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>>563406237
ORANGE

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Cafe borgar!

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I want to have sex

uma for this feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyfUeZDfIhI

>>563406237
vandalized op
kys

Just finished trailblazer for the second time and only got an A with Narita Brian...
weird because I won all 31 of my races

One more thing, is gold city any good? I've heard she can be a bitch to train

Teio has trouble performing her Teio Step while pregnant

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If I use 3 fronts for CM12, will I die?

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Everyone gets Nishino Flower in the first 10 pulls with the power of this 7

>>563406565
No, it's actually a good strat to fuck over x oguri

>>563406565
No, but you might want to

>>563406565
It would be extremely painful

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67

>>563406565
66% chance of blocking xog actually
That is if your fronts are good

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e7wxq_uUWQ

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another anon told me to run Tachyon as a late for a double dom + S. Maru setup since I don't have XOguri. is there an advantage to running her as a late instead of pace?

>>563406757
You kill her ult as late. Dont do it

>>563406678
78…

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*farts loudly*

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people would look at doto doing this and still say she "accidentally" did it

>>563406796
yeah i knew that so i was extremely hesitant. back to pace it is.

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@sweepydev
what was the logic here, seriously?

Im tired of waiting give me the Nishino cunny now

Am I a pedo if I want to impregnate Nishino Flower?

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SUPER CREEK, NO!

>>563406894
@umaclaude reverse engineer the code make no mistakes

>>563406975
yes

>>563406894
That's what the AI spit out, there's no reasoning

>>563406894
recursion spotted

>>563406757
Dominator has a >5 place requirement, so it doesn’t proc if you’re a Pace

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>>563406726
god the new Youtube embed is awful

>>563407050
I hope you like!

you guys havent posted the kot crier i requested.

>>563406894
leave no child unkilled

>>563407251
i am not your slave

>>563406894
vibecoded

>>563407251
Make it yourself

>>563407345
we cant, we dont know how to

>>563407303
I need to have sex

>>563407009
It's worse than AI, it's indian tier
>Kill all ADB processes
>search for ADB processes
>none found, error
It's been there for 3 days now, am I the only one sweeping or what

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STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!
You have been visited by
OFFICERS TACHYON AND TURBO OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISION
No arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about them on their birthday

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>Bouron Wit card hint
>Snowy Days

>>563407461
tomato tomahto

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>>563407530
you're welcome

>730k retention
It's getting hot in here...

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>>563407482
I nutted to turbo the other day!

>>563406237
new cryer in the bottom right

>>563407670
Post sauce to that AI turbo NOW

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which uma and which race is it?

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>>563406853

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>>563407717
Nooo im sorry I have it saved from my xitter timeline a while ago idk how to find it

>>563407806
scarlet
oka sho

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soon.

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>>563407482
A lovely birthday for my beautiful wife.

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Now that her story is finally coming to a close, do you still think Spe is a good MC?

>>563407653
Bobo so cute...

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morning
woke up just in time for *that*

>>563406894
>>563407461
it gets restarted by restart_adb_server. thats necessary cuz mumu's adb connection sometimes turns stale MID FUCKING RUN for no reason

>>563406894
The invention of Copilot has been a disaster

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>>563408019
Here you go bro.

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>>563408019
ah yeah, dailies right?

>>563406969
she drugged and raped me
no one cared

>>563407987
She made Bright cry, no

>>563408137
Idc

>>563407896
thanks friend

>>563406894
sweepy insists that his code is all manually written btw

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>7 more hours until Nishino gets her ult

>>563407461
remove it and you'll see mumu's adb connection turn offline after a while

>>563407987
I'd rape Spe

>>563407987
I stopped calling her spechud because after reading her story I think she doesn't deserve it

>>563408137
Eh, it's Goldship
You chose that

https://poal.me/e5qdx5
https://poal.me/e5qdx5
https://poal.me/e5qdx5

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>/vm/ image limit is 300 + the whole board is super duper slow
that could be a problem for them

>>563408256
Spechud herself is typing in the thread

>>563408137
>gets raped by the hottest girl
>uuuu i got le peepee in a vajayjay and it hort :(
Faggot

>>563408159
>>563408273
see what I mean
no one tries to stop goldshi
what do you even mean

>>563408408
I mean idc get raped

>>563408348
why does it matter for us

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>>563406456
lil help pls

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fuku failed the first event chain and then proceeded to stay green friendship until senior year

>>563408408
next time don't dress like a slut

>>563408137
I care.
You're worthy of attention and respect. You shouldn't be led around by your Trainee.
YOU are the one in-charge after all, you should just get a new trainee. One that respects your boundaries. If you're traumatized after the fact you could even go for one of the smaller ones. I know a couple of people that can get the contract nulled if she went as far as to assault you like that. I heard there's a promising Umamusume without a trainer that fits all the above criteria. Do you want her number? I'll be glad to hook you up.

>Nishino Flower's distance aptitude
>AAEG
I'm skipping and borrowing instead

>>563408509
they can't post image there so they're gonna come here again

>>563408532
Your cards are bad or you’re doing something wrong
Gold City is fine to train now, no weird career goals

>>563408049
aiieeeee

>>563408089
yep yep!

>>563408587
true, TB is the last scenario in the game.

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>>563408137
so?
dorija did this and held a knife to my throat the entire time. then she bit the arteries in my neck after she came.

>>563408617
we're already here I recognize some of the images being posted too

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>>563408640
I live in the moment

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>>563408532
Gold shittys aptitudes are fine for make a new trackblazer. Runs are pretty rng with how little training you get to do so one run being a dud isn't a surprise. Just make sure you are hunting those epithets

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>>563408617
>so they're gonna come here again

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>>563408745
I took ur img bwo

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reminder: witGOD implored f2p/low-spend to pull on Nishino Flower. his delivery of this piece of advice was the most earnest he had ever been, essentially begging and pleading for us to pull.

>>563409094
I think it's just because he likes little girls

>>563409094
Im going balls deep in her tight banner dw

Bueno Vista des

Buee Buee Buee Buee Buee Buee Buee Buee

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Aries Room
36950975
36950975

>>563409094
What if I only play end closers?

>>563409094
But then I can’t pull on Yaeno Muteki

>>563409094
I already got all the late surger parents I need, why would I go for a pace parent that only works on mile?

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>>563409175
she doesn't release until june 29th, you have time to build currency.

>>563406894
any and all adb interactions will leave behind orphaned processes, leave too many and the connection fails. Same reason sweepy kills itself after every career

>>563409297
the joke doesn't work if her name is plastered in the middle of the image bro

MEJIRO~ MEJIRO~
HIKARI NO MICHI WO

How does TB even work?

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>>563408023
restart_adb_server is not called in between killing the adb process and looking for the device on initial startup thoughbeit

>>563409384
joke?

>>563409403
creature

>>563409384
i was going to edit "Yaeno Muteki" text in its place but got lazy. can you just imagine i had and give me a revised reaction?

works on my machine. ldplayer

>>563409169
McQueen feet in my mouth

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https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2043343461064294563
they're actually doing these on time kinda? I expected it to be like a week later or something

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>>563409094
I'll be less competitive after this scenario anyway. I dont think I'll be building any parents until Onsen event onwards.

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when are we getting our next gold shards

>>563409639
skip staygold

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Guys, what’s the next good card to roll for? I’m ACTUALLY gonna quit if I don’t get anything new soon.

>>563409604
i thought Scarlet pieces was a dumb idea but I just realized that she's the only Oka Sho winner we have. Nishino is the next one and everyone else is on JP

>>563409783
CB wit. It's perfectly fine left at LB1

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>>563409539
Something something Bamteki Mumery

I got a draw in team trials
what the fuck, I didn't know that was a thing

>>563409783
f2p/low-spend metaslaves aren't pulling until july 9th.

>>563409783
CB Wit for Ends
Maru SPD for Fronts
Tachyon for Paces (Light Hello is also good for next scenario and will be on the same banner)
El Condor Pasa SPD is the next true general speed card on the level of Kitasan Black.

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>>563409783
but you don't even have full SS team yet

>>563409923
Whats that the throne banner lmao

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>>563409783
join us hoardCHADS

>>563409783
Double spark Bamboo/StP

>>563409992
light hello/tachyon

>>563409431
any adb calls starts the server btw
restart_adb_server() gets called when that fails to happen

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>>563406991
What about Daichi Ruby?

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I promise I won't masturbate today

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>>563406840

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>>563409094

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Sweepy I love youuiuu

>>563410139
I will masturbate twice as much to make up for your loss

>>563409992
throne banner is pure whalebait. will only last enough for 1 CM before grand live starts

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>>563410139
Promises are made to be broken

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>>563409169

>>563410203
im sure you could use throne in grand live if you wanted to

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>>563408626
>>563408809
here is what I'm using, my other cards are nowhere near maxed despite having the get any ticket
I think maybe I train too little or something

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Digitan LOVE

>>563407482
I bought a box of shadowverse x uma packs and got the twin turbo leader card and it made me the happiest I'd been in a while

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>>563410139
i masturbate while doing careers. get to work.

>>563410203
not even whales are going to pull on throne lol. it'll just be reroll bots.

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>>563409094
hmmmmm i think I'm going to byorrow her instead from the people that pulled her and nolife the game haha... sorry!!!

>>563410238
where are the double dominators

Mating press Tachy

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>>563410238
the ss hit 34 seconds of wit checks

>>563410238
>a seiun takes angling from a hag, a robot, and a shart
grim

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>>563410245
nyo... it's immediately useless after MANT. JP had a massive shitshow at the time when this happened, they dropped a giga broken scenario specific card only a month before the scenario ended and instantly rendered throne useless

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>>563406237
Attention all Trainers: Special Week is in great danger, and she needs your help to wipe out the chestnut horses at the Nakayama Racetrack, but to do this she needs a Gourmand and a Swinging Maestro. To help her, all she needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so Special Week can win Arima Kinen and achieve the epic Autumn Senior Triple Crown!

>>563410341
global doesn't play the game, anon. there will be no good rentals.

>>563410472
but we're still going to use TB for parent runs for like two more scenarios. throne becomes the ultimate parent card.

>>563410449
I will eat Tachyon’s pantyhose

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>>563409405
I like this teio
>>563409531
Hai?

>>563410545
Rape

>>563410545
>3 ears

>>563410472
eh i think its good, fighting spirit prudent positioning is kinda good.

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What if Oguri told you it was fine to touch her wherever, or kiss her.

>>563410353
>/uma/ rooms
>not being 10 fronts at least

>>563410659
There's just one attached to the hat. You don't think she'd just have a real ear sticking out like that, do you?

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>>563410551
I can hear his voice... MAKE IT STOP!
>>563410714
Then I'd touch her tail and head, wherever, or kiss her.

>>563410551
>the three digits on the back
jokes on you my card has those on the front with everything else now

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>>563410194
Trooper, I can only express my gratitude
>>563410228
If we don't follow our own rules, who will?
>>563410321
I'm already redoing my TTT

>>563410714
sex with oguri cap

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>>563410801
Can I see?

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>>563410472
Did cygames even plan for MANT? I cannot fathom how they made a scenario with no career objectives and still kept releasing umas with stories you couldn't read doing the current content.

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>>563411045
I like it actually because it means I can play new umas in MANT and not worry about having to slow it down for when actually reading it in URA, like you know how having it on 'Skip first time seeing this event' will slow it down automatically instead of having to manually do it

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Rape Mejiro Dober

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all done manually, ngl bros I'm slowly thinking of dropping out but sunk cost is a bitch.

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i want to kiss tachyon's feet. i've always thought it would mean more to her than anyone else.

>>563411279
which uma would have the hottest fem Torena?

>>563411236
what is this, do you get cash point rewards or something?

>>563411236
if you're not having fun with the game then just uninstall, retardanon.

Oguri doesn't even know what sex is.

>HE is shitting up the thread again

VF says shouldn't pull for Nishino

>>563410472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBiohr9pBP4

>>563411236
Sunk costs is another word for dangerous addiction.

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This is the run

>>563411376
obviously biko pegasus for that ss feeling

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WHY DIDNT YOU GIVE ME EVEN 2* WIT
WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE ONE STAR

>>563411587
Don't worry those whites are worthless anyway

>>563411437
i feel like you should listen to seriru more unless if you are a front fag cheater

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I hate what this game does to me. As soon as good things happen at the start of a run, I don't say "this is the run!" I say "how is the run going to fuck me now?"
There needs to be more rng mitigation mechanics

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>>563411464
i don't know japanese bwo

>>563410605
Shouldnt you just borrow it

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6 hours

>>563411437
good to know, will be pulling for nishino then

>>563411792
>There needs to be more rng mitigation mechanics
Your pocket planner? Your smart scale?

>>563410605
>but we're still going to use TB for parent runs for like two more scenarios.
Surely the newer scenarios will let you farm faster, right? Is MANT really worth the time investment at that point?

>>563411792
Rng mitigation is called whaling for an op deck
The cyjews designed this

6 hours till the pedos go in heat

>>563411927
I'll only give her my daily pulls or this succubus will drain me whole

>>563411810
if you're f2p/low-spend then your borrow for parent runs tend to be for a specific skill (spooky halo for uma stan, falcon for GW) or something generalist (yaeno muteki). throne will allow you to print out SS and over parents which doubles your white-spark rates.

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>>563411501
Never before has a run been this much of the run

>>563411927
i will go to pity if i must

>>563412002
I'm literally leaking precum

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>>563411437
Why should /uma/ trust a triple frontfag paypig? Sprint and Miles are the most honest CMs

>>563412076
proof?

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>>563411927
Cute rabi.

>>563408575
I want to get raped by an uma. Preferably daily or close to it. Do you have a trainee for me?

>>563411982
>Is MANT really worth the time investment at that point?
When spark reroll comes out, yes

>why would /uma/ trust a thirdie tranny that is a paypag and a MEDICAL SCHOOL DROPOUT
because they can relate

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>>563406456
if you were not training an uggo like Brian, you could've achieved an S rank uma

Gold City feet in my mouth

>>563411792
Spark rerolls alone would mitigate a lot of the feeling of a run being bricked.

>>563411437
>Brown retard says you shouldn't be pulling for a pace parent that is still used to this very day and that doesn't have to deal with Taiki Shuttle's dogshit base affinity
>>563412182
trvthnvke my fellow A10 aryan warrior

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>>563411236
Sunk cost fallacy doesn't mean shit if you're not having fun bro, I got burned out on FGO and Dokkan and it also took me a while to ditch them, now I just do FGO when story drops an Dokkan can stay in the grave where it belongs.

>>563411437
I will pull for Nishino because she's SEX
I don't care what that retard says

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>>563412101
based and luckgem sprintKINO skillgem mileKINO pilled

>>563412182
I'm the first and last things but maybe that's enough to know he's full of shit

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>>563412106
You just want to see my penis which is not very big and I doubt that it's average.

i just like triggering turbo normies with a full loli team with a full loli gametag

>>563412190
shichi is a footLORD uma? can you elaborate?

>>563411982
TB stays the parent-running scenario because of the high-affinity outputs. future scenarios will have you hardly racing.

>nishino skippers thinking they could just borrow
Enjoy clicking greyed out follow buttons

>>563412182
Can't relate, I finished med school.

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>>563412186
Maya lost

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>>563412301
and? don't assume everyone likes it big. now show it before I get mad

vf be like im f2p 90% wr. then he pigs out and gets sub 80% playing the most bullshit style for winrate farming

>>563412182
Isnt it better VFs hiding in his home than getting drafted to die against China?

>>563412362
I skipped Seiun and got her randomly anyway. You can't unnerve me.

So is Nishino actually cunny like Sweep and Maya or is she just a small woman like Taishin and Tama? Her lobby conversations and the valentines event make her seem more like the latter. Very ladylike, like Grass or the Mejiros, and maybe even a bit motherly even like Creek. Not an uoh-able personality at all.

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Are we talking about cocks again?

>>563412305
I unfortunately share a space with turbo normies like these so that would be unfathomably based anon

/uma/ needs to have a cock comparison right now.

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>3 careers in a row where I didn't finish a single SSR chain with 3 SSR cards.
Is the game bugged or something?

>>563412513
She's literally the youngest uma so far

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>>563412391
No, it is not cute. Go away doberposter

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>>563411437
What happened to rolling for umas you like?

>>563412101
/uma/ still not beating the "kino is whatever the current CM is not" allegations

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>monthly penis inspection is this week

>>563412513
Just imagine loli Creek

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>>563411927
this place made me go from somewhat wanting her to needing her
is this what a successful psyop feels like?

>>563412568
I understand why she's called NTR now because she keeps cucking me out of Firm Course Menace

>>563412513
nishino is like cunny ojousama not bratty and more motherly.

>>563412313
No, I just want to lick her feet

>>563412513
motherly loli

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>>563412513
She's a grade schooler

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>>563412516
Yeah, and how I'll stick mine into Buee Buee Buee over and over

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>>563411437
I asked our senpais in their thread before and apparently she's really recommended as a parent. I'll try rolling her later

>>563412593
Is there an canon in-universe age list somewhere?

>>563412665
it's why the interns get paid the big bucks.

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>>563412620
UGH

>>563412391
Dober wouldn't say this

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>>563412658
>Just imagine loli Creek

>>563412513
The joke is she's a child that talks like she's as old as Maruzensky. But she is still a child.

What's the joke on dober?

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>>563412513

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Do you treat posts with uma reaction images as if they're the uma themselves posting it?

>>563412919
Mejiro Bicycle

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>>563412928
>started racing at 2 years old

>>563412919
the joke is how easy it is to get in her pants.

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>>563412928

sorry for flatlining 4 days in a row danchou I was doing GW haha... and I think I'm gonna take this day off too haha

>>563412658
>>563412682
>>563412703
>>563412872
Hmm, I see. I don't think I've really seen this loli archetype around much. Are there any other popular game/anime examples? Like I know lolibaba is a thing, but this doesn't seem the same.
>>563412928
Naruhodo

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Has anyone here gotten SS+ or UG with a 50RB deck cause I've never gotten there with mine. But with as long as a run is agreeable I can hit SS consistently.

>>563410472
>only a month before the scenario ended
wrong, it was two weeks and retarded japs still rolled knowing scenarios only lasted 6 months at the time. also THRONE is not even that strong as people make it out to be

>>563413267
I can't get SS with a fucking 60 RB deck

>>563413078
Anon that's all thoroughbreds

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Why is stamina debuff back in meta? A lot of people are Mayano's 2nd alt for the dirt CM because she has a 7.5% recovery in her ult

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>>563413442
shut up don't make fun of me

yeah i’ll be throughly breeding her for sure

>>563413267
just try to get fast learner and run 35-40 races and you can get there easily if the trainings are not too mediocre

>failed double rainbow empowering weight 4%
Aaaand that's a give up. Sorry Danchou

>>563411982
he's talking out of his ass. URA gets a massive update once GL hits and it becomes THE farming scenario as it comes with like 8 different white sparks (not counting the URA spark itself) all of them giving a skill

>>563413267
ug is triple 1200 or a little less with fl

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>>563413554
dumb

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>>563413230
Male (and thus more twisted) example but the 12 year old kid from Cowboy Bebop who got exposed to space-time distortion 50 years in the past which caused his body to stop aging and made him effectively immune to injury. He acted like a kid as a front but in reality he was a psychopath who thought nothing of human life as he barely qualified as human anymore.