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嘿,你们正在看打击线程,vm上最糟糕的线程
我决定用中文制作这个线程,除了迷惑、惹恼、性唤起和激怒任何过路人之外,没有别的原因。 如果你正在使用互联网翻译阅读这篇文章,恭喜你,你刚刚输掉了比赛。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0PwKUXHMnQ [埋め込み]
线程为第三人称MOBA,基于各种世界神话。
事实:4chan氏族是[SmGen]:Smite Gen Plus! 欢迎所有新玩家!
大多数成员都在10PM-4AM UTC+0(特别是。 星期六)。 和任何你能找到的人一起聚会。
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常客通常会在线程中交谈/LFG,不要介意他们。
>打击Y12
https://www.smitegame.com/news/laughs-of-the-past-12-1-update-notes/
>狗屎2
这是一个测试版
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VooS1RuWbo [내장]
计划在2026年底前为100个国家制定路线图
到~2027年完成135+的集水
基本上,这是强奸
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60 [내장]
>新玩家指南+飞溅艺术画廊
https://rentry.org/smgen
>神话
https://rentry.org/smgenloredoc
>连结
https://www.smitegame.com/download
https://www.smitegame.com/news
https://nitter.net/SMITEGame
https://smite.gamepedia.com/Smite_Wiki
https://www.smitefire.com/smite/gods
https://smite.guru
>上一篇
https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/1914341
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I'm thinking I can vibe with the thread's new direction.
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>>2054998
It would probably be better managed and implemented, but more openly corrupt, and they'd replace the titan talk talking heads with ultra-charismatic influencers in business suits.
>>2055049
This also.
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No.
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Once they add her to smite 2, the game will finally be saved.
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>>2057344
>melted plastic face
>hag saggers just move up and down on their own instead of swinging around, they don't even have extra physics, it's just pointless animation (probably a reused animation rig)
>fox tail is less fluffy (criminal)
>fabric is full gloss instead of matte / slight gloss like an actual cheongsam
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Makes me wonder, with all these advancements in technology and bullshit, why do they always try to reinvent the wheel instead of going back to the original concept art and executing it more faithfully if they're forced to. Like, her Smite 1 heels are platform-heel blocks because of the lower poly count, her new ones look like cheap and nonfunctional tapered ice skates, but the concept has a nice curve to her platform-heels that both looks more functional and would have been a nice re-addition. Smite 1 looks better, but they literally have a better design than both already.
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>>2054287
I was cleaning out my house and found these codes from a PAX visit. I have no idea if these still work, these were from a while ago.
He Bo Sydney Shredder: SE96D694A5E041013
SEB70A5E98AF41013
SE96D98ACE0F41013
SE1B66BDF48E41013
SEEB8D4A6FE741013
2015 Tyr skin:
PXTC128CB05751007
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>be lo-rez
>have a player who is constantly top 1 on the leaderboards
>over multiple accounts has 5k+ games on smite 2
>triggers shitters cuz he exploits game mechanics that are implemented by the devs themselves
>have such a melty that they ban him
I don't get this company anymore its like they want this game to die. People like that get paid by dev companies as QA testers.
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>People like that get paid by dev companies as QA testers.
This doesn't happen, especially when the abuse is just "queue at 3am". The kind of people who actually get hired are the people who write the most popular cheat/botting tools.
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>>2063863
What 48 godtoons and championheroes would be on the roster, and who would be the unplayable end game boss in the watered-down singleplayer story?
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>>2064885
If you beat them both in a very specific way, they fuse and form the True End Game Boss, The Morrigan, godqueen of bugs and sloppy ass legacy coding practices.
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>>2064783
Smite:
>Amaterasu
>Anubis
>Ares
>Athena
>Bellona
>Cthulhu
>Fenrir
>Hades
>Janus
>King Arthur
>Loki
>Neith
>Nemesis
>Nu Wa
>Odin
>Ra
>Scylla
>Sol
>Susano
>The Morrigan
>Thor
>Tiamat
>Ymir
>Zeus
Paladins:
>Androxus
>Bomb King
>Cassie
>Drogoz
>Evie
>Fernando
>Furia
>Imani
>Io
>Koga
>Maeve
>Makoa
>Mal'Damba
>Moji
>PipWith Pepper as an alternate costume
>Ruckus & Bolt
>Seris
>Skye
>Talus
>Terminus
>Tiberius
>Vora
>Yagorath
>Ying
Story:
>Hi-Rez shits the bed and now can only afford to continue development of one game. Everybody fights to decide which game gets the money. Each godchampionroguetoon gets their own voiced ending slideshow cutscene. The final boss is Erez himself.
Stages:
>Arena (Smite)
>Clash map
>Joust map
>Olympus
>Ragnarok (Jorm as a stage hazard)
>R'lyeh
>The Underworld (Cerb, Charon, and Persephone make cameos).
>Serpent Beach
>Frog Isle
>Fish Market
>Stone Keep
>Ascension Peak
>Bazaar
>The Abyss
>Dragon Arena
Global Agenda and Rogue Company also get one map each as a stage, but I didn't play either of those games, so I can't say which.Secret Bonus Toons:>Ronin (Rogue Company)>Dima (Rogue Company)>Phantom (Rogue Company)>Warrior (Realm Royale) (Other classes as alt costumes)Blood Eagle (Tribes Ascend) (Different classes and Diamond Sword versions as costumes.)
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palg vagrant niggers are banging at the door again
it's been 2 years and they still dont get the memo that the relationship's over and we took all the kino in the divorce
do we need to get a restraining order?
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I will main Odin in SmiteVSPaladins just to recreate my favorite meme.
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>>2065466
your post reads like nick the spic and his lgay muttley vantablack kiddie diddling catboi crew explaining why tradcath white doesn't need to be trad or cath or white as long as you're a nationalism (but it's not civnat that's kiked) o algo
you will never be an vryvn godtoon
you will never pass in this thread
you will never proc a squishy
you will never rotate mid
you are a palgger twisted by cope and cringe
we are here to laugh at titanforge, you are here to cry about lorez
you have your reservation, be amongst your own shitcord mudrakers and geriatrics, far, far away from here
BACK OFF TRICK
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>>2065794
Yeah, it's called talking about two games in two threads for each game instead of dragging Barbie Fashion Show into the Call of Duty thread (both were made / published by Activision, what's the problem?????).
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Smite 2 will never generate memes of this magnitude.
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Fortnite stole Jing Wei from us.... It's over...
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But there's always gonna be a reason to post Scylla.
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>>2074164
mythologically speaking, the dogs come out from her waist / hips, not replace her legs
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uhm, doubters?
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AIEEEEEEEEE!
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Once smite 2 has suffered another few months of growing pains, then the game will finally be saved.
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Loki. I genuinely miss loki. Loki was my favorite video game character of all time. He just worked for me. It was like his kit was designed specifically for me. I was the best. Then they changed him. I will never be able to play og loki again. ever. like for the rest of my fucking life. Unforgivable. The worst part is that they didnt even make him better. they made him worse. No, the two can't even be compared really. Loki is no longer loki anymore. He's just some fucking guy with knives now. There is no trickery happening here. Its over. Its all over.
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>Loki.
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Haters getting BTFO'd by mad gains once more.
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what smite really needs is an entertainer. None of the smite streamers were really entertaining. Dmbrandon was entertaining because he was how he was and allied was like really popular and also a great entertainer but he di3d and after that we were left with fuckin weak3n and the other riff raff and they are all boring and insufferable. We need a Real Smite Gen Nigga to become a streamer, go pro and save SMITE!!!?
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What's she thinking of?
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Reddit says the game's doing well because it keeps getting/losing 1-10 players every so often, completely oblivious to the fact that they're reduced to counting individual players, for the game that was totally gonna keep lo-rez relevant into the 2030s.
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>+120
Feels good to be on the winning team.
Why haven't you joined team Smite2 yet?
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>-12
Team Smite2 bros, your game...
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It's literally impossible. Once your account hits a certain level, you're launched into normal matchmaking, which isn't very good or fair, plus it barely works now that the player numbers are so low. If you're really bad, and you're lucky, you'll play against other shitters maybe 75% of the time, then right as you're starting to have fun, you'll get put against stone cold killers.
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>>2095798
No.
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>>2102881
I don't remember.
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There's no way they survive 2026.
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This relatively new meme is slowly creeping up my list of favorites.
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Smite 2 is saved.
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Presented without comment.
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AltBlue will never proc again...
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Aphrodite got that skinnyfat gyatt with the mewing drip rizzler sigma NPC Ohio walk, caught in 4K slopper 9000 skibidi yes yes Fanum taxed my bussin plate no cap frfr on god W riz no maidens L fit delulu grindset corecore reality glitch built like a Minecraft villager me personally I wouldn’t let that slide, straight outta Skibidi Ohio final boss goo goo gah gah rizz yeetified rizzler maxxing that mewing jawline while I touch grass in VR. Slay. Ratio. Bet.
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It's over, haters.
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they said unreal 5 was going to be amazing for the models but it's kinda meh....
fck the new captcha also
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>altblues shall inherit the smite 2 game saar
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surely we will proc this weekend...
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Proccing is over...
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Look you fucking LOSERS, I have two non-negotiable requests:
Add Morgan to Shite 2.
Give me my Executioner Nemesis and Summer Morgan skins back.
Then I'll play this shit game again.
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Look at these mad gains, haters.
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>>2153629
>beta ends right before the Deadlock update drops
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I just bought more gems in the Smiite store
It's about to go nuts
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"As funny as this would been if it was true, lorez's failures come down to hilariously blatant incompetence, internal politics, and general mismanagement. They were making enough of a profit from their games to keep the lights on. Key word "were".
You probably won't believe me, but paladins was absolutely a profitable game, at least up until and during 2022-early 2023, even after lorez had clearly put it on the backburner and gone all in on making new games that were costing them millions of dollars and didn't make a profit, like roco, which was only barely keeping itself out of the red, and dko, which was an outright failure in every way. smite was an incredibly profitable game.
I don't know what the game's revenue looked like after early 2023, but I do know that paladins and the people who worked on it were constantly getting fucked over by lorez, no matter how well the game was doing at a given time or how productive and efficient evil mojito was. Internally, they outdid the smite team in certain aspects. smite was the big moneymaker that funded everything else, but it was also the personal favorite among the execs, and it was obvious.
What happened is they (especially management,) spent the better part of over a decade betraying, belittling, and burning the people who played and loved their games. I don't need to tell you how dedicated and passionate the paladins community was, but a big chunk of whatever the game made was invested into new games, many of which never saw the light of day, or funding tournaments for smite and roco, instead of being reinvested into paladins. smite was also screwed over badly, but not quite as hard, it was kept afloat by the whales.
Turns out, customers don't forget when you shit in their burgers, and lorez is now on life support, because, to the surprise of no one but the now former management, people don't like it when you run the games they loved into the ground.
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It doesn't help that the now former ceo decided to kill off their only two profitable games wtithout so much as sunset patches for an alpha that is, in the best case scenario, years away from full release, because "it'll be the first moba on unreal engine 5" and "players want a good looking 3rd person moba".
Yeah.
Now the company has laid off almost its entire workforce and is desperately pumping out smite 2 content as fast as it can, because they're only barely keeping their heads above water. Last I heard they've become profitable enough to hire two new guys, but they're still very unstable and probably always will be in the current gaming market.
Even if they somehow become stable, they're probably not going to make another new game.
Erez is the ceo again, but he's got his other billionaire vanity project, prophecy, and I wouldn't be surprised if the hi-rez name and ips are considered too damaged now.
You're not getting Paladins 2. Sorry.
There's a reason why they laid off almost all of the former executives.
I know because I used to work at lorez."
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I changed my mind. I played something actually fun with /doko instead.
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The future is now, old men.
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>>2169181
Maybe if Hi Rez werent so stupid with everything they do smite coulda staid afloat
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Jing Wei got her tits back. This will definitely save SMITE 2.
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>>2173501
>dark spiky scaly abyss monster with horns and edge
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I miss his melties.
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Do (You) think they'll make it?
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FACT: lermy's saggy greasy breastoons
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I heard they added the worst girl of the roman pantheon.
Is it still possible to instacast max cooldown roll my face on the keyboard with her?
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That's not good.
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I like this pic.
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>>2193235
Proofs?
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Discordia seems like the kind of girl who would be able to play the harmonica with her butt.
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Trump's speech at the illuminati convention did not save smite 2.
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bellona fingering my butt
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>>2202508
>fivesome with the roman pantheon
>bellona riding you while you make out with terra, have nox suck on your testicles, and discordia fingers your ass
imagine.
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Smite 2 rises like the new gangsterism world order.
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Pro tip for this game: there's no punishment for leaving. If you get support or are losing and your team doesn't surrender, you can just leave. I play this game pretty irregularly, but have been ditching probably almost half of my games for months now with zero punishment.
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For some reason Smite never got nearly as much fan made stuff as Paladins did. Even now, Smite 2 is the only lorez game that's still getting updates, but almost all discussion is complaining about item balance. There's almost no new fanart, memes, or anything else, and it's been this way for years.We need more Hecate porn.
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it's because /smgen/ was relatively amicable and drama-free. it's like a safe and stable, yet boring relationship.
/palg/ was filled with rage and pain. it had posters bitterly doxxing, reporting, and banning each other. it's like a toxic, yet passionate abusive relationship.
(it helps that /palg/ also has a handful of talented content creators and shitposters to chronicle the lolcows and hirez management mishaps)
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Freya cosplay
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>arabian and korean before persian
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>aladin 1 says it's kufic
>kufic is arabic script before the vowels and dots were invented
>ability picture shows it with vowels and dots
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SMITE 2 pls
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If Discordia were a Pokemon type, would she be a fairy, a flying/fairy, or a psychic/fairy
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Two years and still sub 9k.
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I have come here to once again lament over the death of smite this game was peak for a little bit and I still don't know why they created smite 2 instead of just fixing smite 1 hirez needs to just pack it up because they destroy everything they touch at this point
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Correction, am not going to cope with paladins II, because it's already suffered a 94% player drop, and the developers laid off 85% of the team last week.
I am instead going to cope withDeadzone: rogue:
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I had a dream about Smite last night and it reminded me the game is ded when I woke up.
It was on the Season 2 Conquest map and I was Atlas against a Ymir.
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Because we can't have nice things.
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I guess there's a reason it was so similar to realm royale and paladins.
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I forgot about this general, but now I'm back, and the game finally broke 9k.
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>>2264405
yeah she is
can you name even one smite goddess who would be more fairy than discordia
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>>2265145
chang'e's title is the fairy of the moon and morgan le fae literally has fae in her name you dumb gorilla nigger
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When are lo-rez going to virtue signal and put some war merch and 'MERICA FUCK YEAH!!! OORA skins into SHITE II to commemorate the start of the america-Iran war of 2026?
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AltBlue tried to storm the US embassy to get a refund on behalf of Georgia state, but he quickly found out he wasn't a Silver Surfer in real life and took lead instead.
He's hooked up on copium now, but the doctors are saying he might not make it after developing a high tolerance due to abusing the substance all these years.
we got his migshot btw, full dox too
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Just had what might've been the funniest interaction I've ever been a part of
>First bit of the game goes well I was playing solo and outfighting my laner
>Our jungler comes on mic to bitch about the support geb playing aspect. Literally says in a stereotypical nasally voice "I hope you know that's a bannable offense. I will be reporting you"
>While I do agree that Gebs a fucker, I honestly thought we were winning to that point and even for a bit after
>Alas though they desperately wanted us to surrender as soon as it hit 10 minutes. At which point we were exactly even in gold and winning fights
>I typed in chat to at least wait until we started losing which apparently made me a target in the guys eyes as he began to say that I was also the problem for 'playing selfishly' (I was 6-0 at the time)
>I'm not going to say I played the game perfectly, there were a couple fuckups and each time the guy would say something. At least for me though the game continued to go pretty well
>With the second surrender vote being rejected he started entering full on melty mode. "You said we'd surrender when we started losing, WELL WE'RE LOSING!"
>Immediately we teamwipe and get the queen naga. He went to do their damage buff during this btw
>Bro shut up for a while, but threw up another surrender on cooldown. After that one got shot down he entered full on melty mode
>Continues blowing out his mic about how we don't have any tanks and I'm stealing kills and blah blah blah
>Tell him now I'm not surrendering because listening to him lose it is funny
>"You're probably a fucking liberal blah blah blah you probably cried about renee good blah blah blah
>At this point I hop on mic to call him a nigger faggot just so it doesn't get twisted
>Tells me he's going to report me lol
>"I hope you cry when they ban you"
>Realize everything this guy says is projection
>Drag the game on for almost 40 minutes before they manage to end it all the while this dude is completely losing it
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>>2273757
i'll never play shi2 (i know ugh) but posts like theseare infinite heartwarming 100
the kids of tomorrow might still yet have it. they will link the flame of shite (the dark souls of mobas) and a new age of shitekino will dawn. new game, same shit(2)
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my scientific speculation (global warming is just one small part of a wider fluctuations in global climatological trends) (o algo)
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>>2276773
we deal in searing hot gems, not frosted feces
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>>2276029
god yes
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[Happy news] Smite 2 has gained players over the last 6 months, something not even Shart Raiders managed to pull off.
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jing boobs
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>>2294852
jing feet
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>>2284465
I'm a newfag, so correct me if I'm wrong, but my understanding is that Tribes Ascend was popular here back when the Mongolian basket weaving forum was a more mainstream part of the internet, (don't know if the same applied to Global Agenda or just Tribes,) and after that game was murdered lorez had a pre-established community on the vidya boards, some of which transferred over to Smite and later Paladins, but both communities diverged and slowly declined over the years as erez took a crowbar to the kneecaps of his games for fun.
So now /smgen/ is dead aside from a few holdouts on /vm/ (and the Smite community is almost completely dead outside of here too.)
Realm Royale had a brief moment of interest as part of /palg/, but died off quickly, RoCo never seems to have caught on enough to have its own general, and from what I can tell was barely discussed in any of the other lorez generals, nobody was interested.
DKO was also barely discussed.
What are the odds Shi2 gains enough traction to sustain a /vg/ general again?I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HIREZ
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These niggas really made the new items in ms paint. At this point I would take AI slop over this a 12 year old could draw something better.
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>>2296745
is that really in the game
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>>2300825
dang
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>>2296566
nah lil g nigga, let an old hat give you the QRD
[imagine if an entire post is here, i can'g be bothered splitting it up and doing the capchas]
>smgen subsists through an entire year of no updates
>but once again the flame fades
>and a new chosen undead must link the fire
and basically i'm just not gonna play it (the sequel)
>_<inb4
i'm 25 (aka a pensioncel wrinklemaxxxxing old man silver fox) (any babe hunniesinto geriatrics out there reading along, msg me on IRC colon3, but do keep in mind if it's between you or the prune juice, i'm slobberin wit my tongue out for that purple drank every time)
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>>2296566
4chan (or at least /smgen/) has historically usually been pro-Erez, it's the hiveminds that don't like him because they're told to.
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They finally did something about leavers, but the problem is I'll take any punishment over playing out games with absolute shitters on my team. The solution that I don't understand why we haven't gotten is to lower the surrender requirements down to 3 votes. It's never made any sense to me that people can hold you hostage when the majority of the team is done.
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I blame iranian hackers on steroids for the decline in proccers.
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Smite?
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T(h)erra was once a Grandmaster called AltBlue
A poster, like me and like you
Crash walls on a dash for damage
Was unintended, just a smidge
And when it was patched out he was back in Silver 2!
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Kash Patel probably plays smite. That's how the iranian hackers on steroids managed to get him.
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It's gonna totally last into the 2030s, guys.
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Absolute proccer count: decreasing.
Monthly proccer count: falling two months in a row.
Lo-rez cortisol levels: increasing.
American draft likelihood: approaching 100%.
Lermy status: still broke and fat.
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FACT: this thread is almost half a year old.
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I'll play when my mommy wife gets in, I promise
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>>2338722
DRAGONFUCKERS WHERE WE AT
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FUCK FAIRIES.
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>be PonPon
>obvious leaguefag reject, next to the little east asian dude
>all his godtoons are massively bloated all-arounders (omg just like lol)
>pushes for Shi2 hard
>Shi2 bombs
>pushes for actives (omg just like lol)
>nobody uses them and now enchantersissies run the tank role in shi2
>pushes for aspects
>aka every god can now do any role / is a massively bloated all-arounder (omg just like lol)
>"omg wait what what it's making a comback?!?!?1"
>>>left Titanforge yesterday
uh oh
stinky?
poopy?
what insider trading knowledge does he know?
who's even left aside from Ajax?
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>>2354101
>4chan issues made me think the message didnt send when it did
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>>2354101
>4chan issues made me think the message didnt send when it did
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>>2349551
Yes, but that's why I come here.