let me grill fish with my adopted dragon daughter Arenanet
I don't care about all this world saving anymore

hey i'm looking for a den of iniquity, anyone know a place like this?

qrd on this? i don't pay any attention to social media, especially not the gw2 forum hugbox. furfags up to no good or what?
>>562830836

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>>562834618
tldr, cult child groomer

>>562834618
i just looked it up, he is a weirdo selling hugs on vr chat for 500 bucks and ruling his discord server like a cult
seems pretty tame for furries

Official forums getting ddos’d? Cant imagine by who…

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>>562834951
>A Discord DM EVERY DAY
>DAILY VRChat hug

>>562834951
thank you. this guy is sick in the head. this playerbase doesn't need any more of that kind of cancer plaguing this game, much less the rest of the planet. based anet, you did us all a good service on this blessed day.

>>562834951
Oh yeah I remember this guy. Did no one in gaynet bother to double check lmao Guess his stupid huge youtube view numbers got to their heads. No way such a popular internet personality be insane creepy weirdo, right?

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>>562829996
>Lws3 is shitty in general. Easy skip
I'm kind of enjoying the story, but so far the only gameplay-relevant stuff I'm liking are:
>relatively easy ascended trinkets
>sweet ascended back items
>the seraph bloodstone savant staff looks cool
Though, I guess in true ANet fashion, everything worth getting is gated behind long grinds and is largely cosmetic.

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>>562832303
Hi friends, played on and off between original release and up to Janthir, only about 2k hours. What's the current expansion like? Have they finally reached a new low in release quality or is the content good right now? I thought the 2 firtst maps from Janthir were terrible and haven't played anything since.

>>562843057
>back when living world was always "free" content, back when people had a lot of "free" time and the mats didn't feel like a grind because they were plentiful when the latest content was shitting out currency all over the place

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>>562834951
People like this are a cancer.

>>562843190
>thought the 2 firtst maps from Janthir were terrible
You won't like it then, skip the new expansion too

>>562843190
The first two maps of VoE are much better than any map from SotO or JW, and apart from EoD maps having decent metas, better than those as well. The story is decently interesting too, at least by GW2 standards.

There's still room for them to fuck it up if the patch maps/story are bad, they literally haven't had a good conclusion to anything since, and the first VoE patch decided to forego all actual content to roll out raid and fashion features which they also half-assed and botched the fashion parts, so it's genuinely hard to say whether things are looking up or down.

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>>562823683
>Third, use your dshot (Distracting Shot) to fuck up those healers.
that's what I was trying to do but the heal action is so fast that it seems borderline impossible to react to. I feel like I just have to assume when they're going to use heal other and hopefully cast it at the right time
This is the encounter that wiped me last night with those two faggot yak healers in each group. I learned about flags earlier and also not taking the melee henchmen like you said seems to be helping. I also got resurrect on my own character since I picked monk so hopefully this goes well I really don't want to run here again and my autism doesn't let me skip the bonus missions

>>562845997
Sounds like classic Anet, I might drop in a play a bit thanks for the info.

>>562847550
In Prophecies, the bonus can always be done separately from the main mission, so you could come back later after you've finished and do only the bonus (without doing the rest of the mission)

>>562826379
>roze banned
wow wtf, that situation is crazy, didn't hear about it before since I was on a break from the game

>>562847550
please take this back to /vm/, it's giving me the PTSD (Poopsock Titles-Sudden Death) from doing the God title and i never want to return my thoughts to that era. thanks in mucho advance, gw1 anon...

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>>562847371
Tropical island near active volcano island is a kino set up.

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>>562848131
I got them in the end. Got really lucky on the first and managed to pull one of the healers far enough ahead of the pack that he died before the other could get there to heal him, and on the second pack I just got a lucky interrupt on the heal and managed to take the other one out. Fuck these guys though.

>>562847550
Don't mind him, you can post here from time to time. But yeah, if you want a better gw1 discussion there is a dedicated thread on /vm/. Keep in mind they really don't like 2

>>562848834
that exact group with two dolyak healers is one of the biggest pains in the ass in most of prophecies, honestly
extra painful in hard mode since they have a really strong elite skill that recently got buffed massively

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>>562834951
A pedo furry cult?

>>562848658
cool cats

>>562832303
>updated OP
Its a wintersday miracle

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>>562834951
>someone at anet really saw this and thought 'yknow what? We should partner with this guy!'
1000 copper says it was the ghaar leadclaw dev

>>562834951
>>562834618
why would anet have even considered this creep

>furry groomers are OK as long as they don't get called out for it
>but small independent african streamers who had a bit of a gamer moment? oh no

>>562851691
>saw this
I don't think they saw anything and just accepted everyone

>>562852113
most likely this >>562852264

>>562852264
>this means Lord Hizen didn't even apply if he didnt get accepted
that lazy fuck

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>>562850309
>cool cat
All furries/scalies need to be thrown into a volcano YESTERDAY

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>>562853354
>www.coolcatlovesyou.com is a real website
Jfc

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>>562853354
DERE HE IS

other than cooking station, what other crafting stations can you get on your homestead?

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Switching to Seraph stats before heading to Draconis Mons was the best move ever.
This place is empty as shit so I keep having to solo champions that do shit like stack 10-20 poison on you in 2 seconds or leap-attack you but track you through your dodge roll to still land on top of you.
I hear a "henge" and "aurora", whatever those are, are such atrocious grinds that most people swear off Draconis Mons forever after finishing them, and that's why the map is empty and nobody bothers helping you when they pass. Everyone is on hour 100 in the zone and sick to death of it.
Guess we'll see if that's true.

>>562862806
It only matters if you're making the LW3 legendary accessory, and it's just doing hearts, but you have to do 16 days worth of them so people wind up leaving it until it's the last thing they need to do and then get mad about it being a timegate.

>>562862806
>seraph stats
full berserker/viper or no balls

>>562863436
Is it collecting the 5 daily druid rune fragments 16 times or something? So far, the only part of that grind I think I'd hate is the merc camp up by the inquest base. Took forever for some reason, and that was with killing the wurm.

>>562863596
I have fully ascended for both but they're just so boring to play.

>>562864013
Yeah, it's the Druid stone things.

>>562834951
>cult child groomer
Perfect for anet's preferred demographic

>>562864718
This is an unc genre though

>>562865924
Filled with tranny devs unfortunately

>>562865924
there really isn't much of a choice anymore in the entertainment industry (gaming in this case) to pick and choose games that aren't devved by the alphabet people. this is what we get.

>>562864013
Yeah it's all the hearts for 5 fragments, 16 days. And a bunch of parts of the collection will have you do a bunch of specific events or kill specific champs or do the jumping puzzle or whatever.

being an anet partner doesn't seem all that great desu

>>562843190
Its shit, the new metas are hp sponge shit, the maps are shit
The new specs are shit too

>>562870648
Surely can't hurt to be one
Unless you like making bomb jokes I guess

Is it generally better to promote a crafting material in the mystic forge, or to simply sell it on the TP?

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Do you think the game and internet overall will still be on if usa really nuke iran in a few hours?

>>562870648
they do get free gems as a salary

>>562871568
no, everything will end

>>562871568
Well we're not the ones getting nuked, so we should be fine.
>uhhh other nuclear nations will retaliate
They'll be hitting the east coast, and anet is headquartered on the west coast. Again, we'll be fine. Literally nobody important lives on the east coast.

>>562871854
fake news, nothing ever happens, we're stuck here

>>562871568
The beautiful thing about the internet is that it's decentralized, so servers might be fine, for a bit. But let's pray someone's taking his football away anyway.

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>>562871882
but they are using AWS

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>>562871568
prolly not unless someone decides to be a dick and target oceanic cables

>>562871568
>prepare your 128kbps dial up and dl mirc to communicate
beepbopbeepboopnyeeeeet

>>562871932
at least we're stuck together

>>562872223
>but they are using AWS
Then they shouldnt have outsourced their data centers to the middle east. Point is i'll survive, and thats all that matters

>>562872505
are these poopsocks people talk about?

>>562871568
>Kourna chimps out and attacks the Crystal Desert Emerate
>surprised when Ascalon decides to SEARING them

>>562834951
typical dead mobile tranny player desu

>>562835556
by furry pedophiles (but i repeat myself, all furfags are pedpphiles and all pedophiles are furfags, homosexuality is a disease)

>>562870648
bomb gaynet yesterday

>>562875245
The us WISHES it was as white as old ascalon

>>562876364
I made a Sylvari for HoT and enjoyed the dialog about dealing with Mord in my head.
Without spoilers, do Humans, or Humans blessed by Balthazar, get any extra dialog during LWS3 or PoF?

>>562875245
>searing tech
charr confirmed as jooz

>>562877792
Nyo. HoT was peak story telling if you play sylvari.

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>>562877792
Nope. They don't even address what would've naturally been the fallout of PoF's story afterwards, either. The entirety of DR should've been on fire with the revelation that the Six abandoned them.

Instead, we got a plot that basically invalidated all the shit that happened before. HoT was the game's peak in terms of storytelling, it only gets worse from here.

Oh well, at least the game is still fun.

>>562877792
>Without spoilers, do Humans, or Humans blessed by Balthazar, get any extra dialog during LWS3 or PoF?
I do believe so with PoF at least

>>562878284
>The entirety of DR should've been on fire with the revelation that the Six abandoned them.
Bro the exodus of the gods was like two games ago. Anyone still getting pissy about it by gw2 times is a tranny.
Yes, even kasmeer. ESPECIALLY kasmeer consideirng shes a (((mesmer)))

>>562878519
>consideirng shes a (((naked mesmer)))
ftfy

>>562878680
>she
I dont trust mesmers period after the symon incident

>>562878284
only very few people actually know that the gods abandoned Tyria and there's really no reason to tell the public about it.

>>562878519
There's a marked difference between "the Gods have removed themselves from worldly affairs but still maintain vigil" and "actually nah we're just gonna peace out entirely to a different planet, you guys handle it lol"

Considering humanity's main unifying thing is faith, I'd expect more of a reaction than literally nothing. >>562878754 is the only thing that makes sense.

I’m a naked mesmer! But as an elementalist

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>>562878816
>There's a marked difference between "the Gods have removed themselves from worldly affairs but still maintain vigil" and "actually nah we're just gonna peace out entirely to a different planet, you guys handle it lol"
Sure, which was handled at the climax of Nightfall in gw1. All Kormir did in PoF was retread the old story line of 'the gods have left again and this time they mean it. Again" because gw2 anet devs are hacks

the gods abandoned tyria because charr were going to fuck them up

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>>562877792
They actually do a couple of unique lines of dialogue, both humans and humans specifically following Balthazar, but it's not anywhere as extensive as what sylvaris got in HoT.

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>You will never impregnate Aurene and restart the dragon cycle

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>>562879361
That climax that said that the gods were still around, they just weren't involving themselves in worldly affairs?
Which again is a marked difference from saying they're gone entirely, but I don't know why I'm even arguing over shit that happened 10 years ago. The plot still sucks and hasn't not sucked since HoT.

Also all mesmers are trannies until proven otherwise. Lyssa truly is the worst.

>>562880373
I know how the story goes but its still funny being reminded that the human god of war spares a charr despite the humans/charr being big enemies and warring until very, very recently in tyrian history

>>562880532
>splitting hairs over shoddy anet storytelling
>there ackshually a difference between the gods doing jack shit and the gods doing jack shit
Tiresome

>>562871568
Trump will most likely just extend the deadline again

>>562881645
>let me dig up old lore and then pretend there wasn't more nuance with how it was handled when the games were good
>dude who cares
Yeah I bet sucking dick is exhausting. Next time try not arguing like a woman.

>>562882326
>defending nu-anets storytelling, calling it "nuanced"
>projecting the dicksucking onto others

Searing IRL IS HAPPENING?

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>>562883206
The only thing searing are these meats

>>562883518
Why is there one on his shelf lol

>>562883817
What do you mean, every normal human has Sweet Baby Ray's® Honey Barbecue Sauce on their shelf

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I made it...Lion's Arch...Home....
They really did the place up in the 200 years or whatever since this point.
I might just move to one of the other campaigns at this point on another profession since I saw that they will apparently rejoin prophecies here when you swap over

>>562884586
Modern theme park Lion's Arch sucks ass, we need another tidal wave

>>562880373
Huh weird, all my FHDs are grenth worshiper and they got the same dialogue.

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>>562881857
It's already confirmed 2 more weeks

>>562886681
That's if the strait is opened (which it won't be)

I will go for ldoa.

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>>562883518
>honey
>not using Lewis Tangy BBQ Sauce
What a fucking faggot.

I saw your name in Hieu's copy pasta.

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>>562889392
How the fuck do we get zhaitan to open this?

>>562898882
nuke all of orr who even cares

>>562898882
lol

>>562899129
You cant regime change orr without a ground invasion. Otherwise zhaitan is just gonna keep sending dragon champions to the gulf sorrows states.

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what the fuck

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leaked gw3 image

>>562901614
Isn't this just GW1 with DLSS5 on?

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>>562898882
Release the cauldrons, Khan-Ur!

>>562901614
Would

>>562902656
>we are delaying our searing caudron strike against risen civilian infrastructure for two weeks
TRAHEARNE ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT
KEK

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>>562902656
>the risen have just one message for the tyrian soldiers:
>"Come closer"

>>562899129
>nuke all of orr who even cares
>t. Vizier Khilbron

>>562899129
Last time they did that, it helped hasten the return of Abaddon

>>562901614
now imagine femcharr

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Ever since I spilled coffee on my pc tower it's been noticeably slower and I get constant heavy FPS drops whenever I play GW2 to the point where it's unplayable. It's not a complete loss because the pc is a 10 year old clunker and I was planning on upgrading anyway but now with all the AI shit going on and prices going through the roof my two options are buying overpriced used parts or wait until this whole thing boils over and prices return to somewhat reasonable (who fucking knows when that will be). It really is the worst possible time for it to crap out like this. I tried playing my PS4 out of boredom but paying to use your internet is cucked and all the free online games like marvel rivals are lame so I've just been lurking and playing online sudoku. I played about 3 hours of sudoku yesterday, and while it was somewhat enjoyable what I really want is to fuckingp lay GW2, I want it so bad bros you have no idea but I'm stingy when it comes to money (not poor there's a difference) and i don't want to get ASSRAPED by these demonic jewcorps.....

>>562910735
Similar situation. I'm still on the PC I built in like 2018, been way too reluctant to upgrade the past few years because I'm not even interested in many games that would benefit much. But I'm starting to have more problems and I think I just need to bite the bullet. I really don't think prices are going to come down significantly any time soon. At least unless I buy a new PC first kek.

>>562910735
youre fucked, shouldve bought last year, youre just going to have to wait for steampc for anything cheap
>>562911463
your parts arent compatible with the new stuff, and parts that would be are discontinued

>>562910735
>tfw i recently moved out and found like four 2x4 GB ram sticks from when i upgraded my pc 2 years ago
Once i find out how to sell them i'll be rich

>>562910735
You better spend your money on what you love now, because things aren't getting better in the next 10 years.
My personal tinfoil hat is that PC will become a specialized commodity for work and enthusiasts, unless it's some sort of closed eco-system tablet/phone/laptop. Era of PC being basic household item that is fully yours is over.

>only 250g away from buying a free aurene legendary (longbow) purely from ecto gambling

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>>562850309
You are a cool cat!

>>562910735
I don't remember making this post

Anyway RAM is slowly getting cheaper again, in a few months it'll only be slightly overpriced instead of scalped to hell and back. Maybe. Who the fuck even knows anymore

Scalpers INTO the cauldron of cataclysm

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>>562911463
>>562911686
>>562912310
>>562912691
>>562916198
>>562916532
I'm tired bros.....

I just woke up, did the nukes happen or not

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>>562918237
apparently not yet, we're monitoring the situation

>>562918237
2 week ceasefire

>>562918278
>>562918360
>2 more weeks is real
Heh

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>>562902656
>his expy's name is Ruinbringer
>the name can mean he brings ruin to his foes or brings ruin to his people
Bangar was a cooly designed character, shame he got banished to the cuck cage and shelved during the disaster that was the Icebrood Saga.

>>562878519
the opening cutscene for humans literally says OUR FAITH IS STRONG DESPITE THE SILENCE OF THE GODS, you can even choose to be blessed by Balthazar in biography options and your character says they fight hard to honor him

>>562902656
>two ears
that's not a Charr! that's a Forgotten in disguise!!

Which GW2 race is the most into incest?

>>562924178
El*nians.

>>562924178
norns

>>562924178
Charr if we're going by the shameless faggots itt

I think I'm going to move on past pre searing because taking on a butt fuck ton orgy of charr with the imp is not that fun in these tunnels

>>562924178
I feel like Asura would play into the "keep our bloodline pure" mindset

>>562924178
>already have one of all the races
Well sylvari are all related....

>>562924178
Kryta was under danger of extinction, there were so few humans left. All clustered around 1 city. Have to be inbred at this point.

>>562925071
Only the inquest ones

>>562925418
So almost all of them

>>562925418
>inquest
>incest
Damn its even in the name

>>562910735
i poopsocked this game on my pc for 10 years too and have to get a new one. computer, i mean, not sock. feelsgood i took real good care of it, but all the new drags on hardware they added to the game, the pc just can't handle this shit, and anet knows that, microsoft knows shit like this, it's like all the tech companies held hands and demonically chanted "go fuck yourself goy" and all new PCs are windows 11 AI cancer. fuck everything.

>>562925704
how did you manage to make the sock last for 10 years?

I need playable Kodan in GW3.

>>562926254
Programmer socks

the average player of this game is a german 32yo stay at home mom

>>562927860
Unironically true. I joined a German guild and encountered already three of those. And a tranny.

>>562927860
Can I be a 32 year old German stay at home dad instead?

holy shit I crave for fresh bread and cheese

>>562933141
holy poop I crave for fresh socks

>>562933141
yeah pregnant german women tend to have these weird cravings, congratulations btw

>>562843190
Honestly, maps are your typical open barren sandbox that they've decided to make since POF, the metas are boring and localized with gigantic HP sponges and I'd wager they'll be dead by the time of the next expansion, the elite specs are a mixed bag and most people have already gone back to old ones since they're no longer stupidly overpowered, the story so far isn't bad but I expect it to flop like usual. You can buy it but don't expect HoT quality.

What will be your refuge spec when the nerf hammer hits next 14th?
For me is powerQ Untamed since it'll only lose 5% and its cool you can reach over 20k dps with dagger, staff and event s.bow.

>>562938891
The doc that another anon linked with nerf projections estimated a 10% nerf for power quickness untamed

>>562927860
>easy and forgivable gameplay
>dressing room simulator
>player housing
>overpriced mount skins
>playable cats
this game is so mom-coded it's actually insane.....
>>562938891
I'll keep playing condi scourge, it's one of the few specs left unchanged

>>562938891
I will always play soulbeast

>>562938891
i will be doing borderline embarrassing as herald

>>562939349
hm yep im in the right place then

>>562940943
>borderline embarrassing dps
there.

>>562927860
The one leading Triple Trouble every day on EU sever is cute and wholesome. I like the post-event performance discussion, very one brand.

>>562938891
I only play herald or vindi bro
as far as im aware, nothing is affecting me

>>562939083
rude

>>562927860
I consider this a positive. I like my German milfs, they're nice

>Someone messaged me asking for my build after a raid
>Apparently I was blowing everyone else out of the water
>I was just being lazy and camping the greatsword on dragonhunter
Less is more, I guess.

don't open it's a trap

>>562940943
>>562941071
>>562941378
fellow embarrassing herald player here, checking in! especially hugs and wiggles to all of you femcharr herald players, you keep me alive, i'll keep making a difference!

>>562942256
I'm gonna ope

>>562943619
RIP anon

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>>562943525
you have to be borderline insane to play herald for this much too

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This event is fucking impossible solo holy shit. It's not even close.

>>562944753
tag up lil gup

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>>562943846
considering the following:
>get home later tonight
>click gw2 launcher
>select herald (i mean rev)
>screenshot of herald (i mean rev) gameplay hours
>post to /gw2g/ so everyone can laugh at me, too
>oyeah, that's myyyyy loot! :3

>>562945170
Do you think Rytlock pissed himself when he fell into the mists?

>>562945320
well yeah, of course, that's actual footage of rytlock's journey to the "mists" witnessed

>>562945320
I assume all charr just piss and shit where they stand and accuse anyone that complains of being a "wimp" that "can't tolerate a little mess".

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>>562944753
Anet should indicate which Group events intended to be solo'ed and which require a group desu

>>562946294
THEY SHOULD ALL BE SOLOABLE, even if slowly!
Principles of game design!
yatta yatta yatta

>>562946516
I believe no Group event should be soloable at all.
The fact that they are rn is a failure of the game design and indicative of a power creep. More tanky gear should only allow you to sustain group events all by yourself, yet not have enough DPS to beat it, unless played perfectly and started at max event timer.
That the only proper way according to basic principles of game design.

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What model does this sword use? It's quite pretty.

>>562947923
calcite antique
one of the crafted ascended skins

>>562946294
anet DOES indicate which group events require a group and not solo. they're literally labeled [GROUP] in the event name. if anet intended solo events, don't you think, logically, they'd label the events [SOLO]? c'mon, anon, use that smooth noodle of yours and just solo events that say [SOLO]...

If I can't solo an event I just ask my 32 year old German stay at home mom to help me with it

>>562938891
Power Renegade is the main one I have my eye on. Totally untouched by nerfs, and it's going from having a really competitive opening burst (even compared to busted VoE specs) but a bad overall benchmark to having the same burst with a solid benchmark.

qTroub and boonChrono because Mesmer is getting love taps and both of them look like they're coming out as above-average for the new normal of boonDPS while having all the usual advantages of Mesmer.

I'll probably play Quick Hare Evoker as a substitute for qCata getting dumpstered since it's pretty similar and I like the playstyle, and then if Conduit doesn't get further nerfs to the Scepter/GS build then I'll play that to still be overpowered.

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>>562948202
Than they should lock me out of participation somehow, unless there are 2+ people present at the event. By allowing me to participate in them alone developers are effectively deceiving me, giving a false impression and hope that I can complete them bt myself. I waste time and resources getting to the event only to find it unbeatable on my own. This is basically money stolen.
Just label them
[SOLO]
(Group) [SOLO]
(Group) [Group]
So I know in advance to not waste time.

>>562949516
>(Group) [SOLO]
Bruh, what are you doing?

>>562949516
kekmao
then play as a group
or forever stay stuck in [SOLO] story mode
it's your path to choose, live with the consequences
[GROUP EVENT] GW2: the [SOLO] game

>>562938891
I’ll still be maining reaper and swapping over to Harb or Scourge if I’m groups that need alac or quick.
The nerfs to damage really aren’t that big.

>>562948117
Thank you, friend.

>>562954303
:)

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>>562949516
You're onto something, but let me expound:
The problem with not clearly marking mandatory group content is it robs the player of agency.
The player, not knowing that this content, out of hundreds of other soloable "group" events, has their control stolen from them by bad, lazy devs.
And that's bad game design.

I stubbed my toe on the coffee table walking from the fridge to my gaming station, and that's bad game design.

>>562956559
Upcoming ele nerfs

>get to Siren's Landing
>one of the first events encountered is a giant vs a willow champion 1v1ing
>it's just a remake of the shitty jade bow vs watchknight event
>the fucking willow dies in 60 seconds so you have to be there from the start to have a chance
>nobody comes to this zone anymore so you have to solo the event
>you cannot solo the event because the giant spams 10k damage hits and AoEs and spawns 10 grubs per second
Fire every retard involved with making this event.

>>562960125
Skill issue

>>562834951
Just think, there was a time when furries weren't considered sexpests and ghouls

>>562962131
???

>>562962131
Aaah the good old early 90-s
What a sweet innocent time 'tis was for furry fandom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRIyw-pJkUk

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>open 3 abaddon chests for achievement
>can only open 2 a day
Are these niggas for real?

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>>562962538
You know what I'll take that L. It's funny you knew I was going back to the 90s though

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>>562960125
>>562963173
aha ha ha you are such a baby, you cry like twice a day, like every time you enter the map you get emotional dmg from mild inconvenience
whaaa whaaa Mr Anonymous the game is mean to me waaaa I don't wanna read the wiki uoghhh
ahahaha just uninstall nigga, like stop flagellating yourself my nigga lmao just relinquish yourself from this lugubrious existence, you big dumb baby

>>562884586
If you swap to another campaign you're going to get raped. You should play each campaign individually.

>>562960125
>get to Siren's Landing
>see spider event on map
>takes 20 fucking minutes to get to it because shithead devs creates an updraft puzzle with drafts that kick on and off at random to get up to it
>have to climb through some brush and jump through a little hole to get to spider
>spider is a champion enemy that spams pulls, immobilizes, and poisons all with the same animation, so you never know which to dodge
>you cannot 1v1 with without a retarded faceroll build with shittons of toughness and healing and condi cleanse
>nobody does this fight because it's such a pain in the ass to get to
Fire every retarded dev that worked on LWS3.

>>562962538
1992..... reminds me of that tragedy.....

>>562962538
OMG BRIAN SWORDS i love his art

>>562963704
I'm not the same person, I just complained about the chests

>>562964032
what a terrible name for an airline

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>>562943846
A fellow insane bro, hell yeah.

i just did a full infusion train and go no infusion
wtf

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>>562964857
Oops. Well that's doesn't really matter who's getting it. You've posted a frog anyway, so it's sort of deserved.

>>562965704
File a bug report.

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Why is this legally allowed in civilized society?

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>>562969826
All your had to do is not say a handful of bad words. There was plenty of time to reconsider your actions while typing. And yet you allowed emotions to guide your hand. This outcome is obvious to most.

>>562969826
i reported you, it was me

>>562969826
I reported the people that said they hated El*nians

>>562969826
>say gamer words
>get sent to gamer jail
womp womp

>>562969826
I didn't even say anything that bad.

Told my team they all fucking sucked, and that they were cunts.

>>562971620
Copy past it here. Surely you won't be banned on a korean basket weaving forum for that chat log

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>>562969826
>act uncivilized
>removed from civilized society
seems fair.

>>562972720
Language Used:
>you are so fucking useless
>cunts

This is it. This all they sent me in the mail. I don't think anybody said anything in that match.

>>562973146
I've probably seen this image 1,000 times and I still laugh

>me, a human

>we're getting screwed NSEW by centaur

>want to help, but can't choose a profession because i don't excel at anything

>feel worthless

>22 and still a virgin

>can't get laid because all human girls want these days are big rude norn chads

>no one wants a fine ascalonian gentleman like me

>feeling oddly outgoing today so i go to pub

>see cute sylvari girl

>tip hat and ask her if she'd like to come back to my place, see my collection of canthan swords

>she laughs at me, starts making out with her gf in front of me

>fml

>new charr neighbor moved in last week

>always walking around in shorts with a whiskey bottle and those stupid sunglasses smiling at everyone

>makes me nervous

>never say hi back, too scared to look him in the face

>goes out to cut the grass with a noisy chain sword at 5:00AM

>i bet he's a searing apologist too

>i fking hate him

>new asuran rule says i need to remove boots and belt before entering gate

>pants fall down, copper coins scatter everywhere

>hopping around with pants around my ankles trying to pick up my money

>little fiend is laughing, even his golem is pointing and laughing

>see a charr go through unstopped

>they're only doing this for humans

>why is this legal?

>norn calls me squab, no one says anything

>asura calls me bookah, no one says anything

>charr calls me mouse, no one says anything

>i run through traders forum shouting a simple truth like LIONS ARCH IS A HUMAN CITY and suddenly i'm getting called a racist and a bigot

>it's not fair

>some of the things Caudecus said made sense

>maybe the White Mantle wasn't all bad

>bought a rifle, thinking about joining the separatists

>wish me luck Kryta

I'm not reading all that

>>562971620
cunt is a big no-no word in America

Nigga really pressed "enter" two times after each sentence

>>562979319
Its infinitely funnier and better worded than living world seethe wall icantotallydesignabettergamebutwont #46

I'm not reading that either

I might read that

I read all that. It was ok.

Do Charrs know how to read?

>>562981803
Humans better thank Charr that they can even read lmao.

"In particular, an unexpected boon for the New Krytan alphabet came from the charr's industrial technology in the form of the first printing press, which has changed the written word in Tyria forever."

https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Cultural_Diffusion_in_Contemporary_Kryta

>female human in a bikini
eh
>female human in a bikini, but with elf ears
oh yeah, now we're talking

>>562945170
why is your cat have three buttholes?

God, the only people stupider than ANet devs are GW2 wiki editors.
Not ONCE, NOT EVEN ONE (1) GODDAMN TIME have I been able to follow directions posted on how to get somewhere on that shit. Every fucking time, they choose the most insane and idiosyncratic way to attempt to convey simple information like, "go here, turn right at this landmark, go straight at this branching path".

And fuck ANet for hiding so much shit. Fuck them so hard for constantly designing maps to suck so hard and then making the in-game map so useless.

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>>562969826
BRING ME BACK
Today bro would be banned in 5 seconds flat by AI, or by some social justice nose-septum w*man as soon as she saw a racism. Remember when admins used to actually talk to you and try to figure out what was going on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-fJCr2ZGdw
if you played FFXI during this time this man is a downright hero, japs were fucking bastards. I remember one time a single jap intentionally pulled trains on our leveling party and we kept screaming HIROSHIMA HIROSHIMA HIROSHIMA at him. im still seething 20 years later

>>562986068
lmao

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>>562964028
>endless LW3 malding
have you played any of the story or maps outside of LW3? there is so much more to complain about elsewhere and for better reasons than "durr, an event looks dumb, anet needs all design teams purged."
>why can't i solo everything?
WHY SHEEEIT GOTTA COSS' MUNNY?

>play wvw for the first time
>enter the map
>walk around
>some guy runs towards me and wants to fight
>I defeat him instantly
Lol, so this is wvw? Why was I afraid of this game mode again? It's full of noobs just like pve.

>>562990438
you must wait your turn to feel the tearing of your sphincter.

>>562990438
>start learning thief
>haha now i am become the cancer
>time to gank some nerds
>actually do pretty well
>solos avoid me
>time to take a camp like i always do on my warrior
>camp NPCs body me
>...
>back again
>play carefully
>almost get it
>take so long some guy shows up finishes me off and steals my camp
playing thief in wvw isnt as easy as those guys make it look
or maybe i just suck idk

>>562993136
in this case, skill issue. i'll admit though, camp NPCs CAN and WILL destroy you if you just walk in the middle of them assuming they're just ez pve kills. pull 2 or so at a time and then hit the supervisor last. keep your butthole sealed and just watch all directions for gankers. make it a habit to pan around like s swivel and just ditch fights you know you can't win. just abandon camp once a player comes into far view? if i know something like mirage or deadeye cancer is on its way in, i'm long gone and don't give the cancer a kill. take my good advice from a fellow skill issue player.

>>562993136
thief's pvp builds do not work well vs. NPCs
have a pvp build and pve build and an escape ready

>join lfg meta group
>theres people in the party that arent in the map
>10 minutes into the meta the commander delists from lfg and kicks anyone not in the map
Extremely based. Be there for the entire meta or no rewards for you

Damn asura movements are smoove, maybe rats ain't so bad

Good morning, saar.

is there a healing/support necro build thats not the sand spec
hate that shit

>>563004831
Heal quick ritualist

>>563004831
Ritualist can qHeal
Harbinger can't but some people pretend it can and play it anyway

What will the faggot post tbis time to bump the thread off page 10 i wonder

One day I will get a cool guy drop and I will post a picture of it here

>>563011509
This >>563011509

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>>563011515
Another quality post as always for this dead thread, anet's greatest goy

>>563011515
>>563011509
>cucked the faggot 3 seconds before he bumped the thread off page 10
Mogged

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>>562943846
>>562945170
>>562965574
>keeps promise
>log in
>swap around on my 3 heralds (i mean revs)
>take screenshots of hours played, add them up
>2782 herald hours
>tfw i've been poopsocking this whole time on heralds
i don't feel so good, bros. i might be sicker and more insane than the furfag groomer :(

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>>562979194
Ignore bookah posters, report bookah posts

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>>562988186
Damn, yea. Back when the internet was alive. Real people running human communities. Trolls got trapped and roleplayed upon by bad community managers, admins, mods etc.

The new internet is literally cats herded by bots, there aren't human moderators or support staff or anything. It's just... Yea I don't sympathize with the spammer or anything it's just... the future is grim. This era of the internet was truly something special in human history that might NEVER be repeated. EVER.

The literal EXACT window where the internet exists, is popular, and run by humans. Before that, no internet and connection. After that, all corporate, government espionage and mass surveillance, family friendly moderation that excludes both teens AND adults, and AI ownership and management.

The WIRED was supposed to be our future, our digital utopia. Instead we were given slave pens managed by silicon overlords.

>>563011509
>>563011515
Kwab

>that one tempest with primordus leggy weapons and orrax who just stands there and presses 1
>gets downed/killed multiple times in a single convergence
waiting for him to post a wall of text itt about how bullshit the game is and that he could totally program the game better. because apparently these kinds of people exist kek

>>563015172
Why not a pair of jeans with tied legs? It can hold a lot of shit.

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I wonder why this thread is dead. It certainly isnt because of the forced poopsock meme talking about piss and shit. Couldnt be.

Meteor shower looks too cool to not do good damage, please buff staff ele gaynet

>>563016645
I'm new to this thread just clicked it today after like 5k hours of GW2 lol

>>562988186
what a magical video

>>563017880
>heh my poop fetish is just a meme bro
Have fun talking to yourself then

>>563016645
We are waiting for SAB.

>>563018254
Actually yeah what the fuck happened to SAB this year?

>>563019752
typically it releases the middle of this month

>>563016645
I mean hes called scatspace charr for a reason

>>563011509
Lmao
>>563018254
Im waiting for sab to play w2z2 trib and quit at the fish section
>>562986068
Retard

Fuck i just realized i bumped at page 10 forgive me schizobro...

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>>563025781
Only one guy itt calls the resident avatarfag that and he's the poopsockiest poster ever.

>>563027128
>only one guy
Yeah, me
>>>>>>>>"the resident avatarfag"
Yeah, you

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wtb poopglove i have 1 copper to spare, please please i need poopglove like yesterday!

>pajeet schizo
>poopsocker
kek

What if we talk about the game?

>>562986068
sis your nuhoch wallows?

waiting for german milfs to finish breastfeeding their kid so they can open their homestead for me to loot

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>>563032507
the thread's very own schizo needs to get talking about his favorite subject out of his system before we can do that

>>563034235
Understandable. I respect the general's culture and heritage, please carry on with the ritual.

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Femcharr Friday
>its not friday
FEMCHARR FRIDAY

>>563034020
I was raiding with three German milfs yesterday and they all made more dps than me.

>>563032507
How would you fix staff ele? Evoker on launch had a decent burn build for staff, I didn't like the playstyle but I was willing to play around with it because it used staff. Anet killed it though with the change to Evoker's cd reduction thingy with the first balance patch for VoE

>>562989406
I've only played the base game, HoT, and LWS3 so far. PoF is next.
Base Tyria maps were unbelievably based, aside from the Orr maps, which were 50% shit because of how maze-like they were.
HoT maps were all trash aside from maybe Auric Basin. If the player can't pick a destination and navigate to it without being forced to take a convoluted, unintuitive path to get there, it's shit.
LWS3 maps are a mixed bag.

>Bloodstone Fen
Mostly decent, but the air segment sucks with a glider.

>Ember Bay
Mostly good, but fuck that hermit achievements.

>Bitterfrost Frontier
Absolutely based. Could use another waypoint or two, but other than that, it's a fun, cozy map. The Bitter Cold area is ass with the retarded high-density spawns but you only have to go there like twice, ever.

>Lake Doric
I was fucking devastated that they drained the lake and made it a warzone. I was expecting a cozy Krytan countryside and instead I got kicked in the dick by White Mantle on 30s respawn timers and tons of group events that cannot be completed because nobody fucking plays this map anymore. Despite all of that, the map itself is decent because you can actually go where you want to go without problems. Unless you want to go up the centaur camp to the broken tower. Then you're fucked.

>Draconis Mons
The concept is really cool but the actual map is convoluted dogshit that's impossible to navigate, nobody does any of the events, and there's a lot of empty space all over the map for some reason.

>Siren's Landing
I've only just got here but so far it's mostly ass because it's a convoluted mess that you can't navigate without spending 10 hours learning where everything is, and there's nobody fucking here to do the events, so you're just fucked out of doing half of them.

These are objective judgements.
*bangs gavel*

>>563038039
just add damage on spells or unfuck meteor shower
i miss my staff weaver...

>>563038830
I don't like the LWS3 maps at all. They're all way too small. In particular Bitterfrost serves no purpose other than a winterberry farm. Without the winterberries the map would be dead. Lake Doric is kinda okay. In Ember Bay half of the map is a jumping puzzle, WTF? And the puzzle isn't really about jumping but about surviving multiple stacks of burning from the volcano.

>>563038039
I'd rework it completely. Add notches like necro spear. 3 skills to build up, 1 utility, 1 that powers up the more you have.
Add a heat mechanic from holosmith. Skills besides 1 have no cooldown initially, but get much increased effects with heat. The more of the same skill you use the faster the heat grows, so better to cycle them sometimes. Bigger heat means boosted stats. But if you blow out you are forced into next element, current gets a increased cooldown.
Add a universal beam tether attack. It sticks to a target, hitting it with skills pulses a bigger dmg through the beam. Swapping to another element releases a huge dmg wave based on how many attacks you did on tethered target. Cycle through every element without breaking connection to turn it into a disintegrate beam. Guess this is to similar to hammer orbs tho.
Add a Magicka or Nine from Blazblue like element combo for spells. Fill 3-5 slots and special spell will be available, from a list of like 10+ possible.
Without adding 'crazy' separate mechanics, give each element an aoe with 3 charges and combo potential. Landing a skill in that well gives a boost to the skill, increases well duration, magnitude or size. You can mix and match well + spell elements for special buffs.

>>563039263
Compared to real maps, yeah, they're small and don't have a lot to do. But I'm comparing them to Dry Top and Silverwastes, the previous small LWS maps. Dry Top is terrible, while Silverwastes is pretty good. So most of the LWS3 maps fall between them in score.
On a scale of Silverwastes to Dry Top (best to worst):
>1. Silverwastes
>2. Bitterfrost Frontier
>3. Ember Bay
>4. Lake Doric
>5. Bloodstone Fen
>6. Draconis Mons
>7. Siren's Landing (probably)
>8. Dry Top

Siren's Landing may end up sucking worse than Dry Top if my suspicions about these fucking ley line lizards is correct and you have to use them extensively to fully navigate the map.
The same is true if it turns out the events are balanced around players reliably having all 5 dirges or whatever on them at once, because nobody fucking plays the map anymore so you never end up with more than 1 or 2 on you at once.

>>563039548
it's past your bedtime cal, go to sleep

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>>563039868

>>562999701
All the time anet doesn't spend taking writing classes is spend on making proper animations. You can see that on mounts specially

>>563038830
HoT map you are supposed to have that dreadful feelings that you are lost in a jungle because you are fighting a jungle dragon. Everything wants to obliterate and chopped you into pieces as soon as you take one step out of the safe zone. That too is by design. HoT is the only expansion with high quality immersion before the DEI hire and all the core staff got purged.
Tangled depth is ez once you unlocked the shorcut thingy.

>THE FUCKING QUAGGAN ESCORT EVENT FAILS IF ANY 1 OF THE QUAGGANS DIES
>These fucking idiots spread out in 3 directions, so you need a minimum of 3 people to do this event
>the retarded fucking quaggan will charge a land mine and beat it until it explodes
Again, the devs are the stupid pieces of shit on the planet. This is ridiculous.