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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:50:02 No.556050768 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:53:58 No.556051142 Not taking that risk anymore.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:54:06 No.556051159 Open anyone?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:00:21 No.556051762 YOU'RE A KID NOW! YOU'RE A SQUID NOW!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:01:39 No.556051902 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:05:52 No.556052298 >>556051762
I'm not a kid anymore...
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:06:18 No.556052347 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:07:51 No.556052489 >three top500 players on enemy team
>zero on my team
flar
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:10:21 No.556052695 >>556052489
>implying top 500 means anything these days
That can go as low as 2200, it's not that big a deal.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:12:41 No.556052905 >>556052695
I still don't have one.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:12:50 No.556052916 >>556052695
yes, but it's moreso that the matchmaking put 3 higher-ranked players against 4 lower ranked ones
flar
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:13:34 No.556052984 reminder that flar/fwar is shitter cope
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:14:46 No.556053091 >>556052984
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:15:30 No.556053159 >>556053091
we know it's you, joey
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:17:36 No.556053350 >>556052984
you still have no valid argument for why fwar is cope
it's blatantly obvious when you are suddenly put into much lower power level lobbies and get to stomp weaklings
i don't care about flar, flar is fun because every small advancement against a strong opponent is fun, fwar is insulting key jingling by the matchmaking system, fuck it
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:18:25 No.556053432 >>556052984
isn't it a literal patent used in games, to make you feel good.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:20:18 No.556053601 >engagement-optimized matchmaking is literally patented
>"f-f-f-flar is not real!"
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:21:05 No.556053664 [citation needed]
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:23:17 No.556053868 woomy
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:25:48 No.556054064 you know, we've had it too good for too long
by the time splat1 released everyone was already several years into engagement-based matchmaking, but 910 is 10 years behind on every trend so we got to have two whole games of true sbmm
shitty and naive, but still true sbmm and not flarfest
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:27:24 No.556054204 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>An updated trademark just appeared for Splatoon Raiders with a publication date of February 17! This could mean a General Direct on Feb 17 announcing the game to release at a later date or a Today app date drop.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:29:35 No.556054410 >>556054204
updated trademarks aren't definitive proof of anything, sadly
>that time when a bunch of characters got their trademarks updated before smash ult release, then none of them ended up in the game
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:30:21 No.556054486 >>556054410
it literally does for games that haven't even launched?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:32:26 No.556054670 >>556054486
trademark update =/= "IT WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON AND RELEASED THIS YEAR"
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:34:55 No.556054890 trademark update = it won't be released before 17th
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:38:06 No.556055173 >>556054670
you will cope when it gets more info this month.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:39:39 No.556055301 >>556054064
Yeah, back in splat 2 I got 5 (I think 6?) weapons to gold flag, but in splat 3 I can't even get my main above 25 freshness without getting pounded back down by flars
it's pretty obvious
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:58:48 No.556057034 anyone wanna play some open?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)20:02:21 No.556057381 >>556057034
I do
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)20:03:25 No.556057464 splatoon raiders info on the 17th wow are you guys excited
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)20:06:08 No.556057718 >>556057464
I hope they announce it as an expansion to 3.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)20:09:38 No.556058079 >>556057464
nah, cautiously pessimistic
if ngmi couldn't make two pretty synergtic genres work together, what are chances that he'll make two genres that will actively fight each other play nice?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)20:13:44 No.556058512 >>556057718
Switch1 port maybe?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)20:59:37 No.556062761 gotta take a small break, 5-10 minutes, going to leave so you guys can continue if you want
if not ggs
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:00:23 No.556062838 >>556057464
instead of being unreasonably hopeful i'm just going to assume we'll get new info sooner rather than later, probably by the end of march
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:00:25 No.556062845 GGs open room
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:00:42 No.556062876 GGs open
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:02:18 No.556063048 It hate DUDE and it's not because he's black
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:05:05 No.556063340 >>556054204
>february 17th
>the same day splatoon 3 was revealed for the first time, five years ago
what is with these devs and lining up things with trailer anniversaries
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:05:39 No.556063386 I miss saber and nono
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:14:52 No.556064258 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:22:04 No.556064975 >>556064258
that's the wrong blob joey
the wrong blob
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:25:39 No.556065346 >>556064975
Angle shooter is garboshit and kraken is only particularly useful on tc
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:35:32 No.556066351 So, if an inkling gets caught in the rain. Do they just fucking die?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:37:18 No.556066503 >>556066351
nah, just being submerged in water
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:38:03 No.556066564 >>556066351
being rained on probably stings a little but isn't lethal
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:01:04 No.556068817 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:05:13 No.556069267 >>556065346
marker is the perfect compliment to blob though, lets you secure so many more splats, perfectly matches the reticle, bounces just like blob shots so you can hit behind walls in the same way, and sensor effect is super handy too
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:05:16 No.556069275 No fatties allowed beyond this point
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:08:12 No.556069586 >chaos vs order
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:08:42 No.556069627 >>556069267
>marker is the perfect compliment to blob though
Pontless when you can just run thermal ink instead, which does the same job without requiring you to use a sub weapon and also lasts way longer.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:13:47 No.556070103 >>556069275
Post your body with timestamp
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:36:42 No.556072375 *Bleeeeh*
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:38:56 No.556072586 BREAKING: Woomy
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:46:06 No.556073283 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:47:34 No.556073425 >>556066564
I can only imagine what the cold would do to one...
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:47:43 No.556073441 i wonder where dynamo would fall on a tier list now.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:50:02 No.556073685 >>556073283
at least you both didn't panic
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:51:16 No.556073824 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2atnj2BxfBo oh hey, someone reuploaded it.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:56:27 No.556074306 >>556066351
seems they're fine
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:56:36 No.556074318 >>556072586
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:57:44 No.556074413 >>556074306
bobble hat is the only good part of coroika
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:00:06 No.556074621 pants-ing bobble hat
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:15:43 No.556076096 >>556069627
>you can just run thermal ink instead
not when you have a motherfucker that's hit two times 2.5 lines away from you and rapidly advancing on your position
you need a burst of immediate firepower to not trade, which blob struggles with, but marker excels at
you can be so stupidly aggressive with a marker blob
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:39:39 No.556078356 pigtail day
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:43:47 No.556078742 Salom at rot?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:48:49 No.556079202 >>556078356
Good flopshredder.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:53:18 No.556079623 >>556078742
I could. Not a very fun rotation, but that could be just freelance I got full meter
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:54:58 No.556079795 >>556078742
Yeah I’ll fight a king.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:55:52 No.556079886 >>556079623
The power of friendship will prevail.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:57:12 No.556080021 >>556078742
fhsh yes
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:08:05 No.556081116 >>556078356
pigtail day
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:26:45 No.556082868 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:28:38 No.556083037 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:34:04 No.556083514 >>556083037
Why he dancing?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:37:36 No.556083863 GGs
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:37:44 No.556083871 GG's Salmonators!
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:38:18 No.556083925 Ggfshs
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:42:02 No.556084226 >>556083925
>>556083871
>>556083863
GGs, Fug Falling Furiously Fast!
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:43:44 No.556084363 >>556084226
Good woomies.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:44:14 No.556084401 >Pearl is in the files.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:50:24 No.556084958 pearl SA'd me.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:52:29 No.556085129 funfact pearl was a rich billionare and adult at the time when she met marina who was 16 and homeless
think about it
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:54:12 No.556085283 pearl loves taking advantage of marginalized groups #true
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:59:40 No.556085728 >>556084401
Listen! Those inklings were LEGAL! LEGAL!
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:01:48 No.556085906 >>556084363
all woomies are
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:09:23 No.556086591 >>556085906
Woomies with yeb hair are ugly.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:10:41 No.556086704 >>556086591
it's whats on the inside that counts
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:11:05 No.556086739 >>556085129
I can't find that picture where Pearl meets Marina
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:20:46 No.556087553 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:23:07 No.556087756 >>556084958
god I wish that were me
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:23:54 No.556087816 >>556087756
woomy
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:26:50 No.556088032 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:32:44 No.556088524 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:34:31 No.556088670 STOP FRESHING ME AAAAAAAAAAAA
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:35:01 No.556088720 >>556088670
Fresh!
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:40:34 No.556089158 >>556088032
Woomy bathhouse sexo
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:50:02 No.556089907 >>556088670
Fresh!
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:50:21 No.556089938 >>556088670
imagine lying
no one cares about you lol
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:54:14 No.556090245 >>556089938
i care. i think anon is fresh.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:54:15 No.556090247 >imagine lying
>no one cares about you lol
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)02:04:00 No.556091027 when are they gonna put the rest of Splatoon 3 on Nintendo Music
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)02:05:00 No.556091103 ggs bb fun turfs
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)02:05:17 No.556091135 >>556091027
once they're done spamming DMCAs to get it removed from youtube
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)02:06:03 No.556091186 >>556091103
GGs! Fun times as always.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)02:13:33 No.556091792 this you?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)02:22:05 No.556092432 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)02:24:06 No.556092582 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)03:05:33 No.556095661 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)03:14:54 No.556096356 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)03:18:30 No.556096630 >wanna play open
>clam shitz
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)03:20:53 No.556096803 >>556091027
you can listen to kpop like most of us here
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)03:22:40 No.556096924 >>556096630
Best mode, but I'll give you that both current maps can go to hell
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)03:43:21 No.556098393 did i do the meme right
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)03:46:29 No.556098629 >>556098393
What meme?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)03:51:35 No.556099026 >>556098629
gamecube controller
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)03:59:26 No.556099630 What if every day was flopshredder day?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)04:22:50 No.556101385 fuck this shit i'm going back to idolm@ster
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)04:24:26 No.556101502 >>556101385
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)04:25:58 No.556101616 >>556099026
can you fire the squeezer on semi-auto with it? i'm curious how bad it is.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)04:28:45 No.556101829 >>556099630
Cod I wish
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)04:51:01 No.556103495 >>556101616
im only level 3 bro...
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)05:22:37 No.556105878 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)05:45:28 No.556107403 how did boat get in over ark polaris
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)06:00:05 No.556108407 >Description: Three IDs showing Staff in different hairdos, each with various information hastily scrawled out with thick black lines. A sticker depicts Staff in a shopping basket, and two sticky notes in the top right depict Staff.
For what purpose?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)06:19:30 No.556109625 *mwah*
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)06:25:47 No.556110012 bros i wonned
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)06:33:05 No.556110446 judd is so fat
he might even weigh more than a woomy
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)06:36:14 No.556110628 DLC wave 3 feb 17th
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)07:01:15 No.556112131 Splatoon isn't saved
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)07:20:30 No.556113276 >lost eight matches in a row
Ninth time's the charm.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)07:44:30 No.556114696 >>556096356
>>556051902
which one should I jerk off to
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)07:48:19 No.556114917 get chumped, tactifools
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)08:01:56 No.556115684 We won by retaking the tower on Inkblot and chucking bombs at them for the rest of the match. Thrilling.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)08:04:08 No.556115827 >>556114696
Why not both?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)08:05:04 No.556115894 >>556115827
or her too...
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)08:22:08 No.556116782 das gwoss
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)10:19:10 No.556122583 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)11:39:12 No.556127319 Mechanic-chan my beloved
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)12:03:28 No.556128792 JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOEY-SAMA STOP ZRING ME MERCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *splats myself*
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)12:50:41 No.556131775 Big breasted woomveems.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)12:58:31 No.556132306 >>556131775
incoming shots just bounce off them since they're outside of her hitbox.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)13:23:38 No.556133985 when are they adding Takos as a playable race?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)13:52:11 No.556135952 >>556133985
They r
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:17:43 No.556142509 guys remember it's callieuary month
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:49:33 No.556145063 >>556142509
That’s dumb. 4/11 makes more sense.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:53:17 No.556145334 don't acknowledge schizophrenics.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)16:01:56 No.556146072 rainy why did you fucking use fucking respawn punisher fucking eliter in fucking pbs?
*likes blacked friday night funkin farther porn on twitter*
guys remember seasalt right they should bring it back remember that map??
who all in pb
post just initials are fine
just curious
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)16:03:24 No.556146207 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)16:05:26 No.556146380 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)16:07:28 No.556146563 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)16:09:31 No.556146748 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)16:11:46 No.556146927 does anyone wish to fish
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)16:24:01 No.556147920 >>556146927
guess it's a little too early, oh well
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)17:35:02 No.556154076 Just beat Side Order. Nice little story. Hope getting all the pallets wont be too tedious...
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:12:11 No.556157356 >>556154076
marina's hacks make the other runs go by a little quicker
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:13:25 No.556157469 >>556145063
ok why doesnt it make sense schizo? marie has mar13
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:15:01 No.556157605 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:17:08 No.556157791 >splatting a sliderfaggot right as they try to use it
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:25:09 No.556158482 https://x.com/i/status/2018520893664952452
kek calliefags it ain't looking too good who knew mormons and jews are the same
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:32:24 No.556159123 >>556158482
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:34:44 No.556159295 >try to use short range weapon
>enemy team gets e-liter, dynamo and splatling
flar
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:37:12 No.556159505 >>556159295
Get ready to learn substrafing, buddy.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:40:12 No.556159741 >>556159505
didn't ngmi remove that in 3
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:41:55 No.556159882 >>556159741
No, still works.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)19:17:36 No.556163061 Yebby players when your team loses the lead
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:30:08 No.556175224 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:34:55 No.556175648 >>556158482
>Autism Capital
>Implying you can't just simply laugh at and mock those retards and steal the word "muffin" back and make it safe and fine to use again
>>556159123
You don't mind if I save this to my Splatoon reaction weapons folder?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:52:13 No.556177294 >>556175648
It's all yours my friend. :)
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:55:15 No.556177565 >>556177294
Thanks, friend. :)
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:00:15 No.556178006 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:01:28 No.556178127 >>556178006
Callie always has the best, cutest smiles.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:15:09 No.556179394 >>556178127
There was a nice Callie drawing today amidst the ICE garbage pile.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:16:57 No.556179565 me when my team is winnign: woomy
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:19:07 No.556179751 >>556179394
show the class, haven't been able to boot up the game today
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:19:35 No.556179796 >>556179394
I'm curious now. Share?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:28:31 No.556180634 >>556180331
Yes good Callie post
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:29:10 No.556180702 >>556180331
Ah, a Cephalorock piece! Their art's always been fantastic!
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:46:16 No.556182301 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:54:03 No.556182951 >want to play open with /ink/bros
>hammerhead
:[
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:54:53 No.556183042 >>556182301
this is a good post
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:55:51 No.556183139 >>556180331
Based artist
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:58:26 No.556183361 >>556182951
Hammerhead zones is the most tolerable version of it.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:58:58 No.556183413 Honestly the health bars are such a huge buff to brellas they might actually be semi usable for non one tricks now. Being able to know if you hit enough pellets for it to be worth going in for the second shot is tremendous.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:16:35 No.556185057 >>556183413
they could've improved sound cues for meatshots vs not, but health bars are a brute force solution
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:17:34 No.556185153 >>556183361
Nevermind, Urchin is on rotation too and that stage is dogshit.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:38:52 No.556186925 >>556185153
better than hammerhead
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:39:00 No.556186939 anyone wann play some open at rotation?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:46:42 No.556187619 >>556186939
Yes
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:48:21 No.556187756 >>556186939
>Clams
no
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:51:17 No.556188025 >>556187756
clams is ok
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:01:31 No.556188954 open 2/4 if anyone else wants to join
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:07:23 No.556189523 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:21:39 No.556190854 >THIS WAY
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:22:17 No.556190903 >>556189523
name?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:33:36 No.556191885 >>556190903
snakeheads
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:35:28 No.556192065 >>556192025
>AI
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:37:31 No.556192249 >>556192065
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:38:19 No.556192324 >>556192249
You need help. Fast.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:38:20 No.556192325 switch 1 planned obsolecence strikes again
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:43:49 No.556192803 >want to play open
>clam shitz
every fucking time
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:44:38 No.556192864 https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/pdf/2026/260203_2.pdf
>tbd
LMAO
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:44:42 No.556192869 i am very sorry, brb a little
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:45:41 No.556192971 >>556192864
are you being retarded on purpose?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:47:39 No.556193135 >>556192864
who in their right mind is hyped for a single player splatoon game
you will just be shooting simple ai enemies
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:48:22 No.556193205 >>556192864
the game has no estimated release date yet you fucking retarded doomnigger
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:50:29 No.556193407 >>556193205
which means it's not releasing this year
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:50:59 No.556193457 >>556193407
no it doesn't
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:55:37 No.556193862 Clam Blitz™
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:55:40 No.556193867 >>556192025
This why we know Pearl isn't in the files as the files on her are all slop.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:55:55 No.556193882 >>556193457
yes it does
a game having no release date means it's at least a year out
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:56:08 No.556193901 >million year overtime
Fuck Clam Bliz
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:58:32 No.556194104 >>556190903
I am content to remain anonymous.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:59:26 No.556194180 >>556193882
there's only been one trailer for this game, back in june 2025. that trailer gave no release date. why would a financial report give an estimation before a second trailer? use your brain anon, i know you have one.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:01:53 No.556194412 >>556194180
>an estimation
"to be decided" is not an estimation, negroid
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:03:57 No.556194594 >>556194412
and where did i say it was? the financial report gave no estimation because there is no public estimation.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:06:32 No.556194829 >>556192864
It's so over.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:06:37 No.556194836 >>556194594
And no public estimation = it's not coming out in 2026
cope
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:07:04 No.556194882 >>556194836
yet
retard
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:12:53 No.556195368 >>556193901
>queue for 2mins
>play for 5 mins + OT + TIP
>30 secs results screen
this mode eats so much time
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:13:53 No.556195456 >full sub saver jr spamming bombs the whole fucking match
Why did ngmi never make it so you can only have 1 bomb out at a time?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:14:23 No.556195491 >>556195456
they did, but only with torpedo
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:14:41 No.556195526 >>556195368
you can hold A to make the results go faster
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:21:53 No.556196135 I'm so bad at this, I'm so sorry.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:25:41 No.556196441 When will they nerf point sensor?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:26:46 No.556196529 I think inking is too strong of a mechanic. They need to nerf it.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:56:53 No.556198984 I need to stop dying so much.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:59:09 No.556199157 NERF POINT SENSOR
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:03:07 No.556199515 GGs open
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:04:52 No.556199662 >>556199515
GG's, bruddahs!
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:05:18 No.556199695 GGs openers, sorry about some of those games i have some family trying to spend time with me
>>556191885
my long lost brother snakehead
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:17:49 No.556200680 I love my woomy more than I love my family.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:18:45 No.556200746 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:24:25 No.556201223 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:26:00 No.556201337 >>556201223
How did you get woomy to spin like that?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:28:51 No.556201552 >>556200680
I also love your woomy more than my own family.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:37:17 No.556202186 >>556201337
Turn the camera before you land and press ZR when you touch the ground.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:56:52 No.556203782 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:01:17 No.556204149 >>556201223
>>556202186
forbidden technique
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:01:59 No.556204212 >>556202186
Ok I shall make my woom/veem spin
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:06:42 No.556204606 >>556201223
>>556202186
How do you even figure this shit out?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:18:40 No.556205640 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:22:08 No.556205918 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:29:33 No.556206535 >>556204606
join a discord to know more in depth tips
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:31:08 No.556206658 >>556206535
>more knowledge locked behind secret clubs
I miss forums.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:34:14 No.556206929 where's the bug fix patch
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:56:57 No.556208786 Hey in case you guys have been having a hard time winning, I found this real cool trick to help with everything regarding the future:
After I stopped playing the game it's as if I had my life back.
Hope this helps!
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:10:22 No.556209862 Protip: press down to woomy
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:12:46 No.556210028 >>556208786
but woomy is my life
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:20:13 No.556210545 >>556210028
the last 7 years of your life sucked
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:22:14 No.556210697 >>556210545
i'd argue way more than that
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:31:49 No.556211402 The software was closed because the game card was removed.
Always close the software before removing the game card.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:33:06 No.556211501 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:33:34 No.556211525 >>556211402
Wait you take your splat 3 card out of your switch? mine lives in it.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:34:48 No.556211612 >>556211525
Not even after a streak of losses only broken up by forced wins?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:41:45 No.556212143 >>556211612
No, It only rarely goes back to its case when I play something else which isn't much as the switch is the woomy machine
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:49:56 No.556212741 I have four stars on both dynamos and I think gold is better. Splat bomb makes up for its worse mobility.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:50:23 No.556212772 >>556212143
it goes back in 5 minutes later to ragequeue another "S rank" match against top 500 players
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)06:23:04 No.556219378 i love flopshredders
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)06:46:02 No.556220790 reminder that flar/fwar is shitter cope
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)06:49:55 No.556221039 ICE after getting criticized on a drawing board in a nintendo game
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:14:57 No.556229028 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)11:10:18 No.556234936 Anyways, here it is. This was before the update, just to be clear.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)11:42:36 No.556236632 >>556234936
bubbler nerfs never ever
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)11:46:33 No.556236828 >>556107403
Most likely because they couldn't get King Salmonids work on it.
They are big and the map is mostly a bunch of narrow slopes, so it wouldn't be a lot of fun.
It's a shame really, it was my favorite sr map.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)11:51:13 No.556237086 >>556236828
shame we lost lost oupost too just because zunderbar is too fucking fat to fit through the doors
and all the new salmon maps are shit too, too flat and wide open
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)12:24:39 No.556239136 >>556237086
lost outpost is dogshit
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)12:32:06 No.556239637 >>556239136
that's what makes it so good
salmon run exists to make you suffer, and adding additional suffering is always welcome
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)12:38:18 No.556240058 >>556239637
you need to be studied under a microscope
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)12:40:34 No.556240210 You just need to become a masochist and then splatoon 3 turns into a masterpiece. It was so simple all this time.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)12:48:37 No.556240723 >>556239637
I'm there for chunks, not to get off.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)12:51:55 No.556240939 >>556240723
you're a weakmind BITCH coerced by ngmi into senseless grind
if you don't like the mode for the gameplay and just play it for the rewards, you'll be better off not playing the mode and having an alternative method of obtaining the reward
alternatively, the mode itself should be improved to make you enjoy the mode itself and see the chunks as a side bonus
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)12:55:00 No.556241149 the game is fun because i play with friends who are as good as me
if youre bad at the game just quit imo
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)12:57:05 No.556241298 >objectively bad map design is okay because salmon run is supposed to be le hard and le unforgiving
Why do we entertain this retard again?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:03:45 No.556241756 left.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:06:25 No.556241954 >>556241298
objectively bad map design is jammin salmon junction, the most blank slate stage possible
lost outpost's design sets out to create a unique challenge and explicitly favour some weapons over others, and it achieves that with flying colours
>le hard and le unforgiving
any game with a sliding difficulty scale should top out at hard and unforgiving, otherwise what's the fucking point
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:09:37 No.556242189 >>556241954
but it should be fun hard, not hard because the map is poorly designed
spawning grounds wasn't fun, still isn't
lost outpost wasn't fun
smokeyard wasn't fun, is now
ark polaris was fun
bonerattle is fun
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:16:29 No.556242616 >>556239637
Why are you such a contrarian?
Do you honestly think your opinion being the exact opposite of the general consensus makes you interesting?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:23:01 No.556243108 >>556242189
lost outpost is fun hard because you have to keep what's on the other side of the wall in mind
>smokeyard wasn't fun, is now
how come? smokeyard was the best map since its release
>>556242616
it's not opposite, i just prefer variety and difficulty over grind
it is normal
only terminal degenerates actually like grind
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:27:51 No.556243451 >>556243108
high tide is unplayable in 2
waiting for a fan platform while getting raped by fish is not fun, you cannot spin this any other way
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:44:00 No.556244640 >>556243451
>while getting raped by fish
just don't get raped by fish
you have a single job, shoot the damn fish, and you still complain
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:45:34 No.556244761 Okay, honest to god, we should namedrop the armchair faggot. Have we found out yet who's it? Squinty?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:46:41 No.556244839 >>556244761
No, armchairfag hates turf
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:48:02 No.556244937 >>556244761
Don't think he plays with /ink/ to begin with.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)13:53:26 No.556245289 >>556244937
not that i don't play with /ink/, rather, i didn't renew my nso because 910 does not deserve money so i haven't played the game itself in a while
hint- i've came to /ink/ during the splat1 drought
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:05:32 No.556246112 My splatoon lore knowledge is rusty as hell, but do they know anything about humanity or even care?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:14:15 No.556246763 >>556246112
Everything they have is built to look like our stuff. They are obsessed with human culture
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:18:06 No.556247057 >>556244761
>I don't like reading his opinions, he needs to be exposed for that
I don't even glance at his posts yet I still find the idea idiotic
plus this is a general for a semi-living game, you can easily find two or three MD5 filters to weed out any regular poster you don't like
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:19:23 No.556247163 >>556054204
>general direct
what if it's just a raiders direct instead? or an overview trailer?
there's a partner direct tomorrow, seems unlikely they'd mash a general direct into the same month.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:21:24 No.556247303 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:38:58 No.556248539 you're a squid now
you're an adult now
you have to pay the mortgage now
they're garnishing your wages now
they're turning off the heat now
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:52:26 No.556249575 >>556246112
their entire culture is uber america
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:07:11 No.556250849 >>556208786
And yet you're still here
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:08:30 No.556250968 >>556237086
>>556239136
>>556239637
High tide Outpost still gives me PTSD.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:11:11 No.556251181 SR was just better in 2. 3 makes people feel obligated to play it.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:12:22 No.556251280 good bait
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:17:56 No.556251732 any argument that 2 SR is better than 3 SR is immediately discarded simply because you can play it whenever you want to in 3 instead of having to wait multiple hours for a shift to open
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:18:52 No.556251816 >>556251181
It's all the same, bosses just make it so people who only want to do bonuses get an excuse to hop out of slom sooner rather than sticking around for the whole rotation out of politeness like in 2.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:18:54 No.556251819 >>556251181
nah, 3's is mostly a straight upgrade, other than map design (less egregious problm than in pvp) and reward system.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:21:07 No.556252020 >>556251732
also you don't have to deal with useless scoped chargers
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:36:51 No.556253251 It will never not be funny that people screamed for map edits, and Big Run and Tricolor got generally improved ones, but normal multiplayer got poles or nothing.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:38:58 No.556253405 >>556253251
every major rework was good though, other than hammerhead
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:43:39 No.556253778 They should just delete barnacle, desu.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:54:13 No.556254581 utsu bunga
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:55:17 No.556254661 >Partner Showcase tomorrow
Bro come on, I just want some fucking Raiders news
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:56:57 No.556254783 >>556253778
and flounder, and brinewater, and wahoo world, and mako mart, and eeltail, and mincemeat, and clam blitz
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:56:59 No.556254787 >>556254661
scroll up bwo.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:57:12 No.556254802 >>556254661
february 17th or later, trust the plan
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:18:08 No.556256594 >>556254802
You have no plan you just keep saying that until something happens and claim it was the plan. Which was the plan all along the plan is no plan just woomy it.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:22:08 No.556256945 >>556254787
>>556254802
does a trademark update guarantee news tho? I've seen games get trademarks updated like 6 months before anything happens
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:23:49 No.556257092 >>556256945
nothing guarantees anything, but it's relatively likely, especially considering how long we've gone without information
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:23:56 No.556257105 I may enjoy killing fish.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:29:11 No.556257605 remember how long it took them to actually reveal side order and it ended up sucking hot ass anyway?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:33:28 No.556258018 >>556257605
side order was good though
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:37:15 No.556258376 >>556258018
Side order was good but it fits its name too well.
I want the full course.
I hope raiders is a giant experiance.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:40:30 No.556258667 >>556258018
amazing aesthetic and mostly amazing music are not going to save a game with shit gameplay and mostly shit characters
make it a proper rogue-like, rebalance the shit out of it so you don't become overpowered faster than the game becomes hard, nuke the lesbians, their test tube baby and all of the associated bosses and music out of the story (keep acht she's cool), replace missing parts with more bosses and retool existing ones because they are all extremely disappointing, add more weapons, reduce rng-based grind, and you have something good
as it is now, a game with bad gameplay is not worth playing
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:48:04 No.556259383 I wish no no would come back and save this general
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:52:08 No.556259740 >>556258018
It was good but its problem was being far to bare bones especially with how common such games are today and offer so much more in content. Side Order is the most fitting name as its describes the game perfectly.
>>556258667
That would be a whole new game not just a rebalance that is a full and complete new game from the ground up.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:58:09 No.556260312 Raiders news tomorrow
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:01:51 No.556260684 >>556258018
it was trash and it's embarrassing how fucking Donkey Kong did a better job despite having less available base game resources. Rogue-lites by design should be fun enough to want to replay constantly, ngmi failed miserably if I'm done and bored after an afternoon
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:04:10 No.556260880 >every game has a dynamo on both teams
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:08:21 No.556261265 >>556259740
>That would be a whole new game not just a rebalance
yes, they only have themselves to blame for wasting top aesthetics on an ass game
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:10:48 No.556267348 >>556258018
it is, but it's not everyone's taste and even if it is your taste it will take you a while for it to "click" per se
i have a ton of fun going for monochromatic runs, i need to try a prisma run it sounds tough but a full prisma seems cool and gives you theoretically more options
but if its not the type of game you like then yeah theres not that much in it, once you get to the credits which is like, a couple hours, the game does fall away to "do you enjoy doing this" because theres literally no story beyond that lol
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:15:10 No.556267813 >>556258018
The rewards sucked. Not even a cosmetic like the teddy bear band.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:18:06 No.556268163 >>556267813
???
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:19:11 No.556268291 >>556267813
You're not won over by being able to see this juicy butt in all your games?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:20:55 No.556268482 >>556268291
The only good one. It shouldn't have had the spats though.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:23:26 No.556268754 anyone wanna open?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:32:21 No.556269740 >>556268482
the giant zipper makes up for it
all outfits are improved 100% by: Giant Zipper (see off the hook)
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:37:21 No.556270285 >>556268754
Imma open your ass!
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:15:16 No.556274308 >They’ve taken the lead
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)19:20:34 No.556274882 it's full woom again
crazy how time flies
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:06:17 No.556279739 how are we so dead? didn't we just have a major game-changing patch?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:07:20 No.556279853 >>556279739
the only thing that really changed was dynamo, and all our dynamo mains are fucking dead
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:36:05 No.556283018 >>556279739
everyone's watching the overwatch stream, while we get some more key jingling dopamine pump mechanics they are getting a hovercraft cat with bedroom eyes
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:37:46 No.556283209 >>556283018
>watching overwatch
And here I thought we didn't have taste.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:38:43 No.556283312 >>556283018
>the armchairfag is an owcuck
my sides
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:44:51 No.556284040 >>556283312
ow sucks in a way that makes it very fun to dissect and learn the underlying causes of its constant failures
i haven't played it for years
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:47:55 No.556284338 How does one Dynamo?
Gear build and play style?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:58:31 No.556285390 Grandpa I don’t want to play dynamo anymore.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:01:22 No.556285675 >>556284338
swim speed main saver
>play style
unga bunga
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:16:25 No.556287154 >>556284338
main saver and special charge, you'll be on cooler or flow most of the time. thermal ink is great on it too.
dynamo's playstyle is psychological warfare. play audaciously when the enemy does not focus on you to condition your opponents to fear you, play defensively to punish deliberate enemy approach attempts and make them respect your sphere of influence, dispense support through long range chip and insane amounts of paint to force them to engage you anyway. do not hide, your prescense should be enough to make people try to play around you, just like with chargers. if you didn't teach oppinents that you are not to be fucked with in the first couple minutes, focus on pestering ones who still give you trouble, don't let them forget about you for a second, even if it's a random max range vert.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:42:03 No.556289617 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:42:38 No.556289674 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:44:41 No.556289889 Nonno you suck stop playing
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:50:41 No.556290406 >one of the new hovercrotch heroes is literally just l3 nozzlenose with splat bomb and inkjet
funny coincidence, or?..
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:43:31 No.556295494 Bump woomy
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:49:54 No.556296154 >>556295494
>still page 9
Hi OP
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:53:52 No.556296570 >>556296154
You thwarted it grrrr
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:58:48 No.556297065 >>556289617
Vee....MO sex
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:11:36 No.556298415 I touched a woomy's bumps and now I'm on a list
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:15:11 No.556298812 >>556287154
>psychological warfare
Not my area of expertise, but I'll take your advice into consideration.
What about long range weapons that focus on you while you're swinging?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:25:28 No.556299836 >You hear woomy woomy woomy in the walls
>A wild woomy has gotten into your house
What do?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:29:26 No.556300223 >>556299836
Grab my gun
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:29:32 No.556300231 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:31:46 No.556300452 >>556300231
What the fuck am I looking at why the fuck would you post this
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:33:10 No.556300604 >>556300231
You cant stick your head in a trislosher
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:35:18 No.556300812 >>556300452
Cephs being DUM
>>556300604
Woomy is made of ink yes she can
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:47:26 No.556302043 >>556289674
god i wish that were me
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:47:33 No.556302056 anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:48:30 No.556302173 >>556299836
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:55:59 No.556302936 >>556302056
Ok
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:57:44 No.556303114 >>556302056
>those stages
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:59:31 No.556303296 >>556302056
>flounder zones
If you insist...
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:59:32 No.556303303 >>556303114
i never look ahead, it's always a nice little unpleasant surprise to see brinewater and crab
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:00:34 No.556303405 MAINTENANCE!!!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:01:18 No.556303494 >maintenance in an hour
welp
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:01:46 No.556303549 maybe 1 hour is just fine for this
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:02:42 No.556303647 Nintendo realized they couldn't have that many dynamos queuing at once so they cut the rotation short.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:03:57 No.556303775 maintenance? what for?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:05:29 No.556303908 >>556303775
Partner showcase tomorrow
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:05:45 No.556303935 who else is waiting for a new patch while listening to kpop?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:06:18 No.556303992 Did you guys want to go full roller meme?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:06:25 No.556304012 is it gay if the rollers touch?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:06:29 No.556304017 is the lobby full?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:08:19 No.556304202 >>556304017
yes, sorry
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:09:08 No.556304281 >>556303775
Dynamo nerf
Emergency patch please understand
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:09:21 No.556304304 The patch is probably because of flow's weird inking.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:12:05 No.556304576 >>556304304
yep, that's exactly what it addresses.
https://support.nintendo.com/jp/switch/software_support/av5ja/1101.html
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:12:52 No.556304673 This is your brain on Reefslider.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:14:00 No.556304802 >>556303775
Purge the plaza of its posts!
Like that would ever happen.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:18:15 No.556305239 >>556304576
the squidsquirts are now no longer imaginary, thanks nogami
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:25:13 No.556305971 Nevermind...
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:50:25 No.556308361 What the fuck
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:50:45 No.556308386 sorry to burst your bubble
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:50:51 No.556308394 GGs open
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:51:40 No.556308487 dang, GGs openers
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:53:52 No.556308683 Oh this was the end anyway. GGs open, that last team was pure cancer to me
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:03:57 No.556309694 >close game
>install update
>all of the anti-ICE trannies I reported are back
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:06:42 No.556309949 they forgot to nerf painbrush
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:12:44 No.556310508 >>556309694
Apply to be a nintenjanny instead of being a neet.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:15:56 No.556310792 Is maintenance over yet?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:17:08 No.556310915 >>556310792
yes but every match has a dynamo for some reason
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:18:10 No.556311029 suddenly woomies
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:29:24 No.556312149 Anyone who kills friendly players on the other team deserves to have their legs slowly cut off and their wounds splashed with lemon juice.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:30:19 No.556312261 shredded
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:30:39 No.556312287 Pearl says stop being a fag and be political somewhere else.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:30:40 No.556312289 >>556312149
while listening to kpop?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:31:35 No.556312385 >>556309694
The posts are a minor annoyance that you can ignore or literally turn off. The real tragic part is how they are a window into the zoomer's (and I guess alphies/coronials too at this point) terminally online minds. Remember that vast majority of them did not get groomed and indoctrinated through Splatoon plaza posts but somewhere else.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:34:10 No.556312650 >>556312287
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:34:19 No.556312663 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:34:43 No.556312703 Practice your woomy sketches.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:34:58 No.556312724 >>556312663
>fake 4chan filename
coward
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:35:23 No.556312763 >>556312703
Don't have to, I can just pay someone to draw that woomy for me.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:37:32 No.556312964 >>556312763
Best to practice daily woomy sketches, always keep a woomy sketchbook for the authorities to check to see if you've been practicing.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:37:56 No.556313000 >>556312287
Melt the ICE
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:38:28 No.556313051 >>556312703
I gave up.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:40:47 No.556313282 >>556313051
Then practice yebby sketches
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:41:30 No.556313349 >>556313282
I will never do that.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:52:48 No.556314369 who else listens to jpop while playing splat zones?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:54:10 No.556314478 >>556309694
>>556221039
anti-ICE trannies when you bitch and complain on /ink/
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:59:43 No.556314985 >>556312724
Maybe he doesn't want people who play the game while listening to music?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:02:38 No.556315223 What updated?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:11:53 No.556316084 >>556315223
flow state inkage isn't client side anymore
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:20:22 No.556316779 >>556312289
i enjoy your posts
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:30:44 No.556317614 >>556314478
corny
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:42:24 No.556318598 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:14:55 No.556321398 556251181
>limited time artificial scarcity is a good thing ackshually
I remember when bait used to be believable.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:20:06 No.556321848 >>556315223
4th kits (not for your main)
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:21:15 No.556321961 Latest update: Ver. 11.0.1 (Released February 4, 2026)
Fixes to Player Controls
>Fixed an issue where, when Blaster shots hit terrain or other objects, the explosion hit detection size for opposing players was slightly larger than intended.
>Fixed an issue where, when some Blaster shots hit terrain or other objects, the controller would vibrate.
>Fixed an issue where, when S-BLAST '91 or S-BLAST '92 shots hit terrain or other objects, the same sound effect would play as when they exploded in the air.
Fixes to Multiplayer
>Fixed an issue where the ink that appears at a player’s feet when they enter or extend Flow Aura was not being displayed on other players’ screens.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:26:30 No.556322395 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:56:13 No.556324942 >oh, you won 3 games in a row?
>time to lose 3 games in a row, gotta stay at 50% win rate
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:10:31 No.556326080 >want to keep playing
>right joycon low battery
f u k
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:14:19 No.556326395 1king fishler?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:19:38 No.556326795 >>556326395
slom me in
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:19:58 No.556326827 >>556326395
I will fish in 2 hours
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:24:05 No.556327172 >>556326795
Opening after this software update.
>>556326827
Have fun.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:31:55 No.556327797 what if fish were real?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:33:10 No.556327894 >>556327797
I'd kill 'em
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:33:51 No.556327960 >>556327797
I'd eat them. I just had tuna on pizza.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:42:44 No.556328585 >>556327960
Not anchovies or sardines?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:49:45 No.556329067 ggs very good woomy
>>556328585
I like tuna. It's more common on pizza here too I think.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:50:52 No.556329152 >>556329067
GG's!
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:55:51 No.556329545 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:20:38 No.556331631 when is fwar supposed to kick in
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:44:45 No.556333421 >>556331631
When you stop playing shit weapons.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:48:02 No.556333649 >>556331631
not for you
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)05:51:24 No.556333893 ban 3000ms chinklings from playing blasters NOW
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:00:21 No.556334464 it's so fucking over for you tardfags
total PB death
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:25:12 No.556336102 >>556331631
Never, that's just how S rank works. You get matched with everyone including top500s trying to get to s+10 to secure xb perms next season, or top500s who are getting back to s+ to unlock xb.
You need to be much better and unfortunately you don't really learn from getting stomped either so I recommend just playing other modes and hoping ngmi fixes it next game
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:26:44 No.556336187 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:36:53 No.556336869 Evens I draw for the thread tomorrow
Odds I play games instead
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:41:49 No.556337183 /ink/ this is you.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:42:04 No.556337204 You’re a fake woomy fan if you don’t use floppers
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)06:53:17 No.556337894 It's been 2 hours, would anyone still like to fish?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:00:27 No.556338316 >>556337204
we must go even floppier
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:06:34 No.556338670 >>556337894
i will fish
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:08:17 No.556338763 >>556338670
Swell, I was losing motivation to not fall asleep. Opening now
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:09:58 No.556338856 SR 2/4
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