlehandedly killed the general. I and several others are still regularly playing RS and chatting about it on other platforms because this one has been ruined.

>>556063218
General is dead because game is dead. Hopefully it will get better. I'm already seeing some oldfags coming back to the game.
protip: blacklist the word "anus" if he annoys you that much.

>>556030210
The AFK timer is already 15 minutes. Is 4 actions per hour really too much to ask?

>>556035979
That sounds fine to me. I never played on revo for slayer because I was too poor to afford real AFK strats or the mobs i was fighting were high level.

>>555871212
That's still better than during most of last year.

>>556063218
Good. If it filters people like you maybe he did the right thing.

>>556064938
Correct. OSRS has been the main game since it released, and kids still can't seem to understand that.

>>555813219
rolling

>bonds are 115m
Holy shit, maybe I might come back after all. Are they still in free fall or have they stabilized?

>>556081828
Which entity in your head are you speaking to? Let me guess. The anal raping kind? Your favorite! Well fuck you, I hate you and assholes, you dirty, soon to be obsolete RS3 charity case. Enjoy your (You).
If you are interested in selling your penis for my fondue, I will be around. I will also let you sample some as well.

i miss when BDJposting was stuff like "hahaha! yes! yes! a BIG DADDY JAGEX MONSTER WHOPPER inside your ASS! guffaw! giggle! snicker!" instead of what it has been lately. now it's just genuinely angry and vitriolic instead of lighthearted shitposting :(

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I want dang to catch me like an impling and milk me dry for loot

>>556103194
I want her to milk me with her tits

How do I stop being a dirt poor main

>>556115165
Buy bonds.

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Runescapists FTW

>>556115165
unironically play like an ironman
stop buying shit from the GE and make it yourself
some of us are too dumb to manage money so we do better by ignoring it altogether

>>556115165
what the other guy said, hybrid iron - i seriously think the time of full blown ironmen is gladly now over

when i returned to rs3 on my main account after a 15 year hiatus, i wanted to explore all of the content on my own and by just grinding my own shit my wealth eval is now over 13B

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this npc looks like one of those nintendo characters
weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIM3_DXwSSM

>>556101447
I would like to think my anus was rather cute. At least it was. All tight and puckery. I would wash it every day until it sparkled. It was so clean I could eat my breakfast off it. Which I did a once but it hurt my back too much. I would go on long walks with my anus. Sometimes if I saw an old lady I would drop my pants and show her my anus. Most of the time they would say something like "Oh what an adorable little anus you've got there!" So I would smile. But one time this old bitch poked me with an umbrella. Right up the poo chute. Hit the bulls eye. It hurt.
But sadly those fun days are gone. Ever since I started playing Runescape and got fucked by Jagex. Now my anus is all distorted. Bent out of shape. Ugly misshapen and gross.. Smells bad as well. Have you ever kept a rotten fish in your pants during summer? Yeah, it smells a lot like that. Its become quite sullen too, hiding behind things. I found it one day under the fridge.
"C'mon little anus, come to poppa!"
But it wouldn't budge.
In the end I had to resort to fishing it out with a coat hanger. Even then it resisted every inch of the way. Honestly I am thinking of taking it to therapy. Or maybe AAA.( Abused Anuses Anonymous )

>>556099358
I couldn't agree more. At one time these threads were full of vibrant runescape discussion. Good honest and decent runescape players discussing their game. Nice snippy one liners about Runescape shit no one cares about. We had a good time reveling in our gross stupidity. We laffed at the runescape plebbitors and their TLDR paragraphs! As God intended.
But then that dreadful BDJ poster came along and just RUINED EVERYTHING! With his "Hahaha" and his "Yes! Yes! Guffaw!" nonsense!
Just terrible. Yes, yes, just terrible.
We hated the fact that he could post his anally obsessed comments but make them different each time. How could one poster create such a Universe populated with related comments of anal rampage such as WONDERLUBE™, Steve's Anal Retreads, silver forks, AAA, and worse of all, Dang worship? We knew we were up against a superior mind. How could our low intellects compete? We seethed with jealousy!
Oh! How we cried! We ran off and reported his transgressions! Like the good little Captain Assholes we are! But it was no good! He was back the next day. All a "Guffawing and Chortling" and using words well beyond the extent of our sad trailer trash education!
Oh the humanity!
Something must be done to banish the BDJ poster once and for all!
For that reason we have formed "The League of Extraordinary Assholes" Our mission: To be extraordinary assholes and ban anyone supporting the BDJ poster,
I think we are succeeding, Anyway God is on our side. And our assholes are stuffed full of Jagex cock. That's the main thing.

the blackpill is realizing ironman ruined both rs3 and osrs

ruined? yes.

imagine playing the entire game alone and not even being able to buy an item if you go dry. also, nobody ever gets this argument but irons hurt the economy. because they hoard all of the items in the game and never buy or sell.

>>556145303
This is great music

God damn chaos dwarves, I don't want 10 hand cannons I want my 2nd pickaxe

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>want soul split for "afk" combat shit (I still pay attention, I just don't have to click every tick)
>have to do a bunch of low effort busy work that I wasn't doing because it had no benefit (beyond now being needed to do other quests)

hot take a hard reset/fresh start worlds/wipe would unironically save this game overnight.

i know its controversial but the game is already DEAD. who cares if people return to their 1,000 hour account that made like no progress back in the day because we were all fucking stupid back then?

it's simple. keep a few legacy worlds for people who can't move on - and have an actual restart to save the game.

also remove ironman mode. ironman killed MMOs.

>>556167064
It takes like a month to max an account. Just do that instead of crying about people who had access to TH.

>>556167657
it does in fact take a month to max if u use bonds. correct. because mtx still exists.

bonds killed osrs and rs3.

also, i do NOT want to play current rs3. i am the guy who deleted my characters.

integrity is moving on from this husk of a game. until jagex acknowledges the game itself has no soul why even play?

for example, have you seen the new overall art direction and the new player model rework? to me it seems like they are going for some cheap mobile game aesthetic ie albion online. the new model for games is to pretend to be a fully fledged pc game but in reality it's just mobile game slop.

>>556167958
I have seen the new art direction and for the first time since runescape hd it looks like a direction.

When will Bill finally get that beer garden?

>>556168457
It's too early. Runescape questlines usually take a decade of irl time to complete.

>>556164109
>low effort busy work
Like doing some of the most important quests in the game?

MMOs are dead due to companies forgetting the game was actually supposed to evolve or heavily lean into what made them good in the first place.

Classic+ never happened for WoW so it died.

EoC happened to RS2 and now OSRS has effectively been ruined by Reddit.

All MMOs are destined to die because they are designed to. It's not about you. It's about sucking you dry of all your money. But in a way you don't realize it until everyone has left.

W-what is bro yapping about? The truth.

also ironman mode killed MMOs. unique snowflakes modes don't actually grow the game they kill it.

why? because those challenges can already be done on the regular account. making special modes for it killed the soul.

i know a lot of people don't get what i'm saying and that's fine but I think I'm correct.

>>556191676
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Ok NOW I'm done with quests for skilling gear. I finished guthix and elves only to find out I was missing dwarves. Now on to searching for lava geysers

>>556191676
>or heavily lean into what made them good
it is so sad to see osrs stray away from what made runescape good back in the day
raids are but one cancer that needs to be removed

>>556213278
Osrs is such a waste. I get wanting to keep the game "fresh" to keep people coming back. But making a game that's all about nostalgia bait, and then adding shit that was never in the game is lame.
I'm even fine with them adding features and trying out stuff like the leagues. But shit like sailing and the miscellaneous bosses and shit should have at least been added to rs3 before they added it to osrs, let alone being exclusive to the game that's supposed to be "remember when".

We are so back.