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I'm thinking I can vibe with the thread's new direction.

>>2054367
is there a single godherochampiontoon in smite that looks good?

>>2054869
correction:
>in smIIte

Would shIIte be better or worse if our benevolent Chinese overlords were in charge of it?

tch....toons.

>>2054998
Almost every single new godtoon is now Chinese. A single western godtoon is added once every other year.

fuck this game

>>2054287
>[埋め込み]

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>>2054998
It would probably be better managed and implemented, but more openly corrupt, and they'd replace the titan talk talking heads with ultra-charismatic influencers in business suits.

>>2055049
This also.

>>2054869
No.

speak english please

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Once they add her to smite 2, the game will finally be saved.

>>2054287
祝你好运 god感谢上帝toon 卡通祖母绿宝石钻石雄鹿 今天购买 蓝色改款

>>2055617
You'll get every single general from Romance of the Three Kingdoms before another western god is added to the game and you're going to like it!

Shite2 Daji has some of the most intense jiggle physics I've ever seen in a jorez game.

>>2056466
proof or it didnt happen + they're desparate

>>2056477
I don't have recording software, but she's got some big fat fox tiddies.

>>2056537
all consoles have clips, nvidia has gforce now and steam has clips and screenshots i think youre a lying rat

>>2056537
Proofs now. Whip out your mobile phone and record those sweet sweet cans for us.

>>2056466
>>2056477
>>2056659
>>2056679
https://streamable.com/droye2
Big milky fox melons...

>>2057344
grim

>>2057344
>he buyed gemeraldtoons

>>2057545
It's pts, they give you enough to buy everything when you log in

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>>2057344
>melted plastic face
>hag saggers just move up and down on their own instead of swinging around, they don't even have extra physics, it's just pointless animation (probably a reused animation rig)
>fox tail is less fluffy (criminal)
>fabric is full gloss instead of matte / slight gloss like an actual cheongsam
>+ everything else
>
Makes me wonder, with all these advancements in technology and bullshit, why do they always try to reinvent the wheel instead of going back to the original concept art and executing it more faithfully if they're forced to. Like, her Smite 1 heels are platform-heel blocks because of the lower poly count, her new ones look like cheap and nonfunctional tapered ice skates, but the concept has a nice curve to her platform-heels that both looks more functional and would have been a nice re-addition. Smite 1 looks better, but they literally have a better design than both already.

>>2057591
Because the people working on game X didn't work on game Y, so are retracing the same steps the devs of game Y did when it was in the same state as game X.

They turned her into a white bitch.

I feel like I can't even judge the Smite 2 model quality because the lighting is so bad in every single screenshot and video of the game.

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>>2054287
I was cleaning out my house and found these codes from a PAX visit. I have no idea if these still work, these were from a while ago.

He Bo Sydney Shredder: SE96D694A5E041013
SEB70A5E98AF41013
SE96D98ACE0F41013
SE1B66BDF48E41013
SEEB8D4A6FE741013

2015 Tyr skin:
PXTC128CB05751007

>>2058644
Got the Tyr and one of the He Bo's, thanks Anon!

>>2054287
Did China buy smite or something? That makes no sense since they literally screwed over the chinese release of the game.

>be lo-rez
>have a player who is constantly top 1 on the leaderboards
>over multiple accounts has 5k+ games on smite 2
>triggers shitters cuz he exploits game mechanics that are implemented by the devs themselves
>have such a melty that they ban him
I don't get this company anymore its like they want this game to die. People like that get paid by dev companies as QA testers.

>>2058853
>People like that get paid by dev companies as QA testers.
This doesn't happen, especially when the abuse is just "queue at 3am". The kind of people who actually get hired are the people who write the most popular cheat/botting tools.

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Psst.

What smite gods and goddess take the knot?

altblue can we knot

>>2060159
Hel

if altblue was a dog would you take his knot

If I was a dog I would knot altblue after dancing for him in the jungle.

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>>2061028

jing wei

>>2057344
>not available anymore

Fake.

>>2061800
No fight is unwinnable if we try our hardest!

jing wei2

Proc.

>>2062751
i'ts sunday doe(decahedron)

I remember being excited for a Smite fighting game but then it turned out to be dko and I was so disappointed.

>>2063739
Marvel vs Capcom but it's Smite vs Paladins

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>>2063863
What 48 godtoons and championheroes would be on the roster, and who would be the unplayable end game boss in the watered-down singleplayer story?

>>2064783
>who would be the unplayable end game boss in the watered-down singleplayer story?
Guan Yu (release ver, having achieved legendary status in his own right)

>>2064809
Smite 1 Release Guan Yu vs Terminus (Full power, Patron saint of bugs form)

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>>2064885
If you beat them both in a very specific way, they fuse and form the True End Game Boss, The Morrigan, godqueen of bugs and sloppy ass legacy coding practices.

>>2064783
Smite:
>Amaterasu
>Anubis
>Ares
>Athena
>Bellona
>Cthulhu
>Fenrir
>Hades
>Janus
>King Arthur
>Loki
>Neith
>Nemesis
>Nu Wa
>Odin
>Ra
>Scylla
>Sol
>Susano
>The Morrigan
>Thor
>Tiamat
>Ymir
>Zeus

Paladins:
>Androxus
>Bomb King
>Cassie
>Drogoz
>Evie
>Fernando
>Furia
>Imani
>Io
>Koga
>Maeve
>Makoa
>Mal'Damba
>Moji
>Pip With Pepper as an alternate costume
>Ruckus & Bolt
>Seris
>Skye
>Talus
>Terminus
>Tiberius
>Vora
>Yagorath
>Ying

Story:
>Hi-Rez shits the bed and now can only afford to continue development of one game. Everybody fights to decide which game gets the money. Each godchampionroguetoon gets their own voiced ending slideshow cutscene. The final boss is Erez himself.

Stages:
>Arena (Smite)
>Clash map
>Joust map
>Olympus
>Ragnarok (Jorm as a stage hazard)
>R'lyeh
>The Underworld (Cerb, Charon, and Persephone make cameos).
>Serpent Beach
>Frog Isle
>Fish Market
>Stone Keep
>Ascension Peak
>Bazaar
>The Abyss
>Dragon Arena
Global Agenda and Rogue Company also get one map each as a stage, but I didn't play either of those games, so I can't say which.

Secret Bonus Toons:
>Ronin (Rogue Company)
>Dima (Rogue Company)
>Phantom (Rogue Company)
>Warrior (Realm Royale) (Other classes as alt costumes)
Blood Eagle (Tribes Ascend) (Different classes and Diamond Sword versions as costumes.)

>>2064918
It was surprisingly hard to pick just 24 for the Smite roster.

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palg vagrant niggers are banging at the door again
it's been 2 years and they still dont get the memo that the relationship's over and we took all the kino in the divorce

do we need to get a restraining order?

>>2064937
Rare video showcasing AltBlue trying to hold on to his gold rank.

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I will main Odin in SmiteVSPaladins just to recreate my favorite meme.

Smite 2 is getting lots of bad steam reviews, but the devs are botting positive reviews to compensate. There's no way this will blow up in their faces.

>>2064937
rare video of erez trying to keep lorez from going under

At the end of the day Smitefags, Palafags, Realmfags, Dkofags, Tribesfags, and Global Agendafags are brothers. We all suffer from Lorez fuckery.

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>>2065466
your post reads like nick the spic and his lgay muttley vantablack kiddie diddling catboi crew explaining why tradcath white doesn't need to be trad or cath or white as long as you're a nationalism (but it's not civnat that's kiked) o algo

you will never be an vryvn godtoon
you will never pass in this thread
you will never proc a squishy
you will never rotate mid
you are a palgger twisted by cope and cringe
we are here to laugh at titanforge, you are here to cry about lorez
you have your reservation, be amongst your own shitcord mudrakers and geriatrics, far, far away from here
BACK OFF TRICK

can't a nigga play two games

Don't mind him. He was humiliated one too many times during the divorce.

>>2065794
Yeah, it's called talking about two games in two threads for each game instead of dragging Barbie Fashion Show into the Call of Duty thread (both were made / published by Activision, what's the problem?????).

Let's just talk about all the latest happenings for the thread's two dead games.

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So about that Da Ji model update, huh?

No senpai Da Ji, not interested

commenting to add this thread to my thread watcher

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Smite 2 will never generate memes of this magnitude.

*cough in the distance*

Everyone knows only palaniggerfaglords who buy gemeraldtoonbucks cough.

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Fortnite stole Jing Wei from us.... It's over...

there's no reason to play smite anymore

There never was a reason to play smite.

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But there's always gonna be a reason to post Scylla.

proctoon

>>2054287
Using simplified instead of traditional chinese just bludgeons the joke

>>2073622
wait a sec...

>>2073622
Where are her dogs coming from if she has legs?

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>>2074164
mythologically speaking, the dogs come out from her waist / hips, not replace her legs

I was going to try Smite 2 but my friend told me they nerfed Aphrodite's tits and now I have no interest in it.

>>2074164
From her cunt. Duh.

>>2075624
Doesn't count since Smiite hasn't officially released yet.
Just you wait for full release and then numbers will jump to 100 of thousands.What will be you excuse then?

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Proccers?

>>2076888
>>2075624
just you wait until january.......
some of you are alright....

There are almost no replies...

>>2077777
Blessed digits. This threadtoon gets more replies than the game itself deserves.

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uhm, doubters?

Why aren't you buying gemeraldtoons, anon?

Maladaptive daydreams of smite 2 succeeding.

>>2079798
+36 players in the last 30 days
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK t. Hirez

If this trend continues we could have a lot of... players after a... certain amount of time...
Yeah, take that doubters, SmIIteCHADS always win.

December will be the best month ever for smite 2.

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AIEEEEEEEEE!

STOP THE COUNT

It's called growing pains chud, you wouldn't get it since you're a wee little pathetic man

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Once smite 2 has suffered another few months of growing pains, then the game will finally be saved.

>>2084064
That screenshot looks like one of those meme images with a gorillion in-game popups and UI elements. Even without the shitty models it looks ugly and messy as fuck.

>>2060159
my canon is that they all do

Loki. I genuinely miss loki. Loki was my favorite video game character of all time. He just worked for me. It was like his kit was designed specifically for me. I was the best. Then they changed him. I will never be able to play og loki again. ever. like for the rest of my fucking life. Unforgivable. The worst part is that they didnt even make him better. they made him worse. No, the two can't even be compared really. Loki is no longer loki anymore. He's just some fucking guy with knives now. There is no trickery happening here. Its over. Its all over.

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>Loki.

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Haters getting BTFO'd by mad gains once more.

>>2087697
Peak playertoons is still going down THOUGH

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When are they adding W+LMB Valkyrie into Smite 2?

>>2088770
Never, because she's too sexy.

what smite really needs is an entertainer. None of the smite streamers were really entertaining. Dmbrandon was entertaining because he was how he was and allied was like really popular and also a great entertainer but he di3d and after that we were left with fuckin weak3n and the other riff raff and they are all boring and insufferable. We need a Real Smite Gen Nigga to become a streamer, go pro and save SMITE!!!?

What smite really needs is to be a more entertaining game.

Uh everytime I try to play a SMITE 2 game they add a new god who one shots me. Cba desu senpai.

Just ward more, bro.

How do I ward against getting one shot by my opposing laner.

If you see where he is, you can avoid him, and then he's not gonna one shot you. Alternatively, play a better game.

Yeah that's why I just leave games now and don't care. If I can't fight in a lane and I just have to give up immediately I'd rather go play something else.

I'm gonna play snake on my phone.

>>2088770
she's a sexo but her kit always seemed so stupid to me
>shoots bubbles out of her sword
>not even from the tip but from the side like it's a tennis rocket

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What's she thinking of?

>>2089995
Dogs

>>2089995
about her game dying

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Reddit says the game's doing well because it keeps getting/losing 1-10 players every so often, completely oblivious to the fact that they're reduced to counting individual players, for the game that was totally gonna keep lo-rez relevant into the 2030s.

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>+120
Feels good to be on the winning team.
Why haven't you joined team Smite2 yet?

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>-12
Team Smite2 bros, your game...

Smite 2: The search for more money

Smite 2 should have been DLC for SMITE, like how Guilty gear Xrd: Revelator 2 is DLC to Xrd: Rev.

>>2092534
nah im still in team smite 1(smite runs like shit while also looking worse)

Only SMITE 1 Enjoyers
May Post Below This Line
_____________________

>>2093944
Show futa dick.

Can you play this game as a beginner or will I get raped by matchmaking? Wanna try a 3rd person MOBA and hesitating between this and Predecessor.

>>2094649
You won't get raped by matchmaking early on, but it will happen after your mandatory bot matches and time spent in the kiddy pool.

>>2094762
How do I stay inside the kiddy pool? I have the macro and micro of a Silver in LoL, buying a ward is the equivalent of a 200IQ play to me.

>>2094773
It's literally impossible. Once your account hits a certain level, you're launched into normal matchmaking, which isn't very good or fair, plus it barely works now that the player numbers are so low. If you're really bad, and you're lucky, you'll play against other shitters maybe 75% of the time, then right as you're starting to have fun, you'll get put against stone cold killers.

>>2094773
Stay in bot matches/quickplay. The game's in Beta and has too low of a population for good matchmaking.

>>2092887
yeah, it's one of the big fuckups on hirez part
deadlock, marvel rivals and ow2 all run smooth even on cheapest pcs and mobas and f2p games in general are not exactly aimed at richfags

>>2095573
>Marvel Rivals
I have a high end pc and that game ran like shit on it

>>2095602
I guess it's an rng thing. It runs fine for me but shiite runs like shit.

Are you niggers gonna get bored of posting the same 5000-5500 concurrent player chart? Wait until the numbers actually move, autistic faggots.

>>2095798
Let them do it while they can. When the game soars to 5000 gorillion concurrent players they won't be posting them anymore.

SteamCharts indicates that 2 people stopped playing in the past hour. Who was it? Was it you? Or you? Huh? Show your faces, you cowards!

>>2096421
smite 1 for life baby

Smite 2oon will reach a peak of 100 smillion players trust the plan

>>2096808
it already is on consoles
I heard it's bigger than Fortnite and Roblox combined

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>>2095798
No.

I say we let Olorun get away from Shite2, he deserves better

He'll never reach page 10.

>Once AltBlue Reaches Grandmaster


>He's Be Free

>>2073622
sauce?

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>>2102881
I don't remember.

>>2103942
But why?

>>2104044
He likes posting his dick to other trannies on discord.

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There's no way they survive 2026.

>>2105474
trust the plan

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This relatively new meme is slowly creeping up my list of favorites.

>load up SMITE 2 new patch
>get one shot by the latest aspect god in lane
>close game
hahahah holy fuck how many patches are they going to keep this shit going

It won't stop until the player numbers decrease further.

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Smite 2 is saved.

uh oh... haterbros, did we get too cocky?

What is the smite equivalent to the master of magic elven lords unit?

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Presented without comment.

The kingdom of SMITE has fallen. I'm moving on to /doko/.

>>2116981
5000 24 hour peak is the floor

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>>2119330

>>2107679
we shouldve known ajax's plan all along by his nose...

>>2121192
BROOOOOS WE HAVE TO HOOOOOOOLD

4500 24 hour peak is the new floor. Stay frosty, bros.

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AltBlue will never proc again...

>>2127303
Most of this general probably won't proc again. All we do is kek at SHITE2.

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Aphrodite got that skinnyfat gyatt with the mewing drip rizzler sigma NPC Ohio walk, caught in 4K slopper 9000 skibidi yes yes Fanum taxed my bussin plate no cap frfr on god W riz no maidens L fit delulu grindset corecore reality glitch built like a Minecraft villager me personally I wouldn’t let that slide, straight outta Skibidi Ohio final boss goo goo gah gah rizz yeetified rizzler maxxing that mewing jawline while I touch grass in VR. Slay. Ratio. Bet.

>>2128294
She is literally me.

>>2128294
If she's so great then how come she can't save her game?

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It's over, haters.

Did the new God with the OP aspect save the game this patch.

>>2136296
Not yet. Next patch for sure

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they said unreal 5 was going to be amazing for the models but it's kinda meh....

fck the new captcha also

>>2137108
At least we still have upskirts.

>>2137108
Disgusting

>>2137142
They all wear granny panties though, remember the rainbow thong on bastet kawaii pop or the thong on hel in the imp and devil skin? Truly a soulless game. Grim times.

>>2141399
Post pics. I need to uhh, verify that they're not sexy.

>>2141594
Go look at Bellona upskirt or any god with an upskirt its depressing..

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>altblues shall inherit the smite 2 game saar

Slop 2.

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Merry Christmas!

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surely we will proc this weekend...

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Proccing is over...

Proccing will start right on schedule when Smite 2 leaves the beta.
Trust the plan.

Isn't the beta supposed to end in january?

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Look you fucking LOSERS, I have two non-negotiable requests:
Add Morgan to Shite 2.
Give me my Executioner Nemesis and Summer Morgan skins back.

Then I'll play this shit game again.

SMITE 3 will save SMITE 2.

But what will save Smite 3?

>>2153629
I don't think they ever said that. They'll keep hiding behind the beta label as long as they can.

>>2153665
Smite 4, duh.

Buy the fucking gemeralds already.

Gawd save the queen, for nothing will save SHITE2

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Look at these mad gains, haters.

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>>2153629
>beta ends right before the Deadlock update drops

>>2157555
Hirez would see the +148 christmas gain and think it's a permanent increase

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I just bought more gems in the Smiite store
It's about to go nuts

just boughted 600 gemeraldtoons for only $4.99


SMITE 2 | Download and Play for Free

Hello sisters, it's been quite some time. Is Lorez dead yet?

>>2160020
No, but they're very close.

"As funny as this would been if it was true, lorez's failures come down to hilariously blatant incompetence, internal politics, and general mismanagement. They were making enough of a profit from their games to keep the lights on. Key word "were".

You probably won't believe me, but paladins was absolutely a profitable game, at least up until and during 2022-early 2023, even after lorez had clearly put it on the backburner and gone all in on making new games that were costing them millions of dollars and didn't make a profit, like roco, which was only barely keeping itself out of the red, and dko, which was an outright failure in every way. smite was an incredibly profitable game.
I don't know what the game's revenue looked like after early 2023, but I do know that paladins and the people who worked on it were constantly getting fucked over by lorez, no matter how well the game was doing at a given time or how productive and efficient evil mojito was. Internally, they outdid the smite team in certain aspects. smite was the big moneymaker that funded everything else, but it was also the personal favorite among the execs, and it was obvious.
What happened is they (especially management,) spent the better part of over a decade betraying, belittling, and burning the people who played and loved their games. I don't need to tell you how dedicated and passionate the paladins community was, but a big chunk of whatever the game made was invested into new games, many of which never saw the light of day, or funding tournaments for smite and roco, instead of being reinvested into paladins. smite was also screwed over badly, but not quite as hard, it was kept afloat by the whales.
Turns out, customers don't forget when you shit in their burgers, and lorez is now on life support, because, to the surprise of no one but the now former management, people don't like it when you run the games they loved into the ground.

It doesn't help that the now former ceo decided to kill off their only two profitable games wtithout so much as sunset patches for an alpha that is, in the best case scenario, years away from full release, because "it'll be the first moba on unreal engine 5" and "players want a good looking 3rd person moba".
Yeah.
Now the company has laid off almost its entire workforce and is desperately pumping out smite 2 content as fast as it can, because they're only barely keeping their heads above water. Last I heard they've become profitable enough to hire two new guys, but they're still very unstable and probably always will be in the current gaming market.
Even if they somehow become stable, they're probably not going to make another new game.
Erez is the ceo again, but he's got his other billionaire vanity project, prophecy, and I wouldn't be surprised if the hi-rez name and ips are considered too damaged now.
You're not getting Paladins 2. Sorry.
There's a reason why they laid off almost all of the former executives.
I know because I used to work at lorez."

AltBlue was a paladins double agent.

FACT: The 148 mexican children that recently got a computer for christmas will save SMITE 2.

AlterationBlue, The #1 Grandmaster Terra on SMITE Console XBox One Series S Ranked Season 4 Split 2

FACT: there is zero (0) gameplay footage in this thread.

FACT: Nobody here plays SHITE2

I'm going to play shite2.

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I changed my mind. I played something actually fun with /doko instead.

>>2166019
what did you play

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The future is now, old men.

They made SMITE more like league so now I just play league.

This general's been on 4chan since at least 2013, but now it's reached the end of its life. How sad.

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>>2169181
Maybe if Hi Rez werent so stupid with everything they do smite coulda staid afloat

>>2170450
Is this english?

>>2167515
This, some much this
They have the same god/champions and the "smite" originally come from them

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Jing Wei got her tits back. This will definitely save SMITE 2.

>>2173501
Her feet look stinky

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>>2173501
>dark spiky scaly abyss monster with horns and edge

>>2173501
Now they need to give Aphro her tits back.

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I miss his melties.

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Do (You) think they'll make it?

>>2171009
its cheeky english, but english none the less.

discordia looks like a chud now

The chuddification of shite 2 will continue until the numbers stabilize around pandemic levels.

FACT: The invention of a time machine will save Tribes which will in turn save Hi-Rez which will in turn save SMITE 2.

FACT:Lermy has chronic back pain from her huge hanging watermelons

>>2185999
Proofs?

>>2185999
Poor lerms. I'll hold them for her

FACT: The /smgen/tlemen will be proccing this weekend. Be there or be nigger.

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FACT: lermy's saggy greasy breastoons

>>2186623
Literally just an unemployed hobo with holes.

>>2186623
She didn’t hide her face enough. I can still see around the cellphone!

>>2186623
FACT: I will furiously masturbate to this picture tonight

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I heard they added the worst girl of the roman pantheon.
Is it still possible to instacast max cooldown roll my face on the keyboard with her?

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That's not good.

>294 Mexicans have installed SMITE 2
we're back....we're finally back...

Venezuelan freedom hackers will save smite 2.

>>2188511
My computer simply cant run it

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I like this pic.

>Zhong Kui is 300 pounds
Wow what a fat fuck loser
>Ix Chel is 300 pounds
Yassss queen slay #HealthyAtAnySize

>>2192707
I have a face like muzen cab and body like zhong kui

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>>2193235
Proofs?

>>2192707
Plus sized pussy is still pussy.

>>2190565
Charybfish

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Discordia seems like the kind of girl who would be able to play the harmonica with her butt.

>>2194272
You seem like the kind of anon who wants my dick in your butt during jungle practice.

Trump's speech at the illuminati convention will save smite 2.

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Trump's speech at the illuminati convention did not save smite 2.

>>2199205
It's over.

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Surely we will proc this weekend. It has to happen... it has to...

>>2199914
We will proc harder than Cerberus procs Freya's pussy every night.

>Lermy now works on Apex Legends
at least someone managed to escape Paragon successors curse

>>2201309
Proofs?

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bellona fingering my butt

>>2201950
Plapping Bellona while she's fingering your butt!

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>>2202508
>fivesome with the roman pantheon
>bellona riding you while you make out with terra, have nox suck on your testicles, and discordia fingers your ass
imagine.

>fivesome with roman godtoons
or
>one hour of ix chel facesitting

Smite 2 is the wii u of the moba genre.

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Smite 2 rises like the new gangsterism world order.

Okay, maybe not.

Pro tip for this game: there's no punishment for leaving. If you get support or are losing and your team doesn't surrender, you can just leave. I play this game pretty irregularly, but have been ditching probably almost half of my games for months now with zero punishment.

Why was there never any smite videos on par with what palg got?

>>2214337
For some reason Smite never got nearly as much fan made stuff as Paladins did. Even now, Smite 2 is the only lorez game that's still getting updates, but almost all discussion is complaining about item balance. There's almost no new fanart, memes, or anything else, and it's been this way for years.
We need more Hecate porn.

>/palg/ has mourning threads
>/shiteg/ has no posts.

it's because /smgen/ was relatively amicable and drama-free. it's like a safe and stable, yet boring relationship.

/palg/ was filled with rage and pain. it had posters bitterly doxxing, reporting, and banning each other. it's like a toxic, yet passionate abusive relationship.

(it helps that /palg/ also has a handful of talented content creators and shitposters to chronicle the lolcows and hirez management mishaps)

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Freya cosplay

>>2217896
woof

Playing Smite 2. Is it like Paladins were you play against bots until a certain level or an I playing against literal retards

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>arabian and korean before persian

>>2218855
You not only play against bots until a certain level, but you're limited to a meme casual ggez game mode with entirely different rules to the rest of the game.

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>aladin 1 says it's kufic
>kufic is arabic script before the vowels and dots were invented
>ability picture shows it with vowels and dots

>buy maid pass
>no maid scylla or cupid
how do i get my money back

The OBELISKS are active

Tiamat status?

GM rank status?

is the game still alive or should I keep the game uninstalled.

>>2221614
Yes to both

Minions have spawned...

>>2221614
no
yes

Are we proccing this weekend smgentlemen?