THEY DO LOTS OF THINGS

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Sex with Venator

>>563691038
close enough

she's a degenerate whore is my point

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>>563690829
In THIS thread, we love Silver

>>563691167
Insane anatomy look at his midget arms

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Thoughts on my build? No SS, no dash

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We've got them!

>>563691339
Looks pretty standard, berserker is the most important part of m1 geist and the rest is actually very optional outside of getting enough stats.

>>563691339
>fleetfoot in big 2026
meme

KEEP FARTING, MAURICE!

>gunbop carry is possibly going to win a pro match tonight
its over...

>>563691339
you procced headhunter 1 time in this webm

>Bebop sitting behind a corner with hook abusing third person
Kek.

Mirage still S tier after nerfs?

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>>563691538
lol you're right. Idk what it is about Mo, maybe it's because he has two heads I hover between the two

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYcTS34aVa8

LOOK AT THAT OLD MINA ULT
WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN KINO

I don't know if the Bebop is just that good or if Floormen is bad but those hooks are insane

>>563691725
what dont you like about spellslinger? I feel like thats always a huge powerspike for her

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What the fuck.

>>563691753
what the fuck paradox had chronosphere???

I build toxic bullets heal bane on pretty much every hero at this point. Once you've experienced the statcheck mo walking at you without anti heal it's lesson learned.

>>563691753
we could've gotten actual bat mina...

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Vindicta is fun to play but she has zero carry potential outside of small emblem ranks. She can poke, but she can't follow through unless your team can get them below 50%hp. I forgot dispel magic works on yamato grapple but even if I died less it wouldn't have changed anything.

>>563691870
Yamato buffs when

>>563691753
should give each hero 2-3 abilities per slot and let you roll your own there as well

>>563692116
never hopefully

>13 min queue
Why make me wait, any 2-3 retard teammates will do, just let me play ffs

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What did he mean by this?

>>563691813
It looks like his best character is bebop, it'd be funny if they started to waste bans on trying to prevent it because he is at least ok on a bunch of other stuff

yo why does this nigga pocket have a walk animation like he's tryna let a quiet fart out

bepop is getting nerfed again

>floormen threw on purpose by putting their only good player on rem

>Bebop in a night shift match
>Bebop winning a night shift match
>Bebop MVP in a night shift match
What time line is this.

>>563692394
not unheard of sissy

>>563692275
What do you think affliction is? He just splatters you with shit before vanishing into his shit soaked briefcase

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Seven seems to be a cool champ aswell if you also like victor.
Just press the ball lightning button

ranking systems are a scourge on gaming

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i love victor

>>563692527
>seven in brawl
You get nothing, you lose, good day sir

>>563692478
I thought he was asian, not indian

>>563692394
All they had to do was reduce his gun's spin up time and now he's a m1gger.

Maybe Icefrog has a point, hooks and black holes will always be unbalanced but damn they are fun as fuck to watch.

>>563692614
Indians are Asian technically

>>563692527
>Posting RNG gamemode clips and acting like that's a show of skill or strength.

>>563692639
Get this nigger worship garbage out of my sight.

>>563692643
Erebus has been playing gunbop for a while

>>563691753
Is Gunslinger still forthcoming?

>>563692394
>bebop's pro builds kept getting buffed slowly forever
>fpsl has a guy who really likes bebop and its strong enough for him to find success with it again
not much to say there

>>563692546
MMR systems in general are. Its time to accept that zoomers took over the internet and they constantly need to validate themselve somehow with some invisible metrics.
Imagine someone caring about an invisible virgin score metric

The MMR system just fucked everyones sense of progression and took a fun part out of the game

>>563691912
>>563691753
aghs upgrade
trust the plan

>>563692639
Canon

>>563692680
On a scale from 1 to 10: How insecure are you and how short is your cock?

>>563691753
>Bat mina
Malganis ult from HOTS kek.

>>563692742
>this nigga loves having his shit pushed in by one high skilled player in his lobby

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>>563691814
Too meta, I'm bored of it. Nah, it's just that it does something Geist is already good at (long safe fights). It also doesn't help her survivability (the most important thing of solo queue Geist imo). And it's too expensive on top of that having no prerequisite items.

So I wanted to build more frontloaded. SS is better on Geist than anyone else probably but I think it's better on paper than in practice. I find that the fights are usually decided before you get those coveted 6 stacks and because you need a build up it makes it harded for you to be a spearhead/initiator—something I build for

I've been replacing it (build order-wise) with tempo: Gives you spirit resist, gives you fire rate, move speed, and better healing. Pretty much everything Geist wants. You already shit out damage as Geist, so whenever I die as Geist I rarely thinkg "if only I had 66% more firerate". It's usually because you got bursted and CC'd down right at the start or couldn't escape a bad position.

I am a Frenzy defender till I die.

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Drew a Meenah

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that faggot eido lost them the bo1

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>>563692854
Pretty insecure but my dick IS around 7 inches so I guess I got that going for me.

This game has broken me mentally

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>>563692527
Ignore the haters, brawlbro

>>563692975
tits too big

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Seven has got to be the most cowardly brawl pick aside from maybe Paige

>>563693043
Had some of the worst matches in weeks yesterday and some of the best today it really is a rollercoaster at times.

>>563692975
Well done draw, but yeah, tits too big

>>563691167
Calm down Mina!

>>563692913
It was never like that though. You'd be new to the game and got screwed over by entire lobby, then you were one of the average players in the lobby while 2 carry and another time you the one that carried.
You could really see yourself getting better and starting to be come the guy.
This shit is just casino flipping around without any sense of progression untill you randomly go on a smurf and actually see the improvements

If you want to win, get gud and thats it. I hate this cuck pandering so much to give everyone the fairest experience and a chance to win so everyone can feel without ever achiving good in his 50% winrate dumb addicted gameplay

/ss/ilver

>>563693043
We know Metro

>>563692975
STOP FEEDING THE MINA

Ive been spamming Holliday in street brawl and shes so fun what the fuck

Why did no one tell me

>>563693151
I lost five games today. All total stomps.

>>563691260
"We" being the transgirls of r/deadlock of course!

>>563693075
Shillversisters we're so weak, we must beg for more buffs...

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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>563692975
she has no eyebrows...

>>563693293
she's not point and click so 90% of the playerbase doesn't know what she does

>>563692975
>>563693340
boobs mina boobs

why does a sherriff have a bounce pad and barrels filled with dynamite? makes no sense

>>563693293
everyone goes after me the second I cancel an ult with lasso, especially lash players lel

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Why does she keep losing?

>>563693442
looney tunes game
looney tunes characters

Floormen's draft feels schizophrenic

>>563693171
Canon.

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>>563693075
Brawlplayers are the real high elo of deadlock. ""Having Fun"" is the best you could achive in a game
I pity all the rankedchuds that are already cock obsessed in a game that didnt even officially release.
Its like they dont know that they'dd end up virgin with 40 yet

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>>563693308
wolfbroken

>>563691167
demihumans all cool until the rooftops start speaking latin

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>>563693530
Bebops head game is getting even sloppier than the French queen of blowjobs

>>563693568
looks like the most bog standard draft for the current meta outside of warden really

>>563693631
How the FUCK do you win against blowjob and jerking off machine though.

>>563693530
I hate her ult so fucking much.

>>563692975
Redditors will always complain about her boobs being big

>>563693170
it was "never like that" because in old titles you had servers and there were public servers where all the kids and shitters were playing for fun and pro servers, usually password protected where real players were. And playerbase was insanely small compared to literal millions of people now.

And you also were playing with like small handful of players within 100km of you instead of whole fucking planet earth. In a small sample size like that majority of players would be somewhere in the middle of the bell curve of skill. That's why when you popped on you favorite 2fort_only_alamaba_sisterfuckers server you saw same 20 people every day. Small playerbase + small sample size from your immediate area.

dommy handjob from Geist
maybe a little mean

>>563692639
is there a mod for this yet?

>>563691339
tanks fighting is so funny. Mo took 9000 damage, and Geist took 7000 damage with 2000 health to spare

>>563693849
I don't think Oathkeeper would like that

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>they claim to play brawl for fun
>proceed to pick lane Hitler, lane Mussolini, and lane Hirohito
Yeah, your "fun" is ass raping people who're actually playing for fun

>>563692639
Subhuman tranny

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>>563693849
imagine her pinching and squeezing it and giving it a little slap

with spit

>>563692131
Honestly yeah, getting to set up a load out of skills would be very cool.

>>563692639
>trashy tattoo whore
>is a whore with trashy tattoos
leave mina alone but celeste deserves it

Spirit or Orange Abrams

>>563692639
When are we getting a proper BBC hero? Infernus doesn't count.

>Rape people in Brawl
>Feel good about being a rapist, have fun being a rapist
>Rape victim utters some shit like "I-I'm just playing for fun"
>Do a real belly laugh

every emissary game has a 1v1 support battle going on in the jungle when the game is about to end

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>NA match
>friendly jokes, compliments to the enemy
>EU match
>team who literally paused last weeks game in order to bug abuse better calling the other team "monkeys" for pausing

>>563693818
it was exactly like i said. nobody cares about your edgy closed party wannabee pro clanwar group

Does this general usually have a jeet problem?

Silver's hairy armpits...

>>563693853
I wish, I would actually start maining Celeste

>>563693609
I want to be wolfbroken iykwim

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>>563694370

>>563694362
That's /vg/ problem in general

>>563694362
There's this one faggot who shows up to spam AI slop

Mina should unironically have d cups

>>563694092
>>563692131
>>563691753
Hots talents gamemode?

Mina should unironically have a small dick

>>563692975
milk

mirage about to go 6-0
nice game yoshi

>>563693997
>You can only play the game for fun if you pick the champs i consider weak and not the champs i consider to strong because my peak is plastic 0 and im unable ti improve

VALVE IS STILL IN HAWAII
FUUUUUUUUCK

>>563693665
I AM REBORN

>>563694362
At the moment that seems to be the case

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>>563693340
Guh... Thanks Anon.

>>563694491
-1 damage to tornado coming next patch

Sometimes I'm amazed how people manage to constantly create teamfight on literally nowhere with no objective to achieve

>>563694425
>>563694453
this

Imagine all these metaslaves and tryhard league of legends tourist ending up in bronze elo once the game actually releases and thered a real ranked mode

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LMAO

>>563694707
E6 players will likely stay E6 as much as you don't like it

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Death to all troons

Why are tranny freaks like this?

Vindicta T5 assassinate should let you shoot through wall with reduced damage

>>563693075
>>563692527
>brawl
you might as well just roll dice or draw cards randomly to entertain yourself

>>563694863
>as much as you don't like it
i dont care about anyones virgin score at all
they could be uranium20 and they still never see pussy in their life

>>563693981
Are you joking? Oathkeeper's the one making her do it.

>>563695005
if you didnt care you wouldnt be opening a basketweaving forum to post your fanfic about them plummeting to bronze when the game has a "real ranked mode"

>>563694550
I was literally just thinking of leaving feedback about this but Geist's ult lines are mostly kinda lame. Other than "I WANT YOUR SOUL!!!"(one of the best lines in the game imo) they're mostly pretty weak

Considering her ult is the only one that's better at low health, you'd think her desperation lines would be a good chance for her to be really evil, show a bit of oathkeeper's hunger

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>>563695005
>fantasizing to yourself about other players hypothetical future ranks
>don't care at all

>>563695024
>oathkeeper except fueled by cum instead of souls
>geist who has to constantly drain men of their sperm in order to maintain her youth
need this skin

>>563695080
Nice conclusion based on pure retardation. You fail to interpret the most easy to read post ever written.
You should propably start to read books, its not to late

>>563695192
ok man keep having those fantasies about other peoples ranks weird fag lol

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this is my friend's graves build, say something nice about it.

>>563695282
I want trophytroons to hang themselves

is there any point to having Cheat Death in the game beyond giving Doorman a tool to be even more of an annoying cunt?

>>563691339
The panic ult when he realizes he's not winning

>>563695282
what is echo shart even for
>wall
why do you need echo shart for that

seekerGAWDS get mad pussy

>>563695282
>doesn't hit green breakpoint
feed your friend into a wood chipper

>>563695282
Bro still playing on 2 zombies per wall patch.

>>563695450
I still don't know why that was nerf, 2 zombie are fucking nothing and will die in the middle of AoE slopfest

>>563695282
i see this nigger in my lane i'm running it down

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and here's my other friend's viscous build

you don't even win by teamfighting with graves anyway, you win by avoiding the teamfight and raping whatever is undefended in the meantime

silver and mirage downplayers... we won!

>>563695640
you oughta tell your friends about the 4.8k investment

>>563695681
You would win with anything if enemies are retards and left objective undefended

>>563695640
why are these people your friends

>>563695570
in 1v1 scenario you could rape
>drop wall
>2 zombies instantly home in on caught player
>echo
>another wall
>2 more zombies
>pretty much unavoidable 3k damage

>>563695736
I have, multiple times

Why does Gunbop work in pro play but it doesn't work when I try it? Is it because I'm bad at aiming?

Our guy Lefaa, a confirmed N-word allchatter, has won!

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Has anyone else been having long queue timers today?

>>563695798
you can't make someone else become more intelligent
maybe he's a fun guy other than being retarded

>>563695790
happens all the time for me

broolers gonna brool (in a sidelane over nothing)

>>563695841
its a shooter, all the pros at minimum need extremely high gun accuracy including the support players.

>>563695896
I feel like retards are generally unfun

>>563695790
Retards already let walkers die for free at minute 10 the amount of lane pressure Graves can put on the average solo queue team just by pressing 4 is not to be underestimated. Once she has put down that gravestone someone is forced to react to it, it's as if Grey Talon's bird could splitpush basically.

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Test concluded, he is still strong.

>>563692639
I NEED celeste to string me along until I fall in lover with her, get in a relationship with me, reshape my mind and body to become completely emotionally and sexually dependent on her, and then brutally cuck me

>>563695790
I don't know what the fuck you're supposed to do if you're playing Kelvin and can't 1v1 someone at the walker

>>563696106
Celeste would unironically fucking never.

>>563696140
That's why you play beammaxxing

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>>563696106
Celeste would give other men lap dances whole you watched

This subhuman fucking tranny

>>563696285
Enough about yourself

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>Celsius + Warden lane

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>>563696342
>Celsius

>nicest girl in the cast next to Ivy
>durrr what if ntr

>>563696410
His full name is Kelvin Fahrenheit Celsius

>>563696420
It's just how tranny freaks are

>>563696106
>>563696253
Only m*na and whoreiday would do that. Celeste is squarely in the "loyal and wont cheat on you" camp (other residents include: ivy, vindicta, miku)

>>563696464
mmm... KFC...

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>>563696342
>Tombs + Apollo lane

>got slow hexed
>VROOM
>FACE ME AND DIE
How should I respond

>>563696420
>performer in slutty clothes with tattoos
>everything about her broadcasts her desire for attention
she's 'nice' to everyone because she has needs

>>563691725
KEK

>>563696420
>>563696506
Obviously a circus acrobat with tattoos all over and as much skin exposed as possible is gonna be a whore, the fuck. Do you guys often get played by women

>>563696587
dashjump away, warpstone, dispel, counterspell the cage latch,

>>563696748
Who cares about any of that shit. The problem is the subhuman trannies posting their fucking fetishes.

investment is a trap and i'm tired of pretending otherwise

>>563696506
>miku
>the biggest sociopath in the entire cast

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is Sexless Rajesh like this

>>563696587
dispel magic is mandatory once he maxes cage

>>563696858
It's a either a white trans freak or it's the black

>>563696506
>vindicta
>miku
holy cope
ivy and celeste are 100% that though

>>563696828
Mentally ill autogynephiliacs ritualposting their degenerate fetishes for attention is the fate of most generals, sadly.

if you get caught in the green or yellow enemy walker you're most likely getting raped but the blue walker you can push the wave and go to the right side and it's an easy escape 9 times out of 10, why is it like that

>>563696832
true

Anyone else always distracted by Graves' MASSIVE nose?

>>563696987
>Pushing the central lane is safest
Anon, I..

>>563693665
>last one to respond becomes geist ulty sacrifice

>>563696987
Blue walker has an easier escape in exchange for potentially being collapsed on from both sides.

>>563696832
>breaks the cost-benefit evaluation
investing in shit you don't need is a trap but literally everyone should hit their green breakpoint and if you buy more than a t1 in orange/spirit you're throwing your buy in cost into a fire if you don't then hit the breakpoint

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>play support
>no one pushes lanes
>play victor
>everyone takes sidelanes
fuck my life bro

In dota/league I like to leave one minion left alive in enemy jungle camps so the whole thing doesn't respawn, does that work in this game too?

>>563693997
>brawl
>enemy has lash
might as well spawn me under their walker

>>563696938
>dispel magic becoming mandatory nearly every game
wow... nice game...

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>>563696342
>rutger+cadence lane

>>563697170
>if you buy more than a t1 in orange/spirit you're throwing your buy in cost into a fire if you don't then hit the breakpoint
nooo you cant just buy something that synergizes with your build for cheap, you have to buy a t3 and waste 3200 souls and a slot so you get 2.3 extra damage per bullet!!!

>>563697185
Yeh.

>>563697178
>play support
>push lanes and efficiently farm nearby boxes/sinners
>show up to fights with a suite of rape items
never complain about free networth. you always want it in your own hands rather than that of a braindead team mate

when the fuck is valve coming back from hawaii im going insane

>I WANT YOUR CUUUUUUUM

>Get a kill as Mina
>I remember what you did
>Get a kill as Graves
>I remember what you did
>Get a kill as Doorman
>I remember what you did

Ok, is that this games "here's [theme] in your eye!"

>>563697068
its not the size but the shape

>>563697258
yes
use your gun you useless bum
>b-but im a support!
yeah and your gun does 200 dps because you bought two (2) whole items. wake up and pick up your mouse
if you're absolutely allergic to gun, don't buy gun items

The clash between the solemn personality of Holiday and the nintendo wahoo jumpad barrel throws is so fucking funny

I think I'm the only person who use Paige ult from sidelane toward teamfight

>>563697401
>"here's [theme] in your eye!"
qrd?

>>563691339
>>563691725
I love camping the sidelanes. Retards will go there one by one and 1v1 you. If you're playing Drifter it's easy stacks.

>>563697608
dotards need eyedrops

Do you enjoy the Marvels tier writing of witty dialog the heroes have with one another?

>>563697549
noobs fail to realize that simply running at the enemy from the sides or behind is immensely beneficial
when you watch games below phantom or so, people try to force teamfights literally just running at the enemy team from the front, it's wild

>>563697546
I hope they never change it

>>563697549
because it's retarded

>>563697546
if I find my target, I won't take them in. I'll put them down
>BOING

>>563697698
No I mean when I'm too far away to join the fight, I just send ult their way

>>563697549
I see it quite often

>>563697663
nah deadlock's is way better because every character's dialogue is unique and doesn't have the same corny sarcasm

>>563697663
name one moba with le epic good writing. Hell name one video game.

>>563697663
The newer tumblr ones like apollo/graves are pretty fucking dogshit but anything involving Drifter or Lash is usually decent.

>>563697897
they have dogshit design from top to bottom, I wonder how the next patch will be

>>563697854
bioshock infinite

>>563697993
>capitalism is...le bad
SO DEEP BRO

>bioshock infinite

>>563698061
didactic storytelling is 90% of all writing and if you're against it you're a pseud
that being said bioshock infinite is dogshit

>>563697663
I have several friends who played rivals and overwatch and etc... who would go. "Yeahhh idk about that..." when I told them deadlock's character interactions were better and after getting them into deadlock or they checked out voice interaction videos every single one of them went "no actually you were right".

Why the fuck is Mohamed Kareem circle go through wall, fuck you yoshi

>>563698061
Akshually, Bioshock Infinite was about how wypipo and America bad, not really capitalism. You forgot to put on your media literacy hat.

>>563698138
you're just playing thesaurus-fu

of course didactic storytelling can be good but it can also be shitty and bad. There's a difference between Atlas Shrugged and Shen Yun. Both are technically "didactic stories"

>>563697506
went up against candlemaxxing rem who got mvp
is full weapon ever not viable?

>>563697663
Yes
>Marvel tier
You have no idea what that actually means, kid.

>>563698363
there's nothing thesaurus about it, it's the default term to refer to a story with that communicates a moral of lesson
the issue with bioshock infinite is that it's garbage, not that it has a X is le bad theme

>>563697663
all I know is drifters voice is turning me gay

>>563698398
in alchemist probably not

>>563697897
Graves' is perfect for how she looks, you may not like it personally, but it's objectively not dogshit

>>563693368
>she's not point and click
But anon i build her 3

your pattern recognition is lacking if you think deadlock banter is like marvel because there's 2 or 3 witty zinger characters

>>563697663
Whats marvel about it

>>563697663
Deadlock's characters are why I got into the game to begin with.
>>563698334
Wasn't the black chick rebel leader portrayed as becoming a over-zealous murderer wanting to butcher the big capitalist villain's kid and elizabeth stabbed her in the back to stop it.

>>563698524
my point is, if you don't convey the morals or lesson then it's still shitty. I read your post as saying "it's didactic, therefore it's good." I'm saying just because a story is didactic doesn't automatically make it good.

>>563698587
what items are different from the barrel build?

>>563698398
its strong to have a team composition with utility and functionality other than holds m1
as a solo queue player you should go full gun every game until you hit a rank where you feel like the average player in your matches can aim in any capacity

The only badly written hero is wraith

Ironically despite being another niggress Calico is actually written well

>>563697964
>So Infernus, there's blue & red ixians, but you seem to be the sunburnt type, is that due to the fire thing or do xiggers exist too? Does that mean there's raixism too? I better hide my whip away then might bring up some trauma haha
How is this not great dialogue? Valve knocked it out of the park

>>563698587
what the...
just go a normal barrel build into spell slinger + spiritual overflow like a sane person
her 3 is such a non ability

>>563697897
Apollo is really not bad at all.
Graves has some big stinkers though but I suppose band kids probably did exist in the 40s so whatever. I hate her character but I can't hate her writing. They aced the obnoxious shitty weirdo kid with rich parents personality.

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Just won my first game with Victor.
It was lots of fun.

>>563699068
How hard did you press W

>>563697897
>>563699056
Apollo is fucking great as an Ixian nationalist
Graves is too much but the fact that all the other heroes shit on her for being groomed by a Lich is based

Most of the new batch of heroes have problems writing wise. But REM and Paige are the biggest turds when it comes to the damage they’ve done to the game’s writing

>>563697897
>>563699056
>>563699178
Paige is worse than graves desu.

Rem's writing would be a lot better if he had some semblance of a sinister side. As it stands, he's just one-dimensional heckin' cute chungus shit.

>>563691725
The bumping into the wall really makes me suspect you’re drunk

>4chaner writing criticism hour

>>563699068
Based.

All of the worst characters are obvious self inserts of some dev

>>563699330
>LE SUBVERSIVE EVIL CHINGUS
Come on bro

>>563692975
>>563693340
>>563694608
the entire appeal of mina is that she is CUTE and PETITE and has SMALL TO MEDIUM TITS go take your mommy-issue-derived fascination with huge breasts to some hag like geist

>>563699496
Yeah, the idea would be to excise all of the chungus shit.

>>563699503
Mina aesthetically looks better with bigger tits

>>563699496
you prefer the sesame street version?

>>563699330
dogshit idea

>>563699503
Shut the fuck up Reddit faggot.

>>563699628
Its a child

Rem being a wholesome chungus baby is bad. If he was a mischievous but cute sleep paralysis demon, that wouldve been kino

>noo you must be morally grey character
I'm tired boss

>>563699330
>viscous' writing would be a lot better if he had some semblance of a sinister side. As it stands, he's just one-dimensional heckin' cute chungus shit.
FTFY

I want to lick Graves' white bush.

>>563699724
I remember the leaks said his wish was to make all of nyc have a good night's sleep, but the adorkable chungus audience is more important

>>563699724
Sorry, but Valve wants the baby yoda audience, so all you get is whole chungus baby

>>563699832
>t. Apollo

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>>563699503
This is you

Games should just end automatically based on a scaling soul deficit. Any time you look at the scoreboard and see something like 43k v 62k or 128k v 150k you can immediately predict the outcome of the game with 99% accuracy. Killing the patron is a useless formality that wastes everyone's time

>>563699717
in an M rated video game

>>563699330
>>563699819
Do we really need two heckin' cute chungus characters?

>>563699897
go back to league

>>563699893
no retard, put her in a bikini for all I care, small tits on a petite frame are just sexier than bolt-ons

venator makes me want a theologian character
his whole thing where he's a murderous soldier and zealot is massively downplayed to be a wholesome chungus priest daddy
I want a proper christcuck chud. give us an ascetic monk who has spent the last 30 years in monastic seclusion and is being pulled back into society for the ritual

>>563700000
>he's a murderous soldier
retard

>>563700000
>wholesome chungus
This phrase has lost all meaning

>I don't know what you are, but you have money

>>563700000
that/s essentially just warden 3bh

>>563700000
I cant argue with these numbers, but along with this comes a warden rework where they make him a secluded schizo hermit alchemist guy

>>563700000
>his whole thing where he's a murderous soldier and zealot is massively downplayed to be a wholesome chungus priest daddy
You misread the character if you think he's some bloodthirsty maniac

>>563700050
his voicelines for enemies are super aggressive. he even threatens rem. have you not seen his low health portrait?
>>563700078
>respects your heckin pronouns
>is friendly and polite to most monsters despite hating monsters

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Does he have autism?

>>563700081
female rem be like

I like how when rem kill Mirage, he just yell for the Djinn

>>563700204
Yes, that's why the Patrons canonically can't read him, and the normie heroes don't like him.

He's literally me.

>>563700203
>Young man, I don't care about the circumstances of your birth, I care about who you are. I don't give a damn if you look like a monster… but if you act like one, I will put you down.
Failed the media literacy check award

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>>563700050
>>563700154
He kind of is a battle maniac
Like yeah he's obviously more than just a combat monkey but you can tell volvo are leaning into some shooter protag tropes with him(as well as a few others like the occasional Castlevania or Boondock Saints reference)

>Young they/them, I don't care about the circumstances of your birth, I care about what you feel are. I don't give a damn if you look like a man… but if you misgender Pocket, I will put you down.

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why is she so bratty?

>>563700203
he's not a soldier, retard
he's a special agent
>durr that's the same
no it isn't

>>563699893
Celeste or Silver main, call it

>>563700462
trannies like paige, too

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>new co-op pve mode to be quite familiar with roguelike twists

>>563700078
I agree with that statement

>>563700204
>normie heroes don't like him
>can't socialize
>larps as a cop while wearing a uniform
>spent his entire life in seclusion
yeah I guess?

>>563700425
rich thrillseeker with no real skin in the game

>>563700546
Trannies don't like anything, they just want to project mental illness into fiction, and move on to next one when they are done damaging it

>>563699948
do we need all characters to be broody, edgy and cynical like you want them to be, faglord?