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>>555879041
>0/100

I can't believe the shitposter actually killed one of our guilds...

Xiaoxian status??

I'll never forget you as long as I live, Sage Satoru.

>>555879190
Okay, but when you say the shitposter. Who do you mean by that? There were a lot of anons doing that.

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>>555879205
shes fine
im comforting her pussy right now

sage spy here, better not let me catch a single one of you HC faggots saying nigger or tranny, I'm reporting every single one of you

>>555879318
The biggest lie in history.

Took you guys long enough

Uh oh, Liu meltie

>>555879317
Me
t. blimbo

lol good one bwo

>>555879509
Based, king.

We're all cool with Liu now btw
t. HC member

>>555879568
I'm not.
t. HC member

Why are we getting shitposted lmao
Literally

>liu starts shitting up the place after being unable to handle bantz

>>555879695
some disgruntled russian

>>555879695
Ignore it, report it, hide it

Classic meltie.

uh oh, clique melty.

thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

is it normal in halftime that I cant tell if my attacks are connecting to the enemy?

>>555880065
more or less yeah.

>>555880136
weird decision from the devs lol but i guess its alright.

isn't tomorrow the last day for prereg matches

Have you guys saw the recent pvp update in CN? It seems like you now have to have at least one weapon that has a yellow skill because 90% of the combos are not true anymore.

It's unironically a poke battle where Nameless reigns supreme again.

esdelta is cute as heck awoooga I cant believe we were missing out on such a jade beauty

esdelta should lead btw

my gf vehs should lead

>>555880860
eyes off my gf stupid hc cuck

>>555880859
I think I'd rather keep doing poke battles than have stratniggers delete my entire bar in one combo

HC is now Heavenly Sage with the space. May they reign for about 2 months (until the next content update)

>>555881590
*vomits*

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He won.

sexual intercourse with faraday

How long will HS last before falseflagging and shitposting in order to absorb NFA?

yeah fuck you liu kys

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>merge happens
>troonchasing accelerates

I will lead

>>555882276
you're old had, blimbo. nobody cares about you anymore

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GLORY and HONOR to my fellow tree carriers

shitposting aside
xiaoxian should lead and liu should be kicked

>>555882479
Rare Lowein post again, we are blessed

I think phosphor should get kicked unless he can show his code.

post wandering tales right now to prove you are truly contentless

>>555882886
literally this

EoS of Creation

I think, therefore I am

>>555882927
they never can

>>555882927
I did it and it's not content

>>555882927
Nyo....

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>>555882886
unlike liu phosphor is based

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normal guilds don't have this much drama
and if they do its over actual women, not troons

>>555883307
If phosphor was really based he'd release the code.

>>555883456
this literally

>>555883432
we have really sexy troons ok

>>555883527
such as...?

What code are we shitposting about now?

>>555883608
faraday

>>555883432
It's one-man spam from someone not even in the guild

>>555882886
I think Phosphor and Liu are as bad as each other.

having a mandatory discord to join would unironically reduce drama and shitposting

>>555883680
hmmm nyo we all know how gay the guilds are

>>555883680
based

>>555883724
I don't care about liu I care about phosphor's code quality.

>>555883753
That’s it reverse the merge

fatty liu……

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what makes people continue with this

if evens liu gets kicked today
if odds liu gets kicked next week

>>555883783
me too but hes scared

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>>555883783
So when is this bruteforcing gonna yield results hackerman?

>>555884067
guild weekly i guess

>>555884126
He thinks he can hide his timezone. Sorry bro, triangulated your position from that screenshot.

>>555876591
not only is it dead it's an outright scam
>push peace of shit early access out on steam so they don't have to give refunds

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THE MERGING IS COMPLETE

>>555884430
POWER OVERWHELMING

>>555884126
your detector is broken you're replying to a wrong person

>>555884430
Liu-phos... AUTISM OVERWHELMING

Liu won, Phosphor won, Sage won, HC won, schizoid? Losted

>>555884519
that would be a dark archon

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https://x.com/WhereWindsMeet_/status/2017833980112896410
Bros

>>555884589
march 3 2026 for hexi confirmed

>>555884589
june 3rd bros

>>555884589
yeah hexi in march. Look at that, roll 2026 scene 03 shot 06. were fucking cooked.

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Xiaoxian..
Lost...

I have to wait...a month? This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I'm going to melty and then quit forever.

>>555884781
I literally don't think anyone in Sage wanted XX to lead, not even him
Wuji handles all the day to day

>>555884883
this but unironicironcially

>>555882479
based

Ashes lost what is the jeet going to shill now?

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Hey y’all, Phosphor here. Merge went great. Like a git merge, but you wouldn’t get it.

>>555884938
yeah xhe's a shit leader
>t. knower

>>555883753
I don't think it would
People would just shitpost in the thread and be chill in the sect gathering chat, exactly like what happens now

This guild culture really ain’t doing it for me bros…

>>555885162
explain

>>555885162
HC guild culture is worshipping the clique namielle and danyu

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>>555885473
is it a clique if its only 2 people?

CHARCUTERIE LOG BACK IN WE"RE DOIN FORTNITE

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>>555884883
>anons have to wait a month
>I don't
It'll come in due time, bros

Samefagging won't save you today schizo

>>555885587
when do we unlock the barrel throw

>>555885716
I got it when I went to Mohist Hill

Can everyone stop shitting on Liu, we all got opinions, he just voices them. He's not even rude.

>>555885916
It's just a shitposter so it's pretty safe to ignore. No reason to give it attention or engage with it.

good night beos

gn

>>555885587
Is that a general upgrade for heavenly snatch or does it only work in the mohtist area?

>>555886394
So far, I think it only works in Mohist Hill. There's a lot of uses for it. I haven't been to the other areas so idk

i worship le thread "celebs" xD
reddit is my favorite website

>>555885587
I can't even imagine trying to navigate their shitty ui with everything in pingpong runes

>>555886502
the narwhal bacons at midnight x3

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brother calm is here

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>got assigned as healer for jungler group
I don't like GvG anymore

>>555886649
just run nameless main and fan on backup. Its what I do then you drop heals near the edge of moshpit and youre good.

>>555886649
Don’t worry sis more than 30 people will try and join and you won’t even get in

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>>555886564
nice to meet you brother! now lets get back to worshipping the secret clique

>>555886649
just use fan on 2nd weapon
your 2nd weapon is mostly useless

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>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Read the thread
>Anons shitposting about merge like usual
>Suddenly merge happened
>Xiao quit
???????

>merge happened so shitposters have to force a new agenda
whats new

>>555887335
behold the power of heavenly clover.

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>>555887335
did Xiaoxian really quit?

Atleast now we know which guild the shitposter is in, i suppose

blimbo quit too :(

>>555887517
HS

>>555886649
*goes as healbrella and strategic sword*
hello brothers i am your healer nyow

You must praise Vishnu if you plan on joining HS

>>555887842
strat sucks in gvg use nameless.

>>555887476
yep
cucked of her guild
no one wants her to lead
spent a thousand bucks on the game for nothing..

>>555887431
>hc
>wake up
>checks time
lol.

>>555887918
that was the joke saar.....

What does a Sage and HC merger mean for NFA?

>>555887476
No. Elder sister is just waiting for new content to drop. Also she does not like GvG so she will most likely not be joining for that.

>>555888319
NFA will become increasingly irrelevant over time. As they lose players to content drought the remaining will start migrating to HS
Atleast thats what the shadow council believes

>>555888319
It means NFA must face down and raise their hips in submission to the new fused Heavenly Sage

>>555888319
who cares what those erping troons do?

>>555888319
They'll get the EUs that can't fit into NA. Before now NFA was the actual biggest winner because they could field 30 + had the EU timezone niche. It'll continue. A merge of NA isn't going to mean literally anything for NFA

>>555888464
you weren't supposed to mention the council....

>>555888715
it doesnt want rational answers, its looking for the next shit to post

NFA won

>>555889195
NamielleFA lost the moment she couldn't stop the merger, the question is how did the whipped Danyu let it happen without anointing Xiaoxian as their leader

>>555889315
Do you just wake up and decide its time, or do you take something first?

>>555888957
That's a very chinese looking cat

>>555889401
Psychosis doesn't work like that

comfy dueling with the sage bros in the land of Wukong

>>555887918
It does small scale perfectly fine and the ult is unironically really good in the moshpit as long as you use it with a Mo Dao ult
It's actually really good for flex roles

>>555889010
I will not be silencio

>>555880859
Literally just fill out the surveys and say you don't like that. For all the shit I give these gook devs, they did react to a fair bit of global feedback, which is more than I can say for a LOT of devs.

>>555882479
Was this the one where you guys won by like 2 metres?
Insanely based

>>555884430
>The new archons are literally a big naked protoss with light pouring out of his asshole instead of a fiery nucleus of raw psychic energy with the vaguest figure of a protoss body in place, likely due to the templar's combined memories of their original forms
Why can't nublizzard just kill everyone they have in all their art departments instead of subjecting us to their schwarbage?

it was the euros the whole time shitting up the thread surprise surprise

>>555890268
Namielle?

is alt+c not working for anyone else?
it just keeps going into crouch now

>>555890363
just u bwo

>>555890363
It was always randomly breaking for me, ctrl clicking on it makes it work again.

>>555890321
zog

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Shhhh, the wise ones are talking

>>555890694
That's a big rat

>>555890694
weird dog

>>555890474
i have to alt+ctrl+click it manually now its kinda fucked

>>555890826
>>555890363
When it stops working I know you can fix it by reloading the area. I think it happens when you use an item or something with the menu open. I know putting on the tiger suit with the menu open bricks it

>>555890739
4u

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holy fuck why are the chinks collecting so much poop?
theres almost as much wwmg

Shitposter lost immeasurably today. izzat bankrupted

I'm addicted to wandering tales

>>555891029
thanks bwo it worked

>>555891753
This cultured anon recognizes good content when he sees it.

>>555892113
gonna start doing the rest of my encounters next

>ashes of "content" unironically eos'd before winds did
we...won?

I'm tired of gvg...

>>555891753
My only issue is that all the good ones seem to be in Qinghe
Kaifeng is like
>go here
>talk to dude
>bro wandering tale complete lmao

>>555893070
They went pretty hard on some of them like Murong's
I'm tired of Murong favoritism

>>555893052
*earthshaking voice booms from down the corridor*
don't worry
*takes step through door, footstep quakes the ground as he walks through
I'll take your place, brother

im joining back sage
you guys suck

im sucking guys sage
you join back

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>The climb from Legend 3 to Mythic is as big as Legend 1 to Legend 3

Bros I'm getting tired and the fights are hard

*minimum rezzes you*

>>555893985
push sister
push!!!!

>>555893985
>the fights are hard
If you think Legend is hard this late into the season you will job to 100 immediately after reaching mythic

>>555894084
I don’t care about anything beyond I just want my neato badge.

>>555893047
QRD?

>>555894441
dev company shut down the studio and fired everyone

>>555894084
He can feed off below 500 shitters
except he can't, have fun only getting matched with 1500+

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>>555890127
down by 10 but made up for it through sheer force of will and running it down mid autism

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please some architectfags jump ship to nfa, our base fucking suck nobody is autistic enough to build shit

>>555895684
Nobody took my suggestion to build an "arbeit macht frei" sign over the gates seriously

>>555895513
That's a close game

>>555895513
damn that was very close game

>>555895513
my wife vehs does gvg as well as she does me..

>>555895513
You can give updoots on the gvg victory screen?

>>555896141
You can give updoots on the statistics screen too

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>>555895513
>>555895880
>>555895896
after consulting the imperial texts, we were actually only down 9 players the majority of the game. got a bit worried at the end

>>555896206
>22 after the merge
Dead guilds
Dead game

>>555888319
you're now the second best 4chan guild
>>555886649
jung needs a healer? lol. khitans op
>>555887918
is it at least good at healer killing ?
>>555884938
XX doesn't even do much in the guild. also he dropped all that cash for fashion but his char is ugly. like a butterface is a little black dress

>>555896303
>being retarded
Good thing I don't have high expectations of you.

>>555896328
>you're now the second best 4chan guild
We still had more gvg attendance yesterday though

so will we finally overthrow eminence with the might of 30 autists running it down mid

>>555896464
We'll job 0/4 but we'll do it with the bros

>>555896464
lol no
also they're "mutiny" now

>>555896547
qrd?

>>555896679
They changed their name. That;s it

>>555896713
oh lmao, thought some shit happened

>>555893990
*dies instantly and wishes u hadn't done that*
nyo.... my score bwos.......

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>>555894631
>look into it thinking this was a shitpost
>it's literally exactly what happened
lolmao

>>555880859
It's a good thing because you genuinely don't learn anything from being staggered to death. If their aim is for the playerbase to learn PvP, allowing them to have a real chance at neutral game is the only way for noobs to learn something.

>>555893990
I run esoteric revival for gvg :3

what does the come at me bro bulwark skill do?

>>555897805
pulls a person to the bulwark so they get flammenwerfed

>>555897805
It's a Mo pull but almost ult duration. It's strong as fuck

>>555897357
>>555894631
Narc won.

Greatest izzat crash in history. Merge + Ashes didn't win

Goldsteinburg is clowning on pvp doomers saying true combo doesnt exist anymore lmao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4LDiJ9VJ44

>>555898112
That's fucking based tho. Fuck true combos. Spin 4 times and commit to your shit or be lost in the sauce

Also he's unironically an eye-popping clickbait screaming pogman

>>555898112
I hate true combos so this is good.

>>555898112
Not giving this fag a view, summarize
>>555898214
The only true combos that should exist should be light attack combos I M O

>>555898112
I'd assume we're actually getting it with the 1.3 update or at least 1.4 because our "1.2" apparently had balance and QoL changes from the latest Chinese version

pvp will now be a parry fest like big zhao intended

Can't wait to run around arena and poke everyone to death with rope.

>>555898814
Most people would expect poke to be the new best playstyle but I think if one mistake wouldn't cost you 80% HP more people would become more aggressive and direct.

>>555898586
>Not giving this fag a view, summarize
Basically people are getting a melty because their broken weapons can't delete an enemy's hp anymore now that CN is implementing a PVP update that fucks over stratniggers and twinkbaldies basic combos to be parryable. they are now forced to play the game like the more balanced weapons like tank, nameless and fanbrellas.

>>555898569
>>555898214
i dont think chinks are retarded enough to kill off weapons completely so if anything, it really just balances the game.

>>555898656
yeah I hope we get it early.

>>555899278
It's not even an update to kill weapon. It's an update that implements (presumably, if they're not retarded) the most basic form of input buffering that literally every other game worth its salt has

The combos that will be dropped now were never true combos. They worked exclusively because people had a ping advantage. The only people that'll cry are those who lived next to the server mad they can't use glorified P2W

>The only people that'll cry are those who lived next to the server mad they can't use glorified P2W
Fall of Averse will be biblical.

>>555899389
yeah something like that. they call it fake true combos because it's true combo for like 90% of the time only. and now its really not a true combo anymore which is honestly good.

>>555899502
if anything, it's his chance to prove if he's actually the best or just a fraud lmao. i think the top 2 nameless user is better than him.

>>555899278
>twinkbaldies basic combos to be parryable
Someone said that twinkblade light attack into Q is still a true combo with the right timing. Though it deals fuck all damage already compared to strat sword so if anything it should be buffed to compensate.

As a DB player I'm completely for the change and don't give a fuck. I'll gladly take losing a couple light attacks in my chain if it means I can actually parry my way out of everyone else's bullshit too. I'll just play the footsies game with spins for short trades. Especially if they fix the retarded dodge bug

>>555899587
>if anything it should be buffed to compensate.
nah, the weapon is too good at pressuring enemies. all its weakness can be solved by bringing a sub weapon which is exactly the point. and besides, fist is already out in their game if people wants to metafag.

>>555899793
>perfect dodge the attack
>you're stuck and eat the rest of the attacks anyway
what causes this? i've never found a solution.

>>555899967
From what I can tell, it's the carryover from PvE. In PvE DB gets extra bullet time on perfect dodges and it looks thematic with the pause. But in PvP it does literally nothing so you just get stunned and killed for fun

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>health bar
b-but...

>>555900009
damn so enemy is going to know im trying to evade their attacks if i switch weapon.

>>555900059
:'c

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fuck you chang..

>>555900323
This quest made me sad. I tried to so long to figure out if there was a way to not hurt mr fish

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>>555900515
you can't save it

>>555883432
there is guild drama? am i out of the loop? all i saw is people running content and discussing pvp

>>555900709
One retard was spamming the thread after the guilds merged. It was the most effort he ever put into spam, like death-throes

>>555900515
Bet you're type of person that saves the bad guy at the end of the game after slaughtering thousands of his henchmen because killing it "immoral".

>>555900839
No I'll kill assholes. Mr Fish was locked in a prison his entire life because someone else wanted to make a dragon, with a literal ghost in charge of feeding him after the original owner died. They aren't the same

Bet you're the kind of edgy nigger that can't stand seeing someone else with a bit of empathy

i really hope the player that keeps flirting with me is a cute black guy with those signature thick kissable lips of theirs and not a chinese girl like his character

HS won
HC lost
NFA lost
Sage lost

>>555900974
>"the fish dindu nothing!"
>"you can't stand "empathy" and empathy is letting fish that caused countless deaths live
oh boy, can you be even more cliche

>>555901272
hehe~

>>555901335
>be born as a glorified lab experiment
>somehow control the weather by existing from a fucking cube you've been locked in your whole life
>no you have to die lol, you're evil
Don't care for your faggot opinions actually

>>555901335
Yea you like puttin fishdicks in your mouth

>>555901439
>something has to fit within my "evil" definition before killing it is the right thing to do
Same desu

>>555901272
this but unironically
>most of them are well dressed and well groomed
>most of the time even the autistic ones are somewhat charismatic
>always have based taste
>naturally built for sex
>not too judgemental

>>555901272
can you say no homo next time?

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>>555901742
i prefer the ones who arent homophobic or transphobic btw

i thought you guys were shitposting but now i am starting to think that there are actual trannies in here or is this more shitposting? not that i mind either way but since you guys talk about it so much, now its on my mind

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i'm so cool..

>>555901574
I don't practice moral relativism because I'm not a faggot so yes actually. It's pretty easy to decide something isn't evil if it hasn't actively decided to do something the average person would consider evil

>>555902013
All the men who chose female character are trannies.

>>555902013
it's the kind of advanced shitposting that's also realposting

>>555902305
oh so the joke thats actually not a joke?

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AIEEEE

>Wake up
>I am now in Heavenly Sage
Neat. But why are there two spaces between Heavenly and Sage, is the font just retarded?

>>555902123
You're not doing anything empathetic nor moral by saving big dumb fish that killed many so that it can do it again.

>>555902356
the joke is that it's not a joke *smooch*

>>555902282
counterpoint: what if the player
>is zesty?
>made his wife or girlfriend
>playing as his dream girl (apparently some women like playing as guys they find attractive too)
>just finds his character cute
>understands that males get shafted for fashion in games
>has an OC that he isekais into every game

>>555902516
Doesn't matter. Choosing female main character is the gateway to AGP.

I'm gonna meridian touch all your pussies

>>555902553
AGP isn't inherently tranny

>>555902123
Something can not be "evil" and still need killing. Or would you suggest letting feral dogs maul children because they're just hungry and it's natural? "Think of the children." My argument cannot be challenged now. You LOSE.

>grown adults still mad about playing as a girl like you still believe in cooties
grow up

>>555902373
>But why are there two spaces between Heavenly and Sage, is the font just retarded?
It's probably the chink space since the ordinary one isn't allowed, it's the width of hanzi character.

>>555902403
You exist to steal food from someone starving elsewhere, you should die for your sins
>b-b-but
Don't care you're a nigger. As long as someone hasn't made the active decision to do something morally fucked, they don't deserve arbitrary death. No one even tried to just throw him in the gigantic fucking ocean that's probably ten gorillean times bigger than ours because it's a Wuxia-Xianxia world. The Mohist or Scholar niggers could've easily made a formation that stopped whatever bullshit situation is making it stop the rain. Let alone the inevitably reveal that it's a Xianxia world and some immortal could've easily just put the fish in a location that solved the problem from both sides. But no the only option is to kill it because some already dead faggot told us to, and you justify it because you're a schizo who just wants to kill things that were born to suffer

>>555902652
I see, it will keep bothering my autism every time I look at it.

>>555902657
>You exist to steal food from someone starving elsewhere
HAHAHAHA, you buy food from people that produce it, not from someone starving, you dumb nigger holy shit you're so stupid, totally on brand.
I rest my case.

>>555902657
Okay, but the fish tried to eat me like 3 times, so it was self defense.

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>>555902657
>You exist to steal food from someone starving elsewhere
Pic related is literally me

>>555902648
why do transgenders always try to tell everyone they are also trans for damn near everything
>guy is feminine
"oh she just hasn't come out the closet yet"
>guy is masculine
"she's compensating because she is insecure about being transgender"
>guy picks a girl in a game
"why are you pretending to be a straight man attracted to women? you clearly wanna be a girl and get fucked by my feminine penis"
>send a meme with a woman in it
"you are probably transgender for that too somehow"
like shut up. you people are annoying always trying to groom people this is why your own community rejected you

>>555902825
You consume food someone else needed. It would've gone to someone if not for you. At some point in this chain at some point in your life, your existence probably contributed to someone getting fucked. By your logic - that the fish whose only crime is existing has to die when there's at least 3 or 4 other easily thought of common solutions used in Wuxia, let alone Xianxia, for shit like this - you also have to die for equally arbitrary reasons. No amount of much commerce muh economy changes that. Even if muh economy somehow changed anything, it'd just mean the fish is just a mogul buying all the water because he was born into water-money; it's not his job to fix the economy any more than you claim it's not yours.

>>555902971
He's flailing around in an underground prison because he's starving. You just happen to be there. At the end he literally just sits there looking at you, he didn't give a fuck about you specifically

>>555902657
>>555902403
saw a chinese signpost saying that foreigners wouldnt understand a lot of the stories in this game
can you stop proving him right thank you sweetie

Hell is littered with souls of evil men that hunted the deer that belonged to the starving man 1000 miles away.
That's why I'll let the wolf that killed a child live. I'm moral and empathetic.

>>555903113
I should kill you because you're a blight on everything around you and you can't complain about it.

>>555903079
Explain it to gweilos CN god.

why do you people love to remove nuance and context from situations all the time

>>555903171
>you're a blight on everything around you
What if I'm a starving man? You don't even know me.

>>555903079
we don't understand it because not a single human was involved in the english translation

>>555903225
they know if they used their brains their argument falls apart

WE COULD REFORM THE FISH! STOP WITH THE SENSELESS KILLING!

>>555903079
>leader of organization needs a reason for the gubment to not fuck them
>they have means to control water so they have a niche to fill
>they use carp in an attempt to create dragon
>it works while the head is around
>he dies
>his friend sticks around taking care of it
>he also dies
>fish is alone, trapped, and wants you to kill it because it's a frog in a well that didn't even know there were other choices
>so you kill it because a dead guy told you to
It ain't that hard. It's just your depression slop this game uses. If Murong can make a formation to trap a whole town of people, and it was meant to be strong enough to trap someone capable of collapsing mountains and summoning lightning (Water Lady). 100% the other sects I'm meant to pretend aren't complete jobbers have a method of countering the water sect's means and solving the entire issue if they really wanted to

>>555902973
Why would you want a nigger in your mouth? Sounds gay

>>555902625
It's the slippery slope to full blown trannyism. Like guys who went from jerking off to futa, to fucking femboys, before finally being fucked by men.

>>555903414
Meant Qianye, not Murong. Murong instead creates a literal living automaton through glorified alchemy and science so she also could've done something

hwhy did we just not Tai chi the fish into the river

>>555903495
You just described being gay, not trannyinsm.

>>555903495
there is no slippery slope, if some fag can convince you that you are gay by twirling a skirt and flashing his bulge UwU you were already gay

I slippery slopped my butthole into someone's dick while wearing pretty girls clothes. I didn't actually meant to do that.

>>555903745
i feel like a lot of people spend too much time on this site so they forget that a truly straight man would be violently disgusted by the idea of a man coming on to them no matter how feminine he is

>>555903865
haha same and I cummed whoopsie

you know who you are... log in real quick so i can give you a kiss before you go to work (dont worry i brushed my teeth before you woke up)

>>555902373
Chinese space, it's the only option we have. We're also the only guild to have one. It's a little too wide (it's the width of an actual Chinese character, blame them) but it's still better than having no space

fuck ink nigger boss

Big fish story is actually self insert of that fat pajama wearing writer. She was isolated and starved for human contact so she started writing stories to connect with people and get recognized, and now she works for company that drains gambling and vanity addicts from their hard earned money, so she just wants to be put away from her misery.

i'm just glad danyue isn't in NFA anymore one of the biggest attention whores from here

>>555904131
who

>>555904403
shimmer of the south

>>555904390
your grammar is garbage
KEEP. MY. ERPWIFE'S, NAME, OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!

*sucks ur gock*

this game sucks because i cant get a third eye and be tien shinhan but i fought a dude who was dressed as a ninja turtle

Made a new character... It's literally just a new account. Zero benefits from your first one. What's the point?

>>555905065
Get Leonardead and Donatold

>>555905202
hoe did you know it was donatello? did you fight this guy?

>>555905385
I just said 2 of the turtles bwo

who designed final boss in kaifeng this is niggery

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>>555902625
>>555903495
>>555903745
>>555903873
Counterpoint: Pic related

>>555905649
My room is well lit.

>>555905451
>shoots money at you until your body goes limp
>from the ceiling strippers slowly slide down on golden poles
>they begin to twerk as you lie there bleeding out as the god of avarice laughs at you

asserting dominance over a lesser man is simply the straightest act one could do

>>555905420
how about i turtle my bbc in your mom's mouth bitchass nigga, get that ass banned

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>>555905781
not him, this fuck

40, in debt, hair piece

>>555905897
I've suplexed the most number of people IRL in this thread unironically, step up nigger we throw down. I'll do it while wearing a turtle suit too

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>Be Sagefag
>Be waking up
>Our homeland razed to the ground
>Read the sect chat
>Faggots backstabbed the guild and defected
>Sect mistress got thrown out
>Liu brother got his knees capped and forced to kneel to HC
>Tried to ask HC to let us rebuild some of our cultural buildings over there
>"Fuck off we are full"
>Our men executed and women impregnated
>Mfw

Not like this, bro. Not like this.

>>555905649
fairr enough, but then i recall that most people are beating off to something
>>555905175
shit like this is why i question people simping for communism. china is a communist country and they still have greedy companies

>>555905964
overdramatic little bitch

>>555905961
thats cool, the only thing separating my dick from you is the wind

>>555905964
>Tried to ask HC to let us rebuild some of our cultural buildings over there
Just earlier I was talking to the builders about what shit we can start scrapping or editing to let the Sage squad get their taste in

Best places to start are the building on top of Mt Tai, the building at the start is also the first thing people will see so it's pretty easy to do. Also since the guild is named Heavenly Sage and it's a Wukong reference, we've got a ton of directions we could do shit in with both side's architects thinking of some good shit. Like Pagodas and shit to attract Ondai

Also the there's mechs I guess. That shit don't fit thematically but I still want the mech bros to be appreciated

>>555905964
>>555906057
I will say that the "honorary HC member" who took the poll showing no one really wanted to merge instigating merge talks in sect chat again and then beginning the exodus from Sage is highly suspect.

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>>555905964
what happened after i logged out?
>>555905923
you are getting beat by a dude who fights wuth an umbrella? just do what batman does

>>555906351
sometimes when i occasionally pop in and check the thread or check guild chat and people are talking about some shit i missed and nobody wants to explain i feel really left out

>>555905964
Tell me if you need me to log back in and I'll accept your application bwo

>>555906056
its so stupid, they didnt spae a single shit. they really made everything separated including the discord and account binding which does not make sense lmao. obviously the monthly pass and battlepass are also separated. these chinks are fucking out of their mind.