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Thanquol soon, friends!

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>>562797218

>>562797218
undead general

Cathay!

>>562797406
Nagash was weak

>>562799603
Who is the Nagash of 40k?

>>562800674
Abadon the Harmless
>every Black Crusade has failed to destrot Terra
>any "success" was equivalent to a short lived victory or pivoted from the goal by the writers to make him seem more intidimating by saying "oh he meant to do this other thing the entire time, its definitely not a consolation prize victory!"
>best thing he did was rage quit Cadia by blowing it up with the great rift because he knew he couldnt take the planet.

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I have to kill Chaos.

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Reminder that there are still thousands, possibly even millions, of Cadian regiments still alive on the parts of the destroyed Cadia fighting off Daemons while proclaiming "CADIA STANDS!"

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>>562797218
That image triggers me.. and it's not just the absurd tits and asses.
I'm pretty sure meow's right leg is not actually attached into her hip..
Have you ever tried twisting your entire body in a way that allows your head to face the exact same direction as your ass? Cause we can't.
And what are those random mini dragons about? One is tzeentch colored, one nurgle colored, and then there is a random snake and a hydro.. why

>>562803221
>And what are those random mini dragons about? One is tzeentch colored, one nurgle colored, and then there is a random snake and a hydro.. why
Coatl
Coatl RoR
Delf Hydra
Sepulchral Stalker

Can't argue for or against the anatomy as i'm not an artist.

if napoleon had said he liked the king's wigs more often, would he have ruled europe?

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>>562804715
if he wasn't a greedy arrogant little shit maybe he wouldn't having united all of Europe against him
also retard needed to learn more about logistics

>>562805207
Napoleon's logistics were the best in his time, he pretty much invented the corps system. His defeat in russia was more of a doctrinal error than anything else, turns out that things like battlefield victories and seizing their capital are useless if the opponent just refuses to surrender

>>562803221
you forgot to add that you're gay

>>562802707
I respect his strength

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It's over.

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>>562797406
Menfish general!

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>>562803162
Cadia?
More like CACAdia!

no news since Bhashiva announcement?

>>562816330
Well we got 7.2
https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/95-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-7-2-release-notes

is bretonnia good in immortal empires? or better in sfo 3?

I love WH:TW for it's diplomacy. I love the Greenskins for their artillery. I love playing as Chaos factions for their diplomacy.
It is a really great feeling to be part of a Supreme Alliance of Evil, spreading it's fell tendrils across the land!
It was the greatest thing about playing Third Age: Total War as Mordor.

>>562820614
bretonnia is a fucking miserable experience, possibly the worst in the entire game
desperately needs a huge update but it won't come soon (if ever)

>>562821212
damn. i like their cav. i got pretty tired of the whole combined arms thing the empire has where i can't just mindlessly blob shit together and watch the carnage (like i can with chaos) and thought i could do that with bret cav,

>>562821404
cav just doesn't disengage either in wh3, so your expensive shock cav will get caught on a singular goblin model drop their orders then just melt

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>Total War: Today Wars
Stat your factions and leader effects
>USA
>Israel
>Iran
>Lebonan
>Russia
>Ukraine
>China
>(Insert other factions you like here)

>>562821928
>Other Faction: Myself
>Leader effect: A sudden weird odor
can start from no shower after a couple of days

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>>562821928
India!

>>562821928
>USA
>Faction effects
>Tariff Madness: Every turn, gain a random penalty to your trade income. 5% chance for a random trade agreement to get cancelled entirely, including the loss of reliability if it was signed recently.
>Muh guns: -5 population growth.
>Faction leader: Trump
>Steals a % of exp from every character in the faction. -10 diplomatic relations (all but Israel).

>Israel
>Faction effects
>God's chosen people: Maximum allegiance points from alliance with USA, they don't get lowered after making requests. +10 public order from religion.
>Greater Israel: At permanent war with every faction bordering them. Entering contact with a new faction will automatically declare war.
>Faction leader: Netanyahu
>Can not occupy settlements, only raze then recolonize.

>China
>Faction Effects
>Numba Wan: +20 research. Can sign trade agreements with opposed factions without taking a diplomatic penalty.
>Shoddy craftsmanship: Buildings factionwide are 20% cheaper, but 5% chance every turn that a building at random will be damaged.
>Faction leader: Xi Yinping
>Depictions of Winnie the Pooh lower unit morale.

>>562821928
yurop dlc??

>>562823226
Is this one of those weird ritual Pajeets do with Pakis to show how more manly they are?

>>562821212
>>562821404
>The short time when Grail Guardian's Lance formation had ridiculous mass, allowing you to trample through everything in an unending charge
Peak kino. And considering the powercreep and how shitty bretonnian armies are otherwise, it'd be pretty balanced nowadays

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>>562824372
Holy kek

>>562824372
>>Muh guns: -5 population growth.
and +1 public order from pacified LARPing cattle

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>Pearl Harbor camo
Based, death to America!

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>>562800674
Void dragon

>>562824372
>>Can not occupy settlements, only raze then recolonize.
Change it to
>Has access to "Sacrifices to Baal" mechanic
>Razing settlements and murdering captives increases favour of Baal
Also add
>Enables lightning strike to all armies when a new auto war declaration happens.

>>562821541
If you turn on guard mode when disengaging it becomes significantly more consistent

>>562826997
thanks for the tip

>>562803162
>possibly even millions, of Cadian regiments
that's retarded, a modern RCT is a thousand people, an imperial regiment should be several thousand to tens of thousands

>>562821928
>USA
We the People: Global spread of American Culture
Ahead of the Curve: Increased Research speed
Media Crisis Cycles: Public Order penalty from American Culture
>Israel
Bump in the Dark: increased agent success chance
Friends of Israel: Diplomatic relations bonus for each established treaty
A People Apart: Heavy diplomatic relations penalty to neighboring factions
>Iran
Peace be upon him: Unit stat increase for 2 turns after losing a general or agent
Holy War: Rebel Armies in neighboring regions are stronger
The Sound of Music: Public Order penalty when not at war
>Lebanon
Who gives a fuck
>Russia
Siberian Expanse: Increased trade goods production
Soviet Arsenal: Unrecruitable unique starting units
Cynical Hearts: Reduced effectiveness of public order buildings
>Ukraine
Dreams of Tomorrow: Increased bonuses from civil technologies
Exclusion Zone: Reduced Nuclear corruption penalties
Border Country: Reduced income from presence of foreign cultures

I give up at this point. I think I got more creative as I went on.

>>562824372
>USA
>Diversity is Our Strength: Maximum unit rank is 6, -40% upkeep and recruitment costs, -10 public order.

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Malekith is gonna do it! He's gonna destroy the vortex!

>>562815573
That's just a Dark Elf Spite, not a Menfish/fishman.
pic being from the same book as that image

>>562832637
Malekith doesn't want to destroy the vortex though. He wants to rule the world, not end it.

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>>562833061
the image*

>>562824372
>-10 diplomatic relations
More like -100 diplomatic relations

Also has the Unlikeable trait

>>562834594
Nah, America is still in a military alliance with half the world. -100 is in the North Korea territory where nobody wants anything to do with you.

>>562833331
>Giant menfish eating a Merwyrm

It's over

what was the point of announcing the big end times DLC if it isn't even coming out this year
what was the point of announcing the tigermen if they aren't coming out until mid-summer
what was the point of making a tiger woman if she just looks like a man

>>562837646
stop trying to masturbate to tigers

>>562837646
>what was the point of announcing the big end times DLC if it isn't even coming out this year
Hype
>what was the point of announcing the tigermen if they aren't coming out until mid-summer
Hype
>what was the point of making a tiger woman if she just looks like a man
Propaganda

>>562837739
why does depicting a woman as a woman equal sexual objectification?
Can a woman be allowed to exist without some puritan retard attacking her for being a woman?

>>562838994
It's a fucking tiger.

>>562839562
Female tigers are smaller than male tigers

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>>562838994
I've seen what you degens do to skinks in drawings.. you can't fool me. You just want more e621 content

>>562839562
It's a tiger woman
>>562840067
skinks also have no sexual attributes albeit, if I lewd it I would have no complaints about the tiger woman

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Heh

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>>562840154
right..

>>562837646
It's ok to have BeastMEN looking like men.
It's not ok to have BeastWOMEN looking like women.
Ok, Chud ?

>>562840274
It's honestly probably just pure laziness so they don't have to make a more svelte Tigermen model just for the LL.

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>>562837739

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Slayers (armored) (for a dwarf)

>>562840067
He cute

>>562840551
I think that's the 100th post I saw of someone slotting the accursed armor onto a slayer.

>>562840690
CA's unadulterated vision, please understand

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>>562840991
CA's vision is not that you guys make the same slayer joke a million times. Shit is the new dick halfmast vamp lord since the items rework.
At least make it funneh.

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What do I do bros, she's in the book...

It's utterly hilarious to me that they already managed to pivot from Neferata lord pack and LotET into recycling scrapped content from Lords of Shangyang and FLC Neferata followed by months of radio silence. Watch as LotET is split into separate packs and all the new stuff besides Nagash is just more Shangyang content because this is "their vision of the End Times".

>>562841140
Why would you write Khalida into the book, she's so cute...

>>562841140
Imagine I responded with this >>562840493 to you

>>562841140
Khalida's grand-grampa was a dwarf. Protect her.

>>562840374
The tiger-woman is another CA OC. If they didn't want to model a tiger woman, they could have a just written it as a man and avoided all of this. It's an obviously politically motivated decision.

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The West has fallen

>ironbreakers don't get Shieldwall
?

>>562846329
They can block artillery with a certain technology.

On Kislev am I really supposed to just create 3 entire stacks of tier 1 bowmanii before I can recruit any other unit?

>>562846428
No, you make 3 stacks of bowmanii and nothalberdiers mixed up.

>>562846428
Armoured Kossars are a tier 2 unit and they are ridiculously solid.
A lot of /twg/ seems to forget about them.

>>562846391
Oh yeah, forgot about that, ty

>>562846642
Can't even get that building before you get waaarghed

Imagine if Space Marines are a tier 0 unit.
It will be like Khorne all over again.

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>>562846981
Not really.. Khorne runs on negative money. You can simply make muhreens T0, which they kinda have to be, but increase their upkeep to that of what would now be.. chosen or swordmaster. Then the player can only bring like 5-6 while all the others can bring 20 units.

>>562846981
I don't even know if they'll use space marine scouts anymore because of the whole primaris thing.
They technically still exist but I'm pretty sure primaris don't go through the scout phase that actual space marines are supposed to?
I honestly can't see myself getting into space marines in TW40K because of how gay primaris are, they'll just be an AI faction I never play, like elves or tomb kings or cathay.

>>562846981
dawn of war solved this issue by just giving them weaker or stronger weapons

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>>562847540
KILL YOURSELF

>>562847540
Primaris are peak SOVL KINO

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>>562847847
>

>>562848025
That's me (not GW btw)

>>562821928
>USA
income gains are inverted so you can only gain money with a negative gpt
If you ever lose your #1 strength ranking every other nation declares war at the same time
start the game auto military allianced with Israel who declares war every 5 turns, if you break your alliance they nuke you

>>562847540
>Primaris Scouts
No such thing, Primaris Marines are bigger, faster and stronger from the get-go with improved Bolters and Plasma Guns and basically immune to gene-seed afflictions of normal marines. They are basically a childs retort to seeing Space Marine for the first time with zero grasp of the lore: "Well I have BIG MARINES, they are same as yours but better and dont have any flaws!"

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THE BLOOD GOD DEMANDS YOU LIFT

>>562848702
>basically immune to gene-seed afflictions of normal marines.
Really? I thought that was most of the appeal of different chapters

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>>562847540
>NOOOOO THE GENERIC AMORED SOLDIER IS NOW SLIGHTLY TALL THIS HAS RUINED THE SETTING
I genuinely don't get the butthurt around primaris
they look like pretty much the exact same marineslop and you can barely tell them apart unless you place them side by side

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Does the 5s cd reduction tick every second for 5s?

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>>562849112
Also, does this apply to ranged weapons?

>>562849112
20
>>562849331
Don't think so, but you can mouse over weapon strength and ranged weapon strength when they're under the buff to check
Usually it specifies ranged like the tomb king Ptra spell

>>562849631
Weapon damage is always melee.

>>562849049
>>562848702
They walked that back because it was retarded and boring(didn't do that for all the other retarded and boring things that come with primaris but oh well). Geneseed flaws started showing up again after a grace period.

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>>562847698

>>562824372
>Iran
Faction effects
>Mowing the lawn:Leaders and General die after 1 turn
>Sex change capital:Homosexual characters are converted into females
>Faction Leader: Dead
> +10 public order from AI generated videos

>>562849082
>I genuinely don't get the butthurt around primaris
I wouldn't expect someone to get it who hates space marines to begin with.
Dumb hyperbolic strawmanning frogposter.

>>562850017
Holy mother of triggering. So butthurt you even started criticizing others for making AI videos lmao.

how can cadia stand if it doesn't have legs
checkmate cadians

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>>562845928
I'm fuckin massiv Hagrid

>>562849112
If I had to interpret this shit then I would say it ticks once every 20 seconds but the buff lasts for 5 seconds when you're out of melee so if you run out of melee at 16 seconds it still triggers for another -5s cooldown.

>>562850420
You're hysterical.

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>>562850515

>>562850610
Chorfs will really see this and use it as a mount

>>562849112
Ah, one of those fun ones. It casts for 5 seconds and then reduces cooldown by 5 seconds and cds for 20 seconds.. so it actually has a 25sec cooldown because it can't cd while casting.
If something ticks every second it says like on the healing potion "healing per second" and then the duration.

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>>562851751
they really are the most based evil faction

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the total war killer...
vgh...

>>562852248
Is this Dawn of War 4?

>>562852248
Releasing two different 40k RTS games at the same time smacks of hubris

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>>562848878

>>562852845
Who made that? U guys are so dumby

>>562852248
So TWW40K can have cavalry ?

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>>562853161
always could

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How do you ever beat this man in a duel?

>Decide to play Khazrak IN 3 after playing Taurox in WH2
>TFW right near fucking Wood Elves
Thats how it is, huh?

thrones of....DELAY!!!

>>562854619
winds of...NOTHING!

>>562854779
Lords of the Extend(ed release schedule) Times

>>562849331
Imbuement (Sundered Armor) applies to ranged attacks, but Weapon damage means melee weapon damage.

>>562841126
Unlike you, most dont spend their time reading every /twg/ post. The idea of unarmored unit hitting armor cap is funny.

It is night.

>>562852845
the adoration and encouragins words from bros is honestly worth far more than attention from W*men

>>562853701
>after playing Taurox in WH2
That's what I'm playing now.
Hope the Beastmen get a rewor,k cos each of their factions feels the same and it gets dull quickly.

>>562850610
a live sneed?!

Helman Ghorst: Clearly the most popular warhammer of all time

>>562855880
the peoples champion

>>562852248
literally everything I've seen from dow4 looks like shit
are people genuinely hyped for it or have I become a curmudgeon?

I AM A DRAGAN NOT A SRAVE!

>>562856425
I thought people were unfairly biased vs. DoW3, which looked great. Turin played and cast it quite a bit when it came out but stopped due to the bad rap it got.

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noooooo muh dragon waifuuuu
I was 2turns2late...
Can i resurrect her playing as Imrik? HEs dont have raiding stance.

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>>562852845
This is cope made by sois who draw webcomics
I cannot post the image showing the kinds of girls he was fucking before his roided ass died from a self inflicted heart attack on this board
But getting ripped will absolutely get you laid

>>562851751
Chorfs will see this thing burst out of their wife killing her and go "thank you hashut for my evil chud son :)"

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>>562856637
>DoW3, which looked great
this man unironically liked the somersaulting terminator game that killed the franchise

>>562857260
>Chaos Dwarf women who have passed the age to bear children, for without this, their only value in their unforgiving society now lies as fanatical warriors in service to the priesthood of Hashut
>the burned stumps of their tongues wriggling in silent cries of hate
B
A
S
E
D

>>562856425
As someone who only plays those kinds of games for the campaign, everything so far has looked great. Being able to choose your warboss for orks, each with their own unit specializations and branching narrative looked sick.

>>562857521
GW will make 90% of blurbs about women in their games involve rape, dying in childbirth, or being some super cloistered commodity that never sees the light of day (or get models), usually all 3, then wonder why they have zero women in their audience
(Interestingly nids, whose lore involves none of the above aside from maybe GSCs, are what I found women tend to gravitate to for armies)

>>562858071
lol dude like 90% of the rape and shit in 40k comes from the genestealer cults
women with nid armies are freaks that wanna fuck them

>>562858071
this lucky bro gets to live in the alternate reality where rape fantasies like mouthwash and handmaids tale are flops

>>562858071
I want a beastwoman LL. I think that would be pretty hot.

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>>562859070
monster girls are too based,this is the only kind you'll get from wokies

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>>562856637
DoW 3 didn't get enough hate. Everyone just focused on the shitty moba gameplay and flippy terminators but the campaign was an abomination.

It bounces around between the races instead of each race having their own specialized campaign focused on them. Just want to play orks because they're your favorite faction and couldn't give a fuck about gay space elves? Too bad you have to play with eldar before you can have fun again.

There aren't even that many missions too so it just feels like you barely get into the groove of a faction while you're hopping between them. I don't know what the hell Relic was thinking but it's easily the worst RTS campaign I've ever played.

>>562859764
Monkey Gorgutz was a travesty, my boy looks much better in 4

>>562859764
Jain Zar was funny

Can I physically block an enemy army from retreating on the campaign map by positioning another of my armies behind it in a long corridor? Or they will just noclip through my army?

>>562859984
I still have no fucking idea what the idea was with Gorgutz.
>For years and years, players thought the canon victor of Soulstorm was the Imperial Guard.
>3 comes out.
>"Ackshually, Gorgutz won."
>Disappoints IG players who get a lore victory for once.
>"But also, he got out of his whole ass owned system and instead became subservient to a less powerful warchief with a smaller Waaagh! for some fycjubg reason."
>Disappoints orkz players who were happy at the idea of Gorgutz becoming a big deal.

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>two more Endo mods

Excellent.

>>562852540
The games are just a form of advertising for GW, they don't particularly care if the games do well. They sell the license pretty cheaply and easily these days.

>>562857258
>getting ripped will absolutely get you laid
Yes, but unfortunately not with women.

>>562861206
They will noclip through, and either get extra retreat distance because of your second army, or in the worst case scenario overlap them and get stuck so you can't attack the enemy or move your second army.

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>>562858071
>GW will make 90% of blurbs about women in their games involve rape, dying in childbirth, or being some super cloistered commodity that never sees the light of day (or get models)
all elgi = women btw

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>>562861206
Someone please, post the Skarsnik webm.

>>562862116
I wish Endo only changed female units

I dont want my entire army to be a bunch of foids

>>562863671
the chinese modder has a female unit only option

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If you could improve grail reliquae, what buffs would you give them? What upgrades would you give them through tech unlocks etc?

>>562866361
charge defense against all for peasant units within the radius, that would be loads of fun

>>562862662
Yep, women actually hate muscles! In fact, failing to lift something is one of the most attractive things a prospective male can achieve!
It truly arouses the females!

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>AYE LAD, WHAT CAN I DOO :D

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4 months since we last got actual news

>>562868096
Being ripped and being able to lift things are almost completely unrelated.

>>562870090
DYEL cope

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What's going on here though

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>Being ripped and being able to lift things are almost completely unrelated.

Which Total War: Warhammer lord is the most ripped?

>>562871412
The king of leg day
https://youtu.be/F3rXKKGsfpk?t=81

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>>562870373
>>562871052
Yeah, just look at how fucking jacked and ripped this absolute unit is.

>>562872249
Yes? The whole argument was an image implying lifting isn't worth doing because only men will care
What's the next step of your master plan after showing me a guy who lifts?

>>562872249
Is he an Overtyrant?

>>562872249
>the umgi are slayermaxxing
SHUT IT DOWN

>>562873020
GUTS OUT BOYS

>>562872670
>lifting isn't worth doing because only men will care
Which is true. If you are short and ugly, no amount of lifting will help you get laid. If you are tall and handsome (and rich, which is by far the most important factor but I'm limiting the discussion to physical attributes for the sake of simplicity) you drown in pussy without any lifting required. Theoretically the tall and handsome guy might become more attractive if he lifts, but that barely matters as he is getting laid anyway. Obviously being fat makes you unattractive, but there is a massive gulf in between being fat and being jacked.

If the goal is merely pussy and not a full relationship, then money isn't a factor. The girl you pull from some night club to have fun one time doesn't care that you're not rich.

And if the girl you're trying to get into a full relationship with doesn't care about anything but money, then you were already an idiot for choosing her.

>>562873632
It absolutely will help in that it will offset genetic debuffs
Your advice is like saying tall people exist so short people should not even earn any money because it's hopeless, when it's obvious it's better to be short and rich than short and poor
Whether it's wealth or musculature or hobbies or something else, you are creating a timeline where you have those qualities vs the timeline where you don't, having them is clearly better you just want an excuse

>>562870831
This doesnt happen in my campaigns anymore. Current patch is pretty good for campaign AI.

>>562872249
OGRE SLAYER (ogre)

>>562847540
There's no point in having Space Marine scouts anyways, cause primaris got new combat roles that fulfill the same niches scouts used to.

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>>562845928
>>562850483
Warhammer is superior.

>>562857258
he died at 22, like how much roids was he even doing

>>562874946
Being fit instead of fat is obviously better for everyone, duh. But being super-jacked isn't healthy, and won't help you attract women unless you already have other attributes that help you attract women.

>>562879590
From what I read, it wasn't the roids that got him, he took some drugs (the non-fitness kind, but I can't remember off the top of my head which) then got into a sauna and passed out while overdosed.

Not that an excess of roids can't also fuck your body.

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>>562877910
>female slayer

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>>562883491
Yes.

>>562883854
she probably fucks human men

>>562883854
she definitely fucks human men

>>562884179
Nah, she's probably a Fyryslayr, so she can only fuck Cityes of Sigmar Fightyng Menfylk.

why cant my pistol units fire if theres a molehill at their feet

Help! I am playing as Drazhoath and my truce with Malekith ends in just 2 more turns.

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I haven't played since Thrones of Delay. Was any of the DLC since then worth it?

>>562884901
this is why i have completely given up on ranged units that don't shoot in an arc

>>562885185
Arbaal and Masque are FLC lords and they are pretty good.

After trying sfo3 i really didn't like it. Has some... interesting mechanical changes to the strategy layer but shit like shrinking down model #'s feels pretty gay. Like why does my aspiring champ stack only have 12 models? Seems like realism to spite fun

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>>562885606
That's barely a shrink from the what 16 in vanilla? I think Grail Knights/Guardians are the unit hit the hardest in terms of shrinkage, but the idea is to reflect how strong they are in lore, so fewer dudes but they're substantially stronger.

I find Warhammer battles a little small already and far too influenced by a few AoE spells so I never play without this mod anymore that lets you adjust unit size far beyond vanilla parameters.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3624585761
Works with modded units too, so SFO should be good if you want to counteract the shrink.

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>>562852845
If lifting got me a valkia gf i'd do it

>>562885606
>>562888180
>makes the basic knight errant units take 2 (TWO) fucking turns to recruit
never deleted a mod faster

>>562885606
WoC are already the best and strongest faction in Vanilla. SFO tweaks and nerfs them a bit

>>562885596
So all the paid DLC since thrones sucks?

>>562872670
>>562873632
>The whole argument was an image implying lifting isn't worth doing because only men will care

Man's purpose is to get stronger. Not to seek public approval.

>>562846428
Some of the cities also allow you to recruit the light cav(that loses to hounds half the time) without buildings

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LegendOfTotalWar here

>>562893993
I got your back

>>562853675
>28 speed
You could just walk away

>>562893993
He'll come crawling back for 40 gay

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>>562894416

>>562896668
What do you think he'll tell the kids this was about when they inevitably see the clips?

Which WH faction is Iran?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnK56x9dfuI

>>562896668
i need this with sound pls lmao

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>>562900724
https://files.catbox.moe/cb5o89.mp4

>>562900646
Location wise chorfs
Unit mechanic wise whose big on martyrdom but also has a clever unexpected cheap but effective product. You'd think skaven but I'd say orks because shaheeds are literally goblin dive bombers.

Also speaking of Shia I want fatimids in M3. Pretty sure we'll get it since they aren't just doing the Ayyubid starting date but they have the potential to be neat as it's not just another
>Turks turks more turks
Muslim faction. Instead you get an eclectic mix of Armenian mercenary archers and cavalry, real small and expensive mamluks, Arab melee cavalry, shit loads of black slave warriors. And the fun campaign map mechanic that Christians hate you Sunni hate you, your only ally is

>>562900973
kwab

>>562900973
dude has been making bank for a decade+ just playing totalwar and still spergs out like this. i just don't understand it

>>562902195
you said you had his back, but you didn't mean it
I would kill, rape, and die for legend of total war

>>562902195
mental illness:

being Australian

>>562900973
that hair is actually pretty sad. that sucks

>>562903621
He said he was fine with it.

>>562903725
I'm not.

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>>562900973
That's so funny. Is that why he quit his channel? He got fed up from reading people's comments?

>>562905512
Like most creators he wanted his cake and eat it too. He wanted to criticise CA and be fair, but also wanted them to send him free stuff early. He wanted his fans to support him financially but also didnt want them to expect things of him in return. The usual shit with dumbfucks who lucked their way in to a 'profession' where they earned more money than they had any right to by creating a parasocial feeding tube from a gullible audience of bored losers.

TW?

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CHAOS DWARFS WIN

MALEKITH PEACES OUT. DWARF FAGGOTS IN SHAMBLES

>>562885606
never been a fan of it personally. all i noticed was they increased the research time by like 2x, made shit more expensive, made some faction a.i wonky as fuck (in my bret campaign i had nothing to do after kemmler declared war on my at turn 8 and i wiped his one stack because the other brets wiped him out along with mousillon and carcassone demolished grom before i even saw him, also belakor was getting spanked by the elves) and changed some core units especially for empire. i was so bummed out when i saw that the outrider grenadiers elector unit from marienburg was changed to some shittier handgunners i removed it and never played it since

>>562896668
It's hilarious to me that you faggots all hero worshipped this dude for years and you're just now learning how pathetic he is

>>562912404
Shut up Volund!
At least Legend has legs to stand on

I've been replaying Med2 recently and enjoying it a lot. More so than the Warhammer total wars if i'm honest. I can't wait for Med3 i hope they dont fuck it up

>>562885606
I tried Helmann Ghorst on SFO at some point and they gave zombies like 12k health or some shit

>>562918185
What good are legs if he doesn't have a back for them to support

>>562919020
I hope it's good, preview looked promising and I'm hoping in 3 years or whenever it's done the end product lives up to the hype

>>562920303
People not having Volund's back is why he can't stand in the first place

KILL EVERYTHING WITHOUT A BEARD

>>562927978
CRUTCH THROWERS

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>>562927978

Undead general.

The thong is musty!

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is the game aware that im not retarded

>>562935307
Well, you ARE using mods...

is archaons campaign better on sfo or 'nilla?

>Garrisoned Black Ark cancels all recruitment if the city is assaulted, even if you win the battle immediately, and the money doesn't get refunded
Well done CA, well done.

Does anyone else have invisible bretonnian horses for lords unless you zoom the camera in?

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We stand today as one united people, one great republic.
We have become the masters.
Though we spring from many different traditions, religions and peoples, we have overcome every adversary, every invader to stand together as a greater Iran.
Now our enemies are as the dust. Their schemes of mastery here came to nothing!
It might have been so different. But we learned from them, took the best and made it ours.
And that is why we have our victory!

https://youtu.be/a8Vorn88j0w?si=H0PtHwUwqdNr9cIh

Which news are you most excited to receive:
Bhashiva gameplay overview
Lords of the End Times second lord reveal
Warhammer 40,000 showcase

TW40K will suck by the mere fact that spice marines will be just slow big men in big armor, despite the fact that canonically they can move VERY fast. Also reused and bloated/deteriorating 20 year old game engine.

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TW beginner, I finished the tutorial campaign and now want to play Kislev in the game proper, which should I select: the chaos realms or the immortal empire?

>>562949395
TW40k should probably be less about formations and positioning and more about terrain:
>find cover for your infantry or you're dead, be it in city fighting or on some sort of trench map
>most human sized factions like the guard, eldar or tau would have to follow that rule
>beginner friendly space marines would be able to tank more damage outside of cover
>some factions could get a bit more "exotic": slow moving Necrons don't take cover but have some protection while advancing like a limited shield, while orks just speed up the more you shoot them in the open

>>562949395
they're making a new engine for it
and so it can run on consoles

>>562944360
Who are the Persians of WHFB?

>>562951265
Chorfs are probably as close as it gets, though they're really a different kind of mesopotamians.

>>562951915
So who are (((they))) supposed to be? dwarfs and dookie weren't allies.

>>562952178
It's certainly not the chorfs, the chorfs take inspirations from further east and from earlier periods. If we take into consideration that the closest to a hotspot of conflicts in the Warhammer middle east where a native population gets invaded by a colonist force that insists it's their promised land would probably be Karak Eight Peaks... then it's the skaven.

How often do skaven and druchii work together in lore?

>>562950273
Necrons already have regeneration and a chance to just reassemble corpses back into working units.

>>562949912
Realms of Chaos is very narrative driven.
Immortal Empire is just free-to-do-whatever you want.

>>562952509
>How often do skaven and druchii work together in lore?
Not very, I cannot recall a single example of the top of my head. Druchii are smart enough to understand that Skaven are treacherous cunts who can't be relied upon in any capacity and also consider themselves far superior to filthy rats, so any co-coperation would be based on a short-term alliance of convenience. There's also the fact that rats are chaos worshipers of a kind, which Dark Elves generally frown upon. I guess Morathi might manipulate them to do her bidding.

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>>562950827
>playing TW on consoles

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>>562952509
Read "Has-been Hag-Queen Morathi", very recommanded yes-yes.

WHERE ARE THE FARKEN NEWS?

>>562797218
feet

>>562951265
Araby but GW memoryholed them because rayciss or some shit.

>>562956584
next week, since the DLC is meant to be coming out this month

>>562957010
persians are not arabs, theyre literally aryans

>finish morghur campaign after cheesing so many siege battles with mortis engine
>decide to try changeling
>roll festus as first shapeshift
>>all of my battles so far have been more mortis engine cheeses on the same fucking empire map over and over
fucking kill me im so sick of shitty siege battles

>>562957010
This motherfucker has certainly not played the Lakhmids in Attila.

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>>562957632
You could try not cheesing. Get a bunch of flying units and harass their ranged units that aren't protected by a nearby melee unit, changeling starts with 3 of them. After theyre all dead use the chimera to kill the melees. The barrier makes him amazing at hit and run tactics to fuck up units for 5-10 seconds then dipping. Only downside is that flying pathing is total dogshit in 3, and eventually a single entity will get stuck on the ground and cause the rest of the unit to wipe.

You now remember launch shadows of change.
A dlc so horrid, it needed 2 reworks to be considered mediocre.
I wish Tzeentch had a second actual LL and not meme changeling.

>Still no updates on 40k Total war.
They are clearly having dev problems.
Grim, grave even.

>>562954628
You can use Keyboards and mice on consoles now.

>>562900973
>Is mentally ill.
>Blames it on everything but himself.
>Feels like he is being treated unfairly for no reason.
Lmao, many such cases.

>>562960769
Maybe they could give the Tzeentch faction Egrimm and promote Aekold to being a LL (Aekold is just a hero at the moment, right?)

>>562957545
>We wuz Aryanz
Right, and so are high-caste Indians, right?

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Credit to Reddit.

>>562964318
That's where the word Aryan comes from.

>>562964318
The Aryans invaded and conquered India, they weren't natives.

I have 4 trollhammer irondrakes and 2 flamethrowers in my armies, but I'm thinking about replacing them with 4 gyrobombers and 2 brimstone gyrocopters, would that be equally effective? Them always having LOS and having 0% chance of getting flanked sounds great on paper

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kino total war

>>562970914
Left: brown people
Right: white people

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>>562970914
WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG?

>>562969098
Just try them out baka
But yeah their guns are actually great at pinging big targets as long as you get them doing it early, I slept on them for a long time thinking they were mostly for the bombs like lizardactyls

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I once lost a duel to Drycha as Karl Franz.

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>temu Wulfrik

>>562974315
I ultimately decided to replace all ground infantry with Irondrakes, and Trollhammers with Gyrobombers. The runelord leading the army is equipped with the chilling weapon, has 50% fire res, 60% phys res, 40% spell res, applies -20% fire res to enemies in 35m, and -10% missile res to enemies in local province, which means he can be sprayed with napalm and he's going to love the smell of it. Also equipped with that health regen item. I think this is going to fuck, I can't wait to try it out

I want to play Arkhan, but how do i into Tomb Kongs?

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>>562965456
Wait, are they rolling back on the "Bhashiva news mid-April" ?

>>562975049
I know you're thinking about it, but you'll get splinters on your dick

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>>562970914
>Faction Strenght: 12360

>>562975916
Don't assume that free armies means you don't need money buildings, you want almost as many to build up your shit
Mortuary cult slaps now and you can get a basic army more often
Try to never be using the T0 skellies

>>562976673
Yeah, seems so. Likely reveals will now be in late April.

>>562975916
You have free units and unlimited number of T0 skeletons so just drown your enemies in trash
Both construct cats and the ushabti are great

>>562977437
>You have free units and unlimited number of T0 skeletons so just drown your enemies in trash
Fucking retarded sentence
You have 19 units until your next army comes along which works out no different to getting a new lord under normal finances

>>562977895
This is irony, right?

>If you have a NAP with someone, attacking that faction's defensive ally is considered treachery of the highest order
What the fuck, so signing a NAP with one faction essentially makes me also promise to never attack any of their allies, even ones they get later on?

>>562834816
Except china

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>>562977895
Slop creators and their orbiters are very weird people

what do rat ogres do in their spare time?

>>562985173
Does whatever a rat ogre can!

>>562985173
Kept in cages to rage

do you play multiplayer in these games

>>562985173
Go drinking with regular ogres and swap stories.

>>562986297
yes, but i'm trans, idk if that matters