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>Resources and FAQs
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>Guilds
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>Am poor! What do?
DO THE WIZARD VAULT WEEKLIES
Daily Checklist - https://fast.farming-community.eu/farming/daily
Currencies - https://fast.farming-community.eu/conversions/overview
OW Farming - https://fast.farming-community.eu/open-world/overview
Salvaging - https://fast.farming-community.eu/salvaging/overview
https://gw2efficiency.com/
Alternatively, get a fucking job and swipe.

>My build is absolute shit! What do?
https://gw2mists.com/
https://metabattle.com/
https://snowcrows.com/
https://discretize.eu/
https://guildjen.com/gw2-builds/
https://en.gw2skills.net/

>Events and Gem Store sales
https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/events/

>Latest
VoE Staff/Spear leggy
VoE Aquabreather leggy
Fashion Templates
VoE Quarterly Release

>Soon™
GW3 (never ever)
Two more VoE maps
Super Adventure Box

>Now
Legendary PvE Ring
rAIDS Quickplay


>Latest Patch
https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/168984-game-update-notes-march-17-2026/#comment-2439677

>Latest news
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/celebrating-21-years-of-adventures-with-the-guild-wars-anniversary-sale/

>Speed Relics for Turbogays
https://www.elitepvpers.com/forum/gw2-hacks-bots-cheats-exploits/

>Addons
https://www.deltaconnected.com/arcdps/
https://blishhud.com/
https://raidcore.gg/Nexus
https://burrito.orthogonalprojects.com/

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first for aurene
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its Raturday
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>>563332830
do not the dragon
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>>563332181
It could be worse: they pay to post on 4chan
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Handiversary is only a couple months away bros. Its the only day worth coming back to the thread for despite not playing the game for weeks. How do (You) plan on celebrating it?
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>>563333575
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562832303/#563147121
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I manage to ban a couple of them I think. Lets see if it's calmer here for at least three day
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>>563335237
I'll raise you one better: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562832303/#q563144080

>>563335961
>im reporting them as fast as i can
I thought it was only one guy though? Make up your mind backseat janny
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Guild wars 2
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The fire rises
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It's Salad Sunday (almost)
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>>563335961
I was wondering why the last thread dropped like 20 posts when it nearly hit bump limit.
Struck a nerve, eh?
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>>563335961
Just about every post of his was deleted. So likely.
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>>563337901
Shit, whos gonna bump the thread off page 10 now???
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>>563338192
someone asking what armor pieces are those
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>>563338828
>what armor pieces are those
THAT is a funny meme, it makes fun of the engagement bait poster and its right up there with 'wow thats quality armor' from the actual game
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>>563339057
>all posts are deleted by themselves
>Unless theyre totally banned according to >>563335961
Barely two dozen posts in and the logic is already all over the place
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>>563337672
Why not just engage in raturday like it supposedly already is? Jfc
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>>563332181
I didn't know rats could be this cute
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>>563339584
It's already sunday on the land of the kiwis.
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>>563339057
Being fluent in post manipulation isnt the "own" you think it is. It only adds credibility to the life support that this general is definitely on
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>>563339849
coordinating with two other obsessed troons in some off site to "take down" this general isn't the own you think it is either. /gw2g/ got targeted by a seething furfag bot spammer for years, your antics are a drop in the bucket
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>>563339849
The only alternative is he realized he was contributing to bump limit and speeding up the refreshing of the thread, deleting his posts because what else can he do? That's cringe.
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>>563339986
>coordinating with two other obsessed troons in some off site to "take down" this general isn't the own you think it is either.
I....never said it was?
>your antics are a drop in the bucket
>your
What??
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>>563340294
>The only alternative is he realized he was contributing to bump limit and speeding up the refreshing of the thread, deleting his posts because what else can he do?
What the actual fuck are you talking about. Stop replying to me with these unhinged schizo theories you crazy fuckheads
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>>563339268
I report three post for racism (lol)
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>>563339757
Theres only two kiwis i care about and neither of them would be caught dead in this general
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Guild Wars 2?
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>>563340713
Maybe when SAB drops there'll be something to actually talk about lol
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>>563340825
What does SAB mean?
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>>563341232
Some Annoying Binary, probably
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>>563340294
>>563337901
>same filenames
>same candors regarding pajeet schizos and hand posting
4chan archives were a fucking mistake and posting links to them should be a death sentence.
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>>563341232
Sexy Asuran Bitches
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Do NOT look into those files on the archive because they point directly back to the same individual with a fucked sleep schedule from his experience in the military.
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>STOP POSTING
lol
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Asura are known for many things
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heads up to anyone thinking about uninstalling for disk space the gw2 uninstaller just deletes the whole install folder even things that the installer doesn't put there so if you use any modified .dll fuckery for addons or you have your nexus mods installed in the game directory that shit all gets wiped....hope this helps someone escape my fate thats gonna be a gay 5 hours when I reinstall in 6 months and have to track down all the bullshit I need to make this game playable. So yeah either back that stuff up or install it elsewhere (although the .dll stuff HAS to be in the game folder so there's no saving that)
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>>563341232
It stands for Female Human Daughter
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>>563342298
>STOP POSTING
Who you quoting/implying?
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I have never made a legendary weapon and I dont think I ever will. Finding where in the game a random ascended piece of gear that fits my build is more fun for me. Just seems to me like a 1600 gold skin and I could convert that gold to gems and get something neat from the shop.
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>>563335237
>>563341898
>bro really cooked for years refraining from posting his hand only to do it out of the blue and mog the furfag in one fell swoop
someone call sous-chef seimur oxbone because theres a new master chef in town
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>>563344558
I just got a 4TB SSD on sale from new egg several years ago so I dont really have that problem.
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>malding for almost 2 days straight because a furfag called you a tranny
>i won
Ah, the Adelburn gambit.
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>>563351423
Sorry I took his (or rather likely, your) only percieved "win" all these years, to the point it was marked on the calender and brought up multiple times over the years. I cant think of any non-tranny who actually gets upset from being called a tranny, but if thats what keeps one from becoming yet another military suicide statistic, then w/e.
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Didn't read but good for you or sorry to hear that.
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Which elite spec says brain blast? I heard a male Asura say it
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>>563354815
I want to say core mesmer because mind wrack.
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>>563355496
I guess that sounds correct, Mesmer is my second least played class so I'm not too familiar with the voicelines. I was hoping that was an engi voiceline
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>if you have it, i need it
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>>563349006
Hold on, let me check
Oxbone? Seimur Oxbone?
HEY EVERYBODY, I WANNA SEIMUR OXBONE!
Why cant anybody help me Seimur Oxbone?
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>>563352903
I'm a tranny and I say tranny all the time. Don't bring us into this.
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>>563358792
kek
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>too lazy to farm karma
why can't i just buy my way into the afterlife?
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>>563362301
What do you even spend karma on? I haven't figured it out yet, i have millions of it.
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>>563363464
obsi shards and legendary collection items will slurp up all that karma real fast
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>>563362301
>>563363537
How big is your legendary vault?
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>>563332967
she can take it
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>>563364134
I have 44 things in the leg vault. That includes two sets of obby armor one I am one piece from completing. Also working on endless summer.
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>>563366969
Nice, most legendaries don't interest me so I never felt the need to make them. I'm in a state of wanting stuff for convenience, so I'm starting to work on more things. I have shooshadoo on my alt account
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>>563367340
why is the amulet not equipped
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>>563368437
I like having Kodan's Warmth on only just 1 of my transmogs
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antiquary is the embodiment of anet's distaste for thief
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>>563369254
You just reminded me to get Koda's Warmth now that ecto is dirt cheap
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>>563372180
antiquary in the art is dressed like he's searching for stuff like Revenant's Ventari tablet or Viktor's urn, but instead they get the stuff you'd find in grandpa Hilbert's 70s and 80s paraphernalia corner store
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>>563357239
what armor pieces are those?
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Map chat was pretty based tonight
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>>563358395
I had no fucking idea what this meant until I had to talk to this fucker today for the Tasting Tyria achievement. kek
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>>563380496
>make a clever and obscure reference few people will understand
Story of my fuckin life
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>>563344558
>uninstaller does exactly what we expect it to do
>somehow this is surprising
Ok boomer
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>>563342805
Someone saved my edit of this sura, nice.
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>>563342805
This year i will DEFINITELY remember to log in to get my ToT bag from Tassianon
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>>563377354
>Expelled from 109
Lmao it's because they look like rats
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>>563391679
And they make frequent use of golems
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Just spent 3 hours fine tuning my outfit and it still doesn't look right, fuck my chud life.
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>>563393685
Post?
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>>563339986
The goalpost really went from
>its just 1 guy shizoing up 3 personalities
To
>its 3 guys coordinating on discord to take me down
This is sad
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>>563394285
Heavy armor, Ward knights shoulders, legs and arms/ Protectors helm, chest and chausses.
it's built entirely around the paladin's decree hammer, so the colours are red, gold, white and maybe black. I think the waist armor is bugging me the most since I can't get a gold accent on it, but I can't really switch it out since the chest piece is from the same set, i'd have to switch that out too then. I DO like the outfit, but it could be better I think. Any suggestions?
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>>563394965
From the back
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>>563394404
not much of a goalpost when they blatantly coordinated to get the last thread reach bump limit within seconds of eachother by posting images of the gw2 logo and shrek 2 logo that not even someone with a pass could post that quickly
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Time to coffee and game
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Tidying up some LW2 achievements then I'm never touching that steaming pile of shit ever again.
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>>563395621
I pondered for 10 minutes wether to explain to you how that conclusion is a stretch but i realized that im not getting paid and u probably wouldnt listen anyways so enjoy your next 2 years of persecution complex for a shrek pic
>inb4 i accept your concession
Yes yes i am the scary windmill
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>>563396335
where's your coffee machine broski?
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>>563396960
yeah bro 3 posts within seconds off from eachother posting images of the number 2 is totally a coincidence and not a spook organized schizo sleeper agent activation phrase
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>>563397372
been using this for 10+ years, it just werks
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>>563394965
try the warlord's heavy chest. that set tends to look good in dark blue with gold.
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>>563394965
Primeval could work
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>the only pitchfork looking weapon is a trident
there goes my farmer outfit idea
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You dress up your character to give off the appearance of killing god.

I dress up my character to look like a level 1 goon.

We are not the same.
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>>563405210
I won't even know you are a special goon because I'm playing with reduced quality player models and everyone is a goon.
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>>563401692
>>563404125
Good suggestions, thanks
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>>563405210
Join the Lionguard they said. You will see the world, they said.
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>>563405210
that's AT LEAST a level 30 goon
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>>563394965
>posting armor pieces before anyone asked
face the wall
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Do weekly wizard's vault stuff stop giving progress when you complete the weekly? I've done like 3 events in Sparkfly Fen and the bar hasn't budged, but I did complete the weekly meta-chest.
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https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/The_Juggernaut_III:_The_Colossus
>Oops all oozes
>Amalgam is literally just "let's turn the Juggernaut legendary aesthetic in an elite spec"
I thought you guys were joking.
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>>563422109
It was featured as main weapon at elite reveal too
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the time has come
and so have i
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>never even got to fight a really cool primordus champion that wasn't a fucking destroyer or braham
>le ebil snidely whiplash war god killed it in a cutscene
replaying all this story slop has reminded me just how unbelievably bad everything was
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balthazar larping as lazarus was the biggest game of idiot ball in the history of mmo writing
it served absolutely no purpose for the story, it was only there to blow the redditors' minds like the little pimply rodents they are when the WHAT A TWEEST was revealed
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>>563427881
It brought the white mantle back into the story. The first four raids are probably the best story arc in the entire game.
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>>563394965
Good mix of colors. I was going to suggest Warloard armor as well since they have that trimmed armor look to it, or maybe change the boots to a more solid colored look
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>>563428037
>garbage ass overused white mantle crap
yeah no
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>>563426623
grats
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>>563426623
yayyyy!!! you did it!!!
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>>563426623
Good stuff. I was surprised how active each map was when I was doing my own Return to X achievements a few months back, - Thunderhead Keep
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>>563428037
Don't bother anon
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>>563426623
good job anon
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>>563433849
Oh, what do we have h
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don't rat
open inside
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Do you think they'll bring back the White Mantle in GW3?
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>doing mirrors in Starlit Weald
>map chat is shitting itself because they failed the meta event
Finally, some entertainment
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>>563434170
Yeah, and in the sequel and the sequel to that and the sequel to that
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>>563434170
Lead by Caudecus' ghost.
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>>563434170
>be white mantle
>chimp out
>get enslaved by demons
>gw3 white mantle is 68% elonian
>all leaders are elonian females
>Tyrians awl be raysis paypal me
Maybe.
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>>563434226
>doesnt post proof
It never happened
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>>563427274
that's Vlast, not a destroyer
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>>563394965
>Any suggestions?
Remove the melanin from your skin
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>>563397602
Its not that hard for one person with multiple devices
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>>563407069
Jokes on you i made my character an elonian and use the same skins/dyes as the reduced player quality models.
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>>563435104
Howd they get the beetle to stay in place on the wall while they painted his picture?
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>>563442689
Mesmer mindrape
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>>563434226
>south slow down
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>>563443449
It was five minutes of back and forth of east and south bitching at each other in map chat before they failed
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>>563443615
Its a shame it wasnt funny enough to screenshot and post the salt for the thread to enjoy. Oh well
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>>563443849
I'll try to remember next time
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>make condi berserker build
>struggles on trash mobs
>melts champions and sustains for days
>feels like shit to play in either case because warrior is just a badly made profession
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>>563445085
I still need to try out condi zerker, I even made a transmog for it. Alas, I am very lazy
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post fat fhd ass
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>>563446765
ass
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>>563449707
>Frank's Hot Dogs
Heh
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>>563450715
I made sure they were fat
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>We will never have a race as sexy as Draenei :(
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>>563451601
They only exist for __________ tail_pull and handlebars______________
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>>563451601
Our graphics are way better and you can appreciate the bikini armor more
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>>563451601
The only MMO race that could rival Draenei were Elin
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>>563426623
this living world was so good. I had a great time doing these achieves myself. Soto ones felt mostly copy and pasted and low effort compared to all the hunting I had to do.
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>>563451601
I mean
>blue skin
>permanent high heel posture
>sexy accent

It was over before it began.
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which one of you fuckers is this?
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>>563457494
Fuck you! I just looked them up. FBI gonna kickin my door.
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>>563460531
pools closed
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>>563464860
>look up elin
>oh shit the FBI coming
>go to cooking supplier
>buy 50k jars of vegetable oil
>FBI cannot enter home because its invaded by US military
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>>563464860
Sit down, new blood, Tera 2 got confirmed. You're going to see a lot more of them in the future
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>>563471832
It's been so long, can we get different mechs and can they do stuff underwater?
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>>563471976
>can we get different mechs and can they do stuff underwater?
You must be new to the game.
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>>563467158
Is that the game with female armor that's basically big stickers and string?
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>>563460531
what armor pieces are those?
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Specialized Evoker should be able to weapon swap in combat.
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>>563483603
Just remove weapon swapping restrictions in general, the classes'll still have their identities. Its absurd Galeshot gets both weapons AND the bundle while Bladesworn doesnt
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>>563459749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdzE4ks3lHo&t=99s
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>one post an hour
Grim. Maybe anet needs to go the gacha route after all
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>>563442205
He's one of the good ones don't worry
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>agonizing over which soto mastery points to chase
surely the adventures and skyscale target practice events aren't that bad, right?
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>get stoned bigtime and bombed out of my fucking gourd for a half of a day
>things
>link back to gw2 general and try to post
>archived
i didn't miss anything for the last day and a half here. so SAB will be tomorrow? good, i'll log into the game when SAB is over. have fun with that shit.
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>>563485239
>thread is so slow and dead anon relies on the single thread's url to visit and post from
Grim. Also SAB isnt until tuesday.
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>>563485435
the single gw2 general from 3 years ago. i tried, okay?
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sab is the only holiday I completely skip altogether never entered that map at all
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>>563484758
only if (You) are bad. Adventures outside of HoT are the next easiest mastery and exp after finding points on the map
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>Balance patch tomorrow nuking everything
Why even bother... might as well uninstall
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>>563486592
>anet derfs dps while simultaniously nerfing boss hp
>shitters quit
Just bought gems to support anet's dev team
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>>563486592
ANet wants you to play GW1 until the next VoE quarterly
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specimen chamber pre event soon for quick weekly, get in
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>>563486592
post uninstall screenshot
or
pussi
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>>563487834
I just did aetherblades tho
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>>563488381
That was my first favorite rifle.
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>>563488834
Samesies.
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>>563486592
Most content should be fine, I don't have faith in some open world metas though
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>>563492456
scared of eparch
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>>563485239
I think you should still play the game to test out the balance changes or else you will be dissapointed immedietely after coming back
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>>563492456
>>563493480
They've said they'll nerf the HP of almost everything since (and including) End of Dragons
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>>563494531
>dei hire tampering with the spaghetti code
they will fuck a lot of things up just like wardrobe template and it will take months to fix it
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>>563493480
Reactionaries are the worst. They pretend like eparch was impossible before they released the new overtuned especs for VoE. I for one welcome the increased difficulty coming our way.
Sink or swim, niggas.
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>>563484758
Maxing out the SotO mastery tracks isn't hard and it's worth it. Skyscale, legendary crafting, convergences - very nice content. Only the arcane chests mastery is useless. Never found anything of value in them.
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>>563495920
Arcane chest used to be the source for quick rare bags, now it becomes obsolete because of voe. I used to get around 50-60 ectos running daily arcane chests, with voe I got 250-300 globs daily.
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>>563495546
You assume I disagree with you. I like that Eparch has a probably 60-80% fail rate total (I play off peak hours). It means you actually really have to try and think instead of just mashing your open world spam 1 button celestial build into it and having that usually work. But if it DOES become harder than it is, it might become basically uncompletable without a full guild with competent Comm backing an attempt
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>>563495920
Still worth getting the mastery for alt-parking if you ever decide to get Obsidian armor.
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>>563495920
I just maxed Soto masteries this week and they have provided a tidy profit if you run all 3 maps worth of Greater Arcanes. Especially because Ancient Coins can get you quite a bit of stuff for gearing like stat selectable ascended gear. If you have full legendary gear, sure it won't seem much. But it's a really accessible way to get some guaranteed ascended.

Additionally now that I have Gharr Leadclaw unlocked I can dump all my useless Bloodstone Dust and Empyreal Shards into him for weekly loot bags.
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King toad been having a side gig and tomorrow we gana poke him for daily SAB.
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>>563496242
>it might become basically uncompletable without a full guild with competent Comm backing an attempt
>uncompletable
You lose me with this hypothetical. I was there on release day/week for both Eparch and Soo-Won, succeeding in multiple metas long before anet took an axe to both of their HPs, sometimes multiple times. Theyve always been doable. The hysteria is to the point that I meme on people in this very general and tell them "just be in the same squad as i am in bro" because its becoming pathetically true. Either im a god-tier player carrying every single squad i'm in or you guys seriously overestimate your abilities in this game, and my head is nowhere near that far up my ass pretending like I'm The Law from VGHS.
Either way, I roll my eyes at the comment suggesting it "may be unbeatable" and invite people genuinely tilted by the upcoming balance changes to quit the game.
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>>563497449
cringe
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>>563497536
Nice rebuttal. The uninstall button is right there for ya
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>>563497645
now lets hear your real world accomplishment
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>>563497712
Journeyman electrician. Not sure what irl has to do with playing guild wars 2 but you sound overly offended by my words, which is a skill issue. This ones for you buddy:
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>>563498152
cringe
uninstall yourself
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>>563498152
>accomplishment
>a wagecuck with 50k income yearly
kekwlawlmaojeetmaxxing
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>>563498198
Y so mad?
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>>563498456
>tfw i work full time and im still better at videogames than neets who spend all day every day playing video games
oof. yikes
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>my open world holo build is completely untouched while all enemies are getting health reductions
yeah I'm thinking winning
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>>563498537
copemaxxing
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>>563498559
wife
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>>563498559
cute rat
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>>563498559
I would touch your holosmith build
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what armor pieces are those?
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>>563497449
I didn't say unbeatable, I said only beatable by people exceptionally competent. Your lack of reading comprehension is not my problem. If 5% of groups are completing open world content but you, with your guild in full legendary armor, is completing that content with a 100% success rate that IS a problem. That is not these open world battles functioning as intended. If a group of 4 or 5 vets cant bootstrap a horde of 50 people doing the event for the first time into having a decent chance of succeeding than it should be instanced content.
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>>563499417
eyes: slut flower
torso: slut kini
gloves: slut bracelet
pants: slut wear
feet: slutdals
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>>563499417
>trance colors
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>>563499464
>I said only beatable by people exceptionally competent
>criticizing other people's reading comprehension after adding the modifier 'exceptionally' to your post when your post is literally right here >>563496242
I quite agree that competent players should be rewarded with success. And im not even in any organized guild, im essentially a lone wolf. Perhaps organized expert guilds ARE organizing these attempts but it would not explain these expert organized attempts that end up failing often anyways. Which im apparently usually never there for. Curious!
>If a group of 4 or 5 vets cant bootstrap a horde of 50 people doing the event for the first time into having a decent chance of succeeding than it should be instanced content.
Except im quite literally saying that they do exist, as I have been there firsthand to witness/experience it. Sounds like nothing but skill issues all around, and thats fine. I understand not everybody is me. ;)
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>>563499464
And if you want to split hairs, then yes, you said 'uncompletable', not 'unbeatable'. Thats my b
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>>563500060
Okay you actually don't have reading comprehension. Instead of pretending you are thinking of human and dragging you kicking and screaming on why filtering shitty players from open world bosses is bad I'm just going to call you a retarded faggot.
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>>563500230
kot
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>>563500230
>Instead of pretending you are thinking of human
Two can play at that game, saar
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plap plap plap
Who am I plapping?
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>>563500230
>arguing with 60 IQ wagecuckjeet
lel
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>>563500450
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>>563500493
>jeet and employed obsession
>catposting
>replying with supportive comments to oneself in an otherwise death thread
Starting to reek of disabled zogbots in here
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>>563500450
her >>563498559
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>>563500230
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>>563500816
I dont see any misspellings, but i do see misgrammars. Im willing to let it all slide, its a fucking retarded argument anyway.
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>>563498152
>irl charr
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>pveasysissies the nanosecond pveasy is no longer easy
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>>563486014
>>563495920
cool, that's just what i've been doing. i kept putting it off but i'm at the point where i kind of need to craft a piece or two of the obsidian armor to clean out my bank.
i find the chests to be pretty nice, at least as long as you're chasing obsidian pieces. very easy supplement to the resources i need, at least a couple yellows and a drip feeding of gems for later, if i decide to go for eternal summer. i'm new to alt parking though so maybe they really are shit compared to newer spots.
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>>563497449
>Either im a god-tier player carrying every single squad i'm in or you guys seriously overestimate your abilities
i find that the single most important ability for success in an mmo is the ability to lead your own group.
if you have ever seen (insert internet personality here)'s zero to hero, whether it is on guild wars, final fantasy, or worlo, being able to start a group, post an ad, and sort players into appropriate groups is a obscenely huge advantage compared to the average "join group, say hi dps" player.
at the end of the day, every single person in that group is there in order to get the leader what they want.
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>>563500637
>muh zogboooottttttt must be a zogboottttt
lel again, uninstall yourself in real world
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>>563499417
Why is it always a freya with these troonies?
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these two are the only ones I own. what's the best expansion to buy?
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>>563510350
If you already have the skyscale and legendary armor EoD, if you dont then SotO
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>>563510350
soto: decouples weapons from elite specs, adds a weapon to each profession, legendary armor, skyscale, convergences
janthir: spear for every profession, homesteads, convergences,
voe: elite specs, skimmer powerspike, legendary ring, ???
probably the most "worth it" besides all the living worlds, but that is more expensive than any of these besides voe i think.
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>>563510350
End of Dragons and Visions of Eternity
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I went with end of dragons for now since the region looks cool
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>ASH LEGION FALL IN
>SIGNAL THE CITADEL
cannot imagine a comfier spec for metas. maybe charr aren't so bad after all.
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>>563514628
Renegade is going to be so insanely strong after the nerfs, too.
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hello it is mcharr monday
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>>563515573
Mods, evaporate this anon.
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>>563515307
fantastic news. i'm a bit of a shitter when it comes to raw dps so it has been very nice to pulse out near permanent uptime on important boons like stab or alac
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>>563510350
If you don't care about story, Janthir gives you the ability to use any weapon on any subclass which is pretty huge for builds. As well as giving spears on land. Probably the most transformative gameplay wise.
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>>563518758
SotO is the one with weaponmaster (decouples weapons from specs) and Janthir has spears.
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>>563516459
Most of the boon classes are extremely easy to play, and I’m glad they are since it provided much needed diversity in what class and build you can bring for fractals
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>>563515573
get a new one pls
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>>563498559
Mine is getting hit for a 5% so no more 20k on my Untamed Qdps build
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Reminder that Soo-Won’s tail gives her massive damage reduction while it’s active. Make sure to rub that in everyone’s faces the next time anyone complains about failing. Isn’t the whole point of lowering dps to get us to stop skipping mechanics?
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>>563520845
Syrma just made a new vid about that build. I hope for your sake that you’re pressing as few buttons as he does.
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>>563520845
That is one badass looking rat
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>>563521457
You should still make fun of people who complain about it failing, but to be fair this one is on ANet. If the tail didn't take so long to actually spawn in (and/or if the tail didn't despawn and reset between phases) that even an average LFG squad can finish the phase before it shows up, people would actually probably engage with it.
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>>563497449
I command back to back successful eparch the whole first week with 4-7 minutes spare time and I don't brag this much.
That other anon is right >>563503162 about every single person in MY squad is there in order to get what I want. After I'm done, you will never see me ever again lifting a single finger doing fuckall.
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i poopsocked eparch for the past entire week for all the chieves and sheeeeit. i won't be sad at all if this map disappears and nobody does that meta anymore. on one of those days:
>amazing, 15 people killed the knaebelag
>suddenly 2 pins tag up
>this should gain momentum
>next phases ez as fuck
>get to citadel
>25 people clump up on arina and escort her all the way to inner and down the champ
>what's the holdup? no portal?
>peitha still sitting at the entrance waiting for gamers to trigger her escort
ooohhhhhhhhh yeah, oops!
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awful thread
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>>563505740
trannies get a boner for norse mythos
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>>563525007
I think I was there for that one. I just instantly peaced out, it was a noob group as fuck and half the size of a normal Eparch clear. There was 4 minutes left with Peitha at the top of the stairs. It's not a big deal. Eparch only gives a little bit more than getting to him anyway. Just a hoard, a choice chest and 6 random loots plus you have a rare chance at some extras.
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my body is ready for tomorrow
i still need to do like 13 more trib W2s to complete the collection
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All this seething about Eparch meta. Meanwhile I just enter Eparch's arena, give him a few hits until I die and then go afk. After 15 minutes I get my loot. Easiest meta of all times.
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New GW3 job listing
https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/arenanet/jobs/7793119
>Contract Senior Systems Designer (Unannounced Project)
>ArenaNet is looking for a Contract Senior Systems Designer with expertise in progression and rewards to help define and implement high-quality features and systems that support gameplay and player progression for an unannounced project built in Unreal Engine 5.
>Use Unreal Engine 5 tools and scripting systems to build and iterate on new gameplay features.
>Experience implementing gameplay systems using Unreal Engine 5. Strong experience working on interfaces using UMG
>5+ years of experience in game development with a focus on live service or multiplayer game systems, including progression, rewards, and player engagement features.
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>>563535193
they are adding gacha lootchests and battle passes in GW3 confirmed, it's over
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>>563535547
You realize that they have loot boxes and seasonal content in GW2 right?
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How do i get good at berserker? I'm just mashing buttons like a retard.
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>>563538340
You're nailing it
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i am gay will i like this game? im thinking of picking it up
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>>563538687
you'd probably like male charr and will hang out at a place in game called the Black Citadel cooking station.
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>>563538687
yes, this game is literally fag central, welcome home
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>>563538687
>game encourages being friendly and typing emoticons at people
>filled with women, fags, trannies
>cute outfits, tons of glitter and sparkles
>woke ass NPCs

Welcome home, fren :3 :)
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>>563521595
I just checked it but that one surely will get hit by quite a bit also i use no food and solo buffed with sbow. I'll check after the nerf, shouldn't be too bad.

>>563521636
Thanks! I like to keep the lil guy looking good
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>>563538506
I see, I see
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>>563539007
>>563539030
>>563539353
die nigga
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>>563539743
No. :)
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>>563538687
They are going to lynch you probably ina couple of months
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>>563541073
The horse shoe theory is crazy
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>>563538340
literally every warrior espec
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>>563541073
>reddit, the profession
>reddit ideology
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found some cute asuras
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>>563541672
asura's = cringe
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>>563541532
Sounds more like one of you tbdesu
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>>563541385
I switched from spellbreaker and it feels like night and day
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH YEAH BROTHERS WHOS HYPED FOR BIG NERFS TOMORROW??? WOOOOOOOOOOOO CANT WAIT SO HYPED
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>>563525007
>>563528440
>Poopsockposting comes back at the same time as the furfaggot
The timing is impecable
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>>563542170
I've been using suboptimal runes and relic so I'm going to switch to the sweaty snow crows build tomorrow and feel like I've been buffed
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>>563542170
yeah they should have hyped sab more theres a couple of new things apparently but they didnt say shit in their 12 second video lol
dumb to lead your big patch with nerfs
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>Buy almost all of the Paladin's decree skins that I want
>Still need the spear
>Search for it on the tp
>No results
>There is no paladin's decree spear
Anons, this is terrible news. Are there any spears with a similar colour scheme?
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>>563542170
unironically yes, it's an effective buff to a bunch of builds that aren't getting touched and it looks like it's leveling the playing field between newer overpowered stuff and old shit that's just as fun but left behind. plus they're nerfing enemy HP across the board so it's likely to be a literal buff on top of that
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>>563543417
one of my favorite sets that I hardly ever see anyone use
they started retroactively adding spear skins to some of the black lion sets a while ago but who knows when or if they'll get around to this one
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>>563542782
Just in time for for the schizo to come off his ban.
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>>563541672
Very cute.
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>>563543461
This. Most of the playerbase won't even notice something changed. Maybe 10% are going to cry that they need more harrier gear and can't skip certain boss mechanics anymore.
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>>563542810
I remove all trinkets and backpack to lessen the blow since last month.
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>>563521457
People were skipping the tail phase long before VoE came along with overtuned especs. Its like people dont even play the game before shitposting
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>>563541073
>>563541981
>posting names
I know theyre leaving these chat messages in a public space, but i always try to hide the names when posting on the mongolian basketweaving forum out of respect for the 'anonympus' aspect of this website.
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>>563528572
>Eparch only gives a little bit more than getting to him anyway.
>Its no big deal
This is what i would tell myself too if i had a high loss rate with eparch lol
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>>563550567
I've seen your name in Hieu's copy pasta
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>>563551553
That nigga is absolutely drenched in infusions. Whatever hes doing its working (and i doubt he swipes because hes at just about every HoT meta im in regardless of the hour)
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>>563545983
So Dragon’s End meta has never failed is what you’re saying? Not timed out a single time?
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>>563550567
This is not reddit and they probably already enjoying their 7 day vacation. It was on a full tarir map chat. Not worth hiding their names at all.
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>>563553408
Didnt justin bieber teach you to never say never? Lol Ive been there for meta failures as well, theyre just few and far inbetween. And too many were within single digit hp percentages on the bosses because people started taking their hands off the keyboard whining about meta failure in chat at the 2-3 minute mark.
If youre given 15 minutes to complete the meta but you give up 13 minutes in, you deserve to lose.
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>>563538340
Most buttons are not worth pressing. Start with one weapon only, either dual swords or greatsword, and focus on staying in berserk mode permanently while auto attacking and bursting. Once you’re comfortable with that you can start adding in sword 3 and 4 or greatsword 2 and 4. Only add a second weapon to the mix as your master stroke.

Those PvP babies have done major damage to warrior by crying so much about fast hands. All the snowcrows rotations for warrior are absurd now so it’s important to remember they’re only minutely better than the old rotations.
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>bangar blockades the orrian strait
>orrians refuse to die
just fucking caldron them
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>>563543417
I would say white mantle weapons, but more than likely there isn't a spear skin for it
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I'm personally happy about the nerfs. I fought joko earlier and the mission bugged out because i killed him before he could properly start his joko feasts phase. I think there are several story encounters that have similar issues and god knows these fuckers aren't going to fix them.
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haha i love these cactus niggas
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>>563515573
why is it always the same guy
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>>563566716
lmao
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>>563566903
who else is gonna keep the thread bumped off page 10?
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>>563566716
what armor pieces are those?
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tengu tuesday in 30 minutes in burgerland
if we could play tengu
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>>563566716
POYO!
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>>563576081
>e*st co*st
Only pedophiles and florida live out there
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>working on final HoT elite spec masteries
>saved Reaper for last
>smacks shit for 12k damage left and right
>double the health pool of other light armor users
>plus reaper shroud
>plus lich form
>can just face tank everything while slamming out huge numbers
This is stupid. I see why half the open world characters I ever see are Reapers. This is easymode.
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>>563576634
And it's getting some small buffs to almost offset the core trait nerfs coming tomorrow and getting a big buff for shroud 3.
You'll be seeing even more of them soon.
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>>563576318
That's all 1st world coasts.
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>>563581792
>all 1st world coasts have florida
more like 1st world cope lmao salutations east coaster
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Which classes will see a surge in popularity today, mechanist, reaper and what else?
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>>563582229
None because its still Monday
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i just logged into one of my old chars and found this did i win the lottery
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>>563583103
you should use gw2 efficiency to see what pockets of money you have spread out all over the place.
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>>563583651
i did before but i probably missed these since they dont show any direct value
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I want a passionate kiss from my wife
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is there a stream today where those water chugging goons explain balance changes?
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>>563584961
Theres only an hour left in the day and anet is closed so no not today.
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>>563542782
i'm not furfaggot, but i enjoy using the P-word
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>tab targeting targeting shit between my character and camera and not in front of my character
I hope they unfuck targeting in gw3
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>>563586082
GW3 should be pure action camera
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>>563586796
GW3 will be a top down MMORTS
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=czRetmEOd-k&list=OLAK5uy_mbvISCaEWRC7_7MvaQvz1Ngf5e3GSf49g

new SAB music, World 3 is really coming
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>>563587721
I'd love that more than action game desu
Just add a photo mode with free camera, so I'd be able take cool party shots and panty shots easily.
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>>563541672
>Shrine guardian outfit ears spare you from the ugly and huge tiara and you get a sweet mark instead
So unfair

And that gothic sura flaunting those black spats...
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>>563586796
Does anyone actually use that?
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>>563587871
>anet adds jadebots to the game
>does not take the opportunity to implement a proper photo mode
Their game looks better than all the others, its absurd. Just restrict it during pvp/wvw if they think its going to fuck up the balance or whatever
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>>563587819
is that out today?
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>>563589336
It will be in a few hours when anet opens up for business
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>>563582229
condi berzerker, all power mesmer builds, maybe scrapper
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>>563582229
You might see a small surge of Renegades
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>>563588393
>free roam camera jadebot
>FOV adjustable as a skill, turn off hud button
>finally allow capes during emotes
>Influencer homestead pack
>curved studio greenscreen + white screens
>orb(sun) light, spot light, ring light
>clean skybox with no color grading and a flat light
Now this would have been a proper fashion update patch. EZ gemstore money too. Most of these seem very easily achievable, there are plenty already implemented similar features as with jadebot. Get get to showcase your bot skin as you fly around too.
If they a really making GW3 in Unreal and won't have at least photo mode at launch they are genuinely retarded. Their audience are 30+yo women, everyone loves taking screenshot of their characters and posting on social media. Plus Unreal has extensive dynamically changeable environments and light. It's one of the selling features how easy it is to mix the map in real time.
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I'm doing old Living Story, the Kasmeer hiccup thing is annoying
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I hate Kasmeer's hiccups, these Living Story season 1 missions were annoying
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brainlet here. How is my boon dps condi spectre going to hold up with the new changes?
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gimmie the patch notes sister girls
im a big retard
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>>563593414
10% nerf, mediocre but playable
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tN0Kyp141XeMMtyvuBtcV55HVnhNhC8TSLGxVonkhy4/edit?gid=1201490407#gid=1201490407

>>563593456
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Upcoming_changes_and_features/2026-04-14_Balance_Preview
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why they nerfing condi doe
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>>563593730
rapers need more representation
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>>563594171
it's a mystery
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>>563593414
you do 25-30% less damage than actual DPS which is pretty massive for most , but for the people who like Sceptre its because you are half a support anyway so its not uncommon to cut your DPS even further to flex into more support options without going full support. If you want to do damage on that spec you should be playing Spear anyway.
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>>563593653
is nerfing all the specs is play
will non staff mirage be used
probably not
LOL
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>>563595125
specs the play*
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>>563593653
>buffs holosmith
we win, holochads
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Finally
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When's the patch? 4 hours? 5?
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>>563595630
What's an easy to play holo build?
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don't get hit by the thing, anon! dodge, dodge, dodge!
or just stand in it, i don't care anymore.
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>>563595630
Still loses from 2 to 9 % damage
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>>563595125
you browse /lgbt/ don't you?
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>>563596279
PvE is all buffs, only PvP and WvW got nerfed
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I guess it would be too cool if I could mount up in Old Lion's Arch
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>>563588000
it can be alright, but auto attack doesn't work on it so it makes your APM skyrocket.
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>>563596367
I know, holosmith traits got buffed the rest didn't
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>>563593653
actually pleasantly surprised by how well ANet's done the math on these, boon dps very consistently drop to around 33k max, and DPS builds to a bit over 40k max

will obviously need a further balance patch to bring more builds to parity but that's a very consistent nerfing pass
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>>563595831
Congratulations
I'm still dragging ass on that too
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>>563597583
It felt nice going back there. I was going to ask anons here if it actually acted as a playerhub or as an instance, but then I saw two people afk at the crafting stations
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>>563597127
Only problem is the boon duration question: How much concentration should boondps builds have to bring? There’s plenty of retards on reddit and the forums throwing a fit about existing builds not currently needing any. They’re simply basing that opinion on giving diviner’s gear a purpose but there’s a lot more to it than that.

Concentration from traits, runes or sigils, spam-ability of the main boon mechanism (ie the rotation), and availability and duration of other boons. Diviners gear is simply inefficient compared to fireworks runes and concentration traits. The rotation is particularly important. Catalyst for example is getting pigeonholed hard into the spamfest snowcrows version with very little leeway to add more duration for those struggling.
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>>563597770
idk why but as a noob it was one of the very first things I did. I wish you could get a group together to actually do the battle for lions arch entirely.
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>>563599071
>Catalyst for example is getting pigeonholed hard into the spamfest snowcrows version with very little leeway to add more duration for those struggling.
yeah i was a hammer catalyst enjoyer but shit looks completely dead now, it will be inferno/bloodstone relic only know. I also think it's funny how they nerfed hammer and pistol, two weapons who where already pretty niche but didn't touch scepter at all
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im retarded how do i do more than 14k-18k dps on necro
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>>563599071
I think the answer to that question is "they shouldn't all require the same amount, and it should be used as a balancing lever." There are still builds that aren't going to require any more BD than they already do, and the projections look like they took that into account.

I've come around a little bit on qCatalyst, from "they definitely nerfed this too hard" to "they PROBABLY nerfed this too hard, but let's wait and see." Because going to 32k is really shocking when you compare it to the current numbers, but if you look at the rest of the projected numbers, it's really only slightly below average - f.e. qGaleshot is coming in at just 33k - and the boonDPS that are doing higher, like 35-36k (which is mostly where it tops out) are largely the low-utility ones like the various Deadeye/Antiquary builds.
It's probably still overnerfed and they likely need to pull back a little or compensate it in some way, but I don't think it's actually AS bad as it seemed at first (though RIP to the off-meta build variants; that's a fair complaint.)
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>>563604791
https://youtu.be/YYl4W2rkQ00?list=PLfvsp7LCVdzWv6i_5ftGj1mZMfc2LF05_
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>>563576634
I cannot stress enough how fucking dumb this specialization is.
I just collected all the HoT HPs for the HoT specs.

My takes:
>Dragonhunter
Fun. Requires good positioning.
Can mow down Mordrem Snipers and Punishers before they get to you.

>Herald
Solo: Painful. Groups: Pleasant but not super fun. Resource mechanic: Boring as hell.
You have to pop CDs to take out Snipers and Punishers.

>Berserker
Faceroll. Sucks vs normal enemies because they die before you can berserk.
Snipers and Punishers melt if you're Berserking, but take forever to kill otherwise.

>Druid
Condi Druid is amazingly fun. Hit 3 buttons and watch everything around you melt. Not a fan of Celestial Avatar, but it's nice to be able to shift into Support Mode and save people in tough situations.
You can drop a Spike Trap + Entangle while running past a Sniper and Punisher and they'll die without you having to even target them.

>Daredevil
Fun but requires 2,000 APM otherwise you melt even to normal enemies.
Snipers and Punishers will wreck your shit if you're not actively watching what attacks they're using.

>Tempest
Super fun but requires 1,000 APM and you're made of paper.

>Chronomancer
Fun, but clones have the usual problem of being poor for fighting normal enemies.
Popping Shatter 5, blowing a bunch of 45-90 second CDs, resetting your CDs, then popping them all again makes fighting Champions 1v1 a lot of fun.

>Reaper
The stupidest shit ever.
You can walk up to Snipers and Punishers and hit Greatsword 2 or 3 and they may damn well just instantly die because you crit them for 15k in one hit.
Half your Shroud skills do the same. And all of your Shout skills just hammer everyone around you. No need to target. The hardest part about playing Reaper is remembering to put down a combo field before hitting one of your whirl attacks, but it doesn't even matter because just mashing whirl attacks will kill most things.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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>>563605385
holy smokes
i guess i should actually test my dps on dummy that 14-18k was from random open world shit w/o real boons
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>>563604791
I'm >>563605405
And this is what my complete unoptimized, ass-pulled, vibe-coded, 10 hours total playtime Reaper damage looked like. Full Berserkers.
I just hit every utility CD, GS4->GS2, then Shroud5->Shroud4->Shroud2->111->Shroud2->111->Shroud2 etc. On low hp, you can just spam GS2.

20k dps without activating a single braincell.
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>>563605631
anytime someone talk about 30k+ dps it's always with boons and 25stacks of vulnerability on the target
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Why do wear all Celestial gear you ask? Simple, it provides me every stat. No button I press can be wrong if they are all equally good. And a little bit of survivability as the special sauce, so I don't need to dodge any abilities or any gay shit like that. Yea, I'm a Celestial chad.
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https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/169508-game-update-notes-april-14-2026/

>its only 1 new zone and both are still test zones
well atleast they finally added a new zone
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>>563586796
GW3 should be first person VR that microwaves your head when you don't WP within 10 seconds after dying during a meta
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>>563607578
holy based
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God I hate this festival so fucking much
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ah yes, the "fire up the marker pack" festival
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>>563607359
thank god SAB is back, so i can grab the snargle smut i forgot about last year. it's the only thing left in my collection and i've had to wait an entire. year.
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I'm considering making an Asura Necro and/or Mesmer.
Post the best Asura Light Armor drip you've ever seen.
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>>563609526
I'm pretty happy with my own necrorat
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I have a level 80 for every class... and I didn't make a femcharr because it was too hard to make her look cute (I wanted to make her look like Crecia but she has a bunch of custom bullshit you can't access).
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duuuude remember zelda and super mario?? now that's some real proper video games for thinking men like you and I

can't wait to blast the new mario kart on my nintendo switch 2, my wife's son loves watching me play!! all of the day bro!
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>>563609921
Skill issue
>>563610561
wrong + u r dumb
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>>563607359
>Unload: Reduced the power coefficient from 0.45 to 0.42 in PvE only.
unload bros we are so back
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>>563605780
"reaper is easy peasy" is just propaganda. it works fine on golems and it works fine in situations without large spikes of damage, however as soon as you take a large spike of damage in shroud you lose all of your dps and have to know how to recover or you'll just be playing the raped instead of the raper.
gs power renegade did about 15k with just autos, no consumes, no damage relic, permastab, and citadel bombardment all while having obscene lifesteal.
it's just "ignore mechanics" the class. one of my favorites for fights with lots of cc.
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>>563610980
lets gooooooooooooooooo
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>>563609862
Big ass ears
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>>563611467
You vastly overestimate how hard this game is.
>Don't stand in pulsing red field or directly in front of boss as it's winding up attack
>Don't fall out of shroud
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is SAB out now or is it only after reset tonight
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>>563612321
Out now.
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>>563612037
reaper is always mentioned as the noob friendly easy no problems class.
if you're someone who can just not take damage in a fight by knowing and avoiding all the mechanics, you aren't the kind of player it gets advertised to.
there are simply much easier options for someone in that position.

>Don't stand in pulsing red field or directly in front of boss as it's winding up attack
again, easy if you know what you're doing.
not so easy if you are a brand new player to a game that is famous for its piss poor visibility.

i'd love to run into some reapers that shit on bosses and top the meters, but unfortunately i've only seen reapers that do less dps than qherald.
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any multibox chads here?
is it worth bringing my alts into SAB with my or nah? I'm too lazy to figure it out myself
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>>563612613
You are very brave, smart and handsome.
I will tell all new players to not play Reaper, but start with Revenant instead.
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>>563612870
that is definitely sarcasm. but i do believe that revenant is easier for newer players.
1-80 necro plays very differently than reaper, and reaper is a spec i'd relate to ffxiv's black mage. big numbers, relatively simple rotation, if you fuck up everyone will know, all the girls will see, and they will all laugh at you.
1-80 revenant? fuck it, jalis, shiro.
power dps in almost any revenant elite spec? fuck it, jalis, shiro works, and if you suck ass at least you can drop stab for the group and make everyone's life easier.
reapers that do fuck all make me seethe desu
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>>563612613
I have no problem running t4 fractals with 3 reapers doing dps. It's a ridiculously easy class and the only draw back is it's low utility compared to other classes like Mesmer and Engineer.
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>>563612613
>stand in aoe with reaper
Lose minimal amount of dps since weapons are strong as fuck
>stand in aoe with any other class
[...]
retard
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>>563613501
While I agree that rev can be a no brainer easily and actually smoothbrain players should be running the most sustaining builds, reaper is still extremely simple for a melee, if you even slightly aware of mechanics.
It does a lot of dmg for free, ok outside of shroud, so you don't need to keep yourself alive for long. Very cheap to gear, works in all pve, you can go anywhere with it. Has strong CC options still, even after the justified grab-pull nerf. There are always multiple viable builds that basically never get nerfed. All of elite specs are good and have similarly dumb easy builds available. Necro is a popular class thematically. Also quite important that new players often start with free trial, so don't get Rev as a starter. Necro is easier to 'get' at a glance.
As necro I've never suffered or needed to pay attention as much as when playing BLM, not even close. Can't remember suffering too strongly while leveling also and I made 4 of them.
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>>563612650
you can bring your alts in normal mode at the end of the zone
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holy smokes im trying to play gs/spear reaper and theres so many freaking buttons i gotta press maybe i just go back to ritualist essence blast spamming
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Why is SAB giving us ANOTHER chest skin? There's already THREE SAB chest skins. WHERE ARE MY POWERED PANTS?
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mb I'm a masochist, too used to playing starcraft APM Untamed
no idea how you fags are struggling with rapers or LW maps previous week
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>>563616308
lol
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What race does he play?
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>always ignored SAB
>okay lets try it
>do race
>zero direction on how to get across the first big cloud gap
>fall and kicked to start
>see someone turning into a bee and fly across it as im falling
Ah
Okay, I'm just not gonna bother
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>>563618148
would you prefer it if it was just run for 10 seconds in straight line to get reward?
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>>563617539
bear(gay) mnorn
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How do they have the budget to make a giant map for Super Adventure Box but they can't make a single unique map for an expansion story mission in the past 3 years
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>>563615493
oh yea that works
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>>563619210
The giant map for sab is completely empty and shit, it was probably done by roy in his free time
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The asura deserve to be neutered just because of this stupid festival
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*inhales*
Smells like bookah
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>>563615428
>playing BLM ne*ro
mad king shackles & torch build?
i couldn't help it, drinks startin to kick in
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what is me and my bees opinion on the patch notes?
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Welp
Time to spend-
>might be black lion chests only
FUCK YOU
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So how has the nerfs hit your damage so far? I would be able to reach 40.1k for my power soulbeast, but now I'm averaging around 36.7-37.3k
>>563622710
Welcome back, Tequatl Buddy
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Why can't I move, dodge, jump, etc?
What kind of retarded bullshit is this?
If you touch a fuzzy plant you have to /gg to kill yourself and waste a life?
Good god, this entire mini game is ass.
I'm old enough to remember retro games AND NONE OF THEM WERE THIS FUCKING BAD.
These incompetent fucking devs figured out how to turn their bullshit, low quality, slop game design into a retro aesthetic. They managed to make a game more bullshit that the original Super Ghouls and Ghosts or whatever.

I had to look up a fucking guide and it says to throw a gem shard into his mouth when he opens it BUT IT FUCKING DOES NOTHING.

And then I just got kicked all the way to the overworld after dying despite having the baubles to buy more lives?
WHAT IS THIS RETARDED BULLSHIT?

And what are the stupid spinning boxes that appear in boxes and vases but can't be
interacted with?

Also, fuck whatever retard fucked up the captcha system.

>>563619210
Have you seen the SAB maps? They're mostly empty, low-poly garbage.
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>do a run of infantile mode first thing because its a prereq for the nostalgia achievement
>finish storm wizard
>look back at achievements for course load
>5/6
>after doing 6 levels
>what the fuck?
>world 1 zone 1 didnt register as completed
This shit has been going on for years and is absolutely unacceptable of the trannyfaggotnigger devs at arenanet. I used to do trib every year but stopped because its absolute ass to do a trib level only for it to not count.
Fix your fucking shit anet holy fuck

>>563623190
Every single meta has been failing, even the character introduction bosses have become UNCOMPLETABLE. Its ober
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>running out of lives
couldn't be me
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>>563625058
>unironically buying the goycoin
Imagine being so bad at the game you shell out gems. 5 lives costs something stupid low as TEN BAUBBLES, and that STILL ISNT ENOUGH.
Then again, the low-effort ragebait poster is squealing so maybe people like that do really exist
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>>563625058
Embarrassing
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>being poor
couldn't be me
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>paying a 200g tax because youre bad at the game
Wouldnt know the feeling
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>Kanaxai CM had his hp HALVED from 34 mil to 17 mil
fuck yes
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>>563627978
but what about my heckin 30kdps benchmarks its literally unplayable uninstall button now nooooooooo
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the new BL weapon skin is cool, too bad I didnt get it with my 20 keys....
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>>563627978
>dps was nerfed by 15 percent but bosses hps were nerfed by HALF
Youre telling me the crybaby reactionaries.....were being crybaby reactionaries?

This is why dpsgolem shitters get bullied.
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>>563497449
I will now be accepting apologies from everyone crying, pissing, and moaning about nerfs and fighting Eparch/Soo-Won post-balance patch, in haiku format only.
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Haa anyone done the Starlit Weald meta yet, are drills still spongy af?
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>implying gaynet didn't nerf the HP as a response to the insane backlash from anyone with more than double digit iq
lol
those dumbfucks were going to nerf everything and not even touch HP values on anything
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>>563632949
Mmmm mm fresh cope right off the factory line.
They already admitted they reduced boss health because too many crybaby reactionaries cried, and I must say, they definitely nerfed boss HPs too hard and i hope they increase the boss HPs to compensate.
Or better yet, undo the HP nerfs altogether.
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>Dig up a chest
>Baubles doesn't add
>Try to dig it up again, doesn't work
Great festival
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>>563630324
>That smug smiling emote
It's their sneaky trick so people cry game too ez and then they release another HP patch to 'balance' it. Fuck their mind games. Bunch of incompetent tards.
Call me and schizo and screenshot this.
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Goodbye, old friend
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>anet nerfs health
>everyone in the thread and everyone in map chat are top tier max bench players
>anet buffs boss health
>everyone in the thread and everyone in map chat are 10% bench pumpers
>anet does nothing
>the game is in maintenance mode panic panic panic
what a troublesome situation.
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>>563636684
pretty sure they are once a day.
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>>563639032
Unless last year counts I'm pretty sure that was my once a day
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>>563636684
You're doing it on a character that's carrying more Baubles than you have carrying capacity inside SAB. You can't collect any if you have 250 or more on a character that hasn't done SAB before, and the upgrades go to 999 (max capacity if you have upgrades from all three worlds)

It still displays up to 999 if you're holding more than your capacity in your actual inventory, but you can't collect any more until you're below that.
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I just realized that the Old Lion's Arch instance doesn't have a guild bank
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>>563639936
That's even more retarded than it being a bug
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>>563640106
you need to beat all tribulation mode to have max bauble capacity. if you can't do tribulation you can still upgrade it up to 750 capacity. just make sure you exchange it for bauble bauble before you did another instance. that's how i do it.
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>>563638403
One thing I really hate about the transmog system... some of those ascended items have meaning to me because of coming from a specific achievement or story instance or encounter completed. When they get overwritten by the cosmetic system it deletes that "original history" of the item. It makes me a bit sad, sometimes its cool to use a weird piece of ascended gear you got from an obscure achievement.

>>563639032
I have 2 mid terms today and a major project presentation tomorrow and I can't game :(
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>>563640370
I really appreciate the advice but there is no way in hell I'm ever touching this again
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>>563619210
It's a passion project made by one man for the first april fools back in 2013. Unless you are talking about the new shitty map aka a literal nothing burger map.
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can someone please explain why every map has a currency and each map currency is basically useless with no way to convert it to anything useful? it seems like 90% of map currencies are only used for 2 or 3 trades that matter and its usually legendary crafting which is basically useless for most players.
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>>563640989
>https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Portable_exchanger
>https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Wizard%27s_Gobbler
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>tfw spent about a year trying to game ecto gambling algorithm to get enough gold for a free aurene legendary
Experiment over!
Now the question is:
>Aurene's Flight (Longbow)
>Aurene's Weight (Hammer)
I already have other weapons covered.
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>>563640989
>can someone please explain why every map has a currency
It's to keep the maps alive for years long after their initial release because people are forced to go there if there's something they need for a legendary or whatever.
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I dont know what shitposter-kuns problem is with SAB. Between the new enemy skins and the mushroom seed gag with the owl, it feels like a proper update to the festival. I already found all 3 red baubble chests and the hidden future update-chest, and i havent even completed the level yet.
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Holy fuck 4chan is really pissing me off with how fucked its been the last 20 hours. I would have only posted that once if it would actually properly update and show me the posts actually went through
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could you run that by me again?
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>>563642467
Remembered longbow kind of sucks outside of ranger.
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>>563642723
>>563642759
>>563642887
>>563642965
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>>563643007
I kept getting "upload failed" messages but apparently they were actually going through. Fuckin moot needs people bug testing his website.
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>>563642965
Same thing happened to me an a different general, could't even post pictures anymore. Shit blows
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>>563643007
>get "upload failed" messages
>behind the scenes the uploads did not in fact fail
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>>563640989
What is useless? The only ones I ever found completely worthless is the peppers and the ingots from IBS.
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who the fuck is angie and why is she kicking me off 4chan
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>>563642628
okay, why dont they do that AND have a way to dump it into something more useable. you realize that like 80% of the player base does not give a flying fuck about legis?
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>>563644072
>>563641241
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>>563643339
The ingots you can sell for raw gold
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>>563643941
>who the fuck is angie
Thats Wayne's ex you fucking phesant! And yes she has a high body count because women
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>saw in passing while doing my dailies someone asking when green baubble #7 was in test world 2
>end up stumbling upon it while trying to find out of bounds glitches
My theory for the 'future update feather box' is its gonna be a Super Mario World-esque power up that allows floaty jumps above water like you do underwater.
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Anet made this tree just barely out of dodge-jump's reach on purpose, the bastards.
Idk maybe its possible at the absolute pixel-perfect jump
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>>563644138
The gobbler is useless for map currency because it only exchanges map currency for OTHER map currency that is similarly locked to only being used for a few skins/minis and legi crafting.

The weekly bulk stuff I just unlocked and its best for getting rid of my giant piles of bloodstone dust
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id rather just play an actual platformer game tbdesu
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>>563645718
Heres the skinny: You do what you can to turn map currencies into either living world season 4 materials to eat for volatile magic, then convert VM into trophy shipments. Or you turn them into eternal ice shards and convert THOSE into tyrian defense seals, then spend those on skritt supply boxes to turn into trophy mats.
Once you get a hang of the system it becomes a huge moneymaker.
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my build got nicely buffed and no I don't play necro
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>>563645956
Thanks for the tips, I appreciate your comment. its this esoteric knowledge I need.
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>patch was too decrease power creep
>accidentally nerf content more than you nerf DPS
>patch is actually easier than before the "nerfs"

Sasuga anet. I guess all the real talent is on GW3 now.
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>>563646420
It did inadvertantly nerf all the content pre-EoD like Drakkar and Tequatl, as all those bosses' health werent nerfed. Overall i think it was a good patch.
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>>563637347
>That smug smiling emote
Apparently this one works in design
>t. Live at triple trouble doing a q&a
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>>563646420
New content was bloated as fuck even with the overall powercreep, so nerfing the HP more than the damage was the right call.
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>>563622903
Just needed 9 keys to get it!
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I thought they were going to gut qdps catalyst but its not so bad still need to invest a little more into bd but its workable
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day1 of my daily world 2 trib clear for infusion and i'm already losing it
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>>563645498
you jumped too early, there's a "grace period" where you're still on the platform and can jump even after you've technically or apparently "fallen off" the platform
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>>563649352
I might try it again post-reset then. I found just about everything on my first time blind other than the first green baubble. And any benign secrets like if the shopkeep that sells the ooze is for anything
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>>563648806
I did w2z1 and z2 last night they were not as bad as I remembered, i do remember ragequitting multiple times in z3 tho
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new shirt is pretty nice but can't decide if it's better than the old one
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>>563648806
always do the cloud pixel jump skip for zone 2
you wont regret it
https://youtu.be/ATL6JKjzkTE?t=634
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Getting game on Steam, yes/no?
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>>563655615
If steam gives you a localized reduced price, go with that. In-game store is still Arena Net pricing. Otherwise there is no difference anymore.
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>>563652681
The new chest piece is nice, but I decided against it. Left looks better
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>>563652769
Pixel jumps are more cancer that carrying piranhas up and down the tower if you ask me
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>>563658231
Your rat looks like mine
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Yes, I do all JPs with my max height, max width, heavy armor, sparkle wings on mcharr with 130+ ping.
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>>563652769
ty, i will try this tomorrow
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testes testes 123
i forgot to pick up the SAB smut yesterday. i'll do that when i get home. i'm hoping it's about fucking josh foreman in the butt for his garbage jumping puzzles, that would be so hot if it was mcharr on mhs smut...
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>>563659131
when you get the hand of it you can do it in only a few attempts, did mine in the second attempt. much faster than going through the cancer main route
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>>563576634
you can go even further and unlock god mode with ascended food cilantro lime sous vide because of the 66% steal life when you crit which is almost always
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>>563605405
>>563663161
So far, the only enemy I've fought that required any healing at all was the Champion Quetzals in the elevated areas of Auric Basin. There's one in the East for the Hero Point, and one in the West guarding a Rich Mithril node along the path to the ley line that takes you to the golem Hero Point.

Both of them wreck my shit if I stay in GS, so I have to switch weapons a lot between GS and Dagger/Warhorn and kite them between CDs, but other than that, I've never needed extra healing against anything, including the Vinetooth and Chak Blitzer HPs.
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Doing this world for the first time and didn't know I needed to learn a song to get through this, am I soft locked until I get the song or is there an alternate route?
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>>563665196
you dont get the song until later, so its the hard way for you
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Is there a best way to get the bubble baubles for gear?
I just want the armor pieces and maybe some golem busting and gen 1 weapons but this shit is so fucking boring I can't stand to just keep re-running the worlds for baubles.

Based on my first look at the achievements and the wiki page, it almost looks like just speedrunning all of the levels on explorer, classic, and tribulation will provide a lot of the currency baubles. Do you need to go out of your way to do certain objectives like kill the queen bee dogs or can you just sprint to the bosses and beat them in each game mode to get like 25 baubles per day?
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>>563667567
do daily trib completions and then farm them (world 1 zone 1 since its fast and has a massive pixel jump skip)
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>>563667567
you can get a lot by speed running world 1 zone 1, theres like 60 after the first check point
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>find bear in maze
>bear is immune to his own fire, which is bullshit
>trees are immune to bear's fire, which is bullshit
>bear is in a tight-quarters maze, where the only way to fight his AoE-spamming ass is to run in, hit him once or twice, run out, wait for the fire to dissipate, then run in, which is boring as fuck
>hear "reveal" sound effect when bear dies
>tree turned brown
>burn it down with candle
>reveals hole in ground beneath it
>drop down
>it's just 4 more bears in tight quarters with like 4 baubles on the floor
WHAT'S EVEN THE FUCKING POINT?
How fucking hard is it to hire ONE person with a degree in game design to work on this fucking multimillion dollar, 123541 year old MMO?
This level design is worse than most indie games made by 17 year olds in RPG Maker.
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>>563670964
welcome to super adventure box, DSP-kun
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>>563671097
Fuck it. I'm ballin' in the Crystal Desert on a Renegade. Shit's actually fun so far. I'll maybe do the daily SAB shit then power grind the rest when there's like 1 week left. I've found a few people online saying you get can get anywhere from a bubble bauble every 2-10 minutes at a dozen different places if you learn where all the secrets are and just speedrun them.
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>>563670964
>degree in game design
lol
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Is it a combination of my hair colour and a trick of the light or does my norn actually have a bald spot? Either way, this is terrible news.
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>>563674031
damn, look at those neck rolls. they look like a pair of lips.
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>>563674232
Be nice to him, he is bulking right now.
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>sab
>login aftrer 4 months
>ragequit in 5 minutes
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reaper and mechanist are the only viable builds for SAB
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anet should make the next upgrade from chain sticks to gunchucks (it shoots boolit when you swing it
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>>563670964
They drop 10 baubles so that's 40 baubles if you kill them all.
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>doing PoF story
>doing achievements when I can
>get to the Leave None Alive achievement
>the fucking trash mobs FLEE THE INSTANCE when you kill the last officer
>officers aggro from a mile away and blitz you with bullshit dash attacks that leave AoEs on the ground and throw you up in the air
>these zealous fucking cultists who are defined in the story for their obsessive support for Balthazar RUN THE FUCK AWAY
This is one of those instances where not only does the dev behind this need the shit slapped out of them, but the WRITERS who thought this was a good idea also need it.

>>563673863
Every game company needs at least one person that knows what the fuck it takes to make a half-decent game.
Someone that wasted $40k-200k on a degree on the topic is the easiest way to guarantee you find someone that knows the bare minimum.
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>DSP-anon keeps playing/seething about the poorly designed game that he hates
>instead of just leaving and playing something he does like
why are you like this?
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>>563673863
>any design degree
good designers don't need a degree. college and trade schools are such a scam nowadays, people are reluctant to go. student loans and such. i have a degree in memes; good news is that i didn't waste a dime to the greed machine, bad news is that i play guild wars 2.
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>>563678734
THEN
>Herald of Balth fight at the temple
>every 20% hp, she runs to a group of civilians to smash
>IF YOU DO TOO MUCH DAMAGE, SHE WILL SPRINT SO FAST THAT YOU CANNOT CATCH HER WITH 90% OF SPECS
>the only way to reliably get the achievement is to stop damaging her after the first pack of civilians, wrangle all of the other civilians in the place outside, then fight the Herald while she runs around smashing the locations where the civilians USED to be
This is just so unforgivably lazy and stupid. There is no defending this.

>>563678925
Who said I didn't like the game?
I rage so hard because an otherwise really fun game is constantly mutilated by the stupid fucking devs of all time. The core gameplay is so good but they can't fucking design a dynamic system to save their lives. They can't design achievements. They don't know the difference between "challenging" and "punishing", etc, etc.

But when I come across a new type of enemy and get to tackle it like Monster Hunter, dodging new attacks and lining up my own damage combos to beat it, the game is good. Great, even. I just ran into my first hydra, and when one of its heads flopped off and wiggled at me, I was very pleased.
That's what I play for.

>>563679824
Nobody is talking about GOOD designers.
What ArenaNet needs is ONE FUCKING PERSON in the room to know the very most basic principles of what makes a good game. They have all of the other resources. They just need one motherfucker to say, "Actually, it's fucking RETARDED to force players to grind for 1000 of a thing, or to force players to redo the previous 5 minutes of gameplay when they fuck up something we made intentionally tedious to do."

Like, did nobody say, "Hey, it's shitty to force Revenants to play without their new aspects until they max out their tree because they don't get to mix and match their utility skills like EVERY OTHER PROFESSION IN THE GAME"?

>i have a degree in memes
You have a degree in Evolutionary Biology?
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>New build available. Your game will restart in 2 hours.
>New build available. Your game will restart in 2 hours 45 minutes.
huh?
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>>563680594
>Who said I dont like being ragebaited by anet and typing out walls of text about how upset i am?
ah just another mentally ill poster. a diamond dozen
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Oh shit, they actually added a new level to SAB?
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>>563681285
yes and it's just like me, big and feels empty
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>>563682017
grim
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>>563682017
>it's just like me, big and feels empty
I can fill ya, big boy
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>>563683065
charr are canonically bisexual.
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femcharr are canonically built for BTC
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>>563685223
Black (lion) Trading Company?
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This post is for certified femsura lovers only.
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>>563685223
What's btc?
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>>563686268
>mail order femcharr
anet please
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>>563682017
>big and feels empty
Is this one of those zoomer things where they develop crippling anxiety from open spaces?
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>>563686464
Big Tyrian Cock
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>https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Aggro
>While in combat, player characters and other creatures will generate threat against enemies.
>The player or creature with the highest threat will gain the aggro of the enemy or enemies
Im flattered that i'm consistently the most threatening entity to all these bosses but FUCK OFF please lmao
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>>563688109
Stop being good.
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>>563688109
he just wants to smash your bussy
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>>563688109
they just want to smash your bussy
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>>563688109
>7k dps
>threatening
it's because you range, you dumbfuck
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>>563688109
stop being good
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>site is so fucked posts are disappearing into the aether
Brutal
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>>563689361
>range
Id believe it if that were a consistent factor.
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>>563690089
God, not another Mists bullshit expansion.
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>>563690467
>Asuran internet runs on pure Mists energy
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>>563690424
Jimmy will jump the first tard entering his arena and stand near his spot. Same with the other one.
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>>563690989
>Jimmy will jump the first tard entering his arena and stand near his spot
Weird because the webm clearly shows i was neither the first nor nearest his spot.
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>>563691128
Like I said, you stand near his spot, the sparkle tard kept moving. That's how you got targeted.
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>>563691601
>the sparkle tard
You mean the sylvari on the left?
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>>563383619
wow uninstaller didn't do this. XIV uninstaller doesnt do this. no steam game uninstalled ever did this to me. even pirated game installers know what they installed and what to remove when its uninstall time. Its actually more boomerish to expect uninstallers to just delete the folders thats what older XP era games used to do
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This shit perfectly illustrates my main complaint about the incompetence of the devs.
NOBODY does this fucking event chain.
You wander around in circles getting ambushed by Branded while this retard kills himself attacking branded bushes every 2 minutes.
At the end, a Champion Branded Hydra spawns.
A bunch of Veterans also either spawn during the fight or spawn next to you while you fight.
THE ENTIRE FIGHT is running in circles while the Branded Hydra spams THREE (3) moves.
You're never in any danger.
It's mind-numbingly boring.
It takes fucking forever.
And then, when it's at 0.5%, a branded minotaur or grillas can spawn literally on top of you, charge you, stun you, and leave you eating shit while 5 branded enemies, including the hydra, instantly down you.
And then, EVERY ENEMY YOU COULD KILL TO GET BACK UP will turn and run away to go attack the downed event NPC over the hill.
Then the Hydra drops all of its big nukes on you and you die. Event failed.

Not a single fucking braincell went into designing this bullshit.
It's so impossibly boring, but it's loaded with a bunch of random bullshit.
And if you die, it doesn't matter if you spent 10 minutes on the event and then 5 minutes on the fight and got the boss down to 0.5% hp. YOU GET NOTHING.

That is "punishing" game design, but not "challenging" game design.
There is no challenge in running around in circles for 15 fucking minutes. But it is extremely punishing when one bad stroke of RNG can fuck you out of getting any rewards for it.
And because this is a Revenant, you can't even say "lul bring more stun breaks" BECAUSE THE SUBHUMANS that designed the profession decided it'd be a genius move to lock all of the utility abilities down and completely strip you of any ability to customize your skills.
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>>563697374
didn't read just report them and get them banned
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>>563698108
>didn't read
Based
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>>563693132
it moved
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>>563686410
It's been a while.
Up voted.
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holy fucking shit they changed the recipe for my favorite cracker snack, it's not as tasty now nooooo
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>>563702808
>saw these faces underwater in the new test zone
>thought it would be cool to use them as a platforming element to launch you across a gap
>thats exactly what the devs did in several places
kino
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>>563697374
Also didnt read, you are complaining about the retarded ass story that everybody knows is dogshit and despite anet investing all their resources on it its worse than a dead mobile game story
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I didn't do my SAB dailies yesterday
idk if I'm gonna do them today either
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>power waver spear is 41k dps by just mashing buttons, don't even complete weave self
fucking hell
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>>563705971
Shut up or you're going to get us nerfed
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After like nearly a fucking decade I finally completed the crimson assassin set in SAB. Fuck you Anet.

Also I haven't played this game in fucking forever. Last time I raided banner slaves were a thing. Nobody wanted to play them and they were easy as shit.

I still need a bunch of LI but I don't have time for a static. Pugs are a crap shoot and that new quick play thing is impossible because everyone in them is irredeemably retarded.
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>>563705971
lies anet nerfed overall dps Ruby told me so herself
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>>563705446
The weekly trader has at least 100g worth of crap to sell.
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>>563680594
>evo bio
close, though
it's underwater basketweaving for women of color
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>>563707403
but it's so tedious, fuuuuck
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>>563708374
>mind numbingly grind a bunch of shit for little reward and boring cosmetics
that's every gw2 seasonal event and that's why I just skip them entirely
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>>563709478
I skip them all except for sab, i just like jumping around and the maps are more varied than the wintersday slop
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Do you guys name your characters lore accurately?
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>>563713142
I try to, yeah. But sometimes I'll use a title I think sounds cool that doesn't exist in-game and try to justify it in my head somehow.
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>>563713142
Pretty much yeah
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>>563713142
My main used to have Wolfborn, but people kept kicking me during the dungeon days because they thought I was an RPer and assumed I didn't know what I was doing
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>>563713142
Always have, since GW1
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>>563709478
The red evil video game weapons look pretty cool. Probably some pretty cool outfits you can do with it.
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>>563713142
yeah
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>>563715913
The "Sneed" joke is a classic Simpsons background gag that relies on a hidden rhyming pattern to imply a dirty meaning. In the episode, a farm store is shown with a sign that reads "Sneed’s Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)." The joke is that if the store followed the same naming convention under its previous owner, Chuck, the name would have been "Chuck’s Fuck and Suck." It was a clever way for the writers to sneak a crude reference past TV censors.
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With or without the backpiece?
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>>563718923
Unless you change the armor colors to match the backpiece, without
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>>563719064
I just color coded the Hazard Pack instead
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Is SAB worth doing, I entered the first world and just don't feel it. It's kinda cute for 15 mins but then I just got really bored. Is any reward super good that it's worth pushing through the boredom?
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>>563720117
If there isn't a weapon/armor skin you like from the event or you don't need ez achievement points, then you may as well skip it
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>completed world 1 trib in 30 minutes
I might be improving, world 2 still sucks especially zone 3
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>>563720117
its jumping puzzles, if you like jumping puzzles, its fine
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>>563720117
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>>563720973
it took me 1h30min to clear world2 this morning... i just cant into pixel jump... or jumping in general
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>get disconnected while at the yeti in trib mode
hahahahhahahaha
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>>563724381
this kept happening to me yesterday so I just stopped bothering
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>>563723692
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>>563723692
Here we see a fhd in its natural place.
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>>563723842
>1h30min to clear world2 this morning
Did you JUST do the run, or did you stop to go into every side mission in each world?
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>>563728219
i did all 3 glitch but that's it
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Why did the price of time-gated ascended crafting materials (pic: deldrimor steel ingots) collapse at the beginning of February?
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>>563723842
Thats a normal time for me without cancer skips
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>>563731276
I stopped crafting gen 2 leggies around that time
sorry
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How much dps do you need to clear all content in the game?
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>>563738043
barely any.

idk are you trying to do challenge mode shit? just play support.
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>>563738043
~10k, even in raids. Maaaaybe latest added wings would require like 15k
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>>563704792
I'm not complaining about the story. The story is fine.
The problem is they design events for the first few weeks of content launch and put zero thought into how that content will be experienced for the other 99% of its existence.
They keep designing shit that's only fun and only works when the zone is new and full of people. Too much of the game is unplayable solo and that's retarded because most of the lifetime of the content will be the YEARS after you release it. All group content in old expansions need health nerfs because it's retarded to force players to slowly solo shit that's designed for 5+ people.
And you know goddamn well that calling out for the event wouldn't draw anyone else, because you see people try it all the time with bounties and they get MAYBE one other person.
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>>563697374
got talk to AI and kys, faggot
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>>563720117
It's incredibly boring and janky to me. I'll probably grind out 100 bubble baubles for the powered armor skins and then avoid it like the plague because it's some of the worst content ever made for an MMO.
>big boring low-poly worlds
>janky combat
>annoying enemies that force you to spend 50-80% of every fight on defense when you're already going bored out of your fucking mind just navigating the maps
>all of the interesting shit is hidden in ways that require you to tediously scour the levels to find them

It's content for bugs.
It was designed for NPCs to play.
It was designed for people that think checkers is heart-pumping and thrilling entertainment.
It was designed for people whose IQs peaked in grade school.
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>>563738043
what >>563738434 said is more than enough
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>>563731276
When did the new Wizard's Vault season drop?
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stealing game design anon's gimmick for a minute.
the most frustrating part of guild wars 2 is any kind of boss fight, raid, big meta monster, etc purely because the developers don't know if they want to go with visual indicators for mechanics, or auditory indicators.
the entire time you play the game your character gives you feedback, yelling out distinct lines when they get buffs or debuffs but for whatever reason they decided that boss mechanics need to be purely visual (or the audio is so fucking muddled by everyone's shit).
why didn't they make bosses have cringey lines or shouts when they use their abilities? they can't be blind to the fact that you can't see shit in fights. so annoying.
revenant's gs4 made me start thinking about all of this. it's great, it has a real loud noise when you block attacks.
the other block abilities and ripostes and whatnot don't have much indication on whether they worked or not besides the usual "little square flips over" deal.
that's all. none of this shit really matters but frustrated walls of text are in style so i thought i'd chime in. hearts hugs and kisses from chengdu
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>>563738997
At that time, but the prices haven't bounced back since then and have even continued to decline, which didn't happen the last several times. Something else must be going on, right?
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>>563738267
>>563738434
>>563738991
Seems ridiculously low
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>>563740909
thats better than 80% of the population
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>>563739592
One of the main problems is lack of coherent vision for what the game is supposed to be. There isn't a proper Director or strong motivated team, who want to put out the best thing. GW2 devs are going through the motions, it's their job, not a game they'd love to play themselves. They give off a "moderately excited" vibe about making it, that leads to safe, lowest viable product options.
Second one, and most likely the main one, is that they seemingly lack technical know how. Even changing wardrobe turned out to be a significant challenge. They are really scared to touch UI, all the mechanics are remixes of the old stuff. New content is pretty much music, maps and visuals. Even those are often mediocre or based on existing stuff.
Sure they have some tech people to work on classes or graphics, but that's clearly not enough to really clean up and rework such an old ass MMO with shitload of content, moving parts.
And lastly the game isn't treated as main golden goose for people with money, so there isn't cash flow to brut force significant changes and develop it. Adding a paid gemstore garbage is more than enough for them. As proven mini-expansions can be a slop, smeared across 1.5 year and userbase would still be retained. So why bother, what if you break something that works fine?
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>>563738551
>And you know goddamn well that calling out for the event wouldn't draw anyone else, because you see people try it all the time with bounties and they get MAYBE one other person.

Nope, you're wrong. Asking for help will almost always get you at least one other person, and one other person is almost always enough.

I've been playing since August and while some maps are somewhat dead (PoF maps, mostly), you're severely exaggerating how bad it is.
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>>563741857
PoF maps are pretty alive, its just clustered around specific things. I farmed out Shadow of a Shadow and I regularly had people with me doing Maw of Torment, and people show up for all the map events regularly like sieging that castle or the doppleganger and of course legendary bounty trains
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>>563740909
It is. Would be slow, but you'll fit within time limits. Majority of the players can't do even that consistently, in ideal circumstances. People genuinely have below 3k dps and struggle with open world elites. Gap between clueless player and someone a bit aware is gargantuan.
Next April Fools' they should remove Stability from the game for a week, now that would be funny.
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Any new items in the new SAB zone?
Can we finally get past the 999 bauble limit
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>>563738869
>all that cope because you're bad
kek
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I forgot what I was supposed to do after my castora chest run
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>>563745518
could it be bump the thread? you just did that. thanks, btw.
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>>563713142
I did for a few and then I didn't, I don't want to attract a RPer with a good name so I just use objects. Pretend it's a nickname if it breaks your immersion
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>>563747486
Sure thing, Bicycle.
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>>563747486
why are people in this game so afraid of social interactions
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>>563747486
Whatever you say, Mexican Enchiladas.
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newfag here, uh how do I play this super mario adventure thing?
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>>563749543
you start by going to the tree stump in the SAB hub
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>>563749543
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>>563749779
>>563750205
oh, I'm already inside it. there wasn't much explanation though. I followed some hands and went to world 1-1(?) there was a timer and something about coins but I just got to a chest and warped to the next level. is that all I'm supposed to do?
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>>563750392
If you want to get a bunch of baubles quickly for prizes, there are some upgrades you should be working towards. The important ones are bombs, shovel and chain sticks. The bombs open up secret rooms that usually contain baubles and the shovel lets you dig up daily chests.
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>>563746554
No, it was convergence
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>>563750967
okay, so baubles are my main goal and I buy items with them to get the chests? what exactly am I getting out of this, besides achievements? I got the invitation in the mail and just went in blind
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>>563738869
true
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>>563751389
The weekly trader has prizes that you can sell for gold. There are also skins you can earn and others you can buy.
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>>563751389
The thrill of knowing you're better than everyone else for mastering Tribulation mode
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>>563751389
yes, the problem is at the start you'll be capped on how many baubles you can acquire in-mission. technically you can hold more in your inventory, but if you're capped then none of the baubles you pick up past the cap will count. therefore you want to convert baubles to bauble bubbles (250=>1) as often as possible at the vendors in the lobby. you can break a bauble bubble back down to 250 baubles again if you ever need to. the shops in various worlds contain progressive upgrades to increase your wallet size. you basically just work through everything like a budget zelda game
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>>563741857
Prove me wrong.
Go to the escort in question and beg map chat for help and see how long you're waiting.
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>go to desert highlands
>all the harpies have FULL DRAGONHUNTER SPECIALIZATION ABILITIES
>spam rapid fire
>spam knockback
>spam traps
>cancel gliding when they shoot you in the air
>they can see and shoot you even if you stealth, so they have stealth detection mastery, too
How the fuck did these fucking harpies manage to fully complete Heart of Thorns without anyone noticing multiple entire clans of them farming HPs and masteries?
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>jobbing to normal open world enemies
Impressive
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>>563759416
I dunno if it counts as jobbing when I just expected stealth gliding to STEALTH ME, but got shot out of the sky by a harpy while just high enough up that I couldn't come out of the stun to redeploy my glider. Died to fall damage because ArenaNet broke Rule #1 of good game design: Keep your rules consistent.
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bro got taken by the matriarch
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Open world is too hard. ANet would be wise to nerf it more. Core game enemies had optimal difficulty, no need for more abilities or mechanics. One guy = one skill.
Also nerf elementalist for good measure, they are all chud faggots.
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>>563760749
>Keep your rules consistent
anet is retarded and doesn't know what that means
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I hope we'll go to this area next month. I've had enough jungle maps.
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>>563764817
That's an ancient temple ruins overgrown by jungle zone.
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>>563765169
NOOOOOOOOO
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>you got a new mount! go explore!
>lmao j/k FUCK YOU half the places you try to explore will require you to grind the "extra jump height" mastery we bullshitted into the game because we're incompetent hacks that cannot EVER give the player anything without capricious little hurdles
>every single system has to be a pain in the ass to use because we're psychotic fucking insects wearing human flesh as a disguise here at ArenaNet!
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>there is a major skip for the second water area in w3z2
Nice
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>>563765653
And before anyone asks:
The best way to have handled this would've been to have made every ledge in the map where you get the Springer be accessible with basic Springer leap height. Save the extra-high, mastery-boosted height for literally any other fucking map. Just let players fully enjoy their new mount on the map where they get it.
That's all.
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>>563765653
>pls do 40 rifts before you can actually explore the map

I mean, yea. I did max out my new skimmer masteries day 2 of VoE but it is a bit of misapplied "friction"
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I liked mount unlock progression in PoF and exploring zones with them. So satisfying!
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>anet employee enters the thread
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You can't stop me from inspecting you.
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>>563765907
This is especially retarded even by the standards of your usual bitching and whining. The entire structure of GW2 from HoT on is that it's a Metroidvania MMO, and the most absolutely fundamental cornerstone of that entire genre is "we show you something super early, but you can't get there yet, so you need to make a note of it and come back later."
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>metroidvania mmo
I'm going to be using this new cope
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>>563766719
You can't do that without my explicit permission. It's virtual rape.
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>>563767454
*targets and right clicks nameplate*
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>>563766948
Metroidvania-like is a forced genre with outdated design principles. Gating progress behind unlocks is artificial difficulty. Either make it fully open world, go anywhere without road blocks. Or strictly linier, clear progression.
Showing players a place they can't reach, before designer says so is deceptive and misguiding. Developers basically lying and giving a false hope of fun.
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>>563767851
A game designed by you would be the most sterile, rote, soulless crap imaginable.
If you played a classic Monster Hunter game you'd have a stroke.
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kinda bored might make an alt what race and class should it be
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>>563769115
a race/class combination you don't already have
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>>563769115
obligatory femcharr answer
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>>563769282
femcharr what tho
right now i have a rev guardian necro ranger and elementalist
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>>563766948
>The entire structure of GW2 from HoT on is that it's a Metroidvania MMO
No it isn't. It's lacking 90% of the support mechanics for that.
And showing you a dozen things in a wide open map is retarded because nobody keeps track of everything they missed. And worst of all, it incentivizes players to skip content they CAN reach because after you waste 5 minutes a dozen times trying to get somewhere, you just stop trying and decide to revisit it later when you have masteries.

It's toxic in every sense of the word.
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>>563769513
oh and engineer
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>>563766460
>Blood Legion, twist xis balls clean off.
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>>563769115
Femnorn Warrior
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>>563769715
thats a good idea yeah
debate between femcharr warrior and femnorm warrior
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>>563769513
mesmer
make the meme combination
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>>563769513
femcharr mesmer, you know you want to be that special snowflake also play mirage
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>>563769789
Both are good
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>>563769886
this answer wins thx
i was considering femcharr mesmer lol
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>>563769950
don't forget to make her white.
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>>563713142
I created the biggest Norn the game allows. He has a ridiculous blonde mustache. His entire load out is bright cyan and white. He is a daredevil thief that twirls around with the Bifrost and offhands with dual daggers (BOTH rainbow cloud SAB) daggers.

His name is Kronk Armstrong. People love him.
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>>563770142
That only applies to eles.
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everybody please welcome to the world: Jean Carn
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>>563764817
That's a volcano crater. We're getting a volcano crater map.
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I fear femcharr players, you can never figure out what's going on inside their heads
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>>563772194
I wonder if the fourth map will be an actual full map or another half-assed Bava Nisos situation.
They've heavily implied that it'll be a full map but I wouldn't be surprised if it isn't.
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>>563770909
show fluffy chest
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>>563772394
You'd think they've learned their lesson with bava nisos seeing as the feedback was probably 90% negative.
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>>563744959
they're teasing a shovel upgrade so far, cant obtain it yet
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>>563720117
Theres like 600 wizardcoin tied to doing the achievemenets if you like your wizard vault rewards.
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im gay
race/class combo for moi? (me)
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>>563778260
bear mnorn mesmer
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>>563778260
femsura mesmer
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>>563778260
mcharr mesmer, obviously
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>>563717343
That's interesting
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The three stooges are back I see
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>>563738869
I want the new skin but im bored out of my mind there
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>>563738869
Its a play on retro games, fag. Also use the wiki if you need to find something in the map.
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>>563782775
I am old as fuck. I remember Atari and NES games. I played the FUCK out of retro games. It's not a "play" on anything. It's a doshit retarded Gen Z fuckwit's idea of what retro games were like.
And it's shit. Pure shit.
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The inbred, retarded fucking devs include THE 30+ SECONDS LONG EXPOSITION AFTER THE FIGHT in the fucking "beat the 4 rulers in under 12 minutes" achievement, meaning it doesn't matter if you fucking murder them and have 20 seconds to spare. The achievement still falls off while the fucking losers are standing there REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING DIALOGUE ABOUT "U MUST BE THIEVES!!!" FOR THE 60TH TIME.

A fucking toddler made this story step.

I don't even want to look up the "beat the rulers without damaging an illusion" achievement because it's going to be some retarded shit like "you have to break all their defiance bars without dealing damage to them" or "you have to let your retarded NPC party defeat them for you".
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>cut through the drizzlewood meta with just enough time to catch the last champion and 20% phase of drakkar
Jormag malding
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>>563784714
Oh, and the kicker is the fucking piece of shit game DC'd on me, despite my connection being fine according to all of my monitoring software, before I could talk to the two retarded lesbian queens, so I didn't even get the fucking "talking to all 4 rulers" achievement.

The game had to patch after I relogged, meaning the fucking idiots just kicked me to run a patch. Despite the fact that I relogged immediately when the new build was deployed 2 hours ago.

ArenaNet devs are the most incompetent in modern gaming.
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>>563784937
>the fucking piece of shit game DC'd on me
Unfathomably based. Try not to be such a whiny bitch next time.
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>deleted so much of those "useless" ascended ores and shit over the decade
>finally get a daily gobbler
>actually run out of that shit
Well now I feel silly
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>>563785859
dont worry about it the gobbler almost never spits out anything good
i think ive got a couple damask bolts and vision crystals from it from literal years of having it
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Why is silk worhtless?
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>>563785056
It actually made me redo the entire story step, so I knocked out all 3 achievements easily.

The trick was, I started thinking like a subhuman ANet employee and asked myself, "If wanted to spite the player instead of make a GOOD game, what would I do?"
Turns out only the real Queen Nadijah has a non-shadow portrait, which is bullshit because the UI should not be the tell for an illusion puzzle.
And then it turns out only the real Queen Nahlah or whatever has a spiky Sunspear staff instead of a plain stick, which is a good clue. You can tell just by glancing at the clones.
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>>563785859
I recently learned that the ascended mats can be turned into utility stations, so now my problem is maintaining enough obsidian shards without spending my precious karma on them
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am i missing something
sab dailies seem super time consuming compared to other festival dailies, like say halloween
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>>563788373
Some of the SAB dailies are aids like Dean of Students and most ones involving the ooze farm. Just do the dailies that arent shit
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>>563786259
Not enough uses for it. If anet were smart they'd make the pve leggy accessory a silk sink
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where are the new builds
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>>563789821
>somebody tell me what to do
Heres a core revenant build i whipped up just for you: [&DQkPGQMnDg3cEQAA1BEAACsSAAAGEgAAyhEAAAYCAADUEQYSKxIAAAAAAAABCQEA]
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>>563770142
I've seen her charr pussy.
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>30 baubble bauble for retro weapon
>250 baublbes for baubble bauble
>dailyt give like 30
>have to do world completion
>world completions are aids
Hmmm
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>>563790631
>wheres my instant gratification?: the post
I think gachas are more your route buddy
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>>563790752
>hey SAB kind sucks
>noooooooo you cant say that YOU HAVE TO EAT THE SLOP
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>>563791512
>implying you gave any criticism outside of "UHHHHH I ACTUALLY HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME"?
neck yourself you stupid faggot
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>>563792346
>EAT THIS TEDIOUS SLOP THATS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE CORE GAMEPLAY
okay sandeep
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Why does galeshot feel kinda shit to play, it looks cool and the animations are smooth but something feels off about it, can't put my finger on it.
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>>563792636
>NOOOO I SHOULD GET 30 BAUBBLE BUBBLES PER DAILY
>WHY SHOULD I ACTUALLY PLAY SAB TO GET SAB REWARDS
>Y-YOU MUST BE INDIAN
Im supposed to take you seriously?
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>>563793024
Struck a nerve I see
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>>563793151
>is my obnoxious, whiny behavior upsetting you?
I suppose it is
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>>563792852
>why does gayshart feel kinda shit to play
golly
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That new sab map is ass. What the fuck.
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>>563794840
that's not very nice
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This is a place of refuge. Not a...den of iniquity! I'm glad Viri isn't alive to see his niece drag our good reputation straight through the guano.
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>>563770142
You should have saved that for femcharr friday.
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>>563761345
this is shitposting but there is also some truth there. open world isn't necessarily too hard but it feels like unfiltered ass. i can't count how many times it has made me seethe when i go to fight an enemy and they run through me, only to do it again after i reposition.
revenant has also shown me a new level of pain. getting smacked by cc right after dipping below the energy required to cast my stunbreak makes me mald.
i swear they do it to me just to fuck with me. i've fought that giant hp on the raised platform in the pof zones and he either stands there and does nothing, or he spams cc and knockbacks constantly.
if the game wasn't entirely balanced around tranny golem sims with permastab, things would be better.
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>>563799817
gomenasorry, anon-kun, i'll do better next time.
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>>563800021
based take
I'm loving Renegade but the resources system and lack of build flexibility on Revenant just ruins the profession for me. I can't swap out a utility skill for when I'm in open world vs doing fractals vs mass tagging during meta trains, etc.
I hate waiting around for shit so it pisses me off that I have to stop fighting and spend 3-8 seconds dodging while my energy regenerates so I can finish nuking a veteran or champion.
I especially hate that it's not obvious when your Warband skills are enhanced, so you don't know right away if your energy regen cucked you out of an enhanced Warband skill until you cast it.

>>563766948
Retard-kun, I've been thinking about what you said and just wanted to reiterate that I think you're a retard.

I keep passing quicksand and jackal portal locations and thinking, "I can't wait to come back here when I get the right mounts so I can explore this."
I'm NOT thinking, "I can't wait to come back here after I get those mounts AND FIND OUT THAT THEY'RE STILL LOCKED BEHIND MASTERIES."

I'm fine with having to pass things up and think, "I'll get that later, after I find the right tool for it."
I am NOT fine with finding the right tool and taking it back to the thing I saw before and finding out I have to grind some masteries to actually use the fucking tool on it.
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I'm trying out holosmith, losing all of your heat energy after going down feels really fucking bad
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>>563808103
>losing all of your heat energy after going down
Stop going down like the whore you are then
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what is the worst meta and why is it oil floes
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>>563809285
While the thread quality has been overall improved without his obvious presence (hes stkll here pushing his mcharr/femcharr nonsense), please dont summon him directly.
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>>563809867
It wouldn't be bad if you had able bodies for it, but unfortunately you get only a handful of people trying to kite/kill the Hydra before it rushes the oil extractor
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>tfw bullied by spending the next few days seething over getting called a tranny
Haha, you sure got me.
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>>563809920
I realize my mistake and profusely apologize. Looking at the posts themselves my point was probably incorrect
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>>563809920
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>>563810389
You dun goofed nigga. Now we're gonna be subject to his Tranniversary posts in the future.
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>>563809285
>mention him once
>not 15 minutes later he immediately posts himself defecating in public
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There should be a "display cabinet" item that lets you put items you really like on display. It just shows the icons, almost like album covers. But you can interact with the item and it shows the tooltip. So basically for all those extremely rare goofy items that can only be obtained once you kept in your inventory for 10 years you can display for their sentimental value.

And of course the cringe legi types can display their legi accessories or something.
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>>563811807
Sick ride
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>>563809867
haven't done oil floes yet, but secrets of the weald is atrocious.
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Holosmith is kinda cool, but I see why everyone would rather just turn their brain off with Mechanist and Amalgem
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>>563812563
at least people are actively doing it, you need at least 10 to do oil floes and the map is always empty outside the lws4 daily
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>>563812575
>megadipshit
>amalcum
ftfy
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i have a femcharr mesmer. why are they a meme? 4 fluffy tails instead of 1? i don't recommend virtuoso though, the "shart blades shart mind" phrase sounds like a MHS and is very disappointing. does the mirage femcharr have good/cute/cuddly buff/skill callouts?
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>>563815240
Femcharr are rapists
Mesmers are rapists
Femcharr Mesmers are rapists squared
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>>563340621
Quite literally the only time i get in trouble with jannies for racism is when i call the subspace nigger a nigger. Which is very curious.
Ive said it before and i'll say it again; White people dont get offended when you call them a nigger just like how non-trannies dont get offended when you call them tranny
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>>563812575
For me, it's not that I'd rather turn my brain off, it's that elites like holo require to turn it on for the same damage, less utility and more risk. Plus, when I play a long 6+ hour session using something too proactive or requiring concentration it will turn my brain to mush by hour 3, 100%.
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>>563817194
Pajeet schizo stop appearing when i also appear you are making me look bad
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>>563817194
Pretty sure I have mentioned multiple times I don't care what others think of me. However, if you are going to give away ammo on an underwater basket weaving forum don't be surprised when it gets used against you. You should know that being a /pol/tard.
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>>563818064
based, keep making these retards seethe
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>>563818064
>i dont care what others think of me
This is incredibly evident given the archive
>i still care enough to cry to jannies though
Kek. Literally right here in this thread 24/7 ready to reply at a moment's notice
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>>563818064
It's funny how much malding posting a character causes. Keep it up, proud of you.
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>samefags himself support
Unhinged and cringe
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What is it about subspace charr that makes brown people seethe? How does he do it?
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>>563818215
The only mistake I made in the however many years we've been doing this was not compiling a list of your lolcow shinanigans. Because I can guarantee you nobody gives a shit about someone being a zogbot when the one complaining about it throws a 72 hour tantrum over a single word.
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>everybody who doesnt like me is brown
Thread quality takes a nosedive the second that dipshit is mentioned and he has to defend his precious ego. Ironic for someone who talks about how little he cares about what people think of him
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>>563818916
haha right? subspace is so cringe
you can tell this is a different poster by the way i dont use capitalization in my posts. very organic support! this is why i support digital IDs
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>>563815240
I think the meme status is from character/class played chart from some website, it's the least used combination.
Mine was a meme Baba Nisos JP farmer. I made her wear silly hats and that sort of stuck. Now she is a very cute bard, soloed many OW bosses. Still need to make her a legendary helmet to change all the hats for free.
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>>563818994
Thank you kind stranger :^)
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You should meet up with the subspace charr at the black citadel cooking station and settle your quarrel there
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>>563818916
>>everybody who doesnt like me is brown
>/pol/tard
>can't into /pol/tard discourse
This is why I make fun of you. You are out of my league.
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The second i spot that nigger ingame im posting his name in the thread so everyone can message him uplifting words of support and care
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>>563819069
kissable wife
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>>563818994
Brother we want IDs too so we can actually see how much of the useless questions that get asked at page 10 are the furry
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I don't want ID, it will reduce funposting. Lurkers won't ever attempt to post because of social anxiety, so no new people. Only truly unhinged narcissist and attention whores will remain. Pretty much discord with less features.
Bring back IPs counter tho
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>>563821321
>I don't want ID, it will reduce funposting.
Define "funposting" because it already sounds like a faggy cover for "samefagging"
>Lurkers won't ever attempt to post because of social anxiety, so no new people.
This is such a retarded excuse because of all the fucking boards with IDs that clearly arent suffering from this idiotic rationale
>Only truly unhinged narcissist and attention whores will remain
ONLY unhinged narcissists and attention whores abuse the current system, its literally why we're having this conversation to begin with
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Best charr in the game
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>>563784714
skill issue
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>>563821745
What does she smell like?
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>>563822379
Glowstone dust
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>>563821745
>literally cuckolds and emasculates rytlock, the game's foremost iconic character that even had his own commercial

Hey here's something funny to consider: This game has been going on so long that Super Adventure Box straddles the cultural shift from the time when it was ok to have "rescue the princess" as a main goal to the time when that is totally unacceptable sexist patriarchal tropism.

i'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to consider the extra level of irony that the princess is just moto in a dress, and this was meant as a joke
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>do eparch meta post-patch
>random pug squad with a bunch of open world noobs
>finish comfortably with several minutes left on the timer
the panic over the damage nerfs was massively overblown
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>>563786665
It's true. Nothing made me hate them more than trying to complete the achievements.
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>>563822516
Sexy patrician tropesium is like my favorite shape. Trying to properly fit ellipsoids in it is so fun.
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>>563822516
politics streamers have absolutely ruined your life and there is no going back
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>>563823191
Aww, the little furshit is upset.
Tell me how enraged are you that you're powerless to do anything about it?
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>>563823250
...what?
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>>563821745
How is she so puffy????
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>>563823306
WWHAT?? WHAT???
haha furshit shaking
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I'm not making new bread btw
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>>563823191
>making basic observations about the world we live in causes irrational kneejerk emotional response from anon
If that's what you choose
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>>563823346
what the fuck are you even saying?
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>>563818654
>being even MORE schizophrenic and NOT compiling a list...was a mistake
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>>563819275
he's EU so good luck
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>>563830951
Hes NA

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