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first for:
>Ender Organs
>Ender Bones
>Ender Spleens
>Ender Lungs
>Ender Testicles

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>>556028024
>Ender Testicles
We already have those, though.

I still think they should add mummies to the game as mini bosses found in revamped desert temples. They react to players based on sight or proximity, slowing you down with a scream while they summon scarabs to dig through the sand and chase you down. We need more mobs to abuse their mechanics to create mini games

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Chicken Jokey

>>556030485
Do I have to say this again? They're not adding mummuies, they only add original monsters.

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>>556030485
we already got mummies in vanilla game thoughbeit

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>>556028024
still no ender golem, did you ever think about that?

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>>556031870
and these guys kinda, but of course they don't actually have any interesting mechanics. why would mojang want to add anything interesting to the game?

>>556033047
they starve you
they dont burn in sunlight
MUMMYS CURSE

>>556033047
>slightly taller desert zombie that doesn't burn in the sun and gives you hunger, and can spawn on a zombie camel with a spear and charge at you, with a desert skelly friend in the back shooting weakness arrows, acting like a miniboss, and you get to keep the camel
idk, I think it's pretty interesting

>>556033047
they'd be so cool if they weren't wearing those stupid blonde wigs

>>556034672
and those stupid blonde hair shirts

>>556034672
It's some type of head cloth, anon. Desert people wear those, it's even the same color as his shirt. Now what do you think the pink part of the sheep's face is?

>>556034672
It’s not hair it’s a kufi, a common hat for men in islamic cultures

>>556031250
based

are br*ts, who refuse to verify by Id, banned yet.

>>555734183
>>555741012
That roof tiling is pure sex.

>>556032086
shulkers are ender golems

still no nether golems thoughbeit

>>556055517
blazes are nether golems

>>556050391
That fox looks strange.

>>556058130
It's just in your head

>>556059524
nuh-uh, it's in that image

https://xcancel.com/Minecraft/status/2018380915244663086#
>Want to change the world IRL? Start in Minecraft
>In the free Good Trouble DLC, explore global civil rights movements, meet changemakers, and learn how to stand up, speak out, and build a better world.
Mojang…

>>556068179
>they locked the replies
kek

>>556068179
Mojang is really trying their damnedest to make me not want to play this game. I'm starting to hate that I love this game so much

>>556068179
I can't wait to download the George Floyd DLC

>>556068179
I know absolutely nothing about Bedrock/Education edition, but is it going to be possible for people to send these characters through death machines, or is this in some walled off garden where players can't build or do anything? I can think of some funny things to do with these characters if it's allowed

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>>556068179
Rosa Parks farm incoming

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>>556068179

This slop must be what 95% of their dev hours are going into instead of anything interesting for JE.

>>556072802
oh no is this going to be another thing about raysworks that technical players are gonna seethe over?

>>556068179
This is a really high level shitpost man
It's like that dustborn game where it was so ridiculous that people thought it was a right-wing false flag
Leftists and their actions and beliefs are indistinguishable from satire and parody

>>556068179
Do we have to react like this any time they announce something like this? Are you not used to it yet? And it's literally nothing.
>>556074025
They don't make the marketplace stuff.

>>556074781
He comments on every Minecraft tweet and Youtube post, he's that kind of guy. Also, he got called out for stealing redstone designs, right? I tried looking it up before but couldn't find anything, I think it was cubicmetre who did.

>>556074781
I don't really like ray's videos anymore (they became way too clickbaity and trying to go "viral" vs just focusing on the tech), but I do respect ray. He seems to be the closest to /ourguy/ of any of the tech youtubers I'm familiar with (if I recall, I think there are some screenshots of him saying "nigger" back in the day, and he doesn't seem to back down from "cancel culture"), so I really hope he actually does it, if such a thing is even possible
>>556075995
He's definitely got a high-level of autism. I don't know that he stole anyone's design, just that he constantly BEGS to be credited on everything, even on things that are common knowledge or could have reasonably been discovered independently with no knowledge of ray's videos

>>556075995
Pretty sure cubicmetre designs his own stuff, since it's all incredibly in-depth and niche. It seems to me like he's quality over quantity

>Realise I don't have the Hero of the Village achievement
>Down an ominous potion
>Merk wave after wave
>Last wave
>1 remaining
>Can't find the fucker
>Raid times out

This has happened 3 times tonight. Is there some technique to avoiding them spawning in some fucking cave where I can't find them? I've tried ringing the bell, which some people say will highlight the last raider, but it's not worked so far.

>>556076803
Maybe that's what I was thingking of.
>>556077573
By that I meant I think it was cubicmetre who called out ray in a video for something.

>>556077702
If you bring a villager and a bed out into an ocean they should all be forced to spawn on the block directly above the bed.

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Idk why the fuck they always use villager models for this shit, it’s impossible to take seriously. Didn’t they recently add player npcs?

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history is... LE WOKE?!!?!?

>>556083115
No, NPCs have existed in Bedrock Edition for a long time, and they look like villagers with the default models. In Java Edition, they recently added manequins, which are just fake players, no NPC functionality.
Anyway, you're not supposed to take it very seriously, it's the funny block game.

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>>556072448
bros why are the police stopping me from killing the protestors? have the police gone woke?

>>556084502
Putting it in minecraft is, that's literally the definition. It's a childrens block game, not a platform to indoctrinate them
>b-but it's history!
And minecraft is about placing blocks and dying to falling creepers, it should stay that way. You don't see historians trying to weave minecraft into past events from before any of us were born do you?

>>556084502
>entire post feed is just fucking /v/ screencaps
stop shilling your account here nigger

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>>556085827
>have the police gone woke
Yes.

>>556085909
>children have been getting more retarded since no child left behind has been implimented
>add an optional dlc in media kids interact with to help educate them
>the jews start kevetching that it doesnt belong goy
epstiens strongest warriors arent that smart are they?

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It's not about history being political (it is)
It's about what theyre chosing to do this with. They deliberately chose the bl*ck people month do do a civil rights dlc. They're not going to continue this unless it's a gay dlc in the gay people month
This being "history" and "education" is just a cover for them being woke and having jungle fever
Where is the american revolution dlc?
Where is the european history dlc? The greek and roman ages dlc? Why not war of troy and oddesey dlc? Personally, I'll be waiting for the WWII dlc. Give us churchill and hitler as villagers. Give us the ability to create our own concentration camp, all decked out with everything. Gas chambers, swiming pools, delivery rooms for pregnant villagers, mastrabation machines, that part of the wall where they forced them to stick a shotgun through it so the barrel would curve up and they would shoot themselves in the head, cremation ovens that are made with extremely rare materials so you'll never be able to build enough of them. Give us the atom bomb dlc. There is so much history to choose from, yet, we know why they made the choice they did

>>556093069
>releasing black history during black history month is woke goy
buddy

Just don't play Bedrock? I don't get the issue

>>556068179
Is this the same as the third world country bomb defusing minigame?

T-thanks Bill Gates

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>>556083115
The map is old, it came out during the Mostly Peaceful Protests. They're just re-upping it for rog history month.

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/education/blog/2020/10/explore-social-justice-in-minecraft-education-edition-with-good-trouble/

>>556094810
The *existence* of black history month is woke.

>>556098975
and stuff like this is why you guys lose the culture war every 4 years

>>556099108
Retarded millionaires whining at the grammys isn't "culture"
https://news.gallup.com/poll/691454/two-thirds-prefer-birth-sex-ids-athletics.aspx

>>556099356
>stop paying attention to real problems goy get detracted by celebrities spewing bullshit
keep kvetching, everyone knows what you are

>guy terminally obsessed with jews has opinions about what normal people think

>>556100347
>stop calling out my psyop goy just keep calling everything woke without question
this is what controlled opposition looks like when called out

>spent two or so hours tard wrangling an elder guardian
>finally get him to the spot I want to keep him in the nether
>retardely built the minecart stop too close to the wall
>starts suffocating
>quickly drink milk and break all the blocks around him
>lava hidden behind the wall
>burnt to a crisp
all I got was some cooked fish and two prismarine shards for all that work. I just cheated and used a spawn egg after that and I don't even regret it

>Hytale comes out and takes a non-trivial portion of playerbase away from Minecraft
>Microshit's response: Black History DLC
bravo

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>>556102750
your narrative isnt narrativing. everybody already forgot about hytale

I don't like caving (well I liked it alright when it was all small tunnels). Why did they nerf stripmining?

https://www.twitch.tv/nagzz/clip/SmokyVainPigeonImGlitch-KOgzgM7LZHCmIKZP

>conveniently leaves out followers
absolutely embarrassing
minecraft has 24k viewers and 2.7m following for said content, that's 0.3% interest
hytale has 1.8k viewers and only 25k people following it, that's 7.2% interest
sadly you can't even defend your own narrative to the point you have to hide statistics to make your point look like it has some ground to stand on
7.2% in the dead of night while the entire western world sleeps, a game that just released in alpha and has next to no content is more interesting

>>556068179
This is what they're working on instead of an end update btw

>>556104812
2.7m followers over the course of how many years? 25k people who followed minecraft on twitch at some point are probably actually dead by now, likely even more. you're probably trolling, but just in case anyone thinks this is a good point. 24k active viewers while hytale has only 25k total followers is embarrassing, not a win.

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>>556104812
>3 week old game has higher viewer-to-follower ratio than 17 year old game
Just when I thought the cope couldn't get any worse.

>>556104812
followers are a meaningless metric. all it does is show streams of the game on your home page
how can hytalefags be this retarded

>>556104063
Did they? Enchantments have never been easier. Higher density because no air or some shit as well
Anyway isn't it easier to get diamonds from strip mining after 1.20 if you have diamond tools?

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>>556103420
>>556104063
>>556104812
>>556105147
>>556105638
>>556105675
Woke: Minecraft has more fans
Broke: Hytale is where it's at
Bespoke: People who watch streamers should be put in camps
Hiding replies BTW kek

>>556093069
i think it's very convenient they released this and banned anarchy servers like 2b2t right after the epstain files came out. Bill Gates didn't want those stuff being shared at minecraft servers. and they're using that dlc to distract people from more important things.

>>556104063
Yeah I also hate this caving meta...
'member when we just had to tunnel straight with our pickaxes to find diamond, t'was good time

>hytalefags are touting the game as an anti woke bastion
>when it is developed by troons and has more fag mods than minecraft

stop seething about hytale

>hytalefags shitting up the thread
>if you point out how silly thier shitposts are youre the one seething
go back to your dead game

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>>556111185
That's what PE looks like these days?

>>556111185
Let him in

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>>556111629
yes. the buttons are moveable. I made it resemble the genshin layout so it’s easier to play. Also this is my house.
>>556111930
it gone but I did not murder the moo.

>>556111185
i hate that they added an analogue stick

>>556112653
the old dpad option is still there buried in the settings if you want it with split controls but it won’t have all the buttons. I prefer dpad because the deadzone on that analog control is too big but I’m used to it.

So are Brits banned from using chat yet?

>>556112650
Did they got rid of the filly circle?

>>556068179
Arguably, this is Microsoft's doing. Not Mojang's.

Still, if our broski, Notch, did not sell the game we could have had a politically neutral Minecraft still.

>>556077702
You can ring a bell to get a temporary outline on all nearby illagers

Only 3-4 more hours until minecraft is SAVED (for real this time…)

>>556108707
>and banned anarchy servers like 2b2t
do what now? how can they ban servers? aren't they privately hosted?

>>556130810
Nah. I don't believe that. Sorry.

>>556099108
ywnbaw

>>556130882
minecraft requests a list of hashes when it starts up
each of these corresponds to a banned server ip

Gemini's secret is that she performed a profane ritual to suck up all the beauty from the other women of hermitcraft.

>>556130882
When 1.9.3 came out they retroactively updated all versions from 1.7.2 onwards so that when you click Multiplayer it calls https://sessionserver.mojang.com/blockedservers and if you attempt to connect to a server on that list then it will tell you that the server is unavailable.

>>556131734
and that still did not help a whole lot

all hermaphrodite craft people are ugly as fuck, both inside and out

>>556131852
Wouldn't that be easily circumventable by a mod?

>>556132621
Yeah it's not difficult to mod it out, but the mod would break the EULA so you can't upload it to curseforge or modrinth or whatever. You can get it off github though:

https://github.com/svenar-nl/FabricCustomServerAccessMod/releases

>>556131485
Isn't literally everyone on 2b2t using a hacked client that would ignore that anyway?

>>556133060
I didn't know Forge and Modrinth would ban non-EULA-compliant mods, but I guess that makes sense. Weird how No Chat Report and No Chat Restrictions are allowed to stay up. You'd think Mojang would want to get rid of that, too

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>>556132102
most of them are just very average looking

Any tips?
I started recently and just kept getting killed by skeletons with their arrows and the enemy spawn rate feels really high considering i just started a new world.

Like i cannot stress how much i'm new to this, i just saw some videos and memes and decided to give it a go after the movie came out

>>556134884
light up the area around you to stop mobs from spawning. also, a shield is pretty cheap and will help in the early game against skeletons

>>556133996
as someone who has watched hermitcraft since season 2, I have no idea who most of these people are. I only recognize like three of them. why do people care what hermits look like IRL?

>>556134884
Get yourself a bed and sleep through the night to avoid fighting until you have some gear to protect yourself. You need torches, a shield, and some iron gear.

Coal and iron are easiest to find high up, like in mountains.

>>556135363
99.99% of people don't, but the rest can't stop talking about it for some reason

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>>556027960
I've been working on a mushroom house concept. Do you guys think the walls being trap doors or shelves look better?

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>>556133060
>Name change to Custom Server Access Mod (CSAM)
Can't tell if joke or autism

>>556138748
Shelves. The handles on the trapdoors are too noticeable

>>556134884
If it turns to night before you have a bed or a base, you can dig yourself a hole in the dirt and cover it for 10 minutes until the sun comes up. You can look at advancements and the recipe book for hints on what to do next.

>>555999562
Everything that doesn't have durability should be stackable. And everything that has durability or other data components should still only take 1/64th of a bundle. Everything that stacks only to 16 should stack to full 64.
An enchantment that you can put on Shulker boxes that allows you to access items inside them right from the inventory without a need to place them.
A setting for treating bundle contents as extensions of the inventory, e.g. picked items would automatically stack with similar items inside bundles, or items from would be automatically placed in the selected hotbar slot when you middle-click on a block you want to pick.

All this would solve so many issue without adding extra inventory rows.

>>556142032
>Everything that stacks only to 16 should stack to full 64.
I'm on two minds on this. I see no reason why eggs and signs only stack to 16, but maybe 64 ender pearls would be too strong in some instances. I'd be fine with all 16-stackable items being bumped to 32. You could then make splash potions stack to 8, and regular potions to 16. I feel like that'd make sense

>>556142792
>but maybe 64 ender pearls would be too strong in some instances
How so? And don't you dare say PVP.

>>556142032
A lot of things that don't stack are done for balance reasons. Like it would make the game ezmode if you could bring several stacks of potions with you, or a stack of totems of undying in your offhand. And things that are basically loot shouldn't stack so sometimes you do have to make choices about what you want to bring with you, e.g. enchanting books and horse armor.

And some shit is just so big that it makes sense that you can't stack them, e.g. boats, beds, minecarts. I'm also fine with filled buckets being in that category, but it's also partially a balance thing because a stack of milk buckets would be imbalanced too.

That said, there is some shit which definitely should be made stackable:

>Mushroom Stew / Beetroot Soup / Rabbit Stew
Only not stackable because it used to be a balance thing as mushroom soup was the only food source in the nether, which it no longer is. Beetroot and Rabbit stew were obviously only made unstackable to match mushrooms, but they're basically useless items as a result (and for the fact that they give you less health than eating the ingredients that go into them). Suspicious stew could stay, as it's a potion, but I'd say it's fine to be stackable because it's basically useless.
>Saddles
Used to be loot, but no longer is now that it's craftable
>Banner patterns
There is no reason why they shouldn't stack when smithing templates do

>And everything that has durability or other data components should still only take 1/64th of a bundle.
That's absurd, bundles are too cheap to be that overpowered. And you definitely shouldn't be able to carry thousands of shulker boxes with you with them.

>>556143076
PvP isn't the only type of balance the game has to consider. When things are too convenient, and the player has too many tools, a lot of content can be trivialized. I'm not sure it applies to ender pearls, and this might just be inertia talking, but 16 to 64 still feels like a big leap

>>556143675
I hate all this "balancing" bullshit. To me these are arbitrary limitations that suck the fun out of the game by forcing me to halt exploration every 5 minutes to reach into a Shulker box or Ender chest or discourage me from engaging with particular mechanics like potions because why even bother when it's inconvenient as fuck. So fucking what if I am able to carry several enchanting books from a dungeon at once?

It is especially weird to try and apply logic to it when you can easily stack literal cubic meters of stone but not minecarts or saddles.

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-26-1-snapshot-6
new snapshot, more baby remodels, major changes to the world data format so be cautious when upgrading

Well, I guess RIP downgrading worlds.

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>>556146230
Week after week, it's either nothing or major technical changes in the service of nothing.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GIVE ME THE ABILITY TO USE DATA COMPONENTS IN RECIPE INPUTS ALREADY!

>>556146230
if I'm reading the bug log correctly, it looks like they made golden dandelions work on tadpoles at least. can anyone confirm if they work on baby polar bears as well?

>>556147447
If they don't by default, you can easily mod it in

>>556146976
they’re saving up their energy for the summer drop which will be the minecart update, a travel theme like last summer with happy ghasts, t-trust the plan…

>>556146230
>be cautious when upgrading
So mojang is just killing worlds now huh?

>>556147812
>minecart update
The thing I want most from a minecart update would be the ability to link minecarts together.

AYO GOLDEN DANDELION BOI
UNC GETTING FRIED ON MAIN

>>556146230
So this really is some sort of spring-cleaning update, with the baby mobs slapped on top. Feels like the perfect time to add concrete stars and slabs to distract the masses

>>556145921
Balance is important. If you could one-shot all enemies with a stone sword, the game would be less fun. I think all stack sizes under 64 should be increased, I'm just not necessarily in favor of all items stacking to 64

>>556147496
I don't like using mods that change actual functionality. I just think keeping a baby polar bear could be interesting because you can make a regular polar bear go from neutral to hostile just by moving a baby into its vicinity, and you don't have to worry about it growing up
>>556148401
I don't mind a spring cleaning update as long as it leads to more interesting updates in the future. the problem is, we all know it won't

>>556147447
Yes, idk why people assumed it was intentional, it wasn't mentioned in the changelog. And yes, of course it works on polar bears.

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it's such a weird and funny coincidence that they're doing a baby update this year especially the Adenochrome Golden Dandelion, that it feels kinda intentional.

>>556149012
nice. now if they'll only make it work on baby hoglins, I would be satisfied

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>>556149180
>LITTLE CUTIE COVERED IN SEED. DO NOT OPEN

whats with the golden dandelion meme on tiktok?

The tutorials page on enchantments says not to bother enchanting shears, but there's so much wool in ancient cities that I've wondering if it's worth doing unbreaking 3 + mending on one just to avoid having to make so many, what do you think?

>>556157567
i have a pair of mending unbreaking shears and they're comfy, just don't go trigger happy and mind the durability

>>556157567
yeah, if your unbreaking 3 and mending are cheap enough (mine are 1 emerald each) and it only costs a few enchanting levels to put them on, you might as well honestly. i keep a pair of enchanted shears in my ender chest just in case (i also keep a bunch of iron for beacons). i can understand why the wiki would say this, but if you can and you want to, go for it. bring a hoe and hold the shears in your offhand to mend them with the skulk too if you want.

>>556157885
>>556157905
I did it and put Efficiency 5 on there too, definitely a good decision. Cheers lads.

>>556159283
I've got a pair of Efficiency V, Unbreaking III, Mending, Silk Touch shears that I carry around in my ender chest. They are definitely helpful to have occasionally

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>>556152323
They really thought they could get away with it

>>556146230
Apparently there's some official TikTok video that shows new idle animations for some mobs, so that might be what the next snapshot's about

Reminder that Microsoft is deleting /our/culture and blacklisting 2b2t

Golden Dandelion bros its over

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_nxs_L6sZ-M

>>556164609
you can still play on it unless you are some bedrock fag

>>556164609
no one cares. 2b2t is literally /reddit/culture and has more relevance on reddit than 4chan. Its also only popular with 12 year olds that watched /him/ and believed the stories were real and wanted to be in one

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>>556164904
ay yo unc crashing out ong

>>556164609
>server that hates loli is our culture
you accidentally typed in www.4chan.org instead of www.x.com

>>556164609
No they aren't, Mojang is just finally enforcing the eula after all these years and 2b2t admins took note and censored chat because they wanna stay in business, unlike those retards over at that other old minecraft server that took a hit over muh free speech.

>>556165995
But what about the gambling pedophile grooming servers? Surely they should be going after those first if theyre finally enforcing their eula

>>556167035
why would they do that? they don't say nigger on those servers.
>>556165995
mojang has no right to enforce anything at all in private servers, least of all speech. they are hosted completely independently.

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/the-minecraft-safety-council
well well well would you look at this
>Safety has always been an important focus at Mojang Studios. That’s why we’ve taken measures to ensure that the Minecraft universe is a welcoming and safe space for everyone. From our player-first community standards to our world class moderation team, we are constantly working to create a great experience for our players.

>>556167171
So you think there's some law that prevents them from blacklisting servers? You think you have the privilege to not get your server blacklisted?

>>556167797
no of course not, there probably should be but it doesnt really matter. the idea is corporations shouldn't be draconian and evil, and fully suppress anything they disagree with by any means necessary to the detriment of millions of people. but, instead they are soulless and evil, and why wouldn't they be? people like you will defend them.

>>556167797
It's not about laws but legal pressure. Microsoft is huge, and no-one wants to be their target. So mod sites and server admins play ball because they don't want a letter from an over-paid lawyer, not because they're worried the police will knock on their door

>>556165610
>you accidentally typed in www.4chan.org instead of www.x.com
nigga xhitter has more lolicons than modern day 4chan

>>556167993
>evil corporations is when I can't have my hacked client flood the chat with the n word and hate speech
>muh free speech
Ameritard that doesn't even know whats in the first amendment

>>556170347
Is that still true? I thought most of them left for Bluesky

>>556170558
yes, that is an example of an evil corporation

>>556170347
Your algorithm must be a loli echobox because every 5 posts on Twitter I see lolifags getting btfod and called out for larping as conservative

>>556161571
kek, ive been thinking the same thing
the timing is very suspicious

>>556172973
qrd? I don't do twitter or tiktok, so I have no idea what you are talking about? what does the golden dandelion have to do with Epstein?

>>556157567
>so much wool in ancient cities
How much wool do you need? I wouldn't want it filling up my inventory when you can just get it from string these days.
If you have the trades set up it's how much? 2 emeralds, 2 books and 6 levels you could buy everything for about a stack of carrots.

>>556173957
>How much wool do you need? I wouldn't want it filling up my inventory when you can just get it from string these days.
even with a pretty good general mob farm i dont think i'd ever really try to entirely source my wool from string. compact sheep farms are easy as pie, and you get all the colors you'd want for a single dye.

>>556173691
It makes baby mobs young forever

>>556167993
I'm just saying they can do whatever they want, just like you can do whatever you want with your copy and bypass the blacklist. It's also in the interest of their largest customerbase (parents of young children) to keep the game safe, it's not like they're doing this to be evil.

>>556175164
>keep the game safe
kill yourself
>it's not like they're doing this to be evil.
of course they are, they're blocking servers that support saying whatever you want, and keeping servers up that promote gambling to children. if it were about keeping children safe, they would go after the pedophile and gambling servers, not 2b2t. but of course, it isn't, and it never was, it's about being evil by enforcing arbitrarily.
>just like you can do whatever you want with your copy and bypass the blacklist
I'm glad there are ways to bypass it, but they are not as well known or as common as they should be, and 2b2t is buckling instead of standing its ground.

>>556173957
>when you can just get it from string these days.
you've always been able to make wool from string, even back in alpha

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Zombie raids are an interesting mechanic that I feel like most people don't know about.

>>556173691
There were some new Epstein documents released recently, that shows that Epstein got banned from Xbox Live, posted on 4chan, played WoW, and so on. He was apparently a gamer

>>556177298
Oh..

>>556174173
I basically only use wool for beds so I'm not fussed about the colours but that is a good point.

>>556179349
I always knew he was based

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chuds btfod

>>556086128
crazy how that event justifies all of trumps actions in minneapolis but people really dont want to admit it

>>556086245
affirmative action was found to be an unconstitutional anti white policy

>>556099108
really not taking that popular vote loss well i see

>>556185226
by a pedophile who is making the USD worthless by making our foreign allies bow out because it is now risky to invest in America.

>>556185496
>presidents decide court cases
ok

>>556173957
I'm not collecting it to farm it, I just like levelling ancient cities so I can collect all the XP and loot, and because FUCK wardens, this world belongs to me alone.

Minecraft: divides everyone with contentious political issues
Hytale: unites everyone with shared fun and based gameplay

>>556185746
hytale is boring and i ran out of shit to do thats unique to hytale

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>>556185496
>a pedophile

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>>556185907
you should try the mods, they're a lot of fun

>>556189021
What is this from?

>>556189021
could be fun. how long are you supposed to play on each version?

>>556189318
>What is this from?
I made it

>>556189740
Any amount you want, preferrably the same for each version.

I'm personally doing 6 months on each (currently one month into version 1.8), except the first one which I played for 8 months (with lots of procrastinating) before I established 6 months as my standart

>>556190618
>6 months
That's a 5½-year project

>>556190618
Be careful not to load all 3 strongholds before reaching Release 1.1 otherwise you wont be able to beat the Ender Dragon

If you make a copy of your world after you generate it you can open it in a later version to get the seed. You can then use this seed to create the world in creative in 1.1 and use eyes of ender to find where your stronghold would generate (I use singular because back then eyes of ender ALWAYS directed you to the same stronghold even if it got overwritten by old chunks and no longer exists)

Unfortunately you'll have to be careful as coordinates do not appear in the F3 menu in both Infdev and Alpha versions, using the sun is misleading also as in those two versions it rose in the North rather than the East. I personally explored a bit in Infdev then copied the world and opened it in Beta 1.7 to draw a border about 20 chunks from spawn to generate and Infdev area going 35 chunks out in every direction from spawn (worlds generated in the Infdev version conveniently always have their spawnpoint permanently set at 0 0)

For Alpha and Beta I explored in directions opposite the stronghold location and avoided losing parts of my stronghold by exactly one chunk.

Do be mindful that exploring in the Alpha version causes some corruption (random chunks generating in area you didn't go to, especially along the map's equator, so you may have to delete regions files in your map folder in Beta 1.7 to get rid of them, if you generate an area for gameplay purposes during the first two versions make sure you explore the entire region file (512x512 blocks) so you dont have to delete chunks you've played on (good luck without coordinates lol).

If you copy your map and port it to Beta 1.7+ you can check your map in worldpainter to see what you generated, and MCA selector from Release 1.5 onwards.

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thunderstorms change the light level mobs can spawn at?

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I know not everyone is happy but I'm happy about the newest DLC. It's always nice to see minecraft be used as an educational tool

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>>556194504
no night vision ver

>>556194506
see >>556184337

>>556194506
>says they want nothing to do with politics
>gets labelled something extremely political
these people are mentally unwell, minecraft is a block game. it's not a platform to educate children on matters that are of no concern to them

>>556194393
Once you port your world to Beta 1.7 you can make a backup copy of your world without the deleted region files. Once you reach Release 1.5, you can open that backup in Release 1.1 and then in Release 1.5 and then copy paste chunks you didn't want deleted onto your main map using MCA Selector

You have to use Betacraft for the Infdev version to get game audio, for other versions you can use MultiMC with Optifine added from Beta 1.7 onwards, espically since the FPS limiter in b1.7, r1.1, and r1.5 is fucking trash

>>556192183
I'm almost 3 years in, it's basically the only world I play on now besides my Superflat I use for testing in Creative (Starting 1.1 as you can't have superflat before Release)

>>556195597
The best part about this playthrough is adapting to the changes and seeing the "technological advancement" of the world, from walking to Minecarts/boats to now horser and in 5 months Ice roads. The pace of gameplay increases from basically I struggle to even keep my diamond tools to now I'm getting full enchants.

I even use "Amish" style rules like no Nether fast travel because that shit is cringe and overworld travel makes the world feel larger and more logistically challenging, like you have to decide what you have to carry on before long travels. I have other rules like no Enderchests allowed in my world except at a bank I'm building at spawn, chests must have one block space between eachother like they had to be in old versions, and I will have other rules like no mending on diamond tools (they must be Netherrite so no mending tools besides shit like Elythra or Trident until 1.16, I will also only allow shulker boxes to be used inside my E-chests at the bank or something

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>2026
>no apple block
>no carrot block
>no beetroot block
>no potato block (in release version)
>no raw porkchop block
>no raw beef block
>no raw chicken block
>no raw mutton block
>no raw cod block
>no raw salmon block
>no raw rabbit block
Who do I need to complain to fix tbhis?

>>556200524
>no potato block (in release version)
the potato dimension was unironically the most interesting update they've had in years, and of course it was relegated to an April Fools' update

live
laugh
love
minecraft

>>556194506
hol up imma weigh in on this new development in a sec but lemme see what @Trans_Bolshevik has to say about it first

kill
chuckle
hate
hytale

>>556145996
ZASED

>>556220402
watch out if this is a 1.16+ server microsoft can ban you for this because of all the telemetry they added to the game

>>556220402

lol, fixed

>>556194504
Yeah, thunderstorms count as night, and there is even a unique mob that can spawn during them

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>>556194506
Good to see the Phase girls are still based

>>556212280
manage
merrymake
minecraft

>>556194504
No, thunderstorms just change the sky light level outside low enough to allow mobs to spawn and to allow sleeping. But you can't sleep so it's not thundering, and you're underground so it doesn't matter anyway.
What actually seems to be happening, that mob looks like it dropped from a hole in the ceiling.

How does zombified piglin agro actually work? Everything I can find on the wiki and posts says that it expires after a maximum of 55 seconds when line of sight is broken, but this appears to be completely false in 1.21.11

>>556194506
>>556195546
Clint Eastwood was right. Liberalism is a mental illness.

also, granite is my fave rock to decorate with

>>556235078
I've never been able to figure it out, either. Usually I just hide for a few minutes or fly away and let them despawn

>>556235078
From my experience, it simply doesn't expire. I might be misremembering but I'm pretty sure that I've discovered that exiting and re-entering the Nether doesn't work, nor does leaving and re-joining the world/server; however, exiting the Nether, exiting the world, re-joining the world and then returning to the Nether makes them forget about you. But often it's easier to just get far away from them so they despawn.

>see Minecraft tuber on shorts
>follow him for his builds
>slowly sees his face in the shorts when he didn't show it before
>unbothered but carry on
>then we see his new skin wearing a pink dress
>then immediately after see a video of him wearing a mascara/eyelashes and lipstick
Uh...

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This enough space for a one-color (at least) wool farm? Something easy to maintain and possibly stop and change out the wool color?

>>556245061
all you really need is some grass, a dispenser with shears, and a way to activate it, so it shouldn't need much space

>>556189021
I really wish I did something like this in my alpha world back in the day. it was my first real world that I put any significant amount of time into (probably only like 20 or less hours, but still). I've had two other "main" worlds, and I'm still playing on the last one, but it was started in 1.8 versus all the way back in alpha

>>556245475
It *has* to be grass, which means collection *has* to be through a hopper minecart, yeah? I guess, instead of a huge system of observers I could just use a daylight sensor to activate a row of dispenser-shears. And for accessing the sheep to change its color? A trap door? A fence gate? I think a trap door would be better because a fence gate might induce loss from the hopper minecart not being able to pick it up.

>>556246027
If you're going with a dispenser route, no, you don't need a hopper minecart, just place some hoppers under where the wool would drop, you don't need grass over the whole floor. But you could just shear the wool manually, it's not hard. Also remember to have some grass outside of the reach of sheep so they can't turn it all to dirt.

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>>556247074
If I'm trapping them in cells, then I don't think that the wool can drop anywhere except on a grass block. Which is a full block and so a normal hopper won't be able to collect from it. I can't dig higher, but I can dig lower.
I have been doing it manually, and I still have a manual farm, but I think it's about time that I finally make something more automatic (my world is about 2 years old at this point).
Yes, thanks for the reminder about grass. I did remember, that it is integral to the farm. In the opposite corner, I have this much space to work with.

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>the cherry grove biome is designed as a shill biome and yet there are no cherry villagers in the game.

>>556235078
I was building earlier today and aggro'd some. Sat out of sight for a few mins while I was eating and the same piglins that hit me were fine. Dunno how accurate the 55s time is tho.
Also just leaving the nether won't help because they will get unloaded but remember aggro state.

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Well, this is what I have so far. Above is a small wheat farm that I can move if necessary. Cobble is going to be replaced with dispensers. I currently have seven slots for sheep. There is one block to allow for redstone activation above. One block for the sheep in their prisons. I've dug out one block below for the hopper minecart collection system. I can't quite remember the circuit for automatic unloading, but I know it's fairly simple with like a comparator, a torch, and some redstone dust. I'll activate this all by daylight sensor. I think, this method will also give me a way to completely disable the farm, which is something that I might want to do. In a SSP, it's easy to get overwhelmed by resources from very efficient farms. I'm not entirely sure *how* I want to trigger the hopper minecart collection system. But, I think I might want to set it on a delay and then make one circuit to collect everything. Who knows how easy/compact that'll be, though.

>>556249528
if you're activating the dispensers with a daylight sensor, just pull the signal off that for the hopper minecart with like a repeater of delay or something. should be good enough I would think

FINALLY got the How Did We Get Here? advancement (forgot to take a screenshot like an idiot). man, moving shulkers and elder guardians is a massive pain in the ass, at least in 1.12.2. just three advancements left now, and then that's another thing crossed off my list of tasks before I finally update my world

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Trapped my first lambs in one of these cells. When it grew up, it died due to suffocation. I think I can replace the glass block in the middle row with the dispenser and the dispenser in the top row with a glass block and that'll solve the problem. At this level, it'll make access to the sheep and dispenses at the same level, but clearly it'll hurt grass growth. Well, I don't need a farm that produces much, just one that works and is easy to maintain.

>>556247768
The more grass blocks you have around, the faster it spreads on average. And it can spread up to two blocks down, meaning you can put grass blocks around the dispensers to speed things up

And you do need hopper minecarts if you're pulling items through full blocks; hoppers only work with blocks that don't count as full (e.g. soul sand, mud, slabs)

>>556242148
First time seeing a youtuber troon out?

>>556249528
You can use an observer to activate the dispenser, since a grass block changing into dirt will trigger it

>>556256001
Yeah, the next step is to trap a lamb inside, wait for it to grow up, and make sure the basics function correctly. I need blocks to pass redstone to the dispensers, and that could grass blocks. I've made room for a rail line underneath. I have to recall how to make a minecart unloader. I remember the basics: a comparator to check if the hopper underneath has anything, which turns off a redstone torch that is keeps the powered rail active when the hopper is empty.
>>556256173
Yeah, but that's going to take more resources, and connecting those observers to the dispensers is going to complicate the design. I really haven't needed much wool in the first place, and I probably won't really need it now. It'd just be nice to have some trickle in for when I need it.

>>556252814
Are you gonna get it again after you update, with the effects added later?

>>556257020
depends if the advancements reset I guess. I've already got the wither skeleton, shulker and elder guardian all together, so it shouldn't be too hard to do again

is it gay to build a house out of amethyst blocks?

>>556258165
I suppose it depends on the shape of the house;

A cottage made of amethyst would be very gay
A wizard tower made of amethyst would be badass

>>556257762
wait, I just read through all the new effects and it seems like way more of a pain to do in newer versions. why the fuck are there three different "omen" effects that all come from the same item?

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First grown sheep in there, but it seems like this redstone isn't going to work as is. It seems like I might need to put a block on top of the dispenser and send the redstone down. Could do that with observers

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>>556245732
If you still have an old Alpha world of yours in modern Minecraft, I am aware I encountered an interesting bug back in maybe 1.15 where I tried to open a copy of my first ever world retroactively in Alpha 1.1 and to my amazement it caused the map to reset but preserved the original seed, it even moved my spawn to where my bed was (in a hill so I almost choked out lol, the spawnpoint eventually reset to it's original location though). I used that to essentially make a reboot of my first map in Alpha, kinda like a playthrough of it I never had but should've.

This is what eventually led me to come up with the concept of a chronological playthrough down the line.

Edit: based on this old pic it seems it likely was 1.14 and I opened it in Alpha 1.0 back when I first started playing, but Alpha 1.1 is basically the same terrain generation anyway

>>556269585
I think my old alpha world has already been opened in a newer version (either 1.11 or 1.12), and I don't think I have a copy of it from before I opened it in that newer version. I'll post some screenshots from it when I have time

>>556268848
Redstone can't travel down transparent blocks, but you can trigger dispensers by powering a solid block that's touching them. That is to say, put a grass block on top of each dispenser and run the redstone over those

>>556268848
I haven't played in the newer versions, but I'm a little confused why that isn't working. My guess is it has something to do with the glass. Try replacing that with a solid block and see if that works, or just put a solid block on top of the dispenser. The redstone signal should travel through the block and power the dispenser below

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>>556268848
Well, this worked. Farm is functional. Though, a lot of the wool went up, so I might have issues with collection.

>>556271649
>I think my old alpha world has already been opened in a newer version
That's what I mean, it was up to date with 1.14 but I decided to try to open it in old Alpha and it reset the map to its original state back then

I've been playing minecraft for over 15 years and I have never had an easy time doing interiors, I've always struggled and the rooms have felt cramped often times claustrophobic even. For the first time ever I started a build from the inside out in hytale, and I'm actually having fun and feeling the layout a lot more. I'm applying this to my current minecraft build and everything is falling into place. Creating the interior first and making a shell around it feels way less stressful, I'm not forcing things to fit any more, they're just placed freely in the way I want them to fit. All the fun the hermits make of the way Etho builds, he's actually on point and I'm going to be doing this from now on in minecraft and hytale

>>556272380
oh downgrading worlds always leads to fuckery. I wouldn't ever recommend doing that without a backup

>>556272359
so redstone sends power through transparent blocks now, but can't travel down transparent blocks? that's confusing

>>556272359
>Though, a lot of the wool went up, so I might have issues with collection.
That's fun that you see this kind of behavior. Something interesting about sheep is their hitbox extends above 1 block just a bit, so if glass was pushed to the block directly above them by a piston, every single piece of wool they drop would go into the glass, and rise above it. It could then be pushed with a water stream to a single hopper and chest for collection.

>>556272359
I think I'm going to have to rip out one row and settle with three or four sheep in one farm. The wool is being ejected out through the top, and if add another lay on top, it'll recreate the issue that I was having before about sending redstone downward. I could use observers to do that, but I really want to limit the amount of 'advanced' redstone blocks in my world. The more that I use them, the more that I need them, the bigger the farms I need to make, the more that I need them, the bigger the farms... It's a pain. I'd rather spend time making my village than making farms.

>>556272824
That's why I said I used a copy

>>556273457
Ooh, a water stream could work, but as it stands, that'd wash away my redstone dust. I might try doing that instead of a hopper minecart underneath.

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>>556273072
What the fuck, since when?

>>556273739
>The wool is being ejected out through the top
Just use trapdoors or top slabs above the sheep and you won't have that problem

>>556274349
that’s quasi connectivity which only works for pistons/dispensers/droppers

>>556273867
man, I just can't read today

>>556275512
yes, but quasi connectivity working through glass is a relatively recent thing (added in 1.14 I think)

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wtf this scared the crap out of me. When did they get so big?

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waifu bump

>>556291586
*grabs a dried ghast*
*grabs a water bucket*
*grabs a golden dandelion*
aw yeah, it's gaming time

>>556280218
Objects look bigger when they are closer to you.

>>556280218
https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0

https://youtube.com/@gunzablazin7378
Supposedly, Epstein had a youtube channel and uploaded minecraft videos

>>556298397
I don't doubt that at all. Online minecraft is chock full of predators.

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well that's not a sight you see everyday

I'm thinking about making a block/item museum with every block/item on display. I think sorting them by version they were added and building each section just out of blocks that were available in that version could be a fun idea. Is there an easy way to tell what blocks were available in what version, or do I need to manually go through every block on the wiki?

>>556319167
Go through the changelogs. The wiki has a list of every block added for each release.

>>556306614
what did he do do deserve such a fate?

I got so fucked attempting a mansion that I savescummed for the very first time. Axe guys hit super hard and those little angel things are downright unfair. Thank god for Timeshift on Linux, it made an automatic backup that I was able to revert to. (only lost about two hours of progress I had made, but worth it since I got fucked so hard at the mansion.) It's no joke. I think the Axe guys might be stronger than Piglin Brutes.

>2b2tfags are invading hypixel skyblock to protest 2b2ts blacklisting
How long until it backfires and they all get their microsoft accounts banned

>>556338050
If the end result is better anticheat on hypixel then this seems like a good thing overall.

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is there any mod that will help improve building in creative? im not looking for anything super complex. say i laid out this simple circle i want to be able to make it 5 blocks tall in a few clicks. a copy/paste function would be nice too

>>556338664
World Edit?

>>556338050
>ungooglable word salad
kys
>>556338664
Axiom

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>>556272359
>>556273739
I removed the backrow of sheep so now I only have four in the farm. That's fine. Just by testing this farm out, I already have all of the orange wool that I need for my most immediate build. I need to change their colors to brown now. I moved the redstone to the bottom, and now am using a waterstream to collect the wool from the top. I just need to set up the collection system proper and the daylight sensor powering system as well.

>>556339072
Your ESL is showing

>>556338050
First they came for adult-only coomer mods and their servers, and i did not speak out, because i was not doing adult stuff.

Then they came for /v/craft, because they had some gun mod, and i did not speak out, because i was not playing mods.

Then they came for a tranny child grooming server (literally, they had an LLC for "supporting" confused children, that coincidentally always led them to troon out and create and share cp), and i did not speak out, because i am not trans.

Then they came for Minecraft Online, because they have a free speech policy, and i did not speak out, because i am not doing free speech (just edginess).

Then they came for me, because someone builds swastikas on my pay2play anarchy server with eceleb adverts, and there was no one left to speak out for me.

So i raided the server of a company that created a competition game to minecraft...

>>556133996
I don't want to be mean but Grian has a kinda unfortunate face

What i like most about the 2b2t drama is how their ecelebs go:
>oh well, but it is nuanced! Mojang definitelly had a good reason to intervene, they just do it in the wrong way!
Bootlickers neee to lick boots.

>>556345762
I see in his face centuries of Anglo-Norman dominance, shrewd intelligence, political manoeuvring. Looking at Grian is like looking at some disfavoured sickly Tudor prince. His nose+chin combo screams blue blood.

>>556031408
lmao I'm sure they can add an "original" mummy-like mob the same way they made the stray a white walker knockoff

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Future wool storage location. Going to use a copper golem to sort it all out. I know they can only remember 10 chests, but if they're trapped, they're sure to deposit the wool into the right chest eventually.

>>556345107
the one good thing is the troon subhuman server getting nuked, the rest is bad