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Thanquol soon, friends!

They can't release the next Total War title until both Ind and Khuresh are opened up.

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>Cathay news in "a few weeks"

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There should be alt skins for LL.

I'll pay $10 for a naked Kroq-Gar and Gor-Rok skin

>>556269792
kill yourself.

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>>556268447
They are probably waiting for Chinese new year.

Cathay gets 2 DLCs whilst Kislev only gets 1 DLC.
Did they forget that Kislev is the protagonist faction of Warhammer 3?

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>>556269792
I dunno about naked Lizardmen but they could absolutely sell skins based on ancient models.

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>>556271007
Cathay century
deal with it gweilo

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'Well?' Sevatar prompted. 'You said you wished to speak to someone present for the Devastation of Zoah.'

The Night Lord knocked his knuckles lightly against his breastplate.

'I was there. So speak.'

Ulatal cleared his throat. 'I don't know if I should file these reports. The Thousand Sons cast our Legion in a… negative light.'

Sevatar still hadn't relinquished the data-slate. 'That they do,' he agreed. 'Though it would hardly be the first report to do so. Who filed this miserable poetry?'

'An officer listed as "Khayon of the Khenetai", who belongs to something called "The Order of the Jackal". He's cited as captain of the warship Tlaloc.'

Sevatar shrugged, the barest movement of his shoulders. 'Never heard of him. I couldn't tell you if he was there or not. I paid little attention to the Thousand Sons junior officers at Zoah. They all tended to whine in the same way. They blurred in my memory after a while.'

He paused, reflecting for a moment. ' "Order of the Jackal". "Khenetai". What amusing titles the other Legions use.'

A strange insult, Ulatal thought, from a man known as the Prince of Crows.

Sevatar's stare was sudden and bestial. Not aggressive, but undeniably animal. Something that might almost pass for a smile infected its way across those scarred lips, inch by inch.

He hears me. Ulatal felt an icy prickle along his spine. Emperor's blood, he can hear me.

>>556269792
We will get that in 40K
But besides that..Why not just use mods? A lot of LLs have reskin mods

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>>556271646
GW writers are the best in their field

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Why does the campaign map have such shitty performance?

Why?

I genuinely do not understand

There's little to no real detail to note. Yea, it has some trees and bushes here and there, but it's mostly textures. I cannot comprehend how I can get a stable framerate in large combat situations with hundreds of moving models, but the campaign map, four years after release, still chugs the moment you explore more than two provinces. Any cheats to sort this shit?

>>556272723
it simulates the whole population

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>>556271598

>>556271914
The Last Church is truly something else.

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Reminder, you can still vote!
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWW7eeNnA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWW7eeNnA
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWW7eeNnA

>>556272723
small family company, please understand.

>>556273615
in a good or bad way?

>>556271007
>Did they forget that Kislev is the protagonist faction of Warhammer 3?
lmao no one plays shitlev except for russniggers and literal monkeys.

>>556273885
In a bad way, the author's execution leaves a lot to be desired.
>In the end, to really stir the pot, I wanted to end the story in a way that, while Uriah might have been wrong, he was the one you liked better and who came out with the apparent moral high ground. The Emperor was right, yet he came across as the arrogant, short-sighted tyrant – the very kind he rails against in the story. Now go back and read it again and see if you agree!
https://graham-mcneill.com/last-church/

>>556271914
epstein pedophile which makes GW epstein-affilliated by association

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>>556271007
Cathay's apparently more popular, especially Zhao Ming for whatever reason??

>>556271914
The same league as giving the pope a copy of undertale

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>>556187672
>>556189963
God I love obese asians. Yin-yin should be fat like this

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>>556275192
What Warpstone radiation does to a motherfucker.

>>556274869
>The Emperor was right
But the setting contradicts this. The Chaos gods feed off emotion regardless of worship. Eldar didn't directly worship Slaanesh, they didn't worship any gods at that point (apart from Craftworlders who fucked off) yet that still supercharged Slaanesh into awakening as a Chaos god. Meanwhile, religion can 'steal' such energy from Chaos. Orks are some of the most violent retards in the setting, yet Khorne gets 0 power from them, since they channel their energy to GorkaMorka via their faith in them, same goes for SoB and with the Emperor. Tau got a godess of the Greater Good despite not being religious etc.
The author doesn't understand the setting if he thought that was Emps being right, Emps was right in the sense that humanity needs to unite and put humanity first, he was wrong about atheism being a means to fight chaos. Plus his lying to his Primarchs about Chaos was what lead to the Horus Heresy and Chaos getting some of te most powerful fighting forces and individuals in the galaxy

>>556275358
I heard about that GameTheory guy doing that, why did he do that, QRD?

>>556273703
>cute girl
>incel chud
>reddit meme
hard choice

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>>556271707
You're right anon, I should enable Lewd Lizards mod for the next campaign. Thank you

>>556275956
>retard hag
>hot-head monk
>based monkey
yeah, hard choice

>>556275775
I agree, but that's just the issue with the Horus Heresy Series in general, you have a dozen writers that have different ideas about how the Big E is supposed to be portrayed. And it's not helping that GW also implied the whole heresy was actually planned all along, it's stupid.

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>>556276119
>>retard hag
bit what if I love retarded hags?

>>556273885
Both Big E and the priest were caricatures of a dumb reddit atheist fedora tipper and a low IQ american evangelitard tier fundie
The Emperor was supposed to be a hyper intelligewnt perpetual, compare his potrayal in Master of Mankind to The Last Church, night and fucking day. Pure character assassination.
A dumb author can't write smart characters well nor a subject he knows nothing about and what >>556275775 & >>556276262 said regarding the plot, different fags shove their ideas in without any regard for consistency.

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>>556273065
如果你读到这篇文章,你的母亲会在睡梦中死去 Free Tian Li 蒸汽罐碾过无辜的国泰抗议者 The Weijin Square protests of 2389 IC 不要听龙霸和他们的谎言 The Weijin Square Massacre 血神之血 The Anti-Dragon Struggle 阴阴是一条弱智的龙 The Failed Lustria Expedition 胖山人 Secret Dealings With The Ogre Kingdoms 人类第一 Human Self-Rule 老蟾蜍的到来 Dragon-Blooded Tyrants 早安越南 Invasion of Kuresh 鸟 Chi'an Chi Cults 大胸吸血鬼 Jade Blood Vampires 就像现实生活一样 Labor Camps 回到猴子身边 Monkey King 灭鼠剂 Clan Eshin 乌鸦人见多识广 Secret Crow-men Outposts 日本昆虫 Nippon Pirates 龙独裁 The Monkey Court 刀耳种族灭绝 Dark Elf Raids 蜥蜴人 Yin-Tuan 国泰就像战锤四万中的帝国,但原体是龙,他们都是不成熟的白痴,拥有太多的权力和许多爸爸的问题 Kingdoms of Ind 苗颖美脚图片多

>>556276262
>GW also implied the whole heresy was actually planned all along, it's stupid.
I'm not that deep into the lore, can you give me a QRD?

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>>556276262
>GW also implied the whole heresy was actually planned all along
Imperium patriots are in control
Trust
The
Plan

Nobody wanted to discuss the fact that Zhao Ming and Malakai Makaisson had merged into a single entity?

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>>556271914
>>556276906
That author is single-handedly keeping the world-that-was alive with the only 2020s Warhammer fantasy book. He updated Bretonnia to be less problematic by deleting the patriarchy and canonizing female soldiers. Please show respect.

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>>556275363
Yin-Yin and Miao Ying keep eating Chaos Warriors, all that extra weight has to go somewhere

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>>556277038
A nice crow friend is on his way bringing fireworks :)

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Those dwarfs are up to something...

It is NIGHT!

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just a normal tzeentch army, nothing to see here

>>556277584
imagine her musk after hours of riding her horse...

>>556277584
Everybody named Graham is a faggot.

>>556280739
He is merely documenting the causes and effects of rage.
Greater understanding allows for greater change!

>3 factions got all the souls before me
dude what the fuck

>>556277584
So does this mean that Bretonnia used to be woke and progressive then sometime between Old World and Fantasy they became huge chuds?

>>556275956
>cute girl
Li Dao (yes he is trans)
>incel chud
Monke
>reddit meme
Yin-Yin (aqua)

>>556277631
Idk what it is about japs specifically that makes them look good fat when everyone else it looks gross

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>>556277038

>>556285302
It's all thanks to Louen LeonChud for ruining the progressive society of Bretonnia.

>>556285774
That is implication, yes

Beauty and harmony, governed by one eternal law, all that begins must end.

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>>556286502
it ain't right

>>556286349
For me it's Drinaz fa Zharr Naggrund, Drazh thaumancy zharr and Hashut zaraz gorm, truly words to smack the Ork by

>>556286502
CA should've coded the game so that if you attempt to put on any item with armor on a Slayer Lord or Hero they refuse it.

>>556286868
That's what you get for letting Slayers lords/heroes equip Armor items

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What the fuck is wrong with Chaos Dwarfs?

>>556287787
see >>556287326, but instead of orcs, it's the chinamen.

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>NOOOOOO YOUR SUPER EXPERIENCED SLAYER LORD SHOULD BE KILLED BY A T0 GOBLIN SPEARMEN

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Imagine not being strong enough to scale up a castle wall with your hands

>>556286502
It's just armor runes etched into their skin

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>>556271007
War in Ukraine really nipped in the bud nu-Kislev, GW did nothing with them, even in TOW.

>>556290223
yeah I strongly suspect the war really nuked any potential for Kislev since they went way deeper on russian aesthetics (BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS) rather than more broad eastern european

>>556289230
This but unironically

>Skaven
>starting near Chaos
Pain, desu.

>>556290181
Fittingly, its the Accursed Armor

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>>556290380
>"Okay, we need to refresh Kislev for TOW, any ideas ?"
>"Bears, Tzar guard, bears, dah Motherland, bears, dah Tzarina, bears."
>"Is it a good idea to lean so heavily towards Russia tropes?"
>"Hey, as long as Russia doesn't do anything stupid between now and 2022 ..."

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Mind explaining why I'm fighting Norsca as Bretonnia on Bretonnian shores in front of Brettonia settlement and I get a fucking High Elf map?

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so i had a 3 month break
did 40k kiddies leave?

>>556292227
see >>556271646

Having to defeat enemies that live in the Chaos Wastes is profoundly one of the most unfun things without a mod that gets rid of the climate penalties or allows adaptation to the climate.

>>556267847
Why is so FUCKING COOL. Goddam his drip is immaculate.

>>556292670
He looks like he'd murder you for your lunch money.

They should have made cylostra count as large.

>>556293209
>count
I read that as cunt
works too desu

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>>556292104
Asur lands.

>>556292104
Bretonnia is build on the ruins of the old kingdom Malekith ruled. It's full of elven ruins.

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>>556292670

>>556295420
So I read the full fight breakdown on the Warhammer wiki and why is Lokhir able to regenerate from getting his face half cut off? Is that some part of his lore I'm not aware of?

>>556295697
it's his red blades, in game they give him regen while in melee
desu lokhir is not a very good fighter either way, whether on foot or on dragon

>>556295697
Lokhir wasn't wounded in the fight at all. Much less getting his face cut. Also the helmet despite what it does in game is actually cursed on the tabletop. It causes fear instantaneous fear in his wearer if he ever looses his nerve. It's not a regenerative item at all. Each turn Lokhir has to pass a fear test on the tabletop to remain on the field. This was a purposeful handicap put on him because he was the best duelist character in the game and could attack as many times in his turn as long as he hit anyone with his last attack which lead to him just running through the table killing everything on a good roll.

d-dogs of war ? ...

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bretonnia has crossbowmen?

>>556278407
I wanna lighting strike that stack so badly. imagine the payout.

>>556296528
Isn't dark elves at 8th edition are just busted in general, in the game assassin hero sucks but in TT it was great even.

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this is the first time I have ever seen Boris actually pop off.

>>556292104
Bretonnian and Empire lands were former High Elf colonies.

The stunties attacked Athel Maraya (Altdorf) first and then everything else.

>>556297461
Assassin is great on the TT but not really worth it. Sure he can kill basically anything you want him to but after he does that he is dead as the assassin quite literally appears behind his target when he enters the game meaning he's stranded surrounded form every side. So it's better to just invest in another unit of dark riders(super strong on the TT), Darkshards(cause bitch tears) or a Hydra(quite literally can win the game alone on it's bullshit rules but no one will play with you again after that)

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>>556295697
https://8th.whfb.app/magic-item/helm-of-the-kraken

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/twg/ rejected THIS.

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>>556297038
Super old edition, but Foot Knights are also for super old edition ...

>>556296528
>Lokhir wasn't wounded in the fight at all
True but that's because the helmet healed him, he had his skull smashed in in the duel.

Now that I know the game is done. I can't get myself hyped up for anything coming to TW3. I will miss the Fantasy ruled /twg/.

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>>556299162
[He] killed many things

>>556299801
His scalp paid the price for it.

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>>556299162
Not pointy ears = no love.
Simple as

>>556299801
how big was his bald spot at the end? was that a factor in his departure?

>>556299801
And his main criticism of it was "hurr durr chariots are too strong". Yeah no shit, getting trampled by a horse isn't something you can walk off form.

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>>556299162
Why did all the non-Warhammer Total Wars after Three Kingdoms fail?

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>>556299893
I only like the spicy elves. So TW3 has basically already ended for me.

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>>556300762
DLC soon Druchiibro!

>>556301310
Those artwork are pretty good, but then you also have this >>556277584

>>556301310
Elven book is the worst of them added nothing new outside of new plot.

>>556301310
A CA-affiliated content creator did confirm that Malekith will be receiving content alongside The End Times.

>>556301545
More than 10 years later.

>>556301759
Only good thing in all of this is new voiced lines for Mally. Best voice in the game and it's not even a contest.

>>556301310
End Times need a sequel...

Just made up a new faction
>Male Elves
Investors??

>>556302207
But that's Age of Sigmar!

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>>556301717

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>>556302207

>>556302756
What's even the point. Malekith doesn't even have half of his abilities from the base game. If anyone thinks they will actually make him immortal when he's moving you are insane.

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>>556301545

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>Bretonnia mentioned

>>556303847
>Glotkin, Felix, Manlet and Malekith get two covers
>Gotrek gets three
>Fagash only one
WEAK

>>556303847
Left to right:
Mannfred, Mannfred, Beastman, Nagash, Gotrek and Felix and Throgg
Glottkin, Glottkin, Crone Hellebron, Malekith, Malus
Malekith, Verminlord, Gotrek, Gotrek and Felix and Be'lakor, Archaon

>>556303847
>chris wraight
Didn't know that he wrote an ET book

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Why does Slaanesh have a claim over all elven souls? I understand why it happened in 40k, but why does it happen in fantasy as well?

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>>556273703
Vote!

>>556304308
It doesn't. They don't go to Slaanesh automatically. Slaanesh in Fantasy has to fight for the souls with the Elven gods. And elves that are devoted to Ereth Khial go to her and no amount of Slaanesh crying can stop that(not that going to Ereth Khial is better than Slaanesh).

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>>556304308
Because 40k and WFB share the same cosmology, and the actions of the Eldar impacted the Elves as they are the same species with the same gods.

>>556304308
Slanny doesnt have the sole claim on elves in fantasy. She just enjoys their souls more than others because elves are more emotional.

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the future is now old man, time to felt this unc

>>556305349
is daniel better in roc than in immortal empires or is it just all suffering

>>556305349
>I'm sorry you feel that way OLD MAN!

Would Drycha get along with Lizardmen? As much as Drycha can get along with anything that doesn't have leaves.

>>556304308
No that's 40k lore. In 40k Slaanesh is a elven god and devoured all the other gods so it gets their souls but in Fantasy it has to fight for them and the obsession it has with elves is due to Aenarion humiliating N'kari.

>>556305508
idk man its my first time ever in this game mode, i played warhammer for 170 hours and i never even touched the main campaign

>>556305680
Drycha is chaos tainted by Morghur(like most of the living trees in Athel Loren). So no, the liggers would want to destroy her.

>>556303515
>>556302638
No, I meant like WHFB:2, with the Empire from WW1

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Next is wood elf dlc with the bladesinger(lord), bladesinger(hero) and bladesinger(wife)

>>556306107
That's a lot of bladesingers.

>>556306107
sqvire stop coping

>>556305890
Oh shit, didn't know that. This means I should be playing her as some kind of Dark Woke Drycha. Interesting. Does this open the door to a green-green alliance between Drycha and Nurgle? Many are asking this.

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>>556306107
My redhead wife

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Hello /twg/
I really love Skarbrand.
Thanks

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>>556306107
>wood elf
>gives you wood

>>556306379
Drycha is more like tree supremacist, thoughbeit.

>>556306738
Did you know that Skarbrand has the highest melee attack in all of Total War?

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>>556306756

>>556306831
Not even that, she wants to kill Ariel and Orion presumably because Morghur's taint is pushing her to seeking revenge on them.

>>556306379
Drycha doesn't like chaos either, she'll just use anything to get back coeddil and return the forests to what they were before the civilized peoples came.

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>>556306893
Yes.
I think I managed close to 300

>>556306987
She's part of the "the alliance with the elves was a mistake" camp that a portion of the older spirits of athel loren supported.

What's the ideal melee to ranged unit ratio? I feel like I never have enough units to cover my rear from cavalry/chariot.

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>>556306893

>>556306107
Give me Naieth.

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ok so AR thought this would be a solid loss
but how would you actually win this playing as the vampire count garrison?

>>556306107
Would beastmen rape them?

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>>556307298
Nah, I'd win.

>>556306107
Black beastbaby factories
Bretonnians jerk off to BEASTED.com where they watch elf whores stuff dark beastmeat in every hole

>>556307290
There's no universal answer to that question there are too many variable, i will say however that infantry(yes even spears) is awful at stopping chariot, even the lower mass ones can just drive through them quite easily, keep cavalry/cheap monsters near your ranged troops and use that instead

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>american hours
>every other post is cuckshit

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>>556307290
This is right or wrong specific to your build seriously. You can go rats with almost no melee. But anyway you can use a cav/monsters to stop enemy cav if you dont want to use a boring troops

>>556307413
go out of the walls and let the towers and my units do the damage

>>556308137
They're a strange people.

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>>556309126
>t.

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>>556307413
No way to win this. Too strong single nodels

>>556267847
What was the fantasy world like before the old ones showed up? What races didn’t they make? Was it just a planet of chaos monsters? Are there other planets?

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>>556307298

>>556310431
It was apparently a lot colder in general and had a single continent, but the world was generally populated with dragons, fimir, the various dinosaurs you see in lustria and the southlands, toad dragons, the dragon ogres, kharibdyss and other such stygian horrors, minotaurs, the spirits of the forests, and the intelligent skytitans in the mountains and cathayan dragons.
Humans, elves, lizardmen, gnomes, halflings, dwarfs and ogres were all made by the old ones. Greenskins weren't made by the old ones but arrived in a giant asteroid that struck the planet and they never managed to exterminate them. Skaven obviously came much later as twisted descendants of either men or rats but weren't made by the old ones.

>>556307048
So really she should have a roleplay aversion of like -500 to every other race.

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how do I deal with Archaon AND kholek as Tamurkhan in the early stages of the campaign? Archaon tends to declare war right as I'm finishing off Kholek or during. My military buildings usualyl haven't cycled enough. And no I don't have the champions of chaos units.

>>556307413
Bumrush everything you have but the basic skeletons to tarpit them outside the walls, then park the skeletons on the towers to make sure they're firing. Ghouls and Black Knights might make the difference in keeping the spears and Grave Guard alive long enough to let the towers kill them. At least that would be my strat. Not sure if it would work though.

>>556311687
She has a really strong obsession with freeing coeddil and will cooperate with(use as a meatshield) anyone that could aid her in her goal. After that though, she'd probably just be following his lead and trying to genocide literally everything that isn't a tree or woodland animal.

>>556312236
the walls were set up in such a way that if the fight is concentrated in one area you have at most one tower shooting at a time, there were 4 towers in total

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>>556304078
>Random beastman got as much cover than Nagash
>Random beastman got as much cover than Archaon

>>556312054
Declare war against all minor factions the other AIs are fighting and Archaon will never bother you. Then go smash grimgor.

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>>556306680
OUR wife.

>>556312608
Is this because archaon likes warmongers or something?

>grimgor
I've never had issues with him strangely and he usually gets taken out by Astragoth or greasus. I have to race them to take over grimgor's territory

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>>556313178
No.. it's a simple game mechanic. The game checks every few rounds how many wars you got going on and rates it against your strength.. if it thinks you are not having enough shit to deal with it gives you more shit to deal with so it forces a random AI faction to declare war on you, even if they like you.
So if you declare war on some no name AI factions, some goblins or shit.. maybe the starting enemies of Sayl and the Chorfs, or he green ogre facions souh of you, the game checks, sees u are in 5 wars rn and leaves you be. Those factions will ofc never threaten you and be wiped out by other AI factions.

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>>556310431
World of ice.
Dragons.
Dino (some ?)
Dragon-Ogres.
Fimirs.
Drachenfels' specy.
Zoats.
Mammoths .

>>556313178
>Is this because archaon likes warmongers or something?
Offering close AI to join their wars against minor/distant factions is something you should always do for diplomacy bonus.

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>>556299162
nuh uh

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>>556304308
Its just something they added in 8th edition.

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>>556312594
>Random beastman
Be polite to the (canon) father of the Tzarina's baby.

>>556300616
>Thrones of Britannia (can't remember if it came out before or after 3K)
They basically just removed feature after feature and called it an improvement. Also yet another game reusing the same base as Rome 2.
>Three Kingdoms
Pissed off the chinese playerbase, did a bunch of stupid "just the vanilla game but starting at an ever so slightly different date" DLCs, eventually players just turned away from it even though the game had actually been successful from launch.
>Troy
The stupid "Truth behind the myth" shit killed it.
>Pharaoh
Few people are actually interested in Bronze Age warfare or politicking. It's outside the scope of interest of the general public.

Why haven't GW killed Slaanesh yet?
Have a cool guy faction of Eldar rise up and kill him in 40k
The effect would apply in Old World too that's how dying gods work.
Very fitting for today's sex negative youth.

>>556314968
Truth Behind The Myth was the funniest thing

>>556315386
>Why haven't GW killed Slaanesh yet?
They tried in Age of Sigmar, the chud crowd raged long and hard enough they begrudgingly didnt write them out of the setting

I was surprised how much I enjoyed Troll King with the Norse changes.

>>556316884
I wish they had the balls they had for end times. Just .. fuck the fans, you all know nothing, archaon is chad and wins, here a shitty story about how ur fav character fell off a bridge and died cause I don't care, dilate..
I wanna see the horned rat become the mega god, not stupid slaanesh.

>>556315386
They gave it an attempt but then someone who was above 95iq pointed out that excess means more than tits and dicks

>>556318792
they literally did all this stuff dude, its age of sigmar

and it sucks

>>556318894
I know, that's what I'm saying they should do again but with slaanesh. He is just banished and apparently meant to free himself in the future.
I want em to shit on slaanesh and the fans and perma kill him.

>>556318894
It still feels insane yet so on brand for GW to have AoS and then after all that was ended and discontinued, make the Old World. I guess at a plus the rarer shit being in production isn’t terrible. Always wanted to kitbash the sphinx guys

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FUCK CHORFS!

40k news when

>>556321345
Right after the chorf nerf

>>556307298
imrik pops in with his 99% fire resistance, 60% fire weakness ward save reduction, +75 antilarge, and a lore of regrowth caster

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Are there images of skarbrand and cultist chan? I really want one of those.

>>556319814
I concur.

Uhm, hello.

>>556319814
Imagine chorf women
They should be soot-black like wow dark iron dwarves

>>556322456
hes a fantasyguy and she's 40k so I wouldn't imagine so

>>556324184
Uhh.. I am pretty sure Skarbrand is in 40k. And that image of her is in fantasy.

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Eto, where is the Britainnia update that was promised to me 5000years ago?

>>556324635
Nice cat

>>556324635
Fuck off. All reworked factions turn to shit.

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Do a lot of giant units have basic sync animations it they battle each other? I watched a fight between a Ghorgon and Necrosphinx and they kept entering this position where they back up a bit before they both attack each other. I've seen this with Giants fighting other large units.

>>556328580
Not all of them, idk about the newer SEM though.

>>556318881
Reddit take, I'm sorry bro, but that's a Reddit take. Slaanesh is only about tits and dicks fundamentally. There are many expressions of cock and breasts, but all the same the root chakra is penisboobies.

>>556328580
You should let dragons fight and watch them do their cool animation where they cling to each other in the sky and tombstone each other into the ground.

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>>556273703
Vote!

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>>556267847

what killed /twg/

>>556328936
>SEM
SEM?

I used to hate sieges real bad because of the narrow roads and the awkward unit controls on walls and the pressure of towers shooting me, but now I'm kind of ok with them

>>556331849
Single Entity Monster

>>556331872
that sounds like a stockholm syndrome, anon.

>>556331849
Single Entity Monster

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>>556332564
perhaps

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this is why shogun 2 sieges are goated

just a wall with a field inside it

>>556304078
Most of those weren't real covers.

Sigmar's Blood wasn't even ET and it reused Mannfred art from the inside of VC armybook.

The End Times had 5 main novels tied to 5 ET books (with game rules and lore)
>The Return of Nagash - tied to Nagash
>The Fall of Altdorf - tied to Glottkin
>The Curse of Khaine - tied to Khaine
>The Rise of the Horned Rat - tied to Thanquol
>The Lord of the End Times - tied to Archaon

Then it had 3 novels about most popular BL characters, Kinslayer and Slayer for Gotrek & Felix and Deathblade for Malus.

The rest of those are short stories published only digitally and only later added to omnibus. The "cover" is just a picture taken from the ET book with a logo and a title added to it.

>>556307290
If flankers are a problem you generally want at least 1 heavy (preferably AP & Anti-Large) cavalry on both flanks. Its much easier to catch them than trying to protect your flanks with infantry. Heavy cav also has enough mass to stop chariots, which are a pain to stop even with braced infantry due to AI movement cheats.

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Boys, I need some brains.. where the fuck do I send Skarbrand? He just solo ran down like 10 cities and tons of armies.. but north everything has fucking alliances and there is snikch left too..

>>556329913
>Slann have a sync attack where they lift Carnosaur off the ground, it struggles in the air helplessly for a while and then is smashed into the ground
>You can actually see this now that 4th gen Slann can be built into melee monsters
We need more Sync Attacks/kills.

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Bring me my rope, please.

anyone know how to get cream API working right now for TWWH3 immortal empires? Had to do a fresh install and completely forgot about how all of this shit worked. Tried to do a new install (swapping the steamapi_64_o.dll" bullshit stuff and putting in that custom creamAPI.ini thing) but i swear there was some sort of executable that I had to run the last time I got this working? Probably my third time setting it up but it's been so long I don't remember exactly how the process went, and I swear i originally learned from a sticky that was posted somewhere here that I can't find now. Anyone got any good infor source for me? preferably something that used to get posted in the sticky?Thanks

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>>556299162
GODS SHE'S PURE SEX

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>>556338531
But that's a good thing for khorne.
More allies = more armies = more favor
Stop trying to use your brain in the unga bunga retard faction

>>556339372
Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort

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>>556339895
but I'm scared..

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i need to capture this to win the campaign, i could only move 4 armies before the nemesis crown expires so i could declare war on these campers, wish me luck, idk what im getting into since im not experienced fighting ogres i just hope ghorst or whatever can destroy 12+ armies, ogres rank 2 power (only 2 fucking settlements no idea how)

>>556340320
Your best weapon is that mortis engine. I'd stack every single horse boy into each other to make a tiny square, mortis in the middle, wait. They won't have artillery and their gnoblar flinger suck ass. Pile of violence.

[spolier]cinderbraj[/spoiler]

>>556341238
she cinder on my braj till I spoiler

>>556341721
don't you mean spolier? Don't know what it means, must be a french word

>>556271007
cathay is cool while kislev is shit. its that simple

>>556344768
other way around

>>556344826
nuh-uh

>>556345068
Chk.

>>556344826
lmao >>556275192

>>556345215
the masses have terrible taste

>>556345263
cope harder snownigger

>>556345263
not as bad as that of kislev players

>>556345314
>>556345360
ching chong bing bong

I got baited into a weapon teams ikit claw army. Gun LoS in these games is so fucking awful I can't stand it.

>Simply have an elevated position, that your useless line infantry will never be able to keep enemies away from
Thanks in advance for the tip.

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Why are WoC and Empire players such fucking chads?
And why are Skaven and Kislev players the biggest fucking brainlets imaginable?

Bros i think my game might be bugged
Playing as kislev i laid siege to zoishenk and the game showed me a 3 turn siege timer, however i'm already 1440 turns in and the siege is still ongoing, is this normal?

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wtf I thought you guys were joking this actually is legend with a voice changer

>>556346948
he just wanted to be a pretty girl

>>556346948
I guess that's an alright way to cope with his balding

>>556346948
legend of total troon

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>>556346948
>Knights Hospitaller
based

>>556299558
they are in old world

>>556346948
does it have an australian accent?

Miao Ying is a virgin.

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>>556347636
miao has 10 times yin-yin's bodycount

>>556347682
I can't believe she fucks birds.

>>556347682
how would you know?

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>>556347682
10 times zero is?

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>>556300616
>>556314968
Three Kingdoms didn't fail and its crazy how zoomers have normalised the idea that a game needs to have 30 DLC to be 'complete'. Used to be that a game would be released finished and maybe you got an expansion pack or two

>>556348110
my source is that I made it the fuck up!

>>556348620
i believe it then

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These 8 mother fucking weapons team didn't fire a single fucking shot. Not even at the fucking flying unit. This game is retarded.

>>556348620
you are batshit insane

Stop shouting DRAGON holy shit

>>556348312
I didnt say it failed, put your glasses on

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>>556348110
pick one

>>556345945
Weapons teams armies don't have line infantry, they have heroes that do summons. 4 Catapults, 4 Snipers, 4 machine guns, 3 summoners including the lord and ideally an engineer hero.

>>556348947
Cool I don't have any priests right now. What I have is 8 weapons teams that won't shoot at the enemy

>>556349000
>What I have is 8 weapons teams that won't shoot at the enemy
didnt have any trouble with it and I didnt even use hero cheese tactics. must be a skill issue.

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>>556299162

>>556349143
Packmasters also have summons, and they are decent in melee once they get high enough level to get a brood horror.

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>>556349486
what did CA mean by this?