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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)
Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200m
Main Story Chapter 5 is out
01/27 - New Beginnings Part 1
01/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR
02/05 - 02/12 Racing Carnival
Mid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200m
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo Universe
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/
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A basic guide for newfags
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https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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Teio!
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McQueen yoU FAT FUCK
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>Do a Teio run
>Just gotta get the senior spring triple crown for the "training the trainer quest"
>7 sub 10% failures in junior year
AAAAAAAHHHHH LET ME SEND HER STRAIGHT TO THE GLUE FACTORY. WHY DO I GOTTA FINISH THIS SHIT RUN
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I jork it to her every night before bed while I have the yellow goblin pulled up on my laptop on a chair in the corner of my room.
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I HATE TOKAI TEIO.
I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
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German milk.
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AGNES LOVE
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>>556214750
I love my beautiful wife Agnes.
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Teio
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What is your honest opinion about Vodka?
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for any taiki lovers - mildly usable build idea, saw some success in my practice room against 14k cap umas (taiki is a cursed 11111, real low roll).
Aiming for 1st/2nd is ideal so GW required. Idea is you get overtaken near spurt then soon as you hit that 3 - boom sfv rocket. Youre FR. Has potential but i might be too lazy to do more.Im not even a parent maker type
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>>556214252
Fat Dumbass
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odds i farm fans
evens i draw
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>>556215074
A dork but very cute
>>556215134
LOOK AT HER GO
>>556215172
Can you draw your favorite uma with a big belly after eating a lot haha it would be funny I think ahhaha
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>>556214951
I hope he wasn't the fat dude and died from over eating
>>556215074
She is cute and sexy, but Daiwa is cuter and sexier
>>556215023
They are so cute together
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>>556215074
Cute, fun, pleasant to deal with, extremely hot, too childish to take very seriously in any respect. I like her voice a lot. I don't know what her earring-like ornaments are and will probably never know.
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i only play uma on mobile so sweepy is not an option
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My wife waving to me (her torena-husband)
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>>556215564
This and also Bourbon. And, as much as it pains me to admit, Haru running during inspiration with her bloomers.
>>556215374
fanart of them heals even the tiredest of hearts
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I'd love to see more Super Creek in this thread.
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>>556214649
Come back in 2 days
I might kick flatliners post your ID just incase
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>>556215515
Why would you go for Turf on a parent run?
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Is Storm of Dragon worth buying on Hishi Amazon? It costs like 360 points.
Worth using Hint Books to lower the high price?
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special thighs...
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you're rolling for her, right?
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>>556214649
I might also be kicking flatliners on Thurs/Fri
Hopefully that won't be too long of a wait for you if you're looking
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>>556215984
Marked
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Umas change a lot after retirement.
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Still need to get a run with more Wit on Ticket but Sprint BNW is coming together, just need Taishin from the all-uma banner and I can complete the team
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Did I win?
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>>556216076
Taiki sex
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>>556216348
Rape Taiki
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>>556215564
So... anybody got her in-game model with skirt removed? I'm just trying to understand what kind of underwear she got. Are these Yakuza_approved_safety_shorts? Nothing at all? Just a black splotch? I just can't make it out.
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>>556216035
No, I will save to build a strong deck for my daughter Neo Universe
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Acute or Bijin for my future dirt pacer? I like em both pretty equally design and personality-wise
I am trying to plan for the future to see how fucked I am carats-wise.
I am slightly leaning Bijin with my heart but my brain is slightly leaning Acute because I think she is just a better uma
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Loving consensual coitus with Taiki Shuttle.
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So what kind of gibs do we get for Part 2?
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>>556216035
Yes, I already acquired NY Opera O, next will be Nishino, after that it's just pace chaser cards until my wife is out
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>>556216402
it is a velocity skill which activates at a random point in the late-race, as long as you are in the back half of the race at the time that it activates
if it activates early in the late-race, you will still be accelerating. velocity effects are useless here, because they raise your speed cap, but if you are not at the cap, you obviously don't benefit from a raised cap.
if it activates late in the late-race, you may be finished accelerating, but if you are still in the back half of the pack at this point, as the skill requires you to be for it to activate, you have most certainly lost the race.
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So this CM is literally just who hits the accels at the right time wins.
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>>556214151
For anyone at all that's interested, 2025 race highlights to the tune of Girls Legend U. Just posted like a day ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URiA8k2VHTc
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>>556216772
youre describing every cm
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>>556216402
No it doesn't. Especially in this sprint CM, where you are still accelerating for 3/4 of the late race. The skill costs 360 skill points for a 25% to do 'something' and 75% to do exactly nothing. Target speed increase means fuck all when you are nowhere near target speed.
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>>556216772
People call this gamblemax CM for a reason
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>>556216789
Here
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AUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHH
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>>556216772
>S
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I'm rarely hitting 14k, I'm thinking it's joever for me
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>>556217104
>he wasn't in the thread when they guy opened slots
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>>556217218
Cursed image.
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The only time I ever hit S rank is when I was borrowing Fine Motion
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>>556216772
I shall reward Wife Nature... sex!
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>>556217258
Silence meta nigger, this cm is for oshi runners only
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>>556217420
People are using Riko for Rushing Gale and if your shit ass career has TSS as a goal
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>>556217420
Ssr riko gives straight away accel gold and helps umas which need to top tenno spring during career. The only other support card sources of rushing gale are ssr teio which is arguably worse than king halo
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For the upcoming "mega banner" that lets you exchange for anything after doing 200 pulls, is it better to shotgun that banner and exchange for useful Umas at 200 if my roster is lacking or is it more economical to just pull on banners that has Umas that I want and grind Daily Legend Races for the rest when they are available?
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>>556216772
Pretty much
>>556217218
As long as you bring your accels and have good wit you'll be fine
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>>556217521
I'm using her for my Sprint Cafe (in progress)
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>>556217637
That depends are you willing to grind for 2 months to get that one Uma?
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>>556217637
if there are umas you want to pull on the horizon, save for them. if you missed out on an uma that you desperately want, then consider it, or consider the paid selector. but the value isn't very good.
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>>556217774
None, if it works it works
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>>556217880
>none
Unless...
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That's two banners in a row Spechud has spooked me on. Is the Summer version good?
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>>556218058
Give up.
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>>556217868
>what kind of mental illness might cause this kind of behavior, when there are already 5+ umas who specialzied in sprint, 5+ umas who has b/c sprint
yeah haha.. definitely wouldn't want to be one of those guys trying to force an uma withGsprint..
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Delicious first-rate armpits, made for licking and kissing right after a race.
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>>556218041
fertility incarnate
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I want to make her even bigger
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>>556218357
Ugliest uma no contest
Yes even including Ryan
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>>556218435
I know what kind of man you are.
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>>556217868
I mean I'm running Sprint BNW because it's the first CM where I'll have Taishin and can actually run them all together (had to skip her banner because I was broke from Kitasan), plus Biwa is my oshi so she's coming to every CM through hell or high water. Also it's funny and will make people do double-takes when they see my lineup.
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>29/30
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Easily the sexiest uma with swimsuit attire.
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>>556218052
It's doable and winnable if you're lucky enough
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https://twitter.com/syun_12537/status/2018897740064059494
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yeah of course then outright call people who are just running natural sprint umas metafags and nonsovl amirite?
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>>556218643
Not my danchou
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Hey guys, Basashi has one spot left after dropping another flat liner. If you're interested in joining a chill B+ (we're gonna hit A someday) club then send an invite request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
There is no official quota, just dont flat line.
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>>556215074
She dances just as well as her lover.
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>>556218052
Very fortunate that Biwa only has to get top 3, usually I need around 400-450 to make it through, going Late can help if needed. Anyone who has to actually win it needs either extremely good luck or a recovery skill to make it through.
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>>556218375
Thats how they get you anon.
At the very least try to wait a month for the FM Kawakami banner.
>>556218052
Yes, just not consistently. If its not a goal race, I wouldnt bother with it.
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>>556218582
The rumor is her socks and panties have been used while brewing first-rate tea more than once, according to a certain princess with enormous forehead
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>>556218836
Winning with 343, and even getting into top 3 with that stamina is just a lucky run. Around 390 and more should be the norm for scoring top 3 as a late surger, and OG Rudolf should be stronger as a late surger
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Oguri Cap (both OG and Xmas), TM Opera O (both OG and NY), Suzuka, Taiki, OG Special Week, and Jordan. I basically have not dumped Carats on any Uma banners (Xmas Fatty and NY Opera came home early enough) and the rest excluding Taiki are just random spooks.Fuck you Cygames for giving me Taiki dupes for the second Starter 3 Star Gacha ticket from the mission, even Rice Shower would've been more preferable
>>556218150
You only get one Star Piece if you win in Daily Legend Races. Assuming you have won all the prior Daily Races you should have around 80 plus Star Pieces so that reduces the unlock time from five to around two months
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>>556218860
Basashi is a chill club. Berry cool.
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Is there a lit of woke trash umas I should never roll on? Some examples
>Dober
Feminist nazi uppity whore that acts like she has an ice stick up her asshole 24/7
>Finemo
Trans
>Vivlos
Trans
>Symboli Sirius
Dommy mommy for basedjaks
>Orfevre
Literally a man
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Soon...
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>>556219207
Basashi's dancho is a w*man, though...
Like CloverClub...
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>>556219171
Congratulations
DO NOT PULL
You have a strong roster already
Use the daily legend races instead for the missed umas like Mejiro Dober or upcoming Nishino Flower.
The only ones you're really missing are Maruzensky and her summer and Seiun Sky but its a minor thing since fronts are difficult to build without whaling.
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>not a single good skill in white
>End closer 2
Please I just need Mile 2* or more, and does G1, G2, and G3 increase affinity or only G1? Since she has 35(-1 debut race -3URA) wins
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>>556219056
I need to stop coming here while I'm horny...
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it's sizable
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Oh shit, I got really lucky on today's free 10 pull.
At long last I FINALLY have Sweep at MLB.
I already have MLB Flash though, so the rest of the pull was trash, but I'm not complaining. I'm happy to finally get Sweep.
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>>556218737
Sprint has such a tiny pool and is such an RNG fest I'm not gonna shame metagolems.
>Wanna mutate Fuku
>Sprint parents have garbage affinity
>Suzuka has high affinity
>Mutate suzuka to get sprint sparks
>Mutating Fuku becomes easier
I wouldn't wish this professor X hell onto anybody.
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arts nice gib sauce
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>>556216215
I'm hoping your Tickezo does well, I tested in some scrims and even some cracked ends/lates seem to fizzle out and not close the gap between them and paces.
I also jumped into doing a Shooting Star build with Kawakami and seeing if Behold would make it into a fun combo, but even when I see those proc with 1 or 2 perfectly timed late accels, she's lucky to make it up to 4th. Granted, not a max speed Kawakami and she's a dummy, but all five of my borrows today never let me get a good summer and this was the best one I could test lmao. I may have to mutate her more to get another pace spark or get that inspiration proc from a funny Spe parent run I did, because it feels like gambling pace to do a Shooting Star -> Mummy combo would lead to better results.
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>>556219410
uh you know flower and dober are wayyy out on dailies right ? it basically goes by release
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anyone doing sprint taiki
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I am not a fan of this NY Opera event.
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>>556220234
No. Sounds like a good strategy
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>>556219386
EHHHH?
Danchou's name seems male to me. Trans people usually use female names, unless you are actually trying to imply that Danchou is a cis woman.
I cant believe I'm seeing gossip about my club.
If you see this Danchou, dont worry, I dont care about your gender.
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>>556220037
I've considered going double pace (Ticket has a B, so it can be mutated with the right borrow) but I kinda want Ticket/Taishin to be backliners so that it's just that little bit less likely for Biwa to get crowded out of Presents for X
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>baobao771100
mm theyve got several gems
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>>556220414
imagine being this a fucking brainrotted. Jesus christ you're pathetic. If you hate the trans bogeyman than you should know the chance of even encountering one on average is miniscule. Unironically kys
>inb4 some witlet your trans!! / defender
good chance theyre not here, you are you closeted fag. stop shoehorning them like you just learned a swear word @age10
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I will probably pull on the Nishino banner since I am for some reason a sucker for Pace Chaser as a strat and will just borrow Dober for any backliners I want to run until she decides to spook or grind for Pieces when she's available
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Lately I've been feeling like installing sweepy just because I'm sometimes too lazy to play but then I realized that mant is coming soon and it's probably not gonna get updated for it so it's not worth it.
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thing about pasa is, we want her to have as little competion as possible come the late race. Im waffling between running LS&tamcloser
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>>556221034
>go to gay club
>why are there homos everywhere!!
point is, you could literally go your entire life without actually interacting with a trans online because that is how small of population they are.
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>>556221552
This is untrue. You should try playing a TCG online.
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>>556221581
way to reveal yourself as the esl you retard. Do you even know what brainrotted means? it doesn't apply to what i said at all. Never stops being funny that ESLs know the bad rap ESLs have, so they accuse others of being it
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>you could literally go your entire life without actually interacting with a trans online because that is how small of population they are.
NTA but you are far more likely to encounter a trans person online than in real life, you just dont realize it. I dont know any trans people IRL (because like most people here I hardly know anyone IRL) but I know 3 trans lesbians online.
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AND STILL NOT A SINGLE MILE SPARKS FOR DIRT PREPARATION
GAME PLEASE I STILL NEED TO MAKE DIRT SPARKS TOO
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>>556221854
I've basically been online for the last 25 years every day. I've never spoken directly with a trans. So i'll refer you to the going to a gay club analogy. Hell, I played a lot of years of FFXIV and that attracts all kinds of those types yet never ran into one - maybe because I wasn't going to ERP, eh?
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>>556221980
>waste 300-400 sp on recov for a .2 accel
Nice. Festive can't win by itself the majority of the time, fyi. Also, the entire reason festive is strong is because you can often control where it procs via 777. This is why the straightway gaslight was hilariously smoothbrained
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>>556222339
youre so full of shit dude. I did every EX raid through endwalker, roulettes every day and what is most common in majority of those parties? Nothing. no one talks 90% of the time. EX raids just need one or two competent to keep the chimps in line, sure as fuck aint anyone announcing their sexuality. I spent countless hours in bozja and eureka too. You.Are.Brainrotted.
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Like I said, you just dont know it
Not every trans person is flamboyantly open about it. Also they are unlikely to want to bring it up to people like you who are obviously hostile to trans people.
I dont play FFXIV, but I know there are more trans people there than in most games. FF is the fucking gay club in your analogy. You are just too retarded to realize your in one.
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>got to MLB Windy from free pulls
>start using her more
>start seeing her as a sexy honse because of her pose on her final event
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>>556223019
GIRLS KISSING GIRLS IS HOT AND COOL THO WHY DO YOU FUCKERS GET ANGRY AT IT
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>>556222508
>But not Summer Maruzensky who can reliably use her unique on the uphill
what's a fucking velocity skill gonna do when you're still accelerating retard
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so same plan as usual then, minus 777 for backup?
>>556222384
i already have umas with turf/distance s and gambling accels lined up, these other ideas are just for fun/let's see what happens/'but what if-' really, since i have time
coincidentally, i also won sagittarius with a 777 xoguri
there was another guy in the lobby who also had a xoguri, s tier, seiun sky inherit, very guidepilled
mine passed the front runners first (i credit my intelligent purchase of Firm Conditions and this tail held high i found for my good midgame), popped speek inherit and nsm and ult, and he and the rest just ate dust all the way to the finish line
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>>556222536
>youre so full of shit dude.
Zip it nigger.
I've been hit on by both men and women as a fully armored male highlander when my only sin was existing within some faggot's render distance.
Gays? Obnoxious, would accidentally leak their ERP messages on the high player count instances (eureka)
Botters? Very easy to spot
Toxic positivity niggers, yeah I also ran into them while doing dailies on duty finder, faggot and his hounds went aggro on me because I didn't reply to his faggot "o7" salute.
Single mothers would obliterate my party finder lobbies because their faggot ass toddler would start pissing and crying 10 minutes in so everyone would bail.
I even made the mistake of joining one of those "discord required" party finders for a raid -which turned out to be casual as fuck, literal dead end in terms of player skill- and after we achieved nothing for 30 minutes I heard some beta male mention "he was a part of the """bdsm""" community".
>Go into a starter town to do your dailies
>There's fags
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im not hostile to trans retard, im hostile to faggots who randomly bring it up in a general about anime horse girls
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>>556223310
No but I would take her out on plenty of food dates
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>>556223209
im not reading that fag lul
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>open thread
>"trans rights are human rights" but unironically
Jesus Christ you seaniggers have fallen pretty hard, I thought your country was based and killed trannies and other kind of homosexual faggots
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>>556223396
not a satanic demon ritual country like america, sorry
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>>556223386
You can't just draw a pregnant uma, make the belly button an innie and say that she's fat. this is cheating and it's illegal
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>>556223396
>opens thread
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here you go
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anyone else just assuming sprints is rng bullshit and not prepping whatsoever?
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>>556223472
SOME OF US ARE INTO STUFFING TOO OKAY but here's a proper fat uma
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they better be wearing socks and say "no homo" after this otherwise the rumors are gonna start flying...
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I just bought all white skills and told myself I'm finished preparing for CM9
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>>556223645
Don't you think it's your pelvis that would end up destroyed...?
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>he is unaware of the reverse pullout and bite
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*opens thread*
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
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twitter fucking refreshed on me before I could do anything and now it's gone
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>>556223769
>one of the few SRs that's as strong as an SSR like Sweepy
Yes, you are the peak of retard
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>no sleep
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I don't even know what I'm typing and reading anymore
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>>556223890
>have had sleep (I think)
>have to go farm parent runs for hours now
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I think normies should be able to do this, so I am doin it now its been 2 days...
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>Opera has an E in dirt! And an E in mile!
>Thats within the 4 letter range of A aptitude, so it would be easy to bring her
>It would just take
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>>556223769
You seem to be under the impression that it's easy to MLB SRs outside of the ones on gold tickets to be easy, when people in this thread are praying for sweep and nishino copies on the free pulls
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Air Groove legitimately intimidates me
Like she is SO beautiful and SO elegant
And yet every single one of my runs with her in the past several months has been some kind of unmitigated disaster
But I can't look away from her, and I can't hate her, she's such a beautiful and ideal mare
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I just got my SEVENTH marvelous SSR
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>>556224132
>By this point everyone should already own both at MLB, even F2P.
I just threw 380 rolls at Fuku, only to get hit with a million Sweeps, a Kitasan dupe, and only a 2LB Windy to show for it.
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>Cygames announces MA-- Trackblazer
>Updated Global version
>Punishes you for 30+ racemaxxing
>Instead rewards you for actually making your own G1 career like they originally intended
>Also drops evolved skills and 2nd anni changes
>Meta is in shambles, pull guides destroyed
How SAVED would the game be?
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I'm f2p, and amongst the 35 available SRs, there are only 3 I have not MLB'd. Seriously, what do you guys do with your carrats?
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>>556224438
I'm waiting for the FM and Kawakami banner
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Can probably nap but right now I'm empowered by anime OPs and OSTs on my side
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I watched his stream last CM trying to snipe him, his whole thing is how he hates the game and wants to play it as little as possible, of course he will not like THE high roll card
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>work an extra day of overtime
>get enough to MLB whatever card I want
Do browntubers really not want to get a job? I know they have to make guides based on their $100/mo content creator budget but still.
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>king halo's daughter
Where did the tits come from?!?
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2bh i have my own parents so i just kept abandoning runs if i didn't get it on first inspire
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>>556224830
First Rate saggers
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>>556217637
It's a really shitty banner anon. If you really want a specific horse and do not want to pay $20 USD for the ticket coming soon then you can choose to spend 30,000 carats. Please do not be fooled, the 3* rate is the exact same and since there is no focus unit it's basically like just pissing your carats down the drain.
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>>556224668
Does this nigga ever win any CMs?
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>Riko
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retard.
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Which is it
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>0RB till 2LB
ITS SHIT
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The year is 2035. Uma musume global has finally caught up with uma musume jp. CM134 is coming up and the recommended stats are 29900/20000/24000/55000/9000 with a mandatory 73 gold skills and at least 35 accels to reach group A finals. Players believe that despite being tier 1 for the last 133 consecutive CMs, gold ship will not be tier 1 this CM (of course, they are mistaken). Content creators have long been silenced, refusing to have a solid take on anything and devolving into incoherent mumbling for CM guides lest they be attacked for spreading misinformation.
"I miss moomoo" says an oldhead in chat. The chat goes silent. VF sees this message and starts breaking down live on stream. Mods ban the chatter, but the damage has been done, Charles looks fondly back at his days co-streaming with unc before he met his untimely fate.
"It's ok. No, really. I miss him too", Charles chokes back his tears, not wanting to derail his guide to scenario 34. A new scenario is now released every month and Charles needs to focus and finish his guide of scenario 34 so that he can release it before scenario 35 drops tomorrow.
The stream is interrupted by a sudden announcement: Cygames will be releasing Almond Eye, and she will be the first uma to have a rate up of 1/1000 and pity of 2000 pulls. There are so many umas in the global pool at this point that everyone is forced into pulling her now or they will never get her. Of course, many new tier 0 support cards were released in the past few weeks to drain everyone's carat supplies for this exact moment.
"It feels good to be a whale" Charles smiles, "come on chat, these pulls aren't going to pay for themselves."
Charles' newborn starts yelling in the background. "Don't worry little guy, daddy will you an Almond Eye too".
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aaaiiieee why did you kick me out fucking wannabe tryhards
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>>556225324
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>Throwing them at random trainee banners like a unfaithfull slut?
That's the point of playing gachas thoughever. Metachuds need not apply.
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>first 5 rooms is 3/5
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>the same company who couldn't bother to patch bugged cm1 titles
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>>556225775
thats my point, best theyll do is port a feature early - 1% chance they try to do any more than that. The luckiest wed be is autorun for MANT (if theyre smart, which, cy.)
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>>556225768
There's Biko Power SSR
She's pretty cute
And she gives Professor of Curvature for Late Surgers
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>>556226117
the mistake is that you're having reading comprehension issues and can't link the meaning from two posts together
>wah wah i didnt get a title game bad cykagames could never do anything different
>8 months of the entire game being different
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Genuine question, I know the way I way I play the game is significantly different than the rest of you guys since I mainly roll for umas and only the bare minimum for cards to be able to finish careers because I only play and read though a umas story a few times to unlock all the scenes and nothing else. Some umas have decent stories that I enjoy while others are misses. I would like to know why do people care about pvp in this game anyways? It's a blatant pay to win coinflip it's not that interesting or deep. It's not anything special you just have to take calculated risks building a character and hope that you win a 70% coinflip a few times if you play correctly, however to do that you would need to spend countless hours building thr same character and their parents over and over again so get the highest point of your variance. So why do so many people lose their horses and especially hours over it especially if they are a low spender? If you are not on a even playing field with someone there is no real point of comparing yourself to them is there? There are plently of other games to play and other meaningful things to do but spending 3+ hours after work playing the roguelike horse game in hopes of chasing a high uma score seems very merisable just so you can show off a cyan colored badge on your profile. Sorry if I sound adverseial English is not my first language I am Canadian.
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Looks like my dirt cm team is going to have to be Taiki/Oguri/Pasa unless I giga mutate like Dober or something.
What will be the meta inherits for pacers? I read Taiki ult only really works on herself, should I just run Oguri and Pasa as lates and give them the usual suspects and like inherit oguri unique onto Taiki?
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Are you Umadachi?
You got kicked because you didnt log in for over 6 days and havent completed a career in over 20. I thought you quit the game. Most gacha players dont come back after a week long hiatus.
However you did earn enough in the first few days, and more importantly, have earned enough in previous months, that I'm willing to add you back if you reapply. I'll even apologize for telling Danchou to kick you. I was personally sad to see you go because you were one of the people that would talk in club chat sometimes.
If you are one of the 2 other people we kicked, then fuck off.
You earned less than 2 million fans all month. You should have been kicked last month, but our Danchou is pretty lenient. You dont even play this fucking game, what do you need carrots for? Just join a random D rank club if all you want to do is trade shoes.
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>"it is peak brown hours guys"
>next day at the exact same timing
>"it is peak brown hours guys"
>next day at the exact same timing
>"it is peak brown hours guys"
repeating shit like a dementia patient isn't going to make it not brown hours retard
first step is to accept brown hegemony because we are not going anywhere in the next century and nothing that you do will change this nyahahahahaha
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>>556226247
jesus christ do i really have to spell it out? They didn't patch a bug they knew about 4 years in advance you troglodyte. We have not gotten shit that doesn't exist in jp. They are just backporting some changes earlier because of the success of the game. Cyjew sure as fuck is not going to alter a scenario on an ACCELERATED schedule you flippin witlet
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>>556226519
Pasa unique for pacers when there'll be more fronts running around, really? I guess I should get working on a parent for her, then. Thanks anon
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Damn, 2 hags?
Says Groove but I have both, which one should I use?
Also how do I build Maru if AS doesn't work here, it's the swimsuit, I don't have the regular one. The only fronts I have are Bakushin and Scarlet, fuck
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He is right tho, you are bricked forever in MANT if you don't roll for my oshi wife card
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I used agnes instead of cafe, using power sunday not wit, but mine are about the same to yours except the new card vs biko (biko soon)
you did 33 races so im going to listen to you and not worry about 950 speed. thanks
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mayano top hebe
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"Nice arm trainer!"
*Chomp*
"Nice nape trainer!"
*Chomp*
"Nice face trainer!"
*Chomp*
"Nice nice trainer!"
*Chomp*
"Nice chest trainer!"
*Chomp*
"Nice tummy trainer!"
*Chomp*
"Nice ass trainer!"
*Chomp*
"Nice thighs trainer!"
*Chomp*
"Nice cock trainer!"
*Chomp*
"Nice legs trainer!"
*Chomp*
"Nice feet trainer!"
*Chomp*
"Nice burger trainer!"
*Chomp*
How do you respond to Windy without sounding mad?
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youre right, anon
these bad fan runs (I am coming back after not doing any for 2 weeks) are what I need for better fan runs later, once I have learned. sometimes when I am in this learning state I forget that there are bad times only because it is another step up from my last "my best" when I improved before
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That doesn't seem humanitarian
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is there a AI app that lets me talk to AI? or use voice to ask it things?
I want to do that instead of watching YT in the background, which is pointless slop anyways. why because there is a free personal tutor in my computer that doesnt take breaks or sleep
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I love lusty uma
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>>556226449
>If you are not on a even playing field with someone there is no real point of comparing yourself to them is there?
The vast vast majority of people you encounter in pvp are not whales with a p2w advantage over you. This is totally irrelevant.
I just want to see my favourite girl win and I want to see that badly enough that I will spend many hours training her.
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>>556226565
Fuck you Geshlu
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>>556227315
massive dilf???
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>>556225656
>has every other good skill you need for this CM
>wins
>"DURR IS PLAN X... GOOD?
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>>556227398
WOWOWOWWW
>>556227413
that supports voice? OK I will be talking to AI all day every day now (future man)
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>>556227315
how don't you get that it requires the same amount of effort to apply that? the game isn't exactly a marvel of code underneath. they could easily smooth out MANT with some number changes.
the patch came early because they know what would happen. but yes, you can believe that they'd let their least profitable era in the game get even worse now that people know not to roll for NTR and Throne
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>got Windy's successful last event again
Goddamn she is so SEXY
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>>556227039
Dia would not allow that
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What is the best area to apply cum to a trainee to improve her running?
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>>556227629
and I know you don't know jack shit about how the game works because the codebase for the game is incredibly simple
but you're probably the retard who sees things on gametora or in the docs and goes "why do they style it like that?? :("
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and they started insulting each other...
nice...
egg them on...
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>>556227617
Sorry anon you can only apply it to clankers
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why does OYL activate when i pass on the right of an uma?
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>>556219294
should i fap to this
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>>556227880
Gentildonna
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>>556228010
its a close finish between curren, bakushin and groove
90301679
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>>556227750
sry im too sleepy to explain coding to a witlet of your caliber
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>>556227880
Gentil could arm wrestle the next 3 strongest umas at the same time and she'd win. Easily.
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>>556228228
that drag race between groove and curren was kino.
one more 93229845
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>>556228417
curren has higher power growth so she would fold donna in half without even trying
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>>556228481
Even with plancha proc pasa did not manage to stay ahead.
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Yeah pace is a lot more consistent + has better skills.
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>>556228694
Is it me or it's lewd because of the way you censored the umas
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Sooo what's the Dirt CM meta
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>>556224501
I will take G1 only races please since thats what I have been doing for the past few days with half tp spark farming hoping for a 9* parent, Im not sure why we are forced to take 30-40 races the next scenario
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How important is energy recovery? It seems thats the only real difference between 1lb and mlb for Mr. Cockballs
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Leave Gentil to me
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>>556228751
gentils talent dwarfs poor fygly hair
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Don't care just sex with Gentildonna
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>>556228804
golshi
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>>556228751
dykes fear this
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>>556228751
the weakest draft horse could manhandle gentildonna
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MY FUCKING BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Im going to be real for a moment, a trainer who can't walk three paces behind an Uma should be stabbed in the back.
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>only dirt umas i have are base Urara and Condor
might have to skip the next CM
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>>556229365
Where are your Oguris (plural)
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>>556229365
Maya can be dirt.
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>>556228804
The Aquarius Cup was the first Dirt Champions Meeting, held on Tokyo 1600m, and its short final corner plus long straight created a Front Runner-dominant meta similar to the Cancer Cup.
Smart Falcon emerged as the strongest meta pick, with Front Runners chaining Angling & Scheming and Victoria por plancha to secure decisive acceleration at the start of the final phase.
Pace runners were generally weaker, but Original El Condor Pasa remained popular, especially among free-to-play players due to her strong unique skill on long straights.
Late runners like Oguri Cap and Agnes Digital performed well, with Digital’s position-free random acceleration skill being highly valued for both racing and inheritance.
Despite expectations, Turf-to-Dirt conversions were rare because modifying both Mile and Dirt aptitude was costly and exhausting after previous events.
The Korean server meta closely mirrored Japan's, but saw increased use of End Closers due to the effectiveness of straight-line acceleration skills like Straightaway Spurt.
End Closers benefited from Admire Vega SSR support, though high deck cost and aptitude modification limited their use, making converted Digital or Haru Urara niche but viable options.
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Stop mutating your umas
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I'm this bwo >>556220037 as I was testing that Kawakami to see numerous ways to improve her, I was taking note to see how consistently any lates were winning. In about 30 races, I saw 2 Air Grooves win, when I went to see what they were running, only to find out they were ran as pace with the Plancha+Mummy core set. At the same time, I saw 4 Kingus win. 3 of them were run as pace as well, the 1 late won by proccing a well-timed OYL and the crucial act of ult, but the 5-6 others I came across fizzled and never got higher than 4th.
So it's not impossible, but you're going to roll a lot more on lates than you would if you have the pace package. Gamba on top of gamba in regards to late lmao.
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>>556229491
Biwa wouldn't use Grok
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>>556229352
cb is end of aug proj
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>>556229491
I'm assuming they're talking about base Oguri
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i have no carats
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i don't have Maru either i'll try to mutate the other 2
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I've never hit stats this good in year one and I get 5th in Hanshin JF. Position keep is so fucking gay.
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>do 2 set of 20 pushups
>die on 15th pushup during the 2nd set
>sore for 2 days, still sore going into the third
Holy shit I won't even be able to fightback if my trainees decides they wanted to rape me haha.
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>le sighhhhhhhhhhhhh
Another long day with shit run rng
My dawgs are BARKIN
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>>556229695
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NIGGER
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>>556227771
Cum in wombs doko???
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>>556229673
ive kinda got my fall planned already too. MLB tach, fm+smaru, bancho blaze, ny kita/dia
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Man, I don't even care that it's 1* guts, having some okay whites makes up for it and I'll take any small steps to not having an Urara in my legacy to tank compatibility.
>>556229530
I already feel the pain of not having Smart Falcon or a Digitan, so joke's on me there.No, I will not go for the scam banner, I will continue having the joke on me
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that said, if you're not at least circle affinity you're wasting your time; automatic spark restriction on triangles
and the guaranteed stat sparks on double circle threshold is just a lot better for your bloodpressure. the fewer moving parts you need to all line up perfectly, the less time you waste rerolling
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well-positioned, if it doesn't specify being at the back, usually means either in the top 40-50% excluding first
that makes paces the target users, but weird stuff can happen in CMs where paces don't fall in that range
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>>556229953
Have you considered getting lucky?
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>>556230417
Yes.
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Surely that's enough for the week haha...
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uh oh 5 seconds passed now I have to go to another career run
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>>556230573
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>>556230530
Her feet aren't touching the ground.
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I cannot count how many times I've gotten a good run, good rainbows, good hints, only for Mile to not turn into at the very least A. And when it does turn to A, all my cards fucking no show and never finish the event.
I'm actually going insane. I'm genuinely losing my mind. I have never been this unlucky.
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>>556230487
Danchou... Come back... We won't be tryhard anymore...
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>>556230615
Roll better honses
It's that simple
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Would this be a good deck for Taiki for the dirt cm? Inherits would be a mix of stam and power
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It took me around 5 hours to completely empty my TP, and each run racing 35+ races
I feel so tired
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Whoops I replied to the wrong post before.
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>>556230969
I did one spring career with <200k fan today
I'm in an A+ club and I'll get the same carats as you
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>>556231029
Based.
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success breeds jealously indeed
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>>556230424
xog dirt?
Tam, luna and bancho deserve 3rd alts.
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ya'll ever seen this shit?
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i miss when /uma/ had recognizable posters, like the tachyon poster that was a rapist nazi, or the fat teio ritual poster, also the ntr poster, or the mejiro maker guy (we are left with the ryanfag of all things the ugliest fucking bitch in the franchise) they all are gone now, hell even the opera bird poster is gone too, i don't even know who you guys are and I can't parasocialize with you for some reason, it's like you're missing something, /uma/ has changed too much we're heading to EoS
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Didn't get a SINGLE rainbow speed from Classic March until the end of this run
WHAT THE FUCK.
And my sprint sparks aren't proccing either. 9 runs and I haven't gotten a single Sprint S.
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>>556231627
kek based retard
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>>556231198
This 7 urges you to do another 10 pull for Falco
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Next thread will be better
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>>556232057
janny’s gonna freak
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>>556232057
You're not my boss
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>>556231913
decipher these moonrunes
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>>556231680
>wtf is my trainer doing
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>>556231286
I just realized how much I hate tacticool trannies.
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