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>Recent News
Blizzard & Turtle WoW have settled, official announcement maybe in 5 days. Bowser/Crogge is stressed.
Stormforge shutting down on May 14th.
>Released Servers
Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla World+Retail, Classless, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (WOTLK)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)
>Active Guilds
Type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite. If you search Evil, sort by "Guild" (not "Zone") to filter the list.
<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance
<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 18:00 server time
<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 20:00 server time >>>/trash/heals guild
>BBC+
https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POI
https://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/
>Turtle
All Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com
>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC
>Previous Thread
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>Warmane removed both player counts and download tab
ITS SO FUCKING OVER
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>>563888012
Nah it was big when I was in school
I'm not delusional like (You) about being a manchild, we all are on here
I like being normal Joe in a fantastical world as I'm not afflicted with special snowflake syndrome
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That's it
I gave EPOOP a fair chance
I really did
its garbage
its unironically garbage
I'd rather play on a x1 regular vanilla server than keep playing this
its not just the awful custom content, its not just the dogshit class balance, somehow, even with a double digit population, the community manages to be the worst of it
its worse than ambershire
I guess its over for private servers...
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You're a traitor...
You abandoned Epoch.
We were told you were a tried & true, lifelong patriot. But when Kaytotes said he would save the private server community if we deposed Shenna... You did nothing. Was Kaytotes wrong about you?
This is your final chance to prove your loyalty or be branded a deserter. We're giving you one final chance to stand with Epoch.
You only have 20 minutes >>> https://ascension.gg/en
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>>563890178
No you're just illiterate and can't fathom that multiple anons think you're an annoying faggot
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>>563890519
I'm neither of those anons and am only present in this thread to watch the private server apocalypse for shits and giggles. With that being said, holy fuck you're a tremendous faggot.
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>>563890835
I meant to reply to >>563890452 actually, but you can rope too.
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>>563891074
that was actually pretty funny yeah
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Is it well and truly over or is this the juiciest nothingburger?
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>>563891295
stormforge is actual casualty
turtle playerbase is like sub 3k making lfg unusable
warmane removed download button and player count so potential kill there
so definitely not a nothingburger if you play any of those servers
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I need my WoW fix but I can't bring myself to play turtle until a statement
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>>563891486
turtle playerbase always feels so fake
even with 3k niggas you're telling me there's not FOUR people on to do any of the dungeons I'm queuing for? Sure there's about a hundred people in SW and a couple questing here and there but the server always felt more like 1k pop at most
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Are there any explanations from the warmane staff about what the fuck is going on?
That being said, are they just better at hiding it or is Ascension completely unaffected, if they are left alone then i would like to know why.
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>>563891909
>he needs help in the open world
do epoop players really?
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Paymane sisters .... is it over?
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Awful lotta whiny faggots in this thread.
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>S-sorry the announcement is delayed indefinitely it's so stressful :(((
AHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GOOK GODS FINALLY DID SOMETHING WORTHWHILE IN THEIR USELESS BUGMAN LIVES
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Poochie won.
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>>563888280
yeah he's dumb
WoW was basically the normietier mmo which everyone played from kids, adults, old boomers the works.
Which is why mmorpgs are so bad now, a ton of morons got into the genre because of WoW.
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warmane status?
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TURTLE TRANNIES IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
BLIZZARD GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
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>>563893248
Microsoft is literally looking at this project and retoilet and ready to pull the plug, Midnight and Classic are failures, the Doom Crossover didnt move the player count for Diablo 4 and now they are bringing lilith back with zero fucks given everywhere.
They already are getting billions off people playing Fallout 76 seasons by now and fucking CoD was such a failure internally and with the community that the jeets are reconsidering keeping the IP alive.
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You will pay for retail and enjoy the gay parades
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What should I think about this?
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>>563893731
s-she looks just like me! beautiful.. thank you blizzard.
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>>563893647
Classic and CoD were projects in progress before the acquisition.
Microsoft thought it would be a success and let them do it
now here we are in 2026 and both bombed hard
Meanwhile Bethesda is the one saving Microsoft's hide
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>>563893731
Quick question, why does something this stupid exist?
it's not like us straight people run around needing a parade showing we're straight so why do homosexuals want to parade around telling the world they're gay af when it comes to intercourse?
as a matter of what why is a parade that is focused on sex even being put into world of warcraft?
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What's the rationale behind turtle allowing multiboxing?
From the way I see it multiboxing is bad because it enables and encourages anti-social behavior in what should be a social game.
Why randomly stop at 2 accounts too?
Would like to hear arguments as to why it's a good thing to allow it.
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>>563894001
you know how they used to have humilliation parades in germany after they lost the big goyim uprising? and all their big beautiful architecture was demolished, and they would distribute pamphlets saying YOU ARE BAD GOY
purely because they resented them for ever resisting?
thats basically microsoft and the current troons with the chuddies that used to play wow
they hate you and they will never stop hating you
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>>563894164
It's almost time for the turtle sisters to enter the graveyard tonight
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>>563894141
I think it mainly boils down to they don't want to police it and they don't want to do multi IP exemptions like project 1999 because of how much time it takes.
Easier to just have no multiboxing HC/warmode rule (which funny enough hurts their pockets if they allow it).
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>Effort
Nigga the servers are dead, zero communication with the playerbase, nothing about when the updates will drop, people are leaving out of knowing that nothing will change, even my guild took a break in bbc for classic due to good ol ascension shenanigans.
Even to fill a Kara, mag or Grull run has been a nightmare.
And people are leaving.
Fucking ESO is adding 76 seasonal support and the end of the retarded combat cancel anim mechanics this summer, and the playerbase are literally coming back because is also including DLC and Chapters now being part of the base game now.
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>>563894001
Do you play in wpsg guilds?, Do you know what boards are on this site? Tthere is no larger concentration of faggots than what FMC was on nord or the people that post on /trash/ or /gif/. Dont get me wrong im not gonna play blizzards slop but you really shouldn't be throwing stones.
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>blizzshills are here
mental gymnastics posts a cometh
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>>563894654
he doesn't care about the game in general once people saw how awful he is at it even though he played it for 80% of his adult life.
He even sacrificed his teeth for this game and still couldn't git gud.
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>>563894813
>he played it for 80% of his adult life
he never really played it
asmon has been getting carried and the streamer treatment since fucking mop
he's unironically too low IQ, he was already dumb and his lifestyle has completely rotted his brain
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This will be me no matter the news, because I have no horse in this race I'm just here to laugh at the losers, be that the turtle trannies or the doom sissies.
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>>563893248
It will suck if they take from Chinkforged servers
SoD for its faults actually had some vision which led to some of the best instances I've played (Kara Crypts and Scarlet Enclave, Demonfall Canyon was cool too) along with some actually good storytelling (Caldoran being the best villain WoW has had in 10+ years)
Itemization was also fun, the devs clearly had fun with all the weapon procs. The curse debuff on the Dreadblade was kino af and Classic-pilled
Blood Moon event was goated, best time I've ever had PvPing across WoW
It's just too bad so many got filtered by muh incursions which were dumb but P4 onward was great and I'm glad I got to play through it
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>>563895551
so poorly made raids with reused assets and a zerg pvp event that basically turned on the gurubashi FFA pvp effect but across the entire zone is "the most fun ever" this little lad has ever had.
wew laddy no wonder blizzard enthralls you wierdos so easily
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ikr
OMGGG is that hecking gnomeregan but as a raid?!?!?!?!
OMGGG is that scarlet monastery but as a hecking mother effing RAID?!?!?!?!?!?!
OMGGG is that retail abilities but we can use them in vanilla?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
blizzard take my money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>563896509
true the only winners are the faggots and trannys on retail, now they can be represented in official lore and get to choose body type 1 or body type 2 at character creation
Will you attend the pride parade btw?
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>>563896445
and did you see le items like the sword in the stone but the stone is on it!! Its like le Puss in Realistic Panic Attack movie! And you have to heccin break the durability to tirn it into a swprd! So heccin cleverino!
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>>563894001
it always goes back to them
those things are almost non existent outside of US and it's vessels. And it never existed in US either until they took Christianity/Whites down and took the reins.
Simple look at history and anyone with even half a functioning brain can come to this conclusion.
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>>563894141
>What's the rationale behind turtle allowing multiboxing?
warlocks are the least actively played class and majority of them are nothing but summon bots for communities, individuals(previously illegal) and guilds, both servers affected. more windows allowed but solely for the purpose of clicking the portal
mages aren't exactly the common classes as well especially on horde side
is it good? no. not in a slightest because soulless 60 following some low level is a new normal now.
but it is understandable why it was allowed. nobody wants to experience the slow travel times for the Nth time
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>poorly made raids with reused assets and a zerg pvp event that basically turned on the gurubashi FFA pvp effect but across the entire zone is...
...the best that Blizz or any pserver dev made for WoW during the last decade or so.
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the TURDle freak lashes out when cornered by blizzardGODs
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>>563895803
It's not that the Light was le bad, Caldoran was simply a power hungry bastard who scorched countless of his own followers in a vain attempt to 'purify' the Ashbringer. If anything his and Aeonas from the paladin class storyline was more faithful to the Light than anything produced by Blizzard in years.
Assuming you even played through SoD and paid attention, the latter clearly not the case
>>563895964
Yes it was, WoW hasn't had anything like it so the experience was unique and a lot of emergent gameplay arose from it as opposed to the sterility of PvP elsewhere
I have my issues with the balancing of SE, but it was kino to run regardless.
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It was but there was some vision which I enjoyed. I'm afraid Classic+ will just be Chinkforged slop or something along the line but we will see.
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>gnomer raid
>if you dont bring free action potion and two types of resist elixirs the final boss just ass rapes you to oblivion
>if one (1) retard doesnt handle bombs right your group is dead
WOWOWOW SUCH GOOD RAID DESIGN BLIXXSXSTERS I LOVE NOT HAVING FUN OR AGENCY
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>>563897016
more lashing out, very sad!
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>>563897134
doggie pochie owo
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>Aeonas
>Guy who literally gets tortured by "heccin Ch-chudlet Chudsade" for saying "Light is... Le neutral!"
>Also works with a Scourge DK
>Then goes back in time with you to watch Uther die for reasons
Wow the gold standard of Light writing
Fuck off
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>It's been said multiple times that Crogge and Shenna pretty much control the entire Pserver landscape except for Ascension
>Always met with LOL NICE SCHIZO THEORY TORTA ISN'T SHENNA BTW LOL
>Turtle hit with lawsuit
>Big news coming today
>Other servers start dropping like flies left and right today, even shit like Warmane
It couldn't be...could it? Surely they prophecy wasn't true after all...
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>>563897487
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>blizzard hemorrhaging subscriptions and losing tons of money
>get called in by microsoft pajeet overlord and asked for explanation
>"uhhh its the private servers!!! see look theres ads for them on facebook everyone is playing the evil private servers if we shut them down we will have 20 million subs again"
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>>563896795
>because of warlocks
Hmm i don't think this holds up, why not simply change warlock to be able to summon without other people helping? Or perhaps only able to summon by himself if he is in a city but still need help in other places?
Also there's nothing wrong with a class not being popular, there are people who enjoy playing the underdog unpopular class. Not really related to the point but this idea that everything has to be equally balanced is what ruined many other games.
Regardless of these opinions I don't think that explanation makes much sense. The previous one about not wanting to waste time policing multiboxers seems more plausible.
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>>563897925
Why is the scarlet crusade evil, give me 1 reason.
And no, wanting to kill the forsaken is not evil.
Them being sentient and the player being able to play them doesnt mean they are good, they literally have rape slaves in undercity that you can see in the game.
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>>563898381
>spoonfeed me vanilla wow lore
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>Got a 7 day timeout on the troontle discord for saying Shenna
damn now I won't be able to make fun of them this sucks
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The light isn't evil, but the scarlet was using it for zealotry blind faith and they obviously being brainwashed by balnazarr.
In fact there was never a questline where you expose them and has the scarlet NPC's enter on a civil war after discovering the truth.
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Isilien was literally Dalthoran/balnazarr's right hand
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>2.4k online
Please just end it
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>>563898918
>Isilien was literally Dalthoran/balnazarr's right hand
Then why was he able to channel the Light? Why didn't it abandon him? Could it be that being evil doesn't disqualify one from wielding the Light? Much the same as Blood Elf Priests who allied with the Burning Legion in WC3? No? None of those things matter? Because you pretend they don't? Gotcha.
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>say when the lawsuit against troontle started that this was blizzard doing a beta test on how easily they could get rid of servers
>get called a retard and told that this was because turtle simply overstepped their bounds with advertisements
>it wasnt exactly wrong but people insisted other servers would be safe
>fast forward today
I FUCKING WARNED YOU NIGGERS
I TOLD YOU FROM THE START THAT BLIZZARD WAS USING TURTLE AS A TEST FOR TAKING DOWN OTHER MAJOR SERVERS
ASCENSION ISNT SAFE
TAURI ISNT SAFE
YOUR 50 POP NICHE MEME SERVER ISNT SAFE
DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE EXPANSION AND THE SINGLE PLAYER PROJECT BECAUSE ITS GONNA BE THE ONLY WAY TO PLAY WOW SOON
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>>563899781
I accept your concession.
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>>563899440
Because Isilien didn't even know he was working for a dreadlord, he would had killed himself in rage.
No one knew whom balnazarr was, if whitemane had lived in the vanilla questline, she would be the first joining fordring for penitence, in fact it would had been the perfect origin for paletress before the character separation.
Again, blizzard was stupid for not letting us uncover this mystery, it is on par with the cancelled questline to find out the legion infiltrators trying to cause alliance and horde into a war in vanilla that began in ashenvale.
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>>563899906
And what about the Blood Elves who knowingly allied themselves with the Legion? What about literal cannibalistic Trolls living in the jungle fucking raptors in their cloacas? Why can they use the Light?
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>>563897935
My current schizo theory is it's happy coincidence and collusion or you may say... settlement that we still don't know the actual contents of
Shenna wants to reboot turtle and bust out chink team. It didn't raise long ago, at least looking at their roadmap and changelogs, but that so long gay bowser convo from king chink + the leaked logs where they cry about problems in china if valid may indicate there is a major rift between them.
Blizzard on their part is aggravated because they are soon launching overlapping audience product and they need some victories to show to their anal jeetlords. They collude and let her and probably most of the retards who got caught with their names online go away scot free, ask her to NOT do shit until their project launches and + some time, then she can do whatever. She will reboot it all when the dust settles - leaving chinks behind, which is her main goal.
Most certainly after a thorough change of assets and all is done to achieve plausible deniability and not trigger round 2 boogaloo that nobody(even blizzard) wants.
It's all schizo rambling but there is one thing that is certain - aint no way she is not relaunching at some point in time.
Pservers are a literal gold mine.
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>>563899561
The only reason to play wow is for the people you meet, there are so many better rpgs that have come before and after, I cant imagine playing any version of wow by myself, I think I would rather just stop playing videogames if solo wow was my only option.
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>>563900193
That's my point. The Light is morally indiscriminate.
>>563900220
Infinitely preferable to being written by christcucks, who are of course famous for making great video games amirite?
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>>563900075
gnomes are probably more like the french
goblins are italian
and ogres are americans
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>>563900079
for gameplay purposes the classes are the same but troll priests are witch doctors that use hexes and totems and blood elves forcefully ripped light energy from a captured naaru
its like how undead priests are all canonically shadow users as light half-revives them and they can feel the maggots writhing in their body and taste the rot in their mouth
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>>563900554
im not the guy you were arguing with but yes they used the light before tbc but after consuming fel needed to start literally stealing it for themselves after the fall of the sunwell
this isnt exactly hard to understand
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If they were complying they'd just give us a date for the shutdown.
This tells me they're looking at either a relaunch under a new name/owner or simply blocking the US, switching to foreign payment processors, and moving on.
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>>563901484
There's a small chance they might be allowed to operate but with specific rules this happened to a everquest private server
They had to remove all custom content, set a strict total player cap limit, and were no longer to go pass a certain point content wise compared to the official game.
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>>563891741
The common theory is that one of the Ascension investors is friends with some of the Blizzard board members and they're using Ascension as a de facto testing grounds for official Wow, hence why they're tolerated. Its also why Ascension tries so many different things on so many servers and why they bought up Epoch.
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>>563903427
no you wont
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POCHIE
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>>563903746
I look like this and play pochie
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>>563903175
>likely in the twilight of WoW private servers, with other servers hosted countries previously though to be untouchable either shutting down or entering panic mode
>"awwh d00d but da twoondles"
Legitimately no hope for you reactionary retards, enjoy paying 15 goybux a month as your only option in the near future
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pochie status?
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>>563904004
please be my wow gf!!!!
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>>563904484
NOW THIS is a much more accurate image, say Pochie all you want if you're going to be posting this
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Class/race combo for this feel?
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>POCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIE
You're a 35 year old man playing on the shittiest wow server
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>>563905361
thanks, i guess...
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Warmane is done. Account creation has been disabled.
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>>563906420
>stormforge actually dead
>warmane in panic mode
>ascension probably next
turtle was the canary in the coal mine wasnt it
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he's just taking the piss at this point
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I literally just bought a set of MoCA adapters because Frostmourne HC sounded neat but I didn't want to die because of my wifi randomly disconnecting during a storm or something
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>>563907786
what kind of thirdie shithole you live in where a storm can knock you're internet down?
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>>563907023
>charges at you
Frost Nova
>Intercepts
Blink
>Pops FAP
Sheeps
>UUUH....
Frostbolt + Double Cold Snapped Cone of Cold Shatter combo in your face /spit /lol /moon
S-so OP...
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>never had a chance for tandrok to pop my e-bussy
gonna miss you turtlesisters
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/wowcg/ is making fun of us ....
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good fucking riddance troondle
good fucking riddance all the broke trannies that only play troondle because they're too broke to afford an FFXIV subscription which is where they'd obviously rather be and are about to kill themselves
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So in the end, prophecy was true...
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>>563909028
Tired of Boku no Pico?
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Who's laughing now bitch?
You'll come crawling back like always. On your knees like the mazed junkie you are. You need your fix. We're the only supplier left in town. If you buy the Epic Midnight Special Deluxe Edition in addition to a 10 year sub I might let you in again.. Beg junkie, on your knees.
APOLOGIZE.
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>>563909913
I haven't played WoW since Legion, private servers included. Aside from a tiny bit during Classic launching before I realized what a shit show it would be. I'm just here for the melties. I would consider CoA if it ever actually comes out, but it obviously won't.
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>>563909782
Never.
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tauri will rise from the ashes
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>>563910685
Literally just made an account to check and it worked fine.
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>all my pservers are cucking to blizz
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>>563900375
it's been obvious forever but
>humans = english
>dwarves = scottish
>nelves = ancient pre-roman influence celtic british peoples
>gnomes = swiss
>orcs = mongolians
>trolls = a mix of african and native ancient central/south americans, darkspear are obviously specifically jamaicans /caribbean blacks
>tauren = native north americans
>undead = more english? i don't feel lordaeron and stormwind's cultures were that different and if you wanted to say romanian for classic horror memes,worgen fit that much better
>goblins = extremely jewish italians
>high elves = french?
>draenei = russians
>pandas = chinese
i'd keep going but i'd be here all night and most these should be super obvious and have been the same since western medieval fantasy races even started being a thing
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The announcement will save us. Trust the plan.
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Her master plan is to kill every private server so she can have a monopoly on all versions of wow
Next year we will have
>Official Era (vanilla)
>Official TBC Era
>Official Wrath Era
>Official Cataclysm Era
>Official MoP Era
And of course .... Classic Ploos.
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uncs in this itt cant afford $15 for an official sub but can drop $200 on a shadowmourne on paymane
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>>563911630
Exactly
It was never a money problem, I would gladly sub for 3x the regular sub price if the game was decent, with GMs, 0 bots, 0 gold selling spam and devs that are actually passionate about the game.
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Remember stable, if Ambershire goes down we're migrating to XIV's Balmung US
If you're absent I'll leak all your logs and will turn on your Lovesense at max setting until you join us
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>>563891652
Anon, a private server is not getting new accounts/alts when there is nothing new happening, of course no one wants to run DM or BRD, cause everyone is already fully decked out.
During CC2 or Amby launch there were tons of dungeons going.
With the looming threat of closure, lots of peps that played with me stopped logging
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>>563913153
it's literally zone wide gurubashi arena along with mindless zerging, you have horrible taste not to mention how bad some of the GYs were so if you had the powerhouse group you eventually made everyone stuck running for 20 minutes to res and couldn't get anymore currency.
bloody coins is 50000x > blood moon garbo
warmode pvp zones (sadly stuck in retail)
> blood moon garbo
warmode would work wonders in classic since they're so hyper focused on having layers just do pve and pvp modes and get it over with. Designate hotspot pvp quests and give increased exp and gathering while in war mode it also solves having too many servers and creating ghost towns which classic is notorious for doing.
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>>563913487
Sounds like a PICNIC error (problem in chair not in computer).
>>563913670
My are mom.
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BBRRRAPPPPP
*crushes your favorite private server with her ass*
BRRAAPPPP BRAPPPP BRRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFF
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>>563913586
You wanted to fight near the patrolling world boss for maximum blood, and knowing the turn in points where he patrolled during a given event was key. If you actually played you'd know.
Held out twice at the arena entrance with my group for the full duration when the boss patrolled nearby, that gave me a rush like nothing else in WoW.
Helped that I was on Lava Lash which at the time was populated enough for consistent action but you'd actually fight familiar faces as opposed to being on a gay megaserver.
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>>563914404
>freebasing with a black chick
werw
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>>563914512
i am on prep/dont really like girls. she is just like the queen of all these street hoes and the only one out here with a brain. bottom bitch. fun to get blasted and hang out with sometimes. she is a friend of my irl friend group and deserves better than her current lot in life but doesnt know when to put the pipe down sometimes.
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EARTHROCK ^_^
<33
>>563915518
i consider myself more of an Andy Dick kinda guy
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>>563895551
I didn't know about it, but I've read up and damn, I actually felt the classic vibes from the Caldoran timeline. Props to whatever underpaid intern at blizzard actually came up with good classic lore as opposed to more retail trannyslop.
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>>563915892
>doesnt know when to put the pipe down sometimes
Then why the fuck are you smoking crack with her and contributing to the problem you fucking moron?
>i consider myself more of an Andy Dick kinda guy
Oh, that's why. Kill yourself.
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>>563917710
wouldnt surprise me if they did get something but are either ignoring it or currently figuring out what to do
theres no way that a server as big as ascension didnt get some kinda papers served if fucking stormforge did
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Your dick has to be at least this big to satisfy my ass
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>>563916226
Every single server will close in the worst case scenario, it's a matter of time until new PS begin to pop up. Anyone with a brain already knows this, you can't end piracyat least for now, maybe in a not-so-near future it becomes possible to completely end piracy
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>>563917614
u first faggot
>>563917802
>manslaughter
lmao what?.for giving some goldigger cokehead wife some coke?
how is he responsible for her actions.