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First for sex with gnomes

Real Hearthstone died when they started forcing discover bullshit onto everything and killed tempo control in favor of boardslop aggroshit because 80iq redditards complained about methodical matches

>>563200215
can't murlocs breathe underwater
what idiot tried to drown one

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Truth is found in death.

>>563201505
he is shackled more likely dies from starvation

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no one congratulated me last thread :(

>>563201896
fuck you bitch boy

>>563201896
Congrats but it was a pointless achievement since it is achievement points

>>563201896
wow let me guess ? first 4 classes from hsreplay ?

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>you wasted 1600dust this
how do you cope without sounding mad?

Merithra niggaz can only win with 30 mana Fyrakk LMAO

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monk will save us (at blizzcon)
evoker will cement us

>>563202354
Im from future....
Armor nerfed
Damage claw nerfed
now you summon 10/10

>>563202354
>how do you cope
I got legend on day 2 thanks to herald rogue

so, are the leaked new cards going to be for an event? contains multiple classes and neutrals so it's not going to be part of a class set, but it's also 3 epics which is odd...

>>563202634
yes, the twitter thread said they're event cards

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THE SHADOWS ARE RISING AGAIN...
DARKER THAN THEY'VE EVER BEEN.

AS EVIL DESCENDS FROM THE SKIES
THE WORLD CRIES OUT...
...HOW WILL WE SURVIVE?

OUT OF THE HALL OF EXPLORERS
AND OUT FROM THE DUSTY TOMBS.
THEY GRAB THEIR WHIPS AND FEDORAS…
THESE LEGENDS OF THE PAST
KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO!

THERE MIGHT BE MAGIC MONSTERS
MUMMIES IN THE MARKET
AND ANCIENT MYSTICISM.

THERE'S SURELY SCORCHING DESERTS
ADVENTURE, AND
MUCH NEEDED NARCISSISM.

HIGH STAKES!
THINK ANNIHILATION.
OBLITERATION OF CIVILIZATION!

NOW IS THE TIME TO BE BRAVE...
EVIL'S COME TO ENSLAVE!
BUT THE LEAGUE'S
GONNA SAVE...
...ULDUM!

>>563203030
KINO

>>563201896
Congrats, I got it for free by playing against bots on the classic ladder.

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>>563202354
I simply live with the pain.
I crafted it because I unpacked Onyxia.

>>563201896
i cant even get out of bronze right now

NICE KEKMAGE

>>563202634
Yea, I don't think we'll see whatevers replacing minisets until may/june

>>563205447
you should netdeck
only very trim, well-oiled decks survive in this meta, if you have a weak turn three or four, you can lose instantly.

>>563205668
dragon warrior or or no minion dh without nespirah? sometimes i forget to wipe my ass i'm that stupid

>>563206045
i used dragon warrior and i went from hardstuck bronze to >>563201896

>need finish quest
>doesnt have any discovers in hand
>pick druid spell
is he retarded ?

HOW DO YOU FUCK LOSE TO spell DH just speedrun quest and spam big taunts ! what a shitter....

>>563206045
I went from d10 to d5 with minionless demonhunter without nes or brox and only lost 2 games.

If you're really that stupid then on dragon warrior you're probably going to screw yourself by playing something in the wrong order or at the wrong time.

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>made tarecgosa a skin instead of legendary weapon

yikes, cringe and oof

>>563207698
she looks like Blue Alex lmao

HOLY SHIT DUDE CANT EASY MATH..... PLEASE LOSE

>>563206761
ill do that. when i tried dragon warrior it felt like the dark gifts i got were big poops compared to my opponents rng but i was probably just doing everything wrong

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>>563200215
Meta is pretty bad right now but hang in there fellow Hearthstone players!!
Blizzcon will be the moment this game achieves salvation!!! Panda time is coming and will be GREAT!!!

>>563207698
>mistress
uuuh hang on there cora, this is a little too sexual for this game, also that succubus is too sexy that's extremely problematic...

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Wtf ? how this is possible ?....

>>563209721
for those who dont understand
https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Reliquary_of_Souls

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With how many different versions the explorer league characters have why did they never print a new Harrison Jones?

>>563210381
because we aren't allowed to have any fun

>>563210381
because Disney franchise turn into utter shit...

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>>563210381
It is quite weird now that you mention it... Also if we follow the previous trend of how long it would take to get the explorers back (I'm not really counting un'goro elise and pala finley lego). We're probably going to get another batch of highlander stuff in the first expansion of 2028.

>>563207698
nemsy bros...

>everytime i try and add a friend i get disconnected
why

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wow board based gameplay ?

>>563211689
>grom
>board based gameplay

>>563213462
that was sarcasm look at stats and turn...

>Grom still legendary best card in warrior
face is place....

>2013
>warrior ends games with grom
>2026
>warrior ends games with grom

>rogue DISCOVER lifesteal
>dh DISCOVER flash flood
WOW SUCH INTERACTIVE MASTERS

>double arcane blow from random random
my eyes hurt just watching this CLOWN tourney

>PLAY CARDS
>GET ALL THE FIRSTS AND RNG
>WIN

This meta is horrible bros... Will Miniset save us?

HS tournament looks like a fucking Tavern Brawl. You can't make this shit up.

>>563207698
>nagmara is a bartender
BGchads can't stop winning

I like that quest hunter is a dogshit deck but every single one I play manages to draw the 4 good cards in the deck (ravasaur and the 7/5) rush every game so it actually is strong when you draw perfectly
They manage to do this with literally zero draw too. Like they will have 20 cards in deck and without fail they got the 2 ravasaurs and the 2 dinos

>>563214534
This is what happens when almost all other charge cards are removed from the game.

>>563223643
you can't really get mad at anything in this game because everything is a high roll
skill is literally irrelevant
quest hunter wins 50% of the time because 50% of the time it gets quest on curve somehow and 50% of the time it doesn't and just loses
this is Cora's perfect game

We used to have memes, you know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9QD6sxoJxk

The only thing Quest Mage really has going for it is Morchie shenanigans. Need some proactive shit like "Deal X damage to a minion, if it dies discover a spell" on a body.

I like how every single Rogue I play against is at Herald 4 at least by turn 6 and generates not just playable spells, but actual godlike shit like Innervate or Resuscitate

>>563224161
no one that still streams the game has enough personality for this type of shit

>>563219830
considering warlock and warrior seems the chosen classes according to spoilers i can only say it's joever.

>error: drop cannot be claimed
what jewish trick is this

>>563226932
"random" my ass

>>563219830
miniset will give us... aggro priest

What's the reason why wallowlock isn't viable anymore? Not enough defensive tools to stall the game until you can get an otk?

I just faced 3 paladins in a row, is this the new hotness?

>>563241347
and I am now sick of Paladin forever, fuck them for spamming 1 drops then that shatter card.

>>563241347
>New
Has been in the meta for a few days now

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People tell me BG is luck based.
So how is this twink so lucky at BG?

>>563245547
the worse you are at hearthstone: heroes of warcraft the more you complain about RNG in hearthstone: heroes of warcraft

I didn't see anyone mention it, but if you bought the latest Whitemane skin, you are getting a refund (in the form of runestones) between now and the end of the weekend.
The reason for that is that the skin was advertised as a 'full skin' whilst it is not. The skin has also been temporarily removed from the shop.

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>>563250502
we lost the subtitle half a decade ago

>>563201371
Control never was, isn't, and never will be real Hearthstone.

Crush a Blood DK's skull underfoot.

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>>563223576
anon...
let me guess you never played wow past lvl10 ?

>>563261362
both literally and unironically built for dark iron cvck

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>>563261460
but im playing WHITE CHUD PALADIN

you now remember duos

>>563223753
Wrong. There's [minion which can deal face damage the turn it's played] every expansion.
They just gave them fancier text to make it look less smorc-ish.

>>563223753
LMAO at darkgifts

if you bought the whitemane hero that was in the store the other day you also get 1000 rune stones because blizzard fucked up lol. thanks suckers I got a free hero portrait basically

>>563270109
enjoy your -1000rs balance bro...

>quest 3 rogue games
>curve drakes + double noz on t5
>elusive slop on t4
>all going to face dh
nice ladder..... see ya next day

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wait a minute.... i seen this shit yesterday on MT
clown shit
won because coinflip briar into perfect lethal

>>563274476
dark gift was a literal mistake

>>563275803
Jail free card for whale users....
thats how p2win patents works

>double prep doesn't discount your spell by 4
What

I swear they changed it so it works like this. Did they change it back or am i misremembering?

>>563276774
it never worked like you said, you're probably thinking of something else that stacked mana discounts

The only wide removal

>Onyxia's 6 mana deal 4
>Every DK deck has it

>Medivh's stand
>Every priest deck runs a worthless quest just to enable it

>Devastation
>Is in 0 warrior decks, nobody runs it

What is the reason for this?

>>563277445
bullshit fire warrior rund at least one maybe you just face too many pure aggro sloppers

>>563277445
both egg and quest run it what do you mean?

>>563277445
egg runs it

>>563276774
Read what the card does. It's always been like this, the only thing is that it used to discount 3.

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Made it to legend using nothing but Azshara demon hunter. Feels good to blow through diapered up 40HP DK's. (And priests and warriors for that matter)

>>563279007
>Read what the card does
Well it no longer discounts the coin, so

Herald Dragon Warrior feels so fucking good since they buffed discover pools to include Heralds. Just had a game where I played 3 (three) Ultraxion, one of wich had double battlecry. Ultraxion and the 4/3 are super common too, they're in both Darkrider and Soffusion pools.

>>563277445
Onyxia's removal advances DK's herald chain so they have to run it. It also gives them potentially a 2/2 and a 4 drop for free.
Priest costs 1 mana which lets them wreck early boards and stabilize.
By the time Decimation comes online it's usually over. Paladin will have bubbled up, aggro won't care, deathrattles are coming back to bite you, and you spent your whole turn setting up nothing and at the mercy of their follow up and sticky minions.

>>563279143
Based. Crush leech redditors like the soulless insects they are.

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bm all fagadins

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>>563283123
>whitedevils.agreed.jpg

I really hope they introduce a new archetype for priest and warlock next expansion, I'm tired of control and eggs

>>563286543
Hp priest and discard warlock legit decks....
but they lose to forced curvestone

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I want another spooky/scary expansion.

>>563286543
Same.
I have a small bit of hope for Priest next set. Due to the setting and related bosses, there's a decent chance that Priest's cards will focus on shadow magic which means some aggro/combo stuff (hopefully).

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>STOPS ANY CREATIVE DECKS

>>563207698
make the succ a warlock skin and I'll pay 100 bucks for it, do it bitches you know you love our money

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>>563287096
Nah, we need another disco themed one

>>563286543
Cho'gall should make his soldiers permanently eat cards from the opponent's deck as a battlecry, not just while himself is on board.

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>>563288993
Good news.

I barely login these days but love the cute skins for DK and mage, do i spend 50 bucks on them?

>>563289207
sweet, when do we get it? next week?

>>563290295
Should be next week, yeah. April 14th, or whenever the shop skins refresh after that.

>>563289207
Safety shorts on succubus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaoOEdaNexQ

He start noticing about algo...... send Cora squad

does having an erection to undead Katrana make me a necrophile? this is serious

>>563294887
in my opinon, if the character isn't actually dead an immobile and shit then it's not really necrophilia
you should look at a limp lifeless body and go "zamn i would", undeads are not really lifeless in practical terms

>>563295039
does just being animated remove the condition? she has no pulse per se, could be similar to an android in this regard, with motion but not life in the sense of a beating heart

My druid opponent skillfully played 3 copies of merithra and 4 copies of shaladrasil, nice. Horn of plenty should just read "get a shaladrasil"

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>>563295216
yes, it seems to be the generally agreed upon definition
and it makes sense, from a fetish point of view for all intents and purposes a zombie or other manner of undead reanimated creature will feel very different from an actual lifeless corpse

>>563295737
>>563295737
phew, thank God kek

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>>563289207
censored trash...

>hey guys how many girls is there on the cast and who are they?
Edelweiss is the only one, as a trans woman.
why did the guy that asked that get muted lmao

>>563296979
hey, better than nothing, i asked for a succ skin for MONTHS, guess preordering was the right choice

https://www.twitch.tv/playhearthstone
pack(1) 1 hour

>No vanish dragons vs Paladin
How this imbue deck wins ?

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Lmao

>>563298249
Banning Paladin instead of Shaman

>>563298249
you don't

>>563298868
shaman drops Alakir(full) and wins also

>chromie in dragon warrior
which retard caster does this

>>563299275
doesnt matter if your other 29 card carry you

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bros...

>>563299275
makes sense if you dump her right away. if your dark gifts are poop she refills your hand for more dark gifts.

>>563299473
i rather Old God dont kink me

2-0 for my Chink Champ go go

>>563299693
i don't even remember who i picked. i think it was the first name someone posted here. maybe started with an M?

>>563299981
you can check by visiting champ page

>>563299693
i voted for Grimaldi or whatever the name of the biceps guy was, simply because he looked healthir than the other subhumans, that mesmile guy looks like he was conceived in a lab

NO FAIR.... haha

>pick Baz in BG
>don't see a single demon through turn 7
i can't imagine anyone who takes BG seriously

>>563300179
i chose Maxie. He's already been kicked out, hasn't he?

SMORC

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>picks 1 mana more
>lose
never doubt my champ who smork greedy nigga

Play with mechs?
Nope
Top deck?
Yep

>topdeck sylvanas
>topdeck tolvir
>topdeck lethal
it's just THAT easy kek

>>563300971
CHINA
NUMBER
ONE

Vision status?

>>563300662
you dont need play demons early.... making comps in first turns rookie mistake you make comp from your t4 discovers(or t5 if you greedy) or tavern(timewarp) offers

pockettrain is more feminine than the tranny lmao

Terminator Vs Robobuff next

why is the tier list of a thailandese refugee considered a fun fact?

>Naga mage
>Mindrenrer
What a faggots....

21 times rank 1 in a kids card game, wow, the biggest achievement of his life, does he realise that doesn't put him in a good light?

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>>563301893
>meanwhile real hs players

>>563301268
i squeaked a 4th place. i think with the timewarps being dependent on what minions you have already shoe horned me into a garbo comp.
i can't wait for the same problem with trinkets.

>>563302061
desu he did well enough with the hand he was dealt, receeding hairline, bagged a turk wife, got a kid, got a shit ton of cash, average 2k toddler-minded golems watching him everyday and sustaining him with daily revenue, compared to the rest of human failures like reqvam that quit med school to professionally play a kids' card game, tais made it

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Hearthstone cyber athletes!

>>563297497
>open in chrome
>won't progress unless the stream is the active window

>open in waterfox
>progresses even if it's an inactive tab in a minimized window

Hell slog priest my old friend....

sopa di macaco lives up to his name

Who you without Fabled ? noHealing sandwich

where did the tranny come up with the 2/60 tortolla from?

>>563304620
shuffle 5 cards(beasts) double stats (druid spell)

Buring Toki is major loss vs slog priest.... idk how Gaby wins

what do i do, buy azshara and onyxia diamond skins or sub to my favorite AI slop artist for 6 months

LMAO..... just draw imbue finisher... EZ

Calling it... Gaby wins by doing Fyrakk/Merithra druid RANDOM bullshit

>>563305232
>sub to my favorite AI slop artist for 6 months
depends on how hard it is to find your particular sick and disgusting fetish. if you can just google image content don't bother.

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>>563305571
i should visit las vegas

Priest players will really queue this dogshit that is nothing but clearing your board for 11 turns in a row while healing to full only to lose. Get help

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>Aiiieee I can't gain life fast enough save me curator sama

>>563306353
priests are based because they beat cringe decks like hunter while losing to anything I play

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3 games
3 wins
All by random generations
#pure skill

>>563306312
it's really shit now. the gambling is shit, the shows are shit, and all the whores are ugly and fat.

>>563306561
Recap
1 game won by random mage shatter + some other shit
2 game won by shuffling imbue mage finisher and topdeck for lethal
3 game won by playing merithra and DK minion for mana refresh that allows him buff treant (by discovered spell btw)

>>563306561
is gaby a fake alpha? he moved to china to get that easy yellow pussy

>>563300851
welp

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I wonder how much this guy spent on the game

>>563307639
>Controddler
>Fully paypigged

>>563307639
>no golden location
>no golden hero power
just a pretender

Clown on stream

>>563307878
>>563307939
I won, got a corrupted ashbringer off the rewind dragon guy while he got the shitty rogue 1/3 weapon btw. I guess you can't pay for good RNG

>zeddy daring to talk shit about DSP

winning a 30 minute game as priest against DK feels great

>>563309648
well if you silence Onyxia its over for dk
if you run location version you basically win

Gaby playing my ladder rogue now.... lmao

>>563309887
Silence does not prevent them from resurrecting it.

>>563310165
well you just have billion removals and medivh

>>563310353
And they have deathwing to prevent fatigue and get tempo, + it pretty much always puts a merithra in the deck

>>563310937
thats why you need locations

>>563311061
Well obviously you run locations, but even with location it's massively unfavoured for priest, it's priest 2.nd worst matchup.

>rogue do nothing turn 1 2 3 and play a vanilla 4/4 for 4 on 4
>win
minionless more like damageless DH lmao

Another DISCOVER WON for gaby.... casual 20 armor for 1 mana

Can't believe 'pros' are seriously running the solitude list. You could play that deck and after casting the card twice you would realize It's total garbage. It's not even hard to realize It's a cut.

Does the card you get back from Gemstone Hoarder deathrattle keep the enchantments it had before?

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Imagine not playing minions in your deck so you can discover 2 common minions and discount them by 2.

formerchamp more like formerman

EBIN

another DISCOVER WIN by GABY

superior player won

>>563313840
Gab mafia rigged game for pack

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Currently enjoying an all-gold Imbue Pally deck courtesy of the 'everyone has every card unlocked' business
It's far from the best but its damn pretty

Nice board based meta
>pulls discovered face damage card for lethal

jheick looks like he was promised this championship 3000 years ago

Pally's hand is disgusting

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>Check out tournament stream
>It's casted by a wascally wabbit and that distinct chainsmoker gradma throat sound of a troon.

>remove swipe
>add busted divine shield buff
fair just fair

question
is undead katrana hs only? did we ever get the visage version of the undead dragon in wow?

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>>563315360
no during cata you visited WOW RAID where Nefarian ressurect her
But i dont remember her undead form ( but thats alternate timeline where she isnt died in raid)

does the multi billion company of blizzard really need ads on twitch

>>563315837
oh so it's basically another hs alternate universe thing like lady azshara and muradin high king? at least she's sexy so i can forgive them for this

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Everytime i hear *we are friends now* i remember HOTS flashbacks....
most hated nigga in whole game (other is Garrosh)

>>563318994
shame they stopped supporting it, hots was unironically fun

I played this bubble pally to legend. Only really wanted diamond but this shit is so easy.
This may very well be the most brainless “good” deck ever. Aggro decks have a reputation of being brainless, but they tend to have several possible plays each turn, several minions, several trades, etc.
This deck does nothing except hope you draw a good curve and then play the (usually) only available play. Board decisions? You either have no minions on the board or so many you just want to hit face. The times where you as a player have to do anything except play your highest mana card are incredibly rare. The decks that just play the glowing cards involve more decisions.

I wanna bully Kwanwoo and make him wear his sister clothes
no homo

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>bring priest to the tournament bro trust me it's good

>>563324061
china rigging! maxie did nothing wrong

>aggro no cards
>aggro 5 cards next turn
how this shit is balanced ? still won

>Void vs Light arc in WoW
They could make a super kino event and stuff in Hearthstone with that theme, what are they waiting for?

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>>563324480
oops

rare to see this level of dogshit luck on stream

>>563279143
post list

>>563324279
anon... he is Korean....

>>563325404
still a ching chong, what’s your point?

>>563325730
Xi hates Koreans....

>>563324668
Bro nobody fucking plays wow anymore.
Legion was the last rally, BfA made some stick around, shadowlands liked the small revival
You’ll never see any of this new shit because that’s not what anyone enjoyed about Warcraft

>>563326903
*shadowlands killed the small revival

>vote for maxie
>he 0-2s
cringe

WOW who first find RANDOM charge wins
SO intense game....

>>563329390
>voting for the underage sperg
Who's fault is it really.

>>563329390
same, same. last time i go with the first name i see posted here.

probably not though.

>>563329561
>>563329390
EU is shit in modern hs always vote for chinks... they have +20% on lethal discovers

Six seven random discover bros bulli us Garroshbros....

>>563329390
I voted for the bald guy because it was the easiest feature to remember. I think he lost immediately.

>>563329910
>EU
maxie is australian

>>563329390
>voting for a white boy in a non shooter game
are you stupid?

>>563330857
same thing
muttsphere

>final game of the day
>decided by turn zero

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>always race to concede before the second windfury swing can connect to minimize humiliation

NICE REWIND CHUD

Whoever desighned Mekkatorque needs to be beaten to death in a dark alley, no your 8 drop Fable card shouldn't just play 19 mana worth of cards from your deck. The whole point of Fable's is that you have multiple cards that synergize not one gaping asshole that plays the other two from the deck for free along with 3 other cards.

>>563333657
see the good part, at least the shaman hammer isn't tradeable

>>563333970
I wouldn't hate him so much if there was good removal so I didn't have to manually clear so much bullshit that keeps spawning for 3 turns even if I'm winning.

>>563329390
same. I've gotten 1 pack on the last 5 choose your champions

I played 5 flight maneuvers in a single game, I think this card should be nerfed

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>THIS EXPANSION I SURELY WILL-

You won't.

>>563335273
>Traps
its called secrets in hs chuddie

>>563337376
he was referring to the casters (and zeddy)

>>563330857
Bro if they are in Eurovision they are European simple as.

quick, need some cards that trade 1 for 1 against a 6/8 elusive on turn 4

>>563342556
the 3 mana 1/4 dragon I forgot the name of

>>563342990
welp of the infinite

>>563342556
3 mana silence and kill a random guy.

>>563342556
poison rebirth dragon on turn 3
asphyxiate

>>563342990
it's weird that it isn't more common atm, i've been putting 2 copies in all my decks and it's an mvp

>allie is streaming hearthstone again
white biological women are streaming hearthstone again bros.. something has changed

>>563345148
their crypto coin and BRICs shilling fell through

>>563344017
>it's weird that it isn't more common atm
Everyone plays small retards and go face or paladin with divine shield. Warrior that actually plays some beefier stuff around that period has thousand ways to remove it from the board. Sometimes that dragon can ruin someone's day and tempo forever at turn 3. But usually it's just a 1/4.

Just beat a worlds contestant, feelsgoodman

>>563329390
>didn't vote for mesmile
rookie mistake

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i don't play wild. what was the broken combo with this guy that made him get nerfed?

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>>563347319

>>563347319
be a m*ge card

>>563347319
It was a control win con, redditors hate mage having wincons and wanted it gone.
>Muh endless spam tho!1 Muh Iceblock MUUUH LOOOKC!!!!
Nigger, that takes a trillion turns of set up, if you can't win before turn 16+ you deserve to be locked out of the game. KYS DIAPER LOONY.

>>563348497
mage was ez matchup for diaper though. they kill you so slow you'll rat theotar boomboss some crucial pieces in time

>>563348919
Yeah, but the chance of being locked mindbroke redditors because the idea of pressing "concede" is alien to them.
That's it.

>>563348098
that card's been around for a long time. why now? did something change with cataclysm?

>>563352378
Zeddy lost a game to hostage mage

I feel like some goodstuff (probably dark gift) Warlock is gonna end up being a thing if Paladin completely takes over the meta. Siphon/Nether are good clear that ignore the divine shields and forced discard can actually snipe out overpowered shit.

is every game of hearthstone scripted? sure feels like it

ok wtf, after 8 games with Warlock I have gotten Razidir off of every single one of my Stalker Dark Gift discovers.

why does the rewards track give packs from the wrong expansion?? are they ok in the head??
cora? hello?

dam this game is still as ass as it has ever been

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>Everyone died too fast and I couldn't break 10,000 health on my demonboars

Damn shame, I can't wait for the BG rotation to get rid of timewarps bs though, I like being able to actually change my build after turn 8.

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Rafaam decks don't deserve the bullying. Always a breath of fresh air over playing the 6th diaper aura paladin in a row.

How bad is the game rn?

>>563367996
do you niggers just spout random bullshit? how the fuck is aura paladin a diaper deck, are you retarded

>>563368679
That's because aura paladin is not a proactive deck. You literally just sit back behind multiple layers of bullshit and let them do the work for you behind an absurd layer of defenses. Divine shields for days, 3x senjin shieldmastas for 5, bubbling up the entire board, flamestriking enemy board and face for 6 EoT passively, lighting up a 6 different auras christmas tree like it's mysterious challenger again in one card. That's the essence of diaperish, my senpai.

am i the only one that doesn't find joy in the game anymore
i like the dk skin but i don't see myself paying 25 bucks for it, idk why, i can just fap to it on the web

mage only card effects be like
>do thing
>once per game

>nerf 9 mana card in a meta where the game is over by turn 6
retards

>>563370228
>That's because aura paladin is not a proactive deck
you have no idea what the words you're using even mean.

we have people here that don't know the meaning of diaper yet use the term relentlessly

>>563374151
Are you trying to gatekeep 'diaper'

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>opponent plays a 10 mana minion on turn 2 in arena

how do u respond without sounding mad?

>>563376518

it's always the Chinese username

>>563373121
>win game
>feel nothing
>lose game
>nothing but hatred and rage for the rest of the day

>>563377614
>Win game
>Shrug
>Queue up
>Lose game
>It is what it is
>Queue up

i miss zerg, bros...

>egg warrior has support minion to draw egg
>egg lock has nothing
Holy shit even trying to play egg lock feels like complete shit, I don't have my egg at turn 7.

HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS SLEEPER

>>563380285
?

>>563380416
Sorry, I just checked and the minion is in the deck, turns out i did not draw it as well.
Just testing it for the first time in casual.

after not playing this trash in 10 years
it is still trash and blizzard is fucking trash

Oh now I get why egg lock has such a bad winrate, it's not that the deck is bad, but the draw algo for this deck is rigged to never give you egg.

Just playing as the ladder ready death knight deck and these all other decks are fucking trash hahahahahahaha

>>563381354
egg lock is fine. it just cant deal with the giga hyper aggro early turns as soon as the meta slows down cho gall lock will be good

>>563380483
You should try drawing it bro

Hey bros I just returned to the game after ~3 years and fuck me has a lot changed. A few questions:
1. How do trial cards work and which ones are included?
2. The new apprentice track looks interesting. Do I need to get to the end before I can play ranked? If I skip it do I still get the bonus packs and rewards I would've got from completing the track?
3. Would you say the game is better or worse than it was 3 years ago? For reference the last deck I played before I quit was uuu plague dk

>>563382443
After playing some more games, yeah , the problem is that when i break all the eggs I am 5 hp and get killed with spells while egg warrior has so much armor gain that it makes him survive while breaking eggs.

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>>563384929
Also another question I forgot: does afking still work? I know they merged the mercs afk method, but iirc there was one where you use the puzzles instead to afk. Less xp but still something. For that matter, where did the google doc go that detailed all of this?

>>563385219
*nerfed not merged

>>563384929
>How do trial cards work and which ones are included?
The trial cards are something new they're trying out. Everyone gets to use every card from two of last year's expansions+their respective mini-sets (Emerald Dream and Un'Goro) for free until the next expansion comes out. The cards you actually own from those expansions are still tracked and you can craft or dust them as usual.
>>563385219
>does afking still work?
It's been heavily nerfed and not really worth doing, as far as I know.
Can't answer your other questions.

>>563385538
Thanks anon

Thanks to trial cards I was able to hit legend for the first time without being a paypig.

>>563384929
I don't think anything will ever be as bad as 2023-24 hearthstone. That was truly the lowest point, which is funny because it was hs 10 year anniversary. Game is fine right now, power level is pretty decent, the biggest problem is that 3 out of the 4 sets in standard right now are heavily relying on parasitic design which is greatly reducing deck diversity. I have no idea what compelled them to release imbue and quests back to back and then ALSO have the first expansion of the year be more of that kind of stuff with herald.

>>563385083
Cyber sport game
>>563306561

>>563354319
yes its pseudo rng dictated by AI algos
Every draw and discover checks your(opponent) whale status and losing/winning streak
if you are on winning streak you get good draw/discover
>but random
not quantum random generation so system can easy can be rigged

I opened up Commander Geddon...

genuinely curious, is thijs autistic?

I'm so fucking sick of Blood DK, seriously why do people insist on playign this mindless cancer, it's not even good.

Why does Team 5 hate Mage? Ever since Brode left Mage hasn't gotten shit and they turned the class into casino for some reason. Meanwhile Hunter is always top tier.

>>563395167
Well, they did try to move Mage away from being the clown class this expansion, I give them creditn for that, sadly Burn Mage didn't quite land but I have the feeling that it can eventually be good once enough of the better things get nerfed, it's really not that far away from viability.

>>563395549
>Well, they did try to move Mage away from being the clown class this expansion
How so? Quest Mage is the only playable deck and it's random clown fiesta again

>>563395660
At least read the rest of the post

>>563395660
Also Volcanos is trash (on top of being random)
Mage was already shit before the rotation, got nothing from it and its set is also shit
Why do they hate this class that has done nothing for YEARS while Hunter is allowed to kill you turn 4 with 0 rng by just spamming face?
I don't understand

>>563299473
I'm almost positive this has been in the client for at least 2 years, they probably included it a few months after Evoker came out in WoW as a funny reference, it doesn't mean much for us

>>563397324
That's too much to assume, Monk is surely come this year at Blizzcon i dont know about Evoker but they should be already working on it.

I don't understand how retarded you need to be to actually want or look forward to a new class. DH and DK fixed absolutely nothing about the game and were novel for about one year before the devs ran out of ideas for the class and it just became another thing that might ruin the meta.