yeah, this is the thread

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

I didn't need your help you know

>>555518331
the thread where we occasionally talk about team fortress 2

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>>555518138
sex with yordles (in TF2)

>>555518605
next OP right here

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Did Zesty win yet?

>>555518605
badass

>>555518605
baby making sex with poppy

>>555518823
egg making sex with lilligant and maractus

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I like this OP
I do not like the lack of news about the MvM update.
Where is it?

>>555519829
It's 2 weeks from now

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>>555519981
Yeah, I don't buy it
gonna have to write a very strongly worded email to Eric about it

>>555520182
Anything for my ShupoGODs

>>555518780
>>555518836
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/97/Heavy_thanks02.wav

>>555518138
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10

>>555522934
it's literally a picture of gorge with the engineer...

Why did they even announce the MVM update like 6 months ago if they weren't gonna do it

>>555523080
Probably so the people making all those maps for the potato tf servers had time to touch up and submit their maps. They announced it far enough back to touch up maps, but with not enough time for people to make something from scratch

>>555523334
Most mission designers aren't also the map creator, so there's also a bit of a matter of how to sort that shit out, especially how some people have distanced themselves from TF2 and the internet (and in some cases they'd actually died to cancer or a car so you can't even contact them if you wanted to)

>>555519829
>>555520182
imagine having two wives who look like these girls
every day life would be the best

>>555524936
this is them after I have baby making sex with them

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>>555524936

>>555524936
whoaaaaaaaa

>>555524936
holy...

>>555523080
They were gonna release it, but they realized it would kill the game if one of the maps was buggy so they decided not to.

>>555527747
damn pulling out the banana was perfect

>>555518138
wow sister thanks for the OP!

>>555528031
>see videogames
>think of trannies

>>555528031
erm i saw her as a woman, you're the one mentioning that schizo

>>555527747
You love to see it

>>555528597
u said the word not me, ma'am

>>555529515
ebin

>>555528597
Don't respond to him, he's samefagging because no one responded to his steam group spam

>>555518138
vex plap
>>555518605
poppy plap
>>555518823
lilligant and maractus plap
>>555519829
>>555520182
shupo plap

>>555518138
She is just like you

intruder alert indian incel in the base

so are we just gonna talk about porn and nothing else

>>555535740
you could have posted something about tf2
and yet you posted this
curious

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>>555535740
fempyro game
fempyro general

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>>555535862
many are saying this

>>555535862
fempyro plap

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>>555535740
yes!

okay fuck this captcha im not posting here ever again

>>555536102
baby making sex with honey

>>555536127
see you next week

>>555536102
honey plap

>>555535862
how much longer until they add an official curvy fempyro cosmetic

>>555536517
it's coming with the MvM update, it'll be a new ultra rare golden pan reward to give her big boobs

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3 NIGAS
ON CART

>>555537198
you're late

>>555536127
grab some smokes while you're out

what is ur guys favorite hybrid knight loadout
i like iron bomber, tide turner, claudbmghgkhmör but i usually swap out iron bomb for loose cannon because my aim sucks so much that not even the loch n load can save me

Why is tf2 not popular on twitch? Not a fun game to watch? Biggest streamer i know that stream tf2 regularly is b4nny, and he only get 200-300 viewers on average.

>>555538087
TF2 is a rare case where people would rather play it themselves than watch it. There's more people in-game than who would watch it on twitch

>>555537839
yeah that's pretty much it, cannon + turner + claid
either that or I rock stock/iron + splendid + caber
>>555538087
tf2's time as a streamable game has long since passed, it's simply not popular enough in its niche anymore ever since the market was flooded with second-rate hero shooters, from overwatch to marvel rivals - the genre is just too saturated and the game is too old and buggy and abandoned. the time to get in on it was ironically before streaming was a thing and people'd upload edited, bite-sized (15-30 min) gameplay commentaries of it

Anyone have a good c-tap AHK script? I'm not trying to giving myself carpal tunnel trying to do this shit

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>>555540721
Just learn the muscle memory, ctap scripts are unreliable because they depend on sever tickrate and your own ping, which can vary

>>555541126
If it varies that much that a script can't do it reliably, then it sounds like it's not worth the effort to learn to do it by feel, since that too will be unreliable

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU

>>555541927
>>555542068
Spindel can you blogpost pls, we would all rather hear about you instead of the brown grocery store bagger who usually blogposts.

>>555540721
here's the one tick ctap script. Right click does an instant ctap. Just fire a rocket right before and you can get consistent max height ctaps regardless of server/ping
alias "+ctap" "+duck 1; -duck 1; +jump 1; spec_prev"
alias "-ctap" "-jump 1"
bind "mouse2" "+ctap"

but be warned if you're playing rgl/etf2l, it's banned. but so would be a AHK script. This would be the best you can do but it's kinda ass
alias +ctap_attack "+attack; spec_next"
alias -ctap_attack -attack
alias +ctap_rj "-duck; +jump; +ctap_attack"
alias -ctap_rj "-jump; -ctap_attack; bind mouse1 +ctap_attack"
alias +ctap "+duck; bind mouse1 +ctap_rj; spec_prev"
alias -ctap -duck
bind mouse2 +ctap
bind mouse1 +ctap_attack

It's not as bad as the other anon says they are, because every single competitive official ever is played in chicago so you get consistent results regardless, which is the only reason I use a ctap script. If you want max height every time and you play in rgl then yeah you gotta learn ctapping yourself

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>>555518138
blessed vex thread
https://files.catbox.moe/yobjls.mp4

>>555542359
I don't have any interest in trying to force TF2 into being an esports scene, but thanks

>>555544085
i was expecting porn ngl

>>555544085
>>555544720
same, kinda disappointing

the unspoken reality of TF2 is that it requires you to be able to join and leave freely because if you were forced to play games where your team has 3+ Spies and Snipers and games where their team has Medics and yours doesn't, the game would be unplayable.

>>555546716
If I was a weenie like you, I'd never have become the guy that stomps so hard one side leaves gets auto balanced and then does the same to my former team mates. Though I admit having to carry all the time is a fucking pain when I wanna chill.

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>>555544635
I've said this before but you don't need to care about esports to like 6s
I just like hanging out with people and talking to them. the frags are nice too

>>555546716
that's a pretty spoken reality, actually

>>555546716
an actual truthnuke

>>555546716
it's almost like not being able to freely join games because ad-hoc joining was removed and you're now stuck being stuck at the mercy of the MM queue fucking sucks

Small versions of the "I do not care" Heavy look like he's happy or smiling

>>555546716
>unplayable
read that as unplappable

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good night /tf2g/

>>555551120
your brain on tf2g:

>>555551174
ghost plap

Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.

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>>555555538
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>555555956
this but also shupos and yordles

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2QpeBJG8KM
What exactly is this guy's beef with Zesty? That he doesn't call for protests outside of Valve HQ?

>>555558314
Trolls see zesty as an easy target because he's already a pariah for not liking trannies and posting a cunny gif one time

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>>555558314
It's because he's a coward that won't go all the way. He'll talk a big game, but won't put any of his ideas into action. He vastly underestimates how much pull he could have if he started his own movement. He's going to get shit no matter what, so might as well try and get a movement going.

>>555542156
unironically seconding this, it would be nice if we had an actual oldfag behind a trip and not the fat beaner attentionwhore

>>555563697
Yeah. That Viva guy is so wack. How dare he be a normie with a career and a girlfriend amongst us unemployed, degenerates porn addicts. Plap plap fempyro, amirite guys?

My favorite class is the Medic. I might play some more tonight since it's been a week since I last played the game

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>blackbox+panic attack starting to get kinda stale
>switch to blackbox+buff banner
>whole new game

There's just nothing else like it. Good god I really adore this game.

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>instantly checks the thread to blogpost
kek

>>555537839
I'm a gambling man so I love me some loose cannon+turner+skullcutter.

>>555538087
Basically what that other guy said. People who give a shit about tf2 are gonna just gonna get the itch to play themselves and no one else gives a shit at all. The odd thing is I think it's actually really fun to watch. The game has a certain sauce to it that just makes entertaining shit happen through regular gameplay. Yet I'd never go out of my way to watch a stream. Love me a good clip comp now and then though.
>>555546716
man this has always been one of the game's strengths. Any game where you can be held hostage by one's own team should never have existed.

>>555561581
he def could but point Zesty has tried to make is that anything hes involved with would have immediate pushback because hes involved in it, if Uncle Dane said tommorow we should push for quickplay their would be an almost uniamous support and agreement

>>555561581
why are these retards so obsessed with zesty

>>555565876
I wouldn't say that was instantly because I woke up at 4:30. Said good morning to my girlfriend, showered, had breakfast, got to the subway station, and when I sat down on the train, that's when I opened 4chan up, a whole hour and 40 minutes later

About the same amount of time that it takes to find a balanced Casual match that isn't infested with shitters and bottom scorers. With actual good potential Kritzkrieg targets instead of the usual rigamarole of Soldier players that within receiving a Kritz pop, pencil jump up in the air to instantly miss their following three shots

>>555568815
Just put the frozen pizza in the bag.

>>555535740
You thought i was joking when i said this is trans fortress 2 general huh

>>555555956
fempyro plap

Anti-sniper trannies are the worst part of tf2

>>555573997
nigga sniper is the most troon class in the game what are you on about

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>>555573997
>>555574243
>no you're the tranny!

>>555574360
true the real trannies are the fempyro sisters here

When are we getting quickplay back huh huh when? Fucking when??

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>>555574583
2 more weeks

>>555574243
Sniper isn’t played in competitive.

>brat.png
Your information is dubious

>>555574583
Sorry bro but Fish DEMOLISHED any chance of getting quickplay back with pure FACTS and LOGIC

>>555573997
They mostly just impotently rage from the bottom of the scoreboard and get (disconnected by system)'d. What is the problem here?

Minecraft maps in source games is an aesthetic I like.

>>555558314
I was just about to post about this autist
To me it just seems like he is intentionally asking for the unreasonable in order to be contrarian
>>555566198
Sounds familiar

>>555574698
shupo plap

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https://x.com/WorkshopPainter/status/2015543386376138770

Workshop flood inbound with mediocre slop with maybe two peaks that wont be added due to how they will be made.

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>>555577498
>Americana
Say it with me now!
TONES
THEMES
AND STYLIZATION

>>555577498
No Thanks/Not Interested

>>555577498
buy an ad

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>>555577498
New tf2ber just dropped and he's already the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB63MpNy4IE

>>555582335
buy an ad

>>555582394
this this this

I will impregnate fempyro

>>555582394
B-but it's just Soldier :(

>>555582394
was going to say this, stop shilling your shitty youtube channel

(Voice) Soldier: If I have to buy some ads, I will

(Voice) Medic: Eins, Zwei, Drei...I do not think we bought enough ads...

>>555568815
Did you take a minecart to work dwarf?

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You were good son, real good; maybe even the best.

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Good morning

>>555585540
teri plap

>>555583308
You didn't bother to read the whole post where I state that I went to the subway station? And then proceeded to sit on a train

Please seek a prescription for your bad vision

>>555582335
I'd dislike it, but it's opening on Firefox instead of my ReVanced YouTube app. I'll figure it out eventually

>>555589248
>firefox
the floyd schizo?

>>555590098
Huh? No, the web browser

>>555585719
Said no one ever
>>555589248
bagboy plap

>>555583336
Mechawreck plap. Nursey plap.

Where are the good Heavy mains that play Team Fortress 2 in the evenings?

>>555591567
Only my girlfriend gets to be s*xual with me

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>>555518138
Sisters, why is reddit chudding out at the Team Fortress 2 emporium?

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>>555595659
It's ok to harass a single person THO

>>555589248
Okay dwarf.

>>555595659
Why don't we make a tf2 that removes all the emporium slop from the game

>>555597269
Honest to god if they released an update that did that, the game would go from a 9 to a 10 over night rn

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

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Jesus was FSOAS' video that bad? Are even normalfags tired of casual now?
I haven't watched it yet btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWIPUOe6Ugo
Zesty about to DESTROY Fish with FACTS and LOGIC!!!

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>>555603351
Why do people care about this guy so much?

>>555603351
It's evident why scholars care about this genius so much.

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>>555595659
Why does everyone hate the TF2 emporium now?

>>555605916
Hurrf blurrf muh artstyle muh silhouettes

>>555603351
>see "Casual isn't great, let's fix it" in my recommendations
>don't watch it because I assume it's in good faith
>check it now, realize it's meant as a middle finger to bring back quickplayers
these fucking idiots man

is zesty really gonna pause and rant every 10 seconds of video? it's a 1 hour video

fish cited a Reddit post for why quickplay is actually terrible or something to that effect.
he also seethes at his mom for existing and being understandably upset about his maid costume cosplay.
What a faggot.

>>555606871
that's all his reaction streams

>>555607001
>he also seethes at his mom for existing and being understandably upset about his maid costume cosplay.
QRD?

>>555607001
wearing a maid costume is nowhere near as bad as being another valve bootlicker

>>555607001
>fish cited a Reddit post for why quickplay is actually terrible or something to that effect
tbf it only got attention because it was written by mastercoms aka the guy behind mastercomfig

>>555607187
Isn’t the ex-maid cosplayer the bigger valve bootlicker by defending casual and shitting on quickplay

>>555607413
that's exactly what I mean, bootlickers accept getting fucked by valve and actively want to prolong our suffering with casual

>>555582559
not if I impregnate her first

>>555607171
He regularly screams at his mom while streaming calling her a cunt, even when in a call with other people
GhostyGump has a bunch of compilations of him raging

>>555607625
Lmao he lives with his mom and he’s in his 30s? Yet he has the nerve to call her a cunt when she says the pizza rolls are done? At least ‘sty owns his own home and has a real job.

>>555608040
I wish Zesty would hire me as his live-in maid... he's so rich and dreamy

>>555608040
he's in his 30s? I thought he was a 2002 zoomer o algo because most tf2ooobers are zoomers

>>555608040
Zesty actually lives with his parents too.
But he actually respects and treats his parents well.
FSoaS has said that apparently his mom is an alcoholic and "toxic", and that she basically leeches off him, and that's why he gets mad at her. Which should be taken with a huge grain of salt, there are always 2 sides to every story. But even if that's true, there's b better ways to go about it than screaming at her on stream. You don't scream at your mom like that. Never.

>>555608578
He looks like he’s in his 30s. Posted a selfie on /tf2g/ a few years ago and he looked grim even then.
Playing tf2 for a “living” seems to have killed his soul.

>>555608040
>At least ‘sty owns his own home and has a real job.
you don't even know the guy you worship

>>555608764
>Playing tf2 for a “living” seems to have killed his soul.
I think he does a bit more than that actually, being the victim of multiple harrassment campaigns and the enemy of a literal mafia etc.

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>>555608040
Don't worry, I live with me mum at 24 too.

me mum's kick'd the bucket, she has

>>555609612
she's a proper chav innit m8

>>555609157
we know, you're a loser, you don't have to keep saying it

If his mom is a boomer then he has every right to treat her like trash given that she destroyed his country.

>>555613124
How so?

>>555613124
his mom is an immigrant?

>>555613738
What's wrong with immigrants?

>>555614612
if real life was a quickplay server immigrants would be the bots afk in character select

>>555613578
>>555613738
They basically sold their countries and the future of the incoming generations just so that they themselves could live comfortably. Protested to normalize and promote alphabet people. Promoted third world immigration (they do the jobs nobody wants to / they'll pay our pensions). They broke the housing market, and so on and so on.
The boomer lives by the "fuck you entitled brats" philosophy, when they themselves lived in the best time to be a young adult in the history of mankind (a world built by their grandparents who actually gave a fuck about leaving a decent world to the following gens).
Only generation in history who didn't have the instinctual wish to see their grandkids do better. As a matter of fact many resent it when they see them do better (which is extremely rare to see happening).
By the way, this was a worldwide phenomenon in first world countries. Hell, I researched and it even happened in third world countries that used to be decent like Spain and Argentina.

Snaildier lost.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWIPUOe6Ugo
>FishStickOnAStick didn't even watch Zesty's video but decided to criticize it anyways because "he already knows all the arguments"
Why does anyone watch a dumbass like fish?

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>>555617553
You're still talking about it so no he didn't lol

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will this make me frag better?

>>555617690
anime cheerleader plap
>>555617701
Snaildier plap

>>555618190
do not the snaildier

>>555618043
buy a shupo one for optimal fragging performance

>>555618237
Go ahead, call your Medic. He cannot unplap you.

>>555618043
only if she's your wife

>>555618043
No it will turn you trans.

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>>555618356

>>555618513
only if it’s the rare demofloyd edition

>>555618774
kek, true

>>555618774
lol that's true

Would Spy eat Snaildier

>>555618774
>>555618840
>>555618980
Samefags

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>>555619096
buttmad

>>555619096
yea its so obvious

>>555618774
LMAO

>>555618438
You can't marry a cartoon silly.

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LMFAO

>>555620040
I don’t get it

>>555620267
Zesty's pulling 6 times the viewers as Shou "You Can't Stop the Bots" nic

>>555620361
Ok. And?

>>555620267
Not every post is for you

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>>555620040
Watching livestreams is treadmill work

>>555620040
shounic fell off when he stopped making interesting content and resorted to 100 player experiment slop

>>555621128
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/18/Sniper_JarateToss01.wav

>>555620361
i mean he was kinda half right because now idle bots are shitting up the matchmaker

>>555621128
sex

>>555621253
>100 player experiment slop
what if i CHANGED something about tf2 but the results were NOT APPLICABLE to regular tf2 because i ran it on FUCKING 50v50 for some reason?????

>>555621609
Erm, how else am I supposed to promote my server I pay 200$/month for?

>>555620040
Shounic is entirely irrelevant. If he didn't have a 50v50 server nobody would care about him

>>555621609
Which videos does he do that in
I thought he went into 50v50 because at some point he got btfo in stock TF2

>>555621473
His video was about cheater bots and he lost hard simply by Valve hiring jannies

>>555611430
You live with ur mum too

>>555617701
this but demofloyd, bro won and broke the schizo here for multiple years; it wasn't until recently where he stopped talking about him

>>555622228
no I don't, stop projecting lol

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>>555622441
>this defensive
no one believes you.

[TF2] Who is the ORIGINAL pablo.gonzales? (1:08:18)

>>555622590
you projected it on me and all I said was no lmao, you're trying too hard

>>555622906
nice babble, say hello to mom for me

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>>555622594
>tens of fat Central and South American kids all proclaiming they're pablo.gonzales like Spartacus

>>555621807
cope, shounic has 111M views, while zesty's channels have a combined amount of 26M

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>>555625205
That's not a good sign Anon, that means he doesn't have many real fans despite appearances

>muh ster
Didn't zesty hate Star?

>schizos from 4chan
ZESTY REMEMBERS US!!!

>'esty mentioned the 'g/

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>surely namedropping 4chan will not have negative repercussions

>2021
>"those discord french trannies!"

>2026
>"those heckin 4chan schizos!"

Everything I like goes woke...

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>THEY DISRESPECTED PINELINE

https://steamdb.info/app/440/history/
Uhh...trailerbros???

Eric Andre show

fundamentally flawed

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Zesty is actually very mature, FishStickOnAStick constantly attacks Zesty's personal life but Zesty won't do the same in retaliation.

>FishStickOnAStick constantly attacks Zesty's personal life
Okay, name some examples then.

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I think pressure should be taken off the main map rotation. It's far too large of a map to work properly in ctf. Defense is impossible and the underwater tunnels, while cool in concept are way too expansive and easy to traverse in.

>>555630752
I think I should have ultra beast making sex with pheromosa

>>555630752
pheromosa paizuri
yeah, that map fucking sucks, I agree

>>555630752
pheromosa does not have all that

>>555631414
she does once you max out her beauty stat

>>555631414
she does after I'm done plapping her

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>>555628703
I can't find the old videos but FishStickOnAStick has made personal attacks about Zesty's appearance and hobbies (i.e: Bionicles)

>>555632750
oh no, she has crabs

gonta

>>555632750
Bionicle is fucking lit though.

>>555603351
>4.5 fucking hours
timestamps of when he starts and finishes? i aint watching all that shit

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>>555634760
You don't need to watch any of it, Zesty completely dunked on Fish

>>555628543
hag babymakinG PLAPS

>>555632750
>>555635258
i wish i had a cute anime gf

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>>555617690
i genuinely dont know why anyone takes this guy seriously. actual blotch on the community and makes us look worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSO_tCYQ2bI

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>>555628543
If a ecchi poster says it happened it must be true

>>555635951
tbf even if i disagree with him and generally dislike him, he /is/ getting the short end of the stick in these clips, and it is likely he's getting streamsniped / being targeted by cheaters

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>>555636367
fair enough but he should be mature enough to realize that and cut off stream. there are clips when he's with people screaming and raging. its not in a funny haha way its everyone in the call goes quiet and asks if hes okay

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A femscout wearing earbuds joined my dustbowl game and sucked me off on last

Enforcer should do an additional +25% damage to disguised spies.

>>555636842
Does the piercing effect work on dead ringer damage

>>555636639
baby making sex with rikka

>>555636971
Yes. It doing even more damage to disguised spies would make it the strongest anti-kunai+DR weapon in the game.

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>>555637281
buy an ad, pornposter
I'm not watching the bagboy

>>555637281
I'd say buy an ad, but unironically viva owns the schizo poster here so you get a free pass.

>>555637281
talk about something else nigger, I'm not interested in the fat beaner

>>555637281
Genuinely is most of your time here gushing about e-celebs

>>555636524
you're absolutely right ofc
also how do i make that hat work? i like it, but it doesnt really fit on anyone

>>555638019
le ebin contrarianism

>>555636842
>>555637229
doesn't need to, it already 1-shots kunai spys

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>>555637357
>>555638026
Viva is the DSP of /tf2g/, you don't watch him out of respect

>>555638563
>Viva is the DSP of /tf2g/, you don't watch him
Correct - I don't go out of my way to give attention whores more attention.

>>555638563
>dude watch this guy BECAUSE he's bad and cringe
that's an even bigger no

>>555618043
I recommend framing that picture instead and putting it somewhere on your desk. Eventually that print will rub off from repeated use, as the detritus from human skin is mildly corrosive over time

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>>555638164
it really only work with more wizard-y looks sucks that this unusual effect is broken

>>555638097
Viva isn't even a celeb.

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>>555636367
>accidentally kills himself with his own rocket splash
"I wasn't going to let you get that diamond back kill fuck you"

there's no graceful way to play that one off

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>>555638792
He's one of the best posters here.

>>555640754
okay if you like him so much you should get a job like he has

>>555640803
I have a job and a house, and i think viva's great too; what now piggy

>>555634760
https://youtu.be/2-Qn6dr8Y2E
All you need to see

>>555640867
>too
that wasn't directed at you so it's irrelevant

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>>555638563
>comparing DSP to viva
nigga, DSP was at least a proper lolcow at some point, he had some genuine funny moments
viva is just a faggot

>>555640614
yeah he do be playing with 10% brain capacity in a bunch of those clips. like the one where he has the bbox on badwater, and walks straight into a pyro's reflect, and instead of walking back to spawn to heal up since it's literally 2 feet away, he keeps walking straight into the enemy frontline, gets killed by a scout for being way out of position, then ragequits

>>555640920
I appreciate that this includes the fact that you could still be put on the losing team at the very end of a round in quickplay but you could immediately mitigate it if you so choose.

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>>555641512
>being able to choose your team
>being able to SWITCH your team if there's room
>being able to spectate, which has a variety of uses, all healthy and good for the game:
-ability to manually prompt autobalance to work if the teams are imbalanced
-literally anyone in the game can check and see if someone's aimbotting on either their team or more importantly the OPPOSING team
-allows you to explore the map in noclip so you can quickly learn the layout and THEN jump in, instead of needing to get stomped four times while exploring like an NPC, or DL the map and load it up solo (which won't even give you a general idea of paths players take or spots they set up in), and find neat easter eggs
-allows you to set up cool camera shots to record
-allows you to clear dominations if you get too tilted (seriously, lots of people could benefit from this; looking at you Fish)
-AND SO MUCH MORE!

It really cannot be put into words how much removing such a basic set of features ruined the overall gameplay experience and contributed to the enshittification of tf2

>>555577498
>australium in the prize pool
Welp. Time to dust off photoshop.

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>>555617690
genuine slaughterhouse in the comments, its goddamn beautiful

>>555643602
It's insane how obvious this all is but Zesty said tranny on twitter a few years ago and now it's a stupid back and forth.

>>555643602
>>555643886
I forgot I had one more thought. I think it is also insane that when you boil down the two sides they amount to

a. bring back quickplay exactly as is
b. Add every quickplay feature to casual until it is quickplay but slightly worse because there's no way valve will actually revert meet your match.

I don't think anyone is even pro casual in any sense or thinks it adds a damn thing to the game.

>>555643886
he also made a racially insensitive joke

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>>555518138
Sakura edit

>>555645817
good work

>>555645817
cute butt

>>555645817
good job on the 'treads

>>555645817
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2

>>555645817
Based

>>555644930
>he also made a racially insensitive joke
oh cry me a fucking river

>>555649227
HOLY SHIT

953
buy an ad furtroon

>>555649379
bro doesnt know

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the pyromaniac class from team fortress 2

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>>555650874

>>555650874
would

>>555650874
>no mask
trash

>>555651626
sorry but im not some WEIRDO FETISHIST like you

https://youtu.be/GWROaaWBz38?si=q0dkuPUorVfp-VmO&t=425

>I used to be a regular on tf2g
lol

see how the furtroon recoils

>>555651817
>doesn't enjoy faceless/masked females
pleb

>>555651817
it would make it better than dealing with the furry head desu

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>>555651820
adds up. his fans would turn on him so quick if they knew.

>>555651817
imagine being a furry and saying this

>>555651820
explains why he's such a dismissive midwit faggot

>>555651820
>slowpoke.jpg
He literally did an AMA here not so long ago.

>>555652341
this

>>555652309
this

>>555652309
(that's the joke, lad)

>>555652309
slavic too

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>>555653963
(raucous laughter)

>>555651817
the last 3 years says otherwise

What should I be looking at if I believe I should be carrying pubs as demo but I'm not succeeding? I want to blame myself more but I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

>>555655982
if you right click you can make the pointy circles blow up and do a lot of damage

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He's so perfect bros

why don't more sniper tryhards use the baseball bill's sports shine or whatever hat it is for sniper that takes away his hat to minimize their silhouette, and wear cosmetics painted brown or grey to camouflage themselves like those fuckass pyros wearing the clown pants that make you look like you're on the other team?

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Killstreak effects can work as a sort of optical countermeasure for your head but that's kind of cringe and many consider it cheating.

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>>555661575
you're probably better off covering as much skin as possible rather than trying to strictly minimize the size of your player model
the optimal hat + paint combo is debatable, though

>>555661956
i have literally never heard of that as "cheating"

the closest thing i can think of similar to that is that there was that one unusual effect that got fixed in the past year or two that didnt scale properly at a distance, so when you scoped in on someone wearing it, their entire head was obscured by a technicolor light show
>>555662119
maybe

there's that thing where if you're crouched and peeking around a corner that obscures the right side of your body and exposes your left (or maybe it's the other way around?), you can headshot other people without exposing your head, but that's kinda pixel-perfect. i was thinking along those lines, cuz minimizing your head's outline in that situation seems like it'd be beneficial

>>555662761
>minimizing your head's outline in that situation seems like it'd be beneficial
perhaps, but how much would that help when they can already see your arm and leg?

>>555661956
Anything that could give you a disadvantage can be labeled as cheating. Are you against a platinum sniper who headshot everyone? He's cheating now no matter how legit he was. A platinum spy? Cheating. A highlander demoman who play scottish resistance with one hand tied behind his back? Cheating. A platinum heavy? Trap question. Those don't exist.

>>555663187
ego snipers quite literally dont know those are targets and are obsessed with headshots since thats what they trained for in oshu or whatever that asian-coded rhythm game is where you click on arching circles set to anime music. they also cant quickscope your arms and legs for 150 dmg. ive had many snipers like that get mad at me and call me a noob for bodyshotting them

Please try to make your replies on-topic and not weak bait.