no one asked
no one cares
shut the fuck up

>>563953927
Kek, good OP.

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>>563942830
i don't think she'll ever fuck me...

>>563953927
I laffed

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this thread will be 3 times faster

hoeh

It's a brand new day and you're gonna die

Yuri OPs will save /uma/

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>>563954023
You wouldn't get it https://youtu.be/YIHj53W6iAA

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TEIOOOOOOOOOOO
>>563953927
lol

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You people are fucking retarded
Die

cygays.... give me a 2* mile parent.... please... medium aptitude is not an issue witht his scenario... mile is....

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TEIO STEPPUUUUU

>Yuri troons get called out
>They instantly make the next OP
Why are they always so insecure? wwww

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>>563952748
kerbal space program
i'm about to try to send this thing to eve. biwa is the big relay probe at the top with the main upper stage engines sticking out. tickezo is the upside-down lander on the bottom. and the little probelet in the middle of biwa's truss monstrosity is taishin, who will be going to gilly.

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>my nishino flower parent is being borrowed
oh fuck nice, I don't know why I need crowns income anyway

I'm 162 cm and in mambo btw

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I MISSED YOU GUYS AND IMAGES SO MUCH

Gold City feet in my mouth

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175 is not short

Gold City mouth on my feet

Being a thirdie is no excuse to being a manlet

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>>563954307
wakannai w

>>563954152
Char...

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do I?

>>563954307
it's not a yuri thread thoughbeit, it's a cross general joke

>>563954491
McQueen's nonexistant breasts...

>>563954534
If she spook you you could spend that 150 stars on 4 starring her right away

>>563954415
i got 2cm on you bwo, and i feel short...

>>563954320
Haven't thought of that thing in forever, funny to think back what a clusterfuck the sequel apparently was

>>563954178
Haven't played since 4, sounds kind of calm compared to what I'm used to...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BaTpqC_8BU

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just hit.

>>563954628
WTF MAMBO IS EROTIC????

>>563954628
Mambo will never be sexy

>>563954534
A lot of people coming out as Teiobros lately, do it faggot

>>563954118
manlet levels unachievable to whites

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>>563954696
yeah but imagine the teiosex after edging teio for like a week of not unlocking her.

>>563954534
>>563954696
Don't do this, you'll instantly gain 300lbs...

>>563954534
Teio is cute, yes do it

>>563954753
Me and my lil' bwo pushing the narrative you need stamina cards for CM13

>>563954670
It's a random song that was playing as I posted, don't think too much about it.

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>>563954753

>>563954671
just explode

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>>563942830
>
YOUR WIFE IS A MAN HAHAHAHAHA

>>563954906
But I hate Axl and love Seiun

>>563954994
his wife (male)
the girl (male) reading this

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I'll take it

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I'm too retarded to get a good Tosen Jordan run. She keeps randomly losing races and I run out of clocks.

>>563954945
How much further can it keep going?

>>563955064
Pls be in MAMBO
A
M
B
O

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come to mommy

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>>563954374
I'm gonna violate you.

>>563955089
If you’re running her Late, run her Pace instead
If you don’t want to run her Pace, then buy an Accel skill early

>>563955147
I only like 2D women

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I'm starting to feel under-appreciated by my Danchou

>>563953927
I don't approve of this message as an /uma/ resident

>>563955147
>SEA camera quality and glaze
Clean your fucking camera and get a better phone

>>563955280
No one likes you ogurifag

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Are you ready?

>>563955378
don't say that...

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>>563955280
Why?

>>563955280
What does danchou need to do to show that you are being appreciated

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>>563955280
have you tried sucking his dick

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>>563955241
Thanks; I'll try that.

>>563955493
He hasn't told me that I've been doing a good job grinding fans in over 2 weeks
>>563955517
He needs to tell me that I've been doing a good job grinding fans at least once a week
>>563955562
nyo...

>>563955664
You’re doing a good job. Thank you for helping out the club.

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>even my club's highest earner during unity cup has been flatlining for a week and last login was 4 days ago
fuck, global really is over

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Teio!

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>>563955764
thanks danchou

>>563955835
Me on the right

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Hello friends!!!

>>563955245
don't worry this isn't a woman

>had a top tier highroll run
>buying skills
>realize that only one(1) SSR chain finished instead of 4 (this never happened before)
....yeah I'm only doing one career every 3 days from now on
can't imagine feeling like this every day

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We are watching this thread.

>>563955415
Who's the favorite? I expected Ask Edinburgh's odds to be higher desu
>>563955884
Hello fren!

>>563955965
Mambro...

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#freeshakur

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>>563955981

>>563955415
L O V E C E N
O
V
E
C
E
N

>Fine Motion is Irish
>Doto is Irish
>they both fuck with Air Shakur (in different ways)
what am I noticing here

Which uma would enjoy being forced a little?

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>>563955489
>this is supposedly a sick, frail uma who could die at any moment

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When do we get this event bwos

>>563955117
pambo pambo
opatsuri pambo

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HOLY SHIT BRICKEDBROS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>>563955894
H-how is that not a woman? Are hormones that good now? Wtf

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I was away for only like 2 days and we're already 10 ranks down desu no?
you guys are USELESS desu wa

>>563956253
AIEEEEE
DANCHOU
STOP HIM
HES DOXXING US

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>>563955981
>Who's the favorite?
Right now it's Lovcen and Green Energy but the top 4 are close enough that I expect it to change
>I expected Ask Edinburgh's odds to be higher desu
It's the classics, so a difference is not really indicative of how things will go, more so than usually

>>563954563
fuck off sharteen

>>563956270
Probably a breastplate

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I am so tired bwis

>>563956270
Silicone boobs on an asian twink

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>>563956498
then get some sleep!

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>>563955183
Nyoooo...

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>>563956498
Why? You had a lot of backstage fans last concert?

>>563956498
Benadryl chicken?

>>563956465
>Lovcen
Oh fug I didn't realize him on the list earlier. Lots of strong horses this G1

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>>563956851

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>>563956013
>However, it is said that until the age of 3, he had the personality of an alley leader who believed in his size and intimidated those around him, but as he started to show his maturity in the Goma season, he became a friendly personality.
Doto the delinquent bully is canon...

GLORY EYES

>>563956975
Italian Teio...

Glory eyes more like whore-y eyes haha

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>>563956197
It's your job to turn her into the next mcqueen

>Terrible to deal with in game
>Worst protagonist
What do people like about Shitasan Black?

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With just some dogshit shops, rainbow-less summers and horrible inheritence events and you too could get yourself a horrendous low roll like I just did!

>>563957126
Donna abs...

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>>563957296

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First month of each scenario is really fun, 2nd month is ok, 3rd month is boring, 4th month I force myself to play just enough to not make Danchud mad. Cycle repeats.
Anybody else like this?

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>>563956861
Both Hopeful Stakes and Satsuki Sho are 2000 meters on Nakayama, so it's not suprise people favor him for the win
>Lots of strong horses this G1
Eh, it's the classics, I want to give them all more time to cook before I make any declaration. Better wait till after the derby
I really want them to be strong, especially when it's global's first generation we are watching from 2yo season. I heard from JP Umadacchi that for them the '21 gen made them really invested in keiba

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>>563957319
How good would her back sweat taste?

>>563957410
All umas with a choco alt taste like choco

>>563957339
jp dacchis were there for Equinox's whole career... man i wish i had been there

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>>563957516
elaborate.

Do I just skip the races in the uma.guide preset agenda if my uma doesn't have the aptitude for it? Or is there some other trick to MANTing?

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>>563957148
wait
that's today

>>563956975
is that tomodachi life 2?

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>angles
>goes after an elementary school age girl
>schemes
How does she do it?

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>>563957610
anon we have a schedule optimizer already

>>563957610
nyo you need to race the Long races even with you Long G Aptitude uma

>>563957584
>man i wish i had been there
JP dacchis could say something similar about Almond Eye and '19 gen mares
We will witness new greats rise, I am sure of it

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>>563957589
Choco umas are all choco-flavored, but different kinds of choco.
Eishin is a germanborn uma, so naturally she tastes of the rich and mild sweetness typical to European chocolates.

I just use witgod's epithetsmaxxing schedule and never even check the training if I am supposed to run that turn. Is this the correct way to play?

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It is done.

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>>563957892
I don't get the ohimba obsession from /jp/ bros.

>>563957712
i'd rather have 1 sex

>>563958024
Cute Neicha choco

>>563957840
Thats awfully cute

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>>563950306
Wrong

>>563958027
I don't think they could explain it either

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>>563958012
what is done

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>>563942830
Pretty good.

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>>563950306

>>563957892
we in global kinda have that with FY but we didn't watch him from the start, only from the BCC win onwards

>>563958391
Wifeshin

>>563957892
It's gonna be lovecen. I can feel it.

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>>563950306
>>563958374
Fuku has huge tits according to /v/ma breast engineers

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>>563958320
His Daiwa MANT ace probably

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Reminder that before japanese races we will have a race with Journalism and Sovereignty in it, the Oaklawn Handicap G2 (6:19 pm CT around 7 hours from now)

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>>563958607
It doesn't surprise me at all that /vm/a has no idea how to calculate breast size.

breast size:
funny
small
medium
large
moo

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>>563958607
that's not how it works

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Are pace chasers viable for this cm if they're not named Oguri Cap?

>>563958607
>bigger area
>smaller volume
the math ain't mathing

>430 stam
>white recovery
>speed skills
>5 clocks burned at KKS, job every time
fuck you, Seiun Sky.
Fuck. You.
Now I see why someone posted gore of you. Fuck you to death I hate you now.

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>>563957768
May I have a link please

>>563957860
ok thanks anon!!

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hey

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>>563942830
mogged

>>563958571
my cute punny wife

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>>563958320
https://gofile.io/d/sbxuPe

>>563959007
that's my oshi

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>>563959007
nice

>>563958947
They have access to NnN now, so they're at least somewhat usable

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>>563958607
>Fuku ever being bigger than ZZR
>when she's B89
>trusting /v/ma
Embarrassing display, anony

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>>563959006
race daftuyda

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>>563959049
HOLY SHIT NEW UMA LORE JUST DROPPED

>>563959007
Peak (as in Festivities)

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>>563959049
this is disgusting
*downloads*

>>563958781
They are /v/irgins and also not in top clubs for a reason.

>>563959049
>bagged the tablet
Is it smart or cowardly

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>>563959295

>>563959007
Is that a new one?
>>563959076
I haven't seen this one either

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>finally got a highroll Teio run
>it was OG Teio

>>563959049
>no cum ropes but small dribbles instead
I hoped for a better shot...

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Oguri cryer never

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flower propaganda in full force one day before her banner ends

>>563959487
Christmas is new normal Oguri is old
https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw

>>563959559
NEVER EVER

>>563959007
the cm rapist

>>563959462
Both
but should just do it directly tho if you do this kind of thing imo go all the way you know

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>>563959569
>there are anons that will remain flowerless
grim

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Saw discussion on how Golshi looks better in the Anime and I have to agree, this face suits the autistic girl in the back of the class thats better than you at everything except for making sense

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>>563959049

>>563959049
nice cock bwo

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>>563959902
That's a man face

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Holy fucking shit I got the ultimate grandparent

>Journalism, Sovereignty and White Abarrio in one race soon
Finally, the first real dirt race this year

>>563959994
Gold Ship is a man.

>>563959994
Androgyny with big boobs. It fits her, I think, Gold Ship wouldn't be concerned with looking feminine

>>563959462
just use isopropyl alcohol to clean it afterwards

>>563959902
girl? More like man lmao

>>563959994
that only means that she has good man-producing genes

>>563960152
Damn dude this is getting pathetic, can you stop spamming the board with this retarded TrainerXUma nonsense? You arent even contributing to any discussion

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>>563959902
it's based on her proto design
same with Mcqueen and her short/thicc eyebrows

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>>563959994
Uhhhhhh pwo.......?

>>563959902
I like it too but mostly just because it makes her look distinct compared to the anime girl sameface everyone else has.

Uh oh tranny melty

>>563960152
this is drawn like a deviantart fetish and it tracks because it is a fucking deviantart fetish

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Which Avatarfag do you hate the most?
Which Avatarfag do you hate the least?

>>563960152
Cute. Nice Luck is a good name.

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I am enjoying the cute images

>>563959994
kei sexo

>>563960261
I never understood the logic behind just posting fucking pictures without any context or discussion

>>563960152
>TsUma
God I wish a transsexual Uma was my wife...

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potentially the #1 derby frontrunner parent on the server incoming

>>563960439
NTR
Won't even dignify that. Kill them all.

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Umas that are weak to romance?

>>563960439
Stop giving them attention

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>>563960406
>having a wife is a fetish
>having kids is a fetish

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What are we looking at in the stamina department for Taurus#2 umatachi

>>563960261
go back

>>563960474
This is inappropriate

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>>563960524
...

>end closer
>higher stat
>lose race

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>>563959902
She has that classic eastern european / slav woman appeal.

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>>563960439
I hate them all but easily this fucker

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>>563959049

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>>563960481
It's gacha /vg/ tradition that there is always one poster who thinks he is Dan Booru trying to push some vauge agenda that only makes sense in his head

>>563960610
>baby sees his first troll
aww

bwos, how do i convince shichi's modelling manager to sleep with me?

>>563960687
qrd? I'm new here

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>>563960670
>>563960524

>>563960735
>Dan Booru
Kek

>>563960632
Don't give attention to the erp schizo, he's sperging for the lack of attention

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>>563960765
classic

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>>563960765

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>>563960651
*kons you*

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hehe :3

>>563960760
some fag who posts really shitty vlogs about their day and then has a melty when everyone tells him to stfu. He lives in the third world so he'll wake up soon

>>563960765
time to L O O P

would shichi's manger have sex with shichi's torena?

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thank god i only need one hand to play uma with

god loves hags

>>563960836
the who? no its probably you know who waking up considering how that one name was brought unprompted

>>563961052
This is a man.

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>>563959049
I like daisca and cocks and this is nice

>>563960760
we have this jeet keeps trying to shit up the thread by coming up with retarded strategies such as spamming scat pictures of women shitting, falseflagging posts, gossiping or posting about how gay he is.

It's a weekend and the thirdie doesn't have to work at the chinese sweatshop, which means he'll be at it all day. Enjoy.

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which one do i uncap gwos

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>>563960628
Same as Taurus#1

>>563961216
both are kinda bad if not MLB, but at MLB shinko is better

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>>563959049
hot. thanks bwo

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>>563960481
sharing cute pictures is the sole reason why imageboards became a thing

gay niggas

>>563961084
That other schizo never complained about uma x torena posting so it's obvious discordniggers are the ones crying about it

>>563960628
800+1 gold

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>>563955415
I choose to believe in the Bakushin bloodline!

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Daiwa just popped my SS cherry

it was a parent run tho

>>563961302
Licky-chan...

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Yaeno Muteki comes out in two days and nobody cares. Not even me.

>>563960481
this is not discord sis

>>563961302
I'm not saying I'm against I'm just saying it's always the same dude doing it literally all the time. What compels someone to spend their time doing that?

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>>563961483
I will go until spark if I have to

>>563961483
That's bamboo memory banner