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The tradition must be honored.

cutie anchor post
reply to me with pics of ur character

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>>2048744

Just let it go already

>>2049118
Just one more dino nerf. It'll be perfect..

>>2048776
Nigger

>>2049911
Scared of chocolate? What are you, a dog?

>>2048776
How does it feel being the last pilot poster alive? Even that slav attentionwhore fucked off

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>>2048744
No lewd photos today. Have a ball.
>>2052530
>last pilot poster alive
Make that two.

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>>2048744
8 days until gaem is saved brehs!

>>2052530
>How does it feel being the last pilot poster alive
Make that three!

https://x.com/MechaBREAK/status/1988517126462959876
So Kris still alive after all? Also this reeks of EoS soon.

I played this game a whole bunch at launch, have they done anything interesting with it since? I had fun but I kind of tan out of stuff to do and the extraction mode was really getting bogged down by the sniper mech

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>>2055785
THE ANNOUNCEMENT

>>2055785
I hope they add side story events, like the ones every gacha has

>>2055859
>have they done anything interesting with it
Lol. Lmao even.

Thus Spoke Welkin

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Surely PS5 release will un-EOS us.

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That's a lot of words to say "shit's fucked"

>>2056233
>an image for ants

>>2056233
>>2056321
It's more or less a copypaste of the xitter posts. I checked.

>>2055785
>>2055861
>Went to reply asking if unrestricted Linux support would be part of the future
>Remember they blocked me for asking about it before
lmao

>>2056372
>they blocked me for asking about it before
Fr? You got a screenshot?

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>>2056441
Best I can do right now.

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Hell yeah, thank you, Kris - i really needed more of this useless shit

>>2057456
yeah

>>2057458
It did. There's less than 1k players during US hours now

>>2057496
There's less than 50 during EU primetime. Literally just the same retards over and over again.

>>2054905
Nice posing

>Update about the pre-season 2 survey says it's on the site
>It is not, in fact, on the site
I don't want to reinstall the entire game just to fill out a survey...

>>2057817
The survey is garbage anyways.
They hype it up with ideas of making radical changes spurred on by (you) the player, but it's just the same crap like "how excited are you about [completely irrelevant shit] 1-5".

Probably only way to get the illusion of giving them feedback is on the discord.

>>2057904
This, there wasn't even a free write feedback form so I could shit on them for Trashmak

Alright anons. This weeks homework is to write out your grievances with the game.
Spend time articulating your thoughts in full. No "shit sucks lol".

Maybe we'll send it to kris somehow.

>>2057910
I saw that the last page didn't have any free feedback form so I used the "Other" write-in for games you play to add that Mashmak fucked up everything.

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>>2057919
Mashmak sucks.
PvE is boring. Morena and Hellcat are just grind-gated DPS checks.
UI sucks.
Rock paper scirssoss sucks.
Lack of customization sucks.
We are still waiting for Welkin, StellarYs and Aquila nerfs.
We are still waiting for Hurricane and Dinos buffs.
We see what you did with serenigger and narukunt buffs perfectly coinciding with their paypiggy skins.
Stuns are aids.
Stagger-based melee is aids.
Sword flying faster that a fighter jet is gay and retarded.
Sword swing coming out faster than a fucking shell loaded into the chamber is gay and retarded.
Snipertroons are aids. Especially in a game where other shooty mechs have to suffer through FCS lock time and slow ass charge or shooting animation.
If more than half of the roster requires full untargetability to function maybe there's something wrong with the game.
If only invisible and invincible mechs are allowed to interact with objective maybe there's something wrong with the game.
How about making at least fundamental rules of the game like energy and health management universal? What warrants separate energy bar for Alphard and Shitquila? What warrants Welknig's fart being fully impenetrable while Stego's just reducing damage?
What's the point of 5 gorillion ranks there's barely enough players to fill one match?
What's the point of locking new players in bot matches for 20 hours and then throwing them into tryhard matches instead of letting them learn the game properly?
How long are you going to pretend that bots aren't an issue? How many negative reviews and lost players do you need to prove it?
What is the point of weekly shop if I'll never come across shit I actually want to buy?
There's more manufactured FOMO than shit I'd actually be afraid of missing out on.
What is the point of player economy if I'm not allowed to set prices anyone would ever agree to pay for my shit?
Why are gacha mechanics shoehorned into fucking paints? They aren't even fully randomized, it's just a tiny palette.

>>2058354
>Mashmak sucks.
>UI sucks.
I get the other points. Please elaborate on these.

>>2058354
>>2058370
Almost forgot:
>Rock paper scirssoss sucks.

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>>2058354
Oh and another important thing...
WHY THE FUCK DO ENEMY BOTS PICK AQUILA IN EVERY SINGLE """"""""""""CASUAL"""""""""""" MATCH
>>2058370
>UI sucks
I fucking love going through whole half a minute of pointless animations just to swap which mode I'm queued into. Simple drop down menu? Fuck now gweilo. You gotta queue from a page that contains nothing but an empty screen with glitched out names of the maps scattered across the screen. Or selected slot for mash airdrop resetting every time you switch to another category so you gotta carefully make a circle around the whole screen with your cursor to keep selection on the slot you need. Or looting a weapon in mash auto-equipping it and nuking your ammo even if you have spare cargo slots. Or having to open minimap to find your teammates in mash. Or chat being fucking impossible to pay attention to. And many other tiny infuriation anti-QoL things.
Also not exactly UI thing but teammate's voices not going from the direction of their ping is confusing as fuck, especially if you try to play a heaslut and need to pay attention to their location.
>Mashmak
Do I even need to explain why it's trash? On top of extraction slop being literal cuckold simulators where the goal is to avoid the actual game as much as possible, there are also literal pay2win modular weapons, incomprehensibly dogshit balance, bad PvE and all the UI fuckups listed (and not listed) above. But that's just surface level problems of the mode itself. There are also meta level issues like devs cornering themselves into further support of mash due to sheer sunk costs and mash cannibalizing progression mechanics, PvE content or events. Mashmak is cancer.

>>2058371
Not only building the game around hard counters is a dogshit fucking design, Mecha Break in particular has million other dogshit design decisions that make rock paper scissors even worse.
First of all, it's not a fucking RTS where I build a well-rounded team of units and micro manage them covering for each other weaknesses. I play one fucking unit. If I gambled on scissors, enemy team has rocknigger and my paperfaggot is either busy fighting another rocknigger or just sucks or doesn't exist then there is literally no game for me.
It's not like you have any control over what your teammates pick or what they do.
It's not like you have any control over whether some lobotomite would waste a Serenith slot on your team (you kinda can with blocklist but in a very limited capacity, there are always bigger retards).
It's not like you can just ban the most busted mech that makes particular map or mode or the whole game miserable.
It's not like you can switch mech mid-match or adjust to the situation in any other way.
And then there's also retarded devs who can't balance their game for shit and would let rock carry scissors or just chop one player's hands off (but it's fine cause he can spawn a little shield from his stump that can stun an enemy for half a second once a minute).

>>2058370
Mashmak is an unbalanced broken mess where you spend 90% of your time grinding pathetic mobs that pose no threat and have too much HP to pick up RNG drops, before the other 10% of actual meaningful play time where you're fighting the bosses or other players which is also what the entire match comes down to. And if you die you lose all or most of your shit and thus wasted the last 20-40 minutes.
It also fucked the game by association as a result of them tying the entire cosmetic system to it via retarded RNG paint drops with RNG values which consequently turned customising your mech into a retarded bullshit process of sifting through billions of paint combinations to find something decent and then actually getting your hands on it, which made me not want to bother with doing paintjobs at all. Never mind Mashmak still being the primary source of supply crates, or the ridiculously small player inventory limit (outside of combat) which will immediately get filled up with paints and shitty gear.

Mashmak's very existence fucked the game beyond repair by being a massive piece of shit game mode with too much tied to it and siphoning too many development resources away from content worth a damn that could've been made instead, like a campaign mode or more Verge maps.

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Just finished my first run of DxM TS, bwos. The open world felt like a chore at a time but still more fun than mashedmak.

>>2058776
>power armor instead of mechs
Fuck this shit

>>2058776
>power armor instead of mechs
This shit fucks

>>2058774
>siphoning too many development resources away from content worth a damn that could've been made instead, like a campaign mode
Reminder that it was heavily implied to that the game would have if not campaign then at least some kind of PvE mode on release which turned out to be just mashmak. Which explains both massive initial player numbers and why the bounced so quickly.

>>2058774
Adding to this, almost the entire cast of mechs is completely unplayable in Mashmak and this was only made worse with Alphard's release

>>2059187
Yeah when I started it I was wondering where the fuck the campaign mode was because they had talked about it having a single player component to it ages back.
Shit man, if they had a campaign they could just get rid of the bot tutorial phase for Verge entirely, because the campaign would serve as that, just look at Titanfall 2 for how to do it right.

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And another complaint to add to the pile: what the fuck are these ugly ass mmo ass corny ass fairy ass magic crystal world of warcraft fantasyslop skins???????????
Season one: MAGIC GLOWING DEMON FIRE WINGS!!!!!
Season two: MAGIC GLOWING ICE CRYSTALS!!!
Season three: MAGIC GLOWING DARKSNESS CRYSTALS!!!!
Skins: MAGIC GLOWING ELEMENTAL SCARS!!!!!!!!
Paypiggy mechs: WHAT IF THE SAME MECH BUT MADE BY ELVES WITH MORE SPIKES AND SWIRLS!!! AND KITSUNE TAIL LIKE MUH AHRI FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!!!!
Umm hello mecha department????????????????? Can I have some SCI-FI please? A little bit of MACHINERY? Something INDUSTRIAL or MILITARY perhaps? I tiny bit of a NASA flair maybe? Just a single fucking harazrd stripes decal perchance?
KEEP YOUR CORNY ASS FANTASY FAGGOTRY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY MECHA GAME YOU STUPID NIGGERS
AND NO "IT'S NOT MAGIC CRYSTALS, IT'S LE CORITE" IS NOT AN EXCUSE, YOU WOULDN'T SEE KANE WEARING FUCKING WOW PAULDRONS MADE OF TIBERIUM

>>2059224
That's just Chinese designs in general desu

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>>2059224

>>2059230
well well well

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>>2059224
>Just a single fucking harazrd stripes decal perchance?
Kris got you covered here

>>2059741
>randomized colors to make sure 99% of patterns will never look good on any paintjob
>randomized placement to make sure 99% of patterns will be horribly misaligned and completely unreadable
What a great investment of artists' time. I wonder how many mansions Kris bought from patterns sales.

I actually went ahead and sketched a letter to the devs. Here is the link:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zxtrryHagmZdY7jgSWHOtWybYKur9cFkg19jM0MRzCk/edit?usp=sharing

It's more or less a copypaste of what's already been said here, rewritten to not immediately frighten normies. M-dashes are manual, no GPT slop here. Tell me what to add or change. Also, how should we deliver the letter? E-mailing support? Official Discord?
>inb4 jewgle
Not making a whole ass rentry for a one-off thing.

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>>2060014
I feel like you omitted lots of points trying to convert raw bullet points into some cohesive thesis. Which is tough with this game that is so heavily lacking in cohesive vision and that is plagued by fundamental far-reaching issues.
>Also, how should we deliver the letter? E-mailing support? Official Discord?
That's the tough part, they obviously don't read any of the feedback anywhere except maybe some obscure chinese social media.

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My fuarking hero.

Welknig is still a mandatory pick but everyone wants to be permanently untargetable flying nigger.

>>2061347
Proper Tricera respect

>>2048704
What the hell is up with these super shortened seasons?

>>2064874
Game is in death spiral, that's what

>>2064874
Gotta keep that FOMO grind going. Get that battle pass maxed out, get those pity roll skins, buy those limited time cosmetics before it's too late, get to the top of leaderboard with new meta mechs before new meta dropped. All just in a couple months. Treat the game like a job or don't play it all. W-WAIT NO DON'T UNINSTALL THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU STUPID GWEILO NONONO PLEASE COME BACK

you guys are still alive? how does the player count look like now, I quit like 2 months ago

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>>2065086
>how does the player count look like now
Not ideal
>I quit like 2 months ago
While you're still here, why did you quit?

>>2065222
>>While you're still here, why did you quit?

Biggest reason was I got tired of playing with bots. And since the playbase kept dropping, there was no way for things to get better. It's really too bad, I loved this game, played through the entire 2nd beta which was fun. But since release it just kept getting worse and worse, it's tragic. Game had so much potential

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What did Kris mean by this?

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>>2065342
Why is there ZERO good looking tattoos? And only 3 of them each week - you'd think those damn chinks will shit out them by the tens for easy money, because they require way less work than accesories that need modeling. Oh, and speaking of - what is this shit and who it appeals to? It looks like shit and doesn't go well with any of the outfits.

>>2065342
Why is her neck so long

>>2065342
Hot

>>2065228
I will never understand why they pushed bots so hard from the start. You know, when they had the most players they would likely ever get?

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>>2065228
Aren't bots needed when a game has such low player counts? Sure they shouldn't have had them at the onset but what about now?

>>2065624
Well yea, that's the problem. They dug their own grave and it's pretty much irreversable now

>>2065511
Live service grifters are obsessed with bots because they believe it's a guaranteed way to boost PLAYER RETENTION (magic word that lives rent free in their head). Retards think they can just farm players with their epic psychological tricks because some Rito blogpost or literal mobile casino GDC talk said so forgetting there are thousands of retards just like them failing every single day and even corporations with infinite money struggle to reliably force a live service into popularity.
>>2065624
Bots will be needed when playercount drops to 11 people in a region. Right now bots are still harming the game by keeping huge portion of the playerbase locked in fake matches where they do not contribute to matchmaking and don't play the real game.

If there's no additions to >>2060014, then I'll try sending it today or tomorrow. Odds are they don't give a shit and the game goes EOS anyway, but it's worth trying.

lol, lmao even

>Notes out
>No new posts
Dead

New season patch notes:
https://mechabreak.seasungames.com/en/news-detail.html#/?contentId=srsbfcg4ghdt
>>2068147
Pleasu understandu, here are only 2 and a half of us left across all time zones

>>2068442
>TRICERA CUSTOM
So will they unfuck the poor dino to boost sales or...? Oh who am i kidding - it's a male pilot, nobody will give a fuck either way.

>>2068588
>no balance changes in the patch notes
They just gave up.

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>>2065442
I'm ayylmaxxing.

>>2068725
Kek

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>>2068442
>>2068714
Waiting for Season 3

>ctrl+f Linux
>No results
Dumb chinks.

>>2069749
In >>2068442 oops...

>Activates Stealth Mode, canceling Stagger and making the Striker invisible and immune to lock-ons. Stealth disables temporarily when attacking or taking damage and can be manually deactivated to shorten cooldown.

Why do we need two snipers with the same gimmick?

>>2070106
To half the queue times for lobotomized Narukami OTPs shitting up the game.

>finally Inferno custom
>ugly ass bitch pilot
>green puke colored lazor
Fuck you slug

Hello i'm an archivist for the RDMG(Repository for Dead Mecha Games) and i'm just checking in to let you know i'll be taking your game for code preservation soon. For those who are unaware there is no other genre in gaming with an EoS to success ratio as poor as mecha. I'll get to you guys eventually but there's so many failed mecha games reaching the end simultaneously. Battle Operation 2, War Robots, Synduality, Airmech, Exoprimal and Mecharashi are still ahead of you guys in the queue but I figured i'd pop my head in so you won't be surprised when the time comes.

>>2071205
>War Robots
Propped up by paypiggy money, will likely outlast every other game you mentioned
Nice bait though

>>2071205
As a mecha fan I'm more concerned with these games existing than these games failing.
>Battle Operation 2
Totally deserved to die, it's like MB but without anything good and with everything bad pushed to extremes.
>Synduality
>Exoprimal
Fake mecha.
>Mecharashi
Gachaslop.

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Holy fuck that looks bad - you can't boost battlepass sales with shit like this, Kris

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>>2071697
one of my friends looks like this. what's your excuse?

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>they added a pattern to compliment purple serenith
okay seaslug im sorry for having a babyrage tantrum i overreacted i'll give you my money again <3

So... Are we eating above average?

>>2048704
hey I love Mount and Blade too, what mod is that?

>>2072066
>new cosmetics are trash
>new mechs are cancer
>nothing improved or fixed
We're eating shit and not even getting any calories from it.

>>2072072
fuck off

>>2072091
Rude.

>>2071912
Leave it to sereniggers to post zestiest shit imaginable.

EoS status?

>>2072330
Two more weeks

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>>2071802
Eh, it HAS better materials than that abomination of a dress we got on halloween, but otherwise it's yet another asymetrical overdesigned crap.

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>>2071697
It sure boosted my corite income

>>2072705
>she boughteneded the battlepass yet again

>>2072091
give the name back thief

How much longer before the servers get shut down?

>>2073235
No balance patch makes me think we're in for unironic EoS this season

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I was going to skip the new BP but it has customs dino with cool badge for farming pilot's cheevos...

NORNE FEELS SO FUCKING FREE I LOVE HERRR

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>>2073268
I like Norne to, very fun.

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god this is actually fucking peak i might swipe

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>>2072785
I always do!

>>2073346
The "fishnet" should've been used on the thigh/ass-area as well and the thong should ride further up the ass-crack than it does.
It was the right direction, but it just leaves a lot to be desired.
They set the bar high with the starter-bodysuit, but it really isn't that hard to surpass it with a bit of creativity.

Get it together Kris.

>>2073246
Sleep tight dino!

>>2073346
Did the game glitch out and allowed to have tits size slider at negative value?

>>2073692
Do you have a tail for that fit?

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>>2073737
I have a few tails, but they don't really fit.

Mecha?

>>2073949
Broken.

>>2073930
:/

Every human match so far had clueless norniggers with five digits damage by the end of the match.

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>gacha is an option in the custom strikers section of the survey
I bet they're going to introduce gacha mechanics in the future and say "the players voted for this!"

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Okay, now they're just rubbing it in.

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huh? that's it...?
challenge doko?

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=gJgJ8HY-eMI
>Only balance change is that Stellaris hard landing no longer decloaks him
Sasuga Kris

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>>2076044
kekaroo

>>2076050
>pic
But Tricera is right here, completely unnerfed

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>>2076044
>*gets lost in the ui*
>isn't opening lootboxes hecking epic? God I love gambling! Alright, what I was talking about...
>We added another Welkin because having a copy of mandatory pick with a panther strapped to his back is healthy for the balance!
>To demonstrate this, I'm gonna bully that Tricera over there.
>Let's take a look at the other striker! Just like any striker, she can be countered by Snipers and Flyers!
>blah blah blah OC strikers
>Hey guys did you notice that there's meaningless number next to skin now that's supposed to justify wasting 10+k corite on them?
>*fast forward of pulling slot machine lever for 2 hours*
>Balance changes? What do you mean? Game is perfectly balanced!
>And here's the proof: *goes into typical live service dev schizo rant about winrate charts being smarter than players*
>*chart switches to Welkin with pick rates exploding*
>As you can see, even such popular mech is still in the pretty balanced spot! Especially now that there's two of them! We nerfed Welkin A LOT btw! You just didn't notice it!
>*chart swtiches to Stego and deflates*
>Once again, Stego having 50% win rate while being played only on 2 maps where both teams pick Stego demonstrates how well balanced our game is!
>Thank you for supporting the mecha game of our dream!
He's just fucking with us, isn't he?

>>2076504
Stage 3: Bargaining

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I have become an American Thanks Kris

>you know what the game really needs?
>more snipers and stuns
Kris is speedrunning EOS.

Place your bets. Will these retards...
A. Fix their game
B. Introduce Welkin 4 to address 6 welkins per match issue
C. Introduce bans to let you cope with slightly less different kinds of Welkins per match
D. Do 180, go full fun police and introduce "role" limits (roles of course are going to follow schizophrenic classification from updated striker select menu)

I HAVE SEEN THIS FUCKING UGLY BOBCUT LOOP IN THE STORE 3 FUCKING TIMES

I CHECK THIS FUCKING STORE EVERY MONDAY AND IT HAS NEVER HAD THE PIGTAILS

I WANT TO GIVE THEM MONEY AND THEY WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO

THIS GAME DESERVES TO DIE

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You didn't forgot to nominate your favourite game for steam awards' GOTY? Kris pours his heart and soul into it and really deserves this.

>>2079289
Maybe later when Kris does fix all the shit with the game.
He will fix it, right?

>>2079289
The only two noteworthy releases this year are Mecha Break and Dolls Nest so I guess MB is my goty.

>>2078819
B or D seem most likely.

>>2048704
How grindy is this game if I only buy battle passes and outfits I REALLY like? How many hours per week on average?

>>2081116
If you aren't going to hoard extra copies of BP cosmetics you can probably get away with couple evenings of grind per week to do your verge + mash weeklies since it's the biggest source of mission tokens.

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>get another bot match
>this time the enemy team bots all decide to drop everything and 6v1 me while my team's retard bots idle outside of the objective area
>this happens multiple times
>alt f4
>come back later
>"After reviewing your gameplay data, we have determined that your actions involved Leaving. In adherence to the principles of fair play and competitive integrity, we will deduct 10 point(s) from your Reputation."
in adherence to the principles of fair play and competitive integrity, go throat a razorblade Kris Kuck

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Post mechs

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>>2082316
Luv me Falcon.
Simple as.

>>2077184
>we want the black audience

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Average Stellaris player.

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>>2082316

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>>2082316

>>2083020
Nice paint job

>>2078819
The balance is the worst it's ever been and it's still bleeding players. They should just shut it down already. Those retards adding more mechs when they can't even balance the current ones doesn't fix anything, just makes it worse.

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I'm still in bot ranks, why are you making me wait so long for a match?

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>get out of bot ranks
>norne suddenly plays like ass
Hmm...

>>2083451
No bots here gweilo. Only 100% real human beans.

>pre-S2
>norne will shape the META and break the game. mkillja fills no niche.
>mid-S2
>norne is equivalent to losing a teammate slot and mkillja raped the game so hard that we're losing more players than before
>inb4 post-S2
>devs told us there was nothing wrong with mkillja and refused to nerf him, so the game will EOS in a month tops.

>>2083476
>>2083530
The whole point of Norne is being a stun bot for instakill combos. Shit's absolutely obnoxious when tryhard stacks with comms and focused fire are using her.

>>2083587
>when tryhard stacks with comms and focused fire are using her
No. It's just plain obnoxious.
Stuns/Disables are a retarded direction for the game.

God I fucking hate bots. Especially how they always choose the nonce-bait voice for the one that spams comms.
>point captured, defend it pweease x20
Shut the fuck up you godless machine

>>2083654
>NO ONE'S ON THEIR PAYLOAD! NOW'S OUR CHANCE!

>>2083654
It's always the same fucking voice setting, too. Shit is fucked.

It's such a shame we have to wait 6-8 months for the final flop. Game's beyond fixing now with industrial scale stun spam and the fattest tank having actual honest to god instakill combo.

>>2083949
>Game's beyond fixing now
Surely a couple more Tricera nerfs would do the trick

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>>2084079
There'll be no Tricera left to nerf soon...

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>>2082595
>not blue and orange
NGMI

>>2084354
Wow! They should hire you to make movie posters!

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>>2084354
>not black and white
Goddamn fashionlets.

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>>2082595
>>2084354
>>2084746
>not black & gold falcon custom
Zaako~ Zaako~

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>decide to try learning stellarus
>hop into a casual match before ruining someone's day with a shitty 0/6/3 ranked stellarus match
>kris puts me into a bot match with unplayable ping
they REALLY don't want us playing their game, do they?

>>2083587
Aquila does that better AND gets to actually play the game outside of one CC cuck playstyle

>>2085081
Casual is bots only.

>>2085387
Tell me something I don't know.

>>2085409
Hel's stun mines ignore targets wearing Pinaka's condom.

>>2085529
what the fuck

>>2085574
You can also activate the condom while stunned but it won't remove the stun. This game is an absolute clusterfuck of inconsistent arbitrary interactions.

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>Get Killed
>Opponent looks like this
How do you react?

>>2086741
Celebrate it's not a bot

>>2086741
Contemplate my existence in society as a gamer...

>>2086979
this

hot take: MVP should get bonus rank and SVP shouldn't lose rank

>>2089789
MVP is meaningless and doesn't reflect whether you were actually the MVP or not. It's 70% DIRECT contribution to objective, 29% K/D and 1% everything else.

>>2089805
serenith gets MVP purely from getting kills on payload maps though

>>2089834
serenith gets mvp purely by holding down RMB while scratching his ass somewhere.

>>2089789
Medals and VPs get boosted rank/diminished loss of rank already, don't they?

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>tfw they nerfed dinos and the chocolate milk isn't soothing the pain

Didn't do the weeklies at all last week in this shitfest.
Feels good.

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Another week, another banger selection of clown makeup.

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>>2094581
You don't say!

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>>2052530
Bitch, I'm still here, I just farmed mash for way too long...

>>2094581
I like your eyes they look cool
>>2096386
I missed Girly pilot pics

>stellarnigger get buff
>stego get "buff"
lmao

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>Kris stepped down as CEO of Seasun
Uh oh!
>So that he more directly work on Mecha Break
Oh

>>2099149
We were so close

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>tricera not even mentioned

>>2099149
Normally when a game flops this hard the lead would get replaced for his dishonourable display, but if the guy was the CEO I guess that explains why that didn't happen.

>Stellaris buffed again
Do they want other players to quit? I don't get it.

>>2100804
Stellariggers have been crying that their piece of shit annoying asscancer Temu Yeasuo is underperforming even in S0. They won't shut up until it receives perma-iframes and universal uncounterable instakill combo. I guess these retards somehow managed to tank its winrates. Invisible edgelord assassin ninja samurai archetype always attract the most mentally challenged.

>>2100901
Yeah, they're stubborn retards. I've had one that tried to slice my Inferno to bits as I melted him point-blank with my big lasers, not bothering to find a different attack angle. I executed him afterwards, and he spent the rest of the game focusing me. I'm pretty sure it was a human player, too.

>>2099475
>Chinese
>Having honor
Pick one.

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>Finally unlock Tricera Custom
>Try it out in a few matches
>Suddenly every match has Serenith hard focusing me
I just wanna see my new look in action man...

>>2105201
Your fault for thinking Tricera is good for anything but being a punching bag for serenig.

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>>2105332
Don't you fucking dare slandering my hero.

>>2105347
>can only wear it on your ass where no one would ever see it
>impossible to avoid clipping with Mechanic outfit
Bravo seaslug. Great value cosmetics as usual.

Sometimes, the only winning move is not to play.

>>2111155
Damn...

>"battlefield" mode is just 12 players ace arena but ffa
Hopefully the new coop "raid" isn't limited to 3 players because that would make it just a simple gold key mash clone, which is boring.

>>2114766
I don't think it's the battlefield mode.
If they haven't given up on battlefield mode idea we probably won't see it until "relaunch".
It's all gonna be half assed content until then.

Are there any good english speaking aquila players with streams or videos to watch?

I feel like I just get rushed down with no ability to escape and I dont know what im doing wrong.

>>2115341
Just sit in skybox all game taking pot-shots.

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>>2115341
>what im doing wrong
Playing annoying niggerfaggot mech that everyone hates. Shitquila needs to die as soon as it's spotted so that match can start properly (until your Valorant tourist ass respawns and pauses it again).

>>2116635
>t. mad serenigger/faggotrus

>>2116638
I only play Serenig in TDM because Stego just doesn't get to do anything there. Stellarigger is probably my least played stroker.

>still no option to block pings
OVER HERE
OVER HERE
YOU SPOT 'EM YOU POP 'EM
OVER HERE
OVER HERE
YOU SPOT 'EM YOU POP 'EM
YOU SPOT 'EM YOU POP 'EM
YOU SPOT 'EM YOU POP 'EM
OVER HERE

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Mecha... eternal queue... Break...

>>2124315
Very nice, a new Girly pic.

EoS announced?

>>2128788
Owari da

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>how do we solve the issue of Welkin being asscancer?
>make another Welkin!
>how do we solve the issue of Stellaris and Aquila being asscancer?
>combine them into one striker!

They're beginning to suspect something. Quick, nerf dinos.

I just log in every 2 days to collect revenue and relist leftovers.

ded game
ded thread

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far from it, they're adding a social hub area

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CHECK THE UPDATE NOTES
SEASLUG JUST SAVED THE GAME

>>2137115
They unrestricted Linux support?

>>2137690
>Linux
Windows is better

>>2138024
Don't say that to Linux users. It really rustles their jimmies.

below 3k peak

Did this game add a hime cut yet? This is VERY important.

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>>2139740
me again, when I google mecha break customization/hime cut I find this image
is this hairstyle even in the game? this image looks like a promotional bullshot or maybe even AI

>>2139725
Don't worry, they're ending the season early again

>>2139746
This is uncostomizeable FOMO paypiggy pilot.
I don't think I've seen hime cut for your regular pilot. Even if they add it, it will be locked to weekly store gacha.

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>the event is a gacha

>>2140824
>the first free x10 opening only opens 6 times

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>they removed the estimated waiting time

>>2140836
I mean it's kinda pointless if it also keeps increasing every minute

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Get in the snowman shinji!

>>2140836
>if enough "countdowns" are cleared the timer will disappear entirely
Well done Kris well done. Now no one can say the queue is dead!

Skirmish mode is essentially just falcons, alphards and skyraiders bullying everything that isn't a Serenith.
Also what the fuck is this new captcha

>>2141131
>bullying everything that isn't a Serenith.
my experience with serenith is getting bodied by stellarus and norne with no counterplay

>>2141038
I like the headwear

>>2141131
I'm focusing stellariggers, norniggers, naruniggers and aquigger.

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>>2141571
y-you too!

Also check out my festive panther.

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There's always a bigger fish.

how do I preview all the custom pilots like Rui and narukami? I want to look at Rui but this mexican bitch shows up.

>>2142104
Try selecting their corresponding mech and then going to pilots.
Or check striker archives on market.

>>2141804
Your mech friend is looking very jolly. I wonder why there's no Christmas light cosmetic

Holy fuxk how do u even play this with controller, its so fast paced you just can't aim with controller

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>>2142262
>there are still retards falling for controller meme in 2025

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So jolly!

>>2143400
So cute!

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More clown shit.

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Finally nice haircut.

>Mechs?

>>2145987
The clussy tat

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>>2082316
old paintjob but still one of my favorite creations

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>>2082316
Pina, my beloved

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Check out this festive bell I've got.

>>2153737
What's under the duck bill?

>>2155002
The reddest skin you've ever seen on a woman.

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>>2155063
I am NOT a tomato!

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Stay jolly.

>>2156141
Christmas is already over bub

>>2156354
There's still New Year to celebreate.

>>2155553
*squeezes you*

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I just need this piece of shit game to survive long enough for us to get Stego model kit.

This is the supposed game-changing and course-correction steps you could muster Kris?
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2452280/view/491585845845821681?l=english
>slightly better shield for tricera
>slightly better regen-rate
>better anti-missile drones (in case you forgot those exists)
Dinos are SO back bros.

This patch will change fucking nothing.
The current meta is hot garbage of just fielding as many non-targetable faggots as possible and shooting at all the poor fags that didn't pick a non-targetable mech(a).
A horrendous experience.

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Seasluggers would release Hel, Narukami and Aquila duct taped together into one mech and then wonder why the original sniper shitters suddenly have such low pick rates and think it warrants buffs. Yet another proof that stats-obsessed devs who outsource balancing to telemetry are mentally and genetically challenged.
Meanwhile Tricera get placebo buffs to the shield he doesn't even get to use in the first place as Serenigger is dropping nuked on his dome, melee monkeys are just getting placed there by Kris himself with magic retard-proof plunge attack and Milky just turns Tricera's shield off with his mind, picks Tricera up, carries him 5 km away, stuns and instagibs him.

Perhaps another Welkin will save the game. We don’t have one that flies yet. Maybe give it an untargetable dodge, really specs things up.

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We did it

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Me and my boyfriend

At which point the player count triggers the EoS announcement?

>>2170047
What about the guy you tell him to not worry about?

>>2170925
About 200/300 players, why?

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Bought gym. It's small, but at least it's more interactive than the arcade. Time to stop playing until the next season, again.

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Also,
>S.H.A.D.O.W. canonically partners with Xioami
Kek

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PATCH NOTES:
https://mechabreak.seasungames.com/en/news-detail.html#/?contentId=sunv46npqxa9

Striker
>Fixed an issue at Longmen Launch Site where using Aux 1 Dueling Forcefield with WELKIN near the ground could trap the unit in the underground tunnel.
>Fixed an issue where Strikers using Boost Attack with melee or modular weapons could repeatedly dash when colliding with a lift column or transport vehicle.
>Fixed an issue where NORNE couldn't neutralize downed targets.
>Fixed an issue where LUMINAE's Drone Launcher caused duplicate explosion sounds when drones were destroyed.
>Fixed an issue where Striker remains could get stuck on an airdrop cover when PINAKA neutralized other units.
>Fixed an issue where HEL's Pulse Trap Drone (Aux 2) stayed visible in kill replays, highlights, or spectating, following the unit's camera.

Modular Weapons
>Fixed an issue where Hex Missile Launcher missiles sometimes detonated mid-air when locking on to targets over 450 meters away.
>Fixed an issue with abnormal sound effects when firing Autocannon and Gatling Gun modular weapons simultaneously.

Operation STORM
>Fixed an issue where pilots had to move under a Glider to enter it after leaving it at the edge of a scene outside the combat zone.
>Fixed an issue in Mashmak where lighting projections appeared abnormal in certain corridors.
>Ongoing fixes for an issue where FALCON could get stuck in mountain gaps in Mashmak at high speed.

Other
>Fixed an issue where the mission progress panel could freeze and stop updating after completing tracking objectives in combat zones.
>Fixed an issue where muted chat channels still allowed pilots to send messages after switching back to them.

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>another meleeslop
>very likely with untargetability spam
This game is beyond cooked.

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Pilot posting will save the thread.

Chink devs are resorting to botting positive reviews on the steam page. Look at all the new level 1 accounts with 2.6 hours played on the game with a positive Aislop comment. Shit should get reported

>>2197065
Post your pilot wearing a tail to save the thread haha

>>2197394
yikes it's too cringe

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>>2197394
Big oof

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>>2199761
>>2199856
They're not even subtle

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>>2197394
>>2199761
>>2199856
>>2200242
I'm concerning.

>>2200242
>one-way smoke setups
>physics engine makes grenade throws
>map voting
This is just insultingly obvious.
Couldn't even bother getting somewhere in the ballpark of relevant praise.

I feel like there should be an option to report this shit. I hate looking at it.

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>>2200482
You can. Just click on the review and hit the flag icon. Some already got removed. I also reported the game itself on the store page for fraud with the flag icon on there too for trying to deceive customers with false reviews

>>2200497
How can we be sure Seaslug botted the reviews, though? I know, cui bono, but it could be someone trying to remove the game from Steam.

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>>2199856
>Different seasonal events often come with temporary, silly game modes that are pure, lighthearted fun.
>The sound of an enemy's equipment hitting the ground near you triggers instant, adrenaline-fueled reactions.
>The game's narrative, often told through seasonal events, gives context and meaning to the perpetual conflict.
>Visual effects for explosions, muzzle flashes, and tracers are impactful without being overly distracting or obscuring vision.
>The sound of a headshot in the distance tells a story of a sniper doing their job.
>Map geometry is generally fair, with few "head-glitch" spots where only a player's head is visible.
>The game's community managers are active and engaged, acting as a valuable bridge between players and developers.
>Character backstories, while optional to engage with, add weight to the faceless soldiers on screen.
>The game's frame pacing is consistent, preventing stutters that could throw off your aim mid-fight.
>Pre-firing common angles becomes a viable and rewarding strategy with good game sense.
>The feeling of being "in the zone," where your aim is perfect and your decisions are instinctive, is a flow state like no other.
>The physics for grenades and throwables feel weighty and predictable, allowing for skillful bank shots and calculated throws.

Typical chink behavior of instead of fixing problems, compensating with blatant manipulation.
Instead of fixing ranked, doubling down on mandatory seasonal bot grind.

6v6 is genuinely good so they shouldn't have to trash their reputation like this. Instead hire a systems designer to remake everything outside of immediate gameplay.

I see the issue of lack of players, but I'm pretty sure the blatant chink mobile game strategy isn't helping.

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This season was absolutely fucking miserable.
First of all, the bots situation somehow got even worse. You'd get bot matches even in GM after a loss streak because Kris think that giving you pity victories against bots is somehow going to help with player retention or something? Yea sure let me waste my time when there's already a limited timeframe when I can play this rotting corpse of a game.
And then there's absolute fucking disaster that is this game's "balance". More stun and stagger spam, more snipers, more meleeslop, more untargetability, shitquila and stellarigger got unnerfed for whatever the fuck reason, Serenith is completely ignored despite being previous season's biggest problem, Hurricane got another copium injection, you can't even have a chill Dino Kart match anymore because milknigger can completely remove you from the game with one button, like dealing with Serenigger wasn't bad enough.
Servers are still shitting themselves, progression is still a chore mostly locked to dogshit PvE, leaderboard is still infested with smurfs, UI is still clunky garbage, cosmetics are still ugly dogshit.
This game is beyond cooked. I'm gonna skip paypig pass next season and wait for a balance patch before playing again, any semblance of fun was surgically removed from the game.

>>2210278
>any semblance of fun was surgically removed from the game.
My dude they took a sledgehammer to the whole thing.

So we went from 2 new mechs per season to only one? EoS next? They can't be siphoning all the money from snowbreak forever.

Reminder to delete your PSOs once the maintenance is complete.

Remember that if you install the game, you have to manually remove the anti-cheat or it will be still running and sending data to China. Even the anti-cheat uninstaller won't actually remove it

>>2212578
>my data may go to tencent instead of palantir
Oh, the humanity!

OH BOY, its a another dogshit norne player losing us the game by refusing to play the point and average a grand total of less than 2000 damage. I fucking hate these rats

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>>2214446
5/10, wouldn't look too out of place in swtor

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the aquilas fear the hornet.

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>freyr themed event
>no freyr cosmetics in shop or gacha box
you had ONE JOB seaslug
the Radiance series is PERFECT for freyr

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>breach axe
>comes in a holster that you need to unscrew to take it out
>handle part of the holster - which is separate from the blade - has a trigger decoration on it
???

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>>2217443
Overengineered, but not entirely retarded. The mechanism probably also makes it harder to steal.

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>be me
>stopped caring about rank
>want achievement for freyr cosmetics
>have to kill 6 brawlers in a single match
>seems easy enough
>welkin takes forever and then some to kill
>panther takes forever and then some to kill
>stellarus is the only enemy mech that's actually farmable due to extremely low TTK
>none of the other melee mechs, like alysnes, count as brawlers (not that alysnes would be worth spending time on killing)
>as though on cue, whenever i try to farm a stellarus, my entire bot team will drop everything to steal the kill from me
>rack up 10+ assists purely on stellarus every game that he's in, even with optimal damage timing
At this point, they just HAVE TO make an achievement challenge that's total bullshit. It's tradition, really. And it's also making me lose interest.

Freyr is such a phoned in mech. Both mechanically and aesthetically. It'll be the first one I skip.

>>2221110
Needs a shorter neck and/or bigger hands.
>The distance from the jaw to the base of the neck is close to the width of the palm of the hand.

>>2221309
Neck is already at minimum. Some of the proportions in the character creator are kinda skewed by default in a way you can't salvage easily. You can do some illusion magic by making other things proportionately bigger (as long as it doesn't ruin the shape), but I want the shoulders to be narrow so there's not much I can do to fix the neck. (I already widened chest to make the shoulders look proportionally narrower)