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Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
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>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

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Digitan LOVE
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>>563870425
mambo is a force to be reckoned with
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>>563870304
Also I wanna fuck the shit out of that maid
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>>563870425
is that Mambo or Fine Motion?
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I love this cheeky fuck.
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>>563870425
MAMBOOOOOOOO
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>>563870630
bro look at the hair clips
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>>563870719
>awful mood
What did you do to her
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post buono
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>>563870754
I realized a second after posting my eyes fixated on that belly and hips.
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#freeshakur
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>>563870952
maybe you should post finemo's belly so I can understand
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>>563870540
Makween woudn't do this
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>bricks my account for wit yeppers 0LB
>she doesn't give me NSM anyways
My 1 hour... wasted...
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>>563870426
>Why does everyone think they have their horse weights?
Because their weight is kept secret their profiles, and it can be used for jokes.
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>>563871124
I know you are jealous Teio but Mcqueen like dicks
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>>563871108
Maybe we all should post more Fine Motion in general
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>>563871350
A little too much
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finemo should stop agemasening me
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>>563871490
got dicked till dead...
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>>563871424
Stop posting Fine she makes me want to do things to her like you wouldn't believe she is stupidly erotic
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Medium sucks ass. Training XOguri and two dominators has reduced my lifespan by about a year.
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>>563871635
>she is stupidly erotic
I agree, this is one of my favorite uma arts ever.
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>can only get S+ with milelet umas
>try a mile tiara schedule
>SS
anyons weren't kidding that mile is almost mandatory for MANT
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>>563870997
She accidentally bought cadmium-rich cocoa and then poured the roasted and ground beans on a lead painted ceramic mold. It happens.
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>>563871792
I told you gwo...
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>>563870805
Made her sit in a tight space for 2 hours because she wouldn't take training seriously.
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>>563871635
I will become the King of Ireland
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>>563871750
NOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO GO TO IRELAND
https://youtu.be/4KmIrpf1MDw?t=21
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is it just me or are all rice shower niggas annoying fucking assholes
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>>563870997
she did that on purpose btw
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>>563871860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCbf8uDS5h8
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>f33t faggotry
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>>563871860
This boy is simply too cute
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>>563872562
boys are NOT CUTE
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Loving handholding with self-sacrifical umamusume.
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>>563872447
People that love villains often are
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>>563872447
it's just you.
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>>563872942
Holding hands with my loving uma wife is my ultimate fantasy.
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>>563872942
Do we have any girls like that?
Can't think of a uma that puts other before themselves to the point of it being harmful to them.
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>>563873312
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Would you help her out of those bindings? She's utterly helpless you know
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I'm starting to realize that TT would be extremely easy if I were a whale.
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>>563873347
Kitasan maybe
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>>563873347
Super Creek
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>>563873347
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>>563873312
gold city if she wasn't a bitch
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>>563873378
no, because if I remove her restraints then she’s going to rape me
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/a/ really likes Daiwa Scarlet for some reason.
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Races start in around 5 hours
Nakayama GJ in around 11 horus
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>>563873445
it's still easy even if you aren't a whale. you just need gold skills
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>>563873691
Looking forward to Grand Jump
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>>563873656
Everyone really likes Daiwa Scarlet and there is a good reason for it.
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Mamboooo
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>>563873656
Everybody likes Daiwa Scarlet.
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>>563873656
Because they're honest
Meanwhile in this shithole we have people pretending to like uggos like Ryan and Pearl because they want to feel heckin special
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>>563873656
>for some reason
I think we'll need a team of experts to crack this one
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>>563873778
I can name at least 1 4 reasons for it
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>>563873656
She's best cow and number one!
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>>563873895
Ryan is cute in her own way.
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>>563873895
To be fair, Ryan and pearl are fun characters, they just don't look pretty.
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Good night friends!!!
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>Liking the normalfags choice? BASED AND HONEST!
>Liking literally anything else that isn't hyper beloved by normalfags? CRINGE AND FAKE!
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>>563873895
>big titty /fit/ tomboy from a wealthy family who loves girly romance stories
>big titty airhead bimbo with an ojousama laugh and nice lips
Wow, these characters have no appeal whatsoever
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>>563873932
Holy
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>>563873895
>doesn't like pearl
Betas can't understand real women for real men
>>563874059
You like oguri? Name all the caps
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>>563874059
You okay, Anon? Want to do some gay ERP for old times' sake?
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I like Nishino
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>>563874240
cringe pedo EW
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>>563873650
She'll rape you even if you don't. Do you really think such weak bindings can keep her hands trapped?
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>>563873691
CAM ON DINASTA
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>>563874240
Seiun says this
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Someone with Photoshop or model swap skills switch Pearl and Ryan's hair. I think we can salvage Ryan and make Pearl even funnier
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>>563870997
someone free her....
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>>563874293
This. The outcome is the same. It's just more fun and sensual if you help her out first.
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>>563874149
Nta but while I get the appeal of Pearl she just seems like the inferior version of Maruzensky to me.
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>>563874236
ngl receiving a finger kiss from the same lips that sucked my cock and balls is very nice
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>>563873895
don't say that...
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>>563874534
https://youtu.be/lxJ9GPhqs6U
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>>563873378
I'm the kind of easy to handle sucker that Jani would be interested in so I'd help her out.
Yes, she could easily break through the binds, yes she just tied herself up as a shit test to see what I'm like.
Yes, I will bite the bait. I will step on the landmine.
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Im bored
Get funny /uma/ post about dicks or whatever
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>>563874386
Dotobros... the allegations are piling up...
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>>563873656
She hot she big boobs
My uncut bwc between her tits, simple as
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>>563873691
bricksisters...
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>>563874734
>I'm bored
>>>/a/287507922
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>>563874734
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>>563874463
I see them more as party granny vs party auntie but love both
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>>563874240
same
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They should invent onaholes but for kissing
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kissahole
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>>563874984
onahole mouths exist
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>>563875092
Those are still just onaholes though
I mean something that feels like kissing, but you can do it yourself
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Having an ugly design is better than having an NPC design
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>>563875203
>ryan is uglier than npcs
Lies
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What if I tell my trainee my cock doesn't work?
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>>563875324
You're fired
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>>563875324
She would peg you since your prostate still works
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>>563875324
They'll make it work
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Gyaru love
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>>563875479
this looks super uncanny and weird
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where my S med :(
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>>563875651
I ate it
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>>563875581
bbbbbbbbbbased
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>>563875324
Why do you think they keep Tachyon and the acupuncturist around?
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>>563875324
You will be the bottom.
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>>563875703
guess da sparks tho
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>>563875849
3*Explode
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Post your favorite uma for each running style
>Front: Maruzensky
>Pace: Seeking the Pearl
>Late: Marvelous Sunday
>End: Inari One
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>>563875909
I wish
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>>563875924
front Helios
pace Finemo
late Grass
end Tamamo
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>>563876030
Post your materials
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>>563875924
I sense a theme.
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>>563875924
>Front: N/A
>Pace: Ogurin
>Late: Ogurin
>End: Ogurin
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>>563876106
This ain't /trash/, so no.
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>tensai mahou shoujo sweepy
i figured it out
she is 10
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>>563875924
front Daiwa Scarlet
pace Daiwa Scarlet
late Daiwa Scarlet
end Daiwa Scarlet
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>>563875924
Front: Kitasex
Pace: Super Creek
Late: Satono Diamond
End: Hishi Amazon
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>>563876047
I am sorry
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>>563876140
I don't see it
I also like ZRR btw
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>>563875924
>Front: maya
>Pace: maya
>Late: maya
>End: maya
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>>563876438
Chevachi would do that to me
I would let her do that to me
I would give her a key
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>>563875479
>>563875708
Fuck off to umajp
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>>563875924
Oguri Cap
Oguri Cap
Oguri Cap
Oguri Cap
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>>563876164
>>563876296
>>563876514
>>563876647
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>>563875924
>Front: Calstone Light O
>Pace: Neo Universe
>Late: Agnes Digital
>End: Dream Journey
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is all i've got good?
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>>563875924
>Hoeeehhhh
>Ogurin
>Fuku
>Tamtam
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>>563876695
but maya is legit THO
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>>563875924
Seiun Sky
TM Opera O
Vodka
Narita Taishin
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>>563875924
Anything other than fronts is woke nonsense
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always buy a miracle cure in case or skip?
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>>563877052
I usually buy one during a sale, just in case.
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>>563877052
Skip
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Is the carnival event umas same as JP? What's the next carnival umas?
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>>563876807
End Closer Mayachi is legit underrated.
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>Junior Year
>Creek finishes her chain
>Fine Motion finishes her chain and doesn't agemasen
this will end terribly
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>>563877052
always keep 1, otherwise skip
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>>563877052
yes because I got traumatized trying to cure the fat debuff twice until I had to give up and summer rest it because the store never gave me anything to cure it either
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>>563877395
CEASE cheva posting
CEASE ear posting
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>>563877052
Buy if the run is going well and you don't have skin cream
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Post horse instead
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>>563877598
horses are so weird dude
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>>563877463
you're going to give me your fluffy ears to be massaged and you’re going to like it
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>>563877651
Yes, but they are friends too.
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>>563877395
I'm starting to like uma ears more and more... God, I hope this game doesn't turn me into a furfag.
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>>563877764
We'll need those tonight
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For how long MANT will be the parent run scenario?
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I love umas but I think horses irl are evil demonic beings that smell like shit and are worth nothing other than as a source of meat
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>>563877651
horses are great
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>>563877764
she looks happy
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Covered ears = pure umas
Prove me wrong
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i can finally rest
she's a fucking monster
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>>563877846
long time, atleast until l'arc
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>>563877764
She's not going to be upset, right...?
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>>563877852
This was written by cowgirl hands
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>>563877962
>curren
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>>563877962
nattie is NOT PURE
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>>563877598
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>>563877963
Post d*ck
I assume NTR and kita and bobo but the rest 3 cards
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>>563878053
sex
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Call it
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>>563878090
yes, rest 3 are tachyon sr, nishino sr and finemo sr
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>>563875924
Front: Katsuragi Ace
Pace: Gentildonna
Late: Manhattan Cafe
End: Orfevre
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Humanity owes horses a lot. They transformed travel, trade, agriculture and even warfare. Before engines they were the backbone of transportation and labor allowing civilizations to expand more quickly messages to travel farther and farming to become far more efficient
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>>563878219
I guess I should make a run with topro instead of fuku but fuku is just so comfy
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>>563877598
How about Keiba MADs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed3lESqBnPs
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>>563877764
You disappointed her.
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>>563878219 (me)
>finemo sr
i mean ssr, obviously
>>563878290
topro gives fcm which is very good
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>>563878286
This but wheat
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>>563878340
yeah I know she gives the gold green, the runs are just way comfier with fuku but I guess I gotta risk
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>>563878363
You can't post that...
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>>563878406
if you wanna win you gotta risk
topro is an infinitely better speed card, especially with 200k fan bonus, gains are absolutely insane
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>danchou MIA for more than 12 hours
Something is wrong.
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>>563878363
Holy saved.
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>>563878565
Rebricked members uprising
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>>563878363
>>563878595
Wtf I'm loving NTR...
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>>563878595
It's against the rules...
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>>563878565
dancho is kill. you can flatline now you are free
your welcome :)
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>>563878186
1* speed 2* front
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>>563878552
cant borrow toproad and pasa for tunes
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>>563877463
Fluffy uma ears are meant to be touched and fondled
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>>563878286
No that was mules and ox
Horses were for time sensitive transport like messaging, not bulk everyday transport
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>>563878782
daisca has built in killer tunes
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>>563878779
CLOSE
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boysex
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>>563877981
she gets upset because it would have made you happy if she had won
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>>563878782
yeah the advantage of building daiwa is that she has killer tunes in her kit
although kt for me isn't an issue either way since i have pasa mlb from the kita banner
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>>563878881
Boy hatesex
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sex with boys
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>>563878820
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>still no good aces
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>>563878885
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>>563878885
cute
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>>563879150
this gif gets me so hard
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>>563879292
Did you know? NTR's tears are a surprisingly good lubricant.
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>>563879049
>chubby
>spats
>embarassed
Triple Ero Combo
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>>563879451
Fat umanko
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>>563879124
same, but there's still a while until cm13 so I think we'll be alright
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>>563879451
PUFFYYYYYY
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>>563878885
she got tha curren in her...
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>>563878565
I am hard at work fighting my inner shit demons please understand
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>>563878595
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cm13 or 13cm, you beat one you get fucked by the other
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>>563879662
13cm xoguri cock, gets bigger every cm
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>>563879662
i can take a 13cm dick in my ass no problem
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>>563879112
>>563878820
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>>563879662
I think this is supposed to be a homosexual joke but it goes hard regardless
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>>563879662
then I will win cm13, a win/win!
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>>563879759
This, she is just getting warmed up
30cm xoguri gock by 2030
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>>563879775
What's your limit?
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What's the ideal guts deck? Ayabe, Feetkuno, and then? SR Sirius? Yeppers? Mambo? Haru?
Haru is cool but the lack of initial friendship kills me.
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>>563878363
>>563878595
>no one responded with TachyonShock.jpg yet
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>woke up a minute ago
>diamonds already
thanks, /uma/
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>>563878835
Horses were also used for transporting goods they pulled carts, carried packs and hauled stuff around. They were just expensive though so only merchants or noblemen could really afford the good ones at first. But agricultural tech got better in the 12th and 13th centuries and horses started becoming more common for regular folks and the middle class. By 1500 in England horses had largely replaced oxen for many peasant tasks, and they were often seen as a "peasant's animal" because cheaper or older ones were affordable and super versatile for small farms and market trips
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>>563879841
Would you rather sit on a dick and eat a cake or eat a cake and sit on a dick
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>>563878363
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>>563880041
>he doesn't wake up with a boner
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>>563880176
>the general is about 50% millennial
most of these guys can't do that anymore bwo
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>>563880176
okay I do but it got harder once dick was mentioned...
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>>563878835
>Horses weren't used to transport goods
Lol?
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horses are used to transport torena cum to racetracks
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>>563880176
unc general
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Unironically after nutting to kumiyabe's umas 24/7 im starting to like the dark skin contrast
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>>563880350
For every pack horse in an army there were 10 donkeys and oxen doing the actual heavy lifting, horses had a complementary role
Its like saying planes transformed transport when +90% of transport is shipping its nice if you wanna get stuff quick but the backbone is still ships

Never denied anon's claim on transforming warfare, that much is undeniable truth, but the rest? Nah
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>>563880714
this but in a non cuck way
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I just spent an hour gooning to Koreans, what uma is for me?
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>>563880176
I did not realize this until this post. I did not expect to notice it because of /uma/ of all places...
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still no med S... I guess I'll do rest of my borrows tomorrow morning
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These friday trips to the market square take half the day… I should really buy a horse
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>>563880927
Interracial but without any of the cuck stuff is actually top tier kino
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>>563880523
I will let her pamper me
I will let her spoil me
I will let her feed me
I will let her clean my ears
I will suck on the pacifier
I will wear the onesie
I will drink from the baby bottle
I will play with the rattle
I will let her cradle me in her arms
I will call her mommy
I will be happy
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How does one build a Pace Chaser for CM13?
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>>563881281
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rape uma ears
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>>563881362
WHAT
WHAT IS IT
I'M ASKING FOR ADVICE GOLSHI WHY ARE YOU TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
DISRESPECTFUL AS SHI
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>>563881417
I want to cum inside Rudolf's ears.
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If I am reading it right then Journalism and Sovereignty will be racing in about two hours (6:19 pm CT) in the Oaklawn Handicap G2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXpKlcHNKqU
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>>563881459
My carrot inbetween Nishino's flower...
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>>563882013
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>>563882013
As for the races in Japan, those should start in around 3-4 hours with graded races in around 8-9 hours
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>>563881281
>>563881514
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what is stam req for cm13?
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Go back to unity cup
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>>563878363
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>>563882013
Journalism will dab on Sov "I'm staying on this side of the US" ereignty
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>>563882356
800 + maestro (and radiant). assuming 1000+ pwr and medium s
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>>563882432
Don't forget the 1000 WIT
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>>563882013
>Liberal Arts
>Journalism
These names
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>>563882432
FUCK, this is longslop levels of suffering
for fuck sake
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>>563882523
idk if wit affects stam at all aside from less rush time but yea
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stam debuffers are back in taurus right
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this is my 2nd day of not playing uma
it feels great
I can actually play OTHER games now
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>>563882601
it's not that bad. you only need to bring creek, and you can run power sparks still

>>563882721
I think so actually because the most optimal build is the one I mentioned above so non-stam growthers will either need an extra white or hope they don't get nuked
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>>563882817
I'm a growther, not a shower
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>>563882308
STOP IT
STOOOOOOOP
I JUST WANT TO LEARN
STOP LAUGHING!!!!!
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>>563882201
>4260m JUMP
Love me some longslop
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>>563882817
>bring creek
fuck that, i only have 0lb and i need to borrow something else instead
i will suffer trying to get 1000 stamina instead
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>>563882201
>4260m
What stam would I need for that?
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>>563881281
>>563882903
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>>563882721
>innate dom + NSM
ayo?
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>>563883054
It's a jump race so at least 3000
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>>563875924
TWIN TAABO
Super Creek
Haru Urara
Narita Taishin
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>>563883008
Back to the roots?
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Stop posting niggerfied umas, your obsession with niggers is disturbing
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>>563882356
Here's my Taurus winner uma. The 2 stamina golds were a cope for the low wit, one is enough. Apparently WIT does affect a little bit the stamina consumption, you can always check the calculators
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is it worth buying glow sticks early to get to 200k fans faster if you use topro?
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>>563883053
>i will suffer trying to get 1000 stamina instead
this works too, your guts will be higher too so might even be safe against debuffers

>>563882878
proof?

>>563883205
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>>563883226
jesus seeing these old ass screenshots reminds me of how terrible the old text scaling was
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>>563883097
>Jump on top
Can't wait for that 2k uma with 4 recoveries
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>>563883254
You should always buy glow sticks
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>>563883353
t.danchou
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post ushimusumes
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>>563883254
if triple crown route you should have enough fans when summer rolls around, if doing tiara though then definitely buy one and use it on takarazuka kinen
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>>563883405
Im tired of cows, I wanna see a big huge plappable ass.
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>>563882601
You know the first Taurus Cup stam requirements were 900 and 2 gold recoveries
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>>563883405
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>>563883510
wtf that's me...
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I never buy glowsticks
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Danchou, kill this man
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>>563883540
first taurus i was running open league with the most random shit possible, like rice showers with zero skills other than swinging maestro
i had no idea what i was doing
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Danchou, breed this man
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>>563883405
not ai enough
>>563883586
oh hi gr ass wonder
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>>563877963
man if only atleast I procced gw, that would have been better than my current daisca too
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>>563883732
oink/10
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>>563883474
I mean her ass is pretty huge in that pic, it's just not facing you
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>>563883586
proof?
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>>563883732
i hope she loses to a xoguri/10
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>>563883732
>1169 wit
will lose position keep and thus the race

>>563883774
hello COW!! just kidding I love your body, very sex
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>>563883732
Killed my motivation to play today/10
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>>563883061
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WAAAAAAAAH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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satsuki sho is a fucking mile race
650 stam is enough
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>>563884000
Checked and traced
Danchou kill this man
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>>563883732
are you jewish if you dont mind me asking
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>>563884034
twitterfags really enjoy making ooc content huh
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>>563883962
see?
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>>563884178
Twitterfags never have context on anything, they're the ultimate secondaries
Anything to get likes
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>>563883586
And me behind you.
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>>563884250
Thread bicycle...
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>>563884242
sure it's either use them on stinky or ayabe
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>>563884176
Rude, not all jews are rich, only the bad ones
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>>563884176
I've heard my great grandfather was a jew that decided to one day paint the ceiling red and left a widow with 7 children
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>>563884365
Ok thanks, guess I'll just send it
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>>563884242
>>
>didnt make run in days
>danchud already threading me
pun da!
do your runs yourself chud!
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>>563884370
>>563884429
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>>563884570
Vodka isn't that sexy
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>>563884429
I would do that, as a not-Jew
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>>563884570
Vodka is that sexy
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>>563884570
vodka is way sexier than that
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>>563884570
Vodka is in heat
>>
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>>563884570
Vodka wouldn't wear this
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>>563882013
I am retarded, the race is tomorrow
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>>563884723
Nyoooooooo
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>>563884617
>>563884661
>>563884695
>>563884707
it gets better
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>>563884864
Vodka would do this
>>
>>
>>563884864
Please for the love of God use better AI model
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>She sees your dick
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>>563884864
>>
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>>563884851
>>
best parent deck to get SS?
>>
i know this is a game of cute girls doing cute things, but not a single event has been worth reading. do future events get more interesting?
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>>563884905
i would do this to vodka
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BAD RUNS
TIME TO GET ALCOHOL
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>>563884995
is that exposed TUMMY?
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>>563885046
Welp...
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>>563885076
Time to get vodka
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>>563885076
don't get too crazy! starting soon as well
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>>563885054
nop, it's always the same formula with different umas
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>>563885198
>>563885227
I actually do have vodka in the freezer so time to pour a bit and some coke
next borrow will be butter
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>forgot to close previous thread
>see image slots freed up
>[Deleted]
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>>563885076
stream it
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9 days
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>>563885265
Oh nice, NTR faggot got nuked
>>
jiggie
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>>563885375
Would you really watch an anon drink for fun
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>>563885264
freezer?? haven't thought of that...but sounds good. I forgot to order hard liquor
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>>563885460
only if he gets drunk
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>>563885265
oh nice the brown schizo was nuked
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>>563881281
>>563882903
pace is the weakest they can try to steal front accels but you have red shift. Not sure how good native Budding is on derby. How many races your skill list looks short
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Gold City feet in my mouth
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>>563885494
dacto sexo
i will give her my final squirt
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>>563885265
I'm more worried at that anon having an aneurysm half an hour ago
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>>563885494
it's a bit of a leftover from some other day but still.....
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>>563885530
30 races
I used a lot of hammers though so I thought that compensated...
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Mambokaiser
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>>563884995
And it's not even erect yet!
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>>563885586
Only if it's my favorite Anon.
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mamboblazer
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Post big umass
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>>563885789
You should be aiming for 35+.
>>
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>>563885902
lol
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>>563885987
succubus
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>>563885949
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>>563877240
Hishi Akebono, Nishino Flower, Taiki Shuttle, Bamboo Memory, Curren Chan (Original+Wedding)
It won't be for 6 months though.

List: https://umamusume.wikiru.jp/?%E3%82%A4%E3%83%99%E3%83%B3%E3%83%88%E4%B8%80%E8%A6%A7
Carnival 3: https://umamusume.wikiru.jp/?%E3%83%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B7%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B0%E3%82%AB%E3%83%BC%E3%83%8B%E3%83%90%E3%83%AB_2023-01
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>>563885789
35 is the norm for Mile/Med runs
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>>563884370
... so all of them?
>>
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>>563885987
why are fillies like this
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>>563885402
for?
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BUDDING blossom
>>
>>
>>563885789
>>563885964
Should try to end with at least 2500-2700+ sp
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>>563885902
HAHAHA
>>563885375
>>563885460
Yes stream it, drunk streams are fun, /uma/ drunk streams would be even more fun
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>>563885987
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
FILLY SEX
HANDHOLDING SEX
RAW HORSESTYLE SEX
PROCREATION SEX
PREGGO SEX
OYAKODON SEX
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>
I love tannhauser and nice nature, what does that say about me?
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>>563885586
>that yellow answer
oh
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>>563885987
filling the filly with my willy
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It's fun bringing anime Teio and getting a win from any of your honses. Anime BGM playing just hits the spot
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i click wit too much and end up with like 30 races
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>>563885902
Mycosis?
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>>563885586
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>>563886282
literally me aswell, I'm so stupid for that
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>>563886103
Teio-sama as in Peak Joy
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>>563886261
i used anime macky front for a few rooms and even won a few it was k i n o
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>>563884984
lol i paid for this slop becaus the model is soo good
get better taste
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>>563885265
Oh wow, what the fuck. Though the three Oguri fap posts were mine, I deleted those manually and way earlier. Well, not that it matters anyway.
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>>563886360
it happened twice btw
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>>563883732
How did you manage to pump speed that high?
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>>563886338
me on the left
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I like Rudolf?
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>>563885964
>>563886036
>>563886107
Could you post a schedule I could copy
I NEED to be spoonfed...
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>>563886410
Based filly mare
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>>563886503
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>>563886532
why the random miku cosplay
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>>563884995
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>>563886503
This Emperor is too sexy...
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>>563886410
Try not to think too hard about the shape of the glass
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>4chan
>trainer rape
>futaba
>trainer rape
>twitter
>trainer rape
>jap twitter
>trainer rape
>leddit
>trainer rape
>tiktok
>trainer rape
>jewbook
>trainer rape
What the actual fuck?
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>>563886527
Flower can do sprint Tiara route
https://uma.guide/agenda-planner/
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I am not into feet, but
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Dammit /uma/, I didnt wanna jerk off before bed but you are making it really hard for me
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>>563885586
it's one of those Fridays...
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>>563886716
Rape is an important part of Tracen
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>>563886749
>you are making it really hard for me
I see what you did there
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>>563886221
Yeah
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More umass is needed
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>>563886596
miku is queen
>>
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>>563886716
Raping their trainers is an important tradition in Umamusume culture
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>>563886716
Kind of wholesome that there's one thing everyone can agree on.
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>>563886953
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>>563886835
Are you safer with stallions...
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>>563887035
>the buzzer signals danger
>not for her, but for trainer
Need
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>>563886942
YOU'RE NOT ME FUCK OFF
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>>563886716
my favorite part about facebook is somehow, digitan is the face or icon of trainer x trainee there
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I wish /uma/ had ID on
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>>563886467
With 3 wit 1 speed you'll generally cap speed on any uma that has speed bonus.
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>cheval, vivlos and verxina platinum necklace for $900
There is also silver for $170
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>>563887097
what do you think?
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>>563887097
Mildly
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>see Sirius Symboli as a rival during run
>imagine what she would look like pregnant again
Why is the urge getting stronger?
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>>563887091
baaaaaaased fit fag
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>>563886338
Whats the salsa?
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>>563887259
I love gamo-chan so much... why can't there be more porn of her bros...
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>>563887227
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>>563887202
You will stalk anons then
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>>563886749
Don't be so stiff with a strict schedule. You're not a jerk offline are you? Just do what you want.
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>>563887254
Yes...?
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>>563887374
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>>563887336
some random pixiv ai
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>>563887137
>somehow
I don't remember where exactly, but somewhere (maybe it's only on jp for now?) in the game there is a scene of Digitan actively encouraging Trainer x Trainee
Overall she just wants to see umamusume be cute and happy so it dosen't matter if it's uma x uma or trainer x uma
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>>563886716
Uma Musumes are stronger than humans
Umas are horses
In a kingdom ruled by horses, females dictate everything
Females are more degenerate than males
All umas are females
Uma Musumes are stronger than humans
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Bros should I just MLB Ayabe? I could do it and I have Windy already too.
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>>563887202
I wish /uma/ would run a train on me and fill me up with validation
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>>563887661
Asl?
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>>563886720
>Nigger + Sapporo Junior Stakes
I'm not so sure I'll be able to win those races with my deck + sparks
>TOPRO MLB PIGGER
ITS NOT MY FAULT SHE DECIDED TO SPOOK ME SO MANY TIMES OKAY I DID NOT SPEND A DOLLAR
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>>563885265
Unsurprisingly the one trying to create fake narratives about other bakers was nuked as well. It was actually NTR anon samefagging.
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doesn't always have to be rape
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>>563887261
made for domination loss
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Weakling.
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>>563887758
EXPLODE
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>>563887769
Ah, so the oh so helpful NTR avatarfag was the guy who was stirring shit up in the first place?
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The rent is free where I live, that is why I can afford so many gacha pulls
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>>563887661
I would have to go last or else all other anons would be left with a loose gaping hole
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anons who get progressively drunk today should post progressively lewder images
>>
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>>563886654
Babyplay with Creek while she calls me daddy.. unf
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>>563888015
show paid carats
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Guys I have to go to work can I please get a (You)?
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>>563888034
GIWTWM
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>>563887758
Don't worry too much about winning non g1s I cope with top 3 just fine. also the agenda is just a guide for example a rival race > the suggested graded these are just for easy epithets collection
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>>563887204
But how do you get stats like that bobo? If I use 3 wit the whole career ends up being either a desperate attempt to get power above 1000 or cap speed. Even with 2 power cards the window to train power is too little for me, also stamina might suffer to end up below 700.
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>>563888094
no
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>>56388sure8094
>>
Nishino is a CHILD.
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Oh, Nishino is an actual elementary student
Are we sure the uma Urara isn't an elementary student too?
She's too retarded if she's an actual middle schooler
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>>563887645
Other good targets are Sirius and future Pasa.
If you're not pulling anytime soon I would pop them on Ayabe.
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>>563888094
wagie wagie back in the cagie
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>>563886716
Trainer? THE RAPED
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>>563888094
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>>563888094
Have a good day at work.
>>
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>>563888015
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>>563888189
Yes and she's RAPING ME HEEEEELPPPP
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>>563888179
Ahhh oh noooo it didn't work!! Sorry man, no you I guess.
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>>563888130
>I cope with top 3 just fine
this, I've lost so many clocks because of it. only clock g1
ughhh I have like a little over a hundred left where is the stim package...

>>563888094
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>>563888218
No because Flower skipped grades, unless you think that Urara was somehow capable of that too
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>>563888015
>free rent
Are you allowed to play uma in prison?
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>>563888235
I don't think I will but I see. Thanks!
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>>563888325
Can you please shut the fuck up and never reply to me again? Like seriously?
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>>563888169
cccccccccccccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>563888265
sex. with. onsen .hags

>>563888272
>see that image
>know exactly the song to post in reply
>the [sound] starts playing the exact song I was going to post
the fucking odds, I love it
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>>563888189
ToT
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>>563888448
Could you please shut the fuck up and never reply to me again? Like seriously?
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>>563888437
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>>563888323
>this, I've lost so many clocks because of it. only clock g1
I can't imagine you losing though...
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ryan LOVE
>>
I want (You)s too....
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>>563888421
I think in some countries they give internet access to inmates? I am thinking Norway maybe? I'm not quite sure
>>563888075
Sorry I was meant to reply to you with this >>563888275 , but I messed up
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>>I got you man563888668
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>>563888650
early classic mile races leave you GAPED
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>>563888275
nice
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>>563888765
GIWTWM
>>
>>563888437
braaaaaaaaaaaaaap
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>>563888740
Ahhh how embarrassing! I screwed it up again! I guess no one is getting yous today!
>>
Almost Die
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>2026
>all forgotten
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>clown show of a reply chain
always knew chevachi enjoyer were problematic
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There should be an NTR doujin where an uma marries her trainer and retires to become a housewife, but the trainer continues his job and at the academy the other umas are forcing themselves on him.
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>>563888015
Nigger this event isn't even up anymore who the fuck are you kidding with this stolen screenshot
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>>563888765
But (you)'d never lose...
Never ever
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>>563888448
I shamelessly stole it from xitter.
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>>563888901
haha yeah
just don't check my cm record...
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>>563888884
>You have to open the game everytime you take a screenshot of your Uma saying something you like in the main lobby
What is this new schizo theory?
>>
>>563888978
sounds about right
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>>563885586
Does anyone have the "would /uma/ rather play 1 MANT or watch anons dick for 1 hour" I should have saved it
>>
the super ultra cutest patootest umamusume in Tracen
and also Fukukitaru looking cute as a shrine maiden
>>
fuck you obuhi I'm using your chocolates to restore TP I'm SICK of you
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>>563888851
she needs my cock in her mouth
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>>563888668
Post an eye catching image
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>>563889025
>game is open
>you can't just screenshot something new
?
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>>563889079
lowkey might just use mine they're annoying to see
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>>563888884
You have better proof with his reply to the guy asking to show paid carats. He showed his entire stash and not the breakdown from the gacha screen
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if all umas are females
how do they breed
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>>563887202
I spent time around the gay altchan hugbox for a couple months after the hack because uhhhh
If you hate avatarfags it's that on steroids
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>>563889154
do it......
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>>563889179
retarded fucking mongo
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>>563889119
>Stop your auto parent run to take a screenshot you already have
Why do that when I can open my folder with screenshots and pick the one I want? Are you literally insane?
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>>563888991
Pre-MANT CMs don't count
I'm erasing them from the board
Clean slate
You're 1-0!
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>>563889179
With ningen men, keep up
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>563889179
Peark tourist question
>>
is kitasan/falco/grass my best team comp for cm12? grass as late surger ace btw, rejecting debuffs
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>>563889179
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>>563889331
>rejecting debuffs
No point in running grass then
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>>563889179
big ningen cock (mine)
>>
>>
>>563889331
Unlock her
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>>563889179
they insert my love rod into their honey pot
>>
I have a small penis, uma for me?
>>
Since Taurus has actual stam requirements again I'm back to struggling to reach SS....
>>
ayabe love
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>>563889331
If you want a Late Ace I see zero reason why you would not just use Dia
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>>563889331
Both Digitan and Dia are very strong on this one, I'd consider them too
Digitan with super stan ignores pace down and usually guarantees she is 5-6
Dia with Righthanded + Firm Condition demons combined with Medium S can steal a lot of wins, she needs NSM tho
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>>563889487
Unlocking her ova with my cum
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>>563889501
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>>563888168
Mostly knowing which races to run or not to run, getting somewhat lucky with the shop, and getting somewhat lucky with summer. I've been prioritizing good affinity parents over blues.
Maybe go watch some youtube sloppa for reference I guess.
Here's my non long team trial umas, they aren't too different although there's a bit more deck variety
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>>563889426
Your ningen cock is small though
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>>563889450
cute cat
>>
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>>563889179
ask tazuna
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I don't care anymore, I'm not clocking niigata
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>>563889487
after my cheer nature pulls bwo, i'll be shooting myself in the foot if i unlock her now and she ends up spooking my pulls
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>>563889542
I think it's just having more skills?
I have the same statlines as SS players but I am somehow stuck at S+ with occasional SSs
I fucking love chain events not finishing
>>
>Fast learner again
>No Sneed Star
>Lost several races
>Summer is not very rainbow
asdffff
>>
>grab a beer from the fridge
>take a sip
>ew wtf
>didn't realize it was the one brand I bought a lot of but actually despise
whoops
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>>563889692
wanna fuck the shit out of tama
wanna make her happy by buying her gifts
wanna make her happy by buying her siblings gifts
wanna make all of them happy by buying them all expensive dinners
wanna make them all happy
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>>563889747
WHAT THE!?
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>>563889852
dummy now what...
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>>563889785
idk skills-wise my umas are looking fine (though not exceptional). Needing more stam just means I can't fully reach 1200 power and wit and the closer you get to cap the more rating individual points in stats are worth
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>>563886410
>paid
bwo. You can generate better ones or at least non-obvious AI ones with free model
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>>563889852
I do this but for food
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>>563889852
you now know how mood downs feel
>>
I have a huge cock, uma for me?
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>>563889179
Gwo hasn't watched Road to the Top.
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>>563889626
>>563889630
i thought this cm was left-handed for some reason... either way i picked grass for the OYL + NSM + From the Brink combo, have my own Yeppers wit and borrowing Sirius wit
would Grass still not be my best choice for the pure gamba?
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>>563890084
Hishi Akebono, hers is larger for sure so you'll love that
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>>563890084
Go to gametora and sort by Long Aptitude -> Descending
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>>563888265
>>
Guess the spark
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>>563890262
1* speed
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>>563890215
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>>563890262
4* power
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>>563890262
3 speed
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>>563890215
>she'll beat me up the next time we meet
deserved
>>
> There's a feetkuno + yeppers banner in some months
> It's a week before MANT ends
Whose idea was this
>>
>it's over
No it the fuck isn't
>>
>>563889981
there's still a lot of other stuff...been meaning to give these away

>>563890075
I will remember this the next time I force a kale juice down their throat...
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>>563890148
She could stack donuts on me
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>>563890297
>>563890313
>>563890338
Actually was 1* guts this time
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>>563890307
>christmas cake
what age is that?
>>
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>>563890135
UUUOOOOOOH CUNNY ROAD
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>>563885435
It seems that more jigmakers are needed
https://jiggie.fun/J60nN_
https://jiggie.fun/J60nN_
https://jiggie.fun/J60nN_

https://jiggie.fun/J60nN_
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>>563890492
By definition, 26. This angers the ojiis and obaas though
>>
can I please get GW spark next april I've been a good boy
>>
>>563890507
No stopping me!
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>>563890621
Please catbox some doggy if you have some.
>>
>>563890647
from what?
>>
>>563890589
what the fuck is the point of having 8 jiggies going together so everyone fucks off to do whatever instead of playing together? this shit is boring
>>
>>563890026
>You can generate better ones or at least non-obvious AI ones with free model
I assume yours is a sample of the opposite?
>>563890621
OGURIN AS IN EROTIC
>>
why don't slopfags ever keep their shit to themselves
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>>563890026
>AI slop inherited the ring light reflections
grim
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>>563890698
abusing shakur
>>
>>563886079
he literally said 9 not 4
>>
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>>563890084
you can't just say that and not provide a tribute video as evidence, complete with screen tapping and moaning
>>
GET BLASTED
>>
>>563890967
AIIIIIII
>>
yep, still hate bloomers. panties or spats/shorts are the way to go
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>>563890307
>no sagging
What an immersion breaker
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>>563890910
He's not Flash, why would he say nein?
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>>563890935
YIKES
imagine rolling for censored slop
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>>563890895
holy based, I think Shakur is too bratty and needs to know how to properly respect other people
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>>563891096
FUCK I ALREADY MASTURBATED FUCK IT'S GONNA HURT BUT I NEED TO
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>>563890967
AAAAAAAA MY EYES
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why don't handrawnslopfags ever keep their dogshit to themselves
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STOP
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I need to finish the carnival missions so I can get a shard to do guts runs...
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>>563890738
jigging is the point
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>>563890948
No tribute yet but will this suffice?
https://gofile.io/d/ZL3C91
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I need an umawife
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I want to he a victim.
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>>563891334
i didnt even finish the wheel event lol
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>>563890967
AAAAARGHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>563891462
>ywn
kms
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>>563890967
>Always been Ai-chan biggest fan and even followed her way before she was immortalized as an Umamusume
>Nobody believes me now that she is playable
Everyday I fight
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>>563891598
I believe you.
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>>563891452
Now I need to jerk off again...I want you already please disclose your location...
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>>563890307
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>>563891598
I only believe you're a schizo because a horse's first and biggest fan is always the trainer
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>>563891692
>
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>>563889923
Making sweet love to Light Hello
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>>563891693
The face of a woman before and after sex
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>>563891693
I love that she does shota ASMR even outside uma.
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>>563890621
Nah. Yours looks very default NAI model and it's so painful seeing anyone even pay for it when you can do the same with a free model
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is she even trying bwos...
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>>563890623
now please finish your chains on ssrs
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>>563891463
>fl*tliner detected
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>>563891692
EU is all I will say
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>>563891695
You might be replying to Sakae right now and we will never know
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>>563891938
Perfect!
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>>563891692
bricked
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>
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>the homo erping is back again
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That's right. Fuck you. Your ult's conditions are shit
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>>563891959
The chance of that guy coming to 4 and not 2 is null
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Reminder that there is no shortage of willing dicks. There is very little legitimate reason for someone, even troons and fags, to turn to you in desperation.
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>>563892056
Bricked indeed
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Races starting in an hour and a half
7 hours till graded races
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>>563891232
don't say that...
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>>563892156
It was only a matter of time. Cloudflare needs to shit itself again
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>>563892156
I just want everyone to accept me for who I really am...
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>>563892156
It's not gay if it's with the dick posting Anon.
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>the ntr shitter is unironically gay
are we suprised?
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>>563892283
Then maybe post as yourself and stop pretending to be me? Seems like a good start
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>>563892219
Teio and Mackie is such a basic bitch taste pairing.
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I know we often describe ask to be assigned an Uma but don't you think you should first consider what kind of trainer the Uma wants?
Foe example, what umamusume would want a people pleasing trainer who neglects their own needs? What about someone who is hyper competive? Would any Uma want a trainer that's a nihilist with a wicked sense of humor?
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>>563891938
Central Europe please...
Your dick looks quite a bit like my ex'. For a moment, I actually thought it might be him.
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>18:13:09
>18:14:37
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>>563892156
It's only gay if there's penis-prostate contact!
Sucking cock or admire your bros penis is not!
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>>563892447
If it's good, I don't care.
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>>563892446
>maybe post as yourself
>larps on an anonymous board

hmmmmmmmm
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>>563892452
Irrelevant, because a good trainer will train and marry any and all umas that come his way
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>>563891452
It is... acceptable
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I've been masturbating too much lately...
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>>563892640
I agree to that.
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>>563892156
Fine Motion owes me sex
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It's Bourbon, not Barbin
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>>563892701
I only do the 4th on repeat until I dry-cry myself to sleep
>>563892772
Don't forget to check your health and take mineral supplements if you do it 3 or more times a day frequently
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every hole's a goal
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>>563892735
Even the boy uma? Even the mobs? Even goldshi?
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https://youtu.be/3K_BeYM-oQM?si=SrTdfEbx7SDfBV1d
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>>563892887
Burrobone
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>>563892772
It's not your fault. These horses are fucking succubi.
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>>563892224
I just can't watch jump races. Suspenseful for all the wrong reasons. I do appreciate how wacky the courses look.
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>>563892926
Goldship is the most likely to end up pregnant first
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>>563892514
7 and you can continue to be gay
Anything else and you get struck by lightning or hit by a car for your gay sins
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post something cute
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wish brian were real
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>>563892854
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>>563892514
>Spoiler
I wanna hear more anon, how good was it?
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>>563892912
GOAAAL IN
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>>563893026
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>>563892926
There are no boy umamusume and all umamusume are mobile. Gold Ship however is a special case, yes
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I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR COCK
IF I DON'T SEE ANYTHING UMA RELATED YOUR COCK VIDEO IS SHIT. I WANT TO SEE ANONS CUTE BUTTS WHILE THEY DRESS AS UMAMUSUME

>>563893026
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>>563893026
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>>563892926
As long as I train them, they will win, their emotional struggles will be handled, and they will carry my children
At the same time if I have to
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>>563893026
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>>563893026
https://gofile.io/d/ctdPWr
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>>563892514
>the german keibaposter anon is gay
Not surprised but it's good evening gossip
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>>563893158
I remember when people took 'Wokemusume' as an insult....
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>>563893026
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>>563893187
>you'll never have sex with an uma wearing your clothes
Why live bros...
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Would an /uma/ anon be gentle for a shy first timer?
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>>563893160
>WANT TO SEE ANONS CUTE BUTTS WHILE THEY DRESS AS UMAMUSUME
Oh?
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>>563893026
>>
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>>563893158
The Stay Gold poster also posts pro-lgbt stuff on his Twitter
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the ideal cm12 team comp for non-xoguri havers would be either triple front or triple late, right? to make it harder for xoguris to get off u=ma2
i'm thinking of going with one of those two team comps now, leaning towards triple late since i don't have smaru or vbourbon either
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>>563893338
asking also, for a friend of course!
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>>563893314
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
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>>563893426
I have xoguri and am running triple front
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>>563892926
>goldshi
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>>563893426
>triple late
Golshi was the strongest Taurus uma, why isn't she being considered an option now?
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>>563893283
Confusion would say this. She loves gossip.
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>get gw and med S
>get fucked on rainbows and kita not finishing her chain
I am going to fuck and stretch my ona in anger now because this could have been godly
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>>563893356
I'm not gae but I want to love someone cute.
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>>563893402
Evil...
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>>563893426
Triple late is killing yourself, you need a front or a cope pace. The only reason to go triple late is for going into group B and taking down every XOguri you see with a triple dominator team out of pure spite.
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>>563893426
Correct, but for lates you want to run 1 end closer with them, someone like goldship or tama who have a lot of middle race velocity
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>>563893531
>front xoguri
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>>563893557
Spurt no work, better options exist now
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>>563893643
woah
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Massive, stinky Oji-sans....
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>>563893158
if you have time to complain you have them to report and hide
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>>563893534
The biggest catch. No matter how long it takes, I will conquer her
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>>563892452
That matters little when you’re destined to train a specific uma and training any others just keeps you from getting far in your career as a trainer
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STOP SHARING COCKS IN /UMA/ JESUS CHRIST
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Listen to this
https://youtu.be/4itTQIV1g1U?si=ZiFSFRkrA7D1Mzeb
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>>563893734
I'm not massive. I'm 175cm and weigh 85kg...
I'm just fat
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chiyoposting, kitaposting, currenposting, diaposting, ntrposting, lunaposting, aiposting and fukuposting should be bannable
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every single fucking day I see gay faggotry here 24/7. You faggots don't even sleep
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>>563893035
you can find the uglies in your mom's bedroom
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>>563893750
>them
time*
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>>563893664
Spurt not working didn't stop Golshi from dominating the first CM.
>better options
Such as?
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>>563893818
Where is yours?
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>>563893769
Imagine cumming in your umawife, and have your umagf Goldship lick the creampie out of her
>>563893158
This is yurinigger's fault
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>>563893614
That's a man? No way
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>>563893859
>You faggots don't even sleep
I... Can't answer to this...
Wow, anon... You really are special...
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>>563893812
I wonder who my destined Uma is.
I hope she's cute
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>>563893868
Congrats on the gayest post itt despite the literal dick pics
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>>563893859
I thought those were just rumors or legends, but do faggots actually not require sleep?
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>open thread
>a bunch of gay nigger faggots are doing ERP again
>literally posting their dicks jerking off
>the only one on topic is NTR avatarfag sharing umamusume music
jesus christ it is the fucking endtimes
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>>563893928
>Imagine cumming in your umawife, and have your umagf Goldship lick the creampie out of her
>tfw my dick started throbbing as I read that sentence
Is there a specific name for this? It's the hottest shit ever. Imagine how degrading it would be with certain pairs of umas like daiwa and vodka
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>>563893889
It would take too much effort to explain everything so I’m just not going to
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>>563893769
>I will conquer her
Good luck with that desu wa
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>>563893643
Kissing that uma on the lips
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>complains about gay shit
>still lurks this thread
That's a big closet anon
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>Gives you guaranteed Nonstop Girl
>and a ton of stats
>and guaranteed great mood
>and cures what is ailing you
There will be no more Yukino slander henceforth
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>>563893026
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>>563894124
Alright. So I'm going with /uma/ #1 favorite reply:
You don't even play the game.
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>>563893945
it's a girl, but my point stands, it's not gae if he's cute enough

>>563894090
cuckquean cum eating would be
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>hate yurifags so much we become yaoifags to drive them out
Sasuga /uma/ I see the plan...
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>>563894216
her name is Yeppers
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>>563894023
>jerking off an avatarfag unprompted
Nice post faggot, you're just as bad as the ones with their dick out
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Reminder that the /vm/ thread is on-topic and mods delete gay ERP and off-topic shit there.
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>>563894023
please refer to >>563893750
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>doing sprint g1 with b aptitude
I'm in the danger zone!
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>>563894241
Good talk
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>>563880930
Nooo... why must we bully diabetic Oguri :(
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>>563894139
Its doable, no one can beat the cock, pump enough sperm into her and she'll want more for herself alone.
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>>563894216
>>and a ton of stats
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>>563893972
But its a dick VID not a pic
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>>563893026
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I tried to warn you. if you let JPfags walk around freely, they'll turn this thread into nothing but porn spam and gay ERP with 0 discussion about the game itself just like their thread. next step is making a discord for this degeneracy and posting about it here as dramabait.
arguing about if sweepy was cheating or not was the peak of this general, sad it will never recover.
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>ace run
don't mind if i do
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>>563894216
>yeppers
>slander
huh?
>ton of stats
huh???
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>>563894307
Yeah but this is my home and I find the ironic gayness funny. It's just banter no one's actually gay.
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>nee nee, anon, we've heard your Trainee is on break today visiting her family, why don't you come with us to hang out and have some fun?
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>>563894409
Shot at 60 dpps (dick pics per second)
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>>563894515
Sure thing!
Where should we go? Get cookies? Ice cream?
Whatever's your pleasure!
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>>563894513
>ironic
>just banter
yeah 15 people are ironically watching a video of a cock.
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>>563894515
Nishino is the most dangerous one
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>>563894513
I'm sure there are plenty of actual bisexuals or faggots here, but the main reason the ERP keeps resurging is because it gets such a big reaction.
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>>563894513
>a bunch of scatjeets are shitting up all over the place and raping my wife and kids
>but it's just banter i'm having fun
okay retard
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>>563894371
>>563894512
2 events give you +10 power/wit/guts. Seems like a lot to me compared to other cards.
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>>563894596
>we were going to our dorms, to play some videogames in Maya-chan's console, come with us we invited some more friends tehee
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>>563894513
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>>563894360
>no one can beat the cock
Yeah? From which breed?
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>>563894725
I'd argue most people are bisexual and they just don't know it yet.
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Where does she get all the money to fund her experiments?
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>>563894513
Kill yourself you’re part of the fucking problem too you absolute faggot
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will GL cure us of the gay
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I came, we can go back to discussing the game now
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>>563894513
200 downloads btw
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>>563894829
isn't she from a rich family?
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>>563894725
As an ERP indulger, sometimes its just hot. What's wrong when something like that naturally pops up?
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>>563894841
It will until one anon finally posts pictures cosplaying an Uma. Then we won't have more cock posting but femboy ass posting
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bake up
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>>563894829
Tacuteon wife
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>>563894907
>>563894907
>>563894907
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>>563894752
Top Road gives 30 speed/stamina total from her chain, and an extra 25 speed from random event
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>>563895014
>ntr faggot making a thread again
lol
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Liking loli or being a pedo is such a reddit fetish, bit cringe even
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>>563895053
>faggot
i'm straight
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>>563895053
It was a bake 2 images before we hit the image limit at least
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>>563894841
GL will be a bigger filter than MANT btw. not only scenario cards become a permanent thing for almost all future scenarios meaning you'll have to save forever so no impulse rolling, but the RNG gets so bad runs are decided in the first 25 or so turns you have before the first new year's event
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>>563894886
TOO BAD, now I'm going to go stretch out my ona because I got horny
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>>563895240
>got hard again
no...
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>>563894974
I will rape anyone cosplaying as Light Hello
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>>563895397
and you'll keep being hard until I get to fill it..
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>>563895535
then please do I need to cum again VERY soon...
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>>563895645
stretching it out now.. you're lucky I had some lube left
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>>563895920
do post when you're about to fuck it so we can sync up..
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>>563896049
going in~
I'll record a vocaroo for your ears only
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>>563896229
fuck anon, yes please
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>>563896371
you'll need to finish while saying onii-sama though.....
https://litter.catbox.moe/tk6jtitvkukogrn0.jpg
https://vocaroo.com/17d7THDxvXIA tell me when you dl it so it's for you only
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>>563896701
got it got it!
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>>563896782
you're welcome~ cute!!!
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What the fuck am I reading
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>>563897490
/uma/ finding love. Don't worry, we'll make it too.
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>>563896868
gOD I came out of my mind... ..,m. thank you, onii-sama... it's still throbbing what the...
https://litter.catbox.moe/nt5rwv4fmu06zs3c.jpg
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>>563897659
CUTE CUTE CUTE
I'm gonna say our date was successful then
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>>563897769
r-right! I think so too!!
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>>563897862
patpat, maybe at one point I'll give you more... too cute..
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>>563897862
>>563897979
fuck off and die already
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>>563894228
Why does her head look like that?

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