I love my E-wife but why is she telling me I have to wear a collar and a leash, and ask to go out with her to pee?

>>556206794
i need someone like that...

Are you all alone on Valentine's Day? Instead of doing a backflip and becoming an hero, try StupidCupid!

Simply send an in-game letter to Stupidcupid listing what you are and what you're looking for. Whether you're a big Tauren BVLL or a little elven sissy, whether you're looking for a quick shag or someone to hold paws with, StupidCupid will find them for you.

Monetary donations welcome but not required. Services available on Turtle Wow (Ambershire and Nordanaar). Please send letters before February 13th.

True love awaits!*

*True love not guaranteed.

>>556207934
What guarantee do I have that this a not a scam and that you are no going to post my letter here?

>>556207934
What's stopping some 1 from just trolling.

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I found my mini me

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>>556207934

What server other than twow is worth a try right now?

>>556209958
Not bad actually. Now do night elf.

>>556209958
why does her hands green?

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>>556209958
Bridge Cum Slut.
Gnoll Pack Bitch.
Goldshire Gang Relief.

What’s the best class for an 81 year old great grandmother? I’m looking to get my great granny into WoW. She isn’t much of a gamer outside of Rummikub and Sudoku. What class would you recommend for her as a brand new player?

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>>556210092
I ran out of credits so all I got besides is this sillier looking one
>>556210623
Dragonmaw gloves
>>556210795
She is gnomes only

>>556209958
Now do Istarelle

>>556212664
What site do you use.

>>556212661
Boomkin

>>556212664
do sylma

>>556212661
Balance Druid

https://twitch.tv/frznspirit/clip/StylishSaltyCockroachSpicyBoy-NS6-brplWkVX23D7?desktop-redirect=true&filter=clips&range=all&sort=time
mfw people say turtle is bad

>>556214645
What happened there

>>556218285
Blizzard implemented antiboosting/farm mechanics to dungeons. In their infinite brilliance they made mobs become immune to slows after 15s of them being alive and begin teleporting behind you under certain conditions, I guess if you're categorized as being non-reachable.
This is totally fine if your party is full with gamers but the average classic boomer is bad bad

Also people meme Turtle/Vmangos pathing but Blizzard mob pathing is straight up ass, even positioning mobs is hellish because of how they turn to face you kn ways that make no sense, it's honestly so terrible

So what happened to epoch? the fags were really cocky about it but no one is playing it or talking about it anymore

I've been playing a lot of world of warcraft recently and a few weeks ago I met this cool night elf druid while I was questing. We hit it off right away and started leveling together every day. Recently though I've been getting this feeling that the player behind this druid character in world of warcraft might be trans. What would be the best way for me to hint that I know and is supportive of her so she can be open with me and we can keep having fun together? Specifically while playing and leveling on world of warcraft private servers.

>>556228772
Server was a scam ran by ascension to get developers to join it as a pity project and then shovel them onto working on ascension, owner was outed as being the same person running both and he ragequit epoch, shoveled it onto ascension's launcher and left it without updates since launch; then opened a direct replacement under ascension's name "bbc+" which is the biggest heap of slop to ever hit private servers, worse than any repack ever released on ac-web
Thousands. Thousands of AI generated quests, hundreds of AI generated NPCs, and terrible balancing favoring shaman, pally, and nothing else.

>>556229185
>Thousands of AI generated quests, hundreds of AI generated NPCs, and terrible balancing favoring shaman, pally, and nothing else.
He asked about Epoch not Turtlewow

shit was made on ac-web, at least the ai stuff has some on-warcraft themes instead of edgy early 2000s russian pserver vibes outside of their custom dungeons anyway, I swear the same person made both stormwind stockades 2 and goldshire crypts

>>556219581
blizzard classic has brand new pathfinding that's even worse AND mobs can't be slowed or stunned AND they literally tp on top of you to prevent boosters

> Court ORDERS the following: The Defendant's Motion to Dismiss Defendant Josiah Zimmer is DENIED.

>>556219332
>>556219581
>>556230225
should of had boughted character's instead of gold and gotted boosties nonny
$500 is nothing

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>blocks your path

>>556233013
If you were blocking it you would be in front of the portal. Dumb bimbo helf.

>>556233120
Good luck opening the door, nonny~

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>>556233379
>implying I don't have a key

>>556233379
It costs like five to ten gold to get someone to open the door if you don’t have the key.

>log in epoch
>/who
>39 online
>recognize 0 names
I-it's over, isn't it?

>>556235519
How come epoch is dead if it's the definitive and best classic+ server?

>>556235642
No content. One gay world boss in 6 months. The most wasted 200 hours I've ever invested in anything.

>keyholder
So he’s a janitor

>>556235519
>>556235775
i'm glad retards like you suffer
it makes me happy
not because there aren't other things that make me happy, which are plenty
but because it restores my belief that there is some "greater power" or "karma" or whatever the fuck you want to call it out there making sure to give retards like you what they deserve

>>556236131
ywnbaw, faggot

>>556233379
evil has several keyholders already thoughbeit

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>>556237426
Just the one, actually.

>>556237061
>ywnbaw
i am a man with a healthy dick and balls, what about it?

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but I thought Akalix was going to get this dismissed.

>>556238221
Blizzard cheated by screenshotting Akalix's linked in where it says he is head of marketing for Turtle WoW.
They won't get this lucky for the other people.

>>556237481
>elekkow
not in evil

>>556238980
Im usually against blizzard by default, but getting fucked for using pajeetin is poetic justice.

>>556219332
>blizzard removing mechanics for paying customers because there are so many bots/boosties in their server
So glad I haven't given them money in over a decade.

>>556239902
>nothing ever happens so I'll dox myself
>help me I'm being waterboarded
Serves him well.

>>556229416
there's too many spelling mistakes in the twow content for it to be AI generated IMO

>>556237481
>>556239849
Elekkow was gkicked over this screenshot
members are not allowed to consort with scum

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>trading with alicel for conjured water

>>556241073
I've ERP'd with several people from so that's not true.

>>556241479
Tell me who they are so I can gkick them

>>556241073
elekkow couldnt perform. he was kicked because he never got it up. he blamed anxiety and performance issues.

>>556241236
...and hamon!

>>556241236
I would make alcohol illegal if I could
and cucks will say "um prohibition hecking didn't work" but I would do it right by making the punishment the death penalty

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ready for raid.

>>556237481
Is she holding his...Y'know...

>>556241842
i love the idea of singapore's public canings. imagine being hit by a wooden stick so hard that it makes grown men cry and women faint. the bruises and blisters are so bad that you cant even walk properly for months after.

drug users are caned. drug dealers are hanged.

>>556237481
>paying the enemy 10g instead of pinging one of several evil ubrs key owners
Pathetic.

I just wanted to do UBRS and I was gkicked for it
Now I have to join pugs and can't find a guild because no one wants a fucking shaman tank.
What did I do to deserve this?

>>556242345
It's free for and

>>556241842
Nobody cares Muhammad you revolting brownoid

>>556243156
Yeah bro I'm some sandnigger religious zealot
That is the ONLY possible explanation for why I could be filled with disgust at seeing a woman poison her own child in the pursuit of hedonism
You are so intelligent and a true champion of the white race for getting drunk then ERPing with trannies on wow

>>556243156
Gutulikafish...

when i have no friends to drink alcohol with so i adopt extremist politics regarding what people can do to their bodies

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when i move the goalpost because i got btfo

>>556243274
>I want to make alcohol illegal because this woman is stupid
Not only are you brown your also retard- nvm it's the same thing KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK KILL YOURSELF YOU UGLY MUZZIE SUBHUMAN

>>556243930
>caps spam
holy junkie seethe lmao

>>556241842
Burgorhammed...

You only got cheated on because of your alcohol problem, Gutu.

it's not cheating if you're fully aware and allow it to happen and pretend its not happening

I want to make alcohol illegal so the spiders stop making me fall down and drop my weapon.

>>556209859
Crusader Storm is shit, they have LoS bugs and the entire server crashes when you use a practice dummy

I'm surprised Legion mages weren't considered as one of the most boring classes
>watch (the grass grow) cast bar go full
>occasionally press a 2nd or 3rd button
How can anyone stand this? I found MM hunter to be more engaging than this shit and ironically it gets more flak for being boring than mages ever did in 7.3.5

>>556245353
Fire mage
>have to prepare little gay circle before fight, cast metoo# on every mob every 10 seconds
>boss has diarrhea, shits itself all over the floor
>how to interrupt my own spell and recast gay circle again, metoo allegations fell off have to recast them again
>decide to drop metoo, circle of LGBTQ+ and pick something fun like meteor
>20 people in my vicinity ask if everything is okay, who hurt me and why is my dps lower?

>>556245353
>I'm surprised Legion mages weren't considered as one of the most boring classes
they were though, mages weren't happy to not have a single top dps spec

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why is ellekow like this?

>556249849
>different filename than the post last thread
You are jealous that guy got six (You)s and trying to copy him because you can't find anything interesting on your own. You are PATHETIC.

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>>556250108
i posted it last thread

>xhe thinks anyone's going to read through xir discord drama
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=ropemaxxing&ia=web

>>556250108
meant for >>556249849

>>556249849
This is why I don't invite people from /wpsg/ guilds to my groups, they are prone to meltdowns and are bad at the game

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>>556250245
No, you didn't. I did. Stop copying me, faggot.

>>556250739
How is that a meltdown?

>>556250454
meant for >>556250245

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>>556251174

I'm bored.
Elekkow is Alynastrasza.
Both use the same file naming system for webms they post and are posting from the exact same time zone.
But more importantly, both are also massive twats.
What's even sadder is that Elekkow/Alynastrasza was playing Alterac Valley from at least 7 PM to 2 AM yesterday nonstop. A loved one in his real life needs to intervene and let him know it's not healthy to play WoW private servers for long stretches like that.

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>stino nearing 60
How are branded and evil trannies gonna cope?

I wanna go home and ERP with my lovelies ASAP

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>>556251358
It's uncanny

>>556251358
>levelling in fucking tel abim instead of just doing AV
>on AV day
this guy's a retard

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>Played Vanilla as a teenager
I haven't been this comfy in 22 years.

>dragonscale LW
>literally skinning dragons and channeling their innate powers to boost your magical abilities
>tribal LW
>forming hunting parties to take down big game and wearing them as trophy pelts
>elemental LW
>uhh... regular animal skins but you rubbed water and dirt on them
What gives?

>>556251358
>How are branded and evil trannies gonna cope?
The only ones who will cope are all the chuckers chuds when poongoon bails the server after 2 raids

>https://files.catbox.moe/p0w3k7.mp4
>https://files.catbox.moe/jbukfy.mp4
based or cringe?

>>556252080
why was he flagged though

>>556252080
binge

>>556252080
He chugs water at the end of both of these, what does it mean?

>>556252680
The flames of his passion for WoW and Jesus Christ burn him up and make him thirsty in a way a soulless husk like you would never understand.

>>556252680
It's bottled cum actually.

how's the pop split on twow, balanced or skewed to one faction?

>>556251685
I like elemental but I feel like it's never a good pick. If you're a rogue or druid you want tribal (devilsaur for rogue, the helmet for druid) and hunters/shams that don't want gimped armor values take dragonscale.

>>556252905
It makes sense, I heard apparently he had a boyfriend on wow called Michu. He talks about his "peach" often whatever that means.

>>556253167
Somewhat skewed towards Alliance thanks to High Elves and Paladins being good

YOOO where that TALL NELF MAGE AT DOH??

Nelves can't be mages

>>556253167
everyone picks troll priest, you need to be the contrarian and go high elf paladin

>>556253167
doesn't matter it's pve and you can group with anyone

>>556251358
Can form a raid and corpse camp him until he ragequits and goes back to ARC Raiders?

>>556255543
Fuck off, Aj.

best class to play on a recently launched wotlk but lvl 60 server? its below 50 pop atm.

>>556256649
human male paladin name Turalyonn

Sylma the ugly whore snake killed FmC out of jealousy.

>>556262831
Sylma was the beating heart of FMC. One she was gone, it was over.

If any single person has the ability to kill a guild just by leaving because everyone is only there for them then you should do whatever it takes to keep them happy and if you don't you are the one who killed it.

>>556263143
You cannot please a mentally ill person forever.

>>556263604
If someone was mentally ill they would not be so integral to the guild that it falls apart without them.

Everything went wrong when Elaynna was kicked out of the guild.

Everyone who left is a mentally ill faggot and the guild is going just fine without them.

Onyxia might be one of the worst servers I have played on.
Really regret wasting my time to level a character there.

>>556264072
TRVKE

>>556264619
why are you replying to yourself

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Why are they giving Elafi almost every piece of gear, even stuff he can't use..?
He's LW/Engineering so it's not like they're just having him DE. Are they giving him all this stuff to vendor as payment for joining them?

Imagine if you knew what disenchanting was

>>556265356
The ERP shadow council strikes again

>>556265480
Imagine if your mother didn't drink while pregnant so you didn't have ADHD and could read more than 1 sentence at a time.

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>>556264813
I'm sowwy >W<

>>556265356
Now I ain’t saying she a loot goblin
But she ain’t raiding with no broke niggas

>>556266002
*plap plap plap*

Chuckers of sneed is now recruiting. Hop into the Stino stream now and ask for an interview!

turtle wow has made my agp so much worse, i want to kill myself knowing i cant be one

>>556267785
Same...

>>556267516
im too shy...

>>556269250
you already failed the interview.

>>556267516
The day I have to do an application and interview to get into a guild instead of just saying "hey do you guys need (my spec)" is the day I stop playing wow

>>556269432
You obviously don't play wow then since any serious guild does stuff like that in order to better vet its recruits

>>556241842
Retard. Theft was punished by death in Victorian England and people were robbed of their valuables during public hangings.

>>556269780
When the "serious" guilds and the guilds that don't make you go through an HR humiliation ritual are both completing the same raids effortlessly because it's an easy ass game I feel no need to join the former.

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>serious
>online video game guild
You should kill yourself

Imagine being kicked from , you have to be a completely autist. This guild forgives people who rob them of 1000g or who spam guild chat and whispers with autistic nonsense.

The GM of Evil is selling guild funds to gold seller sites.

>>556267785
You want to be a turtle?

I was kicked from for the crime of being straight and white.

I was kicked from for doing more than 500 DPS.

I was kicked from for consuming.

I have a gold farm idea:
>join as fresh character
>ask for bags
>sell bags on AH

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>>556265356
If you ask nicely people give you the items guys, it's that simple! I'm really nice to everyone and now that I'm finally in a guild that actually appreciates me all the gear that isn't SR'd goes to me so I can make use of the gold the most, since I play the most!

>>556270697
Elekkow...
>>556270828
Elafi...
>>556271340
Silkfang...

english -yaoi -"rough translation" oyakodon bisexual

erping for items isn't the same as asking nicely

i think of erpers and the people that tolerate them as less than humans, even if you do it with a confirmed biofem and she's on camera with mic on i'll see you as less than human. if you keep playing in a guild when your gm does it i won't consider you a human too.

>>556272970
dude who gives a shit

>>556273245
i do, and that's enough for me.

>>556273245
when people actually don't care about a comment they typically just ignore it, you know.

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uhmmm bros?

>>556272970
Factually correct

>>556275589
>Lion of the Saarwind is a jeet
pottery

FIFTY! YEP!

>>556265356
lmao faildom cucks let Evil's weakest sub become their findom queen
fucking embarrassing
rackbride never would've let this happen

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who gives a fuck nigga tbc launch tmrw

>>556271927
Burgor...