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where is my FUCKING chapter 5

I think Kris Susie Noelle and Ralsei should all end up dating brand new characters that are introduced in the last 30 minutes of chapter 7. Making 0 people happy.

How many of you plan to kill yourselves when you’re 70+ years old? I am and I’ll probably listen to Don’t Forget before I pull the trigger

Deltarune would be better if Kris and Ralsei had their meager bulges on display and characters commented on them frequently.

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doomin'

I accidentally ate the chapter 5 I hope no one was angrily waiting for that.

>>563766709
boner

>>563766816
damn you fat fave

>>563766667
I won't live past 40, which means I won't be able to play Chapter 5

I love fish

>>563766667
gay

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gote

>>563766667
My hearts will out by 55. It runs in the family.

>>563766654
I think a second female ralsei (The only difference is this one is wearing a red bow) should walk onscreen and ralsei instantly leaves the party to ask her on a date and become a side character for the rest of the game

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>>563766887
Holy fish

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>>563766680
truke

How does Sans have the Undertale post credits I have places to be ending photo before it happens if he doesn't have Remember Resets

>>563766987
I’d laugh so hard at that honestly

when fave thinks of kris they get sent into a hormonal craze with an unspeakable urge to fuck kris until they can't walk and wonders if this is what it's like for an animal in heat that can barely think coherently

>>563766283
Posting this again because I didnt realize thread was almost over
Also to add to it, chapter 4 made it a point that smiling isnt exclusively a good thing with Ralsei's whole bit

>>563767238
Fave is presumably female.

fun fact: "sans", famous deltarune background character, is a reference to "sans" from undertale

who is fave

baby don't hurt me

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>>563766354
Hoo...

have you heard of the high faves

Would you call sans a nigger if he was black

>>563766667
I wish to die when I'm around mid 30s or just started my 40s, no point in waiting longer than that

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>>563767685
...man!

Liberal
Liberal
Liberal
Liberal
Happy fun, la la la, human smuggling, lightner deaths
F-Forced government faveanasia

>>563766667
grim

>>563766667
I wanna be the old fart in a wheelchair that pisses people off simply by being alive at his age

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>A kris can be divided into three parts: blade (bilah or wilah), hilt (hulu), and sheath (warangka). Each part of the kris is considered a piece of art, often carved in meticulous detail and (or) made from various materials: metal, precious or rare types of wood, or gold or ivory.
>Each part of the kris is considered a piece of art
>Carved in meticulous detail
>made from various materials
>Both a weapon and spiritual object, kris are often considered to have an essence or presence, considered to possess magical powers, with some blades possessing good luck and others possessing bad.
>weapon and spiritual object
>considered to have an essence or presence
>possess magical powers
>possessing good luck
>or bad luck

AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TOBY WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN????

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I LOVE NOELLE

Will they keep the scene wherein Undyne rapes Kris and has a child when they adapt the Deltarune video game?

>>563766891
>>563767935
Life is grim and gay, unfortunately. Hopefully when I die I get isekai’d into an actual world that’s good buttt we all know that’s not going to happen

>>563767093
kris if he golden age capeshit

>>563768152
I'd recommend dying to a resurrected japanese swordsman in a death martial arts match
that increases your chances of getting isekai'd
even better if you've learned chinese martial arts

>>563768123
I hope they keep the plotline where Susie impregnates a Darkner because she actually has a penis while in the dark world.

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>>563767990
>A kris can be divided into three parts

>>563766667
i will become immortal so if one day i will meet aliens, i will tell them about deltarune and undertal

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>>563766667
I probably wont even make it to my 40's. Either i'll break the matrix or an hero.
I'll reminisce on this game a lot when it ends.
My last memory will probably be in the judgement hall.

killing yourself is cringe and talking about it like you're a tragic protagonist is even cringier you're not ryan gosling in blade runner

>>563768286
For me, it's the plot point about Kris being stuck in a Dark World for a few weeks while years pass in the Light World, and when they leave they have been cucked in all the ways someone can be cucked

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>>563764865
mettaton would probably have a really good dynamic with flowey, considering he apparently cared so little about sainted asriel he desecrated his memorial fountain

>>563768337
AND WE PICK THREE BODY PARTS IN THE VESSEL CREATOR, HEAD, BODY AND LEGS
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!!!

>>563768671
Never thought about that. You can't even attribute it to Asriel's existence not being common knowledge because all the monsters in New Home know about him. So Mettaton is oblivious out of his arrogance or he simply does not give a FUCK about the King's dead child

>>563768664
I actually enjoyed the faveboot arc as a fun what-if story, but the whole thing with Susie dating Berdly while Kris was away was just gratuitous and I hope it get changed at least a little bit.

>>563768593
Synau I’m the main character me and my guys we all killing ourselves we’re emo BITCH

>>563768671
>Mettaton as the teenage drama queen
>Flowey as the scumbag younger brother
>Alphys as the put-upon mom

>>563769041
Sometimes fave wishes he was much shorter so he could live out a fantasy like this.

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>>563768903

>>563768671
Mettaton switches between "The most egosticial, self absorbed being in the entire underground" and "Someone who just wants to make people entertained" whenever it's convenient for the writing

check this out
*bone crunch*
that was my penis...

>>563769216
To be fair, a lot of actual IRL artists are kind of like that

>>563768593
I'm not claiming to be a tragic protagonist, I can kill myself without thinking it has to be something special

>>563768593
Susie will say this to Kris in chapter 6

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>>563769314
he is a kanye in many ways

>>563766667
My life is shit but it's not shit enough to override my survival instinct. I never made specific plans on killing myself like exactly when or how I'd do it but for a long time I assumed I would probably kill myself in the near future if things get worse and things often do get worse but whenever I get to the age I previously assumed I would have killed myself by I'm still alive. I'm probably going to find myself in that position when I'm 70+.

What if they made an Deltarune anime before the game was finished so the anime writers had to make up their own chapters 5 6 and 7.

I feel like Mettaton being so much of a humanfag would make for a funny dynamic relative to Chara

angst college asriel who listens to black metal and only plays minecraft and elder scrolls

>>563766667
i like to live but by that age i will probably be gigafucked pensionwise because i'm probably not getting a steady job anytime soon

>>563769318
>heh... who would care about a nobody like me... *looks at sky tragically while dark hair blows in the wind*
get over yourself and actually put in the work to get better

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Fave gooned too much to unrealistic cartoon porn and is now functionally asexual.

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>>563769441
Ulver and Daggerfall at the same time is a vibe.

Being 70 years old is fucking horrifying to me what do you even do at that point it’s not like any of us will be grandparents and everyone we know and love will be dead. My future when I’m 70 will probably just be me getting drunk as a survival mechanism so I don’t kill myself

>>563768671
>considering he apparently cared so little about sainted asriel he desecrated his memorial fountain
That was like a week before Frisk fell, so maybe he didnt care anymore but I wonder if at least some very, very faint part of him was still ticked off at seeing that happen

>>563769759
Play Kingdom Hearts 7

>>563769437
mettaton and chara are both obsessed with number go up, too

sometimes i wonder if toby does all this shit on purpose or if it just magics out of his brain somehow.

>>563769759
my grandpa exercises and has hobbies and looks like a 65 year old at 82 you're not going to crumble into dust

>>563769759
play radiation's anthology

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>>563769759
My plan is to fish, golf, and carve wood and rebuild small motors in the workshop.

>>563769586
You are making up scenarios in your head

Bros none of you are gonna live to 70 lmao. -The Things Knower.

>>563770103
so are you lmao that's the entire point I'm making

My name is Fave motherfucker. Open the door.

>>563769432
>they strike gold with a plot of their own and just keep making chapters
>by the time Toby finishes Chapter 7, the anime is on Chapter 12
>Susie lost her memory and turned evil, with Noelle and later Asriel taking her place
>Kris and Ralsei have had a chil through immaculate conception that nearly became a Supreme Titan
>the Castle now can turn into a battle mecha
>the Knight has been killed, but it turns out any Hometown citizen can be infected by the Knight's presence and become a new Knight
>Berdly rose out of his coma, infected by Spamton, and is still plotting revenge somewhere in the woods

>>563770242
I am not, I am not asking for pity or thinking I will have a tragic story, I think you're just genuibely retarded

I hope a LISA situation happens and fave is the last woman on earth

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>>563770295
*opens the door*
*gets on the floor*
everybody walk the dinosaur

>>563770157
thanks anon

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>>563770535

>>563770409
protesting a bit too much

At age 70 I will be beloved by all and even Toby will kneel to me

>>563769920
Yeah but he exercises, unlike 99.9999999998% of /youteegee/

>>563770079
boner

By the time any of us are 70 years old, AI and medical technology will have become so advanced that you can just upload your consciousness into an AI-powered robot of your choosing and live forever.

this talk about longevity got me thinking of this video: https://youtu.be/NteYuzeIkt4?t=22

>>563770651
Kris leading Susie to the bed so she can Amazon press them.

This world is fucking gay faggot shit so I’m glad that I’m going to eventually die. I want to live in hometown but that’ll never happen

You are slaves to the material world, said fave.

>>563771084
t.anon who watched Pantheon

>>563771084
FOOLS will become robots, I will personally become a bio-mechanical masterpiece, lord of organic technology

>>563770721
Yeah anyone on /utg/ has high autism levels, eats like shit, sits for 18 hours a day, and lives off NEETbucks. All things that take 10 to 20 years off your life.

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>>563771127
>Amazon press

>>563770472
>now giving her the choice of every man on earth
this will backfire on you

>>563771084
We will be eating worms and grass and electricity will be an ancient myth.

>>563771283

I make a habit to walk atleast 30 minutes every day in the park atleast

Im too miserable to do more than that though, least of all actually talk to people

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Please Toby. Let Asriel be an asshole in chapter 5

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>>563771164
There are dozens of towns that are identical to Hometown outside of being populated by furry creatures.
You just can't move there and get the experience of growing up there and making life long friendships, it's just a collection of houses and a school and a church.

>>563771263
If any God told me they existed or gave me a very very strong vision or experience that they did I would completely stop living for the material. But unfortunately the material world is all that we have

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>>563771278
I'll becoming a cybernetic immortal god of blessed metal as I shed my sinful flesh.

>>563771646
You misunderstand material.

walking in the park with /utg/
pausing to catch breath every 5 mins with /utg/
crying and whining and spasming in the park until we get something to drink to phonepost on a bench with /utg/
drone whirring at dogs for stimmies with /utg/

>>563771728
And we also stop every 15 minutes to have sex

/utg/stanians when you tell them that they should drink water on occasion and not 18 different versions of Monster or they're own cum

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>>563771505
It sure was weird watching EE&E and hearing about his brother not very frequently at all but enough to know that he actually exists somewhere outside of the scope of the show's setting and when they finally leave the cul-de-sac and find him it's just an unflinching depiction of sibling abuse from a loser who isn't anything like Eddy had ever described him to be like. I don't think Deltarune fans are ready for a needlessly cruel Asriel who tortures Kris after all that build up.

>>563770472
This is gonna end up terribly

>>563771871
One time I saw two middle-aged fat guys having sex in a public park and this post reminded me of it.

900 pound fave who just posts on utg all day and slurps megagulp monster

>>563772113
you find the pillar meeting spot

>>563772095
Not a fan of this genderbend, no longer looks deformed

>>563772095
Kek, not even AI can take the potato inbred fetal alcohol syndrome out of that face.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bghDcbzfEU

Ultimate Deltarune Prediction: It's not Asriel who is the Eddy's Brother but Kris

>>563772095
Took away his deformities… this is ablewashing…

That one video of the crazy guy whipping at the Ring doorbell kinda looks like Tasquefag now that I think about it

>>563769437
Mettaton still desecrated Chara's statue at the hotel. I don't know if he would care about her.

>>563772273
I would say smelly armpit band but Boards of Canada is alright.

>>563772113
Lucky, I hope you enjoyed the show
>>563772484
No he doesn’t, tasquetate looks very distinct

>>563770472
/utg/ is a LISA situation but the genders are reversed.

>>563772484
I immediately thought the same thing.
Deeply chud phenotype matched with deranged behavior is always a bad look.
It's probably for the best he's clearly in some sort of social program that pays for an apartment he never has to leave.

>>563771084
I'd rather die and go home rather than be trapped in this sorrowful material cage for eons

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>>563772015
Exaclty. It would match so well. But Toby wont be based enough im afraid.

>>563771871
Deal but that means we def need thermoseses for fluid replenishment also i suggest sex before as a pregame also after with copious making out inbetween

>>563772646
No it's not, the moidsluts are numerous and if they weren't we wouldn't have a cockssier

>>563772095
Hear me out

what's faves stance on wokeness

utg living arrangement but there's so much constant sex that everyone loses at least 10 pounds in the span of 3 months

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>>563772869
Fave prefers sleepness

>>563772831
If you compliment him as a woman he's gonna go full CWC on us and start assaulting people in public with bear mace while wearing a bad wig.

I don't like these hypotheticals

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>>563772869
genocide all monsters

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>>563766538
hypothetically what if you went to the beach

>>563772947
>Tonight, on /utg/ House!
>5 new pregnancies, 2 of them female

>>563772831
It’s not really a hear me out when it also made him look normal

>>563773120
Aw, this is precious

>>563773120
You are so good at drawing, love your work!

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>>563773120
Fukken lol, Rudy.

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>>563772869
Fave is based and doesn't care about such frivolities

/utg/ apartment but with someone being this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mko5Y8QUEjI

Could Harrier Du Bois defeat the Knight
Could the Fun Gang solve the hanged man mystery and resolve the Tribunal issue

>>563772869
Bad and should be destroyed but that doesn’t mean we should all be Chuds either

In the /utg/ house, only the healthiest and most worthy moidsluts get used as breeding machines. All the other men must hang their heads in defeat.

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>>563772869
Wokeness will not survive

I wanna hang my balls in the wind

>>563766709
You miss your master don't you?

>>563773223
thank you :)

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>>563772869
he is woke except for being a ruthless venture capitalist who buys wonderbread while deforesting uhhh snowdin

In the /utg/ house, only the fattest and most fertile moidsluts get grabbed by the love handles and used as breeding machines. All the other men must hang their heads in defeat

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>>563773386
Detective Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau would discover he's the source of the dark world, the cause of the roaring, and that he's still never going to get her back and proceeds to get drunk.
Fun Gang gets shot by Ruud Hoenkloewen's anti-vehicle weapon and he adds three more tally marks to his helmet bringing the total to 55.

>>563773523
With cages on, which they have to earn goodboi points to buy one hour of freedom with

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>>563772869
He would sell really shitty gay pride merch, and people probably would buy it.

In the /utg/ mansion, all the potential moidsluts most go through initial hazing to prove themselves worthy of joining

>>563773962
/utg/ is a hazing ritual in and of itself.

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>>563773120
rudy being peak dad energy
amazing art as always

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>>563773621
Are you talking about the cocksleeve or the punching bag? You gotta be more specific than that anon there's plenty of people on my dick these days that barely narrows it down at all.

The Carol boss fight is going to be cool enough to justify the 10 year wait

>>563773652
>tasque’s mpreg babies: incredibly stunted both mentally and physically, only a true specimen of a femanon could override his genes and make a normal child
>doomer’s mpreg babies: inclinations to be homosexual, both female and male variants are disturbingly hairy
>voiceanon’s mpreg babies: fine lads and lasses, the ideal breeding sow

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>>563773685
>the dark world, but almost every skillcheck would be Psyche skills

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>>563773946
>one day Kris just sees Asgore wearing this

>>563773532
If the theory of the prophecy being a cyclical thing is correct I can imagine Kriselle's daughter using a rapier instead of a traditional sword in the dark worlds. Maybe the light world counterpart would be pens.

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>>563772869
Pic related.

>>563774284
>carol
>boss firght

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>>563774470
That would be by far the worst thing Spamton has done to Kris.

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>>563774425
What a vast and beautiful soul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DeLfY1foYY&list=RD9DeLfY1foYY

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I don't know what is it about this image in particular but it is just so goshdarn adorable for some reason, it activates something in me

I’m a pathetic faggot with a small useless penis but I still want to top what is my role in the Utg fuck house

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>>563774678
Nothing, *nothing* can stop the Icebreaker...

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>>563774284
if we fought her at all I think it would either be to stop us in the weird route or just silly training like undyne's fight

>>563775116
get yourself a woman with a small pussy then

I want to raise up my sword and wage war against Time itself so no one would suffer a Wait again.

>Susie is helping me find the Shelter Code

Im a based straggot and I desire to top Susie now what

>>563774898
Maybe it's because Tenna is just happy to be there

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>>563774898
tenna is looking forward to the future and taking joy in the smaller things.

>It wouldn't even let you enter the Shelter Codes anyway

>>563775116
I don't know if the faggots in the general only exclusively like big dicks, you should ask them

>Asgore getting over toriel
>Asgore realizing that his darkworld cannot substitute reality after kris fights for his safety
>Asgore fighting against knight for kris
>Asgore deciding to live to support kris and asriel, and finally finding happiness (through fucking rudy)

Asgorefags, are you ready for vindication after all these years...

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>>563774137
TY :)

What if between now and chapter 7 made a deltarune fighting game, a deltarune moba, and a deltarune mmo that never gets released.

I would buy deltarune but it seems too long I’d rather just replay undertale for the millionth time because that game is like 6 hours long

>>563775441
no i dont want asgore to be gay

Will the /utg/ house have designated moidslut stations segregated by race

I’m 500 pounds, my penis is small, I haven’t showered in 2 months due to crippling depression and I’m ugly. Who want me

>>563775608
Yes. Unfortunately nobody wants to touch black jevilfag

The most lenient methods of questioning Berdly would be placed under in Arkham Batman's custody:

>>563775605
Ah, you were by my side, all along... My true lover... My guiding Rudolph...

>>563775696
Don't write him off that easily, if he is who I think he is then he definitely has potential to become a good slave

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>>563775130
I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpEzwjC60CQ

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>* A sharp shadow moves like water in the hand.
>Snort it.

>>563775694
Spamton, I already told you I love you

ive been holding a piss for 3 hours

>>563775737
ew gross thats gay

holding fave's dick while he pisses after holding it for 3 hours. hearing him moan and shudder in relief

>>563776050
if you keep holding it you can become yellow like frisk and kris

>>563774645
>>563775194
I'm surprised there's people who think we won't have a boss fight against the extremely scary lady in this game where characters develop through boss fights

>>563775823
Kek

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>>563775823

>>563776196
because carol really isnt that important

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Imagine being an Asgorefag and straight.
What are you? A woman?

>>563776191
I need you to write a whole paragraph of you doing this to me and making me cum

Carols hidden feeder fetish.

>>563774678
Fave wishes he could return to Inis Mór to live out a life as a simple fisherman and wear cozy knitted turtlenecks all day

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>>563776293
You know the rules and so do I
*Holds up a sign with picrel in front of you*

>>563776447
*walks up and also____ taps sign*

>>563776273
People said this about Noelle

>>563776447
B-b-but..-

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>>563775858
Baby you know its going to hurt. Now do it. Walk into the water.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c61jlHO3rVM

i am so lonely

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>>563776645
Nothing in this life is free

The only alcohol I like the taste of is lager. I actually like it. Even if the low alcohol content means I can’t get drunk

i am SO SORRY

I wonder if fave still makes mead with juniper berries mixed in.

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>>563776273
She's the only new character that was graced with dialogue portraits (and unique text blips), so that has to be worth something.

>>563776873
all the other posters are scared of me

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Looks like the Cloudflare(/maintenance?) issues got ironed out for real now, that's good

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>>563776873
Anon everyone is scared and alone it's the human condition.
It's why you gotta find people and do stuff to stave off that existential dread for a little bit.

>>563777041
*starts sporadically farting*

I wish I was born a child soldier sometimes

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Do you think Asgore will get the respect he deserves in chapter 5 or will Toby humiliate him even further?

>>563777309
you would not be Raiden

>>563777389
humilation ritual 100%

>>563777309
get martyred

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>>563775696

>>563777309
You can still join the foreign legion or whatever

>>563777406
I wish I was

who here has the fattest juiciest ass

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i'm drunk and horny. i want chara to jerk me off. i want him to wrap hiiis bony creepy fingers around my dick and jerk me off. anmd i can jerk him off too. and i want to make out at the same time and feel his tongue attacking my mouth in previously-repressed desperation while i massage his balls. and whisper to him, what do you think of being human now. not so bad is it? huh? not so bad. i want to make chara feel like maybe it's not so bad. i really do.

>>563777389
redemption followed by unceremonious ganking, paralleling his UT fate

>>563777502
raiden didn't want to be raiden dumb dumb

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>>563777006
>lager
nice Im the same with Eristoff. I just stick with G'n T to get wasted.

>>563776363
Carolknight taking in Tenna's comatose armless body to nurse him back to health with the Santa diet

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>>563777243
the people fave found have drifted away due to life bs and the silence is suffocating

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>>563773120
my cousin....

>>563777309
I too wish I was a soldier either as a child or an adult. Hell, it doesn’t even need to be modern combat. Kill me right now and isekai me into being a Viking raider that wears wolf skin and let me pillage entire villages. That would be a more meaningful life than anything that you can do in 2026 even if I do only live like 20 years.

>>563777609
in fact he straight up had this conversation with Senator Armstrong lmao

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>>563777498
France doesn't need them as much anymore and it doesn't take many dudes to hold French Guiana.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_military_withdrawal_from_West_Africa_(2022%E2%80%932025)

if sexualizing minor characters is at least significantly equivalent to sexualizing real children and seen as taboo why is shipping them and headcanoning them as having various sexual and gender identities not also seen as weird and taboo. wouldn't it be weird for an adult to ship two real minors

>>563777609
Thankfully revengeance changed that

Favethinks all of you should get up from the puter sometime, go outside, get vitamin D and maybe then you will end up finding a purpose in life

>>563778009
he goes grimdark at the end but he calls Armstrong batshit insane for wanting to give everyone the hellish life he grew up in

>>563778081
fave, it is eleven o clock at night where i live

>>563778081
im sorry to say this but the last time anyone could find a purpose in their lives was before 2020 the door has been fully shut

>>563778000
youve never had a kid, its not weird at all

>>563778081
I gotta go to work.

>>563778275
Hey how come this guy gets to have a job but I don't

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the purpose in my life is picrel

>>563778335
he stole it from you specifically

>>563778335
You snoze, you loze buddy.

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>>563778217
there he is :)

>>563776873
hang with us fren

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What does this mean?

>>563778448
it says december but that upsets her

>>563778448
wing ding noelle

>>563778081
vitamin Dick yumyum

fave is going to eat an entire auntie annes hot dog bites bucket fuccccckkkkkkkk i i mean fave fucking loooooooves pretzels

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I love him

Let’s all start a militia in Africa where we can kill people and do awesome shit like that and do what we want all day that’ll be our purpose in life. It’ll be like the mother base in MGSV or Arma 3 Antistasi. What should we call ourselves?

>>563778448
it's cyrillic and a reference to noelle's russian ancestry

>>563778448
Cookies keep track of where you've been and what you do on the internet.
Susie does gutsy things, Ralsei does fluffy things, and Noelle does things she doesn't know. (snowgrave)

Im timmy sans

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>>563778139
Midnight where i am. Which is perfect when you wanna walk around in your city at night. just you alone while everybody sleeps. smoking a cig. letting it linger in the air, and visiting small key locations that were once important to you at different points in your life.

>>563778642
the stupid gay faggot fat chud moid and foid gang

Rouxls Kaard's throuple is foreshadowing Kris, Dess, and Asriels relationship

>>563778642
That's so forcibly edgy that it makes it sound nauseatingly cringe and makes me want to bully you

>>563778642
The Underground.
The Poopshitters.
Susie's Idea

>>563778642
This but we kill the boers

I’ll be the guy that shoots people and burns down huts and gets W loots in the /utg/ milita

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>>563778642
DUST AND POWDER

Let's start a milita and autonomous zone in Seattle, Washington where we kill people for no reason and there's also a designated breeding slut that gets passed around when we get bored.

I'm building a treehouse in the /utg/ backyard no moids or foids allowed

the /utg/ militia won't fit in the U Haul cause their asses so fat.

>>563778991
Can I also do this

>>563778448
It glitched.

The utg militia only lasting for a month because everyone will then catch every single STD known to mankind and then die from that

Is Noelle Russian or French?

>>563778448
Noelle can see the actual code instead of what it's coding for in the game.

Is Noelle RED or BLU?

>>563779172
Hometowner

>>563779171
you act like any of the thread denizens have had sex before to catch one

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>>563778642
shit, i remember raiding FOB's endlessly on pc i must have disarmed atleast 130+ nukes.

>>563779171
Hey son/daughter, Russian and African militias somehow make it work despite that.

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>>563779246
so american
k

Can I just lay around and collect welfare in the milita

>>563779523
No. Can you not read?

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>/utg/ militia when chapters get delayed because the /utg/ militia is terrible PR for Tobysoft Inc. and he hires real mercenaries from Constellis to take us out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PI-dBT7Lt4&list=RD6PI-dBT7Lt4

I'll be the guy back at base cleaning and maintaining all the weapons because i don't wanna shoot people and am autistic about small arms

lazy welfare queen fave

The subfaction in the militia that just has gay sex nothing else

>>563778730
that sounds truly aesthetic. however where i live has a lot of drunk people around at that time. i bet kris dreemur doesnt have this issue.

>>563779720
boner

>>563779725
Alphys broke the barrier she's allowed to laze around all day

>>563780005
but then she'll just become a big nerd blob

>>563779834
me too, I don’t know what bubble that guy lives in but I’m definitely getting raped and dismembered if I wander around in the dark

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>>563779285
so if some retard starts making nukes at the /utg/ militia... dont ask me where it disappears.