Elden Ring is a wonderful game.

True.
And Bloodborne is even better!

nightreign is old now we duskbloods now aka /dsg/

Bloodborne is not a better game than Elden Ring

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rate my drip

Nightreign 2 wehns?

>>555933000
Shitposting aside new Duskbloods stuff releases on the fifth. That’s exciting for me.

Insane-o rant, again, about single-player Duskbloods:
If Miyazaki was gonna make an Elden Ring 2, he would have done so as the battle royale exclusive for the Switch, maybe? That's part of why I don't believe we'll see another Elden Ring, we explore ever inch of The Lands Between and the endings are either 'banish the cycle' or 'make the cycle invincible'.
I believe he is not a dog for shareholders. The next single-player game will be the robust continuation of The Duskbloods, the successor to the game locked behind Sony's bullshit.

>>555932912
hello? truth nuke department??? i think you guys forgot to decommission one……..

>>555933184
what about my post was shitposting? the trips of truth are on my side btw nightreign is dead and dsg will rise

This general is pretty depressing to read these days, no one is having a good time typing in these threads, if it's not one of the schizos flinging shit its witch hunting anons on the password over nothing.
No wonder the password population keeps sinking while the game population remains super healthy, who would want to play with people like this?

>>555933619
>>555933000
Can you shut up terr? You’re really annoying and need to die

>>555933182
There is no plan for a sequel to Nightreign specifically but Elden Ring 2 comes 2028 and will have improved multiplayer functionality from the lessons of NR and Duskbloods for both PvE and PvP. Both of these games are experiments/lessons for Fromsoft, their success is not as important as the learning process
>>555933462
>>555933619
dsg lost

>>555933462
>>555933619

>>555933462
>>555933619
>oh no I hope no one saw that I posted das I will quickly repost

>>555933619
>>555933000
even doe its dead and we raped your gennie into oblivion (like we do to you every day)

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I am not playing another Miyazaki game after the decisions fiasco that was Elden Ring, what the fuck is no covenants and being able to turn off the dried finger?? They're gonna make duskbloods a 1v30 gank or something

elden babs are too easy they eat each other alive too willingly

>>555934010
IshiGAWD makes way better and fun gameplay decisions, like being able to imbue somber weapons or that pots can knock down enemies now, miyazacuck would never

Duskbloods will be kino unironically. The only thing holding it back is the fact that everyone playing it will be on wifi

>craft a genre-specific system
>someone shits themselves that that system is still used in the tenth game under the same genre

>>555934010
I would buy it but I'm not bying a Switch 2 just for a game that will run at below 30fps in 2026

>>555934195
>it will be actually except for the reason it won’t be kino

only playing duskblood if terr plays it

>>555934207
MH Rise was an exclusive for 1 year then came out on other consoles, I don't think they'd be that dense to lose out on millions of dollars but what do I know

>>555934207
>a game that will run at below 30fps in 2026
I'll never understand this mumbo jumbo.
Gamers don't want to experience an artist's vision, they want to play that one game they loved over and over again.
Stop robbing yourself of joy.

gg mystery balancers, did you guys kill the wrong demon first on purpose? I always try and kill the black one first so night 2 we fight the one that beams and not the one that drops the meatballs, not like it mattered since we had such enormous dick damage.

>>555933994
>>555933735
>>555933827
Go easy on terr please. He’s still cranky because two virile /erg/BVLLS stretched his tight /dsg/sissy holes wide open in front of everyone two threads ago.

>>555934557
Bloodborne says otherwise. Aren't Nintendo funding the development of Duskblood?

>>555934594
I'm not sure how this word salad is relevant to my post.
I need to see more of Duskblood to have a final opinion on it but I'm not impressed so far. I was impressed enough with Bloodborne back in 2015 to buy a Bloodborne machine but I'm not about to do that again.

>>555934668
it doesn't really matter which demon you fight on day 2, it certainly isn't as hard as it was in DS3

>>555934668
I honestly keep forgetting demon prince changes based on which one of them you kill since it's the least dangerous of the DLC day 2 bosses

>>555934668
Not the guys you were playing with. But I didn't know there was a difference between the two.

>>555934557
that one year also resulted in a loss of momentum for it though.

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I'll only play if shifty plays

>>555934668
stop being racist

>>555934847
>word salad
You sound so fucking miserable. Inshallah, you surrender yourself to whimsy soon.

>>555935154
You're doing it again.
If you're just shitposting to build replies to stop the thread dying keep in mind this is vg, not v. The thread isn't going to die if someone doesn't poat in it for 5 minutes.

qd5

>>555934010
>>555934161
I just hope they get rid of upgrading materials all together and never touch the idea of """crafting""" ever again.

words on the street is that erg is finished

>>555935414
You don't want that. But ok.

>>555936458
>>555935414
Wait, I was already in queue. Looks like the game isn't matching us.

>>555936305
left poster won

Sneedger left
elnid left
freud left
sneeglius left
monkeylord left
august left
abundy left
fountainstand left
goon goon left
monica left
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im wyldin out left
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the sote dlc team left

It's nyover...

nyo...

nightreign secundaries are worthless

gg animus
man, fighting the gladius invasion as recluse without a quick-firing spell sucks so much

>>555935383
You shut him up there
>>555936805
This is 5 people max and they’re all burning in hell (that’s a good thing)

Reminder.

> By assuming that the space rocks are le evil space cancer you by default assume that women are smarter than men in this world. Carians were right all along. Only women can see the cosmic truth. Moons.

You cannot, should not, condone this sort of writing.

>>555936805
cringe

>>555937501
cringemaxxing

>>555934557
Terrible example because Rise PC port never recovered from the original sin of being purposely enshitified to make it run on a switch and still looked like shit

shartbloods will flop and zacky will be put in a nursing home

>>555937976
this. the shitch 2 can’t even run elden ring. you bet your candied ass it’s going to be the same situation here.

>been in queue for 40 mins
GRIM

>>555938270
zackie has enough money to build himself a private retirement home full of barefeet blonde and white haired femboy nurses

Duskino will be an era defining gem and "acky will be deified as the new buddha or something of that effect

>>555937860
His logic has you by the balls.

>>555938356
I am also q'd, we need a third

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Whether Duskbloods does well or not I simply don't care I won't be playing it I rather play something else

>>555938918
see you in duskbloods

Which /erg/ girl is the most built for BBC?

>>555938323
>>555937976
>>555937501
>>555938552
>>555938918
This. Hit the nail on the head if I do say so myself.

>>555939616
Me

Its 24/7 melties now.

>>555939767
Name?

>>555939990
>>555939616
My name is Primiya I’m terr’s mom my son told me about this place hello sirs :)

>>555940091
if you said tr*sh instead i would have believed it

>>555938918
uohh based cunny opinion

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The strongest floorhugger is queued

I don't really understand the timing on augur's twisty whirlwind attack. But gg, I suppose.

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I feel like practice missed me but is too shy to admit it

Practinx doesn't post here aldoebeit

>>555939663
cringe

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I feel like terr missed me but is too shy to properly quote my posts

>>555942187
nobody cares about you

>>555942792
terr here, i care about trish

>>555942756
You should stop applying human emotions and concepts like shyness to terr. His culture and people literally have no conception of them.

>>555943027
I kneel...

gg animus again, sick of getting trolls castle every single run

>>555934557
Wilds is a heinously shit game

>You want some of me prawn?

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>>555942187
>>555942756
practice has me blocked rn, every so often he unblocks me, i have no idea why, i don't remember the last time we lost and they don't post here, it's a mistery

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>>555943627
>practice has me blocked rn, every so often he unblocks me
how do you know this

>>555943627
>me when I choose to have absolutely nothing going on in my life

>>555943828
Becauase I don't see him in queue for a while, I test adding him on steam and it says communication blocked and I randomly test again and he has me unblocked

>posts asa
>hasn't read the manga
top brown tourist

practice here
you're an annoying faggot and I don't want to be associated with you

>>555943946
not like you'd miss anything aside from nayuta dying

>>555943943
you care too much about who does or doesn't play nightreign with you

>>555944105
can you give me your autograph you're one of the best players here better than terr

>>555944189
I wouldn't say caring, I just wonder what's up with him because I don't grief his games or anything

>>555944114
Fami is kino though

hot dogs when someone is stacking less likely to be targeted is absolute misery, they can just switch target mid fire breath and hit you in the back during the 3-dogs stage

>>555944396
imo chainsaw man dragged on too long he should have just ended early in retard style like he did fire punch but obviously he's milking the franchise

put Asa in a Revenant dress and its literally me

>>555944880
um actually that's me my husband says so

>>555944557
>>555944562
>>555933735
>>555933994
>>555936805
>>555939616
>>555939663
>>555943027
Shut the fuck up reterr(d)jeeta get back in containment right now before I grab the tire iron you little brown maggot

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heh curved gs undertaker...

>>555945646
Why are you melting down and false flagging as better posters again? Kill yourself

>>555945891
See >>555934837. Also >>555940091. His mom just revealed herself to be a slut. He’s going through a tough time right now. Please be understanding of his sperg ours.

>>555945646
you triggered the brown troon threadshitter known ass terr now xhe is crying profusely well done you may relish in your victory

ez caligo

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>>555945681
>curved gs undertaker

gg

>>555943946
>>555944114
supernova

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GGs Heolstor.

i keep getting repeat nightlords today

Get a job skorvjeet

I'm pretty sure that every time a status effect triggers your resistance to it lowers.

bloody saar you benchod bitch motherchod bloody cunt
have a nice day

>>555948536
you too

>>555948536
>terr when a wyldbvll steals his 20k damage crit

>>555948990
wyldsaar*

>>555948990
hit the nail on the head

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>wyldjeet melty
kino

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Is Dung Eater an allegory for bug chasing in the LGBT community?

gg again

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GGs with anuddah Heolstor.

gg ergslut4bbk and Dalitty

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>>555950283
the lore provided by the game itself is quite straightforward on this matter

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gg bugs thx for all the bleed greases, it was nice using them on rob

They should add a 'constant poison buildup" relic i think.

I sometimes hum the nightlord OSTs.

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>mainline elden ring ended with rehashed shart radahn

>yuh yuh libra it up
>yuh yuh heolstor it down

>>555952135
It's a lesson on visual clarity and why you have to let the player circle/outspace your boss on low damage.

>>555951793
holy fuck talk about being built from the ground up for bbc

>>555952135
best fight from has ever made. you would understand if you fought him without scadu blessings your first time

>>555944574
say their name

who are we watching tonight? zorban isnt live

best fight from has ever made? lud and zullen

>>555952135
I derive some form of satisfaction from the fact that the lorefags were out out of abstract takes to rationalize how there was a coherent story when the dlc dropped. Nothing makes sense and it was by design.

@terr
go live

>>555953020
this but unironically

>>555952686
bait used to be believable

@Terr post your blocklist

>Nobody's queuing because everyone wants to snipe terr
the asbolute state of you faggots

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go live dog

>do new ER run
>my weapon i wanted is a reddit weapon
when did dismounter get traction what the fuck

>>555953020
>>555952135
Pretty much. Shit was trash and there’s no defending it. Absolute stain on the memory.

>>555953106
>>555953342
>>555952225
>>555952394
don’t talk to/about yourself thanks

>>555936805
all me btw

>>555954162
whats the appeal of curved greatswords over greatswords?

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The moon is actually masculine. It’s only superficially feminine. It doesn’t require a sorcerer to be submissive at all. This is a lot unlike the stars.

Rennala became powerful on her own terms. She is dominant, not submissive. The stars would have you submit to their cancerous ruin just like a woman getting fucked in the face by the cosmic cock. To become taken over. To become a stoned out rock. Just totally checked out. Like an abused woman in a horrible relationship. Azur and Lusat are at max (99+) Intelligence because their brain were beaten into an alien/inhuman shape.

The moon in contrast reflects the stars’ (the sun’s own) light, or filters its cancer radiation, and in turn is this symbolic (the two Carian sisters were close, and thus glimpsed their moons nestled together as one body) reflection of the sorcerer’s own intelligence and ingenuity.

“There’s a man in the moon. Have you seen him?” It’s (You)

Tldr; academia is masculine but the stars require you to be submissive; meanwhile the moon is superficially feminine and its magnum opus philosophy is a masculine or symbolic representation of the sorcerer (that moon sorcery takes up a bit more intelligence than a deep space primeval sorcery should clue you in that there’s a bit more to the moon than meets the eye) and Carian philosophy is about perfecting the self, not alien trans-humanism.

Sellen even says as much when she points out that primeval current philosophy focuses on (altering the) Mind to the detriment of the (human) Intelligence. Compare Lusat’s staff with Rennala’s staff; the former boosts magic more than the latter despite its lower Int requirement, but is largely impractical or just highly situational due to an unreasonably high increase in FP/Mind expenditure.

A bit of a weird question but why in some games including souls game do the devs not just put invisible walls around area where the players should never be able to enter?
I'm watching some ds1 speedrun and the speedrunner clip through some walls and bypass the entire area since every texture is hollow.

>555954732
fuck off tranny

>>555954548
even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture

>>555954669
higher stagger and a moveset that shoots you forward a little

closet thing to a great katana early on for me

>>555954732
Magic is for fags anyway

soooooo mobs don't respawn and i have to use bonfire ascetics to make them come back????

>>555954732
>that moon sorcery takes up a bit more intelligence than a deep space primeval sorcery should clue you in that there’s a bit more to the moon than meets the eye
It’s also because “sorcery is alive” and the moon is like some sort of culmination of star physics while the primeval current is cosmic stem cell level. The primeval current is about cosmic beginnings. The moon is an orbiting culmination or result of its cosmic flow. It could be a big hunk or lump of cosmically polished glintstone gathered over the course of existence.

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Geegees Bugboys.

>>555955245
They respawn if you join the Company of Champions covenant, found in Majula to the right of the door that leads to Heide's.

another day another forced 50

gg hotdogs wth was that first phase lol

>>555955553
stinky

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>>555955703
gg much skill attack power

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

Um.

The moons CAN’T be physical objects because Rennala’s moon and Rellana’s moon would have collided and caused a massive global extinction event had they been literal physical moons. Moons don’t have the ability to overlap and share the same space.

Clearly the moons are phantoms!

The ambiguous solid or semi solid nature of the moons is just your typical “lol idk its a mystery” slop tier writing that From is known for

>>555952135
I’m a giant SOTE shill but yeah Radahn was a terrible mistake.
>what if we rehashed a boss to be worse and he was also lame and gay
I don’t hate subversion but I would rather had a bed of chaos tier boss fight where you kill Miquella in one hit than NuRadahn. And it’s not even the difficulty that’s the problem. He’s poorly animated. His hithoxes are distractingly bad. The lore didn’t make sense. The visuals are uninteresting. Which is why I’m confused. The original Radahn fight is great. Cool spectacle. Cool fight. And original. nuRadahn isn’t just bad by himself he actively ruins other parts of the game.

>>555955335
>the primeval current is cosmic stem cell level
Stardust (glintstone matter) is the leftover scattered tissue of the One Great when it aborted (fractured) itself into silicon and carbon bits and pieces that eventually (or with golden guidance) evolved into life or other malformed shapes (perhaps we’re malformed from its perspective the same way malformed stars are to us).

>>555936805
I haven't played in months. Not even the dlc made me pick it up again.
I wonder if it's even worth it. looking from the sidelines, the dlc seems really low on content

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>>555952135
will always make me laugh award

>>555956654
A lot of those posters are still here, forgetting their copemaxxed past.
Sad!

“Return to monke? No. Return to rocke.”

— Sorcerer teaching Demi-human how to sorcery

>SotE final cutscene didn't make sense
It did, you just didn't pay attention.
When Miquella ascends, the only thing that's left of his original self is his vow with Radahn, because he divested from everything else.
That's why the cutscene is literally blank aside from Miquella speaking about the promise they made.
The only things left after his defeat are that specific memory and the circlet of light that represents his godhood.

>>555956621
>I wonder if it's even worth it
It's not.dlc needed sote weapons and spells it's infuriating how they put the cancer ennemies but not the actual fun part of sote.
Altough i still like the game.

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>>555956654
This this this

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>>SotE final cutscene didn't make sense
>It did, you just didn't pay attention.
>When Miquella ascends, the only thing that's left of his original self is his vow with Radahn, because he divested from everything else.
>That's why the cutscene is literally blank aside from Miquella speaking about the promise they made.
>The only things left after his defeat are that specific memory and the circlet of light that represents his godhood.

>>555956621
It’s not. The dlc makes the game objectively worse. Go read the reviews and look at the rating and you’ll see why. Stay far away from this trash heap game.

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>>555956654
>when you receive the rememberance of the boss,what the fuck would i even have? Radhans armor or greatswords? items that the players already own?

All I remember from SotE is that Micker was like jesus or something but even more gay? and Igon was the man and Bayle was sick af

>>555957406
they just cry and ask you to summon them and die after

>Sote lore defence
My least favourite thread bumper tactic can't you just go back to spamming shit about Terr/Zorban/Trish?

>SOTE dropped a fat log of shit down lorefag throats
>no one even tries to make sense of the game anymore
kino

>>555957648
Namefag drama is unironically more intelligent than ER/SOTE lore/boss discussion.

ok ok but what did Terr think of SOTE?

>>555957716
and you dont seem to understand

>>555956949
He knows of the existence of the Tarnished, at least. This implies the concept of opposition, or at least the identity of the opposition, was intact.

Trina describing godhood as a prison you cannot escape from is interesting. The divine gate is also separate from the Elden Beast. I’m likened to think the gate merely ascends one, or bestows them with magnificent power or potential, to enable an individual to host the Ring.

People still don’t realize that Numen are just… those with high runic power. Runes progress all the way to Numen, and then higher, to Hero, to Lord, then finally up to Marika herself.

If you assume that runes are alien to the world, then perhaps that’s what the text meant when it says Numen “came from another world”. Runes, and by extension Numen, did indeed come from the stars.

Then you have those enormous coffin boats and the not!Moses figure to support some sort of racial migration. It’s possible that Marika was attempting to revive her cultural birthright. There are implications of the great tree/spiral project being quite old.

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>>555957807
oh my god I think you're right

how did it get to this point

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>>555957831
i gotchu famalam

>>555944392
You beg constantly to be unblocked by people who have done so, you very much care, and it's pathetic. Stop lying.

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>>555957923
leave some copium for the rest of us
your latent autism might be better reserved to delve into manichean manuscripts rather than throwaway nipshit that makes no sense

In the base game Marika was a member of the Eternal, a successful golden tear, destined to become a god, who betrayed the Eternal and sunk them into the earth.

In SotE she was a shaman enslaved by a culture that raped her and her people and then got betrayed by her and then totally fucking massacred once she ascended.

Literally the same plot that got swapped around superficially. They just made the Eternal a lot fucking older.

>>555958141
Why are you friends with terr?

>>555944249
You can stop shitposting about the queue dodging shitter now

>>555949260
Wyldeity*

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radahn was the last boss of SOTE because fromsoft could reuse animations and make their job easier for their rushed dlc

>>555958281
The Nox were attempting to replicate the power of runes in the absence of the gold light that sustains life. Once underground. Ancestral followers exist without this light as well, by taking animal life essence into themselves. Perhaps this is how life is meant to be.

>Marika was a member of the Eternal

>>555958386
of course I'm friends with him
he's me

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>>555952135
>BROOO IT WOULD GO SO HARD IF WE FOUGHT [Boss] ON THEIR PRIME DEADASS

>>555958141
TRC wasn't even their best DLC, brown lapptard post.

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>>555958634
>rushed
>took 1 year to get it out and most of the map is empty
What went so wrong

>>555958734
Marika the ETERNAL

BRAVO MIYAZAKI SUCH SUBTLETY

>>555958767
>260201171035
Fuck off Tide

>4732
that album is cool, if you listened to it without having it on shuffle and on 6 seconds crossfade you're a fag as it is pure vibes when listened to as intended, may you be smitten if deserved

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>>555959021
Makes me laugh to think that elden ring would have a better legacy if the dlc was cancelled.
I genuinely like the game, but I couldn't ever recommend the DLC just because the endind is so garbage

Female From character I feel for the most? The Pthumerian queen.

Imagine being an undying lady cursed to have a failed pregnancy. Entombed. Then one day a team of academics and other sick and twisted archaeologist types just decided to break in your tomb, open your coffin, and cut out your unborn child like some sort of ripe pumpkin? And then you wander around as a forlorn disembodied consciousness waiting for you, the player, to rescue her child from the silly willy mad men who went insane after looking at the thing. And then there’s some “wet nurse” insisting that it’s actually ITS baby, totally not hers! The fuck.

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Cheater BC Revenant or legit

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>>555958916
Let me guess

>>555958920
Me :)

>>555959458
queen yharnam is so twin she's so me

>>555959523
Thankfully no. The Old Hunters and I would say Arty of the Abyss and TRC are close.

>>555959458
Don’t forget that you get to beat up the poor woman as a boss at the end of the labyrinth.

>>555959478
>reduced FP consumption
Is that even a real relic effect?

>*has only 5 good bosses and they're in the DLC*
Yoooo this game fireee

>>555959831
Me mum died in the tomb

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>>555959523
DS2 was ass, even when it came to coffins

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>>555959741
It is, but of all the things that make me think that they cheated them in (although theyre all legal relics) is the gaol line

>>555959908
>um what are you doing?
>nothing, goy
>that’s not the umbilical cord!
>don’t worry about it, goy
Dear lord anon

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Cb7JKbe4bRE

bet you didn't know this erg

sorry bwos

>>555960126
How do cheaters know what a legit relic looks like and avoid bans
I guess From is still super incompetent because I have seen physical attack +4 x3 lines with 0 curses roaming around in D3

>>555959968
the coffin that goes up is evidence that elden ring is a comedy game

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>>555959021
Much like regular Elden Ring a lot of rewrites.
There's a ton of evidence that the dlc was going to involve Godwyn, 4 new Godwyn corpses, Death Knights. The knight at St Trina being named after Godwyn's faction in the files. Fucking pic-related is the biggest one really with Miquella's pupils.

Instead Miyazaki threw away a coherent story to instead give us this shit.

>>555960294
The way the avatar devolved into goonshit is fascinating, I bet it started when he trooned out for real

>>555960561
that fat troontinxx has been like that since at least the DS2 days, IYKYK

>>555960561
His patreon is literally weird gooner shit

>>555960714
Ermm how do you know that

>>555960301
I'm not sure the exact rhyme or reason for how to place them, that fp line can be on any of the lines, think one of the only hard rules is that a character specific line has to be on the top

>>555959458
Rhea of Thorolund

>>555959478
>Has every ult effect but no enemy ult charge
>Has gaols but not invaders
A cheater, and a retarded one at that

>>555960714
Who cares?

>>555960778
Someone linked it here once

>>555960294
Oh so that's why the rider sometimes dies too

>>555960513
The Scadutree Avatar was going to be a Prince of Death, right? Before they made it a rotten sunflower? That’s what I was told, anyway.

>>555959478
Also beast claw rev is the most retarded thing to cheat for because of how easy it is to set up a nuclear build with just one dedicated relic slot per line
>Start BClaw
>Invaders
>Gaols/Improved Bestials
>Phys4 x3
Surely anyone can manage that right? It hits like a fucking truck without going full hacker territory.

>>555959908
>>555960913
This is most likely the same antisemitic shitbag

>>555961347
woah, cool it with the antiantisemitic remarks

>>555961347
Woah woah WOAH nobody around here assumed that Jews eat the foreskins of babies until you implied it buddy.

>>555961507
>>555961731
Yep, just say you hate Jews.

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What if ironeye was in Goddess of Victory: Nikke

>>555962037
I rather see Recluse...

>merchants were unfairly persecuted!
>they only turned to chaos after being imprisoned
Then why do the merchants who were never imprisoned also wield chaos?

>>555962089
*spelt Duchess wrong my bad

>>555958634
Man im glad Charles is back what a handsome guy
>>555959332
>>555959021
No matter how you look at it, there’s no redeeming that shit and it fucking sucks with how many hype was behind it

>>555958634
>play through the dlc right up to radahn
>just don’t ever fight radahn
>feel good about dlc and enjoy it as 10/10 kino

>>555961910
>>555961347
They sound cool and understandable

>>555958634
O YEA

any erg girls queueing?

gg dog

>>555962197
*Recluse sorry. i should really go to sleep ahah.

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>Want to write Elden Ring fanfiction
>We have no context for how long Marika ruled
>We little context for how long the Shattering lasted
>Melina's existence
>There is a long, long, long time where we don't know about anything

Take Volcano Manor for example. Rykard has just been doing his experients and war with Leyndell while going through his serpent ascension for the entire Shattering? The same Shaterring where the only context we have for how long it lasted is GRRM who said 5000 years?
This is annoying, probably minimum 1000 years for both but that's a long ass time where you basically need to create an original story with a bunch of original characters.

>>555962169
Kale doesn't actually know what happened and is just guessing, he and the other merchants have been exiled so long ago that they don't know anything about their tribe beyond legends. Their innate ability to channel the Frenzied Flame without going insane tells us that he's just wrong and his people are fucked up from the start.

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geegees

>>555961910
it's impressive how /pol/ found out we our ZOG is powered by childrape blackmail rings over a decade ago and the message on jews still hasn't reached normies even in light of recent events

>>555962865
what compels someone to have their schizo melty on the elden ring general instead of /pol/ or to their friends or whatever. just kill yourself you dont have a family or a job anyway

>>555963240
White people do it. Why not Jews? They are all the same sort of rotten.

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queue up please

How long is it going to take for people to realize the story of Elden Ring is half baked garbage, everybody's just in it for the gameplay, Nightreign and AC6 proved they got fucking lazy with ER

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>>555957348
>>555957648
>>555957716
>>555957807
>>555957959
>>555958189
>>555958916
>>555959908
>>555960202
>>555962306

>>555963162
Whoops, there I go again, typing the ethopian character with no ass instead of Duchess with her perfect ass again xD

>>555963207
>No 6th sense
>gg
Classic wyldsaar

>>555963615
Mostly everyone has accepted this, it’s just one or two copetards that refuse to see reality

>>555963615
Lands Between = Marika’s snatch
The Two Fingers = Marika fingering herself

>>555963797
>sidejeet is obsessed
kino

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Jeets are the worst thing to ever happen to the internet, nay, the entire world, and internet borders are now needed more than ever.

>>555964082
This timeline is fucking hilarious just going by how brown the future is going to be. Everyone for themselves, folks! The future is all out Izzat. In a hundred years the invention of the internet will be attributed to a yet-to-be-named Pajeet.

>>555964082
We really do need our own firewall and it’s absurd that we don’t have any yet but the fucking Chinese do.

sorry for haloslopping bwos i duplicated the wrong item so i was scared of jobbing

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>dodging libra in the big 26
Sad and uncalled for

>>555965597
Shut the fuck up stupid faggot

>>555965581
why are thops and golden retaliation in the game
they never fucking work

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>>555964082
That graph is a fucking blackpill, here's druglord.

>>555965597
>AI slop
>She doesn't look like that
grim

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>>555965684
So angry…our little thread was never like this in the past

>>555966002
>>555965597
why are you brown

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>>555966094
I’m not though, I look like this

You only play brown characters, you don't look like that

>Be Guardian / executor main
>Come back to the DLC and buffs
>tfw so fun to play them now
>Beat balancers and slot the relic with executor
>Beat ED balancers and slot the second one
>take out the HP recovery on skill fill relic
>Become considerably worse/die way more than before

I am not that good of a player for sure, but I wonder if I just had a few bad days or if the HP recovery with suncatcher really made that much of a difference for me, I definetly fail to deflect sometimes and take passive damage, maybe I should go back to HP recovery relic

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>shit merchant tricking himself into thinking hes white

>>555966647
All executor specific relics other than the suncatcher damage increase are dogshit

>>555966647
>be brownjeet character 1 and brownjeet character 2 main
Stopped reading right there.

>>555964082
The council of 300 have penciled in an India and china war over water rights so maybe to problem will fix itself. But a region firewall is probably needed anyway as the problem will reintroduce itself at a later date anyway.

>>555965763
True intelligence* has been argued to be creative intelligence, not just cognitive capacity.

And I say this because even those with a high cognitive capacity might not be able to come up with solutions in time, or the right solution, period. Or just lack critical sensibilities. Critical thinking capacity is not at all the same as overall cognitive capacity. There are brilliant high IQ mathematicians in China who still make shrines to Mao in their bathrooms.

Someone with a high mathematical IQ can still be phenomenally retarded or just socially autistic to the point of total and utter bewilderment from the perspective of observers.

>>555966647
If you're getting any use out of the HP recovery from that relic you are playing D0 where nothing you do matters.

>>555965763
I am not talking about IQ.
I am talking about the fact that performance on all cognitive tasks are positively correlated and explained by a single factor, which is referred to in psychometrics as the g factor. If you do well on one g-loaded task, like an IQ test, you will probably do well on another g-loaded task, like most technical jobs.

Art and Creativity have value but they aren't g-loaded. Describing them as "Artistic Intelligence" is an overloading of the word "intelligent"

Suck my dick jannie

>>555961910
Lol

I can’t do maths :(
Too hard :(

>several other offtopic posts still up
Curious

>>555967360
me too :(

Uh, how do I know if the moth and scoprion get effected by fire attacks? And is the moth supposed to fire a beam on itself when I stun it?

>>555967194
>>555967256
Is we you both waited out the 15 minute period…lol…

>>555966958
Why are you obsessed with third worlders faggot?
>>555967225
I stop at D2, from that point on its just no hit and I will never either be that good nor enjoy no hit runs.
>>555966945
fair, I think I just had a few bad days, or maybe peeking into D3 made me realize its not for me

tangentially related but I don't really come often to the thread, it has gone to shit huh?

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It’s ok, I’ll wait in the q while you all discuss India again

>>555967496
>Is we you
???

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got a second night boss on the first night the other day, apparently this has a less than 1% chance of happening

Fuck you fromsoft
why is your targeting so utterly abysmal
turned off all auto-target options in menu but nope right in the middle of fighting balancers it somehow auto targets a balancer in the far distance causing me to dodge in the wrong direction

seriously wtf any way at all to avoid this?

>>555967680
>brown is upset
kino

OH MY GOOOOOOD. I DIED TO ED FULGHOR 7 TIMES IN ONE FIGHT. EVERY TIME MY TEAM PICKS ME UP, THE VERY NEXT ATTCK PUTS ME RIGHT BACK DOWN. I CAN'T MOVE, I CAN'T SEE, I CAN'T BREATHE, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. EVERY CASUAL FLICK OF FULGHOR'S WRIST ONESHOTS ME IN A FLASH. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!? I LET MY TEAM DOWN!!!

gg cold dogs. I'm guessing you purposely stopped using sorcs when you saw it was the easy version or something kek

>>555968519
Can you shut up you're annoying

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>>555968519
it's over for your career bro, right at this moment a redditor/discord groomer is making a compilation video of your failure...

dead q + boring easy game. we lost

>>555938552
what logic? I really couldn't tell you what that post was all about since I was cringing too hard

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This is so fucking fun, this is why I can't stop playing this fucking character

>ulting at the start
d2 moment

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Please queue

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No.........

>dead
>dead
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>>555969879
To think Nightreign is all we have until after Shitbloods and all its balance updates are released

dead queue
gonna play bg3

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>only died to capra like once
>the runback was more of a battle in and of itself due to the dogs despite me having alluring skulls and aural scream
I knows its been like been beaten like a dead horse for 15 years at this point but i fully understand why people bitch about capra and that entire runback. these dogs are fucking aids

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>>555970525

>>555970525
can't you unlock a shortcut or something

still aids though

>>555970525
That's so cute anon!

Fuckass controller died midfight on gigalibra sorry rev and iron

>>555971505
Names?

>>555970525
Just dont move after the fog gate, the one dog will never aggro without line of sight and the other one takes so long you can usually kill capra before it aggros at all.