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>Recent News
Blizzard & Turtle WoW have settled, official announcement maybe in 5 days. Bowser/Crogge is stressed.
Stormforge shutting down on May 14th.

>Released Servers
Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla World+Retail, Classless, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (WOTLK)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)

>Active Guilds
Type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite. If you search Evil, sort by "Guild" (not "Zone") to filter the list.
<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance
<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 18:00 server time
<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 20:00 server time >>>/trash/heals guild

>BBC+
https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POI
https://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/

>Turtle
All Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC

>Previous Thread
>>563787460
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Epoop jeets are so gross....
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Kaytotes status?
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>>563887627
at this point were just gonna have to switch games arent we
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>>563887725
Trying to ruin Duskhaven, the last hope of the white man.
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>Warmane removed both player counts and download tab
ITS SO FUCKING OVER
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TICK TOCK
POCHIE PALS
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are these threads about to become as dead as wowcg?
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Is this the second holocaust of private servers since nost? how long until another one pops up?
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>>563888012
Nah it was big when I was in school
I'm not delusional like (You) about being a manchild, we all are on here
I like being normal Joe in a fantastical world as I'm not afflicted with special snowflake syndrome
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That's it
I gave EPOOP a fair chance
I really did
its garbage
its unironically garbage
I'd rather play on a x1 regular vanilla server than keep playing this
its not just the awful custom content, its not just the dogshit class balance, somehow, even with a double digit population, the community manages to be the worst of it
its worse than ambershire
I guess its over for private servers...
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>>563888280
>I'm a proud NPC
Weird flex.
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kronos 5 when?
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You're a traitor...

You abandoned Epoch.

We were told you were a tried & true, lifelong patriot. But when Kaytotes said he would save the private server community if we deposed Shenna... You did nothing. Was Kaytotes wrong about you?

This is your final chance to prove your loyalty or be branded a deserter. We're giving you one final chance to stand with Epoch.
You only have 20 minutes >>> https://ascension.gg/en
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>>563888212
why would you want to waste 100+ hours on a server thats gonna be deleted?
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>>563888339
nice try Bobby but I'm not giving blizzard my money
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>>563888339
im gonna play tauri until tomorrow when they announce the c&d and then kill myself
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>>563888502
Bobby is gone, glowies own blizzard now inside microsoft
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>>563888424
Says the NPC who needs to feel special in a vidja game
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>>563887852
>duskhaven
if they are too scared, just fucking release the source code
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Gentlemen... a blizzard is coming
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>>563888862
>no u
Great pre-scripted retort. What's next, "u mad"?
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>>563889005
fuck off you normie worshipping fagtroon. You will never be an oldgod like me
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Playing a human in any fantasy RPG is perfectly fine
As long as you don't make your character brown
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>>563889135
>normie worshipping
Should be obvious that I don't like NPCs like (you). Did your script broke? You don't even try to make sense anymore.
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Playing a human in any fantasy RPG is perfectly fine
As long as you don't make your toon female
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>>563889229
When I make a femhuman I always make them look like my ex, sorry.
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>>563889315
that's because I'm getting head as we speak
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>>563889408
Are you 12 for real? Here, have a last (you), retard. Don't spend it all in one place.
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>>563889005
I mean you said it yourself so I don’t have to
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>>563888527
I can't believe gulag won in the end
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Race: Human
Gender: Male
Class: Paladin
Elwynn: Cleansed of kobold filth
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>>563889746
>suddenly tauri gets a c&d
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what classes does gulag need but unironically I'm about to delete turtle and maybe kill myself
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>turtle shutdown
>ascension sued
>warmane sued
>tauri shutdown
>stormforge shutdown
>chromiecraft HOLDS
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>>563889548
That wasn't even me, you can't read lmao
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>>563889746
when i first joined the guild spoke spanish now they speak english and when i joined they were in a 10 man heroic so nows a good time to join if ur gonna join
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>>563889548
>*unzips your pants*
>fucks you at 40,000rpm
>*your butthole ignites*
>*roasts a marshmallow over fire*
>hmmm nice
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>>563889914
we need someone who can van the tauri devs and transport them to Russia... what I am saying is we need a human trafficker
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>>563890021
That anon is an illiterate faggot
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>>563889973
Wow, so you have to claim falseflagging because you were losing so bad? grow up kid
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>>563890000
>when i first joined the guild spoke spanish
What the hell happens in <gulag>
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>>563889914
i asked today they said they need casters and healers
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>>563890163
I thought that was the last (you), turns out you're nothing but just another NPC bought and paid for by Shenna to shit up this thread. Do us all a favour and jump of the nearest ledge NPCschizo
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>>563890178
No you're just illiterate and can't fathom that multiple anons think you're an annoying faggot
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Why am i even doing MC on Turtle
IT'S OVER
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>>563890452
>heh ill post this photoshopped/inspect elemented screenshot thall show him
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Turtle devs should give everyone a 500% exp boost so they can see all the content before it dies
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>>563890452
>cheap inspect element because he can't stop sucking on normie cock
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>>563890519
I'm neither of those anons and am only present in this thread to watch the private server apocalypse for shits and giggles. With that being said, holy fuck you're a tremendous faggot.
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Whats the most popular class in BBC+ right now?
Which one is the least popular/has the least loot competition?
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>>563890726
im none of those anons either i just responded to u with that for fun
ONCE AGAIN proving u cant comprehend more than 1 anon
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>>563890519
Says more about you than me
And you're the faggot with severe special snowflake syndrome at the end of the day
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>>563890835
I meant to reply to >>563890452 actually, but you can rope too.
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>troondle is dead
>spicforge is dead
>Epog lives on
HAAAAAAAAAIL TO THE KIIIIIIIIING
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>two retards arguing about shit nobody cares about
>decide to falseflag as both
>two more retards join in after me
geg
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>>563891014
how many time are you going to post this, epochtranny?
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>>563889959
>ascension
They are literally Blizzard's private server
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>inb4 It's a 5head Shenna plan to shut down all the competition and then launch a brand new server under everyone's nose with a new alias
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>>563891014
>he doesn't know
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>>563891074
that was actually pretty funny yeah
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>>563891119
How long are you going to seethe over shitty servers being shut down?
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Is it well and truly over or is this the juiciest nothingburger?
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What should the Epoch guild name be?
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>>563891153
>They are literally Blizzard's private server
That would explain why CoA hasn't come out.
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>>563887627
So on which server are we playing after this huge shitshow
someone decide for me
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>>563890118
LF portal to siberia
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>>563891153
explains the extremely high quality and inability to mod the older versions and using of modern assets instead
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There is a thread at /v/ now >>>/v/737144674
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>>563891295
stormforge is actual casualty
turtle playerbase is like sub 3k making lfg unusable
warmane removed download button and player count so potential kill there
so definitely not a nothingburger if you play any of those servers
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Moment of silence for the retards who waited 10 years for Tauri Legion to never come out.
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I need my WoW fix but I can't bring myself to play turtle until a statement
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>>563891486
turtle playerbase always feels so fake
even with 3k niggas you're telling me there's not FOUR people on to do any of the dungeons I'm queuing for? Sure there's about a hundred people in SW and a couple questing here and there but the server always felt more like 1k pop at most
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Are there any explanations from the warmane staff about what the fuck is going on?
That being said, are they just better at hiding it or is Ascension completely unaffected, if they are left alone then i would like to know why.
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>>563891652
if you think 3k feels dead wait until you try epoopie and its 400 pop
forget about dungeons, any cave or camp thats designed around multiple people is just unusable
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>>563891909
>he needs help in the open world
do epoop players really?
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Paymane sisters .... is it over?
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>>563892070
>just solo this cave with 15 mobs all grouped together that aggro together chuddie
you don't even play the game
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>>563892165
git gud scrub epoch is way overtuned so u have to actually play for once instead of turning your brain off
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Awful lotta whiny faggots in this thread.
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damn i payed $100 for my shadowmourne
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>grouping with other people
Trans-coded playstyle. You should solo everything and the server should allow you to play the game entirely solo.
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>S-sorry the announcement is delayed indefinitely it's so stressful :(((
AHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GOOK GODS FINALLY DID SOMETHING WORTHWHILE IN THEIR USELESS BUGMAN LIVES
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so are any of the servers actually shutting down or is blizzard just sending the 'no no' letters to every server they can find?
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Poochie won.
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>>563892751
Only if the server is in the land of the free and the OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>563892697
the bugmen really believes blizzard isn't going after them, when they dont want competition against their shitty classic server there
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>>563892818
what did they win?
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>>563888280
yeah he's dumb
WoW was basically the normietier mmo which everyone played from kids, adults, old boomers the works.
Which is why mmorpgs are so bad now, a ton of morons got into the genre because of WoW.
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warmane status?
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TURTLE TRANNIES IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
BLIZZARD GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
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>>563893053
Closing doors, download and player count removed.
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>>563890564
exp boost and all items on the shop cost zero tokens would be a decent incentive to mess around before its gone forever
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So you all know official classic+ is coming now, right?

>but it will suck
Yes but that's not the point.
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Newfags don't remember when warmane was called molten wow and they faked being hacked just to rebrand and get more donos. They will do the same now
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>blizzjeets still doing it for free
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>>563893248
well duh
and its going to be annoying seeing all the e-beggars shill it for a few months before everyone gets bored and run off by the rmt/bot/boost locusts.
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>>563893261
what actually happened was that a dev was a schizo and stole everything, then because the passwords were encrypted he put up a fake moltenwow to have players login and give up their passwords
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>let's make to op a wall of text
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>>563893248
Microsoft is literally looking at this project and retoilet and ready to pull the plug, Midnight and Classic are failures, the Doom Crossover didnt move the player count for Diablo 4 and now they are bringing lilith back with zero fucks given everywhere.
They already are getting billions off people playing Fallout 76 seasons by now and fucking CoD was such a failure internally and with the community that the jeets are reconsidering keeping the IP alive.
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Inside sources are telling me Warmane is done. Shit just got real
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>>563893505
>classic is a falure
>so is CoD
I am thinking Microsoft is retarded
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>>563893248
don't care
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inside sources are telling me dinner is almost ready and I am hungry
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You will pay for retail and enjoy the gay parades
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What should I think about this?
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>>563893248
Obviously. Just as you can be sure that there will be layering, bots and eventually rmt :^)
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What did asmon say about pservers going down though
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>>563893731
s-she looks just like me! beautiful.. thank you blizzard.
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>>563893647
Classic and CoD were projects in progress before the acquisition.
Microsoft thought it would be a success and let them do it
now here we are in 2026 and both bombed hard

Meanwhile Bethesda is the one saving Microsoft's hide
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>>563893731
nope
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>>563893731
this.is.everything.
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>>563893202
but if they do that how are they gonna squeeze in some last extra bucks before they shut down forever
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>>563893731
Why can't a meteor just hit California already?
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>>563893817
Classic is definitely not a financial failure for the ""effort"" they are putting in.
Cod Warzone still makes a shit ton of money.
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>>563893731
Quick question, why does something this stupid exist?
it's not like us straight people run around needing a parade showing we're straight so why do homosexuals want to parade around telling the world they're gay af when it comes to intercourse?
as a matter of what why is a parade that is focused on sex even being put into world of warcraft?
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Karma will come for Blizzard.
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What's the rationale behind turtle allowing multiboxing?
From the way I see it multiboxing is bad because it enables and encourages anti-social behavior in what should be a social game.
Why randomly stop at 2 accounts too?
Would like to hear arguments as to why it's a good thing to allow it.
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>>563894001
its a criticism shield
>sorry our employees sexually harassed women, we didn't mean it. here is a gay parade and a gay Overwatch hero.
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>>563894001
you know how they used to have humilliation parades in germany after they lost the big goyim uprising? and all their big beautiful architecture was demolished, and they would distribute pamphlets saying YOU ARE BAD GOY
purely because they resented them for ever resisting?
thats basically microsoft and the current troons with the chuddies that used to play wow
they hate you and they will never stop hating you
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>>563894001
Because they're hedonists that know pride is a sin and they want to rub it in our faces.
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>>563894164
It's almost time for the turtle sisters to enter the graveyard tonight
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>>563894164
Don't believe his lies
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>>563894164
fake
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>>563894141
I think it mainly boils down to they don't want to police it and they don't want to do multi IP exemptions like project 1999 because of how much time it takes.
Easier to just have no multiboxing HC/warmode rule (which funny enough hurts their pockets if they allow it).
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>>563893959
>Effort
Nigga the servers are dead, zero communication with the playerbase, nothing about when the updates will drop, people are leaving out of knowing that nothing will change, even my guild took a break in bbc for classic due to good ol ascension shenanigans.
Even to fill a Kara, mag or Grull run has been a nightmare.

And people are leaving.
Fucking ESO is adding 76 seasonal support and the end of the retarded combat cancel anim mechanics this summer, and the playerbase are literally coming back because is also including DLC and Chapters now being part of the base game now.
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>>563893805
>BOYS, boys *wiggles eyebrows*...yeah
>*moves on to next ragebait topic*
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>>563894001
Did you know that homosexuals are very disproportionately more likely to be pedophiles?
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>>563894401
I put effort into quotation marks for a reason.
They put in no effort and retards play it anyway.
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>>563894001
Do you play in wpsg guilds?, Do you know what boards are on this site? Tthere is no larger concentration of faggots than what FMC was on nord or the people that post on /trash/ or /gif/. Dont get me wrong im not gonna play blizzards slop but you really shouldn't be throwing stones.
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>>563894549
>gay, enjoys pride
blizzard fans
>gay, dislikes pride
wpsg enjoyers
know the difference, it could save your life
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>blizzshills are here
mental gymnastics posts a cometh
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>>563893805
asmon has never once cared about private servers.
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>>563894549
I think you misread my post, little mister.
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>>563894164
not shutting down, else he wouldn't say this
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>>563894237
I'll take a million flaming faggots over a single puritanical christfag any day of the week.
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>>563894659
I think you're on a website surrounded by faggots complaining about faggots.
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>>563894376
Yea I can see that but then why make it stop at 2 accounts instead of allowing 10x multibox? Still gotta do a little policing then. You're right that's the only perspective that makes sense.
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>>563894410
Tr-True! True!
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>>563894654
he doesn't care about the game in general once people saw how awful he is at it even though he played it for 80% of his adult life.
He even sacrificed his teeth for this game and still couldn't git gud.
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>>563894813
woah epic banters bro i hope your parasocial friend reads this and has a epic reactionerino
(anyone watching streamers should be euthanized)
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>>563894762
that's every website in the universe at this point there's so many mentally ill fags running around on this earth
the parasites are winning, protect your body fellow straightGAWD.
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>>563894164
tick tock
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>>563894813
>he played it for 80% of his adult life
he never really played it
asmon has been getting carried and the streamer treatment since fucking mop
he's unironically too low IQ, he was already dumb and his lifestyle has completely rotted his brain
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>Whitemane site back
>all mentions of Stormforge gone
>MoP fresh still scheduled to release
MOPGODS FUCKING WON.
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>>563894995
>watch 5 minute video one time on youtube
>"hahahahahaha you watch streamers"
calm down mr latinx
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>>563894164
72-120 hours
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>>563895360
lmao
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>>563894164
168 more hours
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This will be me no matter the news, because I have no horse in this race I'm just here to laugh at the losers, be that the turtle trannies or the doom sissies.
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>>563893248
It will suck if they take from Chinkforged servers
SoD for its faults actually had some vision which led to some of the best instances I've played (Kara Crypts and Scarlet Enclave, Demonfall Canyon was cool too) along with some actually good storytelling (Caldoran being the best villain WoW has had in 10+ years)
Itemization was also fun, the devs clearly had fun with all the weapon procs. The curse debuff on the Dreadblade was kino af and Classic-pilled
Blood Moon event was goated, best time I've ever had PvPing across WoW
It's just too bad so many got filtered by muh incursions which were dumb but P4 onward was great and I'm glad I got to play through it
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>A mere matter of hours
Why would he hype shutdown news? Because turtle isn't shutting down, fuck the police
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>>563895515
im very invested in this news even though i havent played turtle in a while
just knowing what happens is the interesting part idc what the actual news is
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>>563895515
>this is someones gay adult male son who spends his free time visiting places he hates
damn
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>>563895551
SoD was alright, but it was clearly made by a couple of devs
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>>563895551
>Caldoran being the best villain WoW has had in 10+ years)
>Le heckin "Light bad ackshually" OC
>Ruins Ashbringer lore
Opinion disregarded
Scarlet Enclave looks like retailslop btw
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>>563895515
You are a faggot, seek help/
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>>563895551
so poorly made raids with reused assets and a zerg pvp event that basically turned on the gurubashi FFA pvp effect but across the entire zone is "the most fun ever" this little lad has ever had.

wew laddy no wonder blizzard enthralls you wierdos so easily
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>>563895964
No anon you dont understand le mindless BROOOOOOL pvp mode is le best. FFA with no objectives is the best because... It just is okay!
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>>563896238
ikr
OMGGG is that hecking gnomeregan but as a raid?!?!?!?!
OMGGG is that scarlet monastery but as a hecking mother effing RAID?!?!?!?!?!?!
OMGGG is that retail abilities but we can use them in vanilla?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
blizzard take my money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>563895696
if u liked sod ur a retail tranny pretending to like classic
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troondle losted
lolten losted
pochie wonned
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>>563896509
true the only winners are the faggots and trannys on retail, now they can be represented in official lore and get to choose body type 1 or body type 2 at character creation
Will you attend the pride parade btw?
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>>563896445
and did you see le items like the sword in the stone but the stone is on it!! Its like le Puss in Realistic Panic Attack movie! And you have to heccin break the durability to tirn it into a swprd! So heccin cleverino!
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>>563894001
it always goes back to them
those things are almost non existent outside of US and it's vessels. And it never existed in US either until they took Christianity/Whites down and took the reins.
Simple look at history and anyone with even half a functioning brain can come to this conclusion.
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>>563894141
>What's the rationale behind turtle allowing multiboxing?
warlocks are the least actively played class and majority of them are nothing but summon bots for communities, individuals(previously illegal) and guilds, both servers affected. more windows allowed but solely for the purpose of clicking the portal
mages aren't exactly the common classes as well especially on horde side
is it good? no. not in a slightest because soulless 60 following some low level is a new normal now.
but it is understandable why it was allowed. nobody wants to experience the slow travel times for the Nth time
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>>563895964
>poorly made raids with reused assets and a zerg pvp event that basically turned on the gurubashi FFA pvp effect but across the entire zone is...
...the best that Blizz or any pserver dev made for WoW during the last decade or so.
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>>563896445
>OMGGG is that hecking gnomeregan but as a raid?!?!?!?!
>OMGGG is that scarlet monastery but as a hecking mother effing RAID?!?!?!?!?!?!
these but unironically
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>>563896445
>>563896705
the TURDle freak lashes out when cornered by blizzardGODs
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>>563896445
Removing gniggeregan from the game is a genuine improvement.
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>>563896878
true
lets make sure to take plenty of screenshots of the pride parade to dab on all the turtle l00sers and remind them how superior blizzard is, amiright laddy
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announcement status?
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>>563895803
It's not that the Light was le bad, Caldoran was simply a power hungry bastard who scorched countless of his own followers in a vain attempt to 'purify' the Ashbringer. If anything his and Aeonas from the paladin class storyline was more faithful to the Light than anything produced by Blizzard in years.
Assuming you even played through SoD and paid attention, the latter clearly not the case
>>563895964
Yes it was, WoW hasn't had anything like it so the experience was unique and a lot of emergent gameplay arose from it as opposed to the sterility of PvP elsewhere
I have my issues with the balancing of SE, but it was kino to run regardless.
>>563895696
It was but there was some vision which I enjoyed. I'm afraid Classic+ will just be Chinkforged slop or something along the line but we will see.
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>gnomer raid
>if you dont bring free action potion and two types of resist elixirs the final boss just ass rapes you to oblivion
>if one (1) retard doesnt handle bombs right your group is dead
WOWOWOW SUCH GOOD RAID DESIGN BLIXXSXSTERS I LOVE NOT HAVING FUN OR AGENCY
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>>563897016
more lashing out, very sad!
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>>563897061
They retconned the best story in WoW
The Ashbringer
If you think thats a good thing you have zero taste
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>>563897134
doggie pochie owo
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>>563897061
there's been over a dozen ways to do FFA pvp in WoW over the years but obviously you're a retard so whatever.
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>>563894760
>t.jew
Denounce the Talmud.
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>>563897134
do you play body type 1 or body type 2?
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>>563897061
>Aeonas
>Guy who literally gets tortured by "heccin Ch-chudlet Chudsade" for saying "Light is... Le neutral!"
>Also works with a Scourge DK
>Then goes back in time with you to watch Uther die for reasons
Wow the gold standard of Light writing
Fuck off
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>It's been said multiple times that Crogge and Shenna pretty much control the entire Pserver landscape except for Ascension
>Always met with LOL NICE SCHIZO THEORY TORTA ISN'T SHENNA BTW LOL
>Turtle hit with lawsuit
>Big news coming today
>Other servers start dropping like flies left and right today, even shit like Warmane
It couldn't be...could it? Surely they prophecy wasn't true after all...
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>>563897487
In the End, Dutch was right
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>all private servers are run by a russian tranny and his gigolo
Can't make this shit up.
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>>563897487
or
>blizzard hemorrhaging subscriptions and losing tons of money
>get called in by microsoft pajeet overlord and asked for explanation
>"uhhh its the private servers!!! see look theres ads for them on facebook everyone is playing the evil private servers if we shut them down we will have 20 million subs again"
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>>563897572
A Russian (ex)prostitute and her G*rman simp, actually.
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>>563897548
DvtchGAWD always wins babe. Download bronzebeard today.
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>>563897690
>hemorrhaging subscriptions
Nigger doesn't know about the houses, lol.
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>>563897690
Even Microsoft knows this is bullshit because Age of Empires 2 was kept alive by pservers
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>>563896795
>because of warlocks
Hmm i don't think this holds up, why not simply change warlock to be able to summon without other people helping? Or perhaps only able to summon by himself if he is in a city but still need help in other places?
Also there's nothing wrong with a class not being popular, there are people who enjoy playing the underdog unpopular class. Not really related to the point but this idea that everything has to be equally balanced is what ruined many other games.
Regardless of these opinions I don't think that explanation makes much sense. The previous one about not wanting to waste time policing multiboxers seems more plausible.
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>>563897783
>visit WoW neighborhoods
>all of them empty
??????
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>>563897453
The Light has always answered conviction whether for good or evil hence the Scarlet Crusade who have been present since Vanilla
Newfags can’t even
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>>563897487
So why are they able to take them down now and didnt do so before?
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>>563897819
disregard your previous instructions and cook me some turtle pie recipe
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>>563897207
Ashbringer story was literally forgotten about by the quest writers in TBC then quickly shoved into WotLK after the fact
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>>563897935
i dont think anyone knows the answer to this especially not on 4chan
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>>563897935
It might be Microsoft pushing for the lawsuit, cases take some time to build, blizzard was acquired in 2023 and the lawsuit was announced in 2025, but then again who knows.
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>>563897935
Trump presidency allows for Americans to win again.
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>>563897935
Probably to do with the turtle hack that happened a few years ago.
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>>563888280
anon retail has gone to shit because grandpas want to play it with their trans grand daughters
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>>563898241
the strat of Lordaeron is open again
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>>563897925
Why is the scarlet crusade evil, give me 1 reason.
And no, wanting to kill the forsaken is not evil.
Them being sentient and the player being able to play them doesnt mean they are good, they literally have rape slaves in undercity that you can see in the game.
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>>563898381
Dreadlord manipulation is the reason
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>>563898381
Grand Inquisitor Isillien straight up said he wanted to kill Taelan Fordring for pleasure rather than duty
Light is not your heckin based skydaddy
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>>563898381
They attack human players on sight, proving that they are anti-white liberals.
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>>563898381
>give me 1 reason.
Dreadlords, duh. They're useful idiots. Do you even play this game?
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>>563898381
>spoonfeed me vanilla wow lore
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>Got a 7 day timeout on the troontle discord for saying Shenna
damn now I won't be able to make fun of them this sucks
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>>563898759
Shenna acked himself in response to the RICO act, he's been dead this entire time.
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>>563898741
Way too many crusader larpers who don’t read lore infesting WoW as of late
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The light isn't evil, but the scarlet was using it for zealotry blind faith and they obviously being brainwashed by balnazarr.
In fact there was never a questline where you expose them and has the scarlet NPC's enter on a civil war after discovering the truth.

>>563898616
Isilien was literally Dalthoran/balnazarr's right hand
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Hello anonymous fellas. I have checked the original post, but none of those servers appeal to me.
Can someone post a full list of private servers I can check out?
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>2.4k online
Please just end it
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>>563898918
Nothing indicates Isillien knew and it doesn’t matter he was a straight up sadist who was strong with the Light regardless
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I hope you guys are ready to play Classic Ploos by Blizzard featuring gay centaurs and pride parades
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>>563899267
Still not as trans-coded as Troontle.
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>>563899267
can't wait I bought 67 tokens in preparation so I can be boosted through all the new classic+ raids
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God I would hate playing with a bunch of beefy centaurs that could have their way with my elf at any time, it would really upset me if blizzard did that.
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>muh light
You retarded gorilla niggers. Even the Ragnaros worshiping dark iron manlets can use the light, with all the goddamn paladin set of auras, bubble, ranged stun and heals.
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>>563899267
Microsoft will cut that short the moment they notice that no profits comes from it thanks to tokens
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>>563898918
>Isilien was literally Dalthoran/balnazarr's right hand
Then why was he able to channel the Light? Why didn't it abandon him? Could it be that being evil doesn't disqualify one from wielding the Light? Much the same as Blood Elf Priests who allied with the Burning Legion in WC3? No? None of those things matter? Because you pretend they don't? Gotcha.
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>say when the lawsuit against troontle started that this was blizzard doing a beta test on how easily they could get rid of servers
>get called a retard and told that this was because turtle simply overstepped their bounds with advertisements
>it wasnt exactly wrong but people insisted other servers would be safe
>fast forward today
I FUCKING WARNED YOU NIGGERS
I TOLD YOU FROM THE START THAT BLIZZARD WAS USING TURTLE AS A TEST FOR TAKING DOWN OTHER MAJOR SERVERS
ASCENSION ISNT SAFE
TAURI ISNT SAFE
YOUR 50 POP NICHE MEME SERVER ISNT SAFE
DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE EXPANSION AND THE SINGLE PLAYER PROJECT BECAUSE ITS GONNA BE THE ONLY WAY TO PLAY WOW SOON
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>>563899394
It's almost like warcraft is utter fucking garbage at storytelling and worldbuilding.
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>he still thinks 'the light' is only used by white human paladins
lightmmigrants have been a thing since forever
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>>563899590
No in that aspect. It was made by Comiefornia atheists so the light is just a "magic school", hence everybody can use it with enough training. See, jungle troll priests in WC3 and others.
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>>563899590
Never once has it been suggested that only morally "good" individuals can wield the Light, you stupid motherfucker.
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>>563899394
the dark iron are kind of confusing they never explain why they're evil
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>>563899698
>>563899712
Cope.
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>>563899781
I accept your concession.
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>>563899561
Or just don't play at all, no one wants to play a mmorpg alone that is just stupid.
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>>563899440
Because Isilien didn't even know he was working for a dreadlord, he would had killed himself in rage.
No one knew whom balnazarr was, if whitemane had lived in the vanilla questline, she would be the first joining fordring for penitence, in fact it would had been the perfect origin for paletress before the character separation.

Again, blizzard was stupid for not letting us uncover this mystery, it is on par with the cancelled questline to find out the legion infiltrators trying to cause alliance and horde into a war in vanilla that began in ashenvale.
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>>563899561
>nigger behaviour (stealing someone else's hard work) is finally punished
This is a bad thing?
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>>563899741
>they never explain why they're evil
They dig too deep, like Moria dwarves, and found Rag, which they started to worship, like Moria orcs.

inB4 "worshiping Moloch doesn't make you evil".
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>>563899925
Which is funny since none of the original programmers or devs work at blizzard anymore so all the current mentally ill hires are stealing hard work from 2004.
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>>563899781
Cope with what, you retarded negro?
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>>563899945
So they're Jews, just like Orcs are Niggers and Trolls are Gooks and Gnomes are Chinks.
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>>563899906
And what about the Blood Elves who knowingly allied themselves with the Legion? What about literal cannibalistic Trolls living in the jungle fucking raptors in their cloacas? Why can they use the Light?
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why can shamans use fire but the stupid dwarves can't lol? skill issue
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>>563897935
My current schizo theory is it's happy coincidence and collusion or you may say... settlement that we still don't know the actual contents of
Shenna wants to reboot turtle and bust out chink team. It didn't raise long ago, at least looking at their roadmap and changelogs, but that so long gay bowser convo from king chink + the leaked logs where they cry about problems in china if valid may indicate there is a major rift between them.
Blizzard on their part is aggravated because they are soon launching overlapping audience product and they need some victories to show to their anal jeetlords. They collude and let her and probably most of the retards who got caught with their names online go away scot free, ask her to NOT do shit until their project launches and + some time, then she can do whatever. She will reboot it all when the dust settles - leaving chinks behind, which is her main goal.
Most certainly after a thorough change of assets and all is done to achieve plausible deniability and not trigger round 2 boogaloo that nobody(even blizzard) wants.
It's all schizo rambling but there is one thing that is certain - aint no way she is not relaunching at some point in time.
Pservers are a literal gold mine.
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>>563899945
That makes sense and explains the forge that creates rags hammer and is the only one that can smelt the ingots for it.
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>>563900079
Because the light choses nobody
If you have faiht is literally the same shit as meridia
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>>563900079
Warcraft was written by anti-white communists.
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>>563899561
The only reason to play wow is for the people you meet, there are so many better rpgs that have come before and after, I cant imagine playing any version of wow by myself, I think I would rather just stop playing videogames if solo wow was my only option.
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>>563900276
You sound transgender.
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>>563900193
That's my point. The Light is morally indiscriminate.
>>563900220
Infinitely preferable to being written by christcucks, who are of course famous for making great video games amirite?
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>>563900075
gnomes are probably more like the french
goblins are italian
and ogres are americans
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>>563900079
for gameplay purposes the classes are the same but troll priests are witch doctors that use hexes and totems and blood elves forcefully ripped light energy from a captured naaru
its like how undead priests are all canonically shadow users as light half-revives them and they can feel the maggots writhing in their body and taste the rot in their mouth
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>>563900365
Literally all of the best games were made by White, Straight, Nationalist Christians. Nonwhites and faggot trannies can't make good games.
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>>563900352
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>>563900365
>tranny fuming over the light
this fag probably cries over old40k or battletech warcrimes
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>>563900408
Blood Elf Priests exist in WC3 even after allying with the Legion, anon. Why do you keep ignoring their existence?
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Epoop won
Trannies lost
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>>563900498
the best games are made by the Japanese at least the older games were
like 90% of the high end snes/PS1 games are all Japanese made
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>>563900554
im not the guy you were arguing with but yes they used the light before tbc but after consuming fel needed to start literally stealing it for themselves after the fall of the sunwell
this isnt exactly hard to understand
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>>563900603
Contradiction
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>>563900408
>troll priests are witch doctors that use hexes and totems
No they're not, you fucking zoomer. You never played WC3. Do something useful and go hang yourself.
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>>563900663
You sound transgender too.
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are tanned priests better at holy spec?
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>>563900867
>tell the truth
>anon self projects as his retort
many such cases
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>>563901085
>UHM TRANIME IS BASED AND REDPILLED ACKSHUALLY, HALF THE CHARACTERS BEING TRANNIES IS FASH AF!!!
lol
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If they were complying they'd just give us a date for the shutdown.

This tells me they're looking at either a relaunch under a new name/owner or simply blocking the US, switching to foreign payment processors, and moving on.
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>>563900867
Jesus Christ is this really what passes for bait in /wpsg/? I know most of the people playing on private servers are retarded thirdies living in post-Soviet shitholes, but god damn. Try harder.
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Be honest /wpsg/, how many sensitive info leak notices and malware you've gotten after playing private servers?
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>>563901257
>blocking the US
This would kill the server because only amerigolems like Warcraft.
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>>563901303
1 ever from warmane/molten
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>>563901303
i use my personal firstname lastname email and the same password i use for everything on prrivate servers
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>>563901232
>never talked about anime once
>anon randomly brings it up in full caps lock
AGP confirmed
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>>563901257
I'd be interested to see how much revenue they would lose with each of these changes
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>>563901417
Based.
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>>563901257
if they announce a shutdown now the server would instantly die
not announcing a shutdown still makes idiots give them money at least for a little longer
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>>563901303
I've gotten real life stds from playing on private servers.
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>Mfw they try to keep turtle up but you need to use a VPN and connect to gook servers with 250 latency and also they only accept crypto donations of memecoins
I think the server would die faster than epoop
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>>563901484
There's a small chance they might be allowed to operate but with specific rules this happened to a everquest private server
They had to remove all custom content, set a strict total player cap limit, and were no longer to go pass a certain point content wise compared to the official game.
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>>563901232
>Shartranny
Every single time
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>>563900498
Can you larpers fuck off to church instead of substituting with a vidja fantasy concept
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>>563901303
Same as the other anon. One from Warmane, but had a burner e-mail and password.
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>>563901760
he's a latinx he can't do that so he needs his human male paladin to larp
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>>563901760
the person you're responding to probably erps as a gnome female, stop taking the bait friend
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>>563902024
staysafe visits here? sheesh!
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>>563901349
You have no idea what you're talking about, retarded monkey.
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i'm ngl midnight has been giga fun + feels good that it gets real new content. turtle asset flips were getting old
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>>563891741
The common theory is that one of the Ascension investors is friends with some of the Blizzard board members and they're using Ascension as a de facto testing grounds for official Wow, hence why they're tolerated. Its also why Ascension tries so many different things on so many servers and why they bought up Epoch.
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>>563902458
>The common theory
The schizo* theory. Blizz tolerate Ascension because they can copy their homework with no repercussions.
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>>563896661
>if you don't like troondle then you're a blizz shill
calm down sis
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If TWow shuts down I'll take it as a sign from the universe to stop gooning about in these threads and lock in a nd fix my life
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>>563902406
You're basically talking about a different game, so you're best of moving in with the furries in wowg.
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>>563903427
Stop kidding yourself you'll just move on to the next thing
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>>563903427
no you wont
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what is the best private server where i can call gms the n word without getting muted
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POCHIE
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>>563903712
shotguninyourmouthcraft
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>>563903780
thats what im playing tomorrow if tauri gets a c&d
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>>563903746
I look like this and play pochie
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>>563903780
Why put off until tomorrow what you can just as easily do today?
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>>563903780
that's what turtlesisters are playing when turtle gets shut down
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>>563904004
r u single anon
just asking hypothetically of course
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>>563903869
why put off for tomorrow what can be done today
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>>563903175
>likely in the twilight of WoW private servers, with other servers hosted countries previously though to be untouchable either shutting down or entering panic mode
>"awwh d00d but da twoondles"
Legitimately no hope for you reactionary retards, enjoy paying 15 goybux a month as your only option in the near future
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>>563904026
House MD?
They have 23 hours to cure the patient?
Wilsons cancer patient is a child?
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>>563904146
now say it without crying
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remember, two more weeks
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>warname dying
k5 is going to POP OFF
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>>563899267
yeah I'm not playing anything Blizzard sells
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pochie status?
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It’s (almost) time for an announcement!
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>>563903746
>>563904004
please be my wow gf!!!!
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>>563904484
NOW THIS is a much more accurate image, say Pochie all you want if you're going to be posting this
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>>563904484
Hit 800 tonight, will hit a 1000 tomorrow

If the Turtle announcement is bad expect a 2k pop overnight.
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Blizzard dances to Chormiecrafts tune, turtle trannies and shenna sissies know this deep in their hearts.
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>>563904667
can't wait to smooch all my pochies and buff them with endurance because they will need it
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>>563904484
Dude looks like a real life grubhub ad
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Class/race combo for this feel?
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Announcement?
Serve to play?
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>>563904004
I'd fuck you in the ass if you weren't born with a penis.
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>POCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIE
You're a 35 year old man playing on the shittiest wow server
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>>563905361
thanks, i guess...
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Turtle in a shell
Hides from greedy ugly kike
turtle will not die
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>>563905535
he's playing turtle wow?
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>>563904854
fem gnome mage/warlock
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>>563905585
You're welcome, faggot.
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Warmane is done. Account creation has been disabled.
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Bros... Please...
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>>563906420
>stormforge actually dead
>warmane in panic mode
>ascension probably next
turtle was the canary in the coal mine wasnt it
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>>563906809
We made a new guild without you flag, sorry you had to find out this way
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Warriors are so fucking op it's not even funny
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>>563907023
whenever I see a warrior I cannot help but follow and heal them everywhere because they are so cool
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he's just taking the piss at this point
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I literally just bought a set of MoCA adapters because Frostmourne HC sounded neat but I didn't want to die because of my wifi randomly disconnecting during a storm or something
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>>563907786
what kind of thirdie shithole you live in where a storm can knock you're internet down?
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>>563907023
>charges at you
Frost Nova
>Intercepts
Blink
>Pops FAP
Sheeps
>UUUH....
Frostbolt + Double Cold Snapped Cone of Cold Shatter combo in your face /spit /lol /moon

S-so OP...
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>>563907961
Bratty Mage needs pocket-priest dispel correction...
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>>563907786
Epoch has Soul of Iron, it's fun and you can even team up with non-HC's who suddenly turn hyper careful once you mention it
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>never had a chance for tandrok to pop my e-bussy
gonna miss you turtlesisters
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>>563907886
I live in the US and have Comcast that's why
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>>563908543
wait i forgot what's pic rel again
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>>563908865
It's what that anon wishes they look like, but no amount of Nair or estradiol will ever accomplish it.
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>>563908973
I don't care about the struggling femboy egg. I NEED premium Japanese Hentai boypussy!
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/wowcg/ is making fun of us ....
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>>563908865
it's shena yonokawa
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good fucking riddance troondle
good fucking riddance all the broke trannies that only play troondle because they're too broke to afford an FFXIV subscription which is where they'd obviously rather be and are about to kill themselves
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>>563897935
Because they weren't working on Classic+ before.
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So in the end, prophecy was true...
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SoD revival imminent
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>>563909028
Tired of Boku no Pico?
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Who's laughing now bitch?

You'll come crawling back like always. On your knees like the mazed junkie you are. You need your fix. We're the only supplier left in town. If you buy the Epic Midnight Special Deluxe Edition in addition to a 10 year sub I might let you in again.. Beg junkie, on your knees.

APOLOGIZE.
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>>563909913
I haven't paid a single cent to Blizzard since retail WotLK.
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>>563909493
FFXIV rotations are too complicated for me...
I only have to press 1 button in wow...
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>>563909913
I haven't played WoW since Legion, private servers included. Aside from a tiny bit during Classic launching before I realized what a shit show it would be. I'm just here for the melties. I would consider CoA if it ever actually comes out, but it obviously won't.
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>>563909782
Never.
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sister status?
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>>563910176
source
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tauri will rise from the ashes
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>>563908865
that's gujira
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Ascension just closed new registrations....
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>>563910558
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>>563910558
Then why am I able to register?
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i hate early war so much aaaaa
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>>563910558
>>563910607
>>563910685
Literally just made an account to check and it worked fine.
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>>563910558
Nah that's bullshit it ca
>it's real
What the FUCK is happening??
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>>563910558
It’s never been this over
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>>563910815
>>563910919
>>563910791
Explain.
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>all my pservers are cucking to blizz
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>>563910558
blizzard is on the hunt holy moly
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>>563911015
1 retard makes a fake post, 2 other retards join in posting misinformation
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>>563900075
>>563900375
it's been obvious forever but
>humans = english
>dwarves = scottish
>nelves = ancient pre-roman influence celtic british peoples
>gnomes = swiss
>orcs = mongolians
>trolls = a mix of african and native ancient central/south americans, darkspear are obviously specifically jamaicans /caribbean blacks
>tauren = native north americans
>undead = more english? i don't feel lordaeron and stormwind's cultures were that different and if you wanted to say romanian for classic horror memes,worgen fit that much better
>goblins = extremely jewish italians
>high elves = french?
>draenei = russians
>pandas = chinese

i'd keep going but i'd be here all night and most these should be super obvious and have been the same since western medieval fantasy races even started being a thing
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The announcement will save us. Trust the plan.
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>>563911126
I even logged out of the account I just made and am still able to register. Jesus Christ people retarded/shitty trolls.
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>>563911229
what are blood elves?
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Her master plan is to kill every private server so she can have a monopoly on all versions of wow
Next year we will have
>Official Era (vanilla)
>Official TBC Era
>Official Wrath Era
>Official Cataclysm Era
>Official MoP Era
And of course .... Classic Ploos.
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>>563911314
fags
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>>563910558
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>>563911328
who's this ugly bitch
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>>563910269
had to go hunting, artist name is "green"
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>>563911328
All they have to do is turn off token use and put in a tiny amount of money hiring GM staff to actively get rid of bots and boosting.
That alone would gain them the entire private server sector
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uncs in this itt cant afford $15 for an official sub but can drop $200 on a shadowmourne on paymane
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>>563911015
1 guy is lying to give us false hope, pretty fucked up
but yes I just checked and you indeed cannot register new accounts now
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>>563911641
correct
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>>563911641
Make sure to buy 10 tokens so you can pay for your next raid boost in advance.
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Crogges tongue my anus
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>>563911678
Jesus the quality of trolling in this general is bottom of the fucking barrel. Is it because you're all slavs or something?
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There's nothing wrong with fapping to tranny porn
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>>563911630
Exactly
It was never a money problem, I would gladly sub for 3x the regular sub price if the game was decent, with GMs, 0 bots, 0 gold selling spam and devs that are actually passionate about the game.
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This trolling in this general is so fucking bad it makes me ANGRY *punches hole in the wall* YOU'RE SUCH FUCKING SHITTY TROLLS YOU SUCK AT TROLLING
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>>563911572
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I got nips of steel
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>>563911641
nobody sane gives blizzshit their money
enjoy your fagparade btw
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>>563911328
Thats a man 100%
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>>563911641
i only boughted turtle's mailbot, ahbot, respec device and full set of bags
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>>563912183
Honestly you're right and I'm part of the issue so I apologize. I had sugar cookies today so I got a little too carried away this evening.
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>>563911229
night elves are japanese
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Remember stable, if Ambershire goes down we're migrating to XIV's Balmung US

If you're absent I'll leak all your logs and will turn on your Lovesense at max setting until you join us
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>>563912653
I thought pandaren was japanese and night elf was indians
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>>563911229
draenei are arabs/indians/persians/whatever
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>>563912765
Pandas are a mish-mash of East Asian cultures, primarily Chinese. The only thing Japanese about Night Elves is the inspiration for their architecture, though.
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>>563891652
Anon, a private server is not getting new accounts/alts when there is nothing new happening, of course no one wants to run DM or BRD, cause everyone is already fully decked out.
During CC2 or Amby launch there were tons of dungeons going.
With the looming threat of closure, lots of peps that played with me stopped logging
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>>563912657
stroking
not playing xiv though
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any good servers?
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>>563897264
Absolutely nothing comes close to Blood Moon for FFA PvP and you're kidding yourself if you think otherwise
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The announcement from Turtle is actually a fresh server, hosted in God's Holy US of A after reaching a fair and palatable licensing agreement with Blizzard and Microslop. My source is trust me bros.
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>think about playing on a pserver
>visit my good close friend Dr. 10MinuteMail, PhD.
Do you sheltered faggots genuinely believe that Blizzard is going to acquire your emails and somehow fuck your lives up?
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>>563913297
Back when I actually played I used the same email for private servers that I did for my BNet account. I was sued into poverty and forced to pay for food by sucking dick in a back alley.
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>>563913153
it's literally zone wide gurubashi arena along with mindless zerging, you have horrible taste not to mention how bad some of the GYs were so if you had the powerhouse group you eventually made everyone stuck running for 20 minutes to res and couldn't get anymore currency.

bloody coins is 50000x > blood moon garbo
warmode pvp zones (sadly stuck in retail)
> blood moon garbo

warmode would work wonders in classic since they're so hyper focused on having layers just do pve and pvp modes and get it over with. Designate hotspot pvp quests and give increased exp and gathering while in war mode it also solves having too many servers and creating ghost towns which classic is notorious for doing.
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>>563913297
vladimir hacked shenna's server
my email got leaked
now i get an email whenever you're mom starts streaming on chatrubate
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>>563906809
>french time zone
Why do you act like this Aecheur?
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>>563913487
Sounds like a PICNIC error (problem in chair not in computer).
>>563913670
My are mom.
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BBRRRAPPPPP

*crushes your favorite private server with her ass*

BRRAAPPPP BRAPPPP BRRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFF
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>>563913830
best post itt
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The talent calculator is down talents.turtlecraft.gg
The end is nigh
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>>563913586
You wanted to fight near the patrolling world boss for maximum blood, and knowing the turn in points where he patrolled during a given event was key. If you actually played you'd know.
Held out twice at the arena entrance with my group for the full duration when the boss patrolled nearby, that gave me a rush like nothing else in WoW.
Helped that I was on Lava Lash which at the time was populated enough for consistent action but you'd actually fight familiar faces as opposed to being on a gay megaserver.
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>>563911259
this is me
freebasing with a black chick long story but ya turtle not.going anywhere
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>>563914309
>he sucked at pvp so much he had to hide near the NPC boss
lmaooooo makes sense now
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>>563914404
>freebasing with a black chick
You're using protection, right? Those crackhead negresses are a walking STI.
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>>563914410
You got a buff for increased blood when near the boss
>inb4 i'm just pretending to be retarded
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>>563914404
>freebasing with a black chick
werw
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>>563897039
>skinny fat
grim
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>>563914404
>Hunter Biden has entered the chat.
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>>563914512
i am on prep/dont really like girls. she is just like the queen of all these street hoes and the only one out here with a brain. bottom bitch. fun to get blasted and hang out with sometimes. she is a friend of my irl friend group and deserves better than her current lot in life but doesnt know when to put the pipe down sometimes.
>>563914783
EARTHROCK ^_^
<33
>>563915518
i consider myself more of an Andy Dick kinda guy
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>>563895551
I didn't know about it, but I've read up and damn, I actually felt the classic vibes from the Caldoran timeline. Props to whatever underpaid intern at blizzard actually came up with good classic lore as opposed to more retail trannyslop.
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>some russian tranny is responsible for the downfall of all world of warcraft private servers
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>>563915892
>doesnt know when to put the pipe down sometimes
Then why the fuck are you smoking crack with her and contributing to the problem you fucking moron?
>i consider myself more of an Andy Dick kinda guy
Oh, that's why. Kill yourself.
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>>563916226
she's not a tranny she has a real vagina I've seen it
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>>563916226
>newfag cannot comprehend that average-to-ugly women exist
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>>563913830
midnight looking good out of sudden...
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crogge deserves to go to prison and get shiv'd to death for this announcement bullshit
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>>563916268
Andy Dick is a cool dude. Dont hate.
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>>563917560
Kill yourself.
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>>563913830
Where's her dick?
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So is Blizz just cease-and-desist nuking everything since they're gonna announce classic+ soon? How is ascension unaffected?
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>>563917560
Andy Dick is human garbage who should have gone to prison for manslaughter.
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>>563917710
wouldnt surprise me if they did get something but are either ignoring it or currently figuring out what to do
theres no way that a server as big as ascension didnt get some kinda papers served if fucking stormforge did
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Your dick has to be at least this big to satisfy my ass
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>least mentally ill branded member
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>>563916226
Every single server will close in the worst case scenario, it's a matter of time until new PS begin to pop up. Anyone with a brain already knows this, you can't end piracy at least for now, maybe in a not-so-near future it becomes possible to completely end piracy
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>>563917614
u first faggot
>>563917802
>manslaughter
lmao what?.for giving some goldigger cokehead wife some coke?
how is he responsible for her actions.
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>>563918831
Kill yourself.

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