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bwuk...
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i was bitching about breaches too but as soon as i started bringing an rcb i get credit about 75% of the time
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90% of people at breaches aren't even attacking, or hitting if they are attacking, like 7% are using magic (which is worthless because all of the bosses spawning have retarded high magic def), so range is the only way to go, and bone crossbow is so laughably weak in most cases that a simple upgrade will put you five or six steps ahead of everyone else.
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idk what im doing wrong im bringing rcb with diamond bolts (e) and i cant get credit for shit i guess ill try dragonstone bolts (e) next time and try to get gunslinger
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i dont know if eel girl is flirting when she says im handsome
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does anyone else routinely fall asleep to this general
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>>555986776
I do plenty fine with ice barrage unless there's like 100 people around
Yes, some bosses are basically immune to magic, but same goes the other way around. I'm guaranteed participation in ma2 bosses and rex
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they do all have aids in africa
we keep sending more and more aids
nothing helps
they are all still african..
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they got shrek
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did yall see rsn chappel roan had her n words out oh my days
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can i see
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i drew that
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i need some encouraging words to continue on at doom
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>>555988309
you can do it yay woohoo dont give up etc
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>>555987337
does ice barrage attack a bunch of people and skull you?
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i need john so bad
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does anyone have 24k dmm points?? can youy tell me how you did it
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>>555988619
heyyyy
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i need a fat bitch
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>>555988397
thank you
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>>555988659
I essentially rushed to the higher combat bracket as fast I could, I've been collecting every chest I come across (They're incredibly common), I kill gargoyles for granite mauls which are selling for 100k+ (some people are buying them for 500k if they're desperate), and once I had made enough money to afford the month I'm losing on the real worlds I went to bossing. barrows, moons, scurrius, temp and wintertodt (I did them before moving up though cause it's slow as shit since no one's doing them on 90+), wildy bosses were the biggest far and away.
Make sure you're doing diaries and combat tasks.
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>>555989073
oh yeah to reiterate, the archaeologists are 'bosses'. chaos ele is a boss, the baby bosses count too, there's like 12k of just bosses in the wildy before even accounting for your stats, diaries, tasks, etc.
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i need d3k but she doesnt need me...
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what arm thing homie
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i need ranarr weed or I get outbursts of extreme anger
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holy smokes
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no way
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extremely rare pm w
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>>555990079
gz
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i hate him so much i hope he dies he literally spooned all 3 raids while most irons are stuck in hell for 10k hours
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pm snaked me
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wish i had friends to learn tob with but its whatever
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>>555991765
stock5000 on discord dont be shy :3
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>>555991812
are you dating girl twink
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ok im asking who is girl twink how can a girl even be a twink and what is her relation to st0ck where the heck did all this come from!!
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>>555991993
they were following each other at TOA
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oh good heavens they were follow dancing the harlots
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what kind of follow dance if they were doing the ones where they both just lazy follow each other and walk around in a circle thats one thing but if they did an elaborate follow dance where the toons cross through each other they must be in love
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i need a tob harlot
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maybe in 2032 the next meriitob will happen you can learn there
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>>555992313
the latter
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its a very intimate act for two toons to merge as one under the same tile even if for a moment
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your making me yearn stop it
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st0ck hasn't been online since we exposed him for dating girl twink you see?
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https://youtu.be/syFLAKW6G00
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what if they added jeff the killer and slender man to osrs thatd be sick
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yeah what if
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what if midzy didnt take advantage of a suicidal girl at her lowest and gave the tbow back
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i would stan her less
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im at my wits end....
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>>555993160
Why is this post epstein coded
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was archeage alpha really that fun? swolebenji should make an hour retrospective about the game swolebenji swolebenji
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i made it to the top of 61-80
mostly by levelling hp and def from 50/10 to 70/70
ranged and magic can go to 80ish without pushing me out the bracket


is levelling def sensible at all
im not enthusiastic about pvp but would like to die less
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I wish someone would tob with me
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rsn idea tobby slobby
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>>555994370
same. st0ck doesn't play with osg anymore after he got exposed
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i can tob with you but i have no idea how to do the raid
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>>555994545
good morning meriipu
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just realized we cant even dmmeriitob due to bracket diff
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im saving my first kc for meriipu
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>>555994106
curious, why did you level your prayer so high?
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For anyone looking to maximize, don't ever level your def above 20, that's all you need for the ancient warrior equips and they're BiS outside of specific scenarios. literally blowing your own foot off for no reason.
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I accidentally leveled my attack to 3
Its so over
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>>555997242
why
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i have a hunger to vote no on some pvp polls hopefully there are some soon
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>>555997265
I hit a combat dummy in varrock now im a level higher than i wanted to be for deadmeme mode
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>>555997356
no I mean why is that an issue
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MapleStory: The Art Of Smuggling - Exploit Retrospective
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>>555997535
>grab tickets in orbis or kerning pq
>unplug ethernet
>disconnected
>game treated disconnections different than logouts and didn't save properly
same logic behind how you could dupe shit using MTS. maplestory was fucked but gave me a lot of interest in coding, so I have to thank it for that.
and the $15,000 I made selling duped red cravens. I wish OSRS had anything nearly as busted.
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>>555997535
Uhh sweety u werent a sperm cell back when party hats first dropped were you?
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>>555997652
were you friends with this guy
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what was the last song that made you cry
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ive never cried to music only movies
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>>555997959
No, I had a few people I worked with but we were nowhere near the biggest groups because those groups had nexon america employees profiting off of it. I had a friend pose as a buyer, purchase duped items, then would re-dupe using a guaranteed packet spam crash to knock twisted aqua road maps offline in certain channels. Basically just drop the item, pick it up, then crash with better timing, in the 2-3 minutes after it would come back up you'd have two. But before that, the big one was MTS, the 'real money auction house' where you could use NX to buy equips directly. It had a weird three step system to upload items because it was a total game auction house and not just by server, so it went from your inventory to a middle management, then to the auction house. IF you disconnected while it was g oing from yours to the middle management, it would just show up in the middle management inventory as well as still be in yours. I'd mostly sell popular cosmetics and rare items, rather than equips, cause that was when nexon started paying attention to equips.
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>>555997652
>I wish OSRS had anything nearly as busted.
there has been, but you just didn't know about it.
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>>555998347
great. i don't like you, you probably had lots of friends and probably thought you were too cool to talk to me cause i was poor and didn't have nx outfits.
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>>555998264
mind sharing which ones
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>>555998501
Titanic
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>>555998369
Nah, I've been around, there have been exploitable things like the house PK stuff, there have been exploits using RNG manipulation with spec weapons to guarantee higher hits (this was related to PID back before the changes) but by and large there have never been large scale dupes. Any time items get duped, they get wiped nearly immediately. Social engineering is the name of the game for runescape because support is so shit and will give you access if you just ask politely.
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anyone got a link to the mcr leak
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nine inch nails hurt makes me cry
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>>555998501
ritual(2000) and i think i teared up a little watching the worst person in the world most recently
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>>555998636
are you a scamming cracker?
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>>555999050
no, the people on runescape are too intense for me, they threaten and dox and shit and I'm not interested in that, plus I have a dayjob. I was never interested in scamming people, only the companies, anyway.
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cool story bro
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>>555999142
okay you're pretty cool. do you think we wouldve been friends on mapelstory?
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>>555999192
this post made me tear up
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>>556000417
why?
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its just a reminder of what could have been
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>>556000573
are you the maple guy or someone else
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someone else :)
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*sigh* i guess he said no
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they should rename shantay to shantayvion and make him black lol
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they should rename osg to assholes that dont want to play raid and only talk about d3k and john dad and st0ck and mepoop
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>>556001472
truth nuke but osgtrannies are not ready for that conversation
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they should rename her to shantae and give her purple hair and some big red pants
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>>556001547
do you want to raid with me
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>>556001626
i dont know how
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>>556001626
can u carry me in tob and cox
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anyone want to do a non raid activity
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>>556001854
i dont know how
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Ok but will anyone hold my hand in tombs?
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>>556001983
okay thanks for asknig anyways
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rsn fred durst is a rei fag wtf
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how does d3k know who i am and why does she give a damn about me
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Please i want the yellow avas so i feel less bad about myself not having a quiver
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it doesnt get any better with the yellow avas people will still ridicule you non stop
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rei as in evangelion rei or rei as in ive rei
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end of evangelion made me cry a lot
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evangelion look at his x the everything app picture
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i never watched evangelion because giant robots fighting piloted by depressed teenagers is kinda gay
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>>556002260
Its a +1 moral boost when i do the colo
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weird thing i remember is that in that show the OC i remember a scene where the two main characters were playing dynasty warriors 4 and i thought that was kind of weird seeing two california suburban kids playing a game like dynasty warriors .
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does anyone want to talk about dmm and streamers
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>>556002196
why? 350 is pretty ez to do what are your gear
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NO
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>>556002430
it could change your life
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for me personally i fuck with universal century more
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why is yanille poh disabled in dmm?
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"yanille" you'd like to know lol
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thats gross
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mordecai is in fortnite if you even care
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my toon is type b because im chopped irl
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its hard to play a type b she/her toon because when i put on bandos tassets it kinda looks like a miniskirt and i get horny as fuck every time im already a 3 times per day gooner this shit is pushing me over the edge
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SHE IS LIVE GET IN HERE
https://www.twitch.tv/whinrytheshark
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>>556003772
>voice
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i only like that shark artemis
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>>556003849
ok chud
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>>556002663
I do 300s but i use the heavy ballista because d bolts are too much ass to farm
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i assume most people here sound like that
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im type b irl
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>>556004074
wheres your bwofa?
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am I missing something about range or is crossbow basically the only worthwhile thing till you get to the super high end like bowfa and tbow?
Even at early levels bone cbow is better than or equal everything up to and including magic bow. and then rune crossbow with rune bolts is a nearly 3x powerspike.
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Hold on if i dmm raid with someone and they get a purple cant i just kill him with the bois
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runedle in three :>)
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whats to stop the bois from turning on you
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maybe shes the one that turns on the bois
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if I use burst spells in the breach will i tag every player around the mobs?
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>>556006982
If it's multi, and they're within range, yeah.
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The Wilderness update was Jagex luring PvMers into the Wilderness to get PKed and griefed.
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what update
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how do i get slayer in dmm its so slow
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Slayer is always cringe no matter what gamemode
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runedle in 4, I am not having very much fun in this dmm
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Is adderall and weed the key to maxxing?
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no
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that just makes you more susceptible to being willing to sit and do grinds for longer.
I'm maxed, but it took me over a decade. I know people who max in a year then quit cause literally every goal they set was aligned with it.
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my goal is to just get the mega rares at tob and cox and then i can finally enjoy the game cause everything else is soloable
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my goal is to blow up and then act like i dont know nobody
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okay odablock chill
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guy in my cs match is like throat singing
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i need 9.6k more points
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remember sailing
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i dont understand why jagex keeps ezmoding dmm to attract pvmers do pkers even want that i feel like they would rather have less players but more pvp focused rules
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because dmm is fucking dead without herding pvm scrubs to come sacrifice their lives and time to grind some shitty kit
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>>556008843
no they do want that because they cant win actual fights i got pked catching butterflys with nothing and the guy was gear switching and shit
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almost 80 fishing fuck this shit is slow i just want my crystal recolour..
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Uhm sorry i need the kit to save my death fees because uhhh bowfa
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pretty sure the kit doesnt even save death costs
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>>556009182
it doesn't work on your death fees
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currently at 26 tempoross kills and only 8400 points...
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>>556008843
without PVMers pkers have no one to, well, pk, that's why literally every pker's videos and streams are just them constantly prowling the fucking wilderness for people begrudgingly engaging with the pvp content they have to for one reason or another, then getting killed without even really fighting back.
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i dmm was only pkers the bad pkers would be mad
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>>556009246
What the fuck
Does the voidwaker one at least work?
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>>556009961
i'd assume no
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what death fees if i die with the recolor its gone forever?
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>>556010124
yeah you have to buy it back from the trader or GE
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>>556010171
liar
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>>556002965
I'm guesing because yanille is safe
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As a helmie i dont like the ge, it reminds me of the stock exchange and that reminds me of the jews which remind me of epstein which reminds me of the island which reminds of sailing which makes me sad
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>>556010272
sorry...
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why do you get stunned pickpocketing gnomes with the thieving relic lol
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is wc guild guarded?
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>>556001472
>1 freak spams all day about his thread obsessions
>Any normal gameplay post is ignored
>If not ignored some snarky cunt on his 3rd or 4th account is talking shit
This place is absolutely cancer as a casual OSG enjoyer.
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im what you would call a hardcore osg enjoyer
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i dont enjoy it when its dmm and streamers and youtubes
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whats the best skilling gp in dmm somebodies probably making a trillion gp
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>>556011105
swapping
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>>556011164
yeah i know they are swapping how are they getting the gp in deadman
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call me james harden, 13 girls
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Are minigames like wintertodt, gotr etc actually doable in DMM?
Should I just daeyalt ZMI instead?
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is there a world where people are running laps around the fountain for agility xp?
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is heart of darkness bugged? the starting npc isnt here
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nvm i need another fucking quest
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Cant i just sit in deadmeme and merch and just get enough shekels to skill in the safe areas?
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do NOT do the breach at the gnome mage it sucks
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how i feel every day on this general
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did I say mage i meant maze
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chat I popped off a lil
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nearly 3k points from that breach new pb
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>earned decent points from that breach
finally
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>two days until UIMs get regular access to cargo holds
>after 11 years, they're no longer burdened to 16 hp Cheese Potatoes as their go-to easy food
>24hp Marlins & 20hp combo eat Halibuts
UIM bros... We won
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>>555996238
i wanted to try the prayer that slows stat drain but ddidnt realise it was from a raid
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>>556015134
only took them 4 months
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>>556015134
name 3 pieces of content you'll use that food at that you can't just sustain with prayer
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>>556015134
Minnows came out in 2017...
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>>556015134
zulrah came out 3 months after uim
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whats the best mage relics for farming breaches
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>>556016683
the best mage relic is switching to range relic and rcbing
mage is only good for freezing people
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>look at a randos account
>Kc is only wintertodt tempoross and barrows maybe vork mole and zulrah
Everytime
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>>556016776
well my ranged is 4 so i dont know if i should pivot now
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meticulous menacing and arcane swiftness you can drop menacing for aggression when you become a marlin instead of a guppy
mage is overall better than range but the problem with mage that range doesnt have is the travel time of spells particularly things like shadow compared to ranged spells but if you are in a bracket where things last for more than 2 game ticks it doesnt matter as much
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>uim be like
>Puts range on boat
>Stores 240 fish at a time on boat to cook everytime they gotta do their lil autism dance before they go on their half a year grind for a +1
Still not real uim lil deathbankers
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>>556016931
thanks i guess ill save up for arcane swiftness
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>>556016924
ok then just pick the 2 cheap mage relics and consistency, get meticlousness or whatever if you can afford it to never miss
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>>556017043
it's cozy and cute and also like 2k fish on the boat I think
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>>556017043
In a world where noted sharks from minnows exists, that's not actually all that much of an upgrade, especially considering how much effort it is to catch the fish.
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>>556017421
the benefit comes from not having to carry around a stack of noted fish (-1 invent) and the fish healing 4 more is substantial
also the skiling method to get them seems fun
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tragic
i like doing grotesque guardians and want the pet but because i havent got the heart drop yet its so hard to justify doing a boss vs chance at superior with chance for heart
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>>556017054
with 4 range you might not even be a guppy yet still a goldfish assuming you started menacing mage id get
meticulous mage
deft strikes
consistency just to have a 3rd attuned
eternal belief + resistance
meticulousness
arcane swiftness is really good and the obvious step up but with how cheap cannonballs are you could get your range level up by just like afking at the camelot zoo and not risk anything to branch out to range if you want but with the fix to breach monsters being 100 credit some time this week you should get more points
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>>556017521
1 inventory space isn't usually THAT big of a deal in the vast majority of PvM situations. Plus you don't even use hard food all that much anyway.
I'm not saying that it's not better, it's just not substantially better. At least it gives sailing a little bit more of a reason to level.
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>>556017654
I personally can't think of many places to use it either, it would maybe be nice for solo CMs (I go in with 7 taters) or maybe tob, it would be too much of a detour to fetch every time at something like DT2 bosses I think.
It's niche, cute, and gives a shitty garbage skill 1 use (which could've just been fishing)
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Uhm actually its a big deal just like the chugging barrel was a complete game changer for uims
Braindamaged uim prob
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>>556017832
Chugging barrel is unironically great though.
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>>556017592
yeah i have menacing meticulous and consistency now with deft strikes and the prayer one
idk im retarded but i like being a wizard more than an archer its cooler i think
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chugging barrel is a big deal, in CM alone it lets me bring a scb and stam and praypot in without needing to bring their noted forms, so it's a +2 invent gain
at tob it's even more insane, I don't need to bring noted scb/range/brew/rest, +3 invent gain
was decent at doom too
1500 total uims who get it for bloodveld slayer however are trolling
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>>556017962
being a wizard last league with the book that lets you swap spellbooks was really fun
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>unlock vampire quest
>try to tp to zinny
>you must risk 800k to tp here >:c

wtf
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dmm made me realize i suck at the game not just pvp because i dont even get attacked but it takes me like 30 minutes to do a diary task and i accomplish literally nothing even playing 3 hours in a row
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dmm made me realize i would be better than 99.9% of the players at pvp if i tried even a little.
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dmm made me realise pvp is stupid and i shouldnt bother with it
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>>556017043
>240 fish
>he doesn't know about the fish crates
Just take one crate (containing 10 fish) out at a time, cook what you need, drop any spares because it's no big deal. Cargo hold essentially stores 2400 fish, so one day of trawling will probably be enough for like a year of hard food (which is 50% better healing than taters while being similar effort to obtain)
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wow sounds like theres a reason jaggy prevented uims from exploiting and removing restrictions on their account youre basically a bondie at regular ironman at this point
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>>556022625
>restrictions on their account
UIM's gimmick is that they do not have access to the bank. Anything else is headcanon :)

The cargo hold being restricted was Jagex having that sort of Redditor mindset and being overzealous, the vast majority of the UIM community agrees it would be a good thing to just have it the same as other account types.
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>>556022930
The main problem with the cargo hold is that you are forced to use it, you need to use a cargo hold for sailing. Unlike something like the Seed Vault which many 1200 uim shitters are begging for, which is totally uneccesary and would take away from the gamemode, the cargo hold restriction was them being too scared. Hell, you couldn't even do cargo tasks because 1 cargo task would need 7 spaces, but they added a bandaid fix a few weeks later, just to show you how little they thought about it.
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>>556023220
Yeah it's a core part of the skill, unlike the seed vault which was essentially just a bank expansion, sailing felt like shit in those first weeks
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>>556023447
sailing is still shit 4 months in and will be 2 years in, why do you think 99% of players just afk it like fishing/wc
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are most people level like 45-50 on the lowest tier world in deadmeme because they choose the fremnink lamp or something else idk how it works
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>rs3 only has 3k-4k people online
LOL! What have they done!
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>>556023561
It's still shit, it was just especially shitty that early (for UIMs) because of the whole "port tasks count towards your ~7 available cargo hold spaces" thing, so you could only do one delivery at once

>couldn't store repair kits for sea combat
>couldn't afk salvage
>couldn't trawl
>couldn't do port deliveries
Felt like you had to just do trials forever. Turns out salvaging even with dickall hold space is fine though, so it was ok to level
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>>556023712
>OMG THANKS FOR SAVING OUR GAME & VOTING TO REMOVE TREASURE KEYS MY FELLOW REDDITORS
>RS3 IS SO FUCKING BACK NOW
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>>556023949
none of those updates are live
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>>556023949
i feel kind of bad
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Cashed in my star dust :)
No onyx :(
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india has arrived on osrs
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>>556024069
https://support.runescape.com/hc/en-gb/articles/207550375-Treasure-Hunter-Keys

Shut your bitch ass up punk ass white boy you're lucky I don't come over there and steal your jordans
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>>556024404
yeah but dailies aren't removed yet along with the other shit they promised, this update killed the whales but didn't entice the non-whales to play
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>>556024236
wow you are uim looks like you are having so much fun :)
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y'all seriously play this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFLSIa0Nx3A
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Noodle pop chally spec dps crabs kit running adds plank proc
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any fun pk spots in dmm? I've just been ragging outside wintertodt but the well's gone dry
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>>556026040
farming guild
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>>556026040
why would anyone be at wintertodt with wealth other than pkers coming to bank which will likely fuck you up

as for spots, try scurrius, gemcrab, black dragons (edgeville dung), soul wars blue dragons, moons, the bone shard altar, wealthy citizens, pyramid
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seriously this game mode is a fucking joke.
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at least i am making bank!!!!
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guys why have the dmm servers lost over half of the population?
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dmm gives me choice paralysis it should just tell me what to do
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>>556027379
i am just doing temporass until 99 if i still need points i'll do wt
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Poopsock game mode
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>>556027345
it's monday
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>>556027721
99% of dmm players are unemployed.
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I wish I spent my immunity chinning instead of bursting
also there's a jmod chilling at crab
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>The Winter Summit poll results
Are you ready for another year of dev resources dedicated to sailing?
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>>556027773
only the real dmm players
there's a ton of irons playing it for their bowfa ornament kit
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>>556028078
you think ironmen got jobs? lmao
in game we standalone irl we stand on benefits.
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>>556027973
i hate how jagex mods have turned into attentionfags.
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almost half way to 100 temporass kills, i am going to hit it before 99 aren't i
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>11.5k points
>My progression has completely stagnated
Skills feel super slow after 50 it's not worth going for a 99 just to hit 300 points
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john legit hasnt posted for over a week im lowk kinda worried something might have happened
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>>556029653
get the alching thing & just alch every single time you're in a safe zone
buy magic bows, with meticulous mage you'll profit as you alch
then just log in every breach
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i can't even kill scurrius lol
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i can't even talk so why would you ask that
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Craft-gility feels terrible to do.
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eel girl is so beautiful to me i cant even describe her
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Now that mobile has been out for a while, you don't get banned for using a touch screen on a PC, right? Like on a steam deck-esque device?
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you dont get banned for straight up botting
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Can you cut that parasocial shit out
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Are people actually botting dmm?
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there's literally no worlds doing scurrius right now lmao this game mode died faster than concord
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>>556030738
>flushing out a character on a temporary gamemode
>risking anything but rags
pvp is only good as a quick in and out like lms
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why does it say i have 0 deadman points in the main game
what the fuck
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>>556031221
you get them when the mode is over
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we are doing over 3 minute kills on scurrius lmao why can't i solo this
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https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/sailing-player-designed-island-winner?oldschool=1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_PfL8STwcw
UP
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>>556031459
Gz
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how many points do i need on DMM to buy a reward in the main game tht i can sell?
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if i get entangle sacks do i still need the level requirement?
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how many brews do i need for zalcano in DMM
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>>556032287
like 10 always since you'll get pk'd
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why are zulrah scales so cheap on dmm i get nothing selling them
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why did i block kalphites after getting head i still need the dpick and the 2 handed bad dragon i feel like a goofy goober
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YOOOOOOOO WTF?!
>COPPER ROCKS
>TIN ROCKS
>IRON ROCKS

JAGEX??? MY PROSPECTING?!?!!
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please stop yelling
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Some faggot wanted some ez kills at the WC guild. The boys turned on him.
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Is deep sea trawling only worth it for ironmen that need the food?
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>>556034173
shit was 5m gp/hr for mains but idk if it's still that profitable
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what corrupted weapon should i buy for zulrah farming i have 600k
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how much does a corrupted weapon cost
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https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guide/Deep_sea_trawling_for_marlin
its 2.7m/hr now and the xp is shit
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do you really need to cast all god spells a zillion times in dmm just to do mage arena 2 that's so fucking gay
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gonna take my nissan gtr for a spin silly 6'5 me
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>play gay mode
>complain it being gay
?????????
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>complain it being
ESL moment
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What can I alch to make money in DMM? magic bows u are about 100 gp proift but runes are 268 leading to a 168/2 loss because of the 50% runes you get back.
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>>556035082
it's correct thoughever
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>>556035168
no it isnt moron
complain ABOUT it being is
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wow did that make you feel big and powerful calling out someone for makeing a grammar mistake
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>>556035297
that's just filler
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wow did you feel clever and snarky for posting that
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yea
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>>556034840
Check if the mini game sifil works for it
Probably not but worth a try
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just bought another 3rd age pickaxe off the ge not to flex or anything
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>>556035095
just alch arrow shafts at a loss. not worth calcing for profit and it's afk anyway
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>>556035602
i've only got 400k
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wow can i have one
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>>556035095
Don't instabuy and check all four magic bow variants. I've had luck with all four at some point and currently alching 1500 msbu
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alching magic logs is fine, they are dumped low and you profit with mage relic
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sorry but im adding it to my collection maybe my next one
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when i saw it the title was OSRS but I've LOCKED myself to this Babe but apparently its that gay youtube a/b testing title thing so it doesnt even make sense with the alternate title
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y r amulets higher tier than necklaces when necklaces look cooler i dont want some shitty wool string around my neck i want a gold torq
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ok pm me rsn midzy the next time you buy a 3a pick id love to hold it thanks :)
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is guardians of the rift now available in dmm?
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>>556037709
yes but it's not a safe zone so you will get ragged
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This game is so fucking dogshit, only played seriously by ugly greasy autists. Everyone else just AFKs this shit and then quit at some point.
Realization I had at work while AFKing some shit
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>>556038469
it's because they removed bank keys
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I’m new to the game what weapon am I supposed to use from 50-60 attack or until I get a dragon schimmy? All the old posts say granite hammer but that thing is like 5 mill now, I don’t have anywhere near that much gold yet
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GAMON GAMOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN
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>died on Doom level 3
>have had to tele out on Doom 4 several times
Bros... I thought farming 1-4 (even if that takes forever compared to "getting good") would be easy.. How the fuck do you do this boss
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>>556039184
You should give up, PVM isn't for you. Put your apron on and cook my food.
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>>556038469
lol i sometimes think this then inevitably come back
rs has me by the balls
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guessing 1 def builds are only worth a shit in the 1-60 bracket?
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>enjoy the grinds
>but too shit for the "hard" parts of the game
>forever stuck with shit gear
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i asked chat gpt how to get 24000 points and it didn't help me cause it still told me to do scary stuff
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>>556041041
how many times have you tried "hard" content though because nothing in runescape is really actually hard it's just a time investment to learn and/or a dps check
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>click x to execute low health enemies
we are turning into wow
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>>556041392
>with the intention of minimizing complexity and maximizing reward
lmao i now understand why this island won the poll
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The Clinic has shut down. Narc was right. Thanks for the years of support.
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>>556039184
Okay I am getting filtered most by the orb mechanic I think. I keep triggering it too late (because triggering it early means most of the benefit is wasted).
2 deaths to that now..
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Fishbowl and diving apparatus on demand changes everything.
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jaytroonie and john chud was on the list
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>>556041392
im excited for this epic island i cleared my calendar let me know when its coming out i want to be there
girls FTW!
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>>556041182
NTA but Yama/Doom/Colo and Infernal are hard and that's what I'm doing
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Had to drop the elite clue on step 6.
Dragon spear + Red d'chaps emote step :(
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i just realized we are the crabs and this general is our bucket
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jarvis explain that analogy
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jarvis explain why my tummy hurts when i eat a stick or two of butter for a cheeky brekkie
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there was a guy in wc guild killing people
i attacked him but it turned out he had a buddy and they ganged up on me
but i got away by climbing the ladders
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>>556041392
this hoes drops will be 1/750 on slayer task look forward to it ong
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wintertoad is a retarded and badly designed minigame
why doesnt lighting or feeding the brazier give you warmth?
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because warmth was tacked on due to issues with it doing hp damage
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how do i make entity hider hide players but show someone whos attacking me? i have hide attackers unchecked but i still cant see them
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>you guys picked your favorite island!
>We liked it a lot too!
>Except this we have to change it
>oh and this it DEFINITELY wouldn't work
>oh and this too
>and this last thing
literally nothing about the island will make it through so what was the point? Like why even bother?
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>>556047361
>guys check out my island it has a bunch of broken shit on it
>wowee im going to vote for this
>wait wtf why arent they putting the broken shit in the game
shoulda voted for the sea gnome island, it would've had a kino sailing-only slayer master. oh well
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>>556045391
Those are magical fires you are feeding. Their energy is directed towards the Wintertodt and not your selfish ass.
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The Corrupted Gauntlet in Runescape is fucking cancer
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We needed an island with allotment/herb patch and fairy ring access.
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>>556048024
Why not make it worse instead of saying "This wouldn't work, so we're changing it to be nothing like the proposition you voted for"? Make it so it costs 10 billion gp to pick a slayer task, I thought that was a fucking cool system, being able to pay for tasks. Now it'll just be another generic slayer master no one uses because you can either get larrans brimstones or bosses from the only 3 masters ANYONE fucking uses.
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>>556048602
if you thought they would ever under any circumstances add a system where you can directly buy slayer tasks you are fucking retarded sorry
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>>556048784
Why? Why couldn't they load it with less desirable tasks, where people can at least minmax like literally every other skill has an ability to? Make it so tasks from that master give no drops but increased exp. There's a billion ways to make it balanced. They literally just shouldn't even make more fucking worthless content if it won't have the shit people are voting on it for. It's going to be a dead island people go to for the fuck-ass quest and never touch again like 90% of the sailing islands right now anyway.
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I KEEP DYING IN THE CORRUPTED GAUNTLET REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING 4 TORNADOES AND DISCO FLOOR
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>>556049013
And yes, I know this is a skill issue
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>>556048980
you are retarded because they literally said in the voting blog that they wouldn't add it
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>>556049298
So then why PICK THAT FUCKING ISLAND TO SHOWCASE AND HAVE PEOPLE VOTE ON
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>>556049348
>why did they think runescape players could read
i dunno why do they keep forcing pvp slop
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Kingdom divided lamps on mining or hunter in the dmm, you think?
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there really is no need to yell
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something something all the world is a stage one man in his time plays many parts
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Pkers are cancer
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>>556049558
hunter, mining is so easy.
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>>556049558
did you seriously do kingdom divided on dmm
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Iron men are such soft lil pussies lmfao it’s hilarious seeing all the irons in my clan have melties over losing 5k on a temporary game mode. At this point I’m convinced everyone who plays ironman is either a redditor, is scared of PVP, or was caught RWT/botting on their main.
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>>556049654
almost
>>556049630
what are you doing for mining?
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>>556049860
calcified rocks, at cam torum. I have literally not seen a single person here, and have free access to the adamant and mith, but I mostly sit on the calcified rocks since it's AFK.
Bonus points I get bone shards to train prayer with.
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>>556043385
Maplestory 2.2B CP Dual Blade Equip Video
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>>556014027
Lmfao this bitch threw her whole body into it, that would be an immediate disqualification + she barely even moved him. Not a good look tranxisters…
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actually, since I think I heard gotr isn't a safezone, RC might actually be the play
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>>556050607
gotr is safe, the altars aren't. No one sits at the altars though that I've seen.
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>>556050723
alright, I'll lamp hunter then, just did eagle's peak so only had to catch 2 lizards
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finna beast this breach
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>>556051060
The main issue of hunter is getting to where you can do contracts. Once you have those hunter is pretty smooth, but it's a LOT longer to get there for hunter, vs rc or mining.
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Ironbros… I’m getting real tired of these PKers not giving me respect when I’m in dangerous areas. They should always look up my hiscores and see my 896 CG KC and know not to attack me, my legs are getting tired from running from them so much. They should disable PVP for irons, honestly it’s a bad look and I don’t want to deal with the added danger when I’m in dangerous areas.
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dmm freaking sucks
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>>556051691
True sis, wanna meet up and chop some trees together? Tired of these people who are bad at the game killing me
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pking is simply brown behavior and its offputting to see people engaging in it its that simple really
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starting my OSRS journey today.

making a main. only 1 character because i am not a "skid"
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but all the best pkers are pure anglo saxon that doesnt make sense, pablo and ranpreet are running zulrah scripts not pking at mage bank
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>>556052479
gl
quests are the best way to level, do them. Don't waste your time trying to do pointless skilling when a quest skips you past it.
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is it worth it to sail to 79 to unlock rosewood trees for forestry and wc xp or should i just stick to redwoods
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dmm sucks because the way to earn points is fucking doing boring chores just random diary bullshit
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just had the worst breach in my entire life
kourend is fucking HORRIBLE as a location. not only do you go through multi multiple times the mosnter spawns are hard to read
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>>556047361
They said all that in the blog/post for the vote yet retards didn't read and now we're going to be getting a terrible island.
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its funny how every time jagex tricks people into engaging with pvp they all realize that its utter slop enjoyed by the lowest iq mongs and then those same mongs start having a collective melty like clockwork
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>>556053005
again, why the fuck even pick these islands, specifically, to show to people, if none of their concepts would be put through?
the "some changes" they mentioned was just a flat out fucking lie, they will ahve literally none of the polled elements.
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awesome every monster died in 2 seconds because one of the worlds was bugged and crowded the others and i got 200 points
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stop playing a seasonal mode and sperging out. you made the decision to play it.
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boba tea? gnarly
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>>556053213
Engagement farming and reduce their workload over Christmas. I expect they went with the islands which are part of the sea expansion and they want content for, e.g. this vote winner can be shoved south of Morytania when that opens up.
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ehhhh 300 points and 2 totems which I got to keep but lost all the other stuff
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i just said it was utter slop why would you think im playing it lol
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oh fuck
oh shit oh fuck oh fuck oh FUCK
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eat the rich
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>>556053854
>xp in shot
oh jarvy-poo
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that pictures off reddit so you can just take it off there but theres like 100 different total levels he could be at do you really think someones gonna go through the effort for that anymore
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so the 4am breach is the only one worth going to
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>>556054080
theres 1 total level he could be at with a max cape in the inv moron
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thats weird are you sure im 2278 total with one in my inventory right now
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Sleepless again.
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its spelled slepe
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>>556054442
what the sloop
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another tiersexual got doxxed, damn dale was right about these remedial blacks. these niggas are too dumb to be trolling, you never see with wings or dsp trolls
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i brought dragonstone bolts instead of diamond bolts this time and with gunslinger i managed to get like 140 points probably would have got more if i didnt try to loot and focused more on hitting
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>>556054442
jarvis
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>>556054756
how much are dragonstone bolts? I tried up to 2k per bolt and got fucking nothing and much higher isn't anywhere near my budget.
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>>556054894
shes a well known threadgirl try not living under a freaking rock instead of asking jarvis
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>>556054957
okay who is she then
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>>556054946
i think i got them for like 1.6k idk i just use https://prices.runescape.wiki/dmm/ and leave an offer up near the last buy price
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>>556055231
its leyr ill tell you this time because im feeling generous but dont get used to it
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>>556048039
>>556049013
I beat corrupted gauntlet first try on release
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gimon
GIIIIIIIIIMON
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>>556054442
why though
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I mean we all knew already but still.
(composer of sea shanty 2 btw, receives royalties every time it's released on streaming or a vinyl btw)
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she just answered why she said she couldnt sleep
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thinkin bout d3ks
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like in a wholesome way or in a lecherous way
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d3k wouldnt get a spot on my mount rushmore of osg there i said it
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who would
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is it worth getting to 20 construction for the shoebox it seems like it might be but thats a really hard grind
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>>556051216
wait you'd want to do contracts for hunter? I was just expecting to go hide in some fucking cubby for it
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>>556057009
I mean you can do that too but contracts make it like a 6 hour affair to max.
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20k/27k dmm points
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>>556057776
im at 12 hehe
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>>556058159
i got something 12 for your bussy hehe
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can i see
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how could st0ck throw away everything we had for freaking girl twink im gonna freak
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as an YIN(young iron nigger) what setup do i bring to fight artio
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>>556053854
whats the big deal i have three of those
>>
girl twink took our sissy yt boi...
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are you asking me or is that a retorahcool question
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whats the street price anyway like 2.5 bil or something
>>
just remember you promised to give #4 to me ok
>>
i got a 4 for you if you know what i mean
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>>556059046
13
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can i see
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>>556058889
bowfa crystal top and legs and freezes if you dont have the wildy weapons
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4 wow thats really small no offense mine is way bigger
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d3k as the big wheel
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gnome mokey voice: im the joker baby
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>>556059585
honestly he's been having a crazy run on GG. Better than I thought he was.
>>
i feel like gnomemonkey is a lot less annoying than previously
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>>556059685
He's shit
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>>556060185
and still won multiple bannings and dumpstered everyone he's been put up against including cousinfucker RMTer odablock
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i feel like mixed race society is bad cause just look how violent varlamore and south of varaloamore is
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>>556060284
>he beat a bunch of retards, so he's not shit stop bullying my ugly inbred streamer he loves me!!
Kill yourself lol, he's dogshit. Random lowbobs go infernal speedrunning and pisses on this subhuman that tries infernal speedrunning 24/7
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>>556060376
I mean if "the best players" that jagex pays to fly out to their HQ and get paid money to play the game and are sponsored by jagex to make videos about the game and are heralded as the premier players are getting fucking obliterated by a down syndrome dweeb like gnomonkey it just reinforces that they're all shit.
also if those other people were so good surely they'd be invited to gg, no?
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d3k calls mine her cute little guy
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https://youtu.be/9oS2tvGilkk
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No one is reading your gnomonkey manifesto, homo
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you clearly read it, seethed, and then waited to respond kek
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I would not go if I was invited
going to burgerland is craaaaay
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personally i cant read i have jarvis tell me everything
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why is catbox down iwas gonna post the gnomechunky skilling montage
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why would you go to america for GG?
>>
soup is american
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I've never done slayer, like ever in my life
I just don't like combat, and the idea of having to do hours of grinding boring shit to get to the cool monsters that drop good stuff sucks
>>
GMEBE Bandz: The White Drill Rapper Who Went Missing…Then Turned Up Dead
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No shot this fat retard tried to call xirself a “well known threadgirl”, imagine being “well known” on an ANONYMOUS collection of fat internet dweebs lmao that’s kind of missing the point, if you want updoots and recognition you know where to take those cankles.
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chicago is one of the worst places they could have chosen. Austin would have been better for price and esports consideration. I can't wait for someone to mention their rented car got stolen or they got suckerpunched and end up in the hospital.
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finished me build for 61-80

now do i move on up or just stay here and enjoy being literally the only person that can use barrows
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starting my OSRS journey today.

making a main. only 1 character because i am not a "skid"
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>>556062335
stick there. 61-80 seems to be like a stepping stone bracket I barely see anyone.
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gonna make some burner accounts with dreambot and runemate
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>>556059685
he's pretty fucking shit, never wins a banning unless he gets carried
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dreambot stole my cd keys
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>finish a kingdom divided in the dead man moder
>don't get my lamps
>look it up
>apparently some quests are bugged on DMM & don't give xp lamps they're supposed to give
neat
I guess I won't be lamping hunter
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if ur an opp ur gonna get slept like idk what to tell you
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how mad will reddit be when they dont fix breaches tomorrow
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>>556065083
There's nothing wrong with them. It's literally a skill issue.
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dont victim blame please
>>
the only time i hear what redditors think is when they come to this thread to talk about reddit
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i saw the lizard stroking post on there i thought that was funny
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i saw reddit was worshiping noobtype anti midzy
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whats bis ranged sigils for breaches if i cant get aggression or thralls?
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>entangle guy and DD
>wait for log out timer
>right after it ends, says i need to wait ten seconds to log
>then he hits me again
wtf happened am i retarded? the log out dialogue got interrupted by nothing
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>>556066189
the sigil of "go train more so you can get aggression and thralls"
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>>556066331
i only need 6k more points so by the time i even get 5k for thralls ill be done with dmm what about gunslinger meticulousness and rigorous ranger
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>>556066495
If you need more speed, sure.
I'm betting you're just not dealing enough damage though since most bosses die instantly in most brackets at this point. You won't get in.
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oda got so much izzat from ditter.....
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do you have to soak lentils i forget
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if midzy was on reddit i would updoot her and award her various little icons
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>>556066295
oh wait i know what happened. entangle on pray mage only freezes for 7 seconds
the log-out timer doesnt compensate for being in combat because jagex is retarded
so it's basically impossible to get away if ur doing mage arena 2 deep wildy. great game
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im close to 27k points and now i have the urge to get another 12k for the voidwaker i dont even have
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>>556067162
Or you should use that time to fucking run instead of sitting underneath him like an absolute fucking retard
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strokin my salamander
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>>556067309
run where? he'll get unfrozen and get back on you if you run far enough. you cant tele out since it's deep and any lever makes you wait 5-10 seconds as well lmao
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ive got my poon out at the fishing guild
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>>556067548
So, let me get this right
You don't want to get the gap, you'd rather sit underneath him?
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what if they freeze you while youre running away
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>>556067851
if you're unable to do anything else why the fuck does it matter?
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>>556067768
yea
logout timer is shit and if i freeze with anything i should be able to get away
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you can you just messed somethin up i prefer teleporting instead of logging out personally but im just a girl
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>>556067587
wow can i see
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dont ask a girl if you can see her poon
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yea thats taboo
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they should try doing a dmm with no rewards next year
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Non dmm stats,
give me something to do, I've been killing Calvarion but its too easy and kinda boring now, also up for a tempoross mass if you guys are gunna do one tonight
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sail
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>>556068248
im in deep wild i cant just tele otherwise i wouldnt be complaining
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And as for me, processing noted goods.
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>>556068858
if youre a bondie then you should be doing duo nex for bis
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>>556069190
I was thinking of this but havent I gotta get the key from god wars, maybe there is a god wars farming world somewhere I can sneak in...
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>>556069167
pilk
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>>556067548
run to deep wildy dungeon
both the stairs and the shortcut should easily let you juke
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i hate when you sneeze so hard and your spittle is like buckshot against your lips
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>>556069167
where did you get all those gems? stars?
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>>556069704
Yes. Not sure what happened to my tracker, but this my total loot from gem bags.
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>>556070228
can i rape you
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>>556070271
leave our threadgirls alone sicko or should i say saikou
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saikou more like saitei
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for someone who doesnt really raid but does enjoy bossing, would you be better off having near bis equipment and more variety of styles or a single megarare and build from there?
something like:
masori/zcb, bowfa oathplate/nox hally virtus/ancestral and ayak
vs
noob gear but with 1 mega
what opens up the game more?
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megarare rebuilds are a meme
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buy a tbow and kill giant mole
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ive got a plan to slime the opps
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>>556071216
Well, for non-raid content why would you get a megarare? The whole point is that they make the appropriate raid a complete joke. Shadow outside of toa is still great, absolutely, but inside toa you can sleepwalk through 350s.
For general bossing though tbow has way more value across a wider variety of bosses.
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can we go back to it being dariacore winter or
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im down
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>>556071216
Just buy a soulreaper axe, bowfa, and eye of ayak.
That gets you like 95% of the way there. for a fraction of the cost.
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idk what that is can you explain for me
>>
iykykaidttykits
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ill put on some on now
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unc really claiming a bowfa is 95% of a tbow hell no
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oh ok i gues
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link the playlist
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no im trying to gatekeep that girl
>>
fair
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gnomemonkey said you can bowfa skip with the new arrows and scorcher bow
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i dont like gatekeeping https://soundcloud.com/c0ncernn/ricky-bobby?in=c0ncernn/sets/dariacore
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for me personally its gingus
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>>556072979
>No, mum! You don't get it!
>I NEED a twisted bow to be able to kill mole! It's impossible otherwise!
>PLEASE let me borrow your credit card, this will be the last time, I promise!
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>>556073309
i know last year you rejected me but this year will you consider being this f2p uim skillers valentine but no pressure if you dont want to
>>
reddit doesnt want you to know this but they dont bring food with them you can kill redditors as much as you want ive killed 10 redditors today
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yea ill consider it
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i lied im not anonydork i just wanted to see howd youd react im sorry
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aaaaaaaaa door stuck door stuck help
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for the last 2 minutes ive been sitting here thinking wow i have the same question
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your such a joker
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do we think chappell ate with her grammys outfit or was it too much
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hey im gonna go for my first fire cape but do you think i should get rigour first
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rigour is a must for a first fire cape
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wow its meowgana :3
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imho she ate but i could see how some girls wouldnt like the look but she deserves to have fun and look nice
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its always times like these when i think of you
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my toon could wear that dress iykwim
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What do I lamp in dmm?
Leaning towards slayer or hunter.
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herblore
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mining and smithing have basically no benefit from any sigil so id say mining but its your life girl do what you want
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>>556074902
You make a good point. I will lamp mining.
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just got my deepest delve, a level 10 can you believe it
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well done buttercup
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how do you pvp
I don't get it
>walk out of safe zone
>instantly hit for a freeze and then three more hits I don't know what from for 30 and a 20 to do 99 damage
i don't understand what I'm doing wrong, I feel like I can't do anything and honestly have never felt more like unsubscribing for a game so instantly lmao
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>>556067121
ok should i link my account or do you think you can find it yourself
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>finally decide to start bossing on dmm
>no instances
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so it's just completely pointless, glad I wasted 3 days, fucking bullshit
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whys your text pukey >>556075114
>>556075301
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why are you replying
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that discord call sample spooked me big time
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Were the Monkey Madness 2 bosses designed with flinching in mind? I tried tanking the hits and was just eating high 30s constantly.
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you would too if you had puke all over your screen ok leave her alone
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>>556070228
hey i'll buy your sapphires off you
rsn

lil gobbo
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the pukers dont understand context you have to give them numbers otherwise they get confused
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>>556075301
its good to know that the only bosses worth doing are wintertodt and tempoross thanks, i dont want to wait in some conga line while juan xi and amir try to kill me
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can someone cheer me up
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I went and tried to do scurrius cause I figured it might not be too bad, there's a full on fucking clan just sitting outside, and that same clan has 4 people on every single world in 3 brackets, and of course it's multi. if I wasn't already at 8k points I'd have just gone back immediately. I did just cash out though, made about 50m, so I guess it could be worse.
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whats got you down
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hey i havent played dmm at all but am i correct in my understanding that its a pvp game mode where the point is that the entire game is a pvp zone? and thats the only purpose of the game mode?
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>>556076691
the purpose is to give pkers easy wins because the wildy is dead and theyre scared of BH
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im not a skiller not a killer so i wont touch anything with dead in the name im also a girl so i wont play one where you have to be a man either
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>>556076691
It's like leagues, but not at all, and it's way worse.
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no the purpose of the game mode is to get the 3 reward items, pvp is a detrimental element to that end because no PVP actually gives you points to get those items so it's simply to waste yours and other people's times within said temporary game mode to PK for items that are worth nothing and will be worth less than nothing when they're transferred to a world that can't hold 10 players in a month. why does it have arbitrary changes like no instances? why are there safe zones at all if it's supposed to be truly hardcore pvp? seems like crutch faggot baby shit.
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the purpose is for streamers to farm clips
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too many words not reading your chud slop
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no streamers are doing pvp, the top TWENTY streamers are doing the only fucking instanced content (like raids) or skilling because that's what points are. what clips are you getting from farming instant-grow patches.
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>>556075824
Uncut or cut sapph?
I am going to cut them all for the crafting exp.
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my sapphires already cut i dont mind uncut sapphires though
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>>556077274
all of the skilling relics serve to lure pinatas out of the safe zones so pkers can kill them for logs and seeds to sell on the ge for 10k gp
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>>556077307
hmm.. I'll buy 5m of uncut ones off you.

It doesnt matter too much, it just saves me a day and a bit wait at the GE.

I collect them
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>>556077661
I should say I mean 5m gp worth of the sapphires. But RSN already posted, message me if you want to
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mine is uncut luckily the menaphite custom didn't take root in varrock
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jagex proving pvm is getting held back by pvp and megarares again
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my diamond was uncut but i had to cut it later because it was too tight
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what do you mean megas are worthless nowadays everything is like get the demonbane for the demon boss get the dragonbane for the dragon boss get the fang for the stupidly tanky melee boss oh you dont have a shadow well here with ayak we will let you have 90% of the dps
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megarares are bad for the game they should just remove them
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>>556068858
ill do some tempoross after i make dinner
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can we do thread zalcano at some point that might be comfy we can all actually see each other unlike tempoross and the tool seed is kinda pog
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i dont have enough brews for it unfortunately
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sure how many brews should i bring
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i dont want to do these captchus anymore
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you can buy a pass with credit card again
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can i borrow yours
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unfortunately someone broke my other compujter for three days and my pass was on that computer
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Quoi?
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sra is so shit why does it take 40 hp
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how do i do the pass thingy
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very carefully lol
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lol
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you put :Pass: in the name field and then post its a little old trick
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>>556072779
That’s john jr for sure
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are the ruinous prayers good for breaches
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wow really is it that easy
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LOL
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lying bitch i hate you
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bitch got coaxed into a snafu lmfao
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just obtained 4 beginner caskets 1 easy casket 1 mystery box and 1 medium casket
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can i see all of them
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i need 1000 points in 2 hours help
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kill some giant mole for points
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>>556080996
yeah theyre these
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i really regret not doing mage arena 2 with protection
that was the play i think. all of those god staves eat your cash stack up
yes you can alch back some of the gp but it still sucks if you die
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my holiday is less than 2 months away now wow
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holy smokes thats a lot of skets can you open them and show me too
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yes this was my crap #mycrap #skets
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moms sketi
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is that at least a clog
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me personally im not going to subject to a game mode that i dont enjoy simply for fomo cosmetics so
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i have fomo thats why im subjecting myself to it
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more like homo
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Is it too late to start this dmm and get the rewards?
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so if sailing is such a good skill why is it disabled in dmm
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i want your things in my poh
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if you just want the rewards wait until next week
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the additional easy clue scroll which i obtained from the mystery box has now rewarded me an easy casket which contains 6x salmon and 1x black platelegs
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its also disabled in leagues loll
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its gonna be disabled in leagues too
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so what there isnt anything wrong with being disabled
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i kinda want to play more dmm but not another 12k points worth so i guess ill stop
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>>556082093
because it's very op and would likely be the meta if u consider the xp multiplier.
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so what is exactly the point of the new island theyre putting in the game by the way
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>>556082227
british disabled girl...
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>>556081090
fight caves is 500 points for your first clear
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if i got a wish from a genie id ask to turn into a super saiyan like vegeta or goku and then i could rape all the cute women id want whenever i want
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im doing easy clues too im seeking the ham joint a rare drop from easy caskets
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smokin on that ham joint
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looks like your already in the ham joint lol
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are you talking about penis
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we should be if we arent
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>>556082627
omg
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sorry but i am NOT comfortable with that
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mine curves to the right even though i wield it in my off hand can you explain that
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if you provided some images from a few different angles and a video then i could take a crack at explaining it
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whats your POH layout please
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are you earnestly asking or is it a metaphor for something weird
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i have the tree on the left and the fairy ring downways and upways are my troll herb teleports and thenthe other rooms are sort of scattered around and i keep the pets outside
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portal nexus | fairy ring | workshop
jew box | portal | lecturn
menagerie | spirit tree | costume room
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im earnest i just got lvl 10 and i need ideas
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i have 3 ham joints i got 2 of them b2b
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like the chicken
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no that would be ernest with no a
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you can always move stuff around so i wouldnt woryr about it too much at level 10 just build stuff as you unlock it in a location that makes sense to you
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i dont understand what you want from me
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Epstein is responsible for Call of Duty's downfall. Yes, I'm serious.
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i need you to show me that you care
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im giving it my all
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i just keep moving forward
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>>556083386
>>556083442
>>556083664
>>556083859
thank you
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ive been waking up with headaches lately im worried i might need to get some oxygen tanks
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ernest the chicken saves christmas
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omg i would love that quest
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you need the oxygen tanks if theyre only on one side you can come try it anyways though
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>he build all the pointless poh cosmetics
ok i like him again
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its like right above my eyes and between them
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any ideas for good aoe safe zone cannon spots?
is fally just the best?
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do you think i am retarded, . ?
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no
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are you a poofta mate
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i wanna have sex with j1mmy so bad man
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ok j1mmy relax
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does anyone want 79 burnt sharks
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my cracked spotify stopped working
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you have to update it sometimes
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j1mmy is dating an onlyfans girl lol
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i just did a fresh install
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>>556085001
can i see
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whats her of then im just wondering
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>>556085174
>>556085184
idk some anon psoted her theo tehr day
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thats not a real photo you freaking dingbat
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did someone make it with ai also can they make one of j1mmy too
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dingbat lol
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>>556085281
sup j1mmy
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ive got the gift of one liners and youve got the curse of kwuarms
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what if someone did one of d3k lol haha xD
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girl dinner for tonight is a cookie i baked and a bowl of birthday cake popcorn and um a can of pears and some tea
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ive got the curse of no valentine this year either
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>>556085636
The "curse of kwuarms" is very real. You might have hundreds of these herbs, but you can't make the super strength potions you desperately need until you spend hours farming limpwurt roots to mix with them. This is a piece of osrs-themed "brainrot." Internet subcultures love to take nostalgic emo songs and "rs-ify" them by replacing key words with game items. It’s a form of wordplay that relies on you being both a fan of 2000s alternative music and a "scaper" (RunEcape player).
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is it okay to befriends with an ex lover (st0ck) whos in a relationship (girl twink) or should i move on
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idk i dont have any friends at all
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why did your gock make a typo >>556086285
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if you were a dinosaur from land before time you would be chomper
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swolebenji telling people how to get a refund for ashes of creations medium rare swolebenji W swolebenji
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>>556086414
good morning john
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so im making a character do i make it a main, hcim, or uim?
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I'm out of white wine idk what to add with the lentils
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ask jarvo hes usually on the money when it comes to cooking substitutes or additives
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you should make a gim with people you dont know
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the little girl who voiced ducky was killed in a murder suicide by her father and on her tombstone they put yup yup yup
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>>556075301
whisperer has to be instanced right
if not that would be absolutely hilarious
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>>556083859
this is so inefficient literally hours of time wasted every year
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one big birdy down
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>>556086893
depends what you want to play
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Why do shitters get booty blasted over an optional game mode and by extension an optional part of the game in pvp?
I don't think i have stepped foot in the wilderness in the last two years. Before that if i had to go in i would actually have my setup around being attacked.
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this rog got 300 dollars damn the trolls don't protect their own
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i cannot read post longer than 2 lines
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doesnt swolebenji live in a van lol
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>>556087435
Because helmies want cosmetics and neet bondies want their gee pee its not even part of the clog lmao
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i wish swolebenji was my friend but im not white so he densest like me
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is the loaf girl here i have a question well its kind of 2
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sure go ahead but make it snappy i want to read my novel
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a lot of people dont know this but a few years ago they made it so that you can enter someone's house even when they're not there. sometimes i hop through my friendlist to check out their houses and.... damn some of these busters are down way bad
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i just died
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do you ever freeze your loafs and if so how do you like to thaw them
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i havent frozen them before but if i did i would just use my air fryer i reckon
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ty enjoy your book
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what novel are you reading
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its a fantasy novel okay and you guys always make fun of me when i post about them
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okay well enjoy
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What kind of mental illness causes someone to get rank 1 in anything in this game
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>>556089415
Willpower. Something you will never have.
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>>556089538
are you gay?
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are you asking me because if so im half gay
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not everything is about you
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lowkey a rapist
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why not im the main character
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>>556089415
i have a friend with a rank 1 hes very normal i think hes a doctor
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>>556089538
I have a job
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no you arent
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got me slayer helm(I) gonna do so manynuch royal tittans 2morrow let me tell u something for nothing
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my meds
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then why do my eyes show me in first person huh
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Have they unfucked breaches yet, or is it completely pointless without actually good gear?
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i use an rcb and get a couple thousand points
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which bracket are you in babe
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61-80
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>>556089927
Is it a good idea to just try to get to prif on the 3-60 worlds just so i can zalcano in peace?
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Oops wrong reply :(
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>>556091091
umm sorry i think you replied to the wrong post
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I haven't played since 2007. I'm on F2P for now, what are the best things to kill given I am at 30 magic and 20 defence?
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the misthalin south breach sucks i only got 1k
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>>556091640
check the wiki
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i only got like 300 because some nigger decided to attack me
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no i do not give u my express persimmon to add an additional cannonball collection method to the game
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439 pts
not my greatest loot but I got away with it
I did not see what other loot I had in the bag that I picked up rom piles because I had to insta-deposit at ferox as soon as I got the interface open
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i only got attacked at a breach once it was on day 1 and i lost my bone cb i was pissed
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i got like 1500 in the gnome maze you can 1v1 monsters there because nobody goes in
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>>556092645
surprised you got that many kills & only 439 points
I got like ~600 points & got maybe five?
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Another day nobody will do tob with me
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cooking tuner
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i just had a tuner bagel for lunch
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i wish i was like my toon and didnt have to care about mercury poisoning so i could eat all the tuner i wanted
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is the 5k point thrall sigil worth it
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try sardines and mackerel
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worth is subjective
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>>556093003
I am in t1 and was using the training gear
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>>556093005
if you didn't ask at 3:30 am I'd do tob with you
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i think ill just save up for aggression then i dont really want to do the quest anyways
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>>556093590
I'm genuinely dumbfounded that you can even get kill credit with training gear
how busy are bracket 1 worlds during breaches?
bracket 3 tends to be 1000-1500 on all worlds so it's rough
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>>556093763
they are ok I suppose
maybe singles is more crowded
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>>556094268
>multi breach
scary
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ill show you scary...
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>>556095149
>>556095149
>>556095149
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>>556094481
I got shanked by a clan in the kourend/salpeter mine one earlier
like one of the goobers was typing meripu meripu meripu in public chat
shame my recording of that one failed :c
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remember in scary movie 2 where david cross was hanging out the window and the other guy was like take my strong hand it was his little weird fucked up hand
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#mydough #mystickyhand
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erm
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